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4 years ago

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MonsterCockFriendDominatesMe

How I became a bisexual guy. My story. It started when I was young. Like most teens growing up, my hormones were in a rage. Often, when it got to the boiling point, I found a restroom and took care of my erection. I masturbated several times a week. It was during those moments of masturbating, sometimes I found that no matter how long I pumped away, I was no closer to cumming than when I first started. I had no problem fantasizing about girls or the things that I could not wait to try. Up to...

3 years ago

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MotherFuckingFriend

I have always dreamed of fucking my mom and her mom ,my nephews mother I want to fuck her two. For years they have filled my spank bank and made me shoot gallons of cum, unfortunately not inside eather one.My best friend from c***dhood, well his mother is no different as far as my cock is concerned. And to fuck her is not as good as sex with my own mother, but it is the next best thing. Especially the way I fucked her. I mean the way we fucked her. Well I guess I mean the way me and my best...

1 year ago

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AdultFriendFinder

You must have heard about hookup site Adult Friend Finder before aka aff.com? In 1994, a man named Andrew Conru created Web Personals, the first online dating site ever. In 1996, after selling Web Personals, he created a site called Friend Finder, one of the first social networking sites in existence. However, only days after Friend Finder went live, Conru and his crew noticed that the majority of what people were posting were naked photos of themselves and desperate pleas from people looking...

1 year ago

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FunWithFriends

Reddit FunWithFriends, aka r/FunWithFriends! Is there any sex that’s better than with friends? I’m not talking about the weird sex that ends friendships because the bitch couldn’t compartmentalize and, ‘accept what this was.’ I’m referring to the kind of sex where friends want nothing more than to fuck one another’s brains out, clean up, then go out and grab a beer before going home, taking a giant whiskey dump, then going to sleep. The kind of friend sex where everyone fucks because they want...

3 years ago

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bestfriend

The sun shine throw your window waking you up.as you get up you remember you need to get to you best friend house before school but you have 2 friends and they live in different area's you can only go to one.

2 years ago

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Boyfriends

I love my boyfriends. I love to fuck. I love to fuck my boyfriends. Some days I fuck one boyfriend. Other days I fuck two, three or sometimes all four of them. They are not jealous because they sometimes know each other and they know I like all of them the same. And they know that if they get jealous they cannot be my boyfriend any more. I am 21 now and have been fucking since I was 18. I agreed with my mom and our doctor that I should not have babies so they fixed me so I won’t get pregnant....

3 years ago

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Friend

Your friend was getting a divorce, she had come to stay with us since she had nowhere to go. I thought it was interesting since she looked very much like you, it was almost like she could be your sister. Same body type, she might be slightly heavier, but both of you had big breast, nice big butts, and nice happy smiley face. We had a spare room next to our bedroom that she got to stay in. We had a very active sex life and would make love at least once a day, but more often a couple of times....

4 years ago

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Friendship

Friendship By Sven the Elder© It was one of ‘those’ days. A bad hair day to end all bad hair days. Looking at the devastation in his driveway, Michael reflected that at least no one had been close by at the time. They would surely have been killed by the falling chimney. The lightning strike itself had been bad enough. The paramedics called by worried neighbours had been quite reassuring: his hearing would come back completely after a few hours. The firemen had covered the holes in the roof...

1 year ago

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Friendship

Friendship By Sven the Elder© It was one of 'those' days. A bad hair day to end all bad hair days. Looking at the devastation in his driveway, Michael reflected that at least no one had been close by at the time. They would surely have been killed by the falling chimney. The lightning strike itself had been bad enough. The paramedics called by worried neighbours had been quite reassuring: his hearing would come back completely after a few hours. The firemen had covered the holes in the roof...

2 years ago

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Girlfriends

It was the first weekend of summer vacation and my girlfriend Debbie was spending the night with me. My family lived in the hills outside LA and my parents let my girlfriends and I use our guest house for sleepovers so we could stay up late and not bother anyone. Debbie said she knew I was as horny as she was and had a surprise for me later. But she said we’d have to wait until everyone in the main house was asleep so no one would catch us. No matter how much I begged,...

4 years ago

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Girlfriends

If you like consensual feminization (persuasion, no pain, no extortion or blackmail, no magic), this story's for you. If you're under any relevant legal age, it isn't. Girlfriends by Vickie Tern One "What are you doing, honey?" My wife Tracy's voice calling me from downstairs. Tired, but trying to take charge nevertheless. She was home from work late again, after a wearying day. ...

3 years ago

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Friend

Carol was a good friend and she had huge tits and had them from a young age. She also would do anything I asked and one day my brother, Tim wanted to see her tits so I told Carol to show them to him.  Our parents worked so we had a lot of evening just to ourselves. Her globes were so firm and my brother's eyes got big looking at them. I told him to sit by her and touch those big hooters. He ran his hands over them and the nipples got hard. I had Carol arch her back and told him to kiss each...

4 years ago

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Friend

Who use to be your father is now my man and all your family wealth out of which I used to request you to support my financial needs as a best friend is now all mine, going this way you are my step daughter but you know I am too young to be a mom so I thought a different arrangement you will be our slave and me and your father will be your mistress and master, don’t bother about your father I have already made him disown you entirely even from the family wealth and gift you to me as my slave now...

4 years ago

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friend

Who use to be your father is now my man and all your family wealth for which I used to rely on you to support my financial needs as a best friend is now all mine, going this way you are now my step daughter but you know I am too young to be a mom so I thought a different arrangement you will be our slave and me and your father will be your mistress and master, don’t bother about your father I have already discussed with him and he has disowned you from the family and its wealth and left you...

2 years ago

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Boyfriend

‘Boyfriend?’ ‘Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!’ The alarm clock went off at exactly six o’clock on Monday morning. Heather lay under the thick blue comforter and closed her eyes tightly. She contemplated hitting the snooze button, then realized that just made her a chicken. ‘Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!’ ‘Oh God I wish I was dead,’ Heather thought as she pulled the comforter over her head. She knew this was not going to be the most pleasant day at work. What if she lost her job over this? Charles was...

2 years ago

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Friends

*****Note_1: The below story contains adult material. Do not continue reading if you are under age 18 or are offended by such material, this is a pure fantasy. All the other characters are pure fiction.Note_2: in tribute to the great BB. Sorry about the time that it took me, and thank you for the ideas.*****Chapter 1: the sisters from hell.Rachel Smith was a very attractive divorced woman. She had long black hair, deep blue eyes, and a great body. Rachel was on her way to work...

4 years ago

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Girlfriend

Maria bit her lip and tried her best not to look bored. She stared at a spot on the ceiling as Mike, her husband, labored on top of her."Oh yeah baby, gonna come, gonna fill you up."Maria uttered silent thanks and winced at her husband's outburst. Did he honestly think it was sexy to come out with stuff like that? He probably didn't care, she thought, Mike had never been proficient in the bedroom. She glanced up at his chubby features, eyes closed in mock concentration. Oh well, she thought,...

3 years ago

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Boyfriend

My boyfriend came over after school. He does that sometimes cause he knows I'm alone mostly. My mom works from afternoon until late. Midnight sometimes or later than that usually if they want her to. She's a dancer. I'm thirteen anyway, so I can take care of myself. My boyfriend's older and his name is Todd. He's like twenty, I think. He changes it every time somebody asks, but I don't care. He's big anyway, cute too and nice mostly. A girl needs a boyfriend, that's what my mom always...

1 year ago

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Friends

I have a good friend of mine named Chelsea, who conveniently lives one house down from me. She could be described as bitchy, but her humor can rival no other and we have been really great friends all through elementary and middle school. Although, as we reached high school we started to drift apart. In an effort to save the friendship I invited her to a party that some friends of mine were throwing. It was one of a series they had almost as a ritual. I wore a slightly loose, black, dale...

2 years ago

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Friends

It was a sweet, almost chaste kiss. Our lips meeting tenderly. Softly. A long overdue expression of the deep love we felt for each other. Lips moving gently together. It lasted longer than I expected. Neither wanted it to end. Don’t get me wrong. It was not romantic love, for several reasons. But it was still love. We had met---well how we met does not really matter. It was six months ago. At first a lot of flirting, then sexy online conversations. Then talk about our dissatisfactions in life. ...

3 years ago

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Friendship

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2 years ago

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Friendship

It was one of 'those' days. A bad hair day to end all bad hair days. Looking at the devastation in his driveway, Michael reflected that at least no one had been close by at the time. The falling chimney would surely have killed them. The lightning strike itself had been bad enough. They had been quite reassuring: his hearing would come back completely after a few hours. The firemen had covered the holes in the roof with a canvas sheet. The small amount of the chimney breastwork that had...

3 years ago

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Friends

It was a Saturday afternoon and Andy was sat in his room playing on his Xbox 360 but quickly becoming bored. He could have been out with friends just like any other 17 yr old boy but he didn’t have the luxury of living near his best friends and he didn’t know many people who lived on his street. The main shopping centre was just down the road as he lived on the outskirts of town. Andy was the type of boy who preferred his own company, either that or he had just got used to being on his own,...

4 years ago

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Friends

It was a sweet, almost chaste kiss. Our lips meeting tenderly. Softly. A long overdue expression of the deep love we felt for each other. Lips moving gently together. It lasted longer than I expected. Neither wanted it to end. Don’t get me wrong. It was not romantic love, for several reasons. But it was still love. We had met—well how we met does not really matter. It was six months ago. At first a lot of flirting, then sexy online conversations. Then talk about our dissatisfactions in...

2 years ago

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Girlfriends

I looked over her to my alarm clock “It’s only 11:15, I'm not ready to sleep.” “Me neither but let's put on our jammies.” Vicky and I got off to opposites sides of the bed to undress. Once we were nude, she grabbed her night gown but I stopped her, “No, let’s be naked for a while, I like the feeling of the sheets on my bare skin.” She smiled broadly, “I bet you would like the feeling of Nate's hands on your bare skin.” We both laughed as we jumped back onto the bed, on our knees facing...

1 year ago

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Girlfriends

I went to my girlfriend’s house to just hang out. Susan and I had met through a mutual friend a few ears ago. Her husband was out of town and mine was working late. After arriving at her house we chatted a little bit over a couple glasses of wine and a little bit to eat. We wound up in her and her husbands room and I flopped on the bed. I watched as she folded laundry and she started going through some of her clothes. During this I made a passing comment on a sexy little G string teddy that was...

3 years ago

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Friends

Friends by Vickie Tern i. It seemed to be the darkest day of my life, though now there's no doubt I'm better off for it. Janice, she's my wife, she thinks so, and her friend Melissa thinks so, and they both tell me so often enough. Even my friend Ray thinks so, Melissa's husband, though he always says whatever Melissa tells him, so who knows what he really thinks? I guess it's true. We're all better off...

4 years ago

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Boyfriend

Copyright© 1990-2003 "There was a young lady of Troy, Who invented a new kind of joy: She sugared her thing Both outside and in, And then had it sucked by a boy." -The Pearl No. 1 My name is Louise Smithyrs, and I'm the wife of a wonderful but busy man. I am also the mother of Samantha, Sam for short, a fifteen-year-old rebellious teenager. For three months Sam has been seeing this boy, an eighteen-year-old grade eleven student, who I believe is a bad influence on my...

2 years ago

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Friends

Connie and Dave had been our friends since we were at school. We’d paired off. I paired off with Claire. We enjoyed the same things, laughed together and I guess just fell in love. Both girls gave up their virginity at the same party and as soon as we were able, we married, within six months of each other. I guess you could say we were best friends. We would holiday together and took turns in having the others to dinner.In our mid twenties, Dave and Connie moved away so, because of work...

4 years ago

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Girlfriend

Your name is Jenny Rainwood. You're the girlfriend of an infamous rich playboy, Jacob Wright. He's the son of the mayor, and with his charming good looks, no girl can resist him - including you. However, that doesn't mean you're satisfied with just him. Despite his large cock you've always been something of a whore. You enjoy being stuffed by more than one cock, and cheating gives you a thrill of pleasure like no other. It isn't the sex from cheating that gets you off t's the act of cheating....

2 years ago

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Girlfriend

Through half closed eyes I watched my girlfriend get out of bed and start to get dressed. Firstly she found her bikini briefs that I had thrown carelessly across the floor last night and she wiggled into them; don't you love it when they do that. Then she picked up her folded jeans from the chair and pulled them on; they were very tight so it took her quite some time. At last she was happy for she had finally done them up, then she looked around for her top. At first she couldn't find it then...

4 years ago

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Friends

I'm John and this is my story, a story about me and my friends. It's about how I got closer to some, lost contact to others, and changed my relationships with most of them. I live in a small town. It's fairly quiet here, nothing big ever happens, but I like it. My apartment isn't too big either, but it has enough room for me and that is all that counts. I have nice neighbours, too. My family isn't living too far away from me, so I can easily drive there in a few minutes. I have a nice job and...

3 years ago

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Friends

Another story off the web. Enjoyi have been friends with my next door neighbor for about 5 years now. he recently divorced his wife, but somehow managed to keep the house. So, we have been doing the bachelor thing together for the last few months... beer and cookouts on sundays while watching football, getting drunk, fixing cars, etc. my wife complains a little about this, but all in all, she puts up with it. she uses the weekends to visit her sister (who is ill) and go out with the girls. i...

2 years ago

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Friends

I did didly squat at school and left under a little cloud after dragging the headmaster across his desk and getting ready to pummel his brains out ... Due to the noise the Deputy head (Monty) stormed in and separated me from the dickhead ... I really liked the deputy head so when he grabbed me I settled down and shut my mouth ... Monty hauled me into his office and asked me for my story ... I filled him in on the background and he paled a little knowing that I had the goods to the the bald...

3 years ago

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Friends

Nick and Sue were friends all through school. She was a petite blonde and he was a good looking black guy. In high school Sue developed a nice set of tits and she and Nick went out several times. She would let him take her shirt and bra off and suck her huge globes but no further. She planned to go to college and did not want to risk any unwanted babies. Nick stayed content sucking the big boobs. Then when school was over they both went to different colleges and had not seen each other for...

4 years ago

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Friends

There was a time when I had to crash at a female friends house for a couple days. It was one of those situations like a quid pro quo. So after a couple beers and some catching up, we entered the bedroom. She changed into these booty huggin' shorts with no panties....I could see the clit and pubic hair through the shorts. Weren't too long before I asked to go down with no stopping I had her legs up, toungue in. She she got so wet she grabbed the chocolate bar and pushed it in, whimpering my...

2 years ago

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Friends

Friends By: Fantasy Man Billy had met Stacey several times. His mother worked with her at the fertilityclinic had her over for dinner frequently. Stacey was total knockout. About5.5 feet tall, her dark, straight hair came about half way down her back. Fordinner yesterday, she was wearing a navy blue sport jacket, over a tight whiteshirt. For a young man of 17, Billy was overwhelmed by the sexual image beforehim: massive breasts thrusting against a lacy bra who's outline was clearlyvisible when...

3 years ago

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Friends

I became roommates with my straight best friend, Joe. We shared a two-bedroom condo. Joe was very straight, girlfriends and pussy all the time. Once, I came home and caught Joe watching straight porn and jerking off, as he came in tissues. Joe ran on the bathroom, dressed, and left without a word. I went into Joe's bathroom and found the cum-filled tissues. I smelled and rubbed the cum in my hand. I knew then that I had to deep throat Joe and eat his load fresh!A few weeks later, Joe had been...

4 years ago

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Friends

* There is some language in this that some may see as derogatory, it's for entertainment purposes only and doesn't reflect true feelings of the author. *“Dude, are you sure she won’t come home?” Brad asked.“Yes. Don’t worry about it.” I said, as Brad continued to stroke my cock. Finally, he slid off the couch and got in between my legs. He leaned in and took the head of my cock into his mouth and began to suck on the head while he massaged my balls. I moaned as he began to bob his head up and...

4 years ago

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Friends

"Are you ready?" "Yeah, are you?" "Yup." "Can you see everything?" "Move the camera down just a little." "That better?" "Perfect." "I'm a little nervous." "Me too, but I think the nervousness will stop once we start." "You're probably right. Okay, let's go. Tell me something." "Like what?" "I don't know. Something that'll make me hot." "You have a beautiful pussy." "That's good, say something else." "Your tits are wonderful too. They're so big....

2 years ago

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Friends

The following story is a true one, although it may seem unbelievable at times. Of course, I will try to skip the mundane parts and stick to those directly relating to or leading to the sexual acts, but it might still be slow at times. The story is not something im proud of, the 'wild times' led to repercussions for many years. But sometimes I like to reminisce on the fun I had at the time and the carefree attitude of those around me, which is why I decided to put it into writing. I am happy for...

3 years ago

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Friends

It's been weeks since I (Ross) have heard any word from my wife, Emily, since she's refused to speak to me because I accidentally said Rachel's name instead of hers during the ceremony. I get up this seemingly normal day the way I usually: have breakfast, watch some cartoons, and then shower. It got to be around noon or so, I decide to go over to Monica's and see what she and everyone else are up to. I get over there and just walk in like I usually do, but there was no one there. "Hello?" I...

2 years ago

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Friends

“Take off all your clothes.” Even though I’ve seen Helen repeat this scene hundreds of times, I still marvel at her ability to make people do anything she tells them. Yes, anything she tells them. Why just today she had three sexy looking guys in the office and not one of them was over 21. They knew only one of them was going to get a chance to test for a juicy supporting role in a major Hollywood studio film. And the other two? They get to go back to being waiters, bar tenders, parking lot...

1 year ago

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Friends

It all starts when john goes to bens house to stay the night. John arrives at bens house and they are watching tv and ben says to john my neck is sore can you massage it for me? john says ya shure and so he starts they get to talking and ben askes john if he wants to get it done now and john says ya ok. So john lays down and gets a full massage and then bens says don't you find it hot in here john says ya i do then ben says well take of your pants you can just wear your boxers. so he does. as...

4 years ago

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Fucked Over Ch 02

They celebrated their first con together with an expensive dinner. Rebecca couldn’t get over the fact that the old man had simply handed her a stack of cash, $10,000 total, to ‘help out an orphanage’. She and Dave had done their research well, finding Jerome Hill and his history. Which included having grown up in a boys’ home from the age of six when both of his parents had died in a car accident, leaving him without any immediate family to go to. Soft spots were the best way to hit a mark...

2 years ago

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Surviving the IslandChapter 7

Neither of them heard her approach, but they both blinked out of their post-orgasmic dozing when they felt her shadow cross them. "I can't believe you did this!" Natalie cried. Then before either of them could even think of a possible response, she took off running down the beach. Stacy pulled away from him, his soft cock finally plopping loose of her tight little orifice with a sad wet sound. James grinned inwardly at the sound, but Stacy simply said, "I'll take care of her," and...

3 years ago

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Stormy Weather A Love Story

It was raining like hell out. I’d just gotten off work and stopped by the 7-11 to pick up some sodas to take home. She was sitting on the curb, shivering and cold. Her clothes were totally soaked and she didn’t have shoes. There wasn’t a soul around this time of night, being close to midnight and stormy. As the headlights of my car hit her, she lifted her head. What a sad sight she is. I get out and run inside, get what I need and back out to my car. “Mister, will you help me, please.” I...

2 years ago

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Shocking DevelopmentsChapter 2

That afternoon Derrick was sitting in his favorite patio chair when Jim, Kathy and their two teenage children Jason and Megan came up on the patio. Kathy, as usual, was wearing a low cut top and tight jean shorts that showed more than one would expect from a married mother of two children. Jim liked the way she dressed, and she liked showing things off, especially around Derrick. She always teases him about what he could have had years ago when they went out a few times before he got involved...

2 years ago

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Out of the Closet 1 the Library Fundraiser

The library fund raiser was unexpectedly crowded. Sue's light brown hair was nicely coifed and well matched to her light blue eyes. Overlooking the formal crowd from a twenty-foot high balcony, we could see it was a young group with several very conservative elders. The balcony had a four-foot high thick oak rail with widely spaced and narrow light teak balusters. The outer three feet of the balcony had an absolutely clear glass floor. We would soon make very good use of all that. This could...

3 years ago

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2 years ago

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beach house Part III

I woke up and leisurely stretched and rolled over on my side. I was watching the two boys now dressed in jeans and t-shirts. I could definitely smell food. I got up and walked out to the kitchen and sat down at the breakfast nook. Well Richard I said. When did you become a chef and laughed at my own remark.Well all those conversations in the kitchen with you might of helped, you think? Stop being a smart ass, I laughed, it smells good whatever it is. I leaned over and said. What is it anyway?...

4 years ago

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Kitty and Michael

Kitty and MichaelKitty Foreman lay in a drowsy haze, Red was in the shower. She was remembering the events that took place last night, it was their 25th wedding anniversary. They were at a very fancy restaurant downtown Milwaukee have drinks and some food. Kitty had been drinking a lot of wine while Red had a couple of beers. Red said to Kitty in a soft voice remember the first years of our marriage when we would swing with our friends and how you would get on your knees and all of us guys...

4 years ago

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Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 324

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government, lest it come to dominate our lives and interests.” -- Patrick Henry (1736-1799) The Importance of Walking Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing Home at $7000 per month{br} My grandpa started walking Five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and We don’t...

2 years ago

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Sales Woman Offers Herself

Friends, you are reading this sex story on indiansexstories dot net I am Rahul, I was living in Mumbai when this happened. I was sitting in my home, working on my computer, when the doorbell rang. I got up to answer it and found that it was my new neighbor, a beautiful, sexy woman with long, shiny black hair, big brown eyes, and the most delicious breasts you ever saw. As she smiled at me my cock started to rise, and now here she was, standing on my doorstep, a small suitcase in her hand. “Is...

4 years ago

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Wild WoodsChapter 9 Recrimination

“As your doctor, I’m ordering you to stop jumping in the river, Gee,” Adam said as he stitched the cut on Gee’s leg. Ellie held a tight pad against the jagged cut on his arm but Adam had decided the leg injury was worse. Gee could feel a slow trickle of blood on his face as well. He sighed. “The first thing I remember is the sign for the Pub & Grub,” Gee said. “Yeah, get your smartass comments out before your future wife gets here,” Ellie said. “She won’t be amused.” “How is Beck?” Gee...

1 year ago

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Friends With Many Benefits

I hasten to clean up my room and neaten up my bed. I look at myself in the mirror, trying not to think too hard about what’s to come. I head back to my room and sit on the edge of my bed, my hands held in my lap. My whole body is shaking, but I’m so excited. The doorbell rings, and I practically jump out of my skin. I run downstairs and open the door. You’re on my doorstep, smiling at me. You’re wearing a grey skirt and a light blue shirt. I look down at my pajama pants and white shirt, and...