Alices True Adventures Prologue
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Why the fuck haven’t I been packed until now?! I began cursing myself as I realized I only had a few minutes before my ride to the airport was to show up. I scrambled through the mess of clothes that happened to be lying in a heap on my bed. Would it have fucking killed me to do this shit last night? No, instead I had to go to the fucking bar and get plastered with my friends before heading out! I should’ve packed before then! I was very angry with myself. I heard the horn of my buddy’s car...
Introduction: Just a fictional Magical Transformation I had been coming to the cabin for years. It was off in the mountains of North Carolina, about five hours away from our home in Tennessee, and while not the greatest of accommodations, it was a retreat from our busy lives. Sometimes my wife would come with me, sometimes, I would get away to write, and depending on if I was alone or with her, decided how relaxed I would be. I had married a younger woman after I had gotten well established in...
Was hatte mich zum Fremdgehen gebracht? Im Laufe der Jahre hatten wir eine Reihe von Au Pair Mädchen, und verschiedene Teenager aus der Nachbarschaft als Babysitter, und ich habe keiner von ihnen auch nur einen Blick gegönnt. Nicht ein einziges einmal. Ja wirklich. Bis Alice aus einem kleinen Flecken in Österreich daherkam. Wie beschreibe ich sie? Was hatte sie? Diese seltsame Aura, die mich unwiderstehlich wie ein riesiges schwarzes Loch in ihr Sphäre gezogen hat. Ihre naive Unschuld, gepaart...
Was hatte mich zum Fremdgehen gebracht? Im Laufe der Jahre hatten wir eine Reihe von Au Pair Mädchen, und verschiedene Teenager aus der Nachbarschaft als Babysitter, und ich habe keiner von ihnen auch nur einen Blick gegönnt. Nicht ein einziges einmal. Ja wirklich. Bis Alice aus einem kleinen Flecken in Österreich daherkam. Wie beschreibe ich sie? Was hatte sie? Diese seltsame Aura, die mich unwiderstehlich wie ein riesiges schwarzes Loch in ihr Sphäre gezogen hat. Ihre naive Unschuld, gepaart...
"Hey, Adam, come on in, mate!" said Marco to his best friend over the intercom. "How is it hanging, Johnson?" answered Adam jokingly. "Only 2 feet off the ground!" was his happy response. The two always joked around a lot. It felt like they knew each other for decades. But they only met 6 years ago on a cruise around the Caribbean. Adam, a 32-year-old well-hung stallion, walked inside and found Marco in the backyard by the pool. Stark naked and semi-erect. "Fuck, you weren't fooling around!"...
If there was one rule in her life that Alice had always felt she’d be able to abide by, it was the ‘NO OFFICE ROMANCE’ rule. Why then was this new email notification giving her such an intense and unfamiliar fluttering in the pit of her stomach? Her morning had been the usual flurry of activity to get out of the door on time after once again trying to induce some kind of passionate response from Dave, her long time partner. But even taking his flaccid penis into her mouth had failed to...
I was barely 16 that hot and humid July afternoon I admitted to Amy, my sweet little cousin, that I’d been having sex with my father for two months. “What?!” she gushed. “Courtney! Oh, my God!” Also, that I was on birth control, but that my up-tight mother had no idea or she’d have killed me! Of course, at St. Katherine’s, where we both went to school, they wouldn’t have been too thrilled at that part, either. “I can’t believe this!” Amy was almost panting at the news. “You’re doing your own...
I was barely 16 that hot and humid July afternoon I admitted to Amy, my sweet little cousin, that I’d been having sex with my father for two months.“What?!” she gushed. “Courtney! Oh, my God!”Also, that I was on birth control, but that my up-tight mother had no idea or she’d have killed me! Of course, at St. Katherine’s, where we both went to school, they wouldn’t have been too thrilled at that part, either. “I can’t believe this!” Amy was almost panting at the news. “You’re doing your own...
Title: Her Dirty Little SecretRating: NC17Summary: After the Golden Globes Award Party Laura comes home to her only secret slave who nobody in the whole wide world knows about, not even her real life boyfriend.Feedback: always appreciated!Note: Just a fantasy. Not a real story. *sighs* I Wish!Mistress! You're home! Did you have fun?" the slave asked as he opened his arms wide to give her a hug, but his Mistress grabbed both filthy hands, making sure that they did not stain the expensive...
My body quivers with excitement, and not only because I’m on my knees in the bedroom with my husband’s cock in my mouth. Not even because there’s someone else in the house. The God Botherer is waiting in the kitchen.Perhaps I should explain. The God Botherer is what John calls his personal assistant in private, though to her face and publicly he calls her Ms. McLeod or, on rare occasions, Charlotte. I find her rather sweet. On the few occasions I’ve met her, she’s given me tips on how to take...
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Hello. My name is XTC, and I am a keeper of dirty, little secrets. You know…those kinds of secrets that a husband might keep from his wife, or a girlfriend from her boyfriend. I watch and record their secrets and spin them into torrid tale of kinky debauchery. Wanna hear one? Well…come here. Sit down, and make yourself comfortable. I have just the yarn for you. I know a filthy slut, who takes advantage of her husband’s business trips. This is Sara’s dirty, little secret. * Sara lives in the...
Group Sex"Hussshhhhh" I sighed as I got out of the shower.I had just come back from college, and after a long day of boring lectures and random doodling on the back of my notebook, I had come home and I needed a hot shower to recharge my batteries. With a towel wrapped around my body and little drops of water still trickling down my legs to my ankle, I walked over to the dressing table. I picked up the bottle of hair conditioner and started applying it over my hair. I, then picked up the bottle of body...
"Hussshhhhh" I sighed as I got out of the shower.I had just come back from college, and after a long day of boring lectures and random doodling on the back of my notebook, I had come home and I needed a hot shower to recharge my batteries. With a towel wrapped around my body and little drops of water still trickling down my legs to my ankle, I walked over to the dressing table. I picked up the bottle of hair conditioner and started applying it over my hair. I, then picked up the bottle of body...
Padding barefoot through a lush jungle towards a tinkling waterfall, looking desperately for a restroom and vaguely aware of a church bell ringing… ringing… Alice’s eyes jerked open. She looked around wildly for the moment it took to remember where she was. She became aware of two things simultaneously, the burning need to urinate and the ringing of her cell phone. She rolled onto her knees and half staggered into the adjoining suite in search of the bag containing her phone. She fumbled it...
Something is going on. I don’t know what it is, and it makes me nervous. I’ve had this feeling all week. Now it’s Friday evening and I’m all in the dark.I mean this literally. Straight after work I went to the sex shop, where my videos now show on repeat, the ones where I demonstrate various products. The latest video shows me in bondage. A spreader bar holds my legs apart, and my wrists are attached to the metal too. I’m wearing the hood that renders me anonymous, but apart from that nothing...
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Julia was doing some spring cleaning in the house. She had scrubbed everything, cleaned the oven, scrubbed the floors and was in the process of cleaning out the closets. Stuffed in the back of a closet was a bin. She didn’t know what was in it. The sight that greeted her caused a jumble of emotions in her. The bin was full of women’s clothing. It was all silky and sexy, Nightgowns, little panties and thongs, silk scarves and some thigh highs. But none of it was in her size. It was all too large...
Julia was doing some spring cleaning in the house. She had scrubbed everything, cleaned the oven, scrubbed the floors and was in the process of cleaning out the closets. Stuffed in the back of a closet was a bin. She didn’t know what was in it. The sight that greeted her caused a jumble of emotions in her. The bin was full of women’s clothing. It was all silky and sexy; Nightgowns, little panties and thongs, silk scarves and some thigh highs. But none of it was in her size. It was all too large...
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I know he’s there, even if he isn’t.What I mean is that I can never know if he’s there, but he’s so real in my mind that he’s always there when I perform.Oh dear, I’m not explaining this very well, am I?It’s like this. My husband, John, spends every other working week abroad. I’ve never had any reason to imagine that he’s been anything other than completely faithful to me, but at the same time I’m a realist. I know that things can happen, that temptation can ensnare. Where does that line come...
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Julia was doing some spring cleaning in the house. She had scrubbed everything, cleaned the oven, scrubbed the floors and was in the process of cleaning out the closets. Stuffed in the back of a closet was a bin. She didn't know what was in it. The sight that greeted her caused a jumble of emotions in her. The bin was full of women's clothing. It was all silky and sexy; Nightgowns, little panties and thongs, silk scarves and some thigh highs. But none of it was in her size. It was all too large...
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IncestDIRTY LITTLE SECRETSBy The Marquis Facade CHAPTER ONE Angie stood naked, staring at her reflection in the long mirror that clung to the back of her bathroom door. The confines of the bathroom prevented her from backing too far from the door…but she was back enough that she could take in a good ninety percent of her nudity. With a fairly moderate amount of self-disgust, she placed both hands on her plump gut and jiggled it up and down, gawking in awe that when she stopped…her belly continued...
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Dear Diary, Do you want to hear a secret? … you see, the thing is… I’m a dirty little slut. It all started a few days ago… I saw him staring at my tits as they fought to escape my skimpy top and my flimsy bra. I smiled at him, bent over to pick up something that I had “dropped”, winked at him. He was hot, I could feel my pussy getting wet and soaking my favorite lacy underwear with my sweet juices. He smiled back at me, ravishing my body with one lust-filled look as I scrawled my number...
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DIRTY LITTLE SECRETSBy The Marquis Facade CHAPTER THREE “Say it, Shawn,” she told him. “Tell me I’m fat. It’s okay, I like it because I know I turn you on.” She gawked over the top of her belly to gauge his response…or lack thereof. “What’s wrong, am I squashing you with my big fat ass?” “No,” he blurted suddenly but then said nothing else. No, he wasn’t going to take the initiative any time soon, so obviously it was up to her to remain in control of the game. “Maybe I should squash you...
HOUSESITTING DAY 0: The Day Before Chapter 7: Paige's Dirty Secret Paige's heart skipped a beat when she heard the pebbles click against her balcony door. It thrilled her every time. It made her feel like she was back in high school again. She felt the butterflies fluttering in her stomach as the familiar anticipation of what was to come sent jolts of sexual energy through her body. Taking a deep breath, she got up from her bed where she had been reading and even though she wanted...
Hello. My name is XTC, and I am a keeper of dirty, little secrets. You know…those kinds of secrets that a husband might keep from his wife, or a girlfriend from her boyfriend. I watch and record their secrets and spin them into torrid tale of kinky debauchery. Wanna hear one? Well…come here. Sit down, and make yourself comfortable. I have just the yarn for you. I know a filthy slut, who takes advantage of her husband’s business trips. This is Sara’s dirty, little secret. *** Sara lives in...
“So, um… Chad?”“Yes, Ashley?”“I’ve been thinking. You know I have a boyfriend, and you might be the only one that might listen to me. This is kind of a confession.”“What?”Now, let’s pause right here. A myriad of thoughts were running through my head at this point in time.Like:“Why me? Ashley doesn’t even talk to me much. What could the confession be?”I got the answer swiftly.“Chad… She told me you packing a little, huh?”I cursed to myself.“I should have known. As close as you two are... I...
Anal"Yes, Ashley?" "I've been thinking. You know I have a boyfriend, and you might be the only one that might listen to me on this topic... since you look at it every day. This is kind of a confession." "What is it?" Now, let's pause right here. A myriad of thoughts were running through my head at this point in time. For example: "Why me? Ashley doesn't even talk to me much. What could the confession be?" I got the answer quickly. "Chad... Becky told me you packing a little,...
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FetishXTC here again. If Sara’s tale made you horny enough to return, then welcome back. If you’re a newcomer, then it’s very nice to meet you. Make yourselves comfortable. For those who don’t already know me, I’m XTC; the keeper of dirty, little secrets. I’m a watcher of people, and you will learn a lot just from watching people. I was there when Sara got gang banged in volume one, but in this particular tale, it was my friend, Jade, who informed me of Malcolm’s dirty, little secret. Jade, a high...
BDSMIt had just gone quarter to midnight and Diane had reduced her pacing up and down the hallway to a small shuffle in either direction. Where the hell is that girl? She thought. It wasn’t even a Friday or Saturday night, but she still decided to break her curfew.Any more of this nonsense, young lady and you will never leave the house again. Toni, her eighteen-year-old daughter was in trouble more often than she cared to admit, and Diane was sick of telling her to be in by curfew. She had set...
IncestDIRTY LITTLE SECRETSBy The Marquis Facade CHAPTER FOUR “Least she ain’t gotta worry about getting knocked up, huh?” Connie commented as his mother walked up. His mother laughed and he returned his attention to the fat pregnant woman on top of him. Looking up at her, it was as if all he could see was her huge belly…and when she’d lean back with her stupid hat, she’d thrust her torso forward, making her belly stick out even further and right into his face. The effect was almost like a 3D...
Anyway, I'm shortening the length of the chapters back to what I normally do in hopes that I can write more frequently. Just so you know, we are now in the latter half of the series and the finale will be chapter 10 haha. I'm saying this now so that it doesn't seem abrupt in the future. Hopefully, you've enjoyed all the previous chapters and will enjoy all the chapters the come. My Dirty Little Secret (6) The winter sun was setting at 5 as I stepped out of the car in front of...
As always, love the feedback and enjoy! :D My Dirty Little Secret (3) For the first three days of school after that party, Saahil and I pretty much ignored each other. If we passed each other between lessons, we would just smile knowingly. Other than that, the only communication we had was texting and skype sessions that lasted for almost an hour each day (fortunately both of us were sensible enough not to go on for more than that). The skype calls were interesting because I got to...
Introduction: Losing your virginity… As a special treat, this chapter is long long long… well, it took very long to write anyways. Its got a total of two sex scenes which were really fun to put into writing. The end of this chapter is the beginning of the highly dramatic period of my love life then, so things will be getting spicy (instead of me simply fucking people). Hopefully yall would love a bit more story as well. As always, love the feedback and enjoy! ???? My Dirty Little Secret (3) ...
XTC here again. If Sara’s tale made you horny enough to return, then welcome back. If you’re a newcomer, then it’s very nice to meet you. Make yourselves comfortable. For those who don’t already know me, I’m XTC, the keeper of dirty, little secrets. I’m a watcher of people, and you will learn a lot just from watching people. I was there when Sara got gang banged in volume one, but in this particular tale, it was my friend, Jade, who informed me of Malcolm’s dirty, little secret. Jade, a high...
SECRET DREAMS COME TRUE SECRET DREAMS COME TRUE Chapter 1 Claire was sitting in front of her computer opening her mailbox again and again. She was waiting for a special letter, but it hadn't arrived yet. It wasn't supposed to, but she hoped she could find it earlier. It would come from her possible Master. She remembered their first chat. She had always dreamt of finding a Master, but never dared to do anything for that. She was nervous, as it was the first time she was talking about her...
WARNING: The plot continues long after the final sex scene in this chapter. After my scene with Dominic, please only read on if you are interested in the story. If you're interested in the sex, stop reading after I cum ;) Anyway, for those of you who are new: NMR = "Naked Midnight Ride" Which is basically riding your bike outside at midnight, totally naked. Usually ends with fucking outside. Unfortunately there is not much of that in this chapter. Fit = Sexy/Hot (in...
“Do you want to fuck me?”The situation is reminiscent of how my little confession started. I’m lying on my back on the bed with my legs spread and the laptop pointing at me. Back then my secret admirer stood outside, peeping in through the window. Now Mark is of course my secret lover, but for the moment he’s back outside, looking in.But this week is also different. It’s the first time in many months my husband’s work abroad takes him elsewhere in Europe – Copenhagen, if you’re wondering – and...
Wife LoversThe New Year’s party was a blast… of my cum, and two other guys’ cum. One of them, as you know, was Mike. The other was… wait and see. It’ll get obvious pretty early on. So I entered the party wearing a cardigan and short shorts. Obviously, when I was getting dressed, I had the idea of sex in my mind. It was at a year 13’s house and I’d decided to come early before all the good bedrooms got taken. Mike did say he was going to come early, but got stuck in a jam apparently. I started...
DIRTY LITTLE SECRETSBy The Marquis Facade CHAPTER SIX Angie awoke suddenly and sat up on the bed. Mark was already gone to work apparently, as she was alone in the single apartment bedroom. She tossed the sheets and blanket back and twisted to hang her legs off over the side, but she didn’t quite have the energy to get up yet, so she sat, unmoving for a while, rolling thoughts of previous events around in her mind. In the last twenty four hours, she’d discovered that her husband had a...
The Cuckold’s Comeuppance: The Secret Revenge of Walter Mitty The soon to be ex Mrs. Miller was at lunch with her lawyer.“Bob, what the hell is taking that god damned judge so long?”“Relax Carol. You know this is the divorce and criminal trial of the century. The judge did say she’d have a decision today. It’s not even noon.”“Listen, mother-fucker, you said my name wouldn’t be dragged through the mud.”“I’m a lawyer and I told you that Ben is probably behind it. Remember that there was only a...
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