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Around a month back I have received the following joke on my whatsapp

Girl : ‘Emaindi.. inka kaledaa?”
Boy : “Ayi poindi.. ayi poindi..pls.”
Girl : “Thondara ga kanee..!”
Boy : “Please.. konchem sepe.. konchem itu thirugu.. konchem terich pettu…”
Girl : “…sare.. kanee..”
Boy : “Thanks.. inka konchem tereichi pettu…”
Girl : “Inkanaa….. Chalaa..?”
Boy : “Chaalu.. ippudu easy ga vundi…”
Girl : Thondaraga kanee.. Invigilator chooste nee papers, naa papers lakku pothadu thelusaa..?

This is what I got a message. It was funny with double meaning. I thought of deleting it immediately, but kept. Then the idea came how it will be to write in the same manner in funnily in double meaning.. so the following… go through and give your comments on my mail

Sarada sarada ga matallo …. :- By Lovely Radhika

“Emaindi.. inka kaledaa?” asked the girl.
“Ayi poindi.. ayi poindi..pls.”
“Thondara ga kanee..!” said the girl.
“Please.. konchem sepe.. konchem itu thirugu.. konchem terich pettu…” requested the boy
“…sare.. kanee..” agreed the girl
“Thanks.. inka konchem tereichi pettu…” again requested the boy
“Inkanaa.. “ the girl is annoyed and said again.. “Chalaa..?”
“Chaalu.. ippudu easy ga vundi…,, oh! Shit..” the boy is annoyed now..
“Emaindi…?”

“Naa pennu pani cheyadam ledu…” gonigadu
“Pani cheyani pennu enduku pettu kunnav..?” said the girl.
“Nee daggara pennu vunda..?” adigaadu
“naa daggara endukundee?” said the girl.
“ponee inku buddi unda?” malliadigaadu.
“Undi.. enduku?” andi.

“Naa pennu munchi rastanu..” aa ammyi tho annadu.
“ammo vaddu..” bhaya padindi.
“Endukoo…?”

“Naa inku buddi ninduga undi. Nee pennu lonchi emaina kaarithe.. over flow ayi marakalu padathai..”
“Naa pennu lonchi kaarakunda munchu thanu..”
“Ammo.. vaddu.. naa buddi ivvanu.. nee thippalemo nuvve padu..”
After half-an-hour “amma ayi poindi..” said the boy..
“Thank God.. bhayam tho chastoo unnanu.”
Endukoo… bhayam?”

“Evaraina chooste…? Leda invigilator chooste.. nee answer sheets naa answer sheeta pattuku pothadu thelusa..?”
“Evaru chodaru.. andaroo everi panilo vallu busy… invigilator chodaleduga..”
“snte.. andaroo nee laage..?

“Aha.. ala ani kaadu…” he could’t understand what to say.
“Repu koda terichi pedathava..?” adigadu
“Em.. ivala di sai poledaa.?” Chilipi ga andi
After five minutes the girl gave the answer sheets to the invigilator and went out.

Immediately the boy followed her. But by the time the boy came out the girl went with somebody on a scooter.

Next day…”Baga prepare ayyava..?’ the girl asked the boy behind her.
“so.. so.. ayina mee ammayilantha kadule..!” kontega annadu.
“ivala nee pennu bagunda..?’ kallu chkilistoo adigindi.
“bagundi.. enduku..?” questioned back.

“Needi karina over flow kakunda precaution theesu kunnanu..”
“ivala kooda terichi pedathava?”
“Theravala … Chooddam.. le…”

On the last day of the exam when the boy came out the exam hall, the girl was there talking with some other girl.

“Hello! Rojoo nee kosam choostoo unnanu. Neevu kanipinchadam ledu.” The boy said.

“Nenu bayatiki vachche tappatiki maa nanna scooter tho ready ga vuntunnaru..” said the girl
“Oh!”
“ivala raleda..?” adigadu.
“Ledu. Ranannaru…”
“Marela velthavu..? he asked curiously.

“inke mundi.. public transport… By bus…”
“if you never mind tea thagudma?”
“Pada..” aa ammayi ok anagane.. the boy led the girl to the near by tea bunk. While drinking tea.. “Arati pallu baga unnai. Peddaga kooda unnai kada..?” said the girl

“Kavala..?” asking this he took two bananas and gave her one. ”Neeku banana ishtama?”

“Chalaa..!” looking at the banana she said.
“Nee premiti..? boy asked

‘Vennela.. mari needi…?”
“Are perlu bhale kalisaye.. naa pereu shashank.. vennela shashank.. baunnai kadoo?”
‘Ekkadiki vellali..? The boy asked again. The girl gave the answer. “Oh! Ganta paine padu thundi.. Nenoo ate vellali pada ..”
They boarded the bus.

“Wow.. bus entha khali ga vundi.. lucky ga seats kooda vunnai.. koorcho..” the boy said showing her a window seat. And he sat at her side. They both started talking many things. The boy asked “A college lo join avuthavu..?”

“Enduku.?.. akkada kooda terichi petta mantava.. “she said smilingly.
Manam eppudaina kaluddama..?” boy asked..
“Ammo maa intlo champe staru..”

“Aye.. emi chestu unnaavu..? velu theeyi..” andi ammayi
“emaindi..? he asked teasingly.

“Giliginthalu ga vuntundi..” aa ammayi muduchu kuntoo andi..
“Ekkada.. “ without removing his hand he said.
‘Aye.. vaddu.. piskaku.. metta badathai…”
“Emi pallu ivi…?” boy asked.

“Tase cheste thelustundi.. theeyaga vunte mangoes.. teepi, pulupu vunte santhralu..” andi ammayi.

“Cheekithe thelustundi.. cheekana…?” moham choodu.. publicga cheekuthadata..?’

Hai moonlight… oka saari naa arati pandu pattu kove..?”
“hey. Adem peru.. public ga ele pattukuntaru babooo?“
“moonlight.. ante vennele kada.. nenu nee pallu pattukunnanu kada..”
“avi lopala vunnai.. paiga nee cheyi naa veepu enuka nunchu nadumu meduga vundi.. paina naa pita vundi.. kanipinchadu.. kani.. needi ela..” saying this she kept here hand between hi thighs under the bag and squeezed.”

“Needi peddade.. enhundenmiti..?”
Oka sari nenu maa friend measure chesukunnamu.. naadi 8 inches vundi.. vrittam 3 inches vudi.”

“mari mee friend di..” iinka squeeze chestune adigindi.
“Naakante 1 inch thakkuva.. lavu anthe..”
“Ayithe needi 1 inch dia.. anna mata..?”
“Ademiti..?”

“Ante kada.. circumference to dia is pi ante.. 22/7 ante 3.14.. avuna.. needi 3 inches annavu kada so dia . 1 inch..”
“neeku maths baga vachcha..?”
“Enduku?”
Physics lo triangle experiment vundi kada.. cheasava..?”
“voon..neevu..?

“chesanu.. kani sariga raledu.”
“Thermacol vadava..?
“Avunu..”
“sponge vadali. Dani vala momentum lo jerks ni absorb chestundi.”
“Ela cheyali..?”
“Reverse triangle lo vunna sponge theesu kuni centre lo cylinder size lo oka circle cut cheyali. Aa tharuvatha aa circle lo cylinder in insert cheyali. Apudu cylinder centre lo suitable piston niinsesert cheyali.. ayithe piston baga lubricate cheyali.. lekunte cylinder debba thintundi..” said the girl.
“Kanee.. piston lopaliki jarithe…?”

“Jagrathaga chesta enduku jaru thundi.. aina inka doubt unte piston chivara kinda rendu iron balls wweld cheste sri.. a balls, cylinder edge ki thagili piston l;opaliki pokunda aaputhai..”
“ayithe first rank vastundi.. state first vachchina cvastavemo..?”
“Koi.. munaga chettu ekkistunnav..”

“oovishayam cheppana..?” “Cheppu… emitee..?”
“Nuvu chala andam ga vuntaav..?” “Avuna…” kila kila navvindi..
“joke cheyataniki neeku evaru doraka leda…?
“Ledu.. nenu nijame chebu thunnanu..” “aye.. emitadi,.. malli…akkada cheyi enduku pettav..?”

“aapu koleaka pothunnanu.. ippude intiki vellala…?” “Vadda..?”
“Mee nanna raledu kadaa.. mee friends ni kalisanani cheppu..?”
Enduku…? Emi chestav…?” Therichi pedata annavu kada.. naa pennu inku buddi lo munchudamani..?”

“Abba.. aasha… adi rendo roju cheppanu… ivala kadu…”
“Adig.. naa stage vachchindi nenu velthunnanu..” sayng that the girl got up coming out of the sea “Anyway thanks..” andi
“Endukoo…”

“ekkadidaka escort chesinanduku.. tea aippinchi naduku.. inka…”
“Voo.. inka… nee banana ichchavu kada.. anduku kooda.. “ saying that the girl gave a shake hand to him, and got down of the bus.
The boy got disappointed than he realized that there some paper the girl kept in his palm while giving shake hand. He opened the folded the paper and looked at it.. there was “Vennela..” and a number was there . and written this is my whats spp number.

The boy shouted “Hurraaa.. “ loudly and jumped up and got hit by the luggage carrier of the bus.

I request to the readers’ to give their suggestion whether to continue their acquaintance to friendship or not. If yes it will be continued. if not that ends the talk.

How do you think this is… anxiously waiting for your comments.

 

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There was a marriage in my neighborhood, and luckily I had those leaves at my outstation office to make it to home. I reached an evening before the marriage date, so found everyone way too consumed in preparations, as the neighbors are a good family friend. Well, I met a few guys that evening and then was off to bed. The next morning, I woke up, was asked to dress up and be there for any arrangement if needed. Well, I made it to the marriage place and was helping guys out. Among my...

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Demetrius Ch 21

Chapter 21 Part One: George saw the changes in Demetri’s face as he looked as though he was on steroids or hormones. ‘No, I’m as serious as cancer George,’ he said. ‘You’re scaring me. Cut it out Demetri,’ George said still thinking, if not hoping there was a punch line. Demetri explained his past and about his mother adding, ‘I didn’t believe in them either. Now I’m in love with Alexis. She’s a true vampire, not one that was changed like my mother was. I know it must sound crazy to you...

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Time JumperChapter 5

Sun Li still panted a bit, but not with the force she had used in the previous few minutes. She grinned at me and said, "Husband, now I know what your other wives mean when they talk about the pleasure you give them. Now, let us continue so that I may give you pleasure, too." I grinned back at her and said, "Just let me continue with what I have planned. I'm sure that you will enjoy it." With that, I flicked her nipple with my tongue, but did not linger. Instead, I kissed down her chest...

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Our Weekend in Florida Part II

After standing there a while longer we started walking back to our room. It was a lovely night, just a bit cool, but with a warm breeze coming off of the ocean. We held hands as we walked and said little. I expect that you were thinking, as I was, what were we going to do when we got back to our room. I opened to door to our room, let you in first and then followed you. Before I shut the door, I hung the “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door, closed it and locked both locks. I turned to see you...

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Sorrow is a Fertile Field

Sorrow is a fertile field It was one of those streets. You could find it's like in any city in China. No matter where you went there it would be. A narrow ribbon that stretched between the larger roads that girded the blocks of apartments and street level shops crowding the borders of concrete and pavement. Capillaries of minor commerce surrounded by the overhanging buildings that hunched against each other with even narrower alleys snaking through them every few buildings. The...

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Passing the Baton 2 Lilas StoryChapter 21

Aisha woke up to an empty bed. She had overslept. Panicked, she jumped out of the bed; for sure Manu would be angry, she disobeyed him last night; she also overslept and failed to have his coffee ready, though understandable, this was another infraction that had to be punished. She rushed into the living room, to find Manu drinking a mug of coffee and Lila, semi-reclined on a pillow, on her gurney, still hooked up to a full IV bag, drinking another. He must have changed the bags while she...

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Little cocksucker pt 2 analized

Following on from 'Becoming a Little Cocksucker" ( http://xhamster.com/user/dlcalguy/posts/288833.html )I told Rick about what had happened with Mr Dixon. But I knew I couldn't tell anyone else. It was embarrassing and anyway it might come out that Rick and me had been doing the same thing. So I just started avoiding passing Mr Dixon's house. Actually, me and Rick had repeated our little adventures in the woods several times. In the woods, in a derelict warehouse, even in his bedroom one day...

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Youve got that look with pics

"Ooooh, you've got that look in your eye like you have something specific in mind tonight honey." I said when she walked into the living room in this."Well, as a matter of fact Phil, I'm horny as hell and am in the mood for a good pussy stretching cock milking orgasm. You up for the challenge?" Sandi said."What do you think? Just look at this! I said."Oh yummy, just what I had in mind! Let's go fuck!" Sandi said excitedly As she grabbed my cock and led me to the bedroom. On my way in I couldn't...

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Beach meet

It was one of those rare sunny days in the South of England so Mark decided to make the most of it and go to the beach for the day. He knew exactly where to go, since he had discovered the enjoyment of being naked in the sun he had been going to his local nudist beach as much as he could.After the short drive to the beach, he parked up his car and made the walk down the path to the cliffs and scrambled down them to reach the beach. Ok so it may not have been Hawaii but it did allow for some...

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Tweety Bird Jammies

Mother is the greatest! She's noticed things about me that I'd never have thought about. She remembers what foods I like or dislike, what time I prefer to do my homework, stuff like that. She doesn't encourage me to be more masculine, or to participate in boy's sports because she knows I'm just not interested. Last week I was sitting on the sofa, kind of like a girl would, with my legs tucked under my bottom, not hanging off onto the floor. I was reading the latest 'Glamour' magazine....

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My Little Miss Apple Queen 05

Nora and I got home after our tryst at school to find Sherry and the girls sitting on the couch eating popcorn and watching one of the newest super-hero movies. Nora jumped on the couch next to Aimee and snuggled up beside her. I couldn’t believe how unfazed Nora was by what we had just done. Then to come home and act as if nothing happened simply amazed me. I smiled and Sherry looked over at that moment and smiled back. "What we watching?" Nora asked Aimee. "The one with the hammer, now shhh."...

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BurningAngel Joanna Angel Joanna Angel8217s Lana

Joanna Angel and her husband, Aaron (Small Hands), have just moved into a gorgeous new home in the town of Signal Hill. As they lay in bed together after their first night in the place, they’re ready to begin the next chapter in their lives. But while Joanna is proud about the great deal they got on the property, Aaron is a little nervous about it. Ever since they moved in, neighbors have been giving them weird looks… Aaron dismisses it and soon climbs out of bed, putting on a pot...

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The Memoirs Of Caterine DuMont

(Marseille France, 1926-) I always find myself thinking about the warm evenings here, how the sun always coincides with everything that is Marseille...my city of light. It seems enigmatic to me (even now) that I still sit and wonder about how transcendental night and day is here, and who or what is so deserving of it all. The nativity of Marseille is so incomprehensible that it seems as if no real sense of history or...

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Welcome to Fetishville! I am Violet, the mayor here. I know you're eager to start so let's get to it. To begin with your adventure, press the "Start Game" button on the right and find your fetish. It is pretty straight forward. If your fetish involves dominating, select [Dominant]. If it involves being dominated or being submissive, select [Submissive]. If it doesn't necessarily involve either, select [Neutral].

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Connecting RodChapter 2 A New Beginning

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Heads You DressChapter Three

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Teasing Tyler

My boyfriend, Tyler, and I sat lounging on my couch one Friday morning. All my roommates were off at work, in a class, or with their own significant others. We were watching a documentary for a class that I couldn't care less for and I was feeling a bit mischievous. Tyler was very into the documentary and I knew he needed to pay attention to it, but I still took upon myself to entertain myself the best way I could. I took Tyler's middle finger into my mouth and began to suck and lick it very...

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Shaadisudha Ladki Ko Patakar Zabardast Choda

Hi…Mera naam ankit aur main chandigarh se hu. Aaj main aapko btaunga ki kaise maine ek shaadishuda ladki/bhabi ko fasaya aur uske sath zabardast sex kiya. Ladki ka naam simran hai aur wo 25 saal ki hai. Simran ki figure kaafi sexy aur sudol hai. Simran mujhe facebook par mili aur kuch months mein hi humari dosti ho gyi. Fir phone pe baat chit shuru hui and jald hi hum ek curse ke sath open ho gye. Simran ki shaadi hui abhi 1 saal hi hua hai aur uske pati merchant navy mein hai. So wo kayi...

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The Bells of TanahChapter 10

Hannah and Anthony floated above Bells, lost in each other's pleasure. Slowly, Hannah kissed and nibbled on the tip of his cock. It still smelled and tasted of its recent visit inside her, and with eyes closed she reveled in the pure sensuality of the moment. That taste meant he had sent his seed up into her while she was her most fertile. She was smelling the possible creation of their child. The thought made her quiver ... his lips, gently sucking the folds of her pussy while his mustache...

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Gamer Girls Gone Nude

Girls playing video games! What an alluring situation! There's just something about a girl who's willing to grind her way to victory, so let's celebrate them with four stories of gamer girls gone nude! First comes Zoe, the college gamer girl with short black hair who has little luck at first person shooters until she discovers that she plays much better in her birthday suit! How long before her friends discover her embarrassing secret and take advantage of it?!? Next comes Chrissy, a cute...

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Kinky Business Trip

Kamal is an engineer who works for a consulting firm in India. He travels to other places whenever its warranted and each trip lasts for one or two months. He usually travels with one or more other people. Once he had to travel to a small town in Norway as part of some project assignment. Unfortunately, this time, he is the only one traveling. Kamal was supposed to stay there for 2months to complete the project. Business trips are good if there are some other people with you. One could travel...

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The Engagement Party

It was late August 2004 when my wife’s brother Albert got engaged. Albert, who I’ve known since he was thirteen, is a great guy. Their engagement party was an afternoon affair starting at 5:00 pm and held at a local Holiday Inn. At the time, my wife Lenora and I had been married for seventeen years. We had two children aged sixteen and thirteen, and we both worked. Our marriage and sex life were about average with the usual Friday and Saturday night standard action… At the time we were just...

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