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SRU: A Wizard's Paperwork Is Always Done free porn video
A story settling the recent and yet eternal question: Does the old Wiz need to
file forms with the government??? :)
SRU: A Wizard's Paperwork Is Always Done!
By Caleb Jones
The old wizard grumbled as he filled out his monthly forms. Even a master of
magic wouldn't last long against the forces of evil... the forces of the IRS
that is, he amended to himself. Mustn't use the words evil and IRS together.
They had eyes and ears everywhere, or so he was told. That must be rather
painful, he pondered, with a chuckle.
Still, there were always some advantages, which those of a magical persuasion,
had over ordinary mortals. His shop was never in one place long enough for the
state tax collectors to get hold of him, but the feds were another matter
entirely. No one in their right mind would want that group coming after them. So
he had made a few minor alterations in his forms, finished signing them and
mailed them off to his congressman, Dave Willoughby, a fine man with one quality
that might put his job in jeopardy if it was ever leaked to the press. He
indulged an occasional urge to dress up in his wife's clothing.
One day, soon after his election to office many years ago, he had wandered into
the nearest Washington, DC mall and window-shopped some of the finest dress
shops this side of the Potomac River.
Then he turned a corner and saw an old fashioned store called Spells R' Us.
The rest is history! We can skip the negotiations, they were rather dull and
repetitive, at least from the old man's point of view, but the end result was
rather interesting. In exchange for a magical favor, Congressman Willoughby
would expedite the old man's governmental paperwork swiftly through the system
for him. He also got the old man a federal license and any other papers he
needed to satisfy the IRS and keep the feds off his back. And when the wizard
branched out into new territories in other countries, Dave Willoughby was the
one who got him a passport and papers that put aside the suspicions of other
governments and their officials.
Since his store was never locatable by normal means, it was excused from a
number of more mundane tasks like collecting state taxes for example, the feds
didn't care it wasn't their money. Nor did he have to pay rent, since it was
never in the mall in question when surveys were done or landlords came to
collect the rent. There were a few instances where the old man WANTED to pay
rent, but usually that was just an intro to another of his macabre magical
transformations.
Since it was political suicide for Willoughby to be seen in women's clothing in
public, the old wizard gave him a ring. It was a very special ring which, when
activated properly, transformed the wearer into a member of the opposite gender.
For many years, Congressman Dave Willoughby would occasionally disappear for a
while and Daphne Willows would take his place. A small and slender woman with an
attractive figure, Daphne could shop to her heart's content without worrying
about the press or her opponents destroying her masculine life and career. She
even had a small apartment for those occasions when she wanted to do a little
more than dress up her female form and entertained someone of the opposite
gender.
After many years of service to his country, Dave Willoughby was ready to retire.
He passed the position onto his chosen successor, chosen by the voters as well
as himself to take his place, and moved to Florida to a life of seclusion. After
a few weeks, he wasn't seen again.
But Daphne Willows remained a prominent socialite around the Washington, DC area
for a long time after that. Her male body had finally aged and died, but thanks
to the magic ring, Daphne lives happily on.
The Old Wizard made an arrangement with the new man who took Dave's political
place but that is a story for another time. Let's just say that Daphne
occasionally dines out with a buxom blonde friend who gives new meaning to the
word 'bimbo' and leave it at that.
The end...
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