Lisa is Touched by His Noodly Appendage
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Prehensile Appendage
by Alice Barry
You are probably guessing that the hero of this story has an enormous dick.
Well, you are only partially correct. While his dick is long, this story is
about a different part of his body.
Hi, my name is Al, sometimes called Alice and sometimes a masculine, Al. My
partners name is George. I met George at my company picnic. He was the one
in the muscle shirt and incredibly tight running shorts. I was the one
hanging in the back in baggy running shorts and XXL t-shirt.
I knew that George did not work with us. I would have remembered that body.
Turned out he came with a lady friend in my department that did not want it
to be known that she is a lesbian.
I was checking out the ball game when George came up behind me,
"interesting game. They all play like girls."
"Could it be because they ARE girls? There are not many men in this
company."
"But I notice that you are a man. Why are you wearing such a large sized t-
shirt?", he asked.
I was getting slightly annoyed by this time and I ready to tell George
where to go. "As though it is any of your business, and it is not; my tits
are a little over-developed for a guy."
"Hey, I was not trying to pry! I thought you were kind of cute. Can we
start over? Hi, I am George and you are?"
"I'm sorry, I get a little touchy on that subject. I'm Al by the way. Cute?
Just cute?"
"OK, you are exactly what I have been looking for. Interested?"
"Perhaps! I think you need to buy me dinner first."
"Tonight? Soon?"
"How about tomorrow evening? I am stuck with this picnic thing today. Uh,
by the way, how do you come to be at this picnic?"
"I came as Cindy Martin's date. I think she works with you."
"Sure, but does she know you are picking me up?"
"Actually she is the one that pointed you out. Don't worry; she will not
give you away."
"Oh, that is not a problem. If anyone makes the mistake of asking, I will
gladly tell them that I am gay and continue with more than they want to
know. Want to make a straight guy nervous? Start describing in graphic
detail what you do in bed."
"I think I really like you! You're totally upfront and honest. I think I
will always know where I stand."
"So now, here is my address and number. I like interesting food."
The Day
"Ring ring. Ring ring."
"Hello?"
"Hi Al, this is George. I want to pick you up at 6, is that OK?"
"Six would be great, Where are we headed, how should I be attired?"
"There is a new Thai restaurant out on the highway. Would skirts and
sweaters describe it right?"
"You mean like business casual? Or drag?"
"I'm rolling in the floor laughing. Yes, business casual. You know what I
mean!"
"Good, I will see you at 6."
As I hung up the phone, I thought about our conversation. George was really
turning me on. Here was a guy with about the same life experience. We spoke
the same language; about the same age maybe.
George was prompt and courteous. Totally unexpected, he opened the door for
me; we had a wonderful dinner and eventually talked so long we closed the
place down. He delivered me back home and gently brushed my cheek with a
kiss.
Over the next week, we went out three more times. Finally on the fourth
date, I put my foot down.
"Do I have bad breath? Is my beard scratchy? Are my lips not kissable?"
"Oh, you have beautiful, kissable lips. I was waiting to see if we were
going to be a couple before I committed. There is something about me that
you don't know."
"Okay, so you are an axe murderer? You have a two inch dick? Kiss me you
fool!"
"Actually my dick is seven inches but who is counting. It gets the job
done. No, I am deformed in another way."
"Whatever it is, I can get past it. I told you about my tits. Tell me..."
George stuck his tongue out. It was unbelievable. You have seen Gene
Simmons from "Kiss" do that thing with his seven inch tongue. George has
them all beat at over eight inches.
"Don't laugh at me. It is something I was born with. My father and brothers
have it too."
"I was not going to laugh. I was wondering where a prehensile tongue could
go."
"It's been there. The girls don't want to leave me alone after they have
seen it. I was afraid that if we kissed and you discovered my secret, you
would run away. Do you remember a cartoon in Playboy years ago with two
guys wondering how the nerd got all the girls, just before he licked his
eyebrows?"
"No, George. You don't get rid of me that easy. Want to come in for a
nightcap?"
Interlude
"There are the drinks; glasses are next to the fixings. Fix me whatever you
have; I am going to freshen up."
"Oh, you don't need to do anything special for me."
"Just get comfortable and I will be back in a flash," I told George before
I headed into my closet.
As I stood before the open chasm, I considered what would excite George.
What to wear, what to wear?
I decided that George needed to see my full man breasts supported by a lacy
bra covered by an extreme V-necked sweater. Maybe I would get my nipples
licked by that tongue.
George
I descended the stairs with my headlights on bright. The first thing George
sees as he rounds the corner is my four inches of cleavage. The second
thing he sees is my hard-on and as I move past him, my firm bubble butt. I
know I look hot and George shows his appreciation.
"Oh, baby, you did not have to get dressed for me. I already knew that you
were for me. What should I call you?"
"Al is OK. Alice fits my appearance. Or Love fits what I hope we become," I
breathe as I melt into his embrace.
I pick up the drink that George has left me. "Umm, how did you guess that I
was a Scotch lover?"
"Perhaps it was the 4 choices in the cabinet!"
"I think we are perfect together. Want to get married and make babies?"
"You mean ..."
"Yes, why haven't you tried to lay me yet? I?m ready. I want to see what
you've got."
We retreated to the bedroom and I began to undress him. He lifted my
sweater over my head and stopped to take in the sight of my boobs.
"Might I say that those are the most beautiful tits I have ever seen on a
man? How did you get them?"
"Would you believe I ordered them from ?Sears & Roebuck'? No, actually when
I was about 14 they started to get pointy. By the time I was out of
college, they were 36B and have finally quit growing."
"Do you like them?" George asked; a most appropriate question.
"Actually after all this time, I do not mind them. Sometimes they are such
a bother and then I meet someone who brings me such pleasure chewing the
nipples. Are you one of those people?"
"Take off the bra and let?s see if I am."
George was such a tit hound. I could let him pleasure my body with that
tongue forever. I had never felt a tongue wrap itself all the way around a
nipple.
Lying on my back, George began chewing on the right nipple and running his
tongue all around and under. All the while, his hands were giving attention
to the left nipple.
Mom
Several weeks later, George took me home to meet his parents. His dad was
just happy that George was settling down with somebody. I think his dad was
relieved that George was not hanging around with lesbian softball players
anymore.
George's mom was nothing like I was expecting. She sent George to watch
football with his dad and said, "we need to talk about the Chamberlain
men."
I must have looked wild-eyed at her when I asked, "What do I need to know?"
"The most important thing you need to know is how they are endowed. Have
you seen the tongue yet?" I grinned from ear to ear and she continued,
"From that smile, I know the tongue has been someplace special."
"Mom, I think you need to know that I have certain body abnormalities also.
We are not quite two peas in a pod but I have something George likes."
"Oh, I saw those as soon as you arrived. His father is oblivious - does not
see what he does not expect to see. Anyway, all the Chamberlain men have
the tongue thing. George's sister has some of it but not as much. The
first time I saw his father, I was totally repulsed. Then, I found out what
he could do with it."
"I love George. We have a lot of fun together, whether sexual or just
knocking about. I hope that we are together always."
"With that attitude, I hope that you two grow old together - come on, let
me introduce you to his favorite foods!"
Mama Chamberlain and I played around in the kitchen until the game was over
in the living room. My mother had taught me well and I was no stranger
behind a stove, but Mama Chamberlain had a few cool tricks. Two hungry men
came in to find our shaved brisket, cornbread (without sugar, we're
Southern), mashed potatoes, and okra.
Those events all happened fifteen years ago. George and I are still
together. His dad is gone to the stadium in the sky; but Mama still comes
around a lot. His sister was never much of a cook so I got Mama's recipe
box. George is still all I ever want and I still have an enormous grin
every morning.
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