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Santa's Ride. This is Belle. This tale comes from Bobbie and Barry. Bobbie is doing the telling. This is Bobbie. I was cleaning out our attic and found a tale from Barry's past. Some how Santa dealt with a foe of both of Santa and of one of Barry's Great great grandfather's. Hi everyone and Merry Christmas. This is Bobbie Winston. Have I got a story for you. I was cleaning out our attic. I was also looking for the Christmas stuff. Ever since we were wed, Barry always insisted on a toy Clydesdale on or under the tree. I always wondered why, but went along. I thought it a small matter. But when I went up that day to the attic, I learned otherwise. In an old trunk, I found an old journal. It was written by Barry's Great great grandfather Henery Remington. The following story comes from that journal. 12 December 1885. I am Henery Remington. U.S. Marshal for the territory of Ted Falls Arizona. The town's name was a joke. There is some small streams but no water fall. The name came from a ranch hand named Ted who passed out drunk in front of the Territorial Governor. The governor was about to say the town's name when Ted passed out. The governor remarked " Ted Falls " and the name stuck. No one wanted to change the name, and I knew there were funnier names for places. Ted went and got immortally and his image in the town square. However today as I was doing my rounds, I saw a funny looking and oddly dressed man limp into town. I thought he was lost from a circus. I said, "Hey there Pilgrim, what brings you to town?" The strange man said, "I am looking for two people. One is the local law man. The other is Dr. John Goseck." I said with a laugh, "You found one. I am Marshal Remington. How can I help you?" After I said that, he pulled out a small note pad. Then he said, "Remington, Henery. U.S. Marshal. Good with livestock care. Is unwed, but wooing the Widow Emma Mae Gerkins. Widow Gerkins is noted for two things. Making pickles and having been wed seven times to a man named Henery." (Music Joke there people.) Now this got my interest. I said, "Now how do you know so much yet need my help? Also who are you?" The little man said, "My name is MelsSpar. Just call me Mel. It will be better around here. I work for a very old toymaker. His deliverey team was harmed. They can heal, but not in time for the big day. We know who did it. We need you you to bring him to us for justice." I went very thoughtful. Then I said, "I think you claim that Dr. Goseck did the deed, otherwise you would not be looking for him. If it was another person, you would of asked for that person as well as Dr. Goseck. Am I close Mel?" Mel said, "Your on target. Dr. Goseck has learned well in health care on animals and humans. We did see him in our area. If I may borrow a mount, we can ride to Dr. Goseck's place right now. My mount died outside of town trying to reach here." I said, "Alright. I own two good horses. Both are a mix of the Morgan and Clydesdale breeds. But first, let's get a bite to eat." We went to the Dry Gulch Saloon. Beth the waitress said, "Hey Hank. Want your normal dinner?" I laughed. Just about everybody ate the same thing. Steak and potatoes with a slice of pie for dessert. Today the pie was apple. Peach and blueberry could be had when in season. (Apples store better for a longer time. Peaches and berries don't last last unless canned or turned into jams or jellies.) The steaks were cooked to order. I took mine rare. I then said, "Sounds good Beth. Also set my friend here up with what he wants." Beth said, "OK Hank. Just what does your friend want?" I went and said, "Ask him yourself." Then Mel popped up. He said, "I had to borrow some stove wood for you to see me. I will take a whole apple pie with a extra pinch of cinnamon. It is not my normal fare, but it will do. I will drink a pitcher of milk. My boss's rules." Beth looked at me and I said, "Well it is werid but OK. I will take some coffee." Mel did say, "Marshal, This is my treat. I know you really would take a shot and a beer. I thank you for taking the coffee instead." I said, "You are welcome." When our order came, Mel paid the bill in gold. The smell from Mel's pie was so good, every one wanted a bite of it. Beth said, "I guess I will tell the cook to make the apple pie that way everytime." Well after dinner, I went to the stable and had both my horses be saddled. I also added my usual trail gear. I went the general store and picked up some cans of coffee, peaches, and tobacco. I added rounds for my rifle and pistol. Plus some black powder, shot, and ball for my father's old LeMatt's revolver. I know he carried it during the War Between The States and wanted it passed down father to son. I included some jerked meat, hot peppers, and hot sauce. Mel asked " Do you really need the weapons?" I looked at Mel for a short time. Then I said, "Yes. It is a sad but needed fact of my job. I rather take a man alive before a judge then kill him even when he may be gulity. One gulity man running free is worth 100 or more dead innocent men. Plus I don't know how long we may be on the trail. We may need food. The horses can eat grain, grass or tree leaves. I must eat meat or fish. I added extra canned fruit for your needs." Mel said, "Thank you. But I also need sugar or honey. Honey can be found on the trail. But Dr. Goeseck is near. Why so much stuff?" I was about to say something nasty. But I thought otherwise. I did say, "It is better to have and not need than not have and need. Besides, I don't know how long it will take for us to reach your boss once we have ole Johnny." Mel said, "That is good thinking. I did buy up all the peppermint sticks and cinnamon balls that the General Store had. Plus two cases of sweet and condensed milk. I cannot tell you why, but my needs work at a different level than yours. While you might think of this weather as a warm late fall day, I see it as summer. You coldest day is almost normal to me. Your average summer day is murder to me. In your summer, I would have to stay in the Ice House just talk to you. I hope this don't take too long. The big day is coming fast." I did ask, "Was that why your mount died? You came so fast that you failed to make ready for your trip here and back?" Mel said with sorrow, "Yes. My boss's needs are that great." I said, "Then lets wrap this up fast. I don't know why, but I know we must get to your boss with in a week." Mel said, "If we get Dr. Goseck, I can get us to my boss in an eye blink." We traveled on and I stopped us twice. I was worried about Mel. Just before we reached Dr. Goseck's place. I dipped a cloak in a stream. I let it ice over. I did that twice more. Then I placed that iced cloak over Mel. His color looked better. Then we went to Dr. Goseck. I told Mel, "Keep that cloak on. It won't tip our hand and keep you cooler." Mel nodded his assent. We caught Dr. Goseck and I roped him like a calf. I said, "Mel, can you tell me is this your man." Mel just nodded. I tied Dr. Goseck to the fence post. Then I went in Dr. Goseck's house and found all his notes. I took them as long one of his mules. Mel said, "Wrap him in some heavy blankets then tie him to the mule. Hank good buddy, please put on some warmer clothing. You will need it in a short time." I said with some concern, "Mel can you make it?" Mel said, "I am still a little too warm." I said, "Not to worry. I filled the canteens from the stream. It is ice cold. Drink at least two. Just do it slow. I can fill them here before we leave." Mel said " Sounds good. After I do that, let me feed all the mounts. It will help us on our trip to my boss." To make things fast, I wrapped John in a large rug and four thick blankets. I tied them on him, then I tied him to the mule. Then I slipped into a extra set of long johns and my thickest winter coat. I went back to the horses and found that Mel had fed them with a extra large dose feed corn. I didnot buy any feed corn. Mel said, "The feed corn came from my boss. He thought it maybe needed. I guess he thought along the lines of better to have and not need than need and not have." I thought that makes some sense. Then Mel said, "It looks like we are ready to go. Up. Up. Up and away." The horses and the mule started to fly. They flew with the speed of thought. When we landed at the Toy Factory, the Toy Maker met us. He said, "Mel, I see you have found the wrong doer and some help. You don't look so well. Please go and rest. Then eat some of the Mrs.'s cooking. You will be alright shortly." I looked at Mel then the Toy Maker. I asked " Will Mel be OK? He looked like he was about to pass on when we got here." The Toy Maker said, "He was. The trip's stress was that great. I saw what you did and what he ate. But I still need your help. My team still cannot fly. What can you do?" I said, "Since I have John's notes, I should see your team." The Toy Maker nodded and took me to his team. They were Reindeer. One had weakly glowing red nose. I looked at them. Then I said, "I can get at best three back to full health with in a week. The rest with in a month." The Toy Maker said, "Do what you must. If you need to, get some fresh ones to haul my big load. Use this feed corn to aid you." I went to work. I did get three of the Reindeer back to full health. They were called Dasher, Donnor, and Rudolf. Rudolf ate all my hot sauce and peppers like they were candy. His nose went to a very bright red. Then I took off to see a friend of mine. I did leave John in the Toy Maker's care. When I got back home I looked at the date. It was now 23 December 1885. I went straight to the Busch Ranch. (Mr. Busch had a team of 16 Clydesdale horses.) Mr. Busch said, "Hello Marshal. What can I do for you?" I said, "I need to borrow your horse team for three days. They will be well cared for." Mr. Busch said, "Take them as long as you need. My next big delivery will done after the first of the year." I said, "Thank you Sir." Just as I was about to take off, a Shaman met me. I said, "Running Bear. How is Little White Dove?" Running Bear said, "Fine. I see you are in a great hurry." I said, "Yes I am. What is your need of me?" Running Bear said, "It is not my need of you, but your need of me. Take these four eagles. They will aid you on your quest." I knew Running Bear since the time I came to Ted Falls. He never steered me false. So I said, "Thank you Running Bear." Well with the eagles and horses in tow and fed with the feed corn that the Toy Maker gave me, I returned to the Toy Maker. He smiled as he had the horses hooked up for a test run with the three reindeer. Despite their power, the horses could not keep level flight. Then I passed over the eagles. That crazy mixed up combo worked. The reindeer and horses did all the pulling. The eagles grabbed the sleigh and streched their wings. The sleigh kept stable. The Toy Maker said, "This will have to do. Mel asked me to give you this small box. He wants you to give it to Emma Mae Gerkins. I know what it is. I will tell you it is not a pickle recipe. Now on to other things. The Mrs. had John in the kitchen all the time you were gone. He has come up with a new way of making peppermint sticks. Somehow he adds some colored stripes and makes them look like a cane. When you leave here, you will a small but long task ahead of you." I had to ask two things. "OK sir, but what is the task and what can I call you?" The Toy Maker just laughed and said, "My name is Kris. The task will be to take care of John for the next fifteen years." Just then Mel brought John to me. Kris said, "Now watch some old fashion but fair justice Marshal Remington." At that point Kris pointed what looked like a peppermint stick at John. Kris said, "Since you used your gift of healing to harm, so you must learn again. You will now learn in a new way and form." John changed from a man in his early forties to a girl of five in a blink of an eye. Kris said, "Marshal, take Joan home with you. Tell everyone that you found her on the trail and she has no folks of her own. This is the deed to John's ranch. It will beat having you, Joan, and Emma Mae living in that hotel. Just have Joan stay with Emma Mae until you wed her this spring." I agreed. I knew it was not the full truth, but something that the town could accept. I said, "Thank you Kris. Thank you Mel." Kris said, "Thank you sir. I know that you will live a long and good life. I won't say any more than that. I won't spoil any life's fun for you." I said, "Then I guess I must be off then. Will I see you or Mel again?" Kris just smiled as he said, "Only in a dream. Now you must hurry. When you wake up tomorrow everything will look as if nothing happened. Mr. Busch will have his horses back and Running Bear will see the eagles fly in their home skies. Just tell him and Little White Dove to stay away from raging rivers." (Another Music Joke good people.) I left and dropped John er I mean Joan at Emma Mae's. I also gave her the box and said, "Do not open until Christmas." Then I went home and to bed. When I woke up I went to get breakfast. I saw the town clerk. The clerk told me " John Goseck left town and sold his ranch. Do you know where he went?" I said, "No. I did buy his ranch. I have the deed here." Just then Emma and Joan came in. Emma said, "Henery. When we get wed, you will stop eatting here all the time. After all, it won't look right for a man not to eat his wife's cooking." I did say, "You are right there. How does the first Saturday in April sound like for a a wedding date?" Emma said, "Perfect. The weather will be warm but not too hot. Planting will be just ready to start. Easter will two weeks later. The town will need a party at that time." I did think a bit. Then I said, "Emma I love to pass the time with you, but duty calls. I must do my rounds." At that point, I started my rounds. I looked at the date. It was 27 December 1885. I slept all of Christmas and the day after was only thing I could think of. This is Bobbie back in our time. There was more in the journal. Most of it dealt with Henery's day to day life. I do know he moved back to Salem and had two sons. Barry did have four things from Henery. His old badge, the rifle, pistol, and the LeMatts. Barry kept them clean and polished and stored in a case that was tripled locked. Pam, my mother in law let Barry have them after we were wed. I decided to put a toy eagle on the tree to tell Barry I knew why he wanted the horse and it's meaning. Peace. Love. Bobbie Winston Remington. From Belle and all her crazy gang. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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Santa Lovers – Alicia and SamAlicia was under her special uncle. He was very gentle but his huge belly spread across her tiny one and hung down over her sides. She felt wrapped in love and protected from the world. She was so warm and safe with her Uncle Santa. Her slender legs were spread wide and she was being stretched incredible open between her legs. When Alicia’s sweet pussy had been opened like this in the past, she always felt like it was too full to ever close up again. As her...

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Santa Claus is cumming

My little sister, Anna sure knows how to keep Santa busy on Christmas Eve! She made arrangements for Santa to visit a couple of our friends' houses and deliver packages to add to the holiday spirit. Santa would visit Anne's and Karin's Christmas parties, then make a midnight appearance at Annika's. My sister thought this would be just the kind of thing to keep Santa jolly all Christmas Eve. Of course, she had hubby playing the role of Santa.By the way, he does a wonderful job as Santa...

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Destinys Ride

Walking in heels sucks. I’d have kicked them off, but the midday sun made that backwater, single lane road so hot my poor feet would have blistered in minutes. I have a car. Well, I had a car until it fucking died, leaving me stranded in the middle of bum-fuck Egypt. Okay, so the green fields and forests of Kentucky are anything but desert — but, grass or sand, I was just as alone. So, why didn't I call for help? Because my asshole of an ex-boyfriend couldn't be bothered to renew the damn...

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My First Bike Ride

We were returning home from our annual trek across the country in our pick up truck. Leaving the east coast, we took the southern route back across interstate 10. It was the typical hot scorching temperate in the 90's as we made our way past Houston, turning and heading northward. We were ready to take a break and camp for a day or so. We found a camping area just off the beaten path, in what seemed to be the middle of nowhere. For the most part it was deserted and the tiny so called town was...

Wife Lovers
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Backseat Mommy Chapter One A Long Hard Ride

You don't really know how much stuff you have collected in your life until you move.With our last son going to college, we did two moves in one. We were moving to a condo only a few miles away, while we were driving Cory sixteen hours to college. Because we had to put all our items in storage, we didn't get title for three more weeks, we were going to do a two week road trip after we dropped Cory off.As we packed the car with both Cory's stuff and our suitcases for the almost three week round...

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Back Seat Mommy A Long Hard Ride

You don't really know how much stuff you have collected in your life until you move.With our last son going to college, we did two moves in one. We were moving to a condo only a few miles away, while we were driving Cory sixteen hours to college. Because we had to put all our items in storage, we didn't get title for three more weeks, we were going to do a two week road trip after we dropped Cory off.As we packed the car with both Cory's stuff and our suitcases for the almost three week round...

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Different Ways to Ride

DIFFERENT WAYS TO RIDE or Rodeo.txt by Waldo Chapter 1 - The Accident Chapter 2 - The Hospital Chapter 3 - The Surgery Chapter 4 - The first 30 days Chapter 5 - High Heels Chapter 6 - Completing my education Chapter 7 - Watching the Rodeo Chapter 8 - Harve and Revenge Different Ways to Ride Chapter 1 - The Accident As the rodeo announcer called the final results of the last event, I climbed onto the wooden fence and stared down at the massive bull that I was supposed...

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Santa Spanks Taylor Hangs A Candy Cane In Her Bottom

Santa spanks Taylor & Hangs a Candy Cane In Her Bottom.Taylor was home for Christmas from college and she was in their bedroom for a long winter’s night.  Not a creature was stirring her family away but pretty coed had decided to stay.As Taylor had made merry and cheer. Little did Taylor know it was the condition of her cute rear she should fear?Her pretty long brown shimmery hair swished and swayed from side to side displaying her round shapely bottom packed tight into her blue jeans and bust...

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Santa Claus is Cumming to Town

I hate playing Santa. That said, I am a kid’s party Santa. Did I mention that I hate it? The outfit is hot and made out of cheap fabric which makes my skin break out if I wear it for more than a few hours. I go to parties where everyone else is having fun, and I can’t even have a drink (except of course the warm milk that comes with the cookies I have to eat), and the kids are usually brats. But I already have a beard, the money isn’t bad, and occasionally I even get a tip from the parents in...

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Santa Cums Tonight

Every year I wish for something at Christmas. Usually it's things I don't need, but something that I really want. So about the end of October I started thinking about what I wanted for Christmas this year.You know the stores start putting their Christmas items out. Kmart, Target, Walmart, etc. have all their Christmas lingerie right up front so horny guys walking down the isles can jerk off while thinking about getting their girlfriends, wives, mistresses, or fuck buddies one of these little...

Straight Sex
3 years ago
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Santa Claus Sex Addict

Hi all, this is my incredibly awesome entry into the ANNUAL WINTER HOLIDAYS EROTIC STORY CONTEST! This EPIC STORY is filled with: HOT SEX HEARTWARMING LOVE FREAKY SEX JOLLY HUMOR And CRAZY FREAKY HOT SEX Disclaimers: All the ELVES in this story are over 18 years old, and most of them are over 18,000 years old. Though they are small, they ARE NOT children! REINDEER are mentioned, but DO NOT do anything naughty! PLEASE VOTE!!! This story is LONG, so if at any point you feel the...

4 years ago
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Santa Babe

Santa Babe by Daniel A. Wolfe (aka D.A.W.) Author's Note I sat on this story for more than a year, but I finally decided to dust it off and finish it just in time for Christmas. It's a little more 'fetishy' than my usual stuff, but I hope you like it. ------- "Ho, ho, oh no!" The fat bastard rolled out of the sled falling face first and produced a thud that shook the whole damn roof. "Clumsy old coot," I grumbled under my breath and hopped out of the sleigh to help my red...

4 years ago
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Santa Mrs Claus

Note: My stories usually include pics that makes it more enjoyable to read and look at. Unfortunately Xhamster says that photos can't be uploaded right now due to technical reasons. So I used my videos instead. I hope this is fixed soon and that you enjoy this story anyways and am able to use your imagination. Thanks! Kisses!-Chrissy In my story called "Santa Likes Femboys," here: https://xhamster.com/stories/santa-likes-femboys-10061474 I explained that I discovered that last Christmas when...

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Santa and the Mayan Calendar

It was five days before Christmas. Everything was on schedule, reindeer fattened up, elves wrapping and packing toys, and Santa checking his list. The naughty list had grown this year. Santa was wondering why, when he heard on the North Pole News Station: “Mayan calendar predicts end of the world tomorrow. Earth is in a panic.” The elves heard the news and stopped working. They got up from their benches and gathered around Santa. The female elves all sat at Santa’s feet. A couple sat in his...

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Last Ride of the Dragonbride

She had slept in her saddle the night before, exhausted after leaving the earth of the battlegrounds soaked in blood. The king of Haedell had called for the Dragonbrides, begging the aid of their mounts against the unsurmountable hordes of rebels that had backed him into a corner, lead by his own former general. The man was as skilled in tactics and strategy as his former liege was lacking in them, and his advantage had been great. It had taken all day to lay waste to the rebel legions,...

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A young rich Brazilian woman is introduced to the century8217s old tradition of the bellyriders

Sao Paolo, Brazil, 1923: When Alicia was a teenager her mother had thought her religious devotion to be only a phase. The girl had started rising before sunrise to attend early mass. This was very unusual for her family was composed of hard- nosed merchants in the city of Sao Paolo and rarely had they the time for esoteric leanings. At first Alicia’s mother suspected a boy. She was probably meeting some young rake at mass, or worst, a priest. This turned out not to be the case. Her mother...

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Starship Starbride

It was said they would never dream. How could they? Even the tell-tale signs of rapid-eye-movement were suppressed in the stasis-field of the ship’s hibernaculum, their life processes held in suspension as shimmering blue cryo-gasses inhibited even cellular mitosis. Brain-waves barely registered on the bio-scanners, and yet somehow, deep in the hidden recesses of her sub-consciousness the dreams came! An erotic tableau of her most secret desires unfolded irrepressibly, as the young...

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The Four Fs of Driders

Something was terribly wrong with my legs. More concerning was there was something terribly wrong with the number of legs I had. I was born with two, which I have never complained about. They had served me well, from getting up in the morning, to running away from bullies, to my morning jogs to keep me in shape. I was pretty happy with my legs, they were probably one of my only good features, second only to the long curly black hair I got from my mom. I had eight of them now. Normal girls...

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Along Came a Drider

"Agamor, Lord of the Sun, hear me. Please, light our way to victory. Shine your magnificence down on us, and keep your humble servant safe." Teysa concluded her prayer and unshipped her mace. "I'm ready. Let's move on." They were four when they first arrived in the cave system: Rodrik, the doughty dwarf fighter and the group's leader; Mez, the arrogant elven mage; Aliara, the half-elven rogue, skilled with tricks and traps; and Teysa, the human paladin, armored in her faith and her plate. She...

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Nell in Bridewell

Nell in Bridewell (Lenchen im Zuchthause)By Wilhelm ReinhardTranslation from GermanParis: Society of British Bibliophiles, 1900CHAPTER 13Spectators rush to the room where the women prisoners are to be flogged — Indecent eagerness of the high-born dames — Reserved seats prepared for them in front of the whipping-bench — "There Stands the handsome girl who has become a criminal through love !" — Unfeeling remarks — Helen called a " dainty bit " — Sabina is the first victim — The tight-fitting...

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The Hayride

My husband found this site a year or so ago and spends time reading through the adventures of virginity. He encouraged me to send in my tale of loss as it excites him when I tell it. I was raised in a small mid sized farming/industrial community in the Midwest. We were a town of about 10,000 people; most of them middle class. This was about thirty years ago and I was a junior in high school and had dated a few times. Back then a popular Friday or Saturday date was to head to the local drive-in...

First Time
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Starship Starbride

It was said they would never dream. How could they? Even the tell-tale signs of rapid-eye-movement were suppressed in the stasis-field of the ship's hibernaculum, their life processes held in suspension as shimmering blue cryo-gasses inhibited even cellular mitosis. Brain-waves barely registered on the bio-scanners, and yet somehow, deep in the hidden recesses of her sub-consciousness the dreams came! An erotic tableau of her most secret desires unfolded irrepressibly, as the young...

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3 years ago
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Ghostrider

It was mid September and I was walking the local path in the woods. It was a warm day and what a day it was. My dog Ghost was with me, and as dogs do, he was running around, sometimes behind and sometimes in front of me. I had walked for some time now and I was looking for the little cave down by the river for some shade and to rest awhile. As I situated myself under the shaded nook, I whistled and heard Ghost barking but he never ran back to me so I whistled again and this time I realized that...

2 years ago
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Trainride

There were six of us sitting out a long trainride. From Paris, gard du Nord to the french-spanish border.I was sitting next to the window, with a Canadian girl on my left. She was travelling alone. My friend I was travelling and I were on our way to the Spanish Costa Brava, to meet a girl we met in Germany.We were all having a good time joking and jesting until the sun started setting, the night was getting dark an some of us wanted to get some sleep.The lights were out and I started dozing...

2 years ago
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Bridewell

I hadn’t been to Bridewell for years. I’d gone quite a bit in my student days, always on a Friday (they did men on a Thursday), enjoying the sport with the other students, leering half-drunkenly at the breasts or buttocks of the whores and other miscreants as they were beaten.I don’t know why Tobias suggested it that week – maybe somebody had tipped him the wink. We’d shared a dinner at his chambers, me, him and Henry, who’s a surgeon (I never quite ascended to their level and work in a...

3 years ago
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Strider

The Creneth mansion had a project built recently. The large mansion had always had a large amount of grassland around with massive gardens that decorated the land. Anything you dreamed of, you could find it within this domain, hence why Markus, Andrea and Jeremy were not much inclined to leave it. This new project was what amounted to a private stable of fine wood. Within this grate building was anything a horse could possibly want or need. All the riding gear, equipment, and anything...

3 years ago
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Wonderful busride

My name is Vikram and I live in Chennai. I am 26 years old. My email id is wrote a story previously called “Brindha and me” in ISS. I love ISS. This is my second story. This happened a couple of days before 2008 diwali, and as such buses are crowded during that time. I was on my way from Pondicherry to Chennai. I took the bus around 8pm. The bus was not packed, but there was no empty seat in sight, so i had to stand. Suddenly the bus halted at one of the stops, and i was amazed to see about...

3 years ago
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Little Letme Rideurwood

Little Letme Rideurwood- Sam DarquesiedDancing shadows played on the forest floor as Little Letme Rideurwood pranced and skipped through the woods. She had turned eighteen that day, and her years of seclusion were now over as she eagerly headed to grandmother?s house for the arranged match to the boy from Gottlotts. Little Letme?s isolation had kept her innocent, na?ve, and pure, the only acceptable pairing that a rich boy from Gottlotts would consider. Grandmothers from the poor village of G...

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