How I spent my summer vacation
or Vamp.Txt (as in Vampire)
by Waldo
Chapter 1 - Finals
Chapter 2 - The Journey
Chapter 3 - Romaniarc
Chapter 4 - Castle Atle
Chapter 5 - A Vampire is.....???
Chapter 6 - The end of the first week
Chapter 7 - My adventure
Chapter 8 - The first vampire
Chapter 9 - Who did what?
Chapter 10 - Facing the team
Chapter 11 - The second vampire
Chapter 12 - Aunt Bea?
Chapter 13 - Return to campus life
If you are underaged, don't like stories with any hint of
transgender themes or don't like stories about
vampires, then don't read this. For a discussion about
this story, see the introduction.
Chapter 1 - Finals
"And in closing this portion of today's lecture, I'd like
to summarize my remarks on this topic by saying that
Vampires don't exist; have never existed; and can
never exist. Are there any questions?" I requested from
the crowded classroom.
A man in the front row, whom I recognized to be a
constant "not a damn thing to say but listen to my
voice" asshole, instantly responded. "Professor
Johnson, there has to be something true about all of
the Vampires legends if they make so many movies
about them."
Although I knew his name from constantly looking at
the seating chart, I made an exertion to respond
without acknowledging his existence. "Legends are
sometimes based upon actuality but most legends
don't exist or couldn't exist although they are based on
some very limited facts. Look at Paul Bunyon. At one
time, there could've existed a very large lumberjack,
but there's no way that he could have been at large as
the legends portray. A similar situation exists with
Vampires. In some little municipality, someone might
have fought with someone and accidentally bitten their
neck. In a confrontation, anything goes. If I'm fighting
in a life or death struggle and losing, I might discover
how easy it is to bite their neck or anything else that's
vulnerable. And if it scares them, then I'll bite twice as
hard. Look how canines fight and how they always go
for the neck. You can see why it would be easy for
someone to accept such a scenario and embellish the
yarn. The person telling the original story probably told
the truth and the second person added a little bit to it
until we arrived at the current version."
The asshole continued to hold his place on the floor
and in my low regard by stating "If they don't exist,
why do all of the legends have the same basic facts?"
I tried to use an allegory that he would understand. I
cautiously noted that "In folklore, a vampire is a
malign spirit that refuses to join the ranks of the dead
but instead takes possession of a body in order to
continue enjoying the pleasures of the living. Western
notions of the vampire come primarily from Slavic
folklore, especially as it was interpreted by the author
Bram Stoker in his 1897 novel Dracula. Everyone is
familiar with the Santa Claus legend and knows that
Santa doesn't exist. Yet when its Christmas time, they
continue to tell the younger children stories about
Santa Claus. As the children grow older, they tell their
children their version of the Santa story. Its the same
with Vampires. Think about how many times you've
sat around a campfire and tried to tell a scary story.
You usually tell one that you're familiar with and
embellish it a little to suit your purpose. Any more
questions?"
I was trying to end this lecture and to get this asshole
to shut up. I saw an arm come up casually and peered
into the classroom trying to recognize the woman at
the other end of the arm. I had never seen her before
and most certainly would remember her. She had long
black hair, white smooth skin, a beautiful face and an
excellent body under her skin-tight dress that would
make a lot of money in a topless bar. Breasts were the
major focus of my libido and I couldn't pass up the
opportunity to examine this woman's apparently
fantastic body. I glanced down at my student seating
chart and saw that her chair was marked empty. She
wasn't one of my registered students.
I walked across the platform so that I was a little closer
to her and directed "Yes, in the back row. Your
question? And please stand so everyone else can hear
you"
I didn't care if anyone heard her or not, because I was
really interested in having her stand so that I could see
a little more of her body. She ignored my command
and exclaimed "Your arguments are very similar to
those arguments that most atheist's use when they
discuss religion. They've never experienced any aspect
of god, yet they are experts in describing the fallacies
of a religion that they've only looked at with a closed
mind, Professor Ben Johnson."
Being a professional instructor, I know when to ignore
student comments and when to be a little theatrical
about responding to the comments. Most times, I
would have ignored this type of comment, but I was
intrigued by her slight foreign accent. As well as
interested in her attractive body.
I stepped off of the stage and walked to the lower row
of the steps going into the inclined bleachers. I took
my time because I wanted to give this attractive
challenger the limited attention that she deserved and
to make sure that I emerged as a hero. I decided that
the best plan was to let her talk and then everyone
could see that she was full of shit.
"I take it that you're very familiar with Vampires.
Enough so that you might even know where I could
find some?" I asked, with as much of a bland face as I
could muster.
She ignored my challenge and continued "My dear
Professor Ben, I read your last book several times,
hoping to find something salvageable. Although your
peers seem impressed with your project, their over-
stated opinion has to be limited to your writing skills
and to your methods of discussing re-hashed theory.
Nowhere in the book, did I find any real research or
any hint that you thoroughly understood the topic that
you were discussing."
I felt my face get a little warm. I walked up two more
steps so that I was level with her face and gave her a
simple hand sign to continue. Might as well give her
enough ammunition to bury herself.
She smiled back at me. A beautiful smile that could
really get me thinking about other things that involved
my private sex desires. I had to concentrate to focus
myself back from her body to what she was saying
"Vampires do exist today. Because you don't have any
first hand experience with them, you shouldn't have a
closed mind and treat them as only a legend."
I put my hand on my little beard and stroked it as I
tried to keep from being sarcastic and shrugged "And
you've got personal first hand experience with
Vampires? Could you please tell me and our fellow
students why you think that they exist?"
She shifted position in her chair so that she was facing
me a little more squarely. As she shifted, her legs
uncrossed and then crossed with the other one on top.
My eyes were diverted momentary as I watched her
legs spread and for a half of a second I could see all
the way up to where her legs joined her body. My mind
registered `no panties' and then her smooth, long legs
crossed again, hiding away the feminine treasure. I bit
my lip to bring me back to re-focusing myself on her
words.
"I've got first hand knowledge of Vampires. My whole
life has been concerned with Vampires and
understanding the truth behind the legend. When I
read your new book, I was very disappointed. Your
credentials in other subjects are very good, yet your
book on Vampires didn't have any substantial facts in
it. As you know from looking at your seating chart, I'm
not one of your students. I came here explicitly to hear
your lecture and to make you an offer, my dear
Professor Ben." she proclaimed.
I didn't say anything. I took Real Estate 101 and knew
that the first person that speaks in this type of
challenge, loses. I just stared at her. She stared back,
with a smile on her face. I continued to stare. She
continued to smile. After about thirty seconds of
silence, I knew that I had to take control of the
situation even it broke Real Estate 101 Rule Number
One.
I turned around, deliberately walked back to the stage
and to the podium. I leaned very carefully on the
podium and in my best professor voice queried "Please
call me either Professor or Professor Johnson. Why do
you conceive that you're an expert?"
She took her time answering, as she slightly changed
positions again, but this time, I wasn't rewarded with a
flash of her thighs. She affirmed in a very confident
voice with just a slight trace of an accent. "Dracula
really did exist. He was a real person that I used to
know quite well. Although his name is synonymous
with Vampires, he wasn't the first, nor the last
Vampire. He is simply known better today, because he
was very careless. Today there are over three thousand
Vampires in the world. They do exist."
"Are you one?" I asked.
Her face remained stoic as she replied "I'll answer with
an allegory that I found in your books. You don't
believe in Vampires. Therefore, I can't exist. If you see
me, then I can't be an Vampire because I exist.
Therefore, I'm not a Vampire, according to the logic
used to write your book, Professor Ben."
She had insulted me and my book enough. I was
getting pissed at her and doing my best to stay cool. I
supported my chin on my hand as I quietly responded
"I constantly have students harass me because they
don't understand or appreciate the logic that I'm trying
to teach them. I'm going to ask you one more simple
question. If you respond with anything other than Yes
or No, then I'll assume that you're simply an ignorant
student harassing me. Are you a Vampire?"
She smiled as she announced "Yes. And that's why I
know that your book is so completely wrong. I'm at the
top level of being a Vampire, which is the seventh level.
Among my peers, I'm considered a princess and the
heir to Dracula's worldly remains."
There was a loud mummer in the classroom as the
other students verbally reacted to her declaration. I
held my hands up, requesting silence.
I had her. She had fallen into my trap. I tried to hide
my smile behind my beard and hand as I continued
"Welcome to my humble classroom. I've been in the
presence of royalty before, but never thought that I'd
be this close to the Queen of Vampires. How did your
father die?"
She stood up and held a large envelope for a moment
as she stared at me. Then she threw the envelope onto
the stage as she replied "I'm not the Queen. You would
be dead already if I was her, because she has quite a
temper. I came here with an offer and almost backed
out of it because I felt sorry for you but your stupidity
gives me no choice. In that envelope is ten thousand
dollars in cash. The money is yours regardless of
whether you accept my proposal or not. Also in that
envelope are contracts drawn up by my attorney. I
suggest that you ask your attorney to explain them to
you before you sign it. The terms in my contract
specify that you'll bring four of your research students
to my castle and spend the summer to study me and
Vampires. I'll offer each of the five of you an
opportunity to become a Vampire. At the end of the
summer, I promise you that you'll be convinced that
Vampires really exist and you'll have enough facts to
take this piece of bull shit off the market and to write a
real book. I'll see you in Romaniarc, my dear Professor
Ben."
She turned and walked up the ramp to the Exit door. I
just watched her walk out, looking at her perfect ass
as I stroked my beard. I waited until the door shut
behind her before I stated anything. I remember my
comeback quite well "Now what was I saying before I
was so rudely interrupted?"
I started talking about the next session's topics that
were itemized on my syllabus. After my first couple of
remarks, the pain in the ass guy in the front row
asked "Aren't you going to look in the envelope?"
I eased my glasses down on my nose and tilted my
head to give him a proper glare as I calmly announced
"Vampires don't exist and people don't put ten
thousand dollars in envelopes and throw them on
stages as they walk out of the room."
He looked at the envelope and hesitated before he
suggested "But it could be true. You never know and
as a scientist, aren't you supposed to investigate every
possibility?"
I pulled my glasses off my face and looked at him.
Then I put them back on and make a show of looking
at my seating chart, even though I already knew his
name. I wanted to make him think that I was looking it
up and would remember it, because of him being such
an asshole. Then I pulled my glasses back off, walked
forward on the stage, so that I was the closest that I
could get to him, without getting off the stage and
muttered "Mr. Robertson, I applaud your inquiring
mind. However at your age, I'd have assumed that you
would have learned how to tell when someone is
pulling your leg. She isn't a Vampire. They don't exist.
She was here to upset my class and to discredit me.
And I've got proof. I wasn't intending to add credibility
to her statements by looking into the envelope before I
threw it away. I was getting ready to ask her to leave
and would have ejected her because of her profanity. I
don't tolerate curse words in my classroom."
I walked over to the envelope and returned to the stage
in front of my male heckler. I declared quietly "I feel
that I must demonstrate to you that what she was
saying, was nothing more than a lie."
I kept staring at Robertson as I opened the envelope
and turned it upside down, dumping it on the stage.
As I dumped it, I knew that something was wrong by
the expression on his face. I looked down at the pile of
paper on the stage and saw money. I bent over and
picked up one of the loose bills seeing instantly that it
was a hundred dollar bill. A real hundred dollar bill.
As I looked at the pile of money and other papers, I
knew that there was at least ten thousand dollars in
that pile.
********
"No, I don't know who she was and neither did anyone
in my class." I recited for the hundredth time.
I was in the dean's office, with the head of security. It
only took two hours for the rumors to circulate all
through the campus and for me to be called to the
Dean's office.
Garvich was examining the money while the Dean had
me explain again how I obtained the money. When I
was finished, Garvich proclaimed "I used to work for
the Treasury Department. These bills are real and
there's exactly ten thousand dollars here. This
unsigned contract lists her name simply as Margot
and explicitly states that the ten thousand belongs to
you, free and clear, with no strings attached. The rest
of the contract is your typical legalese but what I can
decipher, she is inviting you and four research
assistants to come spend the summer at her castle in
Europe. Your research assistants have to be two males
and two females; and all have to be unmarried with no
children. She'll pick up the transportation costs and
you can spend one week at her castle, with no strings
attached. During that week, she'll demonstrate to you
that Vampires exist, and she explicitly guarantees the
safety of everyone during the week. At the end of the
week, she'll offer one of the research assistants the
opportunity to become a Level One Vampire, whatever
that means, with all of the appropriate legal contracts
stating that she didn't coerce the assistant into it.
She'll make the same offer to each of the other
assistants, selecting one each week for three more
weeks, video taping the offers. Then she'll offer you,
Professor Johnson, the opportunity to become a Level
Three Vampire. Her descriptions are quite explicit as to
what she'll do and that each of you'll always have a
choice up until the time that you agree to initially
become a Vampire. After you become a Vampire, her
descriptions state that the research assistants will be
used as she sees fit, but that you must reconsider
writing your book. She explicitly states that you won't
be forced into writing it, but that you'll be requested to
write a new book based upon what you've learned
while you're her guest."
The Dean looked at me and shrugged "Then the money
is yours, regardless of your decisions. We'll make sure
that you get to the bank safely. What do you intend to
do about the contract?"
"What do you expect me to do?" I wanted to scream
but kept my voice at a constant pitch. I was getting
pissed off. I've had jokes and hoaxes pulled on me
before, but never one that cost someone ten thousand
dollars. Who would go this far and do this to me?
The Dean looked at me as he shook the ashes out of
his pipe and declared "Someone has issued a definite
challenge to you, concerning your subject knowledge.
Doing nothing could be as dangerous as going there.
"I agree. It seems that I've got to accept her offer, no
matter what. Too many people are aware of it's
challenge. I'll show the contracts to my lawyer and see
what he has to say about it." I sighed, looking quietly
at the pile of one hundred dollar bills that now
belonged to me.
Chapter 2 - The Journey
My lawyer was quite impressed with the contract and
with my story. He was even more impressed when he
discovered the clause that gave instructions on how to
apply for payment of my lawyer fees, from my contract
reviews. He kept the contract for three days to review it
and asked me to come to his office.
"I sent a telegram asking for payment per the
instructions and the money has already been
deposited to my account. I billed them for four
hundred dollars and they sent three thousand dollars.
Whoever is behind this, certainly has money." he
exclaimed.
I nodded and he continued "The contract is quite
explicit in it's promises and about what you've got to
do. You can do nothing for at least five weeks as you
observe her castle. You can also back out anytime
until you sign the papers, allowing her to turn you into
a Vampire. She included the paper and its a simple
paper saying that she has afforded you every
opportunity to decline, but you accepted the
transformation offer."
"But why is she doing this? Is she some Hollywood
actress trying to use me in a publicity stunt?"
"The law firm that she uses, is one of the oldest
European lawfirms and has a very solid reputation. I
asked for more details but received nothing. In the
contract, she is referred to only as `The Mistress' or as
`Margot'. There's no last name or any clue as to her
identity. I don't know what her goals are. What are you
going to do?"
"Her visit to my classroom made the front page of the
student paper. Everyone on campus is talking about
my mysterious visitor and I'm being flooded with
volunteers to accompany me. I really screwed up by
opening the envelope and dumping the money on the
lecture floor. The Dean told me that I had to resolve
the problem quickly before it escalated any more. I
don't know what I'm going to do."
"What do you want me to do?"
"Hire a detective to find out who she really is and what
she is trying to do to me. Use the money that she
threw at me."
"I don't believe in ripping people off. Although I
requested a small fee for reviewing the contracts, she
sent ten times the amount, with instructions to use
the money as needed to resolve legal issues. I'll double
my fee and use the rest to hire a detective."
******
I was a celebrity on campus. Although I was used to
getting one or two monthly invitations to campus
social events, I was now getting flooded with
invitations. Even the College President's wife called to
invite me to a meeting with her tea group. I was
constantly being stopped as students would volunteer
to accompany me. It was so bad that for the first time
in my life, I dreaded going to work.
It was two weeks of this type of harassment before my
lawyer called to request a meeting.
"So what has your detective learned?" I asked as I
leaned back in his easy chair.
"The woman is a genuine mystery. There has been
someone using that name for almost two centuries, in
a little town in Romaniarc. Apparently she never ages
and is the patron saint of the townspeople because
they refuse to talk about her. She and a small retinue
lives in a castle over looking the small town. Although
there are all sorts of old rumors about her and the
castle, no one is willing to discuss her. My man was
able to take a picture of a portrait that was hanging in
someone's house. The portrait was painted sometime
around the 1883."
He handed me a blown up eight by ten picture of a
portrait hanging over the mantle. My hand started
shaking when I saw that it was her portrait.
She had a different hairstyle and clothes, but it was
clearly her face and body. There was no mistaking the
sculptured classic face, the hauntingly beautiful eyes
and the voluptuous lips. If this portrait was genuine,
then she was at least one hundred and thirty years
old; and had never aged.
For several seconds, my brain refused to work.
Through a distant fog, I could hear my lawyer's voice,
but couldn't understand a word that he was saying.
The only thing that I could do, was to stare at the eyes
of the portrait. The artist had captured her dark
mesmerizing eyes exactly.
Finally I was able to pull my head up and to stare at
the lawyer who was staring at me. I heard my now
hoarse voice ask "Are you sure about when the portrait
was painted?"
The lawyer responded "Yes and no. My detective noted
in his report that the portrait seemed genuine. I asked
for another follow-up visit and the detective declined.
He terminated our agreement, refusing to return to
that town for some unknown reason. I can hire
another detective but he was one of the best in
Europe."
For over thirty seconds, I just stared at the black and
white picture clutched in my sweating hands. Then I
directed "School is out in seven weeks. I'll use that
time to select my research assistants. When I send
them here to sign the contracts, don't hide any facts
from them."
******
The Dean wasn't happy with my decision, but finally
acknowledged that it was our duty as educators to
research and investigate. He made it clear that it
wasn't the school's research project but one of my own
choosing.
When I announced to my class at the end of my daily
lecture that I was accepting the invitation, I got the
expected results. For about a minute, there was
pandemonium in the classroom as everyone talked at
once. When I finally got order restored to the class, I
simply stated "I plan to participate, in order to lay to
rest, the potential that vampires exist. The detective
that I hired to investigate the young lady, wasn't able
to confirm or deny any of her claims. He did reveal
several issues that are interesting research material
and that need to be investigated. The school refuses to
participate, but is allowing me to announce my
intentions. Anyone that desires to accompany me, will
be required to bring their lawyer to meet with my
lawyer and the school's lawyer."
There was a hush in the classroom as I looked around
the assembled students. Then a very familiar voice
piped up "What if she is really what she says that she
is?"
I didn't have to look at the seating chart because I
recognized the voice from it's daily bleating. "Mr.
Robinson, I don't believe in Vampires and will waste
my summer, proving it for the record. Do YOU have a
lawyer?"
"Why, no."
"Too bad. I was hoping that you would be one of my
volunteers. You're so opinionated about so many
topics that I thought that you would be a good
assistant."
******
I made the front of the student paper again. And the
local newspaper. And a page seven on the biggest
newspaper in the state.
I was flooded with applicants. And with all sorts of
advice and suggestions. I assigned two of my research
students to record, itemized them and document the
results. I'd use that as documentation in my next
book, which would be a follow-up to my last book. If I
was going to waste a summer, then I'd write a book
about this unique experience.
I rejected most applications quickly. Then I invited
sixty of the best applicants to a classroom meeting,
where I discussed everything that I knew. At the end of
that meeting, there were still about forty applicants. I
set up meetings to meet with those people one at a
time.
I was able to weed out most of the publicity seeking
applicants quickly. I had selected the two men and one
of the women, when I received an unscheduled
surprise.
"Come in, Mr. Robertson. Are you here to harass me
about the results of your last test?"
"No sir. I'm here to volunteer. I've been doing a lot of
thinking about it and would like to accompany you."
"I've already decided on the two male students. Why
should I replace one of them with you?"
"Because you don't like me. I know that you don't. It
comes across in the way that you try to belittle me in
the class. I can't help it if my questions upset you. I'm
here to learn and use the only method that I know, to
inquire into topics that I don't understand. I'd have
volunteered the first day, but thought that you would
reject me just because you don't like me."
I leaned back in my chair, and stroked my beard as I
thought about his comments before replying "Touch,. I
thought that I kept my personal opinions better hid.
Well, all other things being equal, you're one of my
better students in that class. Do you have a lawyer?"
His face lit up in a big grin "Yes, sir."
******
In addition to Jack Robertson, only one other selectee
was a current or former student of mine. Her name
was Diane Walker, and she was a young woman that I
wanted on my team, just for her brains. She
constantly wore matronly business suits or sweatsuits,
trying to hide her large breasts behind her suit jacket.
I could tell that she had to strap them in each morning
in a tight underwire bra for support or they would
have hung down like two large udders. She was eighty
pounds overweight, her appearance was unkempt, she
had a business-only personality and she was a
bookworm. She spent every waking moment in the
library, studying. I felt pity for her because it was very
obvious that she had no life outside of the large pile of
books that she constantly carried with her. Her
academic credentials were fantastic, considering her
age.
The other woman was selected for one reason only. Not
that I'd admit it to anyone, but I wanted the
opportunity to try to get into her pants. I may be a
middle-aged, slightly portly, balding college professor,
but that doesn't mean that I'm dead under my
trousers. Janet Markson was one of the most beautiful
women on campus; with the type of body that men
drool over and other women hint about surgical
augmentation in very catty tones. She had it all - large
firm breasts, narrow waist, wide hips, long, shapely
legs, long flowing blonde hair, beautiful eyes, classical
face and voluptuous lips. She was a very beautiful
woman and knew how to use it to her advantage. She
was a journalist student and I used that as the listed
criteria for selecting her; knowing that people would
think that I had used other criteria for selecting her.
Just looking into her pale blue eyes, was enough to
start a daydream about oral sex with her. I had to
select her when she looked up at me with those soft
blue orbs as her mouth made a slightly oval shape
before she answered one of my questions. After our
interview, I discovered that I had become so horny that
I was almost beside myself. I wanted to cum just to
relieve the incredible tension that I built up fantasizing
about the beautiful woman that had just left my office.
The other man was Brian Edwards, who was a
theological student. I selected him because I wanted
someone to think about the mysterious Margot from a
religious viewpoint.
Looking at my selected team, I was very happy with
the way things worked out. I had one person well
versed in religion, one scholar, one muscle man and
one bimbo.
I called a meeting with my chosen group, re-discussed
all known facts and risks, and gave each of them an
opportunity to back out. I gave each of them a small
portable hand-held tape recorder and a couple of
boxes of batteries so that they could tape their daily
journals. I extracted a promise from everyone that we
would keep daily verbal diaries which would be shared
when we returned. When no one declined the trip, I
sent them to see my lawyer, to sign the necessary
contracts with Margot.
Chapter 3 - Romaniarc
I was involved in a lot of projects. Before I realized it,
school was out and it was time to leave the states. My
lawyer had arranged transportation for everyone.
I also discovered that I might have a problem with one
of my choices. After locking us all in a room to discuss
the trip, I discovered that Diane had a very dominate
personality when it was time to get down to business.
That didn't affect my selection of her, but made me
wonder how I missed so badly in evaluating her
personality.
We took a flight to Poland and a train to Romaniarc. In
Romaniarc, a bus carried us to Daniskorf, which is a
little town about sixty miles from our destination.
From that point on, there were no modern facilities.
Our transportation was a horse drawn cart, which was
laden with our luggage and Diane's books. She
brought three boxes of books that she planned to read
during the summer.
Our horse-pulled wagon trip took all day to climb the
narrow mountain roads. While at first, it seemed
romantic to arrive this way, by lunchtime I was so
frustrated from smelling fresh horse shit, that I wanted
to turn around to go back home.
Our driver wouldn't talk much and kept rushing us.
He wanted to be home before dark and we wanted to
get off of this damn smelly, cramped wagon.
Finally we topped a ridgeline and the driver grunted
"Paglia." pointing to a town down in the valley. I looked
at the surrounding mountains, searching for the castle
that supposedly overlooks the town, not seeing
anything.
"Where is the castle?" I asked.
The driver mumbled "You won't see it until we get into
town."
As we continued down the winding dirt road, I used
my binoculars to search the mountain sides, trying to
find any signs of a castle. There was none, so I
resigned myself to having to wait.
As we entered the little village, it appeared as if we had
gone back in time. This was a seventeen century
village, not only in the architecture, but in the way
people dressed. Men wore heavy, old fashioned wool
suits and coarse shirts. The women wore long, wide
skirts and tied their hair up in buns. As we entered
the village, people would stop and stare at us almost
as much as we were staring at them, keeping their
faces as emotionless as possible.
Then Diane cried "Look up there."
I turned to look where she was pointing and saw
Castle Atle for the first time. It was a large castle and it
was right in the center of the area where I had been
examining with the binoculars. It was so big and so
prominently placed on the bluff that I should have
been able to see it without the binoculars. So why
wasn't I able to see it?
The driver stopped in front of a tavern and shrugged as
he dismounted from the cart "This is as far as I go
tonight. You stay here tonight and then I take you up
in the morning. If you're smart, you'll be ready to go
home tomorrow."
"Look, my good man. We paid good money to travel to
Castle Atle and would like to get there tonight. Take us
on up the mountain. We still have enough daylight to
get up there."
He looked up at the Castle and softly replied "But I
don't have enough daylight to get off of that mountain.
My life is worth more to me than anything that you
could pay me."
He refused to budge from his decision. Finally, we
climbed down from the cart and entered the Inn. The
bottom level was a tavern and several of the
townspeople were sitting at the tables, with large mugs
of the local beer in front of them. The Innkeeper
introduced himself to us and declared that he had
reserved five rooms for our party.
After checking in, we went upstairs to our individual
rooms to freshen up before dinner. I came downstairs
and saw Robertson sitting with Janet at one of the
long picnic type tables. As I sat down, he poured me a
beer from the big pitcher sitting on the table. Then he
muttered "They really know how to put on a show.
About ten minutes ago, someone went outside and
closed all of the shutters. Then they came in here and
barred the windows."
Janet grinned as she jumped in "My windows are all
permanently barred from the inside. OHSA would have
a field day here, discussing fire safety regulations."
"It appears that the whole town is participating in
Margot's scheme. They've got to be doing it because of
their poverty level. She clearly has money and can
afford to buy their involvement." I responded, taking a
sip of the heavy brew.
Brian sat down, putting a pack of cigarettes on the
table. Janet helped herself to one of his cigarettes as
he proclaimed "I don't know what's going on here, but
clearly everyone is scared of the castle and it's
occupants. I could write my doctorate thesis just on
the controlled mass hysteria that I've observed so far."
She exhaled a cloud of smoke in the air as she noted "I
agree. The townspeople are scared of something but
they accept the terror as a every-day fact of life. They
know that they've nothing to fear from us, but they are
watching us because they know that we are going up
there tomorrow. I love it. This is what I was hoping
that we would find."
I stared at her, quickly observing how her full breasts
strained her blouse as she breathed. Before I could
add any more comments, Diane joined us, requiring
almost two places at the table, because of her width. "I
spent a couple of minutes researching the words
carved into the bottom of the tavern's outside sign. It
loosely translates to `the godless sanctuary of god's
punished people'. Did anyone examine that portrait in
the next room?"
I looked at Diane as she pointed toward the open
doorway. I carried my beer mug as I walked toward the
room. Inside the room, my attention was immediately
pulled to the large portrait hanging over the mantle. It
was a picture of the woman that issued the challenge,
but she was dressed in antique clothes similar to the
rest of the natives.
As I stared at the picture, the Innkeeper groaned softly
"I've been alive for fifty-seven years. Every year of my
life, I've seen her at least once. She hasn't changed or
aged in my lifetime. My father and my grandfather told
me the same thing; as did their parents tell them. She
doesn't harm us or anyone in the village, although
some of our neighboring villages have reported some
very strange happenings. We are afraid of her and her
friends but tolerate them, because we have no other
place to live. I go to her castle only when I'm
commanded."
"So you're familiar with the castle. Good, I was trying
to research it's name. I can't find any references to
Castle Atle anywhere. Do you know where it got it's
name?"
"Many years ago, there was a sign outside the castle,
with carved letters hanging from the sign. After one
bad storm, only four letters remained on the lower part
of the sign. Those four letters were Atle and our
ancestors started calling the castle by that name."
"Interesting. Do you know what the sign originally
said?"
"Yes. The faded letters can still be seen. It used to read
Castle Afterlife."
Then he stepped in front of me so that he was only
inches from my face. I could smell his strong garlic
breath from his yellow teeth as he quietly but firmly
stated "I don't care why you're here. But it can't be
worth your lives. For your soul's protection, turn
around tomorrow morning and go back where you
came from. You've been warned."
He turned and walked away, leaving me alone in the
room with her picture. I turned around to see my
assistants standing in the doorway, clearly observing
my discussion with the Innkeeper.
Chapter 4 - Castle Atle
It was a non-eventful night. I half expected someone to
tap on my window as they flew outside my balcony.
But I really wanted a naked Janet to slam open my
door and proclaim "Take me. Fuck my brains out. Fill
me with your cum." Just the thought of her doing that,
was enough to invoke a large erection, which had to be
resolved by my lubricated hand. Using my over-active
imagination, I developed a state of hypersexual arousal
that no amount of masturbation could relieve. Just
because I'm an extremely well educated professor,
doesn't mean that I'm not subject to the demands of
my body and my sexual imagination.
We had the tavern to ourselves the next morning as we
ate a breakfast of warm, sticky gruel prepared by the
Innkeeper's very large and smelly wife. I watched her
as she reached into the coal bucket, selected a couple
of lumps of coal with her bare hands and threw the
coals into the roaring fire. Then without washing her
hands, she started needling the dough that she would
bake into the day's bread. Clearly sanitation was
another skill that these natives needed to be
instructed in.
The wagon driver stuck his head in the door, making
sure that we were ready to leave. After we finished
breakfast and paid our bill, we put our luggage back
into the wagon and climbed back on. The gaiety that
we had experienced at breakfast, was gone as we
stared at our destination.
For the next hour, the horse gradually pulled the
wagon up a winding, narrow road, that frequently was
almost too narrow for the wagon. I discovered that I
was more comfortable in getting off and walking
behind the wagon, especially when I saw how close the
wagon wheels were coming to the cliff's edge.
When we reached the top of the mountain, the road led
down through a little wooded flat area that almost
blocked sight of the castle. As we approached the
castle, I saw the sign. The remaining letters only
spelled "Castle Atle" but adding in the missing faded
letters, the sign read "Castle Afterlife". A shiver ran
down my spine.
Just before he entered the courtyard, the driver made
the sign of the cross. He drove the horse through an
archway into a large stone paved courtyard. He quickly
unloaded our luggage and started turning the wagon
around.
I looked around the courtyard at the ivory and moss
covered stone walls, feeling a tremendous sense of
dread that I had never experienced before. Looking at
my companions, I could sense that they were also
feeling something, but I credited their fear to the mass
hysteria that the natives had been exposing us to.
Diane looked at me and muttered "I don't see any
welcome mat. Where is our hostess?"
Brian pointed at a doorway and suggested "That
appears to be the only entry into the castle."
I opened my suitcase and removed the five flashlights
that I had brought with me, passing them out as I
instructed "We don't know what is going to happen
inside. Based upon the townspeople's reactions last
night, we should be prepared to expect a very good
demonstration of terror. Everyone stay together while
we walk into this potential trap."
They followed me as I marched to the doorway. The
doorway was recessed, with a ten foot high ancient
wooden door. I pushed the door open, half expecting a
loud squeak, but there was no sound as it easily
opened, revealing a large room. There was a fire in the
fireplace and somewhere in the castle, someone was
playing the piano.
Brian whispered "Beethoven."
Janet responded "No, I think that I recognize it. Its one
of Mozart's sonatas."
Behind us a voice proclaimed "You're both wrong. Its
an original composition that I wrote almost three
hundred years ago. Both of those composers were
students of mine, which we can talk about later.
Welcome to my humble home, Professor Ben."
We turned quickly, surprised that someone had been
able to sneak up on us. Margot was standing behind
us. She was wearing a white low-cut slipdress that
flowed down to the ground, hiding her legs and lower
body, while exposing just a glimpse of her pale
cleavage. She smiled as she welcomed us. "Please call
me Margot and forget about my title. Did you have a
good trip?"
I nodded and announced "Let me introduce everyone."
Margot held up her slender wrist as she apologized
"Introductions aren't needed. For the last month,
they've been studying me. I've been just as aware of
them and why they really wanted to come here. The
tall football player is Jack Robertson, who was in your
classroom at our last meeting. Jack is here because
you publicly challenged him, just as I challenged you.
He had to come or face ridicule from his peers who
started harassing him as soon as you issued the
invitation. You asked Jack to be part of your team
because he is the strong, muscular type; not because
of his brains. You expect to use Jack's rugged good
looks and jock body to seduce me, to find out more
about me. Thank you, Professor. I'll take your gift to
bed. Sometime between now and the next full moon,
I'll let Jack join me in bed."
She slightly turned so that she was facing Brian.
"Standing beside Jack is someone that considers
himself to be the future replacement for the American
evangelist, Billy Graham. Mr. Brian Edwards came
here to meet his version of the anti-Christ and to save
your souls. Too bad that you'll lose that battle. During
your time here, I hope to educate you so that you
become one of my most devout associates. It may
interest you to know that the Pietism Reform failed
because of my direct opposition. I turned some of the
key leaders into Vampires that eventually reduced the
impact of the Reform."
Brian looked at me as he explained "The Pietism
Reform was a reform movement in the German
Lutheran Church during the 17th and 18th centuries,
which strove to renew the devotional ideal in the
Protestant religion."
Margot smiled "Correct. Its so delightful to be able to
open myself up and not have to hide my true
disposition. So glad to meet you gentlemen. You'll
more than suffice for my purposes and I welcome you
to my home."
She turned to face Diane as she continued "You were a
surprise. I didn't expect you to participate. To dedicate
a whole summer to something isn't normal for you.
You like to have multiple research projects going on at
the same time. You're recognized as a budding genius,
have a reputation as a promising scholar, and could
have wound up doing summer research at any think
tank in the world. In more ways than one, you're a
very complex person. You ignore your birth sex and do
everything to camouflage your feminine gender by
deliberately being overweight and your choice of
appearance; yet you seek sexual relief with attractive
females. You like to have the best of all possible
worlds. You enjoy sitting naked with your girlfriend,
sipping cocktails following a long drawn out session of
mutual deep tongue kissing, nipple sucking and
frenching each others cunts to a number of orgasms.
You didn't volunteer until you found that the very
attractive Janet had been selected. Is that why you
really volunteered?"
An obviously angry Diane returned Margot's smile as
she replied "I volunteered because you're so full of shit.
I wanted the opportunity to be on the team that shut
you down, once and for all time."
Margot nodded her head, replying "Thank you for your
honesty. I promise to indoctrinate you in an
appropriate manner, so that you're no longer a bull
dyke. When you leave here, you'll truly be a different
person. That's, if I let you leave here."
Margot turned to face me "And Professor Ben, its so
good of you to take time out of your busy schedule to
visit with me. I approve of your research assistants
choices and I promise to make this summer as
interesting as possible. At the end of our summer
together, I've got ten copies of your book that we'll
burn simultaneously, as you prepare to return to your
campus to write your new book. I know that you'll look
forward to correcting the facts in this new book that
were so wrong in your current book."
She stepped forward until she was standing in front of
Janet. They stared into each other's eyes, sizing each
other up as Margot continued "Janet came here
because she wants to become a TV anchorwoman on
her own networked news program. She is looking at
this as the story of a lifetime. The type of story that
opens doors for her. Janet isn't what she appears to
be. Thanks to a rich and indulgent parent, Janet has
had almost every part of her body modified or
enhanced since junior high school. The skilled
surgeons built her a body that can make most men
dream about her as they masturbate themselves to
sleep. She would prefer to use her brain to accomplish
her goals, but isn't above using her body. Are you
aware, that every one in your party has set personal
goals of obtaining you as a sexual partner this
summer?"
"That bull shit doesn't bother me. I do what I want and
with whom I want. Your scare tactics don't frighten
me."
"Now, ladies. I think that we are getting off on the
wrong foot. After all, we have to live with each other all
summer. Margot, I request that you use a little more
civility. I don't see any reason to provoke arguments at
this time." I declared, trying to restore a little order,
and feeling embarrassed about my masturbation
fantasy involving Janet the night before.
Margot looked at me, with a smirk on her face as she
whispered "You're quite right about how you've got to
attempt to live. But I'm forgetting my manners. Come
into my home and let me show you my ancestral
palace. I'm quite proud of it."
She walked into the doorway, leaving us to stare at her
back as we looked at each other. Before I could a step,
Diane followed her.
We walked into the large reception hall, hearing our
footsteps echo from the cathedral ceiling. The hall was
at least one hundred and fifty feet long and seventy
feet wide. The ceiling was almost ninety feet above the
floor and there was a balcony around the edge of the
room. Margot walked straight to the fireplace before
turning to face us again.
She sighed, revealing just a trace of sadness on her
face for the first time. "My home is seven hundred
years old. It was built by my father for his son and
daughter; and their grand-children. When it was half
completed, my father hanged a gypsy for stealing a pig.
The rest of the gypsies put a curse on my father. As he
laid dying in his bed, he passed his curse to me, his
only relative."
Brian exclaimed "Whoa. You claim that you're over
seven hundred years old?"
"Correct, and I've got documentation to prove my age,
some of it confirmed by various religious and
government heads over the years. I'll show you the
documentation tomorrow. This is the main reception
hall. My castle has seventy nine rooms, with the
smallest room being forty by forty feet. It has five
different levels, with two basements and three above
ground floors. I've got adjoining rooms on the second
floor that'll be your bedrooms. My room is just down
the hall."
Diane interjected "You don't sleep in the basement in a
coffin?"
"Only when we have a movie being filmed here. I
sometimes rent the castle to film crews. I'm truly
surprised that you haven't asked me how I manage to
roam during the daytime yet."
Before Diana could respond, I suggested "Could we see
the rest of the Castle and save the insults for later?"
We followed her through the upper Castle as she
pointed out the kitchen, the dining room, the carriage
house, the restrooms, the gym, the chapel, the
nursery, the Conservatory Studio, and the Library.
When Margot opened the door to the library, both
Brian and Diane rushed in, almost getting in each
other's way as they looked at the book titles.
Brian didn't want to leave the library and left only after
Margot promised that he could return after she
showed everyone where the bedrooms were. We went
up to the second level to find a long corridor wide
enough to set up six bowling alleys. Margot opened five
doors, allowing us to select the room that we preferred.
When we were finished with the quick tour, she
suggested "Why don't you bring up your luggage and
relax until dinner. If you get hungry before then,
please fix something in the kitchen. You can explore
the Castle and grounds, but I recommend that you're
within the Castle walls before the sun goes down. Its
very easy to get lost and fall off the cliff in the dark."
After I unpacked, I wandered down to the kitchen to fix
myself a sandwich. I found Brian, Janet and Jack
whispering about something. As I sat down at the
table, Janet whispered "I went looking for the piano
and to meet whomever was playing it. I found neither."
"I searched for the entrance to the lower levels. I found
what I think is the doorway, but its locked from the
other size." declared Jack, as he handed me a fresh
loaf of bread.
"I didn't bother to unpack. I can do that later. I went
back to that library. There are books in there that have
only been rumored about in scholarly circles. If those
books are real, this is the world's best collection of
antique books outside of the Vatican's library. There
are ancient books about Satan, devil worship and
almost every other facet of evil. I experienced two
emotions while looking at the books. I wanted to burn
them so that the evil would be destroyed forever, yet at
the same time, I was drawn to read them; to seek the
knowledge that has been hidden all these years."
exclaimed Brian as I joined them at the table.
"Anyone known where Diane is?" I asked, looking
around to see each of them shake their head.
"Vampires can't exist." I continued "But its easy to
create illusions. Whoever this woman really is, she has
assembled the right props and the right conditions to
create mass delirium among us. Remember that we
are here on a scientific expedition to prove that this is
a hoax. I expect each of us to take a deep breath, step
back, look at the facts, and then document the facts.
We'll make no assumptions while we are in an
environment where our thought process can be
manipulated by the environment. According to her
contracts, I'm the last person that will have anything
occur to me. Therefore, the four of you're more at risk
than I'm. No one goes anywhere, unless they've got
someone else with them. Understand? Now, let's go
find Diane."
Chapter 5 - A Vampire is.....???
Diane wasn't in her room. For the next twenty
minutes, we wandered through the Castle, not seeing
any sign of Diane or our hostess. It appeared that we
were the only ones in the Castle.
Jack showed us the entrance to the basements, but he
was right. The door was bolted on the other side and
we couldn't force it. After we searched all of the upper
rooms, we went outside, where we found a path
leading to a small cemetery back in the woods. Diane
was in the cemetery writing notes in her little
notebook.
"Diane, we can't separate. What are you doing out
here?" I yelled, feeling anger at myself for thinking that
something could have happened to her already.
"Sorry, Professor. I wanted to explore the outside of the
Castle while it was still daylight and found this old
graveyard. I've been documenting the names and lives
of the Castle's occupants. Look at this tombstone that
I just found."
I looked at the weathered, crumbling tombstone. I
could barely make out a couple of letters and some
dates. It was so weathered that I couldn't read it. I
shrugged "What does it say?"
She smiled as she eagerly responded "The letters are
difficult to decipher and its in an old almost forgotten
Romaniarc dialect. I had to look it up to translate the
carving, but it claims that Vlad Dracul, the King of
Walachia, is buried here. He was the father of Vlad the
Impaler, who was born in 1431 and died in 1476.
Junior was the Prince of Walachia from 1456 until his
death in 1476. Junior also was the person that the
Dracula legends are based on. He was a real Prince
that fought bitterly against the Turks, and used his
sadistic cruelty on his subjects and Turkish prisoners
alike, before he was beheaded by the Turks. The old
man was known as Vlad the Devil, which resulted in
the son's name Dracula, or son of the Devil."
As I stared at the tombstone, I heard Jack mummer
"SHIT!!"
I traced my fingers over the tombstone, as if it would
reveal anything, then asked "Any way to verify the age
of this tombstone, without carrying it to a lab?"
Behind us, Margot answered my question "Yes, you
can ask me. I was here and participated in my father's
funeral. She translated the ancient, almost forgotten
dialect correctly. You're standing beside the grave of
Vlad Dracul."
I turned immediately, wondering why we hadn't heard
her approaching over the dried leaves that crackled as
we tromped on them. "Tombstones have been faked for
centuries. And if it does turn out to be the authentic
tombstone, it doesn't prove that Vampires exist."
She smiled a half smile as she languidly walked
around our little group, being careful to not step on
any marked grave until she was standing beside the
tombstone in question. Then she proclaimed "Theories
are based upon a collection of facts. If all the facts are
correct, then its possible to form a theory, which can
then be proved or disproved. Its easy to prove that this
is an authentic grave of a royal male that died in the
middle fourteenth century. In my library are ancient
books that document that this person was Vlad
Dracul. Because you and your friends have such a
narrow understanding of life, you can't comprehend
that its possible for his child to be still alive. Before I
convince you that vampires exist by turning you into a
vampire, I want to convince you through logic, that
vampires exist."
Janet blurted "What is your definition of a vampire?"
Margot nodded as she responded "Good question. Let
me start by explaining where the current legend
began. Somewhere around 1840, a young man visited
my castle. I felt sorry for him and allowed him to study
in my library and then to depart unharmed. Years
later around 1897, I received a book through the mail
about Dracula, written by Bram Stoker. It chronicled
the ascent and destruction of Count Dracula, a
vampire who feeds on human blood. Stoker's story was
set in London and Transylvania about a young
Englishman who gradually unravels the secret of
Dracula's attacks on young women, who are
transformed into vampires. The hero is assisted by a
Dutch scientist named Van Helsing who ultimately
kills the vampire. I was so intrigued with the book that
I visited the author to find out the source of his facts. I
was very surprised to read a real diary from my young
friend a half century before. I also discovered around
that same time that a person known only as Jack the
Ripper was a lower level vampire and was using the
knife to hide his desire for blood. I tracked him down
and killed him when he tried to fight me, instead of
working with me."
Janet laughed as she interjected "Did you convince
Bram that you were the real McCoy?"
"I made a mistake with him. And with several other
authors that continued his tale. I let them continue
with their mis-leading tales, allowing the legend to
continue down it's incorrect path. That's why I finally
decided to have one book written, that was correct and
set the facts straight. Other authors will continue to
confuse history, but I want one book with the correct
facts."
I crossed my arms, stroking my beard as I reiterated
Janet's question "What is a vampire?"
"There are seven levels of vampires. I'm the highest
level. If your research assistants voluntary submit, I'll
turn them into the lowest level vampire. At that level,
they'll feel more alive and vibrant than ever before.
They'll feel stronger and more aggressive. They'll be
able to feel and enjoy the slightest touch that couldn't
be felt before. They won't age externally as rapidly,
although they'll only live a normal lifetime. They may
be seventy years old when they die, but they'll look the
same age as they do now, give or take ten years. They'll
be able to sense some of each other's thoughts,
especially when the near-by body is in an agitated
state, such as during sex or a fight. Because of their
ability to mentally communicate, they'll begin to shun
normal people that don't have this ability and will
become more clannish. Their eyes will become more
sensitive to bright sunlight, so they'll prefer to stay out
of the sun, seeing refuge in the nighttime. Cooked food
won't taste good anymore, so they'll begin to eat their
meat raw. Because their new body burns more energy,
they'll eat a lot of fresh red meat. The taste of fresh
blood will become their nectar, so they'll enjoy the
glass of blood as they enjoy wine now. At first, their
new more aggressive style and love of blood can get
them into trouble, but as they learn to handle their
unique body needs, they can blend into society. They'll
return to their homes, looking and acting the same;
only letting their passions loose in the privacy of their
own home. They'll be able to contain their desire for
fresh blood by partaking of animal blood from vampire
owned slaughterhouses; only occasionally letting their
passion drive them to feed on a still alive human.
While they've got a strong desire for blood, they don't
need it to live. Today there are almost twenty-eight
hundred Level One vampires in the world."
"What are the differences in the other levels?" Brian
asked.
"Immortality, strength, and the ability to ignore most
rules of physics. I can be in two places at almost the
same time. That was me playing the piano when you
arrived earlier. I only had to wish myself to be in the
courtyard and I was there. Did anyone hear me
approach your group over those dried, noisy leaves?"
I responded "No, but our attention was diverted. We
weren't observing anything except the tombstone when
you arrived. Is it proper to assume that you're claiming
to be the daughter of Vlad Dracul, the sister of Vlad
the Impaler?"
"No, Unfortunately I wasn't born Margot Dracul, who
was the younger daughter of King Dracul and the
sister of Prince Vlad." she quietly replied as her fingers
softly traced the edges of the crumbling tombstone.
"So who you do you claim to be?"
She raised her head, staring into my eyes as she softly
stated "I was born Prince Vlad, heir apparent to the
kingdom of Walachia, brother of Princess Margot.
Remember that I told you that my father passed a
curse to me on his deathbed? The gypsies had cursed
my father and sister by turning them both into level
three vampires. I was studying for the priesthood and
was away from home. I discovered that something had
occurred. I rushed home, to find my father and sister
having sex together in a bedroom lined with drained
corpses. In his bedroom, they used their much
superior strength to also drain my body of blood as
they hungrily feasted on me. As I lay dying, they
realized what they had done to me. The only way that
they could save me, was to convert me into a higher
level four vampire using their new powers and black
magic. My sister sacrificed her body so that I could
live. She used her new powers to change bodies with
me, becoming the Prince as I became her and also a
vampire. Now the three of us could feast on each
other, becoming stronger as each other's blood and
stronger stamina flowed into us. While I could control
my new thirst for blood, my father and new brother
couldn't. Rather, they could control their desires, but
didn't want to control themselves. They constantly
gorged themselves, not caring if their host died or not.
It was my brother that the Turks finally beheaded, but
my father had already died from where my brother
drained him one time too many times."
It may have been my imagination, but I felt a cold wind
blowing down my back as I listened to her. When she
finished, the woods were quiet. For the first time, I
noticed that there were no bird sounds or animal
sounds in the woods. Just the sound of the wind
whistling around the branches.
Diane stood up, so that she was facing Margot, not
caring that she was standing in the middle of the
grave, as she declared "Nice fucking story. You might
be able to sell it to some Hollywood movie maker. So
you plan to turn us into vampires and use your
powers to do some body swapping at the same time?
Just don't try to turn me into an oversexed blonde
bimbo. I'd have to kill you if you tried that. Now excuse
me, while I go back to the Castle to get something to
eat. I missed lunch."
She turned and walked away, leaving the rest of us
standing in a semi-circle around Margot. I asked "How
were you able to avoid the destruction of your family?"
"My father was a warrior but he wanted his son to
have the knowledge that was denied him. He hired
scholars to educate me. My sister was denied those
benefits because her purpose in life was to bear
children. Although I wanted to follow them in their
mindless killing sprees, I knew that it was wrong and
tried unsuccessfully to talk them out of it. Now that
Margot was in my body, she refused to listen to me,
enjoying her much superior physical strength and my
former leadership position among the warriors. She
started a regime of debauchery, leading my men into
battle after battle, to satisfy her thirst for blood. I
couldn't stop her in a physical fight and she would
drain me of blood, leaving me weaken before turning
me over to her warriors to satisfy their desire for rape
and carnage. I guess, to answer your question, I
wanted to participate in their killing sprees, but had
enough of an education to know that it was wrong.
When the Turk