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Es war Dienstag morgen, 6:00 Uhr, ich wurde von den schrillen Tönen meines Weckers aus einem wunderbaren Traum gerissen. Und Obwohl es sehr früh war, war ich keineswegs müde oder schlecht drauf, im gegenteil, ich fühlte mich sehr gut und war voller Energie. Dennoch musste ich feststellen das ich spät drann war.

Mein erster Weg führte mich in das Badezimmer, wie jeden morgen viel mein erster Blick in den Spiegel. Die normale Prozedur begann, und ich putzte mir meine Zähne und brachte meine Haare in Form. Als ich dabei war das Badezimmer wieder zu verlassen, dachte ich das ich eigendlich mal wieder duschen könnte, aber es war schon ein wenig zu spät dafür.

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