KOLCHAK: THE NYLON STALKER.
(Based upon characters created by Jeff Rice.)
By Way Zim.
FINALE; WINKING OUT IN VEGAS.
August 4th, 2006
Cleveland, Ohio
Karen Foster Klein's Journal;
Let it be said it from the start, 'I'll miss that sweet old bastard.'
Thanks to him, I'm stunning in my wedding dress, still waiting for Mom
to fix her raccoon eyes before helping with my makeup.
While handing her another tissue, I can't help but smile, thinking about
Carl Kolchak's unintended contribution to this happy day.
"Something Old, Something New."
An Old Man who'd stepped into Something... or Someone, after an
unfortunate act of Good Intent on my part, June of last year. But even
as I; reportedly with no real recollection of my own demise, had fallen
into an infinite void... Poor Carl had been thrust rudely into a shell
of my former self.
While he'd clearly been confused and guilt ridden, still the man felt
determined to create something New.
"Something Borrowed."
He could have gone the way of many a 'Body Snatcher' in both Film and
Fiction, using this female figure for selfish reasons. Instead; from my
soon to be husband's reports, Carl went on to live the life I was meant
to.
At least he'd given it that 'Old College Try.' which endears him even
more in my still foggy memories.
I suppose that for some, I owe them a reasonable explanation, as to what
part Carl had played in my eventual resurrection. But as much as credit
is due, I'm still at a loss on how exactly to go about it.
"Something Blue."
I want everyone to know that I love my father, dearly.
Yet I almost feel that Kolchak; in letting slip the hold he had on my
annexed anatomy, had acted as a de-facto substitute. He'd given me away
to a man, as seduced by his quality as that which I allegedly possess,
and this future he bought us will be bright indeed. I'm sure of it.
Still, just struggling to remember what I can about our adventures...
Damn it! Now we have two women in need of a serious makeover. But this
smudged mascara is a Good, as it serves to remind me of where I am and
who ultimately got me here.
A Note To Self, and any Potential Reader;
The bulk of this text is, in effect, the last testament of Carl Kolchak,
dedicated journalist and truth seeker.
While I diligently edited some observations ( made just before the
cross-over occurred. ) it's his voice which narrates most of our Las
Vegas adventure, on about the 12th through to the 17th of May.
May 11th, 2006.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Karen Klein's Journal;
It was a night and day before my Bachelorette party in Sin City,
standing just outside the airport security zone with my fianc?. Gale was
saying her goodbyes to her husband, while I was still practicing.
For his part in this affair, Prof seemed as bemused as I was with this
whole couples thing, for which he had my eternal gratitude.
If things had been weirder before, the months of normalcy which followed
our betrothal in December were downright insane by comparison.
OK, that's not exactly true, as almost a year ago I was another person -
in fact, another sex.
A very old man who; through an otherworldly set of circumstances, was
reborn into the body of a former girlfriends' daughter.
But since then I'd vowed to live her life well, in the hopes of reviving
that tiny spark of memory, which the Gods preserved within this
reconstituted form.
This included the possibility of Love, though when it came it still
shocked the hell out of this girl. My helper, my savior, The Professor,
turned out to be Mr. Right after all.
He'd been there for Karen, even before she'd met me.
When Carl Kolchak eventually came to this rather randy mythologist; for
help in being the best girl he could - well - this is how that ended.
I'm not complaining, on the contrary I've never been happier.
Nothing could have given me greater joy, until Gale, or as I've been
calling her these days; Mom, revealed that she finally recognized the
man behind these bright hazel eyes.
It was a strange sort of Mother-Daughter bonding experience, and yet it
only strengthened my resolve to see this quest through to the end.
As for this spirit sister within our shared consciousness, she'd grown
considerably since that rather vivid haunting during the past Christmas
Season.
For the present I still had control, but Karen usually figured on having
the Last Word. Like now.
"Get A Room, You Two."
"If you don't mind missing your own party, sister of mine." I silently
joshed my psychic sibling, wondering if the warmth I felt was from her
or the firm manly hand at my back.
"That's more for you and mom. I'm just along for the ride," Karen
challenged rudely.
It shocked me enough that our fianc? paused in his dedicated kissing,
gazing quizzically into my soft eyes.
"Girl Trouble?"
"Something like that." I answered curtly, giving his fingers a loving
squeeze, as inwardly I abstractly cocked an allegorical brow at her.
'But it'll be fine, once we get to Las Vegas."
'Speaking of which," Daniel cut in as he and Mom came up, holding hands
like a couple of lovey-dovey teens. "You ladies should get going. Have
fun, Princess, and I'll make sure Prof's kept busy until you get back."
"Perfect." chuckled The Professor, before I flashed him a No Nonsense
look which would've done Gale proud. Somehow; despite my dubious
pedigreed, the goddess in me was coming out. She was wearing stiletto
heels.
Passing through the gate, I wondered if my still emergent twin was
capable of being on the rag.
It was just that; despite the amazing progress she'd made, we were far
from equal. I think Karen was feeling somewhat frustrated.
My own slightly morose musings was interrupted by the conspicuous
buzzing of my cell, to which a few less than cordial old ladies glared
at me as if I'd insulted their grandkids.
I blushed, automatically switching over to Vibrate even as I checked the
ID.
It was my editor.
"Dorothy?" I answered huffily, channeling Bridezilla as I realized where
she was calling from... "Why are you in your office? Aren't you suppose
to be catching a plane about now?"
Dorothy Weller, editor extraordinaire with the syndicate which handled
my columns, chuckled at this girls pouting tone.
Apparently she'd gone down this road herself; Twice - in point of fact.
The second time being the clincher that she liked the Single Life
better. But still she readily agreed to serve as one of my maids...
"I'm taking a later flight, hon," the less than matronly 44 year old
responded with some annoyance, though not at her best girl. "I've been
stuck doing a little house-cleaning here.
"Do you recall those couple articles I asked you for? The restaurant
pieces?"
"Ah, those," I chuckled, giving a mocking expression to Gale over this
long distance Hen-Peck from Dorothy.
The restaurant expose was her idea of squaring the books between us,
before we went off on this little shindig.
It should've been a simple assignment; covering several local eateries
which remained in operation, despite numerous citations against them.
Where someone else would've simply recycled old reports about payola to
certain unnamed public officials, I reverted to old habits... Kolchak's
old habits, that is.
In digging a bit deeper, I discovered a cooperative anonymous source to
confirm a smoking gun.
It concerned a mid level mob boss whose ambitions weren't as great as
his rather kinky pastimes.
As frightening a figure as he wished to be, let's just say that Miles
Albert Kern sometimes wanted to be punished; like the bad little girl he
was...
"As much as I could pass by our lawyers, I let that rather flippant
comment at the end stand," Dorothy told me.
"But evidently, all the circumstantial evidence about Graft and Money
Laundering; none was as damaging as the suggestion that -' In Lieu of
mild litigious scolding by the Chicago courts, perhaps all Lil Millie
needs is to be taken across his mothers knee.'
'I've done worse to less deserving people," I protested impishly, rather
pleased that she'd allowed as much as she had.
This largely uncontested trust between the two women, had given me more
leeway than I'd ever had as Kolchak. "So, what's the problem?"
"There might not be a problem, but for some scuttlebutt which a few
friends within the FBI dropped on me. Miles apparently decided that now
was the time to take a vacation..."
"Well, good for him." I interrupted as Gale let me know our flight had
just been called. "Maybe some time in the sun will ease that temper of
his..."
"You don't think the timing is too coincidental, Hon?" Dorothy shot
back, mild worry underlying her usual laidback manner. "Miles does have
a connection with Las Vegas, after-all."
"And a place in the Caymans, a small condo in Miami... don't worry so
much, Dorothy." I encouraged her while handing over my boarding pass to
the waiting attendant.
"I'm sure it'll all blow over and I don't want you missing any of the
festivities because of this. Ok?"
"I'll be there with bells on, then." she relented before my forceful
enthusiasm, manufactured though it might have been.
In the back of my mind, even Karen couldn't bring herself to believe
that a blowhard like Miles would come after us. Not for a slight so off
the cuff, it probably didn't even register with most of my readership.
For the bulk of the flight, as I was distracted by Mom's babble about my
last rite of single hood, Most of Dorothy's unease was all but
forgotten.
May 12th, 2006
Las Vegas, Nevada.
Through the maddening bustle at McCarran International Airport, I easily
spotted the brightly colored placard and its holder, a wickedly pleased
Tanya Landers.
With her Cheshire smile, my former college cohort pointed a finger down
at the bold pink and purple script which read - 'Karen Foster Klein, A
Lucky Witch At Last.'
"Your ship finally came in, I see," she taunted me; on the heels of a
serious hug which left her best friend gasping.
A less damaging one was reserved for Gale as I countered playfully. "And
you as well. I didn't think Amore del Mare sailed this far inland."
"You'd be surprised." Tanya laughed, taking both our arms as she lead us
toward the exit. "No, don't worry about your luggage. I asked Mario to
collect it. He's likely putting it in the limo even now..."
"A Limo... You've been busy," I quipped while the Public Relations agent
made it out as no big deal.
"Just part of The Service, sister. You think your Maid of Honor would do
anything less for her best girl? Nothing but Style for the next four
days, so loosen your corset. It's gonna be a wild ride."
I wouldn't have figured Tanya to be The Mistress of Understatement, as
in our distracted reverie we nearly collided with a couple loiters at
curbside. Just two guys in loud shirts who I barely considered as we
made our apologies.
"Don't sweat it, lady," said the older man with a crooked little smirk.
"You just go on... enjoy your party."
Fans of Hindsight would be quick to note here, that after all I'd been
through, one would've thought...
Of course 'All I'd been through.' was hardly your average reporters lot,
so perhaps when confronted by something so obscenely normal...
Or, perhaps this bride to be was just too busy trying to have fun.
It had been quite awhile for old Kolchak, more than thirty years since
he'd left Sin City behind him.
But what a difference three decades had made in the old whore, once just
a few gaudy palaces plopped down amidst the dunes.
The age of the mobster, and those rat pack vagabonds who gave the girl
some shine, all that was gone, replaced by a far more glitzier yet
darker force... The Corporate Entity.
However jaded Carl had become in the face of all this High-Tech
Extravagance, this girl was more than happy to sink back into the plush
seating of our stretched Hummer, even as Tanya popped a bottle of
Bubbly.
"So, where are we going again?"
"Only the hottest spot on the strip," she gushed. "The Montecito? I know
The Host and she cut us a special deal. But that's not for you to worry
about. I called in a bag load of favors, several left over from last
July.
"Let's just say that Amore del Mare has been very good to me."
I had no doubt about that, having seen our Ms. Landers in action after
that trouble aboard Amore del Mare II.
But the exact nature of her deal with the owners? My loyalty and her
confidentiality clause prevented me from questioning her too closely
about that.
We arrived in good time at this great burnished Shrine.
At odd angles to either side of its unconventional fa?ade, The Montecito
sported two wings which housed the tide of High and Low Rollers, who
kept this resort afloat.
We clambered out of our ride as gawking tourists, even old hands like
Gale and I, our very young and quite fit driver conversing with a
stylish young black man.
Though his smooth dome was as polished as a billiard ball, the concierge
worked it with a laidback confidence which definitely caught this
woman's eye.
Tanya knew him, and why not? Giving him a now patented Landers embrace.
"Mike! It's been way too long, stud! What are you doing? Slumming?"
"Ms. Landers... Oomph!" he exhaled cheerfully, happily bowled over by
her greeting.
"Nah. Just helping out in a pinch. But how about you? What's this? Shore
Leave? Brought me back some sexy mermaids, did you?"
"Ladies," she laughed. "I'd like you to meet Mike Cannon. He used to be
the best valet on the strip until they bumped him upstairs. Now he's
keeping a watchful eye over us in Security."
'I feel Safer already." I chuckled. "I'm Karen Klein, the victim of this
Bachelorette Party. Too Bad for the both of us, I'm sure."
"Karen Klein... Karen Klein. You're that reporter?" he responded with
congenial interest. "You do Consumer Pieces?"
"Don't worry, Mr. Cannon," I returned, mocking his own feigned alarm.
"I'm sure the services here are beyond contest... aren't they?"
"As in my case, absolutely," Mike assured me, though as an aside he
couldn't help but poke fun at fellow employees. "For the rest, well,
you'll have to talk to Sam about that.
"She just got word that you ladies arrived and is waiting to greet you.
Would you like me to show you the way?"
"I would, but it looks like you got your hands full here," Tanya said,
following up with a polite peck on his cheek. "Maybe if we both get some
free time, you'll want to catch up?"
"Absolutely," he answered, blushing shyly which made him even cuter.
"But in any case, Welcome to Vegas!"
I couldn't help but chortle at the oddity of that sentiment, since last
time I'd been made less than Welcome by certain persons. Gale had a
similar expression on her face, thinking the same thing as I, even as
she idly took my out stretched hand...
Thankfully, our fellow sister was oblivious to this little secret we
kept, though I did feel guilty about that.
Just a little bit - But she was Happy in her element, and as we entered
the grand lobby Tanya squealed with girlish glee; which seemed than
usual for my enthused girlfriend.
When we were introduced to an insanely sexy brunette with dark
mischievous eyes... well... perhaps such exuberance was indeed the right
response.
"I'm Samantha Marquez, Ladies," she greeted us with a polished
familiarity which recalled Jacob Emerson Kane. This gal, however, made
it sound a lot more sincere. "But for the rest of your stay, just call
me 'Sam.' Uh Kay?"
"Sam, I can't say how much I appreciate this..."
"Uh huh," interrupted our hostess, switching gears in a flash as she
turned all business. "So, while maybe you want to get to it, let's talk
'Turkey' shall we?
"Tanya... Honey. Did you set up the arrangements we negotiated? For that
- umm - 'Little Excursion' my client requested? Including that 'Special
Surprise' mid-cruise?"
"You sure make things hard for this gal..." Tanya bitched somewhat as
her Casino counterpart rolled those dangerously stunning eyes.
Sam shook her head with mocking dismay. "You know I don't want to be a
Party-Pooper, but I was counting on you..."
'You're in, everything's Golden. Tell your boy not to worry, and that
it'll all be in place by the time his entourage boards. So, are we
Good?"
"Oh, you are good." Sam giggled appreciatively, though as an
afterthought. "Almost as Good as me, but..."
"You wish," my friend declared to her rival, noting the printout in her
slender grasp. "So, is that our itinerary?"
"Yep," the hostess replied while I stood by with mouth agape, Karen
whispering in my mind.
"You guys worked a trade? With My Party?" my incredulous tone cut
through their self congratulations.
Tanya, at least, blushed a bit while Sam only tittered evilly. "Karen...
I."
"I guess we really are in Vegas." I snickered, letting Tanya off the
hook - much to her relief. "So let's get this party started."
Such was Business as Usual in Sin City.
The Bet, The Deal, The Big Gamble; both Legit & Illicit, as commonplace
as Breathing.
It felt like Coming Home at long last.
"When are the rest of the girls arriving?" Gale broke into my musings,
still right beside me on my trip down memory lane.
I looked to my Maid of Honor who dutifully consulted her Blackberry.
"Both Rochelle and Natalie are coming in together. Jenny, not that far
behind them, so they should all be in about 5 this afternoon. I thought
that Dorothy would've been here by now..."
"Uh, she got delayed. Some last minute business," I temporized,
recalling that late night conversation I'd been trying to repress. "But
since the main event isn't until tomorrow, we have time."
"But she'll miss all the stuff in between." Tanya groused, somewhat
perturbed by this wrinkle to her perfect plans. "I guess I'll have to
leave a note with Reception then."
"Well, we should check you into your suite?" Sam intervened decisively,
that sense of professional fun back in place; as if it never left. "I'll
have Mike alert your driver to the pick up times, so ya'll can just
relax."
Believe you me, Relaxation was the first thing on my mind as our cuddly
host lead us past the entrance to the casino and onward to a bank of
elevators.
Even eager to simply put work behind me, I couldn't help but notice an
oddly familiar pair coming out of a nearby bar.
"Hey," I whispered to Tanya and Gale. "Aren't those the two guys we
bumped into at the airport?"
"Could be." My best gal glanced their way with deliberate casualness.
"Still, it's not unusual for people to keep bumping into each other. You
think there's a problem?"
"I don't know, probably not," I told her, even as one of them began
talking on his cell.
It appeared that neither were particularly inclined to notice us, and
perhaps Dorothy's warning had made me a bit skittish in spite of myself.
"Just watch your purses around them, ladies."
Still, regardless of my reassurances, I decided not to get too
complacent as Sam pressed the button for our floor.
What can I say about Tanya that I haven't already?
Since our little cruise last year, I was impressed by her ability to
deliver the goods. When our escort opened the door to our suite, we
weren't disappointed.
The room was slightly smaller than - say, a conference room.
Ok, perhaps I'm exaggerating just a bit, but this was my party and I'll
lie if I want to...
The common area was long yet still roomy, with doors at either end
leading into plush bedrooms.
There was an expansive window to give us a great view of The Strip; for
the moment partially obscured by a large purple swag. And everywhere was
covered by mixed floral arrangements, as well as mountainous treats ...
"I know we can be a rowdy bunch," I quipped, eyeballing the lavishness
with a queasy anticipation. "But really - Tanya, isn't this too much for
just seven of us?"
"Not for your Last Hurrah, Hon." she exhaled with fond exasperation.
"Besides, whose to say there're won't be some tagalongs, after we've
made the rounds..."
"Tanya," I warned her, having seen that playful twinkle before. For such
an otherwise centered woman; where her libido led, well...
"As much as I appreciate the gesture, I don't need any stray
Chippendales following me Home?"
"And who said they'd be for you?"
"Consolation Prizes for the persistently single?"
"Absolutely," my best friend chortled, glad to see me finally feeling
the fun - as Rochelle would say.
I obliged further by deftly nabbing a lush chocolate dipped strawberry
off a nearby tray, seductively nibbling it down while Sam whistled
approvingly.
"And here I thought you said we'd have to really work to loosen her up."
she directed this rather saucy remark toward my Ms. Landers who simply
took it in stride. "If this is uptight, by the honeymoon the poor groom
won't know what hit em."
"Thanks for that vote of confidence," I said, clearing a stray glob off
my right cheek with a leisurely fingertip.
"But while y'all wait to see how Karen gets her groove on, maybe we can
change out of our travel duds into something less? Who'll go first?...
oh, wait. It's me."
Gale beamed like the proud parent she was while Sam cast a tell-tale
sneer toward my best girl, as if to say "She's your good friend, I just
work here."
Honor satisfied, I left them to their own devices while I enjoyed the
amenities - a lot.
But it wasn't simply some well-earned release before greeting the rest
of our posse. I was eager for some quality time alone with the eighth
member of this celebration.
As I'd come to expect, our talk was anything but average.
"Ok, sister of mine, I'm doing my best here."
"And I'm a misery bitch," she admitted at long last. "I know."
"So, spill." Jesus, I was even sounding like my inner voice, but the
glow was fading and the frustration was palpable between us.
"I'm not sure this is working."
"What's not working?" I demanded, raucous laughter coming from the other
room as I fluff dried my hair. "We put so much effort into getting us
even this far..."
"That's just it," Karen broke in edgily, something more behind her heavy
voice. "As much as I've tried... I just don't think there ever was a
'We'."
"And that big lecture about how we are each other?" I shot back,
expressly put out by this off the cuff retreat.
"You helped me through so much. More than Gale, or even The Professor.
This whole exercise is about giving you your Life back..."
"Your Life, Carl." The matter of fact tone floored me, even while a
residue of the old man appreciated her dilemma. "You've been living it
so well for the past several months, and now you're getting married..."
"To a man who loves you," I countered rather sagely, her anxiety
mirroring my own doubts when first faced with his proposal. "After All,
You were the reason I finally accepted, or had you forgotten?"
"I guess I did..." she answered slowly, as if for my sake which cued me
into the problem at once. "But as much as I'm still simply a ghost in
the machinery..."
"As you once said to me... Liar!"
I'm sorry?" her confused response, despite my best intentions toward
this woman; my better angel, tickled another emotion within... a smug
sense of payback for December.
"You heard me, sister dearest. Who's scared now? You afraid of actually
becoming more than a Greek Chorus of One? Worried that when you do, all
this good stuff will be waiting for you? Worried that when it does,
you'll come up short somehow?"
"Maybe all the above," admitted Kay, still clutching to that tiny bit of
resistance like a favorite raggedy doll.
But while we seemingly had miles to go, I wasn't about to let her play
this game without laying down my trump card.
"But the answer is; None of the Above, my heroic lady," I challenged,
with nothing but good feelings toward my wonderful femme-phantom.
"The Truth... the reality of our relationship, fighting Janus ReGen and
as soul-sisters sharing this amazing body... You don't want to lose old
Kolchak, now do you?"
"You're right, I don't." The huff was almost humorous in its appraisal
of my acerbic insight.
"I'd rather just let go of myself. After all, what was it all for if
neither of us gets the Happy Ever After we deserve?"
"Now hold on, kiddo." I paused with lipstick in hand, almost as a
flourish to make the point. "That's not quite fair. This was my mission,
you know. At heart, I'm still that old reporter just trying to do the
right thing at long last..."
"Nice Breasts for an old man, by the way." Karen remarked smartly, but
the former hollowness behind the gibe was less. "Do you really think
your leaving me would be in my best interest?"
"Sass, youngster," I chided respectfully, her stubbornness reminding me
of something I'd forgotten.
"But who's to say I simply blink out?
"'Remember' was what you said to me, so perhaps Fate will be kinder than
we consider?
"Besides, don't be so quick to count either of us out. As we both know,
I'm not that easy to get rid of. Truth?"
"Truth," she conceded, perhaps feeling a glint of hope even as I felt
ever the hypocrite.
It had been made fairly clear by The Gods that Success meant a return to
the void for old Kolchak. What, exactly, that entailed, I didn't know. I
guessed it was nothing less than Oblivion.
"In the meantime, help me finish up here?" I suggested, shelving these
morbid thoughts before Karen got wind of them. "We don't want to look
less than stunning, do we?"
Let's just say that when Karen and I finally rejoined them, even Gale
was impressed by the image we'd concocted.
I wore a blue denim short dress with a wide curved neckline, short
sleeves with decorative button cuffs and pretty gathering on the skirt.
Not quite a mini, yet it showed more than enough of my slightly chunky
yet still fit gams.
Beneath, I'd allowed my inner critic to suggest some soft provocative
lingerie, an indigo satin demi-bra and French cut panties.
The goddess was pleased as she finished off this fashion plate with
sandals which sported elevated solid heels.
My makeup was light, but when combined with the deliberately tousled
mane, Spring had definitely sprung in Vegas...
"Holy Crap," Tanya declared. "When you finally let your hair down..."
"And I expect no less from my girls," I added with the tone of a bridal
taskmaster. "if we're gonna do this right, that is."
"Well," Gale chuckled, giving her co-patriot a passing pat on her
shoulder. "I guess we've been given our marching orders then."
"You go ahead, hon." Ms. Landers laughed as I flopped down beside her.
"Age before... You know."
"Yes. But when one has both, when are you gonna have time to clean up,
dear?" Gale shot back from the bathroom door.
Rather than being insulted, my old friend gave a wicked grin as she
declared. "I really like your mom."
"So do I," I amended reverently before Karen gave me an abstract elbow.
As we awaited Gales return, the cruise line rep caught me up on some old
business...
"So you want to know the latest concerning our mystery masher? Hmm?"
she ventured with some practiced annoyance toward her employers.
"Evidently, since jumping ship; quite literally, which you know, of
course, he also changed venues.
"There were no reports to indicate he was continuing to harass women
aboard cruise ships, sailboats, tugboats, toy boats.
"From other sources, I did hear vague references to comparable incidents
in resorts like The Catskills, Atlantic City, Nashville, even some
places in Florida & Texas."
"But nothing definitive," I concluded, not too surprised where that was
concerned.
An exercise not only in Futility toward catching this paranormal
lothario, but a reflection of my initial vulnerability as a fledgling
female.
I'd come that close to being debauched by this godlike Adonis, who
masqueraded as a ships officer.
Instead, I was seduced by a more earthly lover, the handsome emcee of
our onboard Karaoke Bar.
But rather than continue his chase of this now taken reporter, De la
Croix simply chose to bed two young co-eds, recent acquaintances of
mine...
"Once he came ashore, that was the end of my employers involvement,"
Tanya admitted, though none of that was her fault. "But I'm more curious
as to what, if anything, you uncovered at your end. You had a source who
was going to help ... ?"
"I did, and I do... I said 'I do' - in point of fact." My rather cute,
if curt response, it confused my maid of honor for a second. That is
until she expectedly caught my drift.
"Prof? It was him? Hon, that's wasn't what I meant about pumping your
informant."
"Well," I chuckled. "We weren't exactly spending all that time between
the sheets. Honestly; he didn't even try for it until the Fall. Besides,
we had several other things crop up in the interim..."
"Such as?"
Oh, what indeed.
Tanya had voiced some concerns about my well-being during our half
successful cruise, not knowing who was living in her best friends body
at the time.
I suppose that after witnessing the dematerialization of our main
suspect, it would've been easier to simply come clean... but I didn't.
"Oh, that little blow up in Chicago, for instance."
The light tone behind my words caught her off guard as she realized what
I was talking about...
"That Brouhaha from October? You were involved in that?"
"As well as another case before that. Before you called about your
little problem." I confessed. "So, it was quite a busy year for this
girl..."
"To say the least," Gale interjected as she rejoined us, looking
amazing; with little effort as always, in a simple pastel sundress.
Sexy, if somewhat straight line, to diminish her agreeably full figure,
the soft vertical swirls of forest green against the dove white was
almost retro mod.
Although she was no longer that young woman of Kolchak's memory, Gale
Klein was still one gorgeous gal.
"Uh, yah." I opened both my hazel eyes wide in girlish exasperation, as
if to say 'Not Now, Mother.'
"But this isn't the time to rehash all that, is it?"
"Well, dear," a smooth yet commanding voice ventured drolly from the
doorway. "Maybe after a few drinks, you'll feel differently about
that..."
"Perhaps," my pleasant counter less mocking than with the others. "But I
don't see any bells on, Dorothy."
"I was in a bit of a rush, you may have guessed," she answered, that
mature emerald gaze looking me up and down in deliberate critique.
"Fortunately I was able hitch a ride with a friend, who just happened to
have a junket in your neck of the woods."
'Speaking of strange bedfellows," I remarked, all the while Karen
feeding me some interesting data; as plump as our strawberries, from
before I was reborn. "Did you tell the Congressman I said Hi?"
"Sass, kiddo," Dorothy warned, though the deep blush undercut her severe
rebuke. "Besides, those accusations were shown to libelous, as you damn
well know!"
"And I'm guessing, from that little number you have on, he was just
saying Thanks."
"Just Shut Up and give me a drink," groused my boss. "And for your
information, everything was aboveboard and above the table."
"More the Pity. Is Wine Ok?" I quipped cheerfully, making a peace
offering of the crystal glass.
The older woman smoothed down the slightly askew beige satin blouse, her
deep brown fluted skirt also less than pressed. Her intense stare
awaited a sly comment, but eventually just took the glass with a
resigned humph.
Karen and I understood that anything between Dorothy; and whatever man
caught her eye, she never allowed that to get in the way of her job.
Perhaps having been twice bitten, it allowed this proud woman to draw a
clear line between Passion and Professionalism.
Still, powerful women oft times attracted some seriously controversial
men...
"So, I suppose I should pace myself," she muttered dryly, already
working on her third drink.
I touched her arm in support. "You do whatever feels right. This is
everyone's party as much as mine."
"Then I better pace myself."
"At least until the rest of the gang arrives," Tanya advised, though she
too was sampling another glass while Gale adopted a somewhat tolerant
attitude. It seemed that our little gathering was fast becoming a less
than sober affair...
Still, even with moderation fast flying out the window, we managed to
keep some decorum as both Dorothy and Gale broke my moratorium, giving
our Ms. Landers an account of Janus and Chicago.
If anything, Tanya did a good job of hiding her surprise, even as the
phone rang.
I covered my annoyance with both Boss and Mother, deftly nabbing the
receiver from its cradle before the third ring. But by the end of the
short conversation, it was all smiles at this end.
It was Sam, letting us know that Jenny and the girls were on their way
up...
I think that Jenny Weston was mildly nonplused by my invite, as we'd
only communicated on and off through the occasional e-mail and Christmas
cards. But I'd felt strongly that the elder retiree had done so much to
center this confused reporter.
She helped her; among other things, to find her grove with William.
"James let you come alone?" Tanya observed, delighted that Jen was
hardly fazed one bit as she declared. "I think he was rather glad to get
me out of the house. There were some bad habits he'd been missing out on
lately."
Our two college kids gawked somewhat at the rather urbane banter.
Little red headed Rochelle; our psychology major, caught up in good
time, giggling appreciatively while tall Natalie frowned.
Thankfully, both girls were over 21; Rochelle just recently so we had an
extra incentive to go a bit wild.
Natalie had a few years more under her belt, wearing a dour tude which
lessened with a few choice nudges from her best friend.
It was partially a lingering grudge against me, since I'd inadvertently
turned De la Croix onto her cabin-mates, which got them both seriously
laid.
Rochelle and Carla were not injured by their enthralled threesome, but
left somewhat red-faced after the euphoric affects wore off. Natalie
remained pissed at me for several days, unbending only to Jenny's calm
mediations.
"Since today's fairly casual, I'd like to schedule some time to catch up
with an old friend," Gale requested of our party planner. "If you're all
willing to tag along, that is."
"I think that'd be great... Mom," I gushed, perhaps too excitedly for
her like. "There's a lot of old History here... so you told me. It'd be
fun to see where it was made."
"If we could have some dinner first," Mrs. Weston requested
substantively. "I'd like something more than airplane fare in my
stomach."
"I think I know just the place." our Ms. Landers ventured knowingly...
When Tanya said Style, she wasn't kidding as our party was seated in a
Montecito restaurant named, I kid you not, Wolfgang's.
Yep, that Wolfgang. In fact we even caught a brief glimpse of the man
himself: just passing through, who we admired from afar.
Gale, Jenny, and Tanya were amused by my menu selection, a seared sesame
crusted salmon produced with great flourish and no lack of irony.
But unlike the similar fare aboard my metaphoric maiden voyage, I
blithely dug into the meal, guiltless and with gusto, indulging instead
in a rather nice Ros?.
'What?" I asked innocently, giving them an arched brow until my two
former shipmates simply shrugged their shoulders.
It was a moment of transition I'd yet to recognize, until much later. It
was as if all misunderstandings had finally been shoved aside, The
Goddess in full bloom. But as a comic book icon once remarked, 'With
Such Power comes Great Responsibility.'...
August 4th
An Addendum;
It is perhaps obvious that this was not the moment I mentioned, but
perhaps the beginnings of that tipping point where Parity was given
form. Despite all of Carl's assurances, if my awareness had really been
all he made it out to be -
But Hindsight has its own pitfalls, and I won't besmirch his literal
manifestation of this clich?, or the ultimate sacrifice which resulted
from it.
As it was, by now, he played off this alter ego so effortlessly that any
lingering division was rendered moot.
May 12th, 2006
Mario gave each of us an encouraging wink and a wide grin as the gang
tumbled into the back of our ride.
The younger girls clearly couldn't get enough, while Jenny quietly
sampled some of the Champagne we'd left from earlier. She and Mom took a
quick shine to each other, gossiping like age old friends.
Likewise, Tanya reciprocated with Dorothy by telling her of our
shipboard adventures last July.
Our mobile party was in full swing around me, yet I was still distracted
as Mario took us along Eastern Avenue into the heart of the Vegas Strip.
I was caught up in Kolchak's old recollections of Las Vegas, scarcely
the eternal flame of fond memories.
It had, however, shown me the extent of his talent for survival, as this
sand encircled Mecca had for so many lost souls before mine.
Gazing out upon the seriously overdeveloped main drag, Karen was bemused
by this game I played as I counted what wasn't there.
If he'd expected a huge turnover after all this time, Kolchak would've
been surprised.
It appeared that while many old businesses returned to dust; courtesy of
the demolitionists' toggle, many more had simply been absorbed into the
upgraded infrastructure.
Others, like the Still Iconic Fremont St, had become a roofed high tech
experience, a laser enhanced homage to the old girl. As for the once
equally emblematic Pioneer Casino? A souvenir shop...
In the meanwhile, with regards to my inner sister, I adroitly amended
what she knew of her mother's past, guaranteed to make any daughter
blush.
Gale Foster, one hundred and one pounds of unabashed blonde charm and
calculated innocence.
Kolchak had really believed that, and for the most part it was true.
But Hell - even that perennial icon of playful perversion, Bettie Page,
approached her craft with a spirit as pure as St Joan.
His girl hadn't gone quite as far as Ms. Page, but her rise to the mid-
ranks of the Vegas Food Chain had spawned some interesting connections.
Before her job as a hostess in one of the smaller casinos on the strip,
Gale had shown a little skin in a now extinct girly show. It was largely
forgotten, save for a fellow dancer; now stage madam, Paula Lockwood...
Burlesque was one of the oldest public forums of seduction in history.
Traditionally a risqu? variety show, it was a playful wink n a nod
before the more caustic degradation of sex these days. Perhaps even
Salome of old would've been hard pressed to compete against the more
extreme displays of public pudenda.
Still, the old art form refused to die out, recycling phoenix-like as an
eccentric old aunt, resplendent in all her G-String Glory.
A proud member of the old guard: though it had been well over fifteen
years since she'd hung up her Pasties, Paula still worked the backstage
of Westwards Gold Strike Cabaret like a Grand Dame.
"I can't believe this," mocked Paula, looking every inch a Tracy Ullman
character with her bluish pink pageboy cut, though somewhat more
fashionable in her pearl-white peasant blouse and trim slacks.
"All these years gone by and you just now come for a visit. What's that
about?"
"Well, I was run out of town on a rail... you might recall," Gale
offered obligingly, as Rochelle examined with studious interest, the
bare breasted bevy returning from the evening's first number.
Most ignored her, though some idly appraised the slim co-ed in her Black
& White checker print halter dress.
Tanya seemed apart from all of this somehow.
Perhaps her own career contributed to the woman's indifference, maybe
not.
She did cast a speculative glance toward her best friend, though I
couldn't be sure what was on her mind.
'Oh, that's right." Paula feigned forgetfulness, memory and instinct
sharp as always as she caught one of her girls by the arm.
"Less pelvis, Julia. We wanna keep the marks coming back, not all over
our nice clean floors. Try to pretend this is a classy show."
"So," she refocused on her old friend. "I do remember that you'd taken
up with some scruffy reporter.
"I always figured you'd end up bonking a movie star, or even some
politician... but a reporter? Wasn't he a loose cannon? always getting
into trouble with the wrong people?"
In this bit of info, my editor; the ever indomitable Ms. Weller, seemed
particularly interested.
Perhaps it explained something of our character, Karens that is, which
she'd never considered before.
"To say the least," my mother/Carl's lover spared me an ironic look,
even while her friend realized what it was that Gale was referring to...
"Those killings back in the 70's! and there was a rumor the guy doing it
was some kind of -"
"Monster, yah."
"And you got caught up in all that? Poor Dear," the older woman soothed
before turning to sly chastisement. "Still, a long time to hold a
grudge, Honey."
"You're right," Gale admitted apologetically, clearly tickled by the
tawdry trappings of that part of her youth. "But of course there were
other things. Like marriage, for instance, and my beautiful daughter
here. Paula? Meet Karen."
"Had her kind of Late did you?" the former chorus girl remarked, taking
Rochelle by the hand while giving her the once-over with a practiced
eye.
"Still, not too shabby. Nice little body, there. You ever consider
trading on your good looks, Hon?"
'Uh, thanks - I think." Our little college student blushed fiercely,
jabbing a free finger in my general direction. "But I'm not the
daughter... she is."
Karen fumed while I snickered at the woman's almost cursory look my way,
our self image flagged by the stage madam's experienced evaluation.
Still, Ms. Lockwood was just as judgmental toward her own assessment of
our figure.
"Well, it takes all kinds in this business. Oh... what is it you do
again?"
I didn't even blink, smiling sweetly as I lightly quipped. "Oh, nothing
much... I'm just a reporter."
Her double take was priceless, if fleeting.
The moment was broken while Paula hen-pecked the ladies, tackily
resplendent in faux rhinestone Gs, almost invisible gun belts fastened
by over sized sliver stars.
A little talc around sensitive areas, a touch of rouge, the nearly naked
gaggle were good to go for the next set.
'It's not what you think, by the way," Gale explained preemptively,
catching that question in the others merry face. "Carl and I were
separated by the powers that be, after the murders. I moved around a bit
before finally hooking up with a good man - Karen's father."
"He's a dentist, since you asked."
"I guess I did," Paula chuckled with a rueful shake of her colorful
curls. "You got boring on me, Kiddo."
"Thank God for that." mom shot back.
"So," Jenny cut in while casually wrapping a scarlet boa across her
shoulders. She critically inspected her reflection in the lit dressing
mirror, perhaps seeing the young woman she used to be. I was certain;
with her Barbara Stanwyck grace, that Mrs. Weston had been quite the
glamour girl. "A bit of naughty, from time to time, is good for the
soul."
"Back when I was in college, a wannabe beau actually took me to see
Gypsy Rose Lee. She was doing some club in NYC, just off of Time
Square..."
"See now, that what passed for class in the public eye, though folks in
the business knew better," Ms. Lockwood lectured, half listening to the
sounds from onstage.
"Now, Sally Rand. She was one of several gals who brought some dignity
in. That's what I try to pass on to these kids."
'Point Taken," the otherwise overlooked Natalie Bruno replied
understatedly, not quite as entertained by all this as the rest of us.
"Flashing Tits and Ass for a bunch of dirty old men is fun."
"Well, Well," chuckled our hostess, a playfully fierce gleam in that
amber gaze. "Someone's gotten herself an education, hasn't she? But
you're right, dear. It was a bitch of a biz to get caught up in.
"While I got in at the ass end; as our Ms. Grumpy says - still, The
Grind wasn't simply a routine, it was a rough life for all."
"Of course now, any Vegas club worth mentioning is bonded up that very
same ass," Gale added thoughtfully, though she flashed a supportive
smile toward our Amazonian co-ed. "And all kinds of annual inspections,
but not all unionized?"
"With our turn-over?" Paula grimaced. "But we still submit a ton of
paperwork on each girl to the State, all the same. It's not an entirely
solid system, but I wouldn't let anything bad happen to my girls. You
can count on that, youngster."
Natalie blushed deeply, her smug ego dinted by the soft rebuke.
Kolchak knew that hurt presumption well, the confirmation of another
world outside of your comfort zone.
Still, the young woman learned quickly, giving Paula a polite nod,
though her sharp witted instructor took little offense.
"So. You ladies gonna stay awhile?" the old performer requested lightly,
all forgiven in her mind.
"Well..." It was actually Rochelle, glancing toward her best friend as
Mother and I smiled. Such loyalty deserved to be rewarded.
"Why don't you girls go on back to the Hotel?" Gale suggested, clearly
addressing me as well as she said it. "Paula and I want to catch up..."
"I'd like to hang with you guys, if you don't mind," I offered, only to
be taken back as Kolchak's ex gave me a sweet yet definite rebuke
"It's your Bachelorette party, darling girl, so go have fun while we
oldsters shoot the breeze. Ok?"
"Yes ma'am," I answered, figuring that she didn't want an old beau
listening to what she had to say about him.
Still, this spontaneous exclusion smarted just a bit.
Jenny Weston was clearly tickled by this Mother-Daughter dynamic as she
chimed in. "I think I would like to stay as well. As much as I'd like to
be - some of us aren't exactly spring chickens."
"I'm not too old," Dorothy protested spontaneously; to no one in
particular.
"Fine," Karen and I grumbled with half sincere exasperation as an
unperturbed Tanya took my hand. "Let the old biddies have their hen-
party. We Chicks are going to paint the town."
"Just so long as you remember to pace yourself," my friend chided, with
a return to mischief. "Don't forget Amore del Mares."
"Well, I'll always have you here to remind me," I retorted smartly,
catching a curious edge to Tanya's merry expression.
"Of that, and other things," she confirmed, but it wasn't Booze or
Debauchery she was referring to.
I had made that promise at the end of the cruise, hadn't I?
'No, really. I'm not," my boss said again, prompting Tanya and I to each
sling an arm across her shoulder. "I don't know how these rumors get
started."
So it was we left them gabbing as I slipped Mario's call card into
Gale's outstretched fingers.
We; Karen and I, gave them a parting caress, just to show that All was
Right with The World.
Of course what I couldn't anticipate was how not right things would
ultimately become...
May 13th, 2006
Traces of defused morning light played tag over my half naked body as I
blinked repeatedly to clear my sleep crusted eyes.
I stretched this somewhat stiff frame with less than catlike grace,
Tanya's admonishments in mind.
My mild hangover, thank the Gods, was the purest that either Karen or
Kolchak had experienced for quite a long time.
For my best friend, however...
It seemed that Payback was indeed a bitch as she sprawled semi-comatose
across the other side of the bed, having helped to successfully close
out our first night.
Not to the point of alcohol-induced amnesia; a state with which I'd
become very familiar, and we did manage to undress before crashing hard
upon the too soft mattress.
"Tanya? Honey?" I spoke deliberately loud in her ear, to which a stray
hand batted at me like some buzzing insect. "I'm just going down stair
for a quick stroll to clear the cobwebs. You want me to order everyone
breakfast before I go?"
"Humph. Burble... Dats uh kay," she confirmed before drifting back to
sleep.
I chuckled heartily at this, content that this time I'd acquitted myself
well in our all-nighter.
Though this female body was way younger than Carl's fossilized male
physique, still I'd had doubts as Natalie started us on Tequila shooters
in this club called Mystique.
Of course we more seasoned gals were Game to try, with even Dorothy
setting up a respectable pyramid of glasses before her.
Hell, Rochelle even got us all on the dance floor, inspired, no doubt,
by her chat with Paula.
But wherever the inspiration came from, our little girl got into some
serious grinding while both Natalie and I watched her like mother-hens.
The last time some mentor had given our Ms. Sandberg advice - well,
Natalie knew better than anyone how that turned out.
This night, thankfully, Rochelle kept her more provocative moves inside
the club, and the worst headaches were reserved for the morning after.
"Ms. Klein..." a pixyish voice greeted me as I exited onto the main
lobby.
"Karen."
"Karen," Sam agreed with an almost beatific smile, while her eyes held a
devilish glint at sight of my slightly rumpled shorts and T-top.
"DeLinda said you ladies had a very good time last night. She also
mentioned you wanted to ask me a favor, but it could wait until morning.
"Well... it's morning. What can I do for you?"
As a bride to be, even with Ms. Weller's earlier cautions, I was
determined to wring as much pleasure out of this trip as possible. As an
investigative reporter, however, there were times when Coincidence
became too much so, as to supersede fun.
On the face of it, I only had my suspicions, but such had begun many of
Kolchak's more notorious cases...
There was something else as well, at the edge of my memory.
As we were leaving the Gold Strike Cabaret, Dorothy had been saying -
well, quite a lot really, but most of it had gone in one ear and out the
other.
Still, as we'd skirted the main theatre, I was fairly certain I'd spied
those same guys as from twice before in the audience.
Again, this was purely circumstantial, but it stuck as an afterthought.
I could only let it stew until getting the proper help, either to
confirm or allay my tenuous hunch...
"I was just wondering, uh, Sam." I gave her the warmest smile which
instantly got me a guarded look in return. "Umm, just how good is your
surveillance system?"
Facial Recognition software had been in use for some time now, but only
recently came into its own within the last few years. With the total
conversion to Digital, the process of Identification from even a single
captured frame was oft times lightning quick... in most cases.
In Security, Mike Cannon leaned forward with deep focus as his fingers
flew across the keyboard, periodically checking the time index while
sped up overlapping phantoms flitted by on the Hi-Def screen.
We'd already established our own arrival, and yet he was having some
problems finding the right camera angle to locate our possible stalkers.
"You're pretty sure they were coming out of that particular bar?" he
asked gently, wary of the restless women beside him. Sam couldn't help
but poke fun at her coworker.
"Yep, we were all struck blind in that moment. One reporter, and two PR
people whose job it is to be attentive to detail..."
"We aren't talking about your fashion sense, darlin." he muttered under
his breath, returning to the task at hand. "Hold on. Let me try
something... Hah! Who's the Man?"
"We'll discuss that later," the sultry hostess purred irreverently, even
as she coyly looked back over her shoulder at me. "But for now... that
reflection in the window look familiar, Karen?"
They'd nearly been in a blind spot, but the mirror sheen of the tavern
glass caught a partial of one, and all of his buddy - talking on his
cell. Still, both were in motion and very blurry... "You can clean that
up? I'm kinda hoping."
"If I skip lunch," he assured me, and I couldn't tell if he was kidding.
"But seriously, it'll take probably an hour, at the very least, to
program in the variables. You wanna wait? I can order in some Danishes
or something..."
"Oh shit!" I cursed loudly, remembering that I was suppose to be
elsewhere. "Uh, could you just phone up to our suite? If it's longer...
here, I'll give you my number."
Mike nodded, smiling wickedly as I hustled my ass back upstairs.
Tanya and Dorothy, at once familiar with my habits, merely continued to
nosh while Gale clucked her tongue.
Jenny and the Girls likewise figured it for some bridal eccentricity,
Rochelle offering me her fruit platter as I flumped down at the table.
"That was some stroll." Tanya ventured, using her waffle laden fork to
punctuate the point. "At least you got us this excellent feed before
going MIA."
The banquet was pretty amazing, warming trays holding scrambled eggs,
sausage n bacon, an option of waffles or flapjacks. Plenty of coffee or
tea to rouse our groggy crew.
There were several plates of fruit and pastries, overkill like before.
This time, I was more than ready to dig in.
"So, where were you off to?" Dorothy; The Inquisitor, asked politely.
"Obviously something so engrossing that Breakfast was fast on it's way
to becoming Lunch."
"I was just checking out some guys," I quipped somewhat evasively, my
collaborator paranoid enough that she caught my drift without too much
trouble.
"You shouldn't do that without Backup," our editor grumbled; not without
a fond undertone to the stern reproach. "You're to be a married woman
soon."
"Oh, Sam was there. As well as that great eye in the Montecito sky. In
fact - Mike's checking that for me right now."
"Thank you for being careful," she exhaled gratefully. "After all, one
would think we were going a bit overboard with this..."
"Ya think?" I suggested tartly while casting a skewed eye at my best
friend. "Well, Tanya would."
"You bet I would," emphasized the aforementioned gal. "Now would you
please just let Security do their job? Who decided that 'Dire. ' was to
be part of this week anyway?"
"Not me," I responded innocently, Karen mentioning something about
'Denial Not Just Being a River in Egypt.'
Only she knew how true that was, though it came less from what Kolchak
had shown her, than the fact that we'd been two peas from the start.
Truth, made us kindred. Truth, on the other hand, as it set free those
captive in ignorance, also set something more physical in motion.
I believed that while I couldn't predict exactly where; this Karmic
Roulette Wheel would stop, my own end was fairly well predetermined.
Still - Where Humans Presume...
Already the now boisterous and well fed women were ready to roll, Tanya;
The Ringleader, making sure we were all properly outfitted to hit the
casino.
As she went down the line, my ever prepared maid of honor divvied out
stacks of chips for all of us.
So... Here's the joke.
For as much time as Kolchak had spent in Sin City, he never once picked
up the dice or laid down a single hand.
It was that stubborn streak; forged early on in his life, which formed
the basis for his hardcore cynicism. It was the desire never to be
mistaken for a mark - by anyone.
As an extraordinary exception to the rule, Gale had broken through that
shell, even if Carl 'The Romantic.' was forever a work in progress. It
was that fleeting hopeful moment, which made his eventual fall back into
former habits all the more tragic.
Nearing the end of that other Life, who'd have thought the daughter
would finish what the mother had started, although it took a Rube
Goldberg set of conditions to do the deed.
But dressed in a breezy fluted skirt and fitted blouse, I felt in Grand
Form as Gale stopped just before the entrance to the gaming floor. She
turned on Natalie and Rochelle with a strict maternal stare.
"Listen Ladies," she lectured the younger women. "Stay away from
spinning wheels or one armed bandits. They'll take your money in a
flash. If you must play the slots, work the progressives.
"I'd stick to cards, myself, since you can stretch your time at the
table by betting smart."
'Just like those MIT guys," Natalie suggested arrogantly, to which I
gently corrected her. "Who had serious money backing them.
"Besides, they played as much to survive the lulls as rack up during the
good hands. And don't think the dealers or their pit bosses aren't wise
to most systems being run these days."
"Otherwise, just have fun," Gale concluded brightly, giving me that cute
eye roll she used to flash at Carl when he got too serious. "Shall we?"
In keeping with the spirit of this adventure, I actually did play some
Blackjack, retiring after only a few hands - which I won, of course. But
these were not the games of chance which excited me - or Karen, for that
matter.
Our particular occupation played to a purer level of risk, and; in
Kolchak's case, more often than not put Life and Limb on the table.
Gale, for all the good advice, chose rather to observe the fun from the
casino bar, while our co-eds laid their chips down with eager abandon.
Dorothy seemed to have a definite method to her betting schemes, while
Jenny simply ran a straight forward gambit, which somehow produced some
pretty decent payouts.
Tanya and I sat next to one another, sipping Margaritas, my friend
evidently considering a question that needed asking.
I recalled that conversation we'd had aboard ship, last July, and was
fully prepared to make good on my promise. But with all that happened in
between, it just never seemed quite the right time.
"Get me really drunk tonight," I teased her. "I'll give you an earful."
"You can count on that," she chuckled, before we were interrupted by a
courtesy call for me. I excused myself at another page as our bartender
passed me a phone.
"Sam thought you might still be in the hotel..." Mike Cannon explained
oh so cautiously.
I giggled at his consideration while gently asking. "Uh, Mike? You do
have something for me, right?"
"It's probably better if I show you," he answered. "I know you got your
party goin on and..."
"Well, it is 'My Party,'" I told him as Tanya raised a quizzical brow.
"So, sister? You up for some Show n Tell?"
"I'd love it," she grinned widely.
Gale stayed behind to explain our absence and we walked in to find Mike
arranging several documents on his screen. At a cursory glance, it
confirmed that our boys were far from Good Citizens...
"Ladies," he greeted us with a somewhat puzzled tone. "It appears that
while your admirers are less than squeaky clean, what their interest in
you is; apart from the obvious, I haven't determined yet."
"Nice save," I dryly observed, thrusting my chest out to emphasize the
point. "This is all local info, right?"
"Well, I was just getting started," he protested, idly tapping a key to
enlarge the file of one Aaron Hannigan: the regional cookie-cutter
racketeer.
"Both Donnie Carr and Gerald Holt have had countless run ins with the
Law, from car-jacking to petty theft. They graduated to - if you can
call it that, larger but hardly violent crimes, recently hired as errand
boys for this man."
"Do me a favor and have Dorothy Weller come up here?" I requested,
already formulating my apologies to her in advance. "I believe that if
you link in with the Chicago Police Data Base, we'll have our
connection."
"I can do that," Mike confirmed. "Though if you want to go the extra
mile, I'll have to notify our home town cops as to what I'm doing..."
"That won't be necessary - for now," I reassured him, even as Tanya
opined on her earlier assessment.
"I guess we need to set an extra place for the party? 'Dire.' absolutely
seems to be invited."
For a professional fussbudget, Dorothy surprised me with her level
critique, nodding at the onscreen profile.
"Hannigan is Miles second cousin. Or is he a brother in law? In any
case, his boys have been tailing us since yesterday."
"And yet, it's been 'Look, Don't Touch?'" I countered, not without some
levity toward this low key reaction to my rather barbed editorial. "What
are they waiting for, I wonder?"
"You see me complaining?" my coworker inquired rhetorically, as Tanya
and I swapped sour looks. "Perhaps Miles wants to be here in person when
they put a cap in our..."
"Look," Mike interrupted before she got her full steam on. "You're
guests at the Montecito, and as such you're my personal responsibility.
I won't let anyone whack anyone. But just stay inside the hotel for now,
OK? It's a very public venue, after all."
"I don't suppose a call to the police is in order?" Tanya suggested, to
which our guardian angel shook his smooth head.
"If there's an actual threat, they'll get involved. But unless you want
these wise-guys charged with Loitering, there's not much the authorities
can do at this time."
"You could, as a private institution, bar them from the premises?"
Dorothy offered unhelpfully, which she damn well knew. "No, you can't.
There's no cause."
"Well, just modify your plans accordingly," he told us. "I'll keep both
eyes on them, as well as anyone who shows up in their company. In the
meantime, enjoy yourselves."
Enjoy Ourselves - well - there was always a certain Gallows Humor to be
had from this, though we three ladies shared it exclusively among
ourselves.
We didn't want to scare the others - after all. But this hands off
approach from our admirers did bring an extra thrill to our
festivities...
Sam, after having a private talk with Mike, escorted us personally to
the in-house spa. Its chatty little Asian Masseuse tried to do as good a
job erasing our concerns as she did waxing certain intimate zones.
That, in and of itself, was still barely distracting enough for me.
But Mike Cannon was on the case, and gradually even this pessimistic
princess allowed that the next move was up to Miles.
For the present, with the main event fast approaching, I fell back upon
a 'Eat, Drink, and Whatnot' demeanor.
In all honesty, it was Carl who kept me centered, though I did feel
just a little put out by this whole affair.
As much as I hated to admit it, when Jacob Kane had made that
condescending remark; oh so long ago, he was right. For all the harsh
language or threatened legal action, Karens Life had rarely been put on
the line; until Janus ReGen...
August 4th
Another Addendum;
What the Hell could he have been thinking at this point ?
Once again, for the record, I didn't need Gods, Monsters, or other kinds
of Mystical Mayhem to back me in a corner. Bats, Shotguns, and Knives
galore, they did the job just as easily. So while I'm certain he
respected us, I can't be sure of what; exactly, he meant.
Perhaps it did figure into that moment of true awakening for me, where
Kolchak would finally give up the ghost - so to speak.
May 13th, 2006
Karen was unusually still when we were escorted into Mystique. I was as
much in the dark as to her reasons, as from the satin blindfold which
covered our beautiful eyes.
The kerchief was our college girls inspiration, all the better to keep
up the suspense.
It did that - to a point, as likewise it heightened my edginess in the
absence of our two stalkers.
Tanya and Gale at my elbows, helped to keep this girl calm, and yet...
"Surprise!"
And so it was; though a certain mischievous maid of honor had clued me
into her epic plan just yesterday.
Seven was reproduced several times over. Mostly last minute well
wishers; under a canopy of obscenely shaped balloons, all ready to party
down with this sardonic bride-to-be.
There was also a champagne tower, so ambitiously stacked that I wondered
if the only cascade tonight would be that of tumbled glasses.
This mild speculation, in the midst of everything else, came to naught
under the practiced attention of our servers.
And as the sparkling sculpture quickly dwindled down to it's fluted
foundation, the professional partiers looked to both our hostesses, Sam
and Tanya, for that sign the Wild Rumpus could commence in earnest.
Like overeager ponies at the gate, even our cute-some co-eds looked past
ready - until Tanya simply winked at me, at which point there was a roar
of approval.
In that proverbial clich?, as I was instantly surrounded by this tidal
rush, an almost defensive burst of happiness surged over me.
It filled me - from my stiletto heels, to this golden crimpled cocktail
dress (an homage - of sorts - to Gale), to th