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I worked nightshift in Chicago as a doorman and bouncer at a local bar. The nights were usually eventful enough that you noticed a lot of what went on on the streets. One of the local legends was a bag lady named "Mailbox Mary".

Mary was only about five feet tall. She looked to way about ninety pounds. Her age was not easily guessed, as she was so jaded with age and dirt that you couldn't really make an accurate guess. At first glance, you could guess her as anywhere from 35 to 50. She was that far gone.

On each Wednesday, we at the door gathered our money for her nightly visit. She'd order us to give her two dollars cash or else she'd squat and take a shit right there in front of our bar. This was such a gross sight that we usually didn't even hesitate. I remember the night when a new guy refused her. She did as she promised. She squatted right there and laid a gross turd that was so mean looking, if you gave it gloves, it could have beaten Tyson.

This kind of behavior was normal for "Mailbox Mary". Mary got her nickname from her strange habit of putting all her cash and change she collected each evening into envelopes, and mailing them from one of the local corner mailboxes to a destination unknown. Mary made LOTS of money. It was common for her to walk up to strangers and reach out suddenly to grab his balls. She'd hold his balls in her hand and say, "Now, you cocksucker, gimme a dollar or I'll twist em off!" No one ever took her seriously. She had the gimmick down pat. She knew she was notorious for her behavior and took advantage of it. People who knew her often just passed her some cash just because it was her. The other local panhandlers never got close to making what she made on the street. She was a deserving legend among them all.

After about a year of watching Mary work the streets, I was walking home at about 4am one morning. I'd just got off work at the bar and was making my way to the subway. I heard a sobbing down an alley. Now, an alley in downtown Chicago at 4am is not the place I'd normally go. But as I squinted into the darkness, I recognized the harmless figure of Mailbox Mary there. I hesitated for a moment, then something inside me felt that I should make contact here. I slowly made my way toward her figure there curled in a ball on the ground in the alley.

"Mary? Are you okay, hon?" I asked as gingerly as I could.

She looked up and was suddenly not crying. "Get the fuck away from me!" Then, just as suddenly, she covered her face and the sobbing continued.

"Okay" I sighed. Mary was definitely an insane woman. What could I do? Best to leave now and forget about it. I walked back to the main street.

"Wanna get laid?" she suddenly yelped out to me from behind.

I halted. I slowly turned. "Ahh, Mary, my girlfriend would kick my ass." I laughed. "But thank you for the offer." I had no girlfriend, but she didn't need to know that.

"You think I'm an ugly old hag, don't you?" she whimpered.

"Hell no, Mary. You are a looker. Hell, I'll bet if you cleaned yourself up, you'd be able to snag any guy on this street." I lied.

Mary just looked up at me. "You know," she started, "I make enough money that I can get a motel."

Knowing where she was headed with this, I veered her away from it. "That's cool. You oughta go tonight and use one. This alley is no place for a lady."

She slowly stood up. Suddenly I could see a look in her eyes. This woman was definitely schizophrenic. She had gone from sobbing to romantic to angry in less than one minute. "Listen you little prick!" she started, "I can also afford some other shit. I may just decided to take you there and **** your fucking ass!"

I sighed. "Oh Mary. What are we going to do with you?" I said sympathetically. I turned and walked off, forgetting the entire meeting.

A week went by. It was the following Saturday night, one week later, that I saw Mary again. I was walking to the subway station, and she was in a different alley. This time she was behind the Rush Street Hotel. It was a flea bag hotel. Rooms were dirt cheap. I figured she probably had a room there tonight and decided to avoid her. I just kept walking. But she yelled out to me.

"Hey you!" she yelled.

I pretended not to hear her and kept walking.

"You! Dammit you! Come here! I have something for you! Don't ignore me! Please?" she pleaded now.

I stopped for a moment and looked down the alley at her. She was all alone, standing next to one of those damned bag lady shopping carts. It was unusually empty. I sighed and slowly moved toward Mary. When I got up close she asked me if I could fix the wheel on the bottom of her cart. It seemed to be loose or something.

"Mary, I don't know anything about carts."

"I'll give you a dollar. Just do it you little piss ant punk!" she yelped. Man, this woman was whacked.

"Well," I grinned feebly, "since you put it so diplomatically." I bent over to see which wheel she was talking about. She hovered closer behind me than I liked. I started to turn to her, "Mary, which wheel....?" I never saw it coming. She had some sort of cattle prod. The shock went through me like a lightning bolt. I collapsed from the pain immediately. I was still semi-conscious though. I started to struggle when she zapped me again. I was in too much pain and blurriness to feel any panic yet. But it would set in.

The next thing I remember is that I was on the bottom part of the shopping cart. Actually, I was IN the bottom part. Somehow, because my 200 pound frame was too much for the little woman to lift, she had jammed me into the bottom of the cart. I was being rolled along the pavement. My legs and arms were cuffed together in a hog tied fashion. My mouth was covered with some kind of tape. I started to make some loud noises. There was nothing in my mouth, just the tape covering it. I realized that if I could yell out loud enough, perhaps someone could help. Then I felt the shocker hit me again and I was out like a light.

When I came to all I could hear was "Up! Dammit up! Get the fuck up!!" She was pushing me upwards toward something. "Get up or I'll shock you again! Up! Up!" I felt her little hands pushing me. I looked around hazily and saw the bed. She was pushing me onto a bed. I was too heavy for her. My legs were shackled and my hands cuffed behind my back. My head turned toward the woman and her profane noises. "Up you fuck! Up or you'll get it again! Up! Get up there!" I saw the prod next to her foot. I complied and struggled clumsily to the bed.

The next thing that happened was very quick. The woman was agile and fast. She somehow managed to get one shackled foot attached to a rope she had ready at the foot of the bed. Then she unshackled my feet. The other foot was immediately tied to the other corner by another rope that was waiting there. Then my neck was put into a collar that had a padlocked leash attached to it. My neck was pulled backwards and the leash was fastened to the head of the bed somewhere. Now my head was back on a pillow at the foot of the bed and couldn't move. My legs were spread vulnerably. My hands were cuffed behind my back still. If she removed those damned cuffs, I believed I'd have her.

Mary pulled out the cattle prod again. I started making begging noises. God, please. Not that again. Please! She set the prod between my legs, dangerously close to my crotch. Then she pulled a rope from the top corner of the bed and managed to squeeze her hands under my backside enough to attach the rope to one of my hands. She did the same with the other hand. Next, she quickly unlocked the cuffs and pulled one rope, attaching my right hand to the top of the bed. My left hand started to flail from behind me. For a split second I thought I was free, when suddenly she knocked me in the forehead hard with the handcuffs. I groaned. Within a few seconds my left wrist was tied to the top of the bed. There I lie, spread eagled. Fastened to the bed and at her mercy. How did this happen?

She stood at the foot of the bed. She was so ugly there. She had her hands on her little hips. She was wearing a pair of baggy black pants, an old gray sweat shirt, and a long coat that had hidden all her k**nap paraphanalia from me well. I'd like to say she began giggling, but she didn't. She cackled. It was the wildest cackle I'd ever heard. She was loving this. I was beginning to feel the panic stage.

She slowly began moving toward my face from the foot of the bed, crawling up my helpless body. Cackling the whole way. She took my face and put her eyes about an inch from my own. "You look scared." she grinned. I could feel her pulling her baggy pants off of herself as she spoke. I felt nauseous. Then I could tell she was removing her panties. Her face never left my own. She seemed to be enjoying the terror in my eyes.

Suddenly one hand reached up and ripped the tape from my mouth. The panties were shoved in. I had an immediate gag reflex. No matter. She had the tape back on in less than a second. "Now, sexy. Don't make a sound while I go clean up some." She hopped off of me, bottomless, and trotted into the bathroom.

I lied there listening to the shower run. She was singing. The panties in my mouth tasted like sweat and months of uncleanliness. I gagged a couple times, but fought the reflex as best I could. I struggled, but to no avail. The rope was too tight. My wrists would definitely have burns tomorrow, if she didn't murder me. I was so frightened. What was to become of me?

I heard the water in the shower stop. She was humming nonchalantly. She didn't seem to fathom or care what she was doing. This was just a sweet night for her. The fact that she was taking someone else's life in her own hands against their will was of no consequence. I had been k**napped. I was at her mercy. Yet, she was acting like this was a casual date or something.

The door to the bathroom opened and she entered wearing nothing but a large towell. She was so tiny that you could see nothing but her calves from the knees down. Her breasts barely protruded, pushing the white hotel towell outward just a notch. She was carrying something in her left hand. Smiling, she approached my gagged helpless body. I lie there, motionless, waiting for her next move. She was carrying a knife. I began to struggle. "Oh my god!" I thought. What was she up to? Was the knife to cut me or my clothes?

I soon found out. She lowered the knife to my neck and smiled. "Feel helpless, little boy?" she grinned. Then she pulled up on my shirt and began cutting hard. Within seconds my shirt was in shreds on the floor next to the bed. She dropped the knife long enough to remove my shoes and socks. Then she smiled even broader. She let the towell drop to the floor.

Actually, she didn't look half bad. Cleaned up and completely nude, I was surprised at how her petite body had a shape that you couldn't see through the bag lady image. Her breasts were small, but shapely.

There she stood, completely naked at the foot of the bed. She held the knife in her hand and glared at my crotch. I began to squirm as she put one knee on the bed between my legs and then the other. She started cutting at my jeans from the side of my left ankle. She cut and tore upwards silently. When she got to my hip, she avoided my underwear. I supposed she was making this "stripping" process last as long as possible. By her expression, she seemed to be very amused by it. She worked her way to my right hip, and began cutting downward toward my right ankle. In no time, my jeans were in shreds. She grabbed the uncut portion by the crotch and snatched it away, tossing the now useless jeans to the floor next to my shredded shirt.

Slowly, the naked bag lady began concentrating on my underwear covered crotch. She used the flat of the knife to begin stroking my penis through my underwear. She teased and taunted, pushing the blade up through my inner thigh of the underwear, just enough to let me feel the cold metal on my manhood. Then, slowly, enjoying her power over me, she began pulling down on my underwear.

Before my penis was in full view, it became slowly erect. I didn't think this was possible. But sure enough, I felt it begin to lengthen as she stopped teasingly tugging of my underwear. Within seconds, I could feel the head of my penis protruding from the top of my underwear on it's own. She let out another loud cackle. She was really loving this shit.

A second later, without the use of the knife, she tore my underwear off of me. "How's that, naked little boy?" she laughed. I muffled something back, not knowing why or even what I was saying. She put a finger under my ball sack and began slowly teasing my penis with the knife blade. "Should I cut it off?" I lie motionless, terrorized by her obvious insanity. "Answer me!" I instantly shook my head with a look of panic in my eyes. She giggled. "Why not? Might be fun." She kept teasing at my penis with the blade.

"Nah," she decided. "I wanna have some fun with it." To my relief, she flung the knife blade away. Next thing I knew, she had her hands around my shaft and was slowly lowering her mouth onto my penis.

A week earlier, if Mailbox Mary had offered me a free blowjob, I would've immediately declined. However, she was very good at it. She obviously enjoyed what she was doing to me. She licked and sucked fervently, like a starving man being fed steak. She made slurping sounds and was moaning as if she were the one whose genitals were being pleased by another. I began to squirm a bit, and suddenly she smacked my hip. "Sit still, you little naked fuck!" I froze. Why did she call me little? She was the tiny one here.

She sucked me to orgasm. I came with several gushes into her mouth as she swallowed hungrily. She stroked away at me while she licked and suckled. "Good little boy." she said. "That's my boy. I love cock. There's nothing better than cock. I could do this all night. In fact, I probably will."

Her hands began moving up my sides to my chest, her chin left my penis and she began kissing my stomach, slowly working her way up to my face. I could feel her pubic hairs sliding up my body toward my chest. She straddled my chest and looked down at me, both hands around my face, staring into my eyes, enjoying my helplessness. "I'm going to remove the gag, naked little boy. If you yell out I'll shock your balls every minute for an hour. You want to be shocked again?" I shook my head no. "You gonna behave?" I nodded.

With that, she ripped off the tape and pulled out the disgusting gag. It was immediately replaced with her crotch. I could feel her tiny inner thighs squeezing the side of my head. Her hands grasped my hair as she pushed my head into her. "Lick, baby. Lick until I cum and then swallow it all." I obeyed. She had obviously washed herself out well. She was very clean, and yet very wet with the odor of her womanhood. I thought my tongue would get a long workout, but she was so turned on that she came almost immediately. The cackler wasn't cackling. She let out a loud orgasmic moan into my mouth so loud that I was certain neighboring rooms had to hear it. She convulsed on my face over and over, yelling for me to lick it all. I sucked, swallowed, and licked as furiously as I could. Finally, she relaxed back onto me. Her head lie on my penis, her crotch still on my neck. She lied there for about five minutes.

Slowly she turned over and began to fondle my penis again. She slowly stroked at it, rubbing my balls and kissing it gently. I rose to the occasion almost immediately and she moaned her approval. Within a second, her crotch was in my mouth again, while she began sucking on me once more. In the sixty nine position, she started barking orders. "Lick it, boy! Don't slack off or I'll bite it off! Lick me!" She kept licking and sucking as I began my duty for her. I came in no time again. Not with her, but she didn't seem to mind. In fact, she seemed to like it.

After I came she got off of me and went to the bathroom. She came back, stopping at the sink for a drink. She put the glass of water next to the bed and slowly straddled my chest again. "I love this, naked little boy. Wanna fuck?"

I didn't answer.

"I asked you if you wanna fuck, naked little boy. Answer me." I began to mutter. "Mary, please let me go..."

"NO!" she slapped me in the face. Her hips moved to my groin area and she started rubbing her pubics against me. Incredibly, I was erect again. She slid herself on top of me. She was so tight that I thought I'd blow my wad immediately, but didn't this time. She rode me hard at her own pace. She went from fast to hard to slow, cherishing every moment. Then, before I did, she came as loudly as before. She convulsed almost angrily, grabbing at my hair and biting at my ear as she orgasmed. When she finished she lay there on top of me again, not removing me from within her.

Then she slowly started again after about three minutes. This time she just laid on top of me, moving slowly, her hips moving up and down into me. I squirmed some and she didn't say anything to me this time. As she moved up and down she began nibbling on my nipples and ear, moving up and down my upper body with her mouth, tasting all of that she could. Then she grabbed me by the back of the head and shoved her tongue down my throat, fucking me slowly, getting more passionate by the minute.

Then suddenly she gave me a reminder of who she was by grabbing at my balls while she rode me. "I love this shit!" she cackled like a wicked old witch. "This is fucking great!" Without warning she sat up straight, still fucking me, and sc****d her long untrimmed fingernails down my chest, leaving painful scratch marks that I was surprised didn't draw blood. I yelled out and she slapped my face for my error. "Shut up!" Without missing a bounce, she suddenly had the tape over my mouth again. I was grateful for no panties in my mouth this time, and laid there while she had her way with me.

Suddenly and unexpectedly, I came again inside of her. She felt it and cackled again. However, she didn't stop. She kept riding me hard. I could see the sweat forming on her head. Somehow, she managed to keep me hard as a rock for a good hour of this. Finally, breathing heavily and feeling weary from her efforts, she lied down beside my helpless body. She caressed my chest for a minute. Her fingers moved their way down to my penis, then to herself. While I lay there, spread eagle, naked, gagged and helpless beside her, she began to masturbate. She just stared at my helpless naked body and masturbated to orgasm.

She did this several times. Finally, she reached over me to grab her water and took a sip. She noticed the remote control for the tv and turned it on. She lay there and watched tv for at least an hour, never touching me. I could see her touching herself every now and then, but never me.

She was watching a movie. A commercial came on and she turned her attention to me. She pulled a pillow from behind my head and put it on my face. "You know, I could smother you." I stayed motionless, not daring to respond. "Don't move, naked little boy." I couldn't see anything now. She repositioned herself to lie sideways across my stomach. I felt the water glass on my belly. She balanced it there. "If this water spills, you'll get it." she warned. Then she began to slowly stroke my penis.

She watched several movies. It went on forever. After the first hour she did remove the water glass, but she never removed the pillow. She simply enjoyed the luxury of the motel room, the cable tv, and the helpless naked man in her bed all at once. She stroked me all night. She'd intermittently stroke, suck, and slowly fuck me, watching tv all along.

I kept wondering if she'd ever let me go. I was her toy to play with. I must have came at least ten times that night.

Other than early in the night, she never made me eat her out again. She actually seemed to enjoy fondling and sucking me casually as she watched tv more than anything.

As I listened, I could tell that it must be afternoon by now. She had k**napped me in the early hours of the morning, after the bar had closed. She was watching soap operas and daytime talk shows.

My penis was getting a slow torturous workout of pleasure and pain. Every now and then she'd simply begin lightly tapping my balls, just to keep me awake and watch me squirm in protest.

Finally, she let me fall asleep. I dozed off hard. I did wake up enough to feel her loosen one wrist from the bedpost behind me, but paid it no heed. I was worn out and snoring by then. When I awoke shortly after, I realized she had left. I immediately sat up as much as I could. I managed to free my loosened wrist. With that I managed to free the rest of my body from the bed. I pulled off the tape from my mouth, knowing it probably left a mark. The collar and chain from my neck was gone. Mary's things were gone, including the cuffs, knife, and electric shocker.

I saw my shredded clothes on the floor. Next to them was her long coat. I tried it on. It barely fit. I checked my pockets and she hadn't robbed my ruined pants of any money.

It was embarrassing, but I went to the subway dressed as I was. People looked at me funny. Most of my legs were showing and it looked as if I might be naked under the gross coat, which I was. I did have my shoes and socks. I made it home okay.

I've seen Mary many times since then. She either ignores me or grins. "Gonna have to do it again sometime, baby!" she'd yell from across the street at me. I'd keep walking, pretending I had no idea what she was talking about.

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She’s GoneMy Wife Mandy and I have been married for 25 years, and she looks to be in her early 30’s, not bad, considering that she is 45 years old. We have two k**s that are grown up and have left home to pursue lives of their own, leaving us empty nesters. Things between us had become stagnant over the past few years, as she and I lives our lives separately, but we admit that we still love and need each-other. Mandy stands five feet, six inches tall, and weighs one-hundred and forty lbs. She...

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Nap Time

One of my favorite things in life is to take a nap. I find this rather funny and baffling, having a favorite hobby which is being unconscious for a period of time. It may be because I frequently do not sleep well at night, that I especially enjoy these daytime indulgences. They are a period of escape from day-to-day stresses or bigger, more complex, emotional problems. I think my favorite reason, and perhaps the most important one, is that they provide me with a physical release through sleep...

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Harrys Quest part one

Harry closed his eyes and accepted that he now had no choice but to let himself go. The eruption from his balls was imminent. He always thought this moment was like the big duet between Florestan and Leonora in "Fidelio", the two voices rising in rapture, up and up in an ecstatic crescendo. "O namenlose Freude" they sing, "O nameless joy." And for Harry, the big O was precisely the nameless joy he was about to experience. He had delayed it as long as he could, proudly conscious of the way...

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They all Wore Pearls Chapter Four

Jack woke at seven thirty; Ruth was awake, but May and Kay were fast asleep. Jack signalled for Ruth to follow him. They went into the Master Bedroom lounge. Jack knew what Ruth liked in the morning. He sat her on the sofa then went down on her. He soon had her really wet, then he went inside her in the missionary position. Ruth had opened her legs and was holding her legs against her breasts. Ruth was gripping Jack’s cock as he rode her. They were looking at each other. The eye contact said so...

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Susan helps me get back into CFNM and then some

So far, in my relations with Susan, only she has been the exhibitionist. This continued shortly after our return from our holiday down the coast. Since I was going back to work after a three week break the following Monday, I asked two of my male reports to drop by after work on Friday to brief me on issues that had arisen, or had continued, during my absence. When they arrived, before I opened the door to them, Susan rushed off to the bathroom and dipped her head under the shower. I then...

Exhibitionism
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Anns Forbidden Love Pt2

After my brother John and I had been having sex for over a month, we began having more risky encounters. One night, before my mother had fallen asleep, I snuck into my brother's room and woke him up by rubbing his hard shaft through the blanket. He immediately reached for me and kissed me like any two normal lovers, it didn't matter that we were brother and sister. Our sex had become more and more rough, and not as romantic. I was already getting wet from the way he kissed me and I...

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Skin Deep III Chapter 5 Confluance

Chapter 5 Confluence Public Knowledge The next morning, after the hours of thoughtful reflection by everyone, Gary rose slowly from the depths of tranquil sleep at the sensation of someone gently tugging at him. "Gary," a voice was calling to him from somewhere far away. There had been no dreams and Gary's spirit gently floated in a warm bath of slumber; blissfully unaware of the business of the previous day and no consideration to what lie ahead....

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A Flat Tire Leads Maggie Down a Black Road The Next Day

Maggie’s eyes popped open at 5:03am, according to the clock on the night stand next to the bed. At first she was disoriented by her surroundings. This was not her bedroom. Even though it was dark, she knew it was not the Fresh Air blue wall color she loved so much. She turned to wake Max and saw a black man in the bed. It all came flooding back. Her car; her rescue; her impulsive slutty night... It all flashed through her mind.She lay there for a time, thinking back, reliving various moments....

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The King in Yellow Chapter Twenty

Katya closed the door of the interrogation room behind her and walked right up to the bars separating her safe zone from where Dmitri sat in his iron manacles and strait-jacket. She unbelted her tunic dress and let it slide from her soft, tanned shoulders to kneel before him - nude but for her high-heeled boots and stockings - her hands clasped behind her and eyes meekly downcast. “You are naked for me” said Dmitri, “but still you have me brought here in chains”. “I am sorry” stammered Katya...

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First Pt2

There we were, waiting for Sarah to get out of work. Joe and I had just been out about town having some fun and smoking some really good pot. We were nicely buzzed and just kicking back enjoying the Summer night, leaning against the car while waiting. I'm having a hard time waiting, because I inevitably get horny when I smoke and Sarah and I hadn't fucked for a few days.When Sarah finally got out of work, we jumped in the car with her driving. The plan was to take Joe home then go to Sarah's...

3 years ago
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Blood FangChapter 3

Paul awoke with a gasp, his senses alive. The sounds of the city came at him in a thunderous rush of racket. Cars driving by, the train in the distance was loud and clear to him. What was more his body felt hot, almost feverish. Like a living furnace he gave off heat that spread across the room, and then he felt him. Images flashed to him as cats and dogs in the city they noticed him for the first time, and it was not as a man. Thousands of little voices spoke to one another. Some fought for...

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AlifChapter 22

"Well well! No longer the naturist, m'dear!" jeered the Director, as Ana was sheepishly escorted back into the room by Bezaffa whose arm was firmly round her waist. "Don't mind Mr Madir," said Khedra soothingly, frowning at her colleague. "We're both very grateful that you have agreed to come back. This won't take long. I've just been setting up a video for you to watch, so make yourself comfortable in the sofa next to Bezaffa and we can watch it." "Video?" wondered Ana,...

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A Birthday to Remember

I was driving home one Friday afternoon from a hellish week at work. It was simply one crisis after another all week long and I barely had time to breathe. As I was driving home I realized that I hadn't thought at all about my birthday, which was tomorrow. I was turning 30 and was a little nervous. You know, wondering if things were going to be different somehow. Little did I know. My name is Dave. I'm 6'0' tall 175 lb. and have short brown hair. I'm very active, so I am...

2 years ago
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Milking Time B1 Chapter 3 The Milking

Chapter 3: The MilkingBarocca adjusted herself as she sat at the console. She made an adjustment to one of the dials on the console, and entered a few keystrokes."We'll start with something easy, to begin with."A very quiet hum of machinery, much like a vibrator at low speed could be heard coming from the platform where Tiffany was reclining. The sheath slowly began to move up and down on Tiffany's cock."And now, a little pressure."The sheath began to squeeze and contract on the shaft of...

3 years ago
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Meri Sexy Life 8211 Part I

Mera nam hai prakash mere ghar mein mere alawa meri do behane aur maa hai hamaripadosan sab aurte aur ladkiya sab chudakkad hai mein apko sabki chudai ki kahani sunane ja raha ho mein aapko meri do behan behane hai badi wali vandana us se choti anjali pehle anjali kiki kahani sunata ho o dikhne mein ekdam sexy thi ekdam sidhi uski Hayeeeeee kya figuer hai usaka Bade bade ddudhu dekhakar koi bhi pagal ho jaye usaki kamar patali hai aur gaand to aise uthi huyi hai jaise chalate firate cushonslife...

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The Tempting Temp pt 1

Work became considerably more cheerful with the arrival of Julie. For months I had been sleeping through my job at the office, watching the clock, sleeping through the months. I had just graduated and was working a dead end job to pay the rent whilst my girlfriend Emily was studying her post-grad. One Monday morning I was shuffling in late when I noticed someone new sitting across the large office. From the view of her back she had straight brown hair to her shoulders and an enticingly curvy...

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36Weekend away 1

36Weekend away 1 Friday, work had dragged, hubby had helped her get ready to go out and having rushed around here she was the sun going down, the hot dusty streets still basking in the warmth of the summer day rushing to be at the location where she had been told to meet him.She believed her date would not wait, so her heels clip clopped along the paving at a fair trot, his car stood at the kerbside, the door just open as she by now panting arrived beside the sleek 4x4. She leapt in throwing...

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A taste of the exotic

A taste of the ExoticI have been out with a lot of men, it will not surprise you to learn, and "just had sex" with many more. They have been of most races I can think of:Afro-Carribean, Indian, Chinese, Thai, Malayan. I had an Indian boyfriendfor some years. My experiences with women are more limited: one from Luxembourg(a Luxembourger, or Bourger, if you're interested) one Spanish, and the restBrits or American. I was intrigued when , in my job, I was paired up with an Indian girl of 24 ,...

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Moms Changes We all love sexy lingerie

Note : This story is completely fictional! While Scott and Gwen have been enjoying the nightly swaps that my Mother and Father have been having with them. The sneaking around, the hiding, the running out at all hours of the evening had been putting a strain on the relationship that they had been building with my Mother and Father. True, there was an ultimate desire but before Carolyn's initiation, her bringing into the fold, there was always hesitation, anxiety and tension that was ever...

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Bhaiya Ke Dost Ghar Par

Hi friends. This story is about Swati from a small town in Bengal. Swati was doing her 2nd year engineering and her brother was in 3rd year but in a different college. During summer semester break both Swati and her brother Kunal were visiting home almost after 6 months. Due to living in restricted conditions for long Swati was also feeling really comfortable back home and was enjoying her vacations completely. One weekend her mother and father had to go out of town as to attend a roka...

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Rachael And JuliusChapter 13 Legally Bound

Rachael admired herself in the mirror. She loved dressing up for JD - finding sexy lingerie, revealing dresses, skirts so short she didn't even have to bend over. Today was new for her. She found an adult clothing shop among the trendy U Street boutiques and they carried non-piercing jewelry. She bought a matching set of nipple rings and a clit clip. Sparkly purple beads now squeezed her nipples delightfully making them strain against her light silk shirt. They were clearly visible. She...

4 years ago
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Camping at Sunset

A special thank you to 'F' who checked over my story for me xx We look over the view of the sunset going down into the ocean, sigh with contentment and generally enjoy each other’s company in just our swimwear. With you sitting in front of me, my arms around your stomach, I rest my chin upon your shoulder. As the fiery red glow of the sun softens and the darkness approaches swiftly behind, a slight shiver runs up my back and I press you tightly against me. A few moments later, I get to my feet,...

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MY SISTERSINLAW Part 3

It had now been some months since I started my adventures with my sisters-in-law and I could say those were some of the most exciting and sexually fulfilling times I've ever had. It was great having three women looking after and taking care of me. Of course, I also took care of them, making sure that I kept them all happy and satisfied. It was also a challenge having sex with all of them as I had to make sure none of them knew what I was doing. There were times when I almost got caught but...

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Our New Neighbors Ch03 Matt Takes a Dip

After skateboarding at the park all morning, I skated another mile home and was ready to collapse from the heat and my own exhaustion, as usual. Just as I was about to turn into the driveway, my younger sister Clara came bounding out of the house in her two-piece bathing suit with a towel in her hand. I’d been gone most of the last few days and had no idea what she’d been up to, since we didn’t get along particularly well and paid little attention to each other’s lives. To my surprise, Clara...

2 years ago
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The Forfeit Part 2

She sneered as she tore off the ribbon and paper, but her hands were shaking with excitement. From the roll of tissue fell a thick black rubber vibrator which landed on the bed in front of her. She picked it up and looked at it closely. When she turned the control at the base the shaft whirred and shook in her fingertips. She gasped softly. The red sheet fell from her body and she stood naked by the fire with the vibrating rubber cock in her hands. It tingled against her skin. She knew it...

1 year ago
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First Day at School

I had just changed to ninth grade and it was my first day in school. I had done a lot of preparations in the morning and I told my mom that I might be late. When I got off the bus I found out that my classroom was in the new building they had built during the summer. I went in and found out that the new place was quite cool. The classes had locking doors and the doors didn't have glass over them. I found my class and went in. the kids were not new to me but the teachers were. Most of them were...

First Time
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RevelationChapter 2

Day Two ... Morning Todd fell asleep almost immediately, his precious nine-year-old daughter, laying nude on top of him. His hand rested across her firm full ass, and his soft cock was between his legs. They both slept, deeply and untroubled, the down quilt forming a protective, cozy cover for their incestuous union. Sometime during the night, probably just before sunrise, Todd, woke to a warm feeling in his groin. Little by little as he woke he became aware that J.P. was sucking his now...

2 years ago
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Claudias Condition and the Retrospective MurdersChapter 5

Claudia didn’t know how long she slept but woke up to hear Chuck yelling in the hallway. The door burst open and he escorted a young girl roughly by the arm, pushing her onto the empty bed space beside her. The girl’s chest heaved from heavy breathing as he straddled her thighs and used his hunting knife to cut off her clothes. He ripped the duct tape from her mouth and cut the tape binding her hands. “Please don’t hurt me!” She pleaded, panting for breath. “I brought you some company and a...

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Wife Does DogsChapter 10

Carson's cock looked as long as the trees under which the frustrated photographer stood. It towered up so high that it seemed he could have sucked it himself, were he to lower his face only a few inches. His stalk was gnarled by thick, dark veins, as hard as a crowbar, looming up from a set of scumbags that looked as if they must contain a gallon of fuckjuice, while atop that massive rod his purple cockhead flared out like a war club. Under the scrutiny of two sets of fascinated green eyes,...

2 years ago
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Actions and Consequences Part Seven Onto Better Things

"Flight Eight-ten is now boarding for Houston, Texas," the lady said over the intercom."That's me," I said to the guy sitting next to me. For the last hour we had been having a conversation, well, I was holding a conversation with him. He was having a conversation with my cleavage."Okay," he said as he sounded disappointed."If you join any of those sites, we will talk more," I said as I walked away.That was how the conversation got started. He thought he had seen me before and well, he...

Interracial
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The wish 2

Until one friday night about eight pm. Most of the staff had gone home except me and a few others but they were about to call it a day as well. “Hey sky wanna join us we are going to the bar for some food and a drink or two.” A coworker asked grabbing his coat. “Nah I’m going to stay here a bit longer I wanna finish this report.” I smiled telling him to go without me and that I will join next time. He smiled back and left with the others to the elevator. As I almost finish my report I had Jim...

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Kaitlins Massage Holiday 3

If there was any lingering doubt that Kaitlin was finding this highly erotic, then one glance at her sopping cunt would settle the matter immediately. Even in the limited light it was clearly a gooey mess. This was no misplaced massage oil. There is no mistaking the consistency of fresh fanny juice. It had streamed out between her lips and had formed a small mound where her lips met the bed sheet. It looked as if she stood up she'd have a string of mucus reaching to the floor. Just how far was...

1 year ago
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Training Kathy to be a good lover with the help of Louise

So I waited and waited and WAITED for 1PM to come. I couldn't wait to give Kathy her second lesson in the art of sex. Fucking and sucking with this beautiful 20-year-old was a dream come true. Today I was thinking I was going to show her what 69 was all about. But, I wanted to fuck that lesbian sex too! So I sat around and waited for the time to pass and when it finally was time, I slipped out the basement door and walked over two houses to Louise's house. No one was ever home during the...

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A day at the races

I live in a small town somewhere South and East of Lexington, Ky. There is nothing small about Lexington and I end up there a lot. Perhaps too much, but then work takes me there on a routine basis. I get a lot of overnights in Lexington. There are multiple theaters, fine places to dine and a good selection of dance floors, bars and other hangouts. I’d like to admit to a puritan life style and tell you I never frequent such places. Of course, I’d be lying, so why bother? I got to all those...

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The Pool GirlChapter 28

Sunday came and went in a rush. I made breakfast while Melissa and Lavi played together which was becoming a tradition. Then they came downstairs beaming just in long tee-shirts. I paused the TV as they came in. “You have good timing,” I pointed to an oven timer, which was now counting down in seconds. Lavi came up on my right and Melissa on left and I received a double hug, a sensation I will never tire of. Melissa, half sleepily asked, “What’s for breakfast?” “Beef sausages, fresh...

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Drugged for Dogs and HorsesChapter 2 the next morning

Many hours later I awoke, I was again in the dimly lit room and didn't know where I was, I didn't really remember anything in fact everything was hazy about the night before. I seemed to remember a strange sexual dream. I tried to get up thinking I was at home and I should get up to go to high school, when I felt my breasts flop and hang swollen in front of me. It was then I remembered vaguely what had happened. I had been injected to make my breasts grow and fill with milk and they were...

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Pat

PAT By MichelleA Edited By Holly Logan As we prepare to renew our marriage vows, I can't help but remember the past. Pat and I have been married now for ten years. During that time we have been through many trials and tribulations. I first remember seeing Pat during our high school sophomore year. My first impressions were of a tall awkward loner that had recently had their teenage growth spurt. However, different classes, with the same circle of non-friends kept us apart. From a...

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Two StrikesChapter 16

It was late September and the baseball season was winding down. Paul still had well over half of his four-month broadcasting course to complete, but he got an unexpected telephone call at the radio station from ESPN's own Alex Fain. "People whose opinions I respect at your school tell me you are their star pupil!" Fain said. "Well, that's good to hear. I don't get all that much day-to-day feedback. You sure they're not just blowing smoke?" "No, no. I talked to a couple of people...

3 years ago
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My Hot Cousin Sister

Hi hot dudes and sexy diva’s, I am Vikas, writing my first story on Indian sex stories, hope you’ll like it. As it is my first story, so please ignore if any mistake is there and please don’t forget to give your feedbacks on Now I’ll not take much of your time, coming to the story now : This story is of 3 years back when I was in first year of my college. I went to Gwalior for my mama’s marriage. I reached there a week before the marriage date. I adjusted myself with the family and...

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