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My name is john Tucker and in all the years of my life, I have no history of romance. My sweetheart is my right hand. Why you ask? Because I have a big problem, well I guess you can say a small problem (pun intended). You see I was born with a small dick. How small you ask? I’m 18 in my last year of high school, and my dick is the size of a toothpick. Hence I got the nick name toothpick growing up. I mean everyone calls me by this stupid ass nick name. My best friend, the first girl I ever...
On the last day of regular classes, I had a test in my Political Science class, a class where the tests were more like essays than simple questions and answers. I also had a final for that class the following Tuesday requiring another set of short essays. Is that stupid or what? I can’t tell you how tempted I was to correct that injustice. Granted, Political Science wasn’t my favorite class. Why I thought it would be similar to the morals class I took four years ago at Crow Academy, I didn’t...
My husband, Mark, frequently invites his buddies over to the house for either poker or to watch the big game on our fifty-inch TV. On those occasions, I dress up in something sheer and revealing and serve the guys their drinks and snacks. My favourite outfit is a French maid uniform which has a sheer, white lace top through which you can clearly see my tits and big, dark nipples, a very short skirt that just barely covers my pussy, and black scanty-hose which are open at the pussy and ass.As I...
Wife LoversNarook's legs were heavy by the time he reached his destination. There was nothing else on his mind than to get a good meal and then off to bed. But the traveling bard still had to stop and appreciate the sight before him. Narook had heard plenty of tales about the Dragon's Hoard tavern. Yet standing before it was another beast altogether. It wasn't uncommon for taverns and inns to pop up along travel routes. However, they usually were close to settlements. The farther away...
Reddit Straight Girls Playing, aka r/StraightGirlsPlaying! Watching straight girls do something that is not-so-straight gets my motor running, and seeing as how you decided to check out a subreddit called r/StraightGirlsPlaying/, I am sure you feel the same way, right? There are many reasons why this subreddit made my dick hard, and they are all pretty obvious. But if you are interested, I shall go over all the basics and whatever the fuck I think is important.Starting with the overall...
Reddit NSFW ListI had walked down the street not paying much attention to where I was or where I was going. I had walked for about 10 minutes after parking my car in an area I had never been to before. I had answered an ad in the paper about a job waiting tables and had been unable to find the café that had placed the ad. I don't remember how I managed to loose track of where I had parked my car, but I must have taken several wrong turns before I found myself in an all black neighborhood. I was depressed about...
“Meow, Meow” I cried, trying not to get my ass kick by the 6 foot bear. “I should have a word with those neighbors of yours. This is the fourth time this week that cat got in your yard.” Mike said as they went back in the house. At that moment I didn’t know who was stupider me for having sex with a crazy women or him for believing that a cat is always messing up her yard. As soon as I head that door close I ran as fast as I could out her yard. With only my blue boxers, and black sock on I...
I love pickles. Sweet, dill, big, small, I have a passion for pickles. Therefore I was overjoyed when I met the pickle lady. I chanced upon a farmer’s market one Saturday morning in a new part of town. At least it was new to me. There was the obligatory table displaying jars of pickles in various shapes, sizes and flavors. There was a small hand-made sign saying The Pickle Lady and, behind the table the pickle lady herself. She appeared to be on the far side of 50, like me. She had blonde...
I strode up the walkway carrying my big satchel over my shoulder toward the front door of the next house. The sun shone bright and the temperature felt perfect to be out and about doing my job. I am a pickle juice salesman. Not a lot of people have heard of such a profession but you will soon enough. It will come to your city. The company is just starting out but we’re having great success. I rang the doorbell and waited patiently. In less that a minute I was rewarded with an open door. “Good...
“Don’t touch me!” I yelped with a loud tone. “What’s wrong toothpick? Is something bothering you? Are you on drugs?’ She asked with an uneasy tone. “No, I just want to be left alone right now.” She was stun I guess because ever since known me I always said “no ma’am or yes ma’am whenever she asked me something. “Alright I just wanted to make sure you were ok.” With a forced smile I said “Yeah I’m alright it’s just I’m having one of those days.” I guess she could tell something was wrong...
“Its so small honey. Do you think it will eve grow?” when I was 3 After her it was my cousin Stacey. “Hey look at the bight side little cousin. No one will ever know or notice when you have a hard on at school.” When I was 11 The last but not least was Ash. “John don’t worry if no one want’s to marry you because you have a small dick I will.” I miss those times we you to play house a lot; with me as the mom and her as the dad. (don’t laugh I been told I make a mean mud pie) And for no...
“Don’t touch me.” I yelp with a loud tone. ’What wrong little toothpick? Is something bothering you? Are you on drugs?’ She ask with a uneasy tone. ’No! I just want to be left alone right now. She was stun (I guess because ever since knowing me. I always said “no ma’am, and yes ma’am” when ever she ask me something.) “Alright I just wanted to make sure you were ok.” With a force smile I said “ Yeah I’m alright it’s just one of those days.” I guess she could tell something was wrong because...
“Looks like you can take that as a yes Sara.” Amber said while sucking on my sister 34e tits. “That’s what I’m talking about little bro fuck the shit out my tight ass.” I could not stop it was as if I was hypnotize, it was the first thing today that truly felt like it was made for my dick and my dick alone. “Damn brother you’re really having fun with my tight ass. Then I wonder how would you take to this?” With all her Might she clamp every last muscle around my dick and started to grind...
Lower Pidlington Women’s Institute was unique. It had far more members than most rural WIs, numbers having swelled from fourteen to four hundred after Lucy Warner (a village newcomer) took over as Entertainment Coordinator. LPWI was also ‘independent’ having been expelled from the British WI Federation when the Chair of the National Committee, Clarissa Hunt (who nobody liked), spotted her surname spelt with a C in LPWI’s monthly newsletter; a mistake no one admitted to or apologised for.The...
Humor“Fuck I’m gonna cum!!” (see? I knew she was close) she yelled, throwing her head back and closing her eyes. “Cindy! Watch your mouth! What did I tell you about that sort of language?” Our mom scolded her from the other end of couch. That’s right, our own mother was sitting not more than 6ft away on the same sofa, reading through a cookbook and casually watching Wheel Of Fortune, while her youngest daughter was slamming herself into an orgasm on her son’s cock. “But Abby says it, and so do...
I was on a business trip. Alone, wife at home.On the second night I was feeling really horny.But I did not want to go out and get just a hooker; I wanted something different this time. I decided I could taste a hot ass girl with a huge cock. A she male babe…That night I was wishing to service a nice hard and big cock.On the third gay bar I went, I just found what I wanted.She was Latino, nice sensual face, big tits, a couple of killer legs and most important thing, she said her cock was very,...
Her neighbor, Dave, was a fairly nice looking guy and had a really great smile. It was easy to be attracted to him, although both of them were already married. His two kids’ ages put them a year ahead of her two girls, who were in first and third grades. Edie was barely 18 when she and Jack married and got pregnant immediately. They moved to the small town when the first child was ready to start school, thinking that a smaller school system would provide a better education. Dave and...
One day I was searching for something to wear when I noticed a tiny hole in the back wall. I got down and looked through the hole and got a perfect picture of my older brother’s bed. Corey was two years older than me so he was sixteen, and I figured out pretty quickly that he had been spying on me. We had just moved in to a brand new house, and the only thing that hadn’t been done was our shared wall in our closets. Corey’s side didn’t have sheet rock on it and that’s why he could see in....
Meg and Sarah are twin sisters, both are 18 years old and are seniors in high school. Unlike most women, they have both male and female genitals, a fact that is known to everyone at their school. It's early in the morning and Meg woke up with her cock totally hard. She got up and watched the little of her reflection that you could see in the mirror due to the darkness in the room, seeing the girl with long black hair and big breasts. People close to her said she had her mother's body, but her...
BisexualThis is the story of Kylie Davis. She was always seen by others as a sweet innocent girl. In high school, she was always being hit on and always tried to duck from the boys. It was the usual reason of being shy. It was also cause she was hiding a secret. She was born with a dick instead of a pussy and didn't want anyone finding out. When she was a child, she never found it weird and felt normal. But when growing up and learning about genitals between genders she started feeling like a freak....
TranssexualIt had just been another day at school; the teacher in front of the classroom droning on with another lecture, the sun trailing lazily across the afternoon sky, and classmates all waiting for the final minutes to tick away. As for you, you scarcely remember exactly what you were doing or how you were feeling. Were you casually tapping your feet, fiddling with miscellaneous objects on your desk, or casting sideways glances at fellow students? Whatever it was, nothing prepared you for what...
FetishThis is a story of the first time I became a slut for dick. So I was 20 at the time and just moved from a job in London to Kent working as a chef, whilst working there I met a guy called James, he was a kitchen porter good lad got on really well with, as time went on got to know him a bit more where once on lunch we started making some chit chat, on this one occasion he set me up with a girl who best friends with girl friends. So after chatting to this girl Selina we went on a date which was a...
I had built my factory in a place that was about 60 km outside of Bombay along the Mumbai-Ahmedabad Highway. In the 10 years since the factory went through ups and downs but over the last 2 years it had doubled production and tripled revenues. Most importantly it had provided employment to a lot of people around the villages in that area. The men in these villages normally went far off to Thane, Mumbai, Pune ,Kolhapur apart from Vapi, Silvasa and Daman. The biggest challenge for me in the early...
A loud buzz could be heard coming from the Creneths bathroom. People with knowledge of what more commonly happened within these walls would have their minds immediately turn to lewd matters but surprisingly it wasn't so. Markus Creneth...was brushing his teeth while wearing his pajamas . Making sure to get it done properly, he took his time, unware of the trap that had been laid for him in his bedroom. As he finished up he returned to see his lovely partner, Andrea, sitting in the middle...
"We should head to the beach where you get laid, dude." "Yeah of course I've heard of that. How is this resort called Futa beach going to help me with my breakup.!" Dennis Rutherson had a scowl on his face. His raven black hair was filthy and unkempt nad he had a bad case of five o clock shadow. The breakup between him and Sophie had really done a number on him. His outfit was a random shirt and shorts while the summer sun was making his small apartment unbearable for anything else. By...
It was a peculiar mutation. Assuming, at least, that it was one. Whatever the case may be, one thing is clear; your semen has addictive properties. In small doses, they initiate a craving that the sufferer may not even fully understand; in large enough doses, the woman unfortunate enough it ingest it becomes and obedient and willing servant, helplessly and irrevocably obsessed with obtaining more of your cum. But how did this occurrence come about? What was the event that initiated this chain...
I'm sure almost every one of my classmates would consider our 8th grade English class with Mrs. Jensen extremely dull and at times excruciatingly boring. How important was it really to include a subject sentence in your first paragraph? I don't think the real world worked that way. And who cares what the difference between a simile and an analogy was? It was all comparisons. Both Ferraris and Corvettes were adequate descriptions of fast cars. Why would I need to describe what kind of fast...
George was in deadly peril and had no idea. A cougar had been trailing him and his mule since early that morning. The first shell in his yellow-boy carbine had a dead primer. He walked along oblivious, savoring the day. It was spring of 1873. It was a good time to be alive and out of Ohio. His pop had come back from the war missing something--his sense of humor. It was tough pulling his head in around the old man day after day. He finally let loose and floored the old man with one punch. That...
(As Told by Teddy Reddick) My dad sent us to our rooms to write out a confession of what happened over the last few weeks. He and my mother talked about what should happen. I was mortified. My father and little sister had both seen me with jizz on my face sucking my own dick. I felt there was no way I could live this down. I don’t know if I could ever look my little sister in the eye again after she saw me dash to the bathroom with my dick flopping, and my face glazed with cum either. I...
(As Told by Ted Reddick) t wasn’t like a magic wand that hit me and suddenly I was a man simply because my Dad started calling me Ted. It was a pivotal moment for me though and one that I will never forget. I felt recognition from my father that represented I had completed some rite of passage to manhood. I was still far from having the experience or confidence that I do now that I am much older, however at the time, I thought I was pretty hot shit. I remember being much more decisive and...
Myron is the biggest dork at Green Valey High. He has no friends and he is a total loser. Myron has never been on a date, and he's never kissed a girl. It sucks being such a pathetic virgin loser. But the worst part of the whole thing is that Myron has a micropenis. A pathetic one inch baby dick. Myron managed to hide his "little" secret through all of middle and high school, but one of these days Myron's bullies are going to take things too far and expose his "little" secret in front of all of...
TeenDick Flash? Why would I want to see some cock or dick flashing action? Sounds gay, not? I’ve reviewed a hell of a lot of porn and have covered a literal fuckload of topics when it comes to sexual fetishes, but I gotta say that this one definitely takes the cake when it comes to perverseness and obscurity. Dickflash.com is a website about, well, flashing. But it’s not only dedicated to guys flashing their dicks in public to unsuspecting victims that would be traumatized for life – this site also...
Porn ForumsReddit BigDickGirl, aka r/BigDickGirl! When you take a look at /r/bigdickgirl, it serves as a perfect example of how you should be careful of who you’re trying to seduce these days. One second you’re staring at a cute girl with nice tits that she’s willing to show off with her cleavage in the forefront, and the next second you’re staring at the biggest dick of your life, far outweighing yours. Now, I don’t have a problem with trannies having a bigger dick than me since I literally have one of...
Reddit NSFW ListWe all need Dick Drainers in our lives. I say that not only as a hardcore pornography enthusiast but also as a health and wellness advocate. You see, folks, blue balls are one of the most underdiagnosed ailments among perverts and the general public at large. The only real foolproof cure is to have your dick drained regularly. While this is a procedure you could theoretically have performed in a hospital, ideally by a really sexy nurse or three, most of you will opt for a DIY home treatment....
Premium Interracial Porn Sites"Come to my office when you get a moment" your voice came over my intercom. I wondered what you needed me in there for now, more than a little flustered over the amount of work I still had sitting on my desk to be done. I start to think of all the reasons you may want to see me. Part of me is sure that the other girls in the office have complained about the way I dress again. I pick up my notepad and pen and knock on your office door and enter without waiting for a response. You were looking...
EroticWith the astrological foreknowledge on sexual intercourse, lust and the body, the consensus was to focus on the following areas: Sun SignMars Sign8th house Aries: Size and girth: They’ll usually either have very short and less girthy dicks, or very big, juicy ones. It’s hard to find an Aries dominant (Sun, Mars 8th) who’s in between. You either don’t feel it or you start walking side to side. Shape: Not the most pleasing to look at for many people. They’re not clean cut dicks, but rather the...
Airplane Pickups, and almost getting KilledIn the first few years after I started my business, I had to do some traveling around the country, and the only practical way was to fly. To entertain myself, I came up with a little game I played on almost every flight. Or at least I attempted to play the game on virtually every flight. As soon as I boarded a flight, I quickly scanned the plane to see if there were any attractive women who were sitting in a row by themselves, or at least with an open...
My wife is a real Romanian beauty, with dark brown long shiny hair, a beautifully build body, a face like a perfect supermodel and normaly the right attitude for sex. My friend Paul always says that she is an absolute stunner. And yes, he is right. She is very thin, weighing only 96 pounds. Her legs, tammy and ass are just perfect for her 27 years and her great dragon tatoo over her tummy and tits is amazing. The only draw back are her small 32AA cup tits which are even at this size a bit saggy...
“Are you thinking about it?”Delicate nose cocked, ingénue eyes, the curl on her lips grew. Such playful insolence expected an answer. There was only one ‘it’ in our private lexicon.I grinned, raised an eyebrow, “I like what you have done with your hair.”It did not deter her.Sheltered from the winds of change, we basked in the diminished warmth. Inside, the open kitchen, its copper pans on the wall, hummed with industry. Happy chitchat competed with café music. Imbued with a homely...
TrueRicardo had a bit of the Italian about him, the eldest son of an Italian father and an English mother. He was very popular with the female fraternity wherever he went, his Adonis figure, which he kept well-trimmed by working out every day at the local gym and jogging every morning at first light in the suburbs. His charismatic personality made him the sort of guy hard to ignore in a crowd or most anywhere. His morning jogging route took him around the boundaries of Truewood House, a large old...
“What do you want Sara? Can’t you see I’m sleeping?” “Just wake the fuck up already toothpick. Mom told me to wake you up. Why else would I be in here?” Sara said in a sassy tone, knowing full well it would irritate me as she left my room. “Yeah fuck you fat ass” I said quietly because I knew she would kick my ass if she heard me. I got dress and went down stairs, and to my surprise my childhood friend Ashley was at the table eating. “Oh look who finally woke up it’s the star of the show...
Tuesday EveningCarie made a beeline across the hallway to the opposite apartment with a small cardboard box, a plume of annoyance trailing behind her. Pulsating thrash-techno music had been erupting from inside Apartment Seven for the past hour with the noise pummelling the door so hard that the hinges creaked. A sour frown angled her brow as she knocked.Then she waited.Then she knocked again, harder.And waited again.She thumped it with the side of her fist. “Vasily!” she shouted. “Open the...
Straight Sex‘Just wake the fuck up already toothpick. Mom told me to wake you up” Sara said in a sassy tone, knowing that it would irritate me as she left my room. “Yeah go fuck yourself fat ass” I said quietly because I knew she would kick my ass if she heard me. I got dress and went down stairs, And to my surprise my childhood friend Ashley was at the table eating. “Oh look who finally woke up it’s the star of the show toothpick himself.” While she was stuffing her face with pancakes. “Shouldn’t...
His name is Pretty Boy, that’s been his nickname since he was 13, given to him by his still best friend Tom. Now at 35 Pretty Boy is what some would call a serial rapist. He prefers to call himself a purveyor of women. With an entourage of 3 guys and 1 woman his ego is constantly being nourished as they worship him and share in his unbelievable talents. Pretty Boy’s real name is Nate and what most people don’t know is that he is evil; pure, unadulterated evil. With his movie star...
Echo studied her hair in the rearview mirror of Hawke’s truck. He hadn’t done too badly cutting it, and it hadn’t taken her long to add a few finishing touches with the scissors. The change was simple, yet drastic enough she barely recognized herself. A sense of exhilaration played at the edges of her nerves. In a long sleeved blouse and oversized shades, Trey could pass her on the sidewalk and not have a clue who she was. She closed her eyes behind the shades and leaned against the headrest....
Straight Sex“Echo,” he said. “It’s time to get started.” She had to blink a few times to get focused. Hawke was sitting on the bunk opposite hers in the trailer. He was leaning onto his elbows down on his knees, watching her face even though the cropped T she went to sleep in had ridden up over her left, candy tipped breast. She wasn’t even aware of it until he reached over and gingerly pulled the edge of the T shirt down to cover her nipple. She smiled and closed her eyes again. The sound of her new...
Oral SexThe machine streaked across the desert, screaming through bleak vistas of scorched earth where nothing lives without a little outside help. Joshua trees and desultory vultures. Fossils buried under the salt floor of ancient seas. She was hammering the gas, white knuckling the wheel until the screaming of the engine drowned out the screaming in her mind. She was riding inside a shot bullet, all done and hurtling toward any bull’s-eye she could hit. There was a world of shame in the rearview...
MasturbationApple Pickers Each picking season it is always hard for me to realize that there really is a need for cheap disposable labor. Migrant workers serve a valuable need. These modern day nomads travel from crop to crop at harvest season up and down to coast. They can pick green beans one week, fresh blueberries the next week, and ripe apples a month later. They just show up. You don’t have to tell them when the fruit is ripe or even ask them to come. They just show up, ask for work, and...
She was an enigma on the Pacific Coast Highway, a she-devil as I would later learn, but springtime in California evoked a lazy naiveté in me. The golden coast was full of the promise of summer love affairs and casual encounters. There are the mind-fucks too, but nobody is thinking about the pitfalls and risks while watching the swish of a short skirt over tanned thighs and the smiles that invite you down that gilded path of sexual adventure. I was hungry for it, thirsty for the taste of sweet...
HardcoreThe parking lot was empty, but that was nothing unusual at six in the morning. Justin rolled up and parked on the far edge of the gravel lot, letting out a yawn. He’d stayed up a little late studying, but he wasn’t going to miss the opportunity his father was finally providing. Besides, it was a welcome distraction from the lack of sex resulting from dumping his cheating girlfriend a couple weeks earlier. After smoothing back his light brown locks, Justin popped on his Barn Owl Treasures hat...
Everything changed after I died. Three times. Tough day, that. The first two times they worked furiously to resuscitate me, restore a heartbeat, respiration, CPR, the basics… it was sausage factory emergency medicine at its finest, with unsung heroes stubbornly refusing to let death win. The third time, however, I was truly dead. Or so they say – all the best medical minds with all their monitors and other gadgets agreed that there was no way back, not from an alpha coma.They were just waiting...
Mind Control“Fuck.”Carie tilted her head to the side and repeated, “Fuck.”She observed her lips in the mirror carefully. “Fu-uck.”She frowned momentarily before shaking her head side-to-side, tossing her lengthy cascade of sable hair into a seductive mess. She popped a brow, angled her chin over her bare shoulder, and cast a sultry, flirtatious gaze towards the mirror. Lips rounded, she loosed an aching, swooning breath: “Fu-uhh-ck!”There. Yeah, that was it. That was the “fuck” that never failed to launch...
HumorThe Reverend Tobias Whitmore was perplexed.Not that this was a particularly unusual state of affairs for him, he mused, as his relatively short life seemed to be lived in a condition of relative confusion.As the third son of a minor branch of a noble family with pretensions to faded gentility, he was always destined for the church from birth. This had nothing to do with his character, merely the state of his family’s finances. Bluntly, there was no money to afford any of the sons the leisurely...
HistoricalThe must of old linen and wood pulp soothed his heightened senses. It stilled the tingle of anticipation in the pit of his stomach. Frobisher would be waiting for him, the lecherous crook. Thick with a stale odour of pipe tobacco, it fired memories of their battles of wits, a long time ago.The gothic styled vaulted ceilings still carried the soot of centuries. Once a chapel, this vast space had a gravitas and presence that would be all the more impressive if he could see the rest of it. ...
SupernaturalThe entire week, Marissa had been leaving the house early and arriving late. Early and late enough to avoid Benji. It wasn't fear, she kept telling herself. She just didn't want to give into the temptation he represented. It was bad enough that she couldn't stop thinking of him. So, she'd been packing a tote and going to the gym, then spending the rest of the day out. She was playing it safe. Patrick had been scheduled for a week long conference. Marissa had been afraid that Benji would come to...
CheatingThe people of the town and surrounding areas were in fear of the pickpockets for these urchins not alone picked the pockets of those whom they came across,they were also known to commit burglaries ;the people of the district were at their wits end. However one winter's day at the end of November one of the pickpockets found himself in the precarious situation of being caught by the local town Town Crier. The boy had struggled to try to get away,but had ran straight into the local milkman ,who...
I didn't know much about Phillip Sterling before I went to meet with the board of his charitable foundation. They had awarded Tom Bavington, the head of my lab, an enormous grant for his work in cancer research. The board requested that a representative of the lab present an overview of our work prior to the monetary award being given. Unfortunately, Tom decided to go skiing the weekend before his big presentation and broke his leg in three places. And, oh, did I curse his name as I rode the...
SeductionMarissa Weiss very much enjoyed her mid morning run. On that Monday, her trainers pounded the smooth, black asphalt of this suburban residential street, one of a vast network in her upper middle class neighborhood. Mature oaks, poplars and sycamores spread their generous canopies over lush, well tended yards, creating a forest in the outskirts of Atlanta. The road wasn't anywhere near flat, with hills and dips that challenged Marissa to pound harder. She loved the exertion, her well toned frame...
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