TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE
Traditional is the adjective Jane always uses to explain our marriage.
Contemporary, or perhaps even more aptly, futuristic would be a better
description. It is true as she emphasizes, that one spouse is the
breadwinner while the other stays at home to keep house, make the meals,
and in general care for the physical needs of the working partner. It is
also true that the head of the household is an exceptionally caring and
loving individual, albeit strict in enforcing the authority that
accompanies that office.
We lead an active social life, church on Sunday, bowling every Tuesday
evening, out to a club with another couple for dancing Friday or Saturday
evenings, an evening of Bridge at a friend's house, or we entertain
friends in our own home. The Lewises who live next door often accompany
us for an evening out and we visit back and forth. They are the only
other single income family on our street.
Monica, with whom I coffee most days, has become my closest friend. In
her opinion, having a spouse who is such a good provider and so obviously
devoted to me makes my situation ideal. She wishes that her John would
lavish as much love and affection on her. Actually I think that Monica is
the only outsider who is aware that I am what is known in modern parlance
as a 'house husband'. Sometimes I think she would like to have an affair
with me, but I would certainly never do anything either to spoil our
friendship or to disrupt my marriage.
"What," you ask, "is special about being a house husband? Isn't it a very
common situation today, whenever the male partner in a marriage is
unemployed for a period of time?" Actually, I don't fit the definition of
unemployed. I don't qualify for unemployment insurance. I own forty-nine
per cent of the stock in an engineering company. Jane owns the other
fifty-one per cent.
Jane and I graduated in the same year from engineering school. She was a
medal winner. I was an also-ran who ranked in the middle of the class.
We were acquainted but we never dated. I would never have had the nerve
to ask out such a statuesque six-foot tall beauty. In her high heels she
stands a whole head over my five foot seven.
We did not meet again until five years later when I applied for work with
a small family-owned consulting firm. To my surprise the interview was
conducted by my former classmate. She was taking over the business from
her retiring father and required an assistant. To my further surprise the
job became mine.
Our relationship built very slowly. At first we met only at the office.
Occasionally we dined together at a business lunch. Once she asked me to
be her escort to a dinner given by an important client. We kissed for the
first time that evening at her apartment door when I refused her
invitation in for a late drink, citing the importance of being early to
work the next morning.
"You are such a conscientious worker," she murmured as she leaned forward
to touch her lips to mine.
Surprised by this unexpected intimacy I could only reply that I was sure
my employer expected punctuality from me. Much later, after our marriage
in fact, she confessed that she had added to herself as the door clicked
shut, "And much more than that!" I did not know it then but my fate was
probably already sealed. She had decided whom she wanted to marry.
Nothing suddenly changed in our association. I continued to date shorter
girls though without any serious entanglements. There would be an
occasional request to fill in for an evening of bridge and more occasions
when I would be required to escort the 'boss' lady to various affairs
related to business. We even went on business trips together, sometimes
by plane, and sometimes in her car or mine. Because she was head of the
firm I was quite used to having the bill paid through her credit card when
we were on company business.
I liked Jane a lot. Were it not for the difference in our height I would
probably have pursued her aggressively even back in engineering school.
In the course of our normal interaction her height, or my lack of it,
presented no real problem. By her manner she managed to convey to me that
looking down at her companion did not upset or embarrass her, and when we
were in the company of other six-footers, male or female, she always made
me feel a full member of the group.
One problem we did have when our business associations led to a dinner
dance. Try as I might I could not seem to guide my companion smoothly
around the dance floor. After several awkward attempts she came up with a
novel proposal. "Why not let me lead?" she suggested. "We can keep our
arms in the same position, and if it works, no one will know but us." The
next number went much more smoothly and by the end of the evening, gliding
about the floor together had become a genuine pleasure for both of us.
A conversation we once had in the front seat of her car as she drove us to
a meeting in Boston sticks in my mind. "How come such an eligible
bachelor as yourself has never married?" she asked.
"I suppose because I have never found exactly the right woman," I replied.
"Someone as beautiful as you, but maybe not so tall, and who is willing to
make me the centre of her universe. I guess intellectually I believe in
women's liberation, but inside I'm pretty traditional. I don't think
children should be raised by a babysitter for instance."
"So you think I'm beautiful!"
"You're the most beautiful girl I've ever met."
"But you would never date me because I'm too tall and too successful in a
man's world. I guess the truth is, you're intimidated by me."
"That's not true. I've never met anyone more fun to be with, but I can't
imagine you being interested in a shrimp like me."
"Why not try me sometime?" she challenged and then changed the subject.
Our first social event not related to the business occurred when I invited
her to fill in for an absentee member of my mixed bowling team. She
seemed to enjoy herself thoroughly, both at the alley and afterwards as
the team had coffee together.
"Thank you for a wonderful time. It was fun being with you when we didn't
have to think of business," she said later and rewarded me with another
brief touch of her lips to mine when I delivered her back to the door of
her apartment.
The passionate kiss we shared at her apartment door as we parted after the
first evening of dancing to which I invited her convinced me that our
friendship might well grow into a lasting commitment. From then on, more
and more of our free time was spent together. It took another month
before I finally popped the question.
She made me wait another day for her answer and delivered it only after
making clear that, much as she loved me, she would continue to pursue her
career and would not become a stay-at-home wife. If I could accept that,
she would do her best to be as traditional as possible in all else. The
kiss which sealed our bargain was deep and passionate and seemed destined
to lead to further physical intimacy. I learned however that traditional
also meant that I would not share Jane's bed until after the marriage
ceremony.
For the next several weeks we spent all our spare time together. We
visited real estate agencies and looked at innumerable houses before
choosing our own suburban bungalow. I followed her into countless
furniture stores until we agreed on just how to fill each room in our
future home. My opinion was solicited before a decision was made about
the patterns for chinaware and silver. At the office we made careful
plans so that the business could function acceptably without its president
(Jane) for the scheduled period of our honeymoon.
For practical reasons neither of us wanted a large wedding. Jane, in
particular, felt that the business would suffer if she had to devote large
amounts of time to the details of an elaborate ceremonial affair. The two
of us would merely appear before a judge for a simple ceremony and then
set off on our honeymoon.
We were both unprepared for the pressure exerted on us by our respective
families. Our mothers in particular, demanded the right to see their
children married in 'proper style'. Jane and I remained adamant in our
position but a compromise of sorts was finally agreed to. There would be
a prenuptial party held the night before our wedding.
We agreed to do exactly as required at the party, In the words of my
mother this was to be, 'Without any backtalk'. The two mothers proposed
to take total charge of the arrangements, promising not to bother us with
any of the details whatsoever. They kept to their word, asking of us only
a list of whom to invite. We learned from the invitations that the party
would take the form of a mock wedding, a feminist mock wedding to be
precise.
CHAPTER 2
At office closing time on the appointed day, each mother arrived to claim
her respective offspring in preparation for the festivity. Docilely I
accompanied my mother to my apartment where she had been staying with me
for the past week. Here I was given a tuxedo and a complete new set of
clothes, from shoes to underwear, and instructed to dress while she
changed in the other room.
An hour later, she in her long gown and I in my tuxedo climbed into a
limousine driven by one of my cousins for a drive across town to pick up
Jane's longtime friend from high school days. My mother introduced me to
this attractive girl, also clad in a long gown, with the words, "John, I'd
like you to meet Helen. She is to be your bridesmaid tonight."
I was mystified when, instead of us descending from the car at the
entrance to the hall, our driver was sent in to inquire if everything was
ready for our arrival. It was about fifteen minutes before he returned to
say that we could now enter the lobby. Here a wedding bouquet was handed
to Helen and a larger one handed to my mother, who instructed me that when
the wedding march started we would parade to the front of the hall, arm in
arm, behind Helen.
What was even more startling was that after the organ had begun and just
as Helen was about to step through the door, I was ordered to clasp my
hands together at my waist, and my mother's bouquet was transferred to me.
She raised her right hand to grasp my elbow and we began that agonizingly
slow walk to the front of the hall.
My face reddened as the standing audience burst into laughter on seeing my
entrance. The grip on my elbow was unrelenting as if there was worry that
I might bolt and run. We were almost to the front before I lifted my eyes
from the floor in front of me to see Jane, elegantly dressed in a full
length white satin wedding gown, standing at the front beside a tuxedo
clad man. They were facing forward toward a woman clad in ecclesiastical
robes, but Jane had twisted her upper body so she could observe my
approach. The smile on her face seemed to give me courage and I continued
the slow march until I was standing in my place at her side, with Helen on
my left and my mother slightly behind.
The hall quieted and the woman facing us began to intone the familiar
words, "Dearly beloved ------" and so on. I remember thinking that she
was sticking remarkably close to the regular words, and being surprised
when no one in the audience objected before being told to forever hold
their peace. Woman was placed before man wherever the two words occurred
together but otherwise the liturgy sounded very straightforward, not the
parody that I expected in a mock ceremony. No one laughed when my mother
answered, "I do," in a clear voice to the question, "Who gives this man to
be married to this woman." I could hear the rustle of her skirt as she
took her seat behind us.
The mock clergyman turned her attention to me, intoned my full name and
continued, "Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife,
(dramatic pause) to love, honour, cherish, and obey her, so long as you
both shall live." I started to answer but at first no sound came forth.
Female laughter filled the hall as I finally looked toward Jane and gasped
out my, "I do."
In her turn Jane was only asked to love, honour, and cherish, and keep me
only to herself, to which she replied with a clearly enunciated, "I do."
The ring was produced on cue and handed by the presiding woman to Jane. I
was required to hand my bouquet to the bridesmaid and hold out my left
hand while Jane placed the ring on my finger, at the same time repeating
the words, "With this ring I thee wed."
The ceremony concluded with the declaration, "I now pronounce you husband
and wife." There was a slight pause before she added, "You may now kiss
the bride." I looked up into Jane's eyes as her lips approached mine and
we melted into each others' arms.
The general buzz of conversation from the audience impaired my hearing a
bit as we broke for air, but the next words I heard were, "Give him back
his bouquet. Now take your bride's arm, Jane, and follow me into the
study."
Once inside we were seated around a small table and asked to sign an
official looking document. "Your mothers wanted everything to seem very
realistic," we were told, "and you will be given this certificate as a
keepsake."
When all had signed we stood once more and lined up again to parade
through the hall in quick time to the strains of the organ. Confetti
rained down on us as, bouquet in hand and elbow clasped tightly by Jane, I
was led twice around the room.
We had an interval of relative calm in an adjoining room while a
photographer arranged us in various poses. In some of the pictures Jane
held the bouquet and we lined up as a traditional wedding party. In one,
even a footstool was provided so that my head came even with hers. In
another, she sat on a chair with me standing at her side. All pictures
were posed also with the main players reversed.
Next we formed a reception line to greet the guests individually as they
entered the dining room. When all were seated we paraded once more, this
time to our places at the head table. Jane held my chair for me before
seating herself at my side behind an enormous wedding cake. During the
meal we rose on cue to kiss as spoons rattled against plates. Jane was
required to reply to the 'Toast to the Bride', while I sat red-faced in my
place.
For the dancing which followed dinner, the announcement was made that the
ladies would choose their partners, and that the ladies would lead on the
dance floor. Everyone stood back to watch as Jane put her arm around me
and guided us smoothly through the first number. For the next two hours I
was not left to sit out a single dance and must have stepped backwards the
equivalent of a hundred times around the hall.
About eleven P.M. Jane and I were taken in hand by our respective mothers,
led off to separate rooms, and ordered to change into street clothes,
while they packed away the wedding finery. Back in the hall I was ordered
to carry out the traditional tossing of the bridal bouquet, after which
Jane was handed her car keys and ordered to drive us to her apartment,
where we were told a surprise awaited us.
We continued to play the parts expected of us as she led me to the car,
opened the door and closed it after me before walking around to let
herself in the driver's seat. When we pulled up to park before entering
her apartment, I waited for her to come round and open my door before
stepping out of the car. We laughed together over the experiences of the
evening as we rode the elevator and walked along the corridor. Our kiss
at the entrance to her apartment was deep and satisfying.
CHAPTER 3
Inside the apartment we found no sign of the surprise which both mothers
had insisted was awaiting us there. I accepted Jane's suggestion that I
prepare a pot of coffee while she carried out a thorough search of every
room, but nothing was revealed. As we sat drinking our coffee, it was
decided that I would borrow her car to drive myself home for the night and
would meet her again in the morning, in time for the official ceremony at
city hall at ten A.M.
I was standing up, preparing to leave, when she noticed that there was a
message waiting on her telephone answering machine. It was from her
mother.
"Hi, Dear. Don't expect me in tonight. I've arranged to spend the night
with John's mother at his apartment. By the way, if you wish to know what
your surprise is, call John over to the telephone and I will tell you
both.
"Jean, who conducted the ceremony and acted as mistress of ceremonies
tonight is a justice of the peace, legally qualified to conduct marriages
in this state, and the papers you signed were from the licence you
obtained last week at city hall. So you really are officially married!
By the way, we cancelled your appointment with the judge for tomorrow
morning."
The remaining words were congratulations from each mother in turn but we
scarcely heard them as we turned to embrace each other.
"Well, Honey, I guess we'll be sleeping here tonight. You're the bride,
so you get to shower first. Then hop into bed and wait for me."
"But that's not right. You be first."
"No. At the ceremony you were the bride, so you will be first. I insist."
My wife was showing a stubborn streak that I would not have anticipated.
"You will find a new toothbrush in the medicine cabinet."
"I haven't anything to wear."
"I'll find you something and hang it inside the door. Now mush."
Five minutes later I stepped from the shower to find my clothes removed
from the bathroom and in their place a white satin gown and high-heeled
satin slippers. "Jane," I called, "I can't wear this. Haven't you at
least got a pair of pyjamas?"
"Yes, but they're not white, and since you are the bride, I want you to
wear white. It would be bad luck to break with tradition. Hurry up now.
The sooner you're in bed, the sooner I'll be able to join you."
Reluctantly I complied with her wishes. The soft touch of the gown as it
slid down over my body felt so erotic that an erection began even before I
donned the slippers. Unsteady on the high heels and half bent over to
reduce the lump showing in my groin, I made it to the bedroom and crawled
under the covers, very conscious of the feel of silk about my body.
"All right! I'm in bed. I'm waiting for you!"
"Don't fall asleep now, while I take my shower. I'll be as fast as I
can," she answered.
My erection was still rock hard when she entered the bedroom, clad in blue
satin pyjamas. I lay on my side trying to conceal the extent of my
arousal. She bent down over the side of the bed and kissed me lightly on
the lips while one hand reached down and felt my erection right through
the covers. "I'll be back in a moment to take care of that," she said as
she turned away to find the light switch.
As she crawled in beside me she whispered, "Did you notice they even
changed the bed and put on fresh satin sheets?" I reached out to put my
arms around her but she grasped both my wrists and placed them back at my
sides. "Honey, you are supposed to be a timid virgin bride. Lie back
quietly and let your big strong bridegroom set the pace."
I acquiesced reluctantly as she made me roll over on my back while she
rested on one elbow so that she could reach my face for a kiss or a nibble
on my ear. With her other hand she caressed my body through the silken
gown. She kept me roused to a fever pitch for the longest time while
refusing to allow me to caress her in return. At last she lifted my skirt
above my erection and whispered in my ear, "You can lower my pyjama
bottoms now." When her legs were free she rose on her knees, straddled my
hips, and began to lower herself onto my swollen manhood. As I slipped
inside her she whispered again in a strained voice, "Oh, John, I didn't
realize it could possibly be so good. Thank you. Thank you, my bride."
Our hips rocked back and forth as my sperm spilled into her. Then we
rolled on one side and lay in each others' arms as our ecstasy gradually
faded and we drifted off to sleep.
At seven in the morning, I wakened to find myself once more lying on my
back with Jane's fingers exploring my silk-clad body. "I'm glad you're
awake," she exclaimed as her lips once more approached mine. "And I love
your sexy body," she added a few moments later as her hand gently rubbed
against my erect shaft. Our previous lovemaking was almost exactly
duplicated, except that we held out longer before our rapture began to
fade.
At eight, Jane was still breathing deeply as I slipped out of bed, pulled
on my high heeled slippers, donned the matching negligee which I found on
the chair beside the bed, and headed for the kitchen to start preparing
breakfast. I had almost finished frying the bacon and eggs when Jane
slipped up behind me and tied an apron around my waist. I turned my head
to receive a light kiss before continuing with my task.
Five minutes later, she returned from the bathroom and we sat down
together for the first breakfast of our married life. Afterwards, if Jane
had had her way, we would have ended up back in bed. Instead, at my
insistence, we showered and dressed so we could leave on our planned
wedding trip.
CHAPTER 4
One thing marred the beginning of our honeymoon trip. My wallet had
disappeared. I was almost certain I had had it with me the previous
evening, but when no sign of it could be found, even back in my own
apartment where we stopped to pick up my suitcase, we decided to report it
lost or stolen and cancel the credit cards.
"It won't be a problem," said Jane, "I have money and credit cards and
I'll be able to drive since I still have my licence. We'd be in real
trouble though, if I lost my purse too."
Reluctantly I surrendered the driving to Jane, yielding to her argument
that our honeymoon would be spoiled if I were jailed for not being able to
produce a driver's licence. I was able to withdraw enough money from my
bank account to cover minor cash needs during our trip, but agreed that
her credit cards would have to be used for major expenses like our hotel
bills.
Jane's streak of stubborn determination was revealed once more just
before she started the car to begin our trip. I pulled the wedding band
off my finger and asked for her hand to slip it on hers. She refused
abruptly and bluntly. "That ring went on your finger during our wedding
ceremony and there it is going to stay," she declared, "unless you want
our marriage to come to an end right now. If you love me you will
continue to wear it."
Taken aback, I asked, "Should I buy you a matching ring then?'
"You can if you like, though it won't mean much, since we didn't have a
double ring ceremony." It was clear from her tone of voice that she would
rather I not buy one for her. Her opinion became crystal clear when she
added, "I'd really prefer that you didn't."
I changed the subject to avoid the possibility of provoking a
confrontation.
Our day passed pleasantly but as we neared the hotel where we were to
spend the night, I was puzzled about how to handle the formality of
registering under my name while using a credit card made out in Jane's
maiden name. After some hesitation I agreed to go along with her proposed
solution, which she described as follows. "I have one credit card which
is made out without a first name. They just sent me a replacement card
made out to J Campbell. I haven't even signed it yet. If you signed it
with that name and registered us in the hotel as Mr. and Mrs. J. Campbell
there would be no need to explain anything to the hotel clerk." Over the
next two weeks I became quite used to signing that name in hotel dining
rooms to charge our dinner to our room and for any other transaction where
credit was required.
As we settled into our room for the first night, my status of the previous
evening as 'bride' seemed to be forgotten and we adopted a more
traditional behaviour for a newly married couple. I took the lead in the
bedroom with what I felt was reasonable success.
Next day we continued on our journey toward Niagara Falls with me again
sitting in the passenger seat. Travel, sightseeing, and buying souvenirs
occupied most of our daytime hours as our holiday continued. In the
evenings we dined, went to a movie, or watched television in our room.
Our time in bed together was satisfying if not spectacular for me, and I
felt I was bringing pleasure to Jane.
Near the end of our first week of marriage, Jane led the way into a
lingerie shop. I followed hesitantly when she refused my offer to wait in
the car. My opinion was sought as she selected two full length satin
nightdresses, a matching negligee and high heeled open-backed slippers. I
was dispatched to the cash register to pay for these purchases with the
charge card while she made some further selections of 'intimate apparel'
about which I was not consulted.
I have heard it said that patterns of dominance in a marriage are
established during the honeymoon. That evening was to prove crucial in
our relationship. It began rather innocently after we had been shown to
our suite in a luxurious hotel. The idea of a suite rather than a simple
room had been proposed by Jane as she stood beside me at the registration
desk. I had only agreed reluctantly, being concerned about whether our
resources could support such extravagance.
As the door closed behind the bellhop, she stepped over to me, put her
arms around me, and initiated a deep kiss. My head bent back to cope with
her superior height. As our lips parted she asked urgently, "Oh, Darling!
Do you realize what day this is?" Pleased by her kiss but puzzled by her
question, I could only confess my ignorance. "Why Dearheart, this is our
anniversary! We have been married a whole week."
"It's been a wonderful week."
"And I know just how to celebrate. You leave everything to me."
She seated me in an easy chair and from her suitcase produced a bottle of
champagne. As we sat sipping from the glasses she poured, she announced
some of the details of her celebration plan. The first step was to be a
full course dinner ordered from room service. As we sat talking, we or at
least I, consumed more champagne than enough and began to feel giddy.
Just before the expected arrival of our meal she suggested that I should
shower and change in preparation for the evening. Thus I was in the
bathroom when the waiter laid the table and set everything out for us to
eat.
I stepped from the shower and towelled myself dry to discover that Jane
had once more taken my clothes and replaced them with what she considered
suitable for a 'bride'. To my protests, she replied through the door
that, "Brides are always nervous on their wedding day and this is a
reenactment of ours. Of course you have to dress in the same way as on
our wedding night! Have you shaved yet?"
"Yes," I admitted.
"Then hurry up and dress before our dinner gets cold."
Another look at the clothes hanging on the back of the door prompted my
next question. "Why do I need panties and a bra?"
"That's so your gown will hang properly, --- so it will bulge only in the
proper places."
"Well, I think the whole idea is silly!"
"Silly or not I promise to make it worth your while."
Recognizing her determination, I pulled on the stretchy bikini style
panties, arranged my privates comfortably, and turned my attention to the
difficult task of clipping a lacy bra in place. When that was
accomplished I tucked the pair of surgical bust pads in the cups and
turned to look at my image in the mirror. The illusion which I faced
looked more realistic than I was prepared to admit to myself. I stepped
into the high-heeled slippers. The added height seemed to contribute more
reality to my reflection. The erotic thrill of a week before was repeated
as the silk and lace gown settled around my body, but my erection was held
in check by the bikini panties. In the mirror I admired the way the lacy
bodice draped over my artificial breasts as I tied the waist strings of
the gown.
"You're being very quiet. Are you dressed yet?" called out Jane.
"Just finished," I answered as I lifted the negligee from its hook and
slipped it on. The feeling of silk sliding against silk was delicious as
I fastened the front buttons. I was still admiring my likeness in the
mirror as the door opened to admit Jane.
"Yes that is a lovely outfit you chose this afternoon," she began. "You
certainly do have wonderful taste!"
"I thought I was choosing nightclothes for you."
"That's funny. We bought everything in your size. Don't you notice how
much better everything fits than what you wore last week?" Before I could
reply she raised her hands to place a blond shoulder length wig on my
head, then picked up a brush and proceeded to adjust the soft curls which
now framed my face and neck. "Now, just a touch of lipstick and you're
ready for the evening," she added as she drew a shiny tube from her jacket
pocket.
Moments later I was escorted to the table, a chair was held for me, and I
was instructed how to hold my skirts as I sat down. Jane seated herself
at the other end of the table and our meal began.
"Does the hotel know about the candlelight?" I asked as I gazed across the
table at my wife, elegantly dressed in a black silk velvet pantsuit with
white satin blouse and red ascot.
Jane thought it unnecessary, but I insisted on repairing to the bathroom
while the dishes were collected by room service. When we were alone again
we danced to music from the radio. Oh, how I enjoyed feeling my silken
skirts swirl around my legs as she swept me around the room! How I
enjoyed also to be cradled in her arms as we held each other tight during
the slow pieces.
I was like putty in her hands as she at last led me into the bedroom,
unbuttoned my negligee, folded back the bed covers, sat me on the edge of
the bed, and stooped to lift my legs onto the mattress. She tucked the
covers around me before stepping aside to slip out of her clothes and into
her silk pyjamas. I lay on the bed watching her beautiful body as she
changed.
When she crawled into bed beside me she insisted once more that I should
lie passively, while she explored my silk clad body with her hands, as her
lips alternated between deep kisses and nibbles at my ear or throat. When
finally she raised my skirt and pulled down my bikini panties before
lowering herself onto me, my passion was raised to its highest pitch yet.
"Oh, thank you, my lover!" I murmured as our excitement began to abate.
"My Darling," she whispered in response, "that was the best yet! I so
like to have you this way." I pondered her words as I drifted off to
sleep.
The morning began with another lovemaking session initiated by Jane. When
we rose she urged that I wear my negligee and wig until we had finished
breakfast from room service.I refused her request for my lipstick to be
freshened. When we dressed to leave she insisted that the gown, negligee,
and accessories be packed in my suitcase.
"That way you'll be able to surprise me some evening," she suggested.
CHAPTER 5
The second week of our honeymoon slipped by quickly and almost before I
realized it we were nearing home. It was after dark when we arrived, not
at her apartment or mine, but rather at the house on which we had made an
offer before the wedding. To my question about why we were stopping there
she answered, "It's my surprise for you. My lawyer completed the deal
while we were away. It's our house now?"
"But you didn't tell me," I protested.
"I wanted to surprise you."
"I'd rather have been consulted."
"But we did choose it together. Stop pouting now and let's look inside.
Hold on until I get the car door for you."
She took my hand as I stepped from the car and I joined her at the house
door. She inserted the key and then turned toward me. "Welcome home,
Darling," she said and drew me toward her for a passionate kiss.
As our lips parted she reached down with one arm to grasp me around the
knees and I found myself lifted into the air and carried over the
threshold. Inside the house I was set gently down and the kiss was
renewed. It was impossible for me to stay angry.
Together we toured the empty house. Another surprise awaited me in the
master bedroom. Jane had arranged for the furniture from her apartment
bedroom to be transferred during our absence. I felt a tinge of remorse
as I thought about how hard she had tried to surprise and please me, and
how disappointed she must feel about my reaction.
"I'll bring in the bags," I announced suddenly and rushed out to do so.
Back in the house I deposited her bag in the bedroom and took my own into
the bathroom.
"I'll be ready in ten minutes," I called out as the door closed behind me.
I had decided how to go about showing appreciation for Jane's planned
surprise.
When the bathroom door opened again twelve and a half minutes later I
stepped out slowly on my high-heeled slippers, wig carefully combed, gloss
on my lips, and with gown and negligee covering my disguised figure.
"Darling I'm ready to be carried over the final threshold," I called out.
Jane took one look, then swept me up in her arms. With my knees raised to
the level of my waist I was cradled against her and she smiled down
tenderly at me before bending her head to bring our lips together.
"You are the sweetest bride any woman could have," she declared before
carrying me through the bedroom doorway and depositing me gently on the
bed. My intuition about how to please her had certainly been correct.
Once more she set the pace as for the first time we achieved sexual
fulfilment in our new home.
CHAPTER 6
I was amenable to her suggestion next morning that I should spend the day
at the house to handle the deliveries as our newly ordered furniture
arrived, while she, in deference to her position as president of the
company, returned to the office.
Monica from next door, who rang our doorbell about ten-thirty, was visibly
disappointed to have a male open the door, but she rallied to extend her
coffee invitation to me in place of my wife. We sat chatting in her
kitchen for half an hour while watching through the windows for the next
deliveryman to arrive. At noon she was back at our door with sandwiches,
which we shared at our newly delivered kitchen table. It was at her
insistence that I phoned the office to advise Jane of the supper
invitation now thrust upon us. In the afternoon I took a taxi to my
former apartment, collected my car and some of my possessions, and
returned to greet Jane as she arrived from work. An hour later we met
Monica's husband and enjoyed a home-cooked meal and an evening of pleasant
conversation.
In the morning, Saturday, we made several trips to bring more possessions
from our respective apartments, went shopping for groceries, worked
together to arrange our new furniture, and in general prepared our home to
be lived in. Our lunch was sandwiches, and we ordered in a pizza for
supper. Following church on Sunday we ate out, but after an afternoon
drive we shared the task of cooking our first dinner in our new home.
The new week began with me still tied to the house to attend to additional
deliveries and the arrival of various workmen, from the cable company, the
telephone company, carpet installers, and etc. Coffee with Monica became
a daily habit and I sought her advice about a number of household tasks.
Except for Wednesday evening when Jane and I attended a dinner meeting
connected with the business, it fell to me to prepare and serve breakfast
and dinner. Lunchtime, when I would eat a sandwich alone, was usually
brightened by a phone call from Jane, who lunched at the office. I looked
forward to Friday, when I was scheduled to return to my duties with the
firm.
At supper on Thursday Jane expressed disappointment that the meal was not
being served by her 'Bride' on this the third 'anniversary' of our
wedding. I protested that a negligee was hardly suitable wear for
preparing and serving a meal, but agreed to change afterward, while Jane
filled the dishwasher. I hardly knew how to react to her desire to
continue this bizarre tradition. Nevertheless the enhanced sexual
excitement that went with it made me a not unwilling participant, and I
spent most of the evening lying on the chesterfield, my bewigged head on
Jane's lap, while her fingers caressed me through layers of silk as we
watched television together.
Later, in bed, she interrupted our progress toward sexual ecstasy to
surprise me with a good news-bad news announcement. The good news was
that she had purchased her father's share of the company and then, as sole
owner, had transferred forty-nine per cent to me. The bad news was that
the dividend checks would be made out to J. Campbell and I would have to
sign that name to cash them. With the announcement made, our love-making
resumed, and she directed it once more to an explosive climax.
The next day, for the first time in a month, I returned to the office.
Reorienting myself to the job proved more difficult than I expected. Many
of the tasks I had been performing had been reassigned to others during my
absence. The accumulation of a number of frustrations led me in mid-
afternoon to confront Jane in her office. Her rejection of my claims was
brusque and direct as well as shocking to me. Anger clouded her face as
she responded.
"You may be my spouse and a partner in the firm, but I am still president
of this company and I will not tolerate anyone, including you, storming
into my office to protest my decisions. We'll discuss your concerns
later! --- At my convenience."
Her convenience came as we were having supper in a small restaurant and I
received an abject apology. "Oh, John, you arrived in my office just as
the negotiations for the Anderson contract were reaching a critical
stage," she added in explanation.
I accepted her apology without reservation, but a somewhat tense
atmosphere continued between us during the weekend. We were both afraid
that some minor incident would provoke another outburst, and I began to
dread the return to work on Monday morning. I think I was the one who
finally proposed a solution to our dilemma, little knowing what the long-
term outcome would be.
When I suggested that I leave the firm's employ and seek a job elsewhere,
Jane accepted my offer regretfully but without hesitation. "I'm so
relieved," she exclaimed, "that there won't be a chance for our work to
come between us. You are the most wonderful spouse that any executive
could ever have!" I remember noticing her choice of the words spouse and
executive. The bargain was sealed with a kiss.
I did return to the office for the next four days, but my time was taken
up with ensuring a smooth transfer of my duties to others. At Jane's
suggestion my office was not totally emptied out, but kept for the
occasional time in the future when I might attend in my role as a director
in the firm.
In mid-afternoon of my final day, behind my closed office door, I received
a deep kiss from Jane, the first ever on company premises. "Why not go
home early today and prepare a supper we can share to celebrate our fourth
'anniversary'?" she asked.
Anxious to maintain her mood of friendly intimacy, I was soon in the
grocery store, and not long after in our kitchen poring over the
instructions in a cookbook. Jane phoned before leaving the office,
telling me of a parcel she wished me to open before her arrival. She
refused to name the contents of the package, but did say it was something
very suitable for a private dinner with one's spouse.
I was quite reluctant to comply with her wishes about dressing for dinner,
but at the same time thrilled by her beautiful present. When she arrived
home a half hour later I was again arrayed in my lace and satin gown, but
the negligee had been replaced by a long-sleeved, full-skirted dressing
gown of heavy white satin with wide collar, close-fitting cuffs, and large
buttons. I had also experimented with the nail polish I found in the box.
She showed her delight in my appearance with a passionate embrace, bending
my head back for her tongue to probe between my painted lips. She stopped
to examine the polished nails before taking a corsage from a small parcel
and pinning it just above my false bosom.
She returned from her shower wearing her black silk velvet pantsuit, to
find our best china laid out on a lace tablecloth and the table lit with
candles. To judge from her favourable comments, my efforts in the kitchen
had been very successful and her appreciation caused me a glow of
satisfaction. She addressed me as her 'bride' during our time of
togetherness, and once again our evening was capped by the lovemaking,
orchestrated by her, which exceeded anything I had brought about during
the previous week.
On Monday morning I had to learn the use of nail polish remover before
beginning my quest for employment, a quest which was to last over a month,
and intermittently after that. My difficulties were all caused by the
fact that Jane was president of Campbell and Campbell. Local firms
perceived me as having a conflict of interest for being married to a
competitor and the jobs which were offered further afield would of course
cause us to be separated for periods of time, a prospect which I was not
prepared to accept.
Early in my search, Jane suggested that I take a day off to prepare dinner
for Monica and her husband to repay their hospitality on our first day in
our new house. The dinner was a complete success. Jane presided as if
she had prepared everything, and I was alluded to only as a big help to
her. In reality I had done everything, from buying the groceries to
baking the roast and setting the table. All references to my occupation
mentioned my status as a partner in the firm. Monica assisted Jane to
load the dishes in the dishwasher.
We played Bridge during the evening, followed by a lunch of tea and more
of the cake which I had baked in the afternoon. When our guests departed,
I added the teacups to the load in the dishwasher and measured in the soap
before turning on the machine and heading for the bedroom. Laid out on
the bed were my panties, bra, and nightgown. As she crawled into bed
beside me Jane whispered her thanks that I had taken her hint and donned
my 'bridal regalia'.
"I do so want to reward you for doing such a wonderful job of making
dinner," she added as she caressed me through my silken gown.
"You have certainly succeeded in thanking me!" I whispered in response as
we drifted off to sleep after an exhilarating climax.
Jane was so impressed with my culinary skills that she issued dinner
invitations to others of our friends. In each case the pattern was
similar. I did the preparatory work, she presided at the meal, no
reference was made of my unemployment, and my status as a partner in the
firm was always emphasized. On the departure of our guests I was
invariably offered the opportunity to pose as Jane's satin clad 'bride'
and receive the reward of unsurpassed sexual arousal.
CHAPTER 7
As my quest for employment dragged on without success there were more and
more days on which my car did not leave the driveway. Whenever this
happened Monica would phone, inviting me for coffee or accepting my return
invitation. She was a ready source of household hints as more and more of
the care of our home fell on my shoulders.
At the end of three months I had virtually ceased job hunting out of
discouragement and was bemoaning my fate one evening to Jane. She showed
no sympathy.
"Let's face it," she argued. "You have turned down three perfectly good
jobs that I know of. You're just afraid to admit that you prefer to stay
home. I think you would like me to order you to stay home and keep
house."
"Order me! What do you mean?"
"Just what I said. Surely you realize that you have obeyed every
suggestion I've made since we have been married."
"What suggestions?"
"You signed my credit card and used it, you stayed home to accept the
deliveries after we moved in, you accepted a bank account in the name of
John Campbell, you left the firm to make things easier for me, you have
done most of the housekeeping in our new home, you have cooked dinners for
our friends, and of course you have always humoured me when I want you to
be my 'bride'."
"But it was my idea to leave the firm. I only did it to make things
easier for you. And everything else was just to please you."
"And it did. And it still does."
"Maybe I should get my old job back."
"Not on your life! One thing I will not do, is risk our marriage that
way." This was said so vehemently that I was reminded of her outburst
that day when I had interrupted her in her office. "I do not want people
to perceive me as married to a milquetoast, and since I am the boss there,
it would be obvious to everyone how you would have to pussyfoot around to
avoid offending me."
"Don't people get that impression from me staying home?"
"Who knows how you spend your time? You are a partner in the firm. Your
desk, chair, and filing cabinet are still in the office where you left
them. I haven't told anyone you don't work there, not even our next-door
neighbours." I was struck by the truth of this last statement as she went
on. "You could do us both a real service by accepting full responsibility
for the house."
"I don't see how I would be doing myself a service."
"Don't you love me?"
"Of course, but I don't see what that has to do with it."
"Doesn't loving me mean you like to please me?"
"Well, --- yes, --- I suppose so."
"There's your answer then. Suppose we make this arrangement for a trial
period, say one year. That will let us both know whether we can make it
work. Is that a deal?"
"All right it's a deal. Just for six months though."
Suddenly I found myself being lifted into the air in Jane's arms. For the
second time in our marriage she picked me up bodily. My arms went around
her neck as she pressed her lips against mine.
"Darling I love you," she murmured between kisses as she continued to
cradle me in her arms. "Would you please be my bride again for this
evening?"
"You'll have to put me down if you expect me to change my clothes."
For answer she carried me into the bedroom and sat me on the bench in
front of the dressing table. From a drawer she took panties and a bra and
handed them to me. "Put these on and go into the bathroom for a quick
shave."
A few moments later I was standing at the sink in my high-heeled slippers,
wearing only the panties and bra she had handed me. She entered the open
door just as I was about to put the razor away. She took the razor from
my hand and ordered peremptorily, "Step up on the toilet seat."
"What for?"
"You'll see. Just do it."
"But I don't want my legs shaved," I protested as she completed a razor
stroke from my thigh to my ankle.
"How do you know? You've never tried it. Turn around so I can do the
back." Given time to think, I would probably have refused point-blank,
but instead I obeyed her orders, albeit reluctantly. "Doesn't that feel
smooth?" she asked as she ran her hand along my calf and up my thigh.
"Now, let's do the other leg."
When she finished she had me sit again while she filled a bowl with water
and knelt down to give me a pedicure. It felt wonderful to have my
calluses softened and scraped and my nails trimmed. She applied a coating
of colourless nail polish and commented, "On special occasions we'll use
colour, but for now you can just leave this on for the coming week."
Soon I was again arrayed in nightgown and negligee, wig in place, and my
lips coloured. Jane made a special point of caressing my smooth legs
through my silken skirts as we cuddled on the chesterfield, and once more
she carried me bodily into the bedroom before completing my seduction in
our marital bed.
CHAPTER 8
My definite commitment to care for the household for the next several
months, relieved the sense of worry about the future which had been
plaguing me, and I relaxed considerably. I no longer felt guilty about
having morning coffee with Monica and usually did so about three times a
week. One morning each week I habitually went to the grocery store and a
second morning was spent at the office, just keeping abreast of happenings
in the business world. This had the advantage of permitting me to discuss
Jane's problems and worries intelligently with her when she felt the need
of someone to confide in.
Our social life continued to expand and besides our bowling, dinner
invitations from friends, evenings at the theatre, or dancing, I was
called upon at least once a week and sometimes oftener to prepare a dinner
in our home for guests. In my time alone at home I learned efficiency in
operating the vacuum cleaner, making the bed, dusting, doing the wash,
ironing, and all the myriad other tasks which are involved in keeping
house. I became so proficient that most afternoons there was time left to
watch soaps on the television.
Jane was ever appreciative of my efforts, making sure to thank me in
private, and saying nothing in public that she thought might embarrass me.
At least one evening per week she would reserve for just the two of us,
insisting that I be her 'bride' from dinnertime until she left for work
after breakfast next morning. Most often also when we came in late, or
after company had left, I would enter the bedroom to find a gown laid out
on the bed. My accepting her implied invitation always resulted in that
extra special love experience to which she had made me addicted. It
became the norm for her breakfast to be served by a negligee clad spouse
who received a final good-bye kiss at the door as she departed for work.
I would then quickly dress in my masculine clothes in case of an
unexpected caller during the day.
Jane saw to it that our weekly 'anniversary' evenings remained exciting by
introducing new variations in the dress expected of me. The week after
she shaved my legs I opened a gift-wrapped parcel to find a flowered silk
close fitting knee-length nightdress, sheer pantyhose, and a bottle of
Nair. When I emerged from the bathroom with my nyloned knees showing
beneath my silk skirt she required that I parade back and forth across the
room while she admired my figure.
A week later costume jewellery was added to my attire, necklace, bracelet,
and clip-on earrings. she waited until she was pulling my pantyhose down
at bedtime to clip a tiny gold chain around my ankle. It contained a
miniscule disk inscribed with her name and I was instructed to wear it at
all times under my regular clothes.
Another evening she began to experiment with cosmetics on my face. I was
initiated into the mysteries of moisture cream, pancake makeup, eye
shadow, and mascara. I did not permit her to go as far as she wanted in
plucking my eyebrows.
Now came a gift-wrapped parcel containing a lace-trimmed slip, a
sleeveless yellow sundress, and dancing pumps. That evening the hair
under my armpits came off.
As new items continued to be added weekly to my special wardrobe, skirt
and blouse, lady's wristwatch, pantie-girdle, more lingerie, and more
shoes, the process of preparing for a weekly 'anniversary' celebration
became more onerous.
I would have to start in the late afternoon while the dinner was cooking
to coat my legs and underarms with Nair, which would dry as I shaved my
face. I'd emerge from the shower to towel and powder myself, then sit in
panties and bra before the bedroom dressing table while applying polish to
fingernails and toes. When that had dried, sleek pantyhose would be drawn
up each leg to the knee and I would stand to smooth them around my thighs
and over my hips. I delighted in running my hands up and down along the
smooth length of my nylon clad legs. Perhaps a pantie-girdle would come
next, flattening the line of my stomach while it narrowed my waist and
obliterated any trace of a bulge in my groin.
I always enjoyed the feeling of a full slip sliding over my torso to
excite my skin with its silky touch, and the appearance of its lacy bodice
draping so enticingly over my false breasts. A semi-opaque ruffled crepe
blouse with cap sleeves and a button at the back of the neck alluringly
allowed my slip straps and lace trim to be just barely discernible through
its tissue-thin fabric. As I zipped up the back of a slim tapered skirt I
would turn and lift one knee to see in the mirror the lace hem of my slip
peeking out from the side slit of the skirt. Seated again before the
mirror, I would tie a makeup cape around my neck and apply the cosmetics
as I had been taught. Finally, after the application of eyeshadow and
mascara, I would place my wig on my head, comb it, and apply the final
touch, lip gloss.
Jane's delight with my appearance would be evident from the moment I
greeted her at the door as she arrived from work. How I thrilled to have
her hold me at arm's length examining my transformation, before clasping
me to her breast for a kiss of greeting! I would pour her a glass of wine
to sip, while I made final preparations to serve dinner. We would dine,
usually by candlelight. She would read the newspaper while I cleared away
the meal as the prelude to our quiet evening together.
Perhaps we would merely watch television, seated side by side, with her
arm around me and a hand caressing my knee. We might even just sit next
to each other and read, with the stereo playing soft music. Often we
would dance together. She liked to photograph me in various poses, and we
filled an album with the results. Whatever our activity, it invariably
ended with her undressing me for bed, or with me practising a seductive
manner of changing to my nightclothes, with her as an appreciative
audience. I would then be treated to her striptease as she prepared to
join me in bed.
Each week I looked forward more eagerly to the thrill which I received
from my masquerade. Jane's reaction to it capped each occasion by a
passionate orgy of sex which she never failed to orchestrate. As she no
doubt intended I became addicted to our weekly 'anniversary' celebrations.
Just how addicted I was becoming started to be evident to me on the
mornings after, as I would dawdle over changing to my normal attire after
wearing my nightgown and negligee to the door to see Jane off to work. I
genuinely disliked putting away my finery and wished for an excuse to
continue the masquerade. Certainly that was impracticable. A tradesman
or a salesman might call and certainly Monica would expect coffee with me
about ten-thirty. Reluctantly I would scrub off the last traces of
makeup, apply the remover to my nails, don BVD's, shirt, trousers, socks
and oxfords, change to my masculine watch, replace the wig on its stand,
and store the remaining paraphernalia of femininity in drawers and
cupboards. Nightdress, negligee, panties, and bra would find a place in
the clothes closet, available for ready access whenever the opportunity
might arise.
I began to be disturbed about my developing addiction to things feminine
on the evening that Jane suggested we might take in a movie together, with
me dressed as her girlfriend. I adamantly refused to leave our house
except as her husband and she did not press the point, at least not for
the time. She expressed dismay and disappointment when I declared a week
later that I thought my masquerade should be less frequent than once per
week, even though I now wore a silk nightgown to bed most nights. She
appeared so morose on the first 'anniversary' night I failed to dress
before dinner, that I relented about seven o'clock, and retired to don
lingerie and a full length taffeta evening gown.
Her spirits revived and I was forced to confess to myself that
'anniversary' night was a ritual that I too treasured too much to
voluntarily give it up. That realization prompted my determination to
return full time to the work force as soon as my promised six months as a
house husband had expired.
CHAPTER 9
One highly significant event happened just two weeks before the end of my
promised six months of keeping house, and before I revealed my intention
of returning to the work force to Jane. She had proposed that we stage a
reenactment of our wedding ceremony. "Just how do you propose to do
that?" I had asked in all innocence. "I certainly don't want to make a
fool of myself before all our friends and relatives over again."
"Well," she countered, "I agree that it should be just the two of us with
no outside witnesses. You know how many times we have watched the videos
that your mother had made of the real ceremony."
"Of course."
"If we use just the sound of the videos, we could reenact everything by
ourselves. After all it was the most significant event in both our
lives."
"I suppose you are right, but it wouldn't be the same."
"It never could be. We didn't know we were getting married. If we had we
might have done things differently."
"But we didn't know!"
"Anyway, can I count on you to cooperate?"
"Of course, Darling, if it makes you happy."
"Good. Then I'll make all the arrangements. We'll do it on the day I get
back from my overnight trip to Boston." With these words she closed the
subject and nothing more was said during the next week.
As she left on that trip I bade her good-bye, very unhappy that we would
be separated for the first night since our marriage. She adamantly and
uncharacteristically refused my request to accompany her. I felt better
when she called from her hotel about eleven P.M. to express her love and
to inquire how I had dressed for bed. Each of us hung up the phone to
retire for the night, full of thoughts about the pleasures that would
ensue on the morrow's 'anniversary'. She extracted from me a promise to
be home at eleven-thirty in the morning to receive a second call giving
instructions for the reenactment she had planned.
A large garment bag was delivered to the house next morning about a half
hour before her call. Her purpose in calling was to verify that I
understood the instructions in the parcel. I was given until five-thirty
to ready myself for her arrival. After that I had only to follow her oral
directions.
My preparations began after lunch with a careful shaving of my legs and
underarms followed by a leisurely bubble bath. Freshly towelled and
dusted with powder I donned robe and slippers to move to the bedroom where
I sat before the dressing table to apply polish to my fingernails and
toes. After an interminable wait for the polish to dry I began to dress.
The daintiest of white nylon and lace panties slipped up over my buttocks
and I tucked my privates into their crotch. My figure began to take shape
in the mirror as my coloured nails reached behind me to clip the lace and
satin padded bra in its place. I inserted the breast forms before bending
over to draw nylon hose up each leg in turn and then standing to fasten
them to the garters of a light blue spandex pantie-girdle, styled to look
like a garter belt. I was delighted with the appearance of the delicate
clocks displayed along each of my calves.
Wearing a knee-length nylon duster I returned to the bathroom to give my
face an extra close shave. How incongruous to see in the mirror red
tipped fingers sliding the razor over my features!
The longest part of my preparations was then spent in front of the dresser
mirror in the bedroom as I applied all that Jane had taught me about the
application of cosmetics. I was still working with a mascara brush when I
heard her enter the house.
She shouted a greeting and warned me not to leave the bedroom until she
had completed all her arrangements in the living room and kitchen. I
promised to comply and continued dressing. My slippers were replaced with
white pumps with four inch stiletto heels and I tottered a bit as I
crossed the room to take a full length slip from its hanger. It felt
deliciously cool as it slithered down, moulding itself around my bust and
hips.
What a thrill it was to lift the full skirt of the satin brocade bridal
gown and have it slide down over me as my arms slid into the full length
sleeves! I needed a zipper cord to close it up my back, but when I had
done so it was evident that Jane's dressmaker had done a perfect job of
restyling her gown to my measurements.
My blond wig was removed from its stand and placed on my head and I teased
the last strands of hair into place with a comb. I clipped my gold watch
on my wrist just under the pointed end of my sleeve and clasped the gold
locket chain about my neck. For a final few minutes I stood waiting
before the bedroom door mirror, nervously watching my reflection as I
waited for our sound system to bring forth the strains of the wedding
march.
At last, holding my bouquet at my waist, I paraded slowly through the hall
and kitchen into the living room, following the path Jane had laid out to
take approximately the same time as that earlier march. Jane, clad in a
tuxedo and low-heeled shoes, stood at one end of the living room watching
me as I made my slow progress toward her. Along my route were several
strategically placed camcorders and twice a flashbulb popped so I became
aware that Jane had arranged to create a photographic record of the
occasion. My gown rustled as each knee pushed forward in my solitary
procession toward Jane. Smiling sweetly she reached out and touched my
elbow as I stepped into my place beside her.
We stood together facing a video camera as the recorded words from our
wedding were repeated over the sound system. The tape had had her words
and mine edited out so it was necessary for us to repeat our vows aloud as
the ceremony droned on. Once more I promised, this time in a clear voice,
to love, honour, cherish, and obey, and once more the ring was placed on
my finger as Jane repeated, "With this ring I thee wed." With my high
heels and her low ones she did not have to bend over so far and I did not
have to stretch up so much when it was time for the bride to be kissed.
We spent the remainder of the evening reenacting those parts of our
wedding party which lent themselves to that, and watching the other parts
of the festivities on a television monitor. We took time out to
photograph ourselves, individually and together, with both still and video
cameras. We dined at the table together and rose to the tinkling of
cutlery to repeat the kisses of our wedding dinner. Jane pronounced a new
speech in response to the toast to the bride. We danced to the original
music with no pretense about the fact that Jane led as her arm encircled
my waist and mine rested on her shoulder.
When it came time for the departure of the bride and groom, she led me
into the bedroom where my gown and slip were replaced with a going-away
dress, coat, hat, gloves, and purse. She continued to look quite
masculine, wearing a topcoat and fedora. I expected the evening to end in
our bedroom as I stood before a video camera and tossed my bouquet, but
Jane surprised me by adding more to her script.
I started to resist as she led me to the house door with the intention of
exiting, so she picked me up bodily and carried me outside to the car. I
dared not shout so my resistance was futile and I sat sullenly in the
passenger seat as she closed the door behind me. She slipped back into
the house, latching the door behind her, to turn out the lights and turn
off the video and sound equipment. When she emerged a few minutes later,
the topcoat and fedora were gone, replaced by a coat of more ladylike cut
and fit.
She took her place in the driver's seat, but before starting the motor
took my hand in hers and drew me toward her. "Let's start our honeymoon
with a kiss," she said, placing her lips against mine. I wanted to
resist, but yielded as she pressed my head against the headrest. I