Annie Shows Me How
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thud
thud
thud
“Ow.”
thud
“Ohhhhhhh...”
thud
thud
“What the... ?”
Blinding flashes of muddled memory. Nervous system reboot. Pain. Lungs rattle into motion. More pain.
Eyes struggle open. The floor. A bottle. A chair. Unexplained sparkling near the window.
At least I didn’t...
Digestive system reengaged. A desperate and pathetic crawl to the bathroom. Just barely in time.
The cool porcelain whispered of sleep. He listened.
thud
thud
thud
“Ow.”
thud
God, what a horrible taste.
His porcelain savior once again offered comfort. Judging it wiser to remain in place for a while, Luke cuddled the basin as his most loyal friend, resting his sore cheek on the seat. It was wisdom rewarded time and time again. Eventually, with nothing left in his stomach except regret, his religious experience came to an end. Though the urge lingered and revisited for the remainder of the day, he had no more left to give. Only the emptiness of well-earned suffering.
Several rounds of oral cleansing later, his mouth was restored to reasonable tolerability, though about his breath there was little to be done. He probed the throbbing at the back of his skull. The pain turned sharp the moment he touched it, and when he retrieved his fingers they were dusted with flakes of dried blood. More thorough study revealed a small gash that he’d reopened with his exploration. I’m going to lose some hair trying to fix this.
Stripping off his clothes, he discovered even more bruises. His elbow felt like it might be seriously injured, and he shuffled into the kitchen for some ice. It was then that he finally recalled the full measure of the previous night’s carnage. He righted the chair — unlike him, it seemed undamaged — and moved the empty bottles to the counter, but decided to leave the rest of the cleanup for later.
Ten minutes later, he was asleep. In his bed, for a change.
It was early evening when he finally dragged himself out of bed. Judging by the way he felt, he knew he was still a long way from the end of his hangover. A shower and fresh clothing helped little. Nor did cleaning up the damage caused by his anger and desperation. Unpacking his suitcase was more than he could manage in his current state, but he knew he had to at least try to eat. Throwing on a light coat, he made a zombie-like trip to his favorite bodega for a few essentials and an atypically bland sandwich. The owner was so surprised by his order that he began interrogating him, but when Luke mimed the universal sign for drinking too much, the questions were replaced by an empathetic nod. He was back in his apartment, attempting to psych himself up for a meal his stomach was rather forcefully protesting, when his phone chirped.
Did you manage to kill yourself?Tried and failed.
How hard?
No sleep, no food, bottle of Champagne, bottle of 1964 Bas-Armagnac, an entire day of heaves that turned from wet to dry, one broken crystal stem, one broken cheap-ass tumbler, bleeding from the back of my head, ice pack on my elbow, probably some other things I haven’t discovered yet.
Jesus fucking Christ, Luke.
On the bright side, I had a lovely day date with my toilet, and I think we’re going to keep seeing each other.
Finally, someone other than me that’s used to putting up with your shit.
Clever. Even better, it doesn’t talk back as often as you do.
Food?
I’m staring at it now. The problem is that it’s staring back.
Did you do something dumb like get sushi?
Turkey, lettuce, American cheese, no condiments or pickles or peppers, white bread.
Jesus, that’s sad.
I know.
Eat something anyway, you pathetic motherfucker.
I thought we were on a two-week hiatus.
I wanted to make sure you didn’t die before I had the chance to yell at you.
Mission accomplished.
Oh no. This isn’t yelling. But I promise that if you drink yourself to death over the next two weeks, I’ll come over and kill you myself.
Luke sent her a heart emoji and put down his phone. I’m not even close to ready for Wendy. It’s a good thing she insisted on a break.
She broke several of her promises the very next day, banging on his apartment door far earlier in the morning than he had any intention of experiencing. He stumbled to the door, groggy and confused. Though not as confused as he was when he opened it.
“How did you... ?”
“You get three questions. All must be answerable by a single word. There will be no additional conversation. Is that clear?”
“Yeah.”
She pushed past him and dropped four overstuffed bags of groceries on the counter, then turned to face him. “You look like shit.”
“Of course I do. It’s an accurate representation.”
“So? Questions? Or can I get on with my day?”
“How did you get into the building?”
“Claire.”
“Lover?”
“Former.” She held up two fingers, impatiently tapping her foot.
He took a deep breath. “You brought me a bunch of healthy, restorative things like vegetables, because you knew I’d spend the next two weeks hiding in my cave and existing on a diet of fattening takeout and booze, and you did it because behind all your bitterness, sarcasm, anger, and frustration over the way I’ve been conducting my life, you still care about me.”
Instead of answering, she sighed and walked to the door. Just before it closed behind her, she muttered, “Exactly.”
By the end of the first week, the first slender threads of order had been restored to Luke’s life. With the exception of one far less disruptive relapse, he managed to avoid drinking to excess, though a day-long experiment with abstinence proved beyond his current resilience. Wendy’s groceries helped, and by the time he was in need of more, he was making tentative attempts to exercise. He’d worked out so infrequently at the lake that he was in relatively terrible shape, and his destructive binges hadn’t helped. But I bet I could still run a sexual marathon, he mused, as his sluggish feet dragged him through a nearby park.
The thought, of course, filled his mind with images of Kathryn. Not that it was ever entirely free of her, but there were certain moods, situations, and moments that made him unable to focus on anything else. He occasionally experienced mild arousal while revisiting his memories, but — at least so far — he felt no need for sexual release. I guess Wendy didn’t need to buy those two boxes of extra-strength tissues after all.
Early in the second week, he managed to attend his first tasting since his return. Industry colleagues were thrilled to see him back, and peppered him with questions about his absence. He’d prepared for this with an array of responses that he hoped sounded more uninteresting than evasive, and though the interrogation was renewed with every fresh group of old acquaintances, he eventually judged the attempt a success.
And then it was Sunday night, two weeks after his return to the city. He texted Wendy a single word — Tonight? — and she responded in the affirmative.
This time, she kept the first half of her promise, helping him descend into serious inebriation while he opened his heart and succumbed to uncontrollable tears at her bar. But it wasn’t until the next morning that he realized she’d broken the rest of it; when he rolled over, he discovered that she was in bed with him. On top of the covers and fully clothed, but still there.
A little while later, they were sipping coffee at his table. He noted that she was wearing flannel pajamas decorated with anthropomorphic dildos, which meant that she’d brought an overnight bag and that her lingering had been planned all along.
“Wendy, thank you. You’re my guardian angel.”
“I’m sure as hell no goddamned fucking angel. But you do need one, surrounded as you are by demons. Most of them your own.”
“I’m sorry. I know I dumped a lot on you last night.”
“More like a biblical flood, but yeah, you did. And by the way, the purpose of guardian angels is that you’re supposed to listen to them, dumbass.”
“As you’ve told me many times, I’m slow. So what do you think about... ?”
“No. We’re not having this conversation. First of all, there’s that flood I mentioned, and it’s going to take me a while to avoid drowning in it. Second, there’s the gap between what I think and what you’re prepared to hear. Third, there’s what’s best for you, and that might be completely different than the other two. In any case, none of those thoughts are going to pass my lips until I’ve purged some shit in the direction of your ears. So you can sit there and wait until I’m ready.”
“Okay. Still, I really am grateful for last night. All of it. I certainly didn’t expect you’d still be here this morning.”
She studied her coffee mug for a while. “Luke, I’m going to tell you something about yourself. I don’t want you to get angry, but I need you to think about it for a while. You and I both know that most people in our field are, at least on occasion, high-functioning alcoholics. Yeah, there are some who’ve managed to give it up and stay dry, but not many. Most of us drink to what any rational observer would call excess. It just so happened that your lover fit right in to our world and is more than a bit of a high-functioning alcoholic herself — though I’m sure her situation had a lot to do with that — so you had nothing even close to a respite while you were out there. But when you’re feeling bad about things, or yourself, you drink alone, and you drink a lot. Too much. Way too much.”
Luke scrolled back through his memories, thinking about the times he’d been dangerously drunk. When I first learned that Kathryn was married ... the night of the charity gala, when she gave me the handjob ... the night she and Bill were all over each other at dinner ... when I realized how little time we had left ... the day they spent together on the lake... He saw the pattern, realized she was completely correct, and told her so.
“I knew there’d be no stopping you on your first night back, but this is why I had to check on you. Still, it was way worse than even I’d predicted, which is part of why I brought you food the next day. But the more I started thinking about last night, the more I realized I didn’t quite trust you to stop drinking once I got you home, bucket alongside the bed or not. That’s why I decided to stay.”
“I didn’t...”
“I know you didn’t, and that’s because I made sure you were too drunk to keep drinking long before we left the bar. Do you remember falling asleep in the corner while we cleaned?”
“Uh, not exactly, but there are some gaps...”
“That’s fine, I didn’t figure you’d remember. I feel like I had to carry your fat ass all the way from my bar to your bed. Which reminds me: you have got to lose some weight. Anyway, my point is that it’s fine when it’s with me or other people you can trust. One day, when everything’s back to normal between us, you and I can get drunk together just like we used to. But you have to be a lot more careful about your solo binges, Luke. They’re a little scary, and from what you told me last night, they’re getting more frequent.”
He nodded. “You’re right, they are. Thank you for warning me. I’m still suffering, and it’s hard, but I’ll try to be careful.”
“Speaking of hard, have you blown a hole in those tissues yet?”
“Haven’t even opened the boxes.”
“Really? I mean, even through you’re especially gross and unattractive right now, and you have to reacquaint yourself with a razor, you’re usually good for a solo rubdown now and then. What happened?”
“No interest.”
She stared at him, considering. “Luke, it’s time to listen to your guardian demoness for a change: you need to get laid. Well, get back in shape first. And then get back on the horse. Anyone’s horse.”
“I don’t suppose...”
“Don’t you dare finish that sentence.”
“Okay, okay. But I’m not exactly in the mood to date, and...”
“Who the fuck said anything about dating? Just go bang someone. Jesus, hire a fucking hooker if you have to.” His face clearly expressed his indecision, and she grew audibly frustrated. “She may be the best, but she’s not the only. Even if Tinkerbell comes and waves her magic vibrator at the two of you, it’s not going to be soon. You told me she wants you to do this. I want you to to do this. I know there have to be girls who are so desperate that they want you to do this. Why are you the only one who doesn’t?”
“Because they won’t measure up. Because I’ll either be comparing them to her, or thinking about her while I’m with them. And because I’m afraid that if I don’t, I might not even be able to ... you know.”
“Get it up? Then don’t call someone who’s going to give you grief about it. What about your unapologetically slutty friend? If anyone can raise your mast, it’s her.”
“Liz? After last time I can’t...”
“It’s been, what, about four months? A lot can change. Give her a ring. I bet she’ll be up for it.”
“Speaking of dating...”
“It was nice. We had fun. That’s all you need to know. Don’t push.”
“Sorry.”
It took him several days to drum up the courage, but when he did, he learned that Wendy was right.
“Luke!“ Liz squealed, exploding in laughter at the volume of her outburst. “Okay, now all my coworkers know what I sound like when you make me come,” she whispered, still laughing. “Can I call you back in a few minutes? I’ll find an empty conference room or something.”
His phone rang before he’d even finished putting it down. “Before we start, is this a touching or a no-touching call?”
“Seriously?”
“I just need to know if should lock the door or not.”
He’d forgotten just how brazen she could be, and it made him smile. “Let’s say it’s a call about touching. Or rather, inquiring about the possibility of touching.”
“Baby, does that mean your dick’s back on the market?”
“Well, it’s more complicated than that, but the short answer’s yes. For now, at least. After our last time, though, I...”
“Oh, don’t worry about it. I missed you so much that you can call out whatever name you want. I haven’t had a worthwhile ass-fucking since you left — your gender is populated by fumbling cretins — so expect to be doing a lot of that. Name your night and I’ll be there. Or you can come over, if you’d rather.”
His own burst of laughter was as much a release of tension as it was delight at her lighthearted sexuality. “I didn’t think it would be this easy, so I didn’t have one in mind.”
“I’m hurt, Luke. Because I really am this easy, and you forgot. Anyway ... and I really don’t mean to put you off, but I just remembered that there’s a reason ... how about next Tuesday or Wednesday? I just had an extended fling with a super-hot designer that was working with one of our clients, and the last of it was bareback; so while we were both tested before we got to that stage, I’d like to be sure. And baby, while you know that I trust you...”
“No, you’re right, and it’s a good idea, considering it’s been a long and very interesting while. I’ll take care of it tomorrow.”
“Yay! If we’re gonna be at your place, remember to stock up on lube. I’m in a serious drought when it comes to butt stuff, and you’re the best I’ve ever had back there.”
“The designer wan’t interested?”
“He thought it was nasty.”
“His loss.”
“Exactly! Okay, baby, I’m gonna rub one out while thinking about you bending me over this conference table, but then I have to get back to work. I’m so excited! Mmmwah!“
He was still grinning at the phone when Wendy texted.
Remember what we talked about?I’ve kept it to a half-bottle or two cocktails.
The other thing.
Liz is up for it.
I knew it. Now go take down someone else.
What?
Liz is easy. No disrespect intended, but she is. Go poke your sweaty schlong into some other willing victim. One who’s not already in your contacts.
Why?
Because you need to prove to yourself that you still can. Because you need to remember that there’s a sex life beyond you know who.
Can I at least verify that all the equipment works first?
Fine, but don’t hesitate once you do. And Luke? For her sake, shave your nutsack. I’m sure it’s disgustingly hairy by now.
Deciding that getting out of the apartment was its own worthy goal, Luke met Liz at her place for an early dinner of takeout sushi. At around four in the morning, she weakly shoved him away and did something she’d never done before: begged him to stop.
“You were really, really good before, but now you’re a fucking sex god. I’m not going to be able to walk straight for a week, I’m sore everywhere, and I squirted so much I might have to replace another mattress. I should just have them delivered on a monthly schedule or something. Who in the hell is this woman, and when can I meet her? Never mind, too tired, spoon me and let me get at least a little sleep. Set an alarm for seven. No, fifteen minutes of. Gives us time for a morning quickie. ‘night!”
Luke smiled at the barrage of words, tapped his phone a few times, and embraced her from behind. While Kathryn had indeed popped into his mind on occasion, especially at the beginning, it was far less often than he’d feared. As he drifted into sleep, however, he wondered if that was a good or a bad thing.
Whatever energy he’d driven out of her the night before, she recovered it for a frenetic morning reprise. As she bustled around her apartment getting ready for work, she asked if he had any plans for later. When he admitted that he didn’t, she invited herself over to his place for another round. “No need to follow me out. For now, just relax. Sleep in if you want, shower whenever. I don’t think there’s much food, but help yourself. And I give you permission to dig through my drawers in an attempt to discover all my naughty secrets. There are a few here and there, though all the real action’s on my laptop, and you’re going to have to figure out the password yourself. If you find something sufficiently interesting, promise that you’ll use something I wear or sleep on and leave me a little gift. Bye!”
Their sexual escapades that night — at his apartment, this time — were even more exhausting than the night before, and as she rolled back and forth in post-orgasmic ecstasy, guarding her ravaged holes with shaking hands, she offered an extremely uncharacteristic proposal.
“Can we make this a regular thing?”
“I’m absolutely not saying no, but this is ... unlike you.”
“Oh, don’t worry,” she laughed, “I’m not getting all clingy or looking for any sort of commitment. It’s just that ... well, you used to be a fantastic lover, and it was always exciting to hook up with you. Now, you’re a master. You’re so good that I’m afraid I’m going to start canceling on other partners just because I know you’re going to fuck me so much better than they will. On the other hand, I don’t want it to be so often that I get addicted. Every two weeks, maybe? With the option to get together more often, of course.” To this he readily agreed, pleased to have such an enthusiastic and unproblematic outlet for his sexual desires. “And now, since I’m in desperate need of a break from your beautiful cock — which I see is still hard, by the way, and you’ll have to tell me which devil owns your soul in exchange for that never-ending erection — I’m going to sit here and you’re going to tell me all about her. I won’t be able to offer much emotional support, but I’m a good listener.”
She was, and he did.
When he got to the part Kathryn had encouraged — the assertion that Liz had been demoted to third place amongst his lovers — she was only shocked for a moment. Then her eyes grew as sultry as her smile. “And you won’t tell me who she is.”
“Absolutely not.”
“How hard should I try to force you to tell me?”
“Please don’t. I’ve already blown it twice. I can’t do it a third time. Anyway, I don’t think that’s what Kathryn had in mind.”
“Oh, I know she didn’t. That vixen wanted me to try to fuck you to death in order to reclaim my title. Right?”
“Uh, I think so.”
“Well, then. Let’s see about your carnal demise, shall we?”
Neither of them got any sleep that night. But in the middle of the following afternoon, Luke received a phone call from a very sleepy Liz.
“You look like a man who’s been getting laid,” Wendy remarked as he wearily settled into his usual spot at her bar.
He nodded, a bit sheepish and more than a bit fatigued. “One night turned into two, then three, then four. I’ve never known Liz to be like this, but...”
“Addicted to your schlong, is she?”
He blushed as he shrugged. “I think it’s a little more complicated than that. Yes, I’m apparently much better than before, and she’s exploring what that means. Plus, Kathryn laid down a bit of a gauntlet that...”
“Lemme guess. She told you to hold the fact that both she and your slutty supermodel are better lovers over Liz’s head.”
“Uh...”
“That’s what I though. Manipulative bitch.”
“Wendy!“
“I meant it as a compliment. Since you told her about it, Liz has been trying to fuck your nuts off, hasn’t she?”
“I didn’t exactly tell her about it — yes, I finally learned how to keep a secret — but yeah,” he responded, unable to hold back his grin. Wendy rolled her eyes.
“And you’ve been outlasting her, haven’t you? Thanks to all the evil sexual arts you learned in the cavernous depths of your insatiable succubus.”
“As you know very well, they’re not cavernous, and I ... well, yes, I suppose, but...”
“And she keeps coming back for more. How many dates, or whatever, did she break to spend the week getting railed by you?”
“Uh ... a few, I think, but...”
“So now she can’t get enough of you. Pretty soon she won’t want anyone else unless you want them for her.”
“No, it’s not like that. She’s...”
“I presume you’re not fucking all the time.”
“No. Actually, that’s been the really interesting part. She’s being a really good friend right now, and...”
“Yes, yes, she’s a nymphomaniac with a heart of gold. I thought you said she’s incapable of emotional commitment.”
“That’s still true.”
“It’s about to be untrue.” Wendy shook her head, muttering, “It’s like a virus. A disease. Kathryn is Patient Zero, and now it’s spreading.”
“Huh?”
“Liz — no-commitment, fun-loving, used to be more than you could handle, screws her way through the known universe with no regrets — is halfway to moving in with you. Oh, she won’t make it formal and neither will you. And she’s still her, so you’ll be able to fuck anyone else you want, with or without her involved ... which is the best of all possible worlds, isn’t it? Except she’ll never love you, and you’ll never love her. You’ll both kinda half-feel it, and then you’ll be stuck.” She leaned over the bar. “She’s your replacement. You’re setting up the exact same scenario you had with Kathryn, except now you’re in the driver’s seat and there’s no risk or pain, because your connection only goes so far. But the moment your crimson unicorn calls, you’ll go running and Liz will be ... well, what will she be? Hurt?
“I don’t know, and I think you’re being a little unfair. She’s free with her body, yeah, but she’s the most honest person I’ve ever known, and she’s really quite kind. We even...”
“You’re white knighting all over my bar. It’s worse than jizz. Stop it before I have to get a rag. She’s not devoid of emotions, dumbass. No one is. You get deep enough inside her — I don’t mean her pussy, though that’s probably the easiest path — and she’ll have some. For you. And maybe you’ll have some for her. But she’ll never be more than a substitute for what you really want. Even then, she’ll never actually be second on your list, will she? She’s trying to be, though. You have to turn this volume down, and you have to do it now.”
“Weren’t you the one who was encouraging me to get laid?”
“Yes, and I still am. You absolutely shouldn’t stop with Liz. Just cool it down a little. And for the love of all that’s unholy, go fuck someone else. Any candidates?”
“I’m not sure. Maybe.”
“Good. Let me know if you need a wingwoman. Experience demonstrates that I’m skilled at getting you comprehensively laid. Now, are you ready to drink non-alcoholic beverages while I vent months of accumulated rage at you?”
“I doubt it, but I’ll persevere under one condition.”
“Which is?”
“Any more dates?”
To his surprise, Wendy blushed. “Yes.”
“You realize my condition doesn’t end there.”
She sighed. “Fine. Two more, and another one scheduled. Yes, we had sex both times, sorta. I met Sasha. She didn’t hate me as much as I thought she would, and the feeling was surprisingly mutual. Satisfied?”
He leaned back. “Very.”
“Good. Now, listen carefully you stupid son of a bitch...”
“I’ll have the Division Gamay Noir.”
“Of course, and thank you. Because I just won.”
“Huh?”
“I bet Greg you’d order that.”
“I guess I’m predictable. Is he here?”
“He might be there, actually. Division, I mean. He’s on a research trip to Oregon.”
“A wine-soaked junket, you mean? Drooling over Kate?”
“Isn’t that what I said? You know as well as I do how drool-worthy she is.” Terrence, the only bartender at Caveau that he knew by name, grinned and walked away, returning a few moments later with an extremely generous pour.
“I’m sorry, Terrence, but I actually meant the bottle. Not that you didn’t just give me about half of it.”
“I know you did. But even though he’s not here, Greg has plans for you.”
“Oh no.”
“You’re right to be worried. Though for what it’s worth, I don’t think he’s the only one with plans.”
“What do you... ?” His question trailed off as Terrence smirked, turned, and escaped to the other end of the bar.
“Hey, stranger.” The faintly accented voice was directly behind him. “It’s been a while.”
“It hasn’t been that long,” he responded, turning to face her. “And until my last visit, you didn’t even know who I was.”
“Oh, but you’re wrong about that. I asked about you every time you came in. I’m pretty sure that’s why I was assigned to your table.”
“Really? Why?”
“Really.” She said it with a half-purr, moving a little closer than was strictly acceptable between staff and a patron. “As for why, surely I don’t have to explain that.”
“Then why didn’t you... ?”
“Strongly discouraged by management, and difficult to hide when I had no reason to be chatting up people at the bar, which is the only place you ever sat. Plus, your last visit didn’t exactly seem like an opportunity, though if I’d only known ... anyway, Greg’s not here right now, is he?”
“So I’m told. Olivia, you’re looking very well. It’s really nice to see you again.”
“You’re looking solo, Mr. Bronson. I haven’t been on the floor very much tonight, but I didn’t see your lady come in, and if she is here, she still hasn’t commandeered a table or a bar seat. Anything happening in the alley that I should know about, or better yet join?”
He smiled, though it was fraught and she quite obviously noticed. “I can’t speak with any sort of authority about the alley, but she’s not here ... and, unfortunately, she’s not my lady.”
“But I thought...” She gestured at her neck, her eyes full of questions. He lifted his left hand and pointed at his unadorned ring finger. “Ah. So you two were being even naughtier than I realized.” She turned her head to scan the room for urgent needs, then returned her attention to him. “Why are you here, Mr. Bronson?”
“Call me Luke, please. Even my dad doesn’t respond to Mr. Bronson. I’m here to enjoy some nice wine and food, to get away from some things that need getting away from, and to see someone I was eager to see again.”
“Is that so?” she asked with a raised eyebrow. “Well, don’t hurry through our wine list. Who knows what might happen later?”
They were in her small apartment, a few subway stops from the restaurant, in a relatively quiet residential area. It was messy — she’d made him wait in the hallway while she frantically cleared a place for him to sit — and pointedly youthful; the longer he stayed, the more he felt like he was cradle-robbing, even though she wasn’t that much younger than him. At the moment, she was issuing her fourth apology for the low quality of the wine she was pouring into his glass.
“Olivia, stop. Though I’m immensely grateful for the hospitality, I’m not here to judge your wine selection.”
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Peter Knight hurried into his beach house and locked the door behind him. He was sweating, and his temples throbbed. The ache in his groin reminded him constantly of his manhood. The devils were dancing in his head, playing cruel tricks on him, evoking wicked, disjointed thoughts in his mind. He had to rest, to sleep, to get back his equilibrium before Davie came home... He ripped off his clothes and flung them onto a chair. He fell into bed, wincing as his hard, erect cock thudded on the...
WARNING: In some of the latter chapters there are scenes containing violence, sex and the consumption of an unpleasant bodily fluid. If you find such material offensive, please do not read the story. Charlotte's Niece By Pamela ([email protected]) Chapter 1 During my dad's long business trip to London, my mother, Lillian, began seeing a lot of Charlotte. I don't quite know why it happened, but I suppose it had something to do with my mom being shy and having a lot of...
Hi everyone, thanks for all your feedbacks to my first sex story, I didn’t expect such amount of response, being new to this genre of writing I was amazed with the passionate readers and interaction has helped me to come so close to emotional and artistic involvement of people here. This intense conversations and loving feedback has got my mind so soon to write down second story which wasn’t planned anytime soon, hope you people like and get involved in this one too. Keep me feeding with your...
Sir unlocked my cuffs, and my ankle restraints and said"Down the hall, second door on the right is the bathroom, go there, remove the corset, catsuit, boots and hood, remove the plug and clean it and yourself up.When your done I want you to put the corset on, and hood as well as the boots and then go to the room across from the bathroom.Don't worry about cinching up the corset, I'll do that when you get in the room.If you have to pee, your to sit or squat to do so, a girlyboi like you...
The days of summer were going by quickly. Before Ron knew it the football season would be starting and all his weekends would be spent officiating football games till the New Year. Ron wasn't sure how long he would be doing this but thought he would stop when he hit sixty years of age. When he phoned Kelly to see if she wanted to do dinner with him her response was a little bit of a shock. Kelly told him that she couldn't go out with Ron because she had been talking to and seeing her...
I get home from school before my twin brothers (they're fraternal, not identical), so the day it all started, I was up in my room finishing my homework when I heard what sounded like laughter or something coming from downstairs. I went to see what was going on and came upon my brothers, Luke and Logan, sitting entranced in front of the computer looking at what appeared to be a porn movie. "He's licking her pussy. Wow, what tits she's got, they just bounce everywhere." "He's gotta fuck...
Dinner is Served "Sir? Your dinner is ready." The delicious smell of baking bread has filled the apartment for hours, it seems, and my appetite is quite whetted by it as I turn from my computer to look at you. Smiling, I see you've dressed up for me. And you're perfect in your pretty little dress, your high heels - making you look even sexier and more irresistible than usual. A pretty smile on your beautiful face as you demurely call me to my meal making the picture perfect. My...
The sun was shining. The birds were chirping. Life seemed to be at an all time high outside my window. I grabbed my pillow and flung it towards the offending noise. I slowly climbed out of my bed and dragged myself to close the shades. I was not ready to tackle whatever this day would bring. I crawled back into my king sized bed, as I was closing my eyes, my phone rang. ‘Just my luck’ I mumbled into my bedsheet. ‘Hello, you better have a damn good reason for calling me this early.’ I said. ...
A Father's Love by RogerGirl If there's one thing I remember about my father it's how supportive he was of me throughout my life. After my mother was killed in a car accident when I was 6, my father raised me as a single dad. Although we were quite wealthy because my dad was a record producer, he remained very involved in my upbringing despite his busy schedule. I admit I was not always the easiest kid to manage and we went through our share of nannies, but my dad was a strict...
During my forty-three year career in telecommunications, I had a twelve year period when I traveled extensively in the USA and Canada. I was based in Raleigh, North Carolina, but traveled regularly to Dallas, Chicago, Minneapolis, and across Canada for a very large telecommunications company. It was on one of my trips that I got introduced to man-on-man sex. I was on a flight from Raleigh to Vancouver, British Columbia, and struck up a conversation with a nice looking middle-aged man in the...
BisexualFive Ahoy As he stood at the grand fireside at Mount Hall, Ann's father lit his pipe whilst speaking sporadically in his paternal fashion. "Well I suppose your brother Julian puff- has gained his leadership proficiency at cadet camp; so you wont be puff puff- entirely unsupervised -puff- at Karen Cottage." "Oh Quentin dear, soothed his wife Emily as she continued to knit in the old fireside chair, we've discussed all of this; Ann is growing up now." "Yes, I'm a teenager now father!"...
AUTHOR’S NOTE This is another story arising out of the seemingly innocuous situation of a young couple going into a forest to have a picnic lunch and make out a little while they’re there. The first story I submitted that started out that way, got mangled up in the submission process, and only a little bit made it through. Later I re-submitted it, slightly rewritten, under the title ‘Peril in the Pines’ in seven chapters, and it came out all right. This story starts out the same way, but it...
© Copyright 2013, by Leslie P. Lowe. All rights reserved. [email protected] Synopsis: A gal named Tish succinctly answers a cry for help from a sister t-girl in extremis. Hi Tish FM 4 by Leslie Lowe Hi Tish, I married a madame. We met in a nail salon, where I got my nails done every week. I know, this was odd for a man, but I'd found that friends appreciated my careful grooming. My wife's name was Kimberly. That day we met she asked me which of two OPI colors...
This story is based on a real experience… The rain poured down on the inhabitants of London. Their mixed gray and black coats went well with their brightly coloured umbrellas. I stared down at my drawing pad once more and admired my work. It was acceptable, but I could have done much better. I looked again outside the window and imagined what their lives were like. They would suffer the rain for now, but soon they would be in their warm, cosy, homes. With their partners or spouses. Maybe...
Myra's Pantie Corselette.This is a true story,happened a few years back now,when I was a bit younger about 18,19 years old if I remember correctly.Anyway Myra Ogg was the mother of the girl I was going out with at that time,now Myra would have been in her early 40's and her youngest daughter,the one I was seeing was my age 18/19 years old.Now Myra was not a tall woman about 5 foot 5 and quite chunky with it,but she did have massive tits,huge huge titties,and at that age I found them...
Hi dosto kese hai aap. Me moin 26 saal ka gujratbaroda she hu. me is site me bahot si stores padhi hai or 1 shop wali bhabhi ki chudai story bhi likh chuka hu.or ye meri is site me 2 story hai. me muslim hu cut lund he mera jo bhi bhabhi ya ladki mera lund kekhe to zarur mouth me le le aisa pink colour ka he, Hua yesha ki mere bahot sare dost hai un me she 1 mayur name ka jo dost tha ush ki shadi thi. Mera achha dost hone ke nate ushne aap ni shadi me pahele aane ko kaha tha.( hum jaha rahte...
Mike got in from work around 8:00pm that evening after having a few beers at a local tavern. He strode into the living room where I was lying on the couch watching TV. He plopped down into the recliner beside the couch and yelled out “What’s for supper?” “Meat loaf and mashed potatoes” Elsie replied. “Bring me some” he demanded. Elsie brought a plate of food to him. “Where’s my beer at woman!” “Just a second” she replied. When she returned with his beer he shoved the plate back into her...
After leaving Barry out in front of my apartment complex for 5 minutes, Jenna and I went to check on him. Actually, we went to laugh at him. What we saw was Barry trying to hop (handcuffed and anklecuffed) towards some bushes for cover. If you remember, Barry was wearing only a purple thong panty - wedgied up his ass. We watched through the glass in the apartment stairwell and laughed until we cried. Barry hopped towards some trees as a car approached him. Barry quickly jumped into the bushes...
Fetish“We have so many loose ends,” Tonya said over dinner. “What are we going to do first tomorrow?” “Hike a couple of miles, then run down anyone with a story to tell us,” I said. “I have the geek looking for any links we can follow.” “I can’t get over how easy this whole thing has been.” Tonya said. “It was just a pimple ready to pop,” I explained. “Put a little pressure on it from different directions and it will empty itself.” “What a gross image,” she said. “Yeah that’s me, no polite...
A part of me has just been ripped, the pages of my mind are stripped... -- J. Geils Band A Life Ever Changing #27 - Stripped! - by: Angel "How about joining us for a bedtime snack ok?" I said ok so down stairs we went... Everybody smiled when we came in and Helen said, "Angel, do you have any questions for me? You looked like you had a few by the expressions I saw on your sweet face." I said, "I have a million questions but I think I need to know why I have so much...
A few months after I had started sharing Sarah with her ex boyfriend, our sex life had really ramped up. We were fucking more often and talking filthy to each other in bed. She would always tell me about fucking her ex that day or the night before and I would call her a naughty slut and so on.One day, we were okay in bed, kissing and masturbasting each other and she said " baby I have something to confess""Oh yeah? What's that?" I asked."Well, I was in London for work on Tuesday and I stopped...
April 3, 1997, Dallas, Texas “You know, I don’t even know what you do for a living!” I said. Krissy laughed, “I think you’ve said maybe a dozen words to me, total, at three NIKA events Deb has invited me to. And I think ‘How are you?’ was said each time, leaving only three more words!” “And?” I asked with a raised eyebrow. “I’m a physical therapist. I mostly work with college athletes rehabilitating from injuries. Deb doesn’t talk about me?” “No, she doesn’t. Do you have a Doctorate, or...
That thought made me think about trying to find out some information about myself. I would have to think of a plan to get someone to talk to me. But before I could think of anything, there was the familiar green flash in the corner of the room and the nurse was there walking towards me. I stood up to greet her. "Hello." I said, unable to think of anything better to say. I noticed that she was holding something behind her back. "Your next client is almost ready." she said, getting...
Samantha was offered a job making way more money at another restaurant. The big decision on her part was familiarity with her job and the new job was some 250 miles away. She also knew she would miss Emily.What finally clinched it for her was discovering she would be able to move with her sister Sandra as they had a job opening for a bartender at the same restaurant. So, they packed their bags and moved into their new apartment in Beverly, Hills. That is the land of swimming pools and movie...
Group SexI sat in the gentle shade of an aspen tree, at the front of the dormitories. Nadia, and the younger novices sitting, or kneeling in front of me, as the sunlight danced in the speckled shade of the tree. It was time for the other lessons that made a Justice Bringer. I was not there to teach them how to fight, or to survive. I was there instead to show them what we, as Justice Bringers, hoped to bring back to The World After. I looked up from the book in my hands, at the rapt attention in the...
The school was quiet the class of 12 year old Bengali girls were watching the white 16 year boys playing football there teacher had home early unwell, Suddenly it started to rain getting heavier all the time, the boys carried on playing unaware that their nylon shorts were clinging tightly to their bodies and had become transparent nor did they realise that the 10 Bengali girls were seeing there dicks, one girl said ” fucking hell look white cocks” another girl said I’m looking look at Steves...
Growing up around our family farm kept us busy with work different times of the day. But we always found a way to have a good time doing whatever it was that day. I’m, Chris and I have a twin sister Christine and we are thirteen months younger than our brother Corey. About the time we were almost old enough to drive without any adults in the truck, Corey and us twins were really liking the new stuff we’re doing together. Playing around with each other doing special things to each other caused...
Hello,my name is shyam,me 27 saal ka yubak hoon, ye baat hai aaj se 5 saal pahle ki,meri sabse kshooti maasi sumitra jinke pati yani mere maasa ji ki hatya hoo gayi thi bo hamare ghar aayi hui thi,us waqt meri age 22 saal thi aur maasi ki age kareeb 32 saal thi,subah der se sokar utne ki meri aadat hai..me rooj 10 baje subah so kar uthta hoon esliye mujhe maaloom nah huaa ki subh 6 baje maasi ghar aa chuki thi .me gharke beech baale kamre me sota tha,jo bahut bada hai ..ghar ke sab log bahi aa...
As i said in the subject my favorite color is red, doubly so when it comes to red heads.And red heads it what this story is about. The first time i ever had sex in public was at Powell's books. I was wondering around the fantasy section, then there she was, a D cup thin legged red head, hot as could be, wearing skinny black jeans, and a white tank top and push up bra. She followed the Portland puck scene a bit because from where I was standing i could see that her nipples were pierced. When I...
The room felt calm in the Creneth household. Then the clock hit six in the morning, and Andrea's eyes opened. While her hands were already groping and feeling up her cock, her mind was elsewhere. Her body moved with the ease and tranquility of a woman with no scruples about her often wild plans, and the firmness of a creature of such rigid determination that no man or woman could deter her. She crawled out of her bed, making sure not to disturb the sleeping Markus and moved with the...
The office party was great. Since moving into the new space, TechTronix had not thrown a happy hour. The office manager had sprung for an open bar. The company had just over 300 employees and about half of them worked from this particular location. One of the support team members, Vic, had several screwdrivers. He was not the only person to drink a bit too much. He was about six-two and weighed around two-hundred-forty pounds. His beer gut was slight and he had nicely defined arms and pectoral...
From the way Mila and Kenneth looked and the unmistakable sweetness of sex in the air at Kenneth's apartment, clearly Mila had enjoyed her date with Kenneth. In fact the lengthy shower they shared showed they were still enjoying it. Though not as comfortable an environment as the two new lovers had to share their lust, Dotty and I had a most enjoyable evening as well. It became both a celebration and a chance to spend our first, albeit short night together. After working with Eileen for...
The house phone started to ring as I opened the front door, and I ran to grab it. “Hello?” I said lightly, as I dropped my gym bag near the stairs. “Hi, Rand,” Beth said. That surprised me. I’d thoroughly figured that she was done calling me. “Beth!” I said, my surprise coming through. “I wasn’t expecting to hear from you tonight. How’re you doing?” “I’m doing okay,” she said cheerily. “What do you mean you weren’t expecting to hear from me? I told you I’d call this week.” “I wasn’t...
I love to gently kiss you on the lips as I slowly move down your neck with light kisses as my hands moves down the center of your back resting on your hips. My mouth moves down to your shoulders as I slowly bring my hands up your arms and partially lower you blouse. I take my index finger and slowly trace al line down from the crook of your neck down the center of your chest, I continue to lower your blouse until your breast are exposed. I lean in and softly kiss you again, as the tip...
Hello I am Badshah and this is my recent story of how I had sex with my aunty Vidya. We used to stay in same building she was wife of my father’s brother. She is 20 years older than me. Unke baare Mai puche toh wo rang Mai kaali Hai aur height 5’2″ hi hogi. Unke chooche toh jyada bade nah Hai par unki gaand behad badi Hai. Unko puchke hi Mai apni story yaha post Kar rha hu. Umid Hai aapko achi lagegi. Baat tab ki Hai jab mere nanaji bimaar padd gaye the aur maa aur papa ko gaon Jana pada. Ye...
we had just gotten back from Colorado and Paul and i were riding our bikes. it was a typical summer saturday in southern California, and most everybody in my nieghborhood were outside in shorts doing something or another. however, i was in my usual army clothes as i always was. Paul and i were riding past his brother's house when Mike called us over. Mike was 23 and never did like me that much, but i was always bothing him about the Army. He spent some time in the service, and he was a...
Seventeen-year-old Sally and her nineteen-year-old sister Katy had been lovers for nearly two years when their older brother, twenty-two-year old Jake, discovered them making love. One lunchtime he'd called in at his parent's home, where his younger sisters still lived, to pick up some papers he'd left with his mother the previous evening for her to sign. His sisters were not expecting him. They had turned up the volume on the hi-fi and were writhing naked on the settee when Jake walked...
From : The Advert I had been going through a dry spell sexually for some time and didn’t want a relationship. Given the lack of local freaks to fuck, I placed an ad on a kink website. The ad read: “ Rough Fuck wanted, I don’t want to know your name or where you work or any of that bullshit. I just need you to show up and get fucked. I will tell you what to do and you will do it or leave. That simple, no cuddles or hugging, Just raw fucking.” I really didn’t expect any responses, but that ad...
It seemed like a month later when the agreed day arrived for us to start. The plan was for Cathy to help John produce his sample and then she would bring it to us in the next room. We had planned on doing this on three consecutive nights. Mandy had been to the doctors to have a cap fitted to try and keep the little wigglers in the right place after they were fired up her and we were ready. We waited nervously in the room for Cathy, it seemed like it was an hour later when she came in with a...
Hi all readers, i have been reading here for the past 5 years but i never posted a story here. But now i got one real experience with my own mother to post. Forgive me for my long description bcoz this is not a story, this is my real experience. Ok, let me come to the point. Am d*****p from a Tamil family staying in Tamil nadu. My family is very orthodox middle class family and my mom is very devotional. I have one elder brother too. My father is a business man, and he drinks daily. Because of...
IncestIntroduction: Happily married Leslie and her husband Cal decide to go on a second honeymoon. Part of their many happy years together is from a healthy and lively sex life. Role playing is a favorite scenario in their adventures. One thing theyve always wanted to try is for L. Kay to receive anerotic massage while Cal looks on. Cal and Leslie Kay Smythe are truly a happily married couple. Both work, Cal in financial and L. Kay in education. Their two young children take up the rest of their...
In the Burrow, everyone enjoyed themselves in a solemn but happy celebration. Molly had prepared a delicious meal for the Weasleys and the Grangers and the table from the kitchen had been moved outside in order to enjoy the beautiful spring day. Mr. Granger had brought a broken weed whacker for Arthur and the two of them soon disappeared into his workshop while Molly and Hermione's mum went inside with Bill and Fleur to tend to Victoire. While they were eating, an owl had arrived from Harry...
it was 2 years ago when i recently met up with a girl who used to baby sit me when i was younger.she was about 8 years older than me and recently split up from her husband she asked me if i would go to a wedding with her as a friend as it was her first social function since becoming single and i happily agreed. we attented the weeding together and at the end of the night she asked me back to her daughters house where she was staying to continue the drinking and partying so off we went.her...
By : Sandyblues Hi readers, Thank you for your wonderful response on my 2 stories. Sex with maid is really enjoyable because they are illiterate and do as we say. After having sex with 2 maid’s now my cock is very eager for more. I have kept the stock of condoms and sprays and oils at my home. This time I wanna try something different. There was a new maid in our street and in rainy season they sleep in the chawl in the building. I was coming from my work at 2am and there I saw that maid she...
I find myself reflecting on my adventure at that group night. While I never expressed any interest in bi-sexuality I am somewhat shocked that I had embraced it so fully. Perhaps being dressed up as Nancy and being used has awakened desires in me that I had suppressed. Perhaps been the catalyst for my desires. Thankfully I still enjoyed “normal” sex as I like to call it. Perhaps I am bi-sexual, as is Susan, and we both will embrace it as a new normal. Things got back to the usual after the...
Once upon a time in a far away land there lived a young woman called Ella or Cinderella like her step sisters called her. She lived with her step mother and two step sisters, Anastasia and Drizella. And life for Cinderella was pretty hard. Her step mother owned the local brothal and Cinderella and her step sisters were the main attractions. While Ana and Drizella were the high paid girls in the brothel. Poor Cinderella was a low paying one. Because of her dirtiness, she was still a virgin which...
In March of 2015 I had the pleasure of hooking up with a sexy white lady who was old enough to be my mom, her age was 52 to be exact. I was 22 at the time. She was your traditional American white woman, not ghetto, fat, or any other stereotype. I would have never guessed that she was an undercover young BBC lover. At the time, I was in the process of getting over a bad break up that happened the summer prior. I was home on spring break feigning for sex. It had been four months since I done...
23-year-old stud Chase Arcangel makes his See H?️M Fuck debut this week and we paired HIM up with the lovely Kyler Quinn for today’s update. After our wonderful director Johnny ?? Robins helps us get to know a little about the Allentown native ???♀️ Kyler sits in a chair so Chase can show off his sexy stripper skills. Once Chase is naked, Kyler stands and covers HIM in lube ? paying special attention to that thick gift of his. Kyler ? sniffs and licks ? his armpits before Chase takes a...
xmoviesforyouHI all ISS readers…main ISS stories ka bahut bada fan hu,aur aksar ISS pe sex stories padh ke apne apni sexual desire ko satisfy arta hu…aaj main apni pahali story aap sab ke samne post karna chahta hu..ye ek sacchi ghatna hai jo main ap sabke sath share karna chahta hu…usse pahale main kuch apne bare me bata du.. Main aayushman from jaipur se hu…marriage 25 hai.regular gym jane ki wajah se meri body bhi fit hai…mera lund kareeb 7-8 inch ka hai jo ki kisi bhi female ko satisfy karne ke liye...
Ron wanted to stop in and see how his youngest daughter, Amber, was doing with her new 6-month old baby that she and her husband had wanted so much. They'd only been married two years and within just a few months after they'd wed, Amber had managed to get pregnant and she'd looked forward to being a new mommy more than anything. Now her little girl, Wendy, was almost six months old and Ron occasionally liked to drop by and see what his little girl and her family might need, if...
Our neighbor Ken (we found out) was apart from his voyeur tendencies was a really nice guy, married and divorced at a young age but, in his own words open to anything. This came after we decided we should be neighborly and invited him round for drinks and a barbecue, though to be truthful Anne wanted to see his cock up close without branches and grass in the way.Our first meet was auspicious he arrived with flowers and wine and looked very presentable, he proved to have one of those...