Somebody Take Me Drunk
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I’m in a dark back room with boxes and things, getting my coat after a dance with the music still ringing in my ears loudly. Somebody spoke from behind me, saying ‘ its kind of dark back here, there’s no light, something bad could happen in here’. ‘Uh, like what’, I asked nervously, not sure what he meant as the music was still blaring loudly just beyond the confines of the wall. Then he responded saying, ‘You see right over there…let me show where you do not want to be’ as he moved,...
A month ago my father got a promotion for the company he had been working for. He had been a lower level employee for twenty odd years, give or take a year or two, so you could imagine his complete excitement at being promoted. I, on the other hand, was far from being excited. My father taking this new position was the worst thing that could possibly happen to me. I had been born and raised in the same place. For all my seventeen years I never lived anywhere else. Everyone in my school we kids...
A month ago my father got a promotion for the company he had been working for. He had been a lower level employee for twenty odd years, give or take a year or two, so you could imagine his complete excitement at being promoted. I, on the other hand, was far from being excited. My father taking this new position was the worst thing that could possibly happen to me. I had been born and raised in the same place. For all my seventeen years I never lived anywhere else. Everyone in my school we kids...
Straight SexI'm in a dark back room with boxes and things, getting my coat after a dance with the music still ringing in my ears loudly. Somebody spoke from behind me, saying " its kind of dark back here, there's no light, something bad could happen in here". "Uh, like what", I asked nervously, not sure what he meant as the music was still blaring loudly just beyond the confines of the wall. Then he responded saying, "You see right over there...let me show where you do not want to be" as he moved, still...
TabooBound To Happen Sometime by Jim Ruggeri I've been writing for almost a year now and I love reviews, please review a story or shoot me an email. I take requests too, so if you've got any ideas floating around it would be great to hear them! In an infinite universe, given enough time, the odds of anything happening tend towards certainty. This is a story of something that by all accounts shouldn't have happened, and yet by pure coincidence it did. This is one of my first...
Somebody's knocking Author's note: This one is based on the old song "Somebody's knocking" a version of which you can find here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiJDqUbSMwI When I heard the knocking, I jumped, even though I had been expecting it. He'd been sniffing around lately, and I figured it was only a matter of time before he made a move on me. After all, I was a "tranny", and because of my gender issues I was alone, and lonely. He'd left me loving notes telling me he only...
A romance by Calibeachgirl dedicated to all the veterans All rights reserved, 2012 Thanks to my copy editor estragon, a graduate of the United States Army, Vietnam, class of 1969. Saturday, February 15, 1969 Angelina put her few flowers on the grave and braced herself against the rainy cold wind. He had died on Valentine’s Day, destroying the holiday for her but it didn’t matter, she had avoided any chance of a new romance. After the second year, her friends began a concerted effort to find...
Tori sat silently on the bed while Samantha babbled away with every bit of confidence. How could Sam be so calm, Tori wondered? It didn’t seem right that while Tori’s knees shook with nervousness that Sam should be excited… but Sam was so very different than Tori… and Sam was the kind of girl Tori longed to be. Sam had blonde, wavy hair that grew down to her midback. Her eyes were hazel but mostly green. Her skin was always perfect… and Tori admired her so. But the admiration went deeper than...
This is a story about romance and love that happened a little over 20 years ago in a small town in South Dakota. It is the first and will probably be my only ‘X- rated’ story. It has sex in it, but it is the ‘making love’ kind of sex. You won’t find any ‘bitches,’ ‘sluts,’ or descriptions of sex hanging from the chandelier. What you’ll find is a Christmas story involving a man and woman who truly care for one another. Their time together is illicit but beautiful. If you need a quick fix...
I watch him sometimes at night. He lives in the house opposite and often walks into his room naked. He’s about 19 or 20, tall, well built. I’ve stared many times as his taut arse, even his cock. I have touched myself while watching him upstairs, the light out. And on one bonus, bonus occasion, I saw him masturbating in front of the mirror. Did he secretly know I was watching and masturbating too? I can’t get enough of taring at his young, muscular body. I came watching him that night. When I...
My name is Jeffrey Bruton. I was a big shot in a small town until one stupid decision took it all away. When I was sixteen I got drafted into the CHL, the top junior hockey league in Canada. For four years, I was a hero in my town. I was a 6 foot tall two hundred pound center with long wavy hair. I played with an edge that always made me a fan favourite. I had the hottest girlfriends, and plenty of action when I was in between girls. Unfortunately I never got drafted to the NHL. So after...
Mike’s night was falling apart.“But honey, this is supposed to be a romantic evening with,” he struggled to phrase it with finesse, “an intimate ending. How are we supposed to do that if you end up falling asleep before I get back home? Can’t we just call her a cab?”His wife, Cindy, sighed in response. “Sweetie, someone needs to bring Megan home, and I’ve had too much wine, so it’s going to have to be you,” she explained as she looked at him with a face depicting the annoyance of telling a...
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That night my sweet Ana had got tickets and had convinced me to go with her and enjoy a concert from her favorite band.It was standing room only and we got there early; so we were lucky enough to be standing right in front of the stage. My nice wife had dressed very sexy; she was wearing a pullover top without bra, a short skirt with a very tiny thong, and high heeled boots making her nice toned legs look even longer. She was hot and I just told her after the concert I would fuck her on our...
My sweet wife had accepted to come with me in another of my boring business trips. I had told Anita that we could enjoy some free time together in that city we had never visited before…After checking at our hotel, we had a light supper at the lobby bar.The boring business conference would start on the next afternoon; so I could enjoy the night with no worries about going to bed early.Anita had some nightclubs in view; of course her slut girlfriend Helena had told her about. We decided to set on...
Gender bent – somebody’s bitchI woke up to the humming from Kandi as I popped open one eye and canvased the room. I let out a load “Ughhh” and turned over. I noticed my butt hurt while Kandi came over to me wearing a lace bra and panties and smiled “Looks like the sluts awake” she then giggled as her cock was out just standing in the wind. “What happened last night?” as I removed the bobby pins that kept my wig in place. “Well we got really, really, and I mean Really wild last night with me and...
She'd been getting more friendly as the months rolled on, always coming over to where we sat. When she took the job I wasn't sure about her. She looked nerdy. Bob cut, thick spectacles ( usually a bit askew ) and considerably taller and broader than I usually went for. She wore jeans, trainers, sweaters or a t shirt with a logo or something. Had she dressed like a woman I may have taken more notice for she had a fantastic figure. People assumed she was a lesbian quite often, although she did...
Well I was in my mid teens when this story took place. My mom worked at a large high end hotel as the Customer Satisfaction Director which meant she oversaw the room service department and maid service. I would help her out when she was short handed which seemed to happen a lot. This Saturday night I was helping with the room service. People would call in and place an order and we would get it ready and deliver to the room and get a pretty hefty tip. It was easy and fun for me and a lot of the...
Tori sat silently on the bed while Samantha babbled away with every bit of confidence. How could Sam be so calm, Tori wondered? It didn't seem right that while Tori's knees shook with nervousness that Sam should be excited... but Sam was so very different than Tori... and Sam was the kind of girl Tori longed to be. Sam had blonde, wavy hair that grew down to her midback. Her eyes were hazel but mostly green. Her skin was always perfect... and Tori admired her so. But the admiration went deeper...
First TimeThat kind of thing happens to me all the time. I mean like, for example--I'm bi, but some of my straight friends don't know it (or kind of don't want to know it, I guess), so sometimes I end up sleeping next to them, like if we're on a trip or crashing at somebody's place or something.So there I am, lying next to a friend who I'm practically in love with, close enough to feel her warmth, to smell her hair and her skin, to hear her breathing and know she's asleep. I watched her undress, I...
I watch him sometimes at night. He lives in the house opposite and often walks into his room naked. He's about 19 or 20, tall, well built. I've stared many times as his taut arse, even his cock. I have touched myself while watching him upstairs, the light out. And on one bonus, bonus occasion, I saw him masturbating in front of the mirror. Did he secretly know I was watching and masturbating too? I can't get enough of taring at his young, muscular body. I came watching him that night. When I...
MasturbationMy name is Jeffrey Bruton. I was a big shot in a small town until one stupid decision took it all away. When I was sixteen I got drafted into the CHL, the top junior hockey league in Canada. For four years, I was a hero in my town. I was a 6 foot tall two hundred pound center with long wavy hair. I played with an edge that always made me a fan favourite. I had the hottest girlfriends, and plenty of action when I was in between girls. Unfortunately I never got drafted to the NHL. So after...
Straight Sexi myself woke up this morning, & whereas lately once again person of my same self have had to practically, &/or possibly likewise still at times have to force that being of my person out of bed, call it laziness, call it what you will, no, i myself am not lazy, maybe unusually tired that much more at times if not all of the time, but then nevertheless i myself say, &/or state for that being of the record that i am most certainly, definitely am not lazy, & even within that being...
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I made use of Warren's computer after leaving Noreen's room. It wasn't difficult to find some things out about Bruce Compton, the S&M bastard who got off abusing young girls like Noreen. I even found several pictures of Brucie and his lovely wife, Sylvie, including one with her in a bikini by what may have been their pool. I called Warren at his office and asked if I might borrow his car. He told me which one to take, not wanting me to avail myself of Mrs. Klugman's baby, and where...
So there I was up again at 7:30 grabbing some OJ from the refrigerator. I heard Consuela singing softly nearby in the laundry room. I knew that following the laundry duties she'd be getting breakfast ready. I finished the juice, rinsed the glass and left it in the sink and strolled silently around the house. When I came to Noreen's room, I opened the door and saw her lying on her bed, wearing a filmy teddy. As quietly as possible, I undressed and climbed in beside her. She murmured...
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It took a week, but Sylvia came up with the money. Don't ask me how, but several of the photos turned up on the prosecutor's desk and Compton's lawyer's talked him into copping a plea that would see him serve ten years before any parole would come his way. When Klugman saw Johnny sneaking Haley into his room one evening, he was ecstatic, and rushed to the pool where I was smoking one of his Cuban cigars to tell me. I suggested we listen outside Johnny's room to make sure that he wasn't...
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After our pool party, we were so hungry that my friends, Valentina (my sister) and I decided to go out for lunch. We all took a shower and met at 1 pm. We drove to a restaurant that was on the beachside and had a tasty meal there. The seafood in the place was amazing, and we were all very happy about having chosen that place.Later, we drove to another beach that was kind of isolated and spent the afternoon there. In the evening, we went to another restaurant, had dinner, and then went to a rock...
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For those of you who are fans of “Everybody Loves Raymond”, I have re-written the episode where Debra gets arrested for drink driving.Debra is throwing a wedding shower for Amy at Amy's apartment. Debra has done all the planning, food preparations and shower games. But Marie is not content to just sit back and watch. So she shows up with her own food and starts pushing it off on Debra's guests. Debra tries to take it all in stride. Then Marie starts criticizing the flow of the shower and says...
So I think everybody has a hot story to tell but most dont want to go through the bother of writting it out in great detail. So what I propose is this - in no more than 5 sentences share your most horny, most shocking sex story as a comment below. Gay, straight, young, old, something you done or something you seen, your best time, your first time, friends, family or strangers - share your story and make someone horny!!!
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BY; Blue Heat 2011 It all started with a simple motorist assist while on routine patrol for the Sheriff's department...... As an 11 year veteran of the sheriff's department, I have learned to expect the unexpected, danger can lurk around every hill or bend in the road just waiting to rear it's ugly head. As being dubbed "The shit magnet" by my fellow officers, very odd things just seem to happen while I am on patrol. I had many situations arise from "routine"...
‘This is officially the worst day of my life.’ Charlotte paused and lifted her pale blue eyes from her diary. She looked around her room, Robert Smith staring down at her from every wall. She smiled slightly as the opening bars of ‘Fascination Street’ began to reverberate around the room.Charlotte had not taken the news that her dad had got a new job well. She was pleased until she heard it involved uprooting her from her school, her friends and her life in Liverpool to go and live in some...
TeenI am still very young, and I have yet to figure out the complexities of the mind or why the body wants what it wants. And at this particular point and time, my body wanted my US History teacher. It was the one thing I couldn’t stop myself from wanting, even though I could never have it. In the beginning, I didn’t want him. I had never really looked twice at my teacher. I thought he was funny, smart, and a bit goofy, to be honest. But he was also married and had 3 kids, and I didn’t pay him too...