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Based on a True Story, loosely. Extremely Loosely . Actually it isn't at all, it got altered to be more untrue. I think.

This is not a conventional Blog Post. (although amateurish, rich with stupidity, racism and exploitative of anything handy. So in fact pretty much cut and paste snafu)

"Today, online in reality, the ubiquitous & clichéd Deafening-Vacuum-Vessel broke new ground in sustainable life that shouldn't survive. It demonstrated the frightening self-perpetuation of feeding and growing bold on the nourishment of chickening-out of being cowardly. Today, for the first time, I feel empathy for Sky-Net and John Connor's voice grates just a little more than usual." We caught up with him .... :

- John Connor Comments: "I wish they could find someone a little more believably everyday to play me, not these volatile, edgy maniacs"

- Gary Busey Comments: "I beat everyone, including myself - off -in the wash room, won my audition today for some German robot remake by killing Charlie Sheen with one of my pet screw-drivers"

- Terminator Violation Part Who's-Counting-Who-Cares Publicist Comments: "Hang on for your fucken Diet Sprite and talk into the mic in the clown's-mouth k**!" (While watching closed door with Manger scrawled on it in dry mayo - "Look guys I'm busy with the Key Investor for the Merchandising of the New Film let me just whet the world's appetite with news --- IT's HUGE!!!!!!

"We have transcended CG characters, brought the audience deeper into the experience and introduced cinema to a new dimension of film-making (leans in conspiratorially and uses splutter y stage whisper) within (pauses and counts silently as pennies jingle in his apron pocket) nods confidently "yep, actually UNDER budget."

*Scurries off as Manger office-door knob rattles*

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- ******Fox News Reports U.S Law evolution and the Supreme Court seem inevitable for a startling watershed. Today, a class-action suit involving everyone who attended "Star Wars Return the Revenge Just Charge a Lot" and were thus surprise recipients as test audience for the full length cut of the new Gary Busey vehicle Terminator (theatrical cough and mumble) was collated and submitted in 47 separate states and Commonwealths. It is the first time since life began that humans have united under someone other than Morgan Freeman's languid cinematic leaders and just short of 23 million Americans are suing 17 year old DaShawn TreMacLaShawnda, a trainee, reserve, under-manager (beverages (diet)) as the "auteur" and creative behemoth behind this curious new entry into the history of moving pictures' already impressive legacy. he was not available for comment as had actually shat himself and he couldn't - and I quote him verbatim - "smell of p*o or afford an Uber" unquote - to appear in an interview in his own lounge, where he sleeps. Sharman OggPipier-Cusack, our most photogenic and legal intern, raised this man-in-the-street (homeless possibly) reaction.******

===quoting a man, in the street : "What do you want Fatroundbro? What Fuck o...oh okay but give it to me now, cash. Notes. Bigger notes. More of them. What? WHAT??? Ummmm alright but IMMEDIATELY after this interview ....hm....ummm....okay b*o let's say 1st stall, knock twice and if any of your overly-white teeth are fake b*o, take them out on advance."

*He adjusts his junk and tweezes each of their right nipples in his tobacco-stained, stumpy fingers, drool rolls out the side of his crooked sneer and he farts six wet, trumpeting blasts while mumbling something about self-lubing. It was not a sexy moment*

"Okay FatchoppersuckBro this fucken Termimasturbator wankpig of a movie we were forced to watch for free...well b*o its a classic fuck up you check it starts b*o set-up in Wendy's or something just kuk, kuk sound: there's same bitch hollering and sound of a soda machine and then I think some Gary Busey voice actor impressionist - doing him high or pissed - screams fucken loudly "Make it Up, Make it Up"....and then we all just wapped and fapped and I looked at boobs and growlers on my b*o's tablet because its a fucken blank movie screen and silence for two hours b*o. Fuck what a horse-fuck fukkery cos the porn made the battery die so some fuck started trying to talk about like STUFF and stuff and we had to beat him the fuck down a lot - which was rop b*o - Check him lying there like a boo-boo looking for mama and chicks to help, he's so fake b*o."

*Belches and smells Sharman's hair*

"So I want my 40 million dollars from Prez Obamayomama and you better not sc**** me with your teeth okaaaaayeeeee - hurry up I'm Woody All-In horny blowbro...give me your digits I'll shoot you a pic of Hugely BigCok for your blog one day when you tell cool stories from work and celebfuck shit...fully. wut?? Are you a fucken Commie come with me c....Trump b*o I'm voting Trump - she's hot and her dad's that old tan man-boobie wrestler oke I think and the Demotwat is dead or something but not hot....b*o do you need more dick-pics for the CNN story we did b*o?? I've got ones where it looks huger for all the chicks - I love chicks you'll mention I'm straight a lot okay lol, lets go Chokeo Beware and don't get weird with me and touch the Pole with your hands I'm straight so just mouth a lot. I'll take pics in case you know....you've heard of Netflix and Chill?? Well a boy-blowie with me is so fucken rad you can pull in for Imax and Climax!! Lol b*o - hurry up, I'm touching cloth both ends..."

------He's straight. Allegedly. He likes chicks. He likes chicks. Allegedly. He is not pleasant, well-infiormed, nor a particularly generous lover. Shaman has changed, he doesn't blink any more and it was our bad at the office - wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too soon for Bang-Bang Club jokes. We feed him now, in pairs, its better that way. He's become quiet. And a biter.-------

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===Our final breaking story is Fox News has won the ratings war tonight as Democrats flocked to assorted embassies seeking international asylum. A red Letter day in US history, will the Trump landslide prove a slippery slope? This and other juvenile rubbish everywhere on the internet, any-time forever.===

Playful and busy Bossa-Nova cover of "All the Single Ladies" was meant to play it keeps freezing and it sounds like the file is corrupted... Hey wait a moment....scurries off.

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It's Sunday morning! The last four days have been a blur, controlling the sexual life of three women. Having sex with them and directing two of them to give their husbands to the third. They’ve written accounts of their encounters. They’ve begun to share their fantasy lives with me through their Fantasy Journals. They have each confirmed submission through specific tasks. It is my decision today will be a day of rest and reflection, on my end. Because they easily worked as a team to give...

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Dr. Lewis was ill tempered when he unlocked his office door. It was a little after eight and he had sessions back to back through out the day. He hated it when Ginger booked them like that. He needed time to recuperate and ground himself. He was doing memory work with some of his clients and that kind of therapy could be intense. He ached for Thursday – two days to go before he could see her. In his journal, which stayed in a locked drawer in his office at home, he had started referring to...

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