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Bugs this time matches wits with Yosemite Sam. I must credit and thank
Kim West for this one. All characters belong to Warner Brothers. This
is a tale in jest and fun only.
Looney Toons Episode Two
Yosemite Sam was chasing Bugs Bunny. Bugs normally could dodge most of
Sam's shots and traps. But Bugs had lost at poker the night before.
Bugs, Daffy, Foghorn Leghorn, Porky, The Road Runner, and Tweety all
had a weekly poker match. The pots were never any thing big, and it was
away to pass the time. What nobody knew was, that Daffy stacked the
deck. He also marked it. Daffy cleaned everybody out. Bugs found out
and vowed to get even. But now he had to deal with Yosemite Sam. Daffy
promised Sam one third of the Simoleons if Sam collected off everybody.
Bugs dodged Sam and found Daffy.
Bugs put Daffy in a rabbit suit and gave Daffy the Simoleons and said,
"We are even Daffy."
Daffy was shot at by Sam until Daffy removed the rabbit suit. Daffy
paid Sam what he owed him. Sam walked into the Last Dance Saloon. Bugs
in the mean time had run into Witch Hazel. Bugs asked Witch Hazel for
one thing.
"Witch Hazel, if it is not too much trouble, can I have a large bottle
of girl beer? I need to teach an old friend a thing about manners."
Witch Hazel said, "Of course dearie. But since you are a good customer,
I will sell you three for the price of two. All results are guarantied,
provided you follow the instructions that are listed on the box label.
You might want to send one to Elmer Fudd. He went back on his word
about not hunting and eating only vegetables."
Bugs Bunny said, "Thank you Witch Hazel, you have a deal." (Bugs did
give Elmer a bottle of girl beer to Elmer. Elmer became Alma again.
Alma went into hiding.)
The next bottle went to Daffy. Daffy became Daphne. Bugs put Daphne in
an empty chicken coop and on a nest. Since Bugs would not let a drake
near Daphne, all the eggs that Daphne would lay could be used for
cooking. The girl beer made Daffy into a prized egg layer and Bugs made
sure that Daphne would lay many eggs. Unlike Daffy's eggs, Daphne's
eggs could be eaten or made into ducklings. (Acting joke there.)
Sam got the last bottle of girl beer. The results were outstanding. Sam
lost all of his trademarked beard and moustache and gain three inches
in height. His hair grew into a longer and more feminine style.
Something out of the Antebellum era as far as style and arrangement. He
lost his hat, boots, pants, shirt, and guns. Sam got a parasol, high
heeled boots, corset, bustle, hoopskirt dress with hoops, a ladies hat,
and gloves. Sam looked like a beauty from the Antebellum era.
Sam looked into a mirror. Sam shouted, "What in the Sam Hill is going
on here?"
Bugs said, "Why nothing Samantha. You look like a real belle now."
"What do you mean by that you bucked tooth varmint? What happened to my
voice?" asked Samantha.
Bugs came back with, "Is that anyway for a lady to act? I have not
finished my job. You look like a real Southern Belle and your voice
sounds like one, but you act and speak like a Jackass. Dear me." Bugs
was looking at the box label and saw what more he had to do. He said,
"Wait here Samantha, I must go to the book store. I saw what I forgot
to do." (Near the old chicken coop was a small ranch house.)
Bugs went into the bookstore. Granny was helping out. Bugs said, "Hello
Granny. How you are doing today?"
Granny said, "Why hello Bugs, how can I help you today?"
Bugs said, "That is easy Granny. Do you have a copy of The Southern
Belle Primer or Emily Post's Rules of Etiquette?"
Granny looked at the store's computer inventory list. She said, "Why
yes I do Bugs. I have copies of both books. Why do you need them? You
do have a very good set of manners."
Bugs blushed. "Why thank you Granny. I need them to help out a friend
and I might learn something as well. I will take them both please."
said Bugs.
Granny said, "Here you go Bugs. That will be Ten Simoleons each
please."
Bugs returned to Samantha. He found Samantha pacing back and forth
while smoking a cigar. Bugs picked up a length of stove wood. It was a
hickory stick. Bugs hit Samantha on the back of the legs. Samantha fell
down and said, "Why you buck toothed varmint. What do you do that for?"
Bugs said, "First of all Samantha, its Mr. Bunny to you." Bugs had
opened the Southern Belle Primer. "Next a proper lady smokes only while
sitting down or standing still. Her voice and words are to be pleasant
and sweet. Now on your feet."
Bugs had Samantha walk back and forth with a small tray balanced on her
head. A wine glass full of water was on the tray. Samantha shortly
picked up very good posture. Also a very smooth glide like step.
Samantha asked, "Bugs may I have some water to drink please?"
Bugs slapped Samantha as he said, "You must ask permission to speak
young lady and you have been instructed to address me as Mr. Bunny."
Samantha said, "Mr. Bunny may I speak to you."
Bugs said, "Yes you may Samantha."
Samantha said, "May I have some water to drink please?"
"You may have some water." said Bugs. "Remember to slowly sip it and
not to chug a lug it. You will act like a lady at all times."
The training went on all day. Samantha was acting more and more like a
lady. Bugs made Samantha read and memorize Emily Post and at random
quiz her on it.
Smantha said, "Mr. Bunny. May I please speak with you?"
Bugs said, "Yes you may Samantha."
Samantha asked, "May I have a drink of whiskey?"
Bugs slapped Samantha twice. Bugs looked at the Southern Belle Primer
and said, "A lady only will drink Iced Tea." (Two parts iced tea and
five parts sugar.)
Samantha followed Bugs instructions to the letter. Bugs later allowed
Samantha to go to bed for the night. While Samantha slept Bugs had
found Alma. Tweety had told Bugs where Alma was. Bugs forced Alma back
to the ranch house. Bugs said, "Alma today at Two P.M. Samantha will
serve you tea."
Alma asked, "May I go to the store to buy a small gift for Samantha? My
mother always told me to do that. She said she learned it from reading
Emily Post."
Bugs said, "Today that is forgiven. Right now, I want you to clean this
house."
Bugs woke up Samantha. Bugs said, "Samantha. Today you are to serve
tea. It will be at two. You must prepare the food now. First go the
coop and pick up some eggs. A proper lady will always serve Deviled
Eggs." (In the Southern U.S.A. a deviled egg plate is always a good
wedding or shower gift for the bride. You Southern Gals know this. Most
Yankees do not.)
Samantha said, "Yes Mr. Bunny."
Bugs checked up on Alma. Alma had cleaned the kitchen and the parlor.
Alma had started on the dining room. The phone rang and Bugs answered
it. "The Bunny Ranch. Bugs Bunny speaking. How may I help you?" said
Bugs.
It was Granny. Granny said, "Hello Bugs. I am trying to raise funds for
the restoration of the old Plantation House May I put you down for a
donation?"
Bugs had to hold in a laugh. He said, "Granny I give you a thousand
Simoleons and two volunteers. One can act like a Antebellum Belle. The
other like a household staff member. If you stop by today around two
PM, Samantha will serving tea. You may judge them for yourself."
Granny said, "Bugs that will be splendid. I will see you then."
The phone rang again. It was Witch Hazel. She said, "Bugs Bunny I see
you have had some success with your purchase. What will be your long
range plans?"
Bugs thought about it for a moment. He then said, "I will leave them as
they are. Daffy is a prized layer of eggs. I cannot deprive the area of
a good source of nutrition. Elmer makes a good maid and Sam is acting
like a proper lady. They are both good cooks. Today at Two, Sam and
Elmer are interviewing for job at the old Plantation House as character
staff. If Granny approves them they stay as they all are now. If Granny
does not want them, I will let them go and send the removal potion to
them a week later. If you stop over today at two you can give me the
holding spell or the reversal one. Sam is serving tea."
Witch Hazel said, "Tea at two? Sounds grand. I will be there."
Granny and Witch Hazel showed up at two. Granny brought oatmeal cookies
and Witch Hazel came with scones and jam. Bugs had Samantha answer the
door. Samantha greeted both ladies warmly and curtsied to them. Bugs
was finely dressed. Granny was impressed by Samantha's actions and
words. She also loved Alma's cleaning skills.
She said, "Bugs they are both on staff right now."
Witch Hazel said, "Bugs here is the product you ordered. Follow all
instructions and do not take it yourself. Granny and I cannot be
affected but you can."
Bugs said, "Thank you Witch Hazel. I will be careful. First I should
feed Daphne."
Bugs slipped the holding spell into Daphne's feed corn. Daphne ate her
feed corn and will be stuck as Daphne until she got the reversal spell.
Back in the Ranch House it was a different set of events. Bugs did put
the holding spell into two cups and placed them at Samantha's and
Alma's seats. Alma suspected something was up and whispered to Samantha
her thoughts. It quickly became a game of Russian roulette with the tea
cups. Granny and Witch Hazel had enough of the game. Witch Hazel froze
the cups where they were at.
Granny said, "Right now every one please sip your tea."
Samantha stayed as Samantha. Alma stayed as Alma. Bugs however turned
into Babs Bunny.
Witch Hazel said, "I forgot to tell you one thing dearie. You cannot
put the product into a caffeine based beverage. You should of put it on
their plates. The reversal potion wont work now. The spell must wear
off. That will take about a year. Granny it looks like you got three
volunteers for your staff." Witch Hazel laughed.
Granny put all of them to work. Alma and Samantha did work the
Plantation House and Babs sold Daphne's eggs. Well most of them. Babs
brought in two drakes. Babs started to supplement her duck egg source.
Of the nestlings, Babs only kept the hens. The drakes were sold off to
the butcher.
Now I will close saying That's All Folks. Peace. Belle.
Leela
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