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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand

Mahatma Gandhi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.

In Brighton she was Brenda
She was Patsy up in Perth,
In Cambridge she was Candida,
The sweetest girl on earth.
In Stafford she was Stella,
The pick of the bunch
But down on his expenses
She was Petrol, Oil and Lunch

It is impossible to love and be wise.

Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards

Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.

Try to reason about love, and you will lose your reason.

Love is an ideal thing. Marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

Warning signs that your lover is bored:
1) Passionless kisses
2) Frequent sighing
3) Moved, left no forwarding address

A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple.

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that.

Only time can heal a broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs

My schoolfriends would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Infatuation is when you think that he’s as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen and as athletic as Jimmy Connors. Love is when you realize that he’s as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford – but you’ll take him anyway.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house.

I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.

Dear Captain
My name is Nicola. Im 8 years old. This is my first flight but Im not scared, I like to watch the clouds go by. My mum says the crew is nice. I think the plane is good. thanks for a nice flight don’t fuck up the landing.
Luv
Nicola xxxx

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