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Darkswords/SRU Crossover: The Fish That Got Away free porn video
Note: Sword is a recurring character in the Darkswords series. He is also a
character in the game Time Stalkers, which is owned by SEGA and CLIMAX
ENTERTAINMENT. In this case, Sword is from Darkswords.
The SRU elements belong to Bill hart.
Guess I got bored and decided to see what would happen if they crossed paths.
Darkswords/SRU Crossover: The Fish That Got Away.
Sword, your not-so-typical half elf, half vampire adventurer, always seemed to
be in the right place at the right time. Since he hadn't had any fun for days,
let alone seen any girls on the road, the sight of a scantly clad maiden was
almost too good to be true.
"A horrid beast has attacked me! Please help, good sir!"
Right. She was clutching his arm and staring at his blade. Sword shoved her off.
"Get lost." he said. (There isn't a scratch on you, and no claw marks on your
clothes.) he thought, (What kind of crap are you trying to pull?)
She clamped tighter, and transformed into a hulking giant of a man. The fact
that the formerly gorgeous woman was now 10 feet tall, and quite male at that,
didn't surprise or even phase the Elven Vampire. (Known as a Kordarian, BTW.)
Sword twisted out of the grip, and grabbed the giant's leg. With a single pull,
Sword toppled the giant. In a flash, he was standing on it's with his blade at
the fleshy neck of the monstrous man.
In a female voice, the giant whispered. "Don't hurt me! I'm trapped in this body
as a curse! The old wizard has done this to me!"
Sword punched it square in the middle of the head, knocking him/her out cold.
(Wizard, eh?) Sword sheathed his blade. (I wonder if it's that sport in the bath
robe?)
Sword grinned, he knew it was so. The Old wizard had tried to turn HIM into a
woman. He had seen the shop a week ago, just sitting in the middle of a castle
library. Sword had come into the stone walls for a nice sit on the privy. He
entered and saw plenty of cool knick-knacks, potions and other odd things. What
really caught his attention was the powerful spell inside his head. It was meant
to make him suggestible and read his mind at the same time. No doubt looking for
some thing Sword could not live without and try to sell it to him. The Kordarian
cracked a gruesome grin.
Sword, being the unscrupulous thing he was saw the spell a mile away. Of course,
He also knew the wizard had tried to read his mind, find his price. Problem was,
besides being mortal, Sword didn't have a weakness. (A mental one, at least) He
simply locked his mind from the prodding hands of that doddering old man. The
assistant was a babe, but Sword knew she was really a he, and that was quite a
turn off for the Kordarian. He liked girls alright, but he liked the natural
kind over the magic made. Sword really didn't know HOW he knew, but he did. A
sort of sixth sense that successfully warned him time and again. Turn here, it
would say, or Fast one! He's trying to pull something, get out now! He hadn't
seen enough to know.
Was this the Master Magicians shop? He had to find out, and that meant watching
for the tell tale form shifting items. Ones that turned you into a blob or
perhaps a raging demon. Sword was offered a dagger with a pink handle. Sword
refused to touch it. Time and time again, the old man offered many trinkets.
Sword refused every one, using his keen senses, trying to determine the magiks
inside.
Then Sword walked out of the store, not buying or taking anything, he had
determined that this wizard was not who he was after and all the items were
meant to trick people into womanhood. Sword was quite content as himself, save
for his long hunt, and had chosen to leave empty handed. At that point, the
wizard looked rather angry. The wizard had the gall to insult him. Lightning
fast Sword spun around and grabbed the old man by the face and slammed his head
through the floor. The Kordarian poured some of the canned liquid the wizard had
offered him in his fourth attempt to change Sword. As suspected, the old man
turned into a buxom young woman. Sword grabbed her golden hair and sliced it off
with his blade.
"Sorry, young lady, but I don't perform tricks for parlor magicians."
Sword stuffed the hair in the mail box on the way out, with his calling card:
You have been beaten by Sword.
If I didn't kill you,
please have a nice day.
Later the wizard was back to normal, but he decided not to mess with the
Kordarian directly. So he decided to send a few Giagantos after him. Giants who
he had turned into normal girls for the most part. Former warriors.
So far, Sword had run into over a dozen of them. This was the first so brash as
to try and attack him. Since the wizard didn't seem to get the message (i.e.,
Piss off.) he would have to make a house call. Sword concentrated on the mental
image of the shop, and in seconds it appeared before him. The teleportation was
good.
Sword saw the door was blocked by a steel vault bulkhead.
"Alrighty then. Guess you just don't get it."
The Kordarian pointed at the door, the metal started to glow red after less than
a minute, it melted into a puddle of molten steel.
(Too easy.) Sword thought (He's trying to trick me.)
---
"He's onto the trap. Smart little vampire." The old wizard's lustful thoughts
got the better of him for a second. The old man continued to read Sword's mind.
----
(Through the window, that way they don't get me at the door.)
----
"He's going to avoid the door, and jump through the window!"
----
Sword bounded right through the door, leaping over the pit, and landing right on
the old wiz's head. Sword whipped out his blade and stabbed the bewildered man's
bath robe effectively pinning him down.
"What!!??! How did you do that @#$%@#$%."
(Knockers, Omaha, Bellybutton lint.)
Sword ripped the blade out of the bath robe and stared at him.
"For a wizard, you sure are stupid."
(Whizzers, Moo-cows, giant flamers)
The wiz was going mad trying NOT to read his mind!
(Alex, Angie, Ishtar, Viagra.)
"Now, stop sending your goon squad after me. I'm not going to become one of your
floozies." Sword eyed the sexy apprentice hiding behind the counter, "Sorry,
sweetcheeks, but I don't swing that way. Now your master is going to lose his
'organs'." He dropped her a knowing wink.
Sword crushed the old man's balls with his boot. Not a peep
"Illusion." He was looking at the girl, "That part anyway."
Sword's sword was at the fake wizard's throat.
"Leave me alone, or it dies."
"Fine." She said "Now get out!"
He did. And he was still a he. A first for a wizard who turned people into women
for slights much less than that. His damn fish had gotten away.
Bah, he was losing his touch!
Then again, everyone has a story of the fish that got away. This one didn't just
get away, it came back to bite him in the balls!
---
The neither old man nor apprentice was hurt. Magic has a way of healing wounds,
or creating illusions. Lucky for Dannie, she was already female, or the insane
warrior would have made her a lot like one that day! They continued to plot new
devices to change people into women, moping over the lost cause that was the
Kordarian.
Meanwhile, Sword continued his lonesome hunt for the ultimate magician. Eager to
slice him apart should he ever reach his goal.
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