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Chat Night Guest: Amy Brett On Monday September 27, 1999 6PM PST Edited by Anne-Mal You can e-mail Amy at: [email protected] (Morthien) Who is the guest tonight? (*Anne-Mal) Hi Morthien! Amy Brett. Julie get a copy of her chat log Bash? (Morthien) Lo Anne-Mal. Don't know her. I'd like to have a night but no one would show. (Bashful) Sure they would, when do you want to do one? (*Anne-Mal) I always show! (Except when I fall asleep!) (Morthien) It would just be people flaming me. (Bashful) Yes we have gotten the log, tomorrow night we'll edit it and get it back to you, not much to do, typo's mostly. Morthien, Amy Brett writes mostly CD stories. (*Anne-Mal) Typos! You have to remember that you have to keep the flavor of the people speaking! (Morthien) Ah explains why I don't know her. (Bashful) Are you serious Anne? (*Anne-Mal) Yes. Also don't forget that some British spelling is different! (Bashful) I know that, Chrissy and I are writing a story and it's dueling spell checkers! + amy_brett has arrived. (amy_brett) Hi all! (*Anne-Mal) Hi Honored Guest! (amy_brett) Thanks! I really do feel honored! (*Anne-Mal) Just remember that it is performance art! Just be natural! (Morthien) Well so as not to be a bother I'll be going.... (Bashful) See you later Morth! (Bashful) He can be very depressing. (*Anne-Mal) We can all be depressing when we want to be! (amy_brett) Gosh hope this isn't a sign! (*Anne-Mal) Nah, for some reason everyone comes at the last minute! (Bashful) Things are getting weird in the chat rooms Anne! (*Anne-Mal) Why is that Bash? (Bashful) When I signed into the Fictionmaniacs room, I had some ask who I was and then try to Dom me! (amy_brett) And you didn't like it? (Bashful) I don't Role-play! (*Anne-Mal) Well after your performance with Axis Anne, what did you expect! (Bashful) Oh give me a break! *Phpzzzzzzzzzt* Editor's Note- You had to be at the Chalker Crash to understand this! (Morthien) Well later all, I'm gonna be going. If anyone sees Raven let him know I'm still around. That is if anyone bothers to read my posts. (*Anne-Mal) Why so negative? People are just shy! (Bashful) Okay Morthien, If he drops by I'll tell him. He hasn't been around lately. (*Anne-Mal) We will start in about 10 minutes! So get yourself set Amy! (amy_brett) *Set* (Morthien) Well later all, don't wanna be a bother. (*Anne-Mal) Gee, maybe people *DO* like violence more than sex! (amy_brett) I honestly pray that's not true! (Bashful) Not me, except with Axis Anne! Anything would be better than sex with her! (*Anne-Mal) Oh, you you *DID* have sex with her? (Bashful) No, I did not say that! Julie was there, remember? (*Anne-Mal) How else could you know? (Bashful) Gut reaction. (*Anne-Mal) Julie left and then you were behind closed doors! I heard strange sounds! (Bashful) Okay Anne, who's the guy you want most in the world, except Bashy! (*Anne-Mal) Hey, this is not my chat! You had your chance then! (Bashful) You wouldn't answer then either, this one hasn't started yet and you're asking me questions! (*Anne-Mal) Nope, I never dodged any questions! (Bashful) Dodge no, ignore yes! In fact Anne refused to answer some that she didn't have to answer and I won't hold that against her, since they were personal. (*Anne-Mal) I may have lost my credibility after the Chalker fiasco, Amy. Sorry! (Bashful) Anne? What credibility? (amy_brett) When is the Chalker chat going to be posted? (Jeff) Anne I still love ya! (amy_brett) I missed it and would like to see it. (*Anne-Mal) There was no Chalker chat, he was a no show. Editor's Note-But he is returning 12/5/99! (amy_brett) Oh that's bad! No respect! (*Anne-Mal) No he was sick, so I can understand! (amy_brett) I would do it sick. I don't have much, but I respect my few readers! (Lynda) Jack has always been very accessible to his fans. (*Anne-Mal) Depends on how sick you are!! I always try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt! (Lynda) I'm sure he wouldn't miss an engagement without a good reason. (Bashful) I got the flu so bad once it became pneumonia and I spent 5 days in the hospital. (*Anne-Mal) Wow that is strange, all the other rooms are empty! (amy_brett) Monday Night Football's on! (*Anne-Mal) HA! That is a good one! All these *females* have to watch Monday Night Football! + Mindy has arrived. (*Anne-Mal) Hi Mom! (Mindy) Hello Anne-Mal! Hut 36C! Hut 38D! (amy_brett) Don't you like watching those guys play with each other's bottoms? (Mindy) Hike your skirt up! (amy_brett) Guess that's not it then! *Hee hee* (*Anne-Mal) Who knows! You may be right Amy! (Bashful) Hi Mindy! (Mindy) Hiya Bash! (*Anne-Mal) Well let's start! (amy_brett) Still set! (*Anne-Mal) Tonight's guest is Amy Brett! Author and Nifty Archivist! Who has the weird notion that Love conquers Violence! (amy_brett) Should! Doesn't, but should! (*Anne-Mal) Do you have an opening statement? (amy_brett) Sure! Almost all of my stories I wrote for my own entertainment. I tried a few years ago to post to the Nifty Archive and succeeded! A very scary coming out sort of thing! Fictionmania is, I believe, a very very good extension of that! In that it has allowed more people to have access to this genre. I love the notes I get from people who read my things here and hope they enjoy without worrying about enjoying! That's all the preaching, on with the questions! (*Anne-Mal) (If you want to ask Amy a question, whisper to me now!) (You don't have to tell me what it is!) (Just feel the Love in the room!) (Bashful) Why do you think so many people who enjoy CD/TV stories have an aversion to Magical stories? (amy_brett) Do you really think that's true? (Bashful) I see a lot of people in the chat rooms that say so. (amy_brett) I notice that one of the biggest areas of TG fiction here is the magic area. There are lots and lots of it, but I have no idea how well read it is. (Bashful) True, but the most popular stories are CD/TV. 18 out of the top 20 anyway. (amy_brett) I believe that CD/TV makes the idea of "the change" sort of understandable, but in a way its sort of an easy out. I've been criticized in notes that they don't know how my character got from guy to girl. Sometimes, I think, just being in that new environment is the story, not the how to. And after you've done it once or twice it's sort of boring. (*Anne-Mal) Could you explain what you do at the Nifty site? (amy_brett) Nostrumo, as he told you the other day, established the archive section. I got there with some stories and was frustrated that it took a long time for them to show up. So I volunteered to the archivist a couple years ago to pick up the slack. (*Anne-Mal) Sounds like the volunteers here that Mindy uses! (amy_brett) Talking to Nostrumo I found he had some personal problems. So, since then, for about 2 years, I've been reading and categorizing most of the stuff. Nostrumo was totally gone for about 9 months, but still goes to the chats for stories occasionally. (*Anne-Mal) Yes, his original fiction list went down too! So how does someone contribute to the Nifty site? (amy_brett) There's a contact e-mail on the site. Send a story to that and the archivist sends it on to me or Nostrumo. We read it and categorize it if it isn't too disgusting (*Anne-Mal) Do you except everyone? (amy_brett) Not everyone, there's some really nasty stuff posted and I, at least, recommend that we ask for changes or refuse them. (Lynda) Do you think that the growth of Fictionmania has affected the contents of Nifty? (amy_brett) No, actually I see about half of what I see on Fictionmania coming to Nifty. Some of the best though, is going to Fictionmania now. It may be the better categorizing and ratings that Nifty doesn't have, but if there is less on Nifty, I couldn't say for sure. (Mindy) What percentage of people find Nifty and do not know about Fictionmania? For I see people on Fictionmania that do not know about Nifty! (amy_brett) I really have no idea Mindy, Nifty doesn't show statistics. And all we can do is post, not gather readers! (Mindy) I would guess from 10 to 15 percent, maybe as high as 20 percent! Any comments? (amy_brett) I know that a lot more people read TG fiction than the Nightly News would report! *Hee hee* (*Anne-Mal) Isn't Nifty more a gathering for Gay and Lesbian stories? (amy_brett) Much, much more for Gay! There is probably 10 or 20 stories for each TG story. The one thing I'd like to see in the Nifty archive is a little editing, but the archivist doesn't want to take the time or effort to do that and with his volume I don't blame him! He does the Gay part himself. There are others for the Lesbian, Beast, and Bi sections. (*Anne-Mal) Editing can also cause a lot of problems with authors! Believe me I know! (amy_brett) I've been editing my whole life and realize that! However, it would be nice if the words were spelled right. (*Anne-Mal) Oh, so you are in charge of the TG section? (amy_brett) With Nostrumo's occasional input, yes. (*Anne-Mal) Then, Thank You very much! (amy_brett) We don't do much to the stories, but categorize. (Bashful) What makes "Good TG Fiction"? (amy_brett) Good TG fiction like everything is in the eye of the beholder. Everybody likes something different, but I think it has to be involving and something you can identify with. That's probably why I have so much trouble with the hard core authoritarian stuff. I can't identify and I hope to hell most folks can't either. (*Anne-Mal) The violence? (amy_brett) There shouldn't be a crossover between violence or real hurt and sex or love. They're the opposite poles! Aren't they? (*Anne-Mal) I would have to agree. (amy_brett) Stepping on somebody's testicles isn't my idea of sex or love! (*Anne-Mal) But does making these urges for people fictional, let them get out some steam? (amy_brett) Maybe that's true and if its a replacement for the real thing, then I'd have to support it, but I don't know that they have to be published or posted. Let them do it for their own amusement and let it go at that This is a lot like my own stories. People who have criticized my stories, have said having incest or young people involved is bad. Certainly I agree that those things are not to be encouraged and in reality is very bad in most cases. However, my stories have me, the author, as the young person and my characters like it. Maybe, like the violent sex, it's my way of saying it instead of doing it, though I've never had an urge to touch a young person! - *Anne-Mal just left. (Mindy) Oops we lost Anne-Mal, does somebody know who is next? (amy_brett) Anybody can ask what the heck! She's been having computer problems. (Mindy) Yes of late. (amy_brett) I'm sure she'll be back when she reboots! (Lainie) Do you get a lot of questions about the age of your characters? (amy_brett) No, just a couple of comments in the Fictionmania reviews. When you only get a few, each matters a lot. (Mindy) If you could pull back a story and rewrite it, would you? (amy_brett) I have one story that was posted at one time and I got it pulled back myself. Mostly because I used too many characters who could possibly be identified in real life and I didn't want to do that. Other than that, no not really. (Mindy) Have you ever read a story and said, "Wow! I wish I had written that"? Can you say why you felt that way? (amy_brett) Oh yeah! Lots of them, I've even tried a few times to write something similar and I just couldn't get the same feeling into it that the original author did. For instance, sometimes I sort of ramble around the start of a story, while several of the best just say their character is there and this is what happens now! I've had a hard time trying to emulate that. The "Tuck" stories are one of those! I loved them, but I can't write like that for some reason. They frustrate me too though, because "Tuck" rarely has any sex. (Mindy) So you are suggesting a new author can learn by studying a good story and trying to copy the style, not the story. (amy_brett) Sure authors take the good things from other authors all the time, that is not plagiarism, just emulation. The only way to become an author is to read whatever kind of writing you like to read for yourself! (Mindy) Any other tips for the first time author? (amy_brett) Use the spell checker!!! (Mindy) :) (amy_brett) That would help most new authors more than anything! Then learn a little about the craft: Punctuation How to use dialog. How to write a sentence that makes sense. Then sit back and let the story just come out. Personally, I refuse to outline a story, but sometimes it would really help a new author to get their ideas in line and know where they're going! Try to get a character in your mind, yourself or somebody you know, and try to make them real to you. That is the very hardest part of any story! (Mindy) Any suggestion on how to get over writers block? (amy_brett) Hmmmm! Well, read some things. Like other writers on Fictionmania, if that is the kind of thing you want to write, get ideas from them! Find some part of the story you think you could make better or take in a different direction. Maybe see someone on the street and wonder about their life! Read a story in the newspaper! Like the kid in Florida a few years ago who got expelled for wearing girl's clothes! Good story idea, huh? (Mindy) Yes, that was brave! (amy_brett) Ever wonder what his life was like? Best to think of it, for our purposes, as happy without the school board being involved! Anybody interested either in me editing their work before submission, constructive criticism, or co-writting? I'd love to do it for or with anybody! (Lainie) Co-Writing? (amy_brett) Yes! I did it once on a straight sex story and it was a ball! (Lainie) Hmm, I love writer projects and frankly, my husband seems to prefer your stuff to mine. :) (amy_brett) Really? Good for him! *Hee hee* + *Anne-Mal has arrived. Editor's note-Amy offers help on writing and guess who shows up! (Mindy) Kids! (*Anne-Mal) (Bloody ISP!) (Mindy) *Geesh* :) (*Anne-Mal) I guess it is open chat? My apologies Amy! (Lainie) Looks like it Anne, just us old-timers here! :) (amy_brett) I know your computer problems Anne. No prob! (Mindy) Old! I might be old, but I don't feel old! :) (*Anne-Mal) Yep, we live in our minds in the chat room! (Lainie) Everyone feels old! :0 (amy_brett) Of course you missed all the good stuff! (*Anne-Mal) Nope, I get the logs first remember! (amy_brett) Oops! I shouldn't have said all that stuff then! Just joking! (*Anne-Mal) Oh, I even keep in the nasty stuff said about me! (Bashful) Oh, there was a lot while you were gone Anne! Nite all, gotta go, nice chatting with you Amy! (Lainie) Amy, I wrote "Robin Goodgirl" for my husband, trying to write your sort of story, before I'd ever seen one of your stories. :) (amy_brett) Not sure I read it Lainie, sorry! I've read thousands and have a crummy memory. (Lainie) It was my second most popular story, but to me, my least successful. :( But I would like to write a story along those lines for Leo to enjoy. :) Or participate in the writing of one.... (amy_brett) Great! If you want to do one together I'd love it! (Lainie) Its OK, hon, I wasn't asking for an endorsement. :) But a co-writing project might be fun! :) (amy_brett) E-mail me and we'll do something together for sure! (*Anne-Mal) Do you have any stories posted on Nifty, that are not posted on Fictionmania? (amy_brett) I think there are two or three long ones Anne. When Fictionmania asked if they could post some of mine, I told them to download whatever from Nifty. They took the short stuff and a couple of the long ones, Then I started posting directly to Fictionmania and not Nifty! So you've got a couple they don't (Mindy) Send me a list of what is missing and I will correct that! (amy_brett) Ok I will! (*Anne-Mal) How important is it to archive the older stories of older authors? (Lainie) Older authors? :) (amy_brett) Some of the very best were done a long time ago, like the Joe Bates stuff. (*Anne-Mal) I agree! But lot of them may be lost! Like Mindy has many from her old BBS, but without the authors approval she won't post them. (amy_brett) Yeah that's tough. I don't post Fictionmania authors to Nifty even though I could, I guess and vice versa. Since I don't generally write directly to authors, I can't even suggest it. (Lainie) I have included a header saying that mine can be posted on free access sites. (amy_brett) Lots of stories have that, but it takes initiative that we really don't feel we should exercise. (Mindy) Amy, I think stories posted to the list that say archive anywhere that is free belong on Nifty. (Lainie) I would say that too, I am going to include Nifty as one of the archives listed by name in my headers. :) (amy_brett) Maybe I'll surprise the archivist then and start dumping stuff on him! *Hee hee* He already thinks we write too much and too long! (Lainie) "We"? TG authors? (amy_brett) Yeah and I guess we do! (*Anne-Mal) Yes, Amy is one of us! (amy_brett) There are many massive TG stories. (Lainie) But a lot of TG fiction is story, while a lot of Gay fiction is just sex! :) (amy_brett) That's what I told him! Can't just jump right to the BJ right? *Gag* (Lainie) Amy, you are one author who usually has a lot of sex mixed in with a lot of story! :) (amy_brett) Yes, I like the sex in the story! It's fun to write! (Lainie) I caught a lot of flack in e-mail, reviews and even the hyperboard about the 18-year-old in the story I did with Boychiq and there is NO SEX in the story! (amy_brett) That's strange. Sex is fun to do too for that matter! (Lainie) LOL (amy_brett) Maybe the perspective you used? (Lainie) Yeah, it was because we implied prostitution, I think. (amy_brett) It makes a lot of difference how the character is used. (Lainie) After the fit hit the shan, I felt I should have left the character 15, like Shannen wrote it. :) Maybe we made people uncomfortable. :) (amy_brett) Writing a young character in the first person helps I think. Gives you a chance to say she doesn't mind. (Lainie) Well, we did do the story first person. (amy_brett) Oh guess I have to read it! (Lainie) :) It is short! :) (amy_brett) Correctly, a lot of people object to young characters having sex. Protecting young people in real life is very important, but there really is a difference between real life and fiction. (Lainie) Yes, fiction is fiction! It isn't real. (amy_brett) The reader isn't likely to do something because of a story. (Lainie) No, I don't think so! (amy_brett) Otherwise Clancy and Harris would have a real problem! They have people killing people all over! (*Anne-Mal) Now one of my favorite Authors said in her chat, that TG fiction is really romance! (amy_brett) I'd really like to write a true TG romance! (*Anne-Mal) Even if it is just romancing the other side of your gender. Editor's Note-Read Julie's chat log for more wonderful insights! (*Anne-Mal) So the stories are a release? (amy_brett) I hope its an alternative to doing real things to real people. (Lainie) There were some cases in the seventies of criminals using fictional plots as schemes for crimes. (amy_brett) And they wouldn't have done something bad without the book? (Lainie) Amy, no the point was it happens, people do bad stuff, criminals are criminals but authors cannot be silenced! (Mindy) I read most of the reviews now after the string of abuse a few weeks back. What I find strange is people attacking fiction for not being real. People write reviews and say that a scene in a story is not possible. (Lainie) LOL! I got that in a letter about one of my magical transformation stories Mindy. :) (amy_brett) You change somebody impossibly and they say it's not possible? Bizarre! (Lainie) Yup, more or less! :) (amy_brett) That's why I like writing about sex instead of violence! If a reader does that, it's cool! (Mostly) (Mindy) I know of a story under way that is bizarre, in that the closing scene the person after a various TV/CD changes hormones and so forth is incased inside a flower suit and planted as in looking like a daisy! It is CD, up until the end, so the author told me in advance so they wanted to know if I would post it. (amy_brett) Sounds like the Transformation site! Kitties and puppies and pigs, oh my! (Lainie) And of course someone will say that is impossible! :) (Mindy) Bingo! (Lainie) LOL (amy_brett) Thanks I needed a laugh! If it fits the story, then to heck with them! (Lainie) Well, someone accused me of writing unrealistically on "After School Job" because of the Mother's attitude, she is totally negative and hates what the kid is doing, but the reviewer felt she was unrealistically supportive! (Michelle) I don't have any problem with unreality unless the premise of the story is presented as real. (amy_brett) Michelle, there wouldn't be any beautiful "changed" girls in TG fiction if it was real! Presented as real it's called "suspension of belief"! (Lainie) I dunno, Amy, I live in the cosmetic surgery capital of the world! :) I have seen some "girls" who are just astonishing! (Michelle) Maybe not near as many, but I was speaking of current processes not really the results. (amy_brett) True there are some, but not many! (Michelle) I just prefer the consistence, if it is presented as real then be real, if not, then let go. (Lainie) Most are professionals though! (amy_brett) And not changed husbands! Or punished teenagers! (Lainie) LOL! I was walking in Wiltshire with my hubbers. He was wearing a blonde wig and a red dress with high heels! And this super-model passes us, I swear, she was gorgeous! And he says, "Sister" and she grins! :) (*Anne-Mal) Why do all TG stories have to be M to F? (Mindy) Good question Anne-Mal! I get several e-mails a month looking for more! (Michelle) Because that is where the greatest tension is in this day and age. Women can wear just about anything they want now, men can't, high discrepancy and tension levels. (Lainie) They don't, go to Roughriders for the other side of the equation! :) But they don't have many stories there, eight or ten a month only! (amy_brett) Because the readers are primarily guys! (Lainie) At least here! But not exclusively! :) (Mindy) Guys? *Looks around the room* Where? (Lainie) LOL (*Anne-Mal) Is that true, or is it because the lack of F to M fiction? (amy_brett) On Nifty I've seen maybe three or four F to M stories. (Michelle) They don't think it's feminine enough! (Lainie) I just posted a story, "The Nuclear Nude" and got a letter thanking me for a nudist story! :) The writer complained about all the "textile Nazis" on Fictionmania! LOL! He was being funny and I almost choked laughing! (amy_brett) It's fun to wear skirts and panties! Nobody wants to wear Jockeys! (*Anne-Mal) I'm not so sure about that Amy! (Michelle) The men think that being more frilly or feminine will help them overcome their other maleness. (Lainie) I think you are right there Michelle. (Michelle) They are wrong, because they stand out more, but that seems to be the thinking. (amy_brett) Silk feels neat! (Lainie) Yes, it does. (amy_brett) Ties suck! Unless you're tied to the bed with one of course! (Lainie) Oooo! (Michelle) You need to come back in 3 hours Amy! (amy_brett) Why? (Michelle) *Hee hee* (amy_brett) A friend coming? (Michelle) Let's just say you'll REALLY enjoy it! (Lainie) Is this something to do with Ellen and Shannen, Michelle? (*Anne-Mal) To meet Aphrodite, Goddess of Love! (Lainie) Oh! (Michelle) Would I do that to this poor innocent, Lainie? (Lainie) LOL (Michelle) *Nods frantically yes* (amy_brett) Would you???? (Mindy) 3 hours past my bedtime! :( (*Anne-Mal) I think that it is nice that the Goddess of the Internet, lets the Goddess of Love work her magic! (Michelle) Doesn't have to be tonight Mindy, join us any night from 12 to 7 CST! (*Anne-Mal) But that is 2am to 9am for her! (Mindy) My dad always said if you are not in bed by 10 PM go home and get some sleep! :) (Ellie) The goddess of the Internet is Arachne. (Lainie) Cool thought, Ellie. :) (*Anne-Mal) Not in my world Ellie! (Mindy) Right now I have added one CD/TV volunteer! I need more in that grouping! I have tons of magic/SF bodyswap volunteers. (Lainie) I can do that, I'll get Lee to read them and do the categories for me. :) (amy_brett) Might have to try that Mindy myself! (Michelle) What grouping and what do the volunteers do Mindy? *Almost hesitant to ask* (Mindy) Stories in the CD/TV grouping. (Lainie) Well, what should I do to volunteer? (Mindy) Contact me via private e-mail and I will explain it, it is not easy to do in chat. (Lainie) Ok, Mindy! :) (amy_brett) Is that like groping? (Lainie) More like griping! :) (Michelle) Are you talking about redoing the stories prior to posting? (*Anne-Mal) I think mostly find the keywords, format and write the blurb. (Mindy) You check the categories and keywords, format the story to about 5 inches wide. (Lainie) I think most stories have to be reformatted, Bashful was telling me about it. (Mindy) FTP it into the site and fill out an on-line form and it is active, not all that simple! (Lainie) Would it be OK, if I contacted authors and asked if they wanted spell checking done? :) Just kidding! (amy_brett) But a great idea! (Mindy) I do recommend that. I just reject a story because of the spelling. I fixed there 1st story but rejected the second (*Anne-Mal) I think you need an e-mail volunteer more than anything else to handle the TG Fiction list for you Mom! (Lainie) I'm not sure I would want to commit to something like that, editing. (*Anne-Mal) No editing! (Lainie) Anne, I would never do anything without author approval! (Mindy) No editing! (Lainie) Understood! (*Anne-Mal) Trust me, editing unsolicited causes nothing but grief! (Mindy) Why do you say that Anne-Mal? *Hee hee hee* (Lainie) Anne, look back I never said I would do anything unsolicited! (amy_brett) Author pride! Tell me about it! (*Anne-Mal) Trust me, sometimes just offering offends! (amy_brett) Wish I had a good enough memory to tell you some of the worst ones! (Mindy) Anne-Mal, myself and 11 others have created a story and the in fighting over editing is massive! (Ellie) Sort of a berserker's dozen! (amy_brett) Let me edit it! *Hee hee* The innocent party! (Lainie) Mindy, I have been paid to edit. :) Tell me about author egos! :) LOL (amy_brett) Submit it to an uninvolved other! Me me! (Michelle) Sounds like you didn't negotiate final cut rights. (Lainie) It is best to agree ahead of time who has final cut. When Shannen and I did "After School Job" the final cut was Shannen's. Now we are doing "Esperanza" and I will have final cut. :) (Michelle) I'd say that you should make the call Mindy and let it stand at that. (Or call in an outside hatchet man to do the killing!) (amy_brett) Anybody know what a malapropos is? That's what I see most at Nifty. (Lainie) Malapropos are like when Bashful said "dose" when he meant "doze". :) (amy_brett) *Hee hee* Yeah! (Lainie) I gigged him on that in one of his stories! :) Bashful is so good- natured the temptation to tease is almost irresistible! (Michelle) I think I'd get tied up in knots given the level that some of the authors work at. (amy_brett) he put on his pantyhose! (Lainie) LOL (Ellie) Malapropos are like the story of the man who tried to get money to buy new chairs for Boston Commons and asked the donors to give money to the "beery wenches", rather than the "waery benches" of the Commons. (Lainie) No, that is spoonerism. A malapropos is the result, but the process to get there is spoonerism. :) (Ellie) Lainie, you're right. In fact, the speaker in that story was Professor Spooner. Sorry. (Mindy) Well gang I need to split to get to work on the site and a secret project called MAER! Look for it in the next 2 or 3 days, it is a hoot! (*Anne-Mal) I saved most of the messages of the effort! OVER 200! (Lainie) OK Mindy, thank you for existing! :) It would have been too hard to invent you! :) (amy_brett) Thanks everybody for the chat! (Mindy) Thanks Amy for the chat! Night! - Mindy just left. (amy_brett) And now I'm much more honored to be invited than before! (Michelle) Sorry I missed it, Amy! (Lainie) Thanks Amy for the chat, and thanks Anne too! :) (*Anne-Mal) Your still in it! (amy_brett) I'll be in touch Lainie! (Ellie) Sorry I missed so much of what looked like a great chat. G'Night. (Lainie) "You're soaking in it!" (Michelle) Hoping for another orgy Anne? (amy_brett) Nite Ellie! - Ellie just left. (Lainie) Good night all, good night Amy, and I will contact you if you don't me first! :) (*Anne-Mal) Since your signing off, any final remarks? (Michelle) Nite Amy! (amy_brett) Uhhh, let's see... Up with love!!!! Nite all! (*Anne-Mal) (Oh My!) (amy_brett) Keep up the good work with Fictionmania! - amy_brett just left. (*Anne-Mal) I guess that ends it!