Apartment Eight Has A Golden Ticket
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The female police woman ignoring his obvious con job, said, “Sir, you just ran that stop sign and you didn’t even make an attempt to stop!” “Well,” he ventured, “I am late for work and I just didn’t see the sign, I’m real sorry!” “I’m sure you are,” she intoned, “but we’ll have to write you up a ticket anyway, maybe next time you’ll pay a little more attention.” Now feeling desperate, Sam decided to plead with her, hoping that by throwing himself at her mercy she might let him go with a...
Again this was posted under my previous nic, Wildwoman.It was a relatively quiet night when out of no where a speeding navy blue Mustang convertible with USA tags flies past his patrol car that’s sitting hidden on the side of the motorway….FINALLY some action, he thinks as he pulls the car out onto the roadway. Keeping the speeding vehicle in his view he starts to clock the speed…..he laughs as he shakes his head as he turns on lights an siren. He puts the pedal to the metal in an attempt to...
It was a relatively quiet night when out of no where a speeding navy blue Mustang convertible with USA tags flies past his patrol car that’s sitting hidden on the side of the motorway….FINALY some action, he thinks as he pulls the car out onto the roadway. Keeping the speeding vehicle in his view he starts to clock the speed…..he laughs as he shakes his head as he turns on lights an siren. He puts the pedal to the metal in an attempt to catch up to the vehicle. Damn Americans, think they own...
Introduction: Rock concert Gangbang Sucked my first BBC to get a Dead show ticket Back in summer 1985 I was 19 and I went to a Dead show in Conn. My boyfriend at the time had my ticket because I was only wearing a hippie type short skirt and wrap around top. No bra of course. While we were getting wasted in the parking lot my boyfriend and I got into a argument and the dick went in without me and gave my ticket to someone else. I tried to sweet talk my way past the security /ticket takers with...
I was coming home from a party where I had been pushed fully clothed into a pool and got soaked. I left immediately before anything else stupid happened as there were quite a few drunks there. When I got to my car I stripped off and got in and drove home nude. It was 1:00am. I didn't expect to see many people, and I hope they would not noticed me naked in the dark. I was cursing and talking to myself about letting myself get into the situation that I had done at the party. I had begun to chat...
BisexualCarie had just stuffed the last corner of toast with honey into her mouth when she heard a knock on her door. She frowned. It was supposed to be a lazy Sunday morning. All she wanted to do was go back to her bedroom and hibernate under her duvet just like the rest of the normal people should have been doing. Who knocks on your door Sunday morning? Knock, knock, knock. The sound was dull and plodding; maybe it was zombies. Carie smirked and shook her head. She knew who it was. She sighed and...
Straight SexWhe I first got my liscense my parents told me that if I got a speeding ticket they would have my liscense until 18. So when I was going a good 15 over, and those blue lights came on in my rear view mirror, I freaked out so bad I almost wrecked. When the officer came to my window, I began crying, saying I could not get a ticket, or my parents would ground me from driving, and begged and begged, saying I would do anything to just get out of the ticket, and never go over the limit again! He said...
My name is David. I’m 45 and have been married for 25 years. I’m 6’ tall and about 220 pounds; in pretty good shape for a middle aged guy. I got married in college as I made the mistake of not using a condom with my college girlfriend. I was a dad before twenty-one and then two years later we had our second. Not wanting to have more kids I had the “operation”. Pretty soon sex was a once a month thing. When it was good it was just okay, most of the time it was the wife tolerating my cock in her...
CheatingOk I got a sorta funny story..Few days ago I'm at a gas station...I'm next in line,and a insanely gorgeous young lady gets behind me..I tell her to go ahead cause she a female..And yes I still would of done that if she looked, bless her heart,like a "sea donkey"..But I also knew it was gonna be the proper way to check her out without being to creepy..Anyway she says go ahead cause I'm gonna be a minute I'm buying scratch offs..as she kinda steps up beside me to look at the selection under the...
"This is dispatch. Hey, Johnson, you can loosen up on the formality. You're not in the big city now, just a sheriff's department in a big rural county, a bunch of hicks in the sticks. You call me Baker, I call you Johnson, and you don't have to use the codes, just tell me where you are and what you're doing. Hell, the whole county knows everyone's business anyway, and it'll make it easier for all of us if we just speak in plain English." Officer Johnson sighed, then cued the mike...
It happened one night I was driving home from a night out with the girls. I hadn't had anything to drink due to the driving but it had still been a good night. As I drove along the dark country road light flashed behind me. "Fuck!" I thought and pulled over. Watching through the mirror I saw the policeman get out his car and walk down towards me. I rolled down my window and plastered a smile to my face."How can I help you officer?" I asked."License please," he replied."Sure." I said, handing it...
Quickie SexThe hills provided an amazing race track for me. Most people go over the speed limits around here, but I go faster than them all, heading down the road at quite close to double the speed limit. Of course very thing moves very slowly to me, making this possible. I can avoid most things on the road, see anything coming, except when a highway patrol officer is at the base of a mountain hidden behind trees on a rarely used back road that leads almost nowhere. I see him as I come down the hill, but...
Quickie SexOfficer Rick Cordan sat in his vehicle on the I-77 turnpike. He watched the road ahead of him as he looked for speeders. It had been a long boring Tuesday night. Only a handful of vehicles had passed him, and none of those drivers were going over the speed limit. Suddenly, a blue 2013 Civic sped past him! The driver was doing an 80 in a 65! At long last, some action! Cordan switched his vehicle into Drive, turned left, and pursued the driver. He turned his car lights on before switching...
ReluctanceOfficer Rick Cordan sat in his vehicle on the I-77 turnpike. He watched the road ahead of him as he looked for speeders.It had been a long boring Tuesday night. Only a handful of vehicles had passed him, and none of those drivers were going over the speed limit.Suddenly, a blue 2013 Civic sped past him! The driver was doing an 80 in a 65!At long last, some action!Cordan switched his vehicle into Drive, turned left, and pursued the driver.He turned his car lights on before switching on the...
"Shit" Janet cursed as she noticed the flashing red lights in her corvette's rear view mirror. Eight o'clock on a Sunday morning, not a car on the road, and some dumb ass highway patrolman had to clock her doing better than 80. "I'm fucked!" she thought as she pulled the car over to the side in response to a quick burst of the police cruiser's siren. "One more moving violation and there goes my license." If only she had left school last night when she was supposed to, then she...
Introduction: Mandi is the daughter of a race car driver and shes got a lead foot. Wonder what the cops think about that? My First Speeding Ticket I guess you could say that I was a fast driver starting out. My dad raced, his dad raced, and it kind of ran in the family. The only problem is, a lot of people didnt associate girls with racing. How would little Mandi be able to handle a race car? What I found out real quick in the racing scene is that women arent taken kindly to on the track. I...
How am I supposed start this … I guess at the beginning.... In 1972, I was in a jungle in Vietnam I was the rear guard of our team. I was not paying attention to where I was placing my big feet and I tripped on a vine and went sprawling. That saved my life... gunfire flashed over my head. It criss crossed above the trail taking out my whole team. I slithered under some foliage and lay as still as I could. After a few minutes twenty black pajama clad Asians gathered in the middle of the...
How am I supposed start this … I guess at the beginning.... In 1972, I was in a jungle in Vietnam I was the rear guard of our team. I was not paying attention to where I was placing my big feet and I tripped on a vine and went sprawling. That saved my life... gunfire flashed over my head. It criss crossed above the trail taking out my whole team. I slithered under some foliage and lay as still as I could. After a few minutes twenty black pajama clad Asians gathered in the middle of the trail....
“What’s wrong? What’s wrong?”Anthea looked up at her mum as she sat down at the dining table. “Nothing is wrong,” Anthea responded watching as her mum hurriedly dried her hands with a tea towel.“Is the baby okay? Are you okay? Is Jack okay?” she asked as her husband came into the room and pulled up a seat at the table.“We’re all fine Mum,” she responded exasperated with her mum’s anxiety. “I have something to tell you.”“Sit down Helen,” her dad snapped. “Give the lass a chance to speak.”Anthea...
The answer comes back quickly: "Coming up right behind you, partner! Did you get a make on the car?" Tom checks his rearview mirror. Sure enough, there's his backup partner, fellow officer Matt McClint's cruiser, weaving through what little traffic there is, pulling up fast on his right. "It's a white Lexus RX-330. Haven't got the license yet, but--there he is, right ahead!" Officer Blake is just rounding a bend in the road and manages to catch sight of the white cruiser just...
I guess you could say that I was a fast driver starting out. My dad raced, his dad raced, and it kind of ran in the family. The only problem is, a lot of people didn't associate girls with racing. How would little Mandi be able to handle a race car? What I found out real quick in the racing scene is that women aren't taken kindly to on the track. I raced short track modified races in the junior division and sometimes I would drag race on the weekends out at the track. I've heard...
Getting Out Of A Ticket Being a cop in a small town like East Hampton is boring 10 months out of the year. The 2 summer months make up for the boredom of the rest of the year though. Once September hits and all the out of towners leave the whole area breathes a collective audible sigh of relief. That's the way it was on that fateful Wednesday afternoon. Humpday was about to take on a whole new meaning. I was watching this one stretch of road to pull over anyone for...
Uther By Ellie Dauber (c) 2006 Introduction According to the legends of King Arthur, Merlin changed Uther Pendragon into a double for Duke Gorlois, so he could spend the night with Ygraine, the Duke's wife. Ygraine and Gorlois had three daughters: Elaine, Morgause, and Morgan le Faye. During their time together, Ygraine became pregnant with the child who was to become King Arthur. Uther's men killed Gorlois that same night. This is my TG (of course) version of what...
The the wind howled around the quayside as I stepped onto terra firma for the first time in weeks, the wind threw sharp shards of ice to sting our faces as we looked up at the sails as they were finally furled and stowed as our captain grinned at our discomfiture, "Au revoir!" he joked as if he knew we should soon be recalled. Those such as were left, and we were few enough, I shuddered. My best uniform packed securely in my Valise, awaited me, and just a few more duties before I...
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It's just another hot sunny day out in California 's Long Beach area where cyclepatrol officer Kris Mann is traveling her usual route. Kris at 26 a gorgeousbrunette stands at 5ft6 115lbs short curly cropped hair and beautiful puppydog eyes. She has a lovely tight and toned figure at 34-25-36c her coco-tannedskin gives her a model look among the other women around her. Guys hoot andwhistle at her all the time making the other women envious and jealous of her.But this doesn't bother her she has a...
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When the car with Jake in it became a dot on the horizon, Thea turned to go back in the house. Suddenly Floyd appeared. “Mrs. Thea, how you be?” Smiling, she knew immediately what he wanted. He had that look and a glance at his crotch confirmed it. The imprint of his cock was prominent as it pushed against the material. “Looks like everyone is gone.” Floyd said. His eyes looking out over the farm. “Yes, I am by myself for at least the next few days.” She replied in an...
“Well, hell,” Thea said as she wiped the beads of perspiration from her face. “I guess ‘spring’ is here, huh?” “Yeah. It’s supposed to be cooler at higher elevation,” I replied. We took a few minutes in the shade by the rocks before rejoining our boyfriends. The four of us had driven up into the pass to hike. According to the weather report, the last coolness of a fading winter was supposed to continue through mid-week, but they were wrong. Actually, from our view from Eagle Point, where we’d...
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The Fappening‘To me it’s not really a green. When I think green, I think of grass. That’s more like lemonade color.’ Erica’s nose was far too close to the glasses for my taste. Pouring the nearly clear absinthe over the rough-cut, cane-sugar cubes I favor, I tapped my spoon for a second to get her to back up. I wished I had my full setup here like I have at home, my Absinthe fountains water drippers are missed when I began to try and slowly pour water over the sugar cube. ‘Don’t you light it on fire?’ she...
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I just got the job as sheriff of a small town in North Carolina. The old sheriff retired and moved to Richmond to be near his family. He had worked for more than 50 years in this small town and the town people had gotten use to him. I was new but had been working as a policeman in NY and wanted to get away from the high crime and noise of the big city. The pay was less but the life style in North Carolina was less expensive and it made up in other ways. There is one traffic light on main street...
After tea on the Friday evening Thelma stopped me as I was going into upstairs to my room. Her eyes looked wild and her breathing was heavy. “I’m going to a party,” She said in a low voice, “do you want to watch me getting undressed?” I nodded like a puppet. “Wait in my room…I’ll be up in five minutes.” I skipped up the stairs two at a time! I nervously let myself into my sister’s bedroom. I’d been in many times before – borrowing her dirty knickers and stuff to use...
Harry and Rob sat in the local pub in their usual spot in the corner by themselves. They were having a discussion about what to do with Ethel. Rob has been adamant that he wants to hang Ethel by her ankles and butcher her. Harry strongly disagrees with him. Harry is convinced that if he talks to Ethel he can persuade her not to go to the authorities and they will be able to use her the same way the other men. Rob agrees to try Harry's way first but he says" if she wants to argue I'm going to...
kEthel sat with her tits nailed to the work table. Her tits were swollen to twice their normal size from the beating they had received from Harry and Rob and the axe handle. Ethel sobbed both from the pain and the feeling of despair and hopelessness. She knew she would not be able to sweet talk the men into letting her go without anymore abuse. Harry and Rob arrived and again Ethel begged and pleaded with them to let her go. The men laughed and told her they still had a few more things they...
Note : This story is completely fictional!In nineteen forty six Thelma Lou Anderson was married with three kids. Linda was the oldest. She was sixteen. Guy and George was ten and Guy seven. Thelma owned a beauty shop in Kansas City. She suspected her husband Lawerance was cheating on her again. She followed him one day when he thought she was at work and saw him go into a house. A woman opened the door and he went in. That was all the proof she needed. She went home and packed her suitcase and...
IncestOfficer Rick Cordan sat in his vehicle on the I-77 turnpike. He watched the road ahead of him as he looked for speeders. It had been a long boring Tuesday night. Only a handful of vehicles had passed him, and none of those drivers were going over the speed limit. Suddenly, a blue 2013 Civic sped past him! The driver was doing an 80 in a 65! At long last, some action! Cordan switched his vehicle into Drive, turned left, and pursued the driver. He turned his car lights on before switching on the...
EroticThelma was 22 and like all of the young women at that time was still living at home with me and our parents in rural Kent; even though she had a good job in local Department Store. I was 15 and had just left school. The summer of 1965 was particularly fine so it wasn’t uncommon for me to sit around our secluded garden reading a Detective novel when my parents were at work. The difference today was that Thelma was on the first day of her annual holidays and had joined me wearing a very...
Ethel hung by her wrists while Harry and Rob left to get some rest. She nodded off from time to time but the fog of her mind cleared she realized that other than when they punched her she actually enjoyed the way they that fucked her so hard and so brutally. She enjoyed the helpless feeling as they ravaged her body. She believed that she could talk to the two men and they would release her without too much more abuse. She was wrong.As Harry and Rob drove back out to the warehouse they talked...