Sissy Experience Episode 3 Neighbourhood Uncle
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Hey All,Hope you are well!!If you haven’t read my previous episode I recommend checking it out.Uncle Sam spanked my ass very hard and then took my pyjamas off. Now I was in my mini skirt and power puff girls panties underneath. I look at him and I could see the lust in his eyes.He stood up leaving me on the couch and started to take his pants off. There was big bulge in his undies. Then he came closer to me and brought his dick near my face and pulled his undies down slowly. Suddenly it popped...
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Part 4 - Stepmother's Test She crossed her legs and began dangling her high heel again and Carl became excited. His sissy stick started to stick up as he watch the dangling show and fashion models prancing on the run way. He had no where to escape and his stepmother noticed her panties bulging with his sissy cock. She nonchalantly let the shoe fall on the carpet and said, "Well, missy are you going to pick my shoe up and place back on my toes or can't you get up!" "Yes, ma'am, I...
Sissy Therapy by Kate "Great practice, guys! If we keep working hard, we have a real shot at the conference title," Coach Jones addressed the thirty or so high school boys gathered around him. The boys were sweaty and tired, but the coach's praise momentarily raised their spirits. "Smith nice passing out there. Keep up the good work." Fifteen year old Billy Smith grinned cockily. "Sure, Coach. After all, I am the greatest!" The other boys moaned at Billy's arrogance. Coach...
Dresden 10/21/17I’m sitting in front of my computer and trying to decide on what to write in my Sissy Diary. It’s been a while since my last post and a lot has happened since then. My entire life is entirely different now. I have so much to share.So, what’s changed? Let’s talk about the simple things first: My English has gotten so much better with every day, there is a soccer match currently on air and I’m not even tempted to have the TV on for background noise, for the first time in five...
Here we go again. Some boys simply are sissies. This is the story of one of them. It is not a story of discovery, although there is much of that, but rather a tale of a lovely boy's trip to self-realization, albeit a tad 'forced.' If lots of frilly sissy boy and girl outfits, super swishy behavior and a little sex, not to mention dominant women, are your thing, please read on. If not, thanks for looking anyway. It is also a purely fanciful, fictional fantasy work. No references...
EPISODE 11: "Mecha Meets its Match? Cheer Raider Captured!" "Alright, Matt, come at me," Jennifer invited. Matt smiled and ran towards her, his fist raised in preparation for a punch. The next thing he knew, he was flat on his back with the wind knocked out of him. "Very good, Jennifer, that was well done," said Ricketts. As promised, General Alvarez had assigned him to give them a crash course in some basic battle techniques. In the spirit of things, they were both wearing...
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EPISODE 6: "You Want to See My Powerful Colossus, and Also My Giant Robot? Bigger is Badder!" Matt worked his tongue intently on Jennifer's clit while he felt her mouth engulf his hard cock completely. She had invited him over to her house for more practice, and he certainly wasn't going to turn that down. He heard her moaning with her mouth full, felt her tongue moving up and down his rod. His head fell back from her wet pussy as he grunted loudly and pumped his jism into her...
EPISODE 12: "Violated by Evil! Fear Raider Attacks!" "Aw, too bad," the Tsarina said, taunting Jennifer while holding her tightly in a headlock. She willed her muscles to move, to fight back, but her body would not obey after all the lightning hits she'd taken. "I was hoping my monstrosity would be able to take yours down, but no matter. It served its purpose, it's given us this time together. Retrieval." The town vanished in a swirl of purple and blue energy, and then they were...
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Sissy Stepmother A Pantyboy Profile INTRODUCTION Cheryl here. You remember me. The 20-year-old pantyboy extraordinaire. Every man's naughty, secret, wet dream. Raconteur without equal. In "Service" and "Test Driven," I told you about Amy and Judy, two of my lovely roommates, fellow pantyboys and like me, covergirls for "Panty Boy," the only publication worth buying, besides some of those Spermco comic books about us "special boygirls" and the "Sunday New York Times." And Panty...
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"All characters participating in sexual activity are age 16 or older."[Opening Theme: "Violet Skies" by In This Moment]"And now for the latest developments in Bensonville, Debbie Woods.""Thanks, Richard. I'm here just outside Bensonville, where the Army is setting up a Forward Operating Base they are calling Artemis. Here with me is the base commanding officer, General Alvarez, to tell us about it. General, what is the purpose of this base, and why now?"Debbie, the U.S. Military has been...
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EPISODE 13: "Attack Through the Portal! It's the Final Battle!" "Land near the fountain and let me out," Jennifer said. Matt said, "Sure. But, uh, you do realize that you're…" "Naked?" she finished. "May as well be, I'm going to get wet." Matt set Panther down in front of the recently-built Bensonville city hall, then released the hoverwing and sat down close to the fountain out front. The fountain sat within a shallow circular pool, twenty feet in diameter and...
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"Alright, Matt, come at me," Jennifer invited. Matt smiled and ran towards her, his fist raised in preparation for a punch. The next thing he knew, he was flat on his back with the wind knocked out of him."Very good, Jennifer, that was well done," said Ricketts. As promised, General Alvarez had assigned him to give them a crash course in some basic battle techniques. In the spirit of things, they were both wearing camouflage tank tops and sweatpants that they'd gotten from the base...
Fantasy & Sci-Fi[Opening Theme: "Violet Skies" by In This Moment]Matt worked his tongue intently on Jennifer's clit while he felt her mouth engulf his hard cock completely. She had invited him over to her house for more practice, and he certainly wasn't going to turn that down. He heard her moaning with her mouth full, felt her tongue moving up and down his rod. His head fell back from her wet pussy as he grunted loudly and pumped his jism into her mouth. She got up and turned around, licking her lips...
Fantasy & Sci-FiMatt and Jennifer rode quietly to Artemis Base in the back of one of the Humvees. Jennifer had her helmet off and held it in her lap. The soldiers had brought in a flatbed truck to haul Panther away from the school, it was now following just behind them. When they arrived, a soldier led them into one of the temporary support buildings that made up the camp. He delivered them directly to the office of the man in charge. "General Alvarez, sir, this is Cheer Raider and the pilot of the SABRE...
Fantasy & Sci-Fi"All characters participating in sexual activity are age 16 or older."[Opening Theme: "Violet Skies" by In This Moment]Jennifer sat in her room, typing on her computer. The monsters had been particularly active these past couple weeks, and the timing couldn't have been worse. There hadn't been anything new attacking, it was all creatures of types they'd defeated before, but it still took time she couldn't easily spare. She had two huge reports due nearly at the same time that were both major...
Fantasy & Sci-Fi"All characters participating in sexual activity are age 16 or older."[Opening Theme: "Violet Skies" by In This Moment]Matt thought he'd been obsessed with Cheer Raider before, but it was on a whole other level now. Ever since that night, he couldn't get her out of his head. It was very distracting, especially during class. It was close to the end of the class period before lunch, and most of his classmates were thinking about food. He was thinking about that soft, wet, tight pussy sliding up...
Fantasy & Sci-FiJennifer moaned loudly as Matt held her hips and thrust into her pussy from behind. Her arms gave out and she collapsed, her face against the bed, and she said, "Oh God yes, fuck me, that's it!""That's right, take it, you slut," Matt said."Ahhhh, say it again," Jennifer urged."You dirty, nasty slut, take my fucking cock all the way inside!" Matt shouted at her."Oh yeeeaaahh, you say the nicest things. Now my ass, I need you up my ass!" she begged. Matt obliged, pulling his stiff rod from her...
Fantasy & Sci-Fi"All characters participating in sexual activity are age 16 or older."[Opening Theme: "Violet Skies" by In This Moment]It was quite late, well after midnight, but Matt had to watch it just one more time before going to bed. He took his web browser back to the video and hit play."There's been another remarkable incident in Bensonville today, our Debbie Woods is still in town there with the story. Debbie?""Thanks, Richard. Another attack, and another save by the hometown hero calling herself...
Fantasy & Sci-Fi"All characters participating in sexual activity are age 16 or older."[Opening Theme: "Violet Skies" by In This Moment]The doorbell rang. Jennifer hurried to the door and opened it, revealing a smiling Theresa. Both girls squealed with excitement. "Get in here, you," Jennifer said, grabbing her arm and pulling her inside. As soon as she got the door closed, Theresa pushed her against it and kissed her. Jennifer returned the kiss, and said after Theresa finally pulled away, "Not so shy about...
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"All characters participating in sexual activity are age 16 or older."[Opening Theme: "Violet Skies" by In This Moment]"Oh God! Yes, fuck me Wade, yes, ooohhh!" screamed Jennifer as her pussy was pounded from behind by the football player's rock hard dick."Yeah, take it babe, take it! I'm cumming! Aaahhh!" Wade yelled in return, as his jism unloaded into her. He pulled out of her and lay back onto her bed. She turned around on her hands and knees and took his shrinking cock into her mouth,...
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One The ProblemI know I have high standards, Doc, Matt Studley said to his ther****t, Dr.Freudist. But it s more than that. Dr. Freudist nodded and said, Um hum. Can I be honest with you, Doc Matt asked.They always ask that, Dr. Freudist said to himself. I ve been listening tothis guy ramble on about his issues for seven weeks, twice a week, andNOW he s going to be honest But Dr. Freudist merely nodded and said, Of course. This is a safe place. And then he waited.And waited.Finally,...
[Opening Theme: “Violet Skies” by In This Moment] “Mecha Meets its Match? Cheer Raider Captured!” “Alright, Matt, come at me,” Jennifer invited. Matt smiled and ran towards her, his fist raised in preparation for a punch. The next thing he knew, he was flat on his back with the wind knocked out of him. “Very good, Jennifer, that was well done,” said Ricketts. As promised, General Alvarez had assigned him to give them a crash course in some basic battle...
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[Opening Theme: “Violet Skies” by In This Moment] “The Tsarina Appears! I’ll Do Anything To Save My Grade!” Jennifer sat in her room, typing on her computer. The monsters had been particularly active these past couple weeks, and the timing couldn’t have been worse. There hadn’t been anything new attacking, it was all creatures of types they’d defeated before, but it still took time she couldn’t easily spare. She had two huge reports due nearly at the...
[Opening Theme: “Violet Skies” by In This Moment] “Attack Through the Portal! It’s the Final Battle!” “Land near the fountain and let me out,” Jennifer said. Matt said, “Sure. But, uh, you do realize that you’re...” “Naked?” she finished. “May as well be, I’m going to get wet.” Matt set Panther down in front of the recently-built Bensonville city hall, then released the hoverwing and sat down close to the fountain out front. The fountain sat within a...
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MatureSo hello everyone! Myself Akhil from Bangalore. Excited from reading the numerous stories and varieties here, I have decided why not share my own experience. And before I begin for any feedback do contact me So as a boy I used to be so quiet, ignoring almost everyone and stay at home all alone. Concentrating on my hobbies and stuff. As the years passed and the days of sexual feelings touched me I was so embarrassed that almost regretted not being so social with others. That is when I...
SISSY SCHOOL - PART 6 By Missy Crystal The sissies flounced out of the kitchen in a train of swirling petticoats and went into the living room, which was also the classroom. I was the caboose, following Sissy Heather. As soon as we were all in the room, Mistress Mary appeared. Either she had ESP or she really was constantly monitoring us. Either way, I was glad I decided not to try anything for the time being. "Today we will have a deportment class," she announced. "Yeth, Mithtwith...
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SISSY SCHOOL - PART 4 By Missy Crystal Mistress Mary came over and stood next to us. To my surprise, her voice was calm. "The purpose of discipline is correction, not cruelty. There is nothing to be gained by punishing a sissy for behavior that cannot be improved and no profit in breaking her spirit by making her fearful of mistakes over which she has no control. I do not require perfection. Only that each sissy tries her best to be perfect. You have always done so, Sissy Heather."...
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Sissy Emma is turnedI had been a crossdresser all my life but completely in the closet and hidden from all my friends and family. To ease my tensions, I often chatted with people on line, at first with females and other crossdressers but as I got braver with men as well. I loved to chat with them and their strong demeanour made me feel even more feminine.I had been chatting with John for a couple of weeks, about my fantasies. And let me get this straight, that's all they were fantasies. I mean...