Twin Switch: Kelly and Mark
By Karen Singer
Written 24 July - 8 August 2013
Two teenage twins, one boy and one girl
Looking so much alike, from their toes to their curls
But the spider of fate had them caught in its web
And had other ideas for the lives that they led.
Chapter 1
The spider of fate, is building its web
The strands that it weaves are lives that are led.
With each silken strand, that the spider decides,
Our lives are then changed, and we must abide.
And the result...
Damn! Damn, damn, damn! Daaaam! Kelly laid in her bed without moving...
without bothering to open her eyes yet... as if she was still asleep. She
was still coming out of sleep, but she was mentally cursing herself.
Damn! Her panties and the bed all under her stomach and legs was
soaked! Again! She had wet the bed. Again! It had been almost a
month now since the last time and she was really, really hoping she was
past that all now. Damn! She was thirteen years old! How much longer
was she going to have to put up with this? Nobody she knew wet the bed
at thirteen! Nobody!
She could hear her brother entering the Jack and Jill bathroom that
separated their rooms. Her brother... her dorky twin brother. She could
already hear his childish taunts calling her a baby and teasing her
about something she had no control over. The jerk! She'd like to see
how he would like peeing the bed like she did. Just once!
Knowing it was useless, she opened her eyes, sat up, and pulled the
covers back. The wet spot was just as big as they usually were. Ugh!
She heard Mark leaving the bathroom and she went in... locking the door to
his side so he wouldn't "accidentally" come in on her. Cleaning up
after herself was an old chore now. When she was done, she hung her
freshly rinsed panties and camisole over the towel rack to dry. Then
she unlocked the door to Mark's side and went back to her room to throw
a robe over herself and strip the sheets off the bed. Again!
She was still stripping the sheets when her bathroom door suddenly
opened and her stupid brother made and appearance. Grinning that same
stupid teasing grin of his, he mockingly sang, "Kelly wet her be-ed.
Kelly wet her be-ed!"
"Grow up, jerk!" she responded angrily.
"Maybe it's you who needs to grow up," Mark returned. "You're the one
who wets her bed like a little baby!" Then he tauntingly sang, "Kelly
is a baby. Kelly is a baby." With a laugh, he retreated back into the
bathroom and closed the door again.
"Jerk!" Kelly cursed softly at the closed door.
Janice Robinson pulled four different cereal boxes out of the cupboard
and set them on the counter across from the breakfast nook. There were
four boxes because Kelly preferred one, Mark preferred another, and both
she and her husband Bill preferred more grown-up cereals.
Mark bounced into the kitchen first. "Kelly wet the bed again," he
announced. No good morning. No hug or kiss. No polite niceness. Just
an announcement about something that had happened all too many times
over the years. "Again?" Janice asked... although she didn't need to.
"Oh yeah!" Mark replied as he grabbed his favorite cereal along with a
bowl and a spoon.
Janice inwardly sighed, although it wasn't much of a sigh. It had been
a long time now since Kelly had wet her bed. Well, a while anyway. She
was really hoping that Kelly had finally outgrown that little problem.
Her husband came in, minus his sport jacket, and grabbed his favorite
cereal and a bowl.
"Kelly wet the bed again," Mark told him.
"Again?"
"Oh yeah!" Mark replied.
Janice grabbed her own cereal box and carried her things to the
breakfast nook where she took her usual seat. She didn't know why Mark
"insisted" on announcing things about his sister the way he did, but
then for twins, she wasn't totally sure how much love was lost between
the two. Actually, it was more like their entire lives had been spent
in competition against each other. She knew they obviously loved each
other, but that was about as far as it went.
Kelly finally came in, dressed for school in a pair of jeans and a
sweater. She came over and gave her mother a quick kiss and then did
the same with her father. Only then did she grab her box of cereal from
the counter.
"Mark says you had another problem last night," Janice said kindly to
her daughter.
Kelly looked annoyingly over toward Mark. "You just can't wait to tell
everyone, can you?"
"Nope!" Mark replied with a big self-satisfied grin.
"Jerk! You act just like a two-year-old. You can't leave anything
alone!"
"Why should I?" Mark taunted back. "And which one of us is really more
like that two-year-old?" Then he laughed because his taunt was all too
true.
"Jerk!" Kelly muttered.
"Okay kids, that's enough!" Janice told them, putting a stop to their
incessant arguing. They stopped talking about it, but Janice could see
the looks they gave each other as they continued to eat. Fifteen
minutes later, the two kids grabbed their backpacks and headed out the
door to wait for the school bus.
Janice watched the two of them walking down the sidewalk together, then
down the driveway to wait for the bus at the street. From the back they
looked oddly much the same. They both had similar builds, although
Kelly was a hair bigger than Mark. But then she had always heard that
girls grew faster than boys at that age. Mark was just now catching up.
Kelly had unfortunately gotten her boyish build from Janice... and perhaps
so did Mark. Janice had thought a few times about getting a boob job,
but had never done it. Bill always said he loved the way she looked and
didn't want anything "fake" about her. She really did appreciate Bill's
attitude, but sometimes a woman just wants to feel more like... a woman!
But the similarities between her two children didn't stop with just
their overall build. Their long honey blond hair made them look all too
much the same as well... although she wasn't all that happy about Mark's
hair being that length. Ever since one of his friends told him that he
looked a lot like Axl Rose, the singer from the rock band Guns N Roses,
Axl had become Mark's latest idol and consequently he tried to look like
him as much as possible... including the long hair! She just wished Mark
would try to keep it a little nicer, that's all. It usually looked a
total mess!
Thinking about their similarities, she also remembered how much their
faces looked the same. Yes, Kelly's face was definitely now looking
more feminine... as it should. But still, there was a delicateness in
Mark's face still that made them look very much the same. If they
hadn't been born a boy and a girl, you could almost imagine them being
identical twins.
But despite Mark's delicate face, he was all boy. Definitely all boy!
Too much all boy! He was often rowdy and loud... and calling him
mischievous would be an understatement! He enjoyed playing sports, but
as much as he enjoyed playing them, he really wasn't all that good at
any of them. But Bill always encouraged him in everything he did... as he
should! Mark also seemed to have a flair for playing the guitar... maybe
because of his current rock hero. But from everything that everyone
told her, Mark was a very good guitar player. She just couldn't tell
because all she heard was loud noise coming out of the amplifier in his
room when he played.
Yes, there was no doubt about it, despite his build and delicate
features, Mark was definitely all boy! And so was Kelly! But that was
where that little similarity ended!
Kelly had always been a tomboy. And Janice guessed that she still was.
Growing up, she had always preferred playing with Mark's cars and trucks
over playing with any of the dolls she had. In fact, she rarely ever
picked up a doll to play with it. And she had always hated wearing
dresses - much to Janice's dismay. Her pretty daughter simply hated
them... and she had always hated them. Kelly had never been into being -
girly. Even now, when Janice figured she would be going out of her way
to attract the boys more, she still hated wearing dresses. So much so,
that Janice knew for a fact that Kelly didn't even own a skirt. And the
only time she ever put on a dress was when she absolutely had to. But
Kelly's femininity was starting to show itself in other little ways.
She was now trying to experiment with makeup a little, and Janice was
actually encouraging that as much as she could. Anything to bring out
the girl in her daughter she considered to be a very good idea!
Another little difference between Mark and Kelly, was that where Mark
wasn't all that athletically gifted, Kelly was. She could outdo most of
the boys on any playing field and at any game they played. She played
hard, and she played to win. Sometimes, Janice thought, she played too
hard. Currently, both her kids were playing in the community spring-
summer baseball and softball leagues. Mark was playing on a boy's
baseball team - where he was somewhat of a disappointment, and Kelly was
playing on a girls' softball team - where she was somewhat of a star.
Kelly played guitar too, but she wasn't as gifted in that area as Mark
was. And fortunately, Kelly preferred to play an acoustic guitar over
an electric one. Fortunately! Janice didn't know what she would do if
she had to listen to two electric guitars in the house.
She saw the bus stop in front of the house and her two twins climbing
aboard. And then the bus carried them out of sight.
That evening, Janice helped Kelly make up her bed again with the freshly
laundered sheets. "It's been quite a while now since you wet your bed,"
Janice noted.
"Yeah," Kelly sighed. "I was really hoping I was past all that now."
"Me too," Janice agreed. "Still, it's been quite a while. I think
things are definitely getting better as far as that's concerned."
Kelly nodded. "Yeah. I guess so. I was just hoping it would never
happen again."
Janice hugged her daughter. "Don't give up. It is getting better."
"Yeah, just too slowly. I was really hoping this time!"
"Well, maybe it's all over with now. Forever!"
"I certainly hope so. I get awfully tired of Mark's teasing. You have
no idea what I'd like to do to him for that. Just once I'd like to see
how he likes it!"
Janice smiled. "I certainly understand why you feel that way."
Kelly looked up at her mother. "I'd give anything to be Mark instead of
me."
Janice was shocked. "How can you say that? You've got everything you
want!"
Kelly shook her head. "It's not that. It's just... I don't know. Mark's
a boy. He can do stuff and get away with stuff that I can't. And
everyone expects me to be all into being girly and wearing dresses and
stuff. And I hate dresses!"
"I know!" Janice replied with more than a hint of frustration. "But it
wouldn't hurt you to try to be a little more feminine... at least once in
a while."
"See?" Kelly replied. "Even you want me to be more girly."
"It wouldn't hurt dear," Janice tried again.
"Well I'm not exactly interested!" Kelly replied. "In case you hadn't
noticed."
"Oh, I've noticed all right. Believe me, I've noticed."
"Yeah," Kelly sulked. "I know. Sorry Mom, but I'm just not a girly
kind of girl."
Janice hugged her daughter again. "It's all right dear," she said.
"Just as long as you're happy."
"But that's just it, I'm not happy!"
"You're not?"
"No! Like I said, I wish I was Mark instead. He can do all the really
interesting things. While I'm always stuck on the sidelines. And
besides, I've seen the way things can be sometimes. Despite all the
things women can do now, they're still treated like second-class
citizens. Men are still in charge of everything and they expect women
to do whatever they tell them!"
"That's more than a bit of an exaggeration!" Janice corrected. "It's
not all that bad anymore."
"Maybe not so much, but from everything I've read and everything I hear,
it's still pretty much that way all too often. And besides, men still
make more money than women."
"Welcome to life, dear."
"Yeah, well it isn't fair!"
"Nobody said life was fair. We just have to do the best we can."
"So I've noticed," Kelly replied as she pulled away from her mother.
"Still, I really wish I was Mark... and let him be me instead. Let him
see how things really are. Maybe then he wouldn't be such a pain!"
Janice smiled and almost laughed. "Somehow, I don't think your brother
would make a very good girl. He's got way too much boy in him."
Kelly rolled her eyes. "That's for sure! But then I guess I don't make
a very good a girl either, do I?"
Janice was surprised by the statement. "But dear, you're a beautiful
girl. It just wouldn't hurt you to express that a bit more."
"See! That's what I'm talking about. I don't want to express that side
of me. I'd rather be Mark!"
"So you were just saying," Janice replied. "And we both agreed that
Mark wouldn't make a very good replacement for you - fortunately!"
"Oh, I don't know," Kelly replied. "He might look better in one of my
dresses than I do."
"Oh don't say that," Janice replied, knowing her daughter was only
playing.
"Why not say it?" Kelly asked. "We're both about the same size. In
fact, he's a little smaller than I am. Despite the differences in our
sex, we're really not built all that differently."
"That's the fault of my genes, I'm afraid."
"No matter! The point is, we don't look all that different. Heck, even
his hair is as long as mine is."
"Longer!" Janice replied with her usual hint of frustration over that
issue.
"See. I'll bet we could make him look just like me with no effort at
all."
The problem was, now that it had been said, Janice realized it was
probably all too true. "But looking like you is not being you. You're
just jealous because as a boy he can do things that you can't... or
rather, things that you probably shouldn't be doing - because I know
perfectly well some of the things you've done in the past that you don't
think I know."
Kelly's eyes went wide with worry. "You do? Like what?"
Janice just smiled. "Things!"
Kelly grunted in frustration. "It's all just... frustrating being a girl.
I still wish I was Mark instead. Why couldn't we both have been born
boys?"
The following evening was one of those nights when both Kelly's softball
schedule and Mark's baseball schedule had them both out at the community
recreation area on the same night - playing at the same time. As usual,
Janice sat in the stands and rooted for her talented daughter, while
Bill sat in a different set of stands on an adjoining field and rooted
for his son.
Bill was mostly interested in the game during the four innings when Mark
was playing right field. Unfortunately, both the times Mark got up to
bat, he struck out. So disappointing. But Bill reminded himself that
it was more important that Mark continue to try. Maybe he wasn't as
good as the other kids, but at least he was out there making the effort!
Still, just once, it would be nice to see his son do something other
than strike out.
Janice had to root for her daughter through the entire game. As the
team's primary shortstop, Kelly never came off the field. And Janice
particularly got to cheer when Kelly hit a home run in the last inning
to win the game. Not the first time that had happened. It was
impossible to feel anything but pride in her daughter's accomplishments.
Even the other parents often talked about how good Kelly was. Pride!
Now if only she would wear a dress once in a while!
It was later in the evening, after both kids were in bed, when Janice
got into bed with her husband and snuggled up to his warm body. "So
Mark struck out again tonight?" she asked.
"Twice," Bill replied with some frustration. "And Kelly hit another
home run?"
"Again," Janice confirmed. "Won the game with it."
Bill nodded. "Just once I'd like to see Mark do something other than
strike out! It's been weeks since he got a decent hit!"
Janice hadn't planned on it, but Bills words stuck with her all night
long... along with the odd conversation she and Kelly had the day before.
Silliness!
Three days later, the big fight occurred. Not between Kelly and Mark,
but between the guys on the baseball team.
It was again another evening where Kelly and Mark were both playing at
the community ball fields, although this time Kelly's game had started
earlier than Mark's. There had been no home runs for Kelly this time,
but at least she got on base every time she hit. Her team lost that
night. A huge frustration for her.
When the game was over, Janice met her daughter behind the dugout and
gave her a conciliatory hug. "You did great again," she told her.
"But we lost! We should have won! If I had hit a home run tonight,
maybe we would have won instead."
"Maybe," Janice agreed, "and maybe not. It doesn't really matter. You
played your best and that's all that counts."
"Not to me!" Kelly replied.
Janice shook her head. "Come on, let's go see how your brother is
doing."
Kelly shook her head. "You go ahead. I think I'll hang back with some
of my friends."
Janice nodded. "Okay," she agreed. "We'll meet you after the game."
Janice headed off and found a seat in the stands next to her husband.
Fortunately, Mark was still on the field. The game was close, but
Mark's team was still two runs behind. And in the last inning, with two
kids from the team on base, and one out already against them, Mark came
up to bat.
Bill stood up, not caring if he was blocking the view from anyone behind
him or not. "Come on Mark," he urged. "Come on!" Over and over again
he shouted encouragements to Mark, anything to give Mark the confidence
to come up with a hit. But in the end, three strikes were recorded
against him and Bill sat down somewhat dejectedly. Mark's team lost
after one more batter struck out.
"Well, we tried," Janice said, trying to console her husband.
"Yeah. I just don't know what to do for Mark. I take him to the
batting cages for practice... I do everything I can to help him. It just
doesn't seem to matter."
Janice hugged her husband while the two of them sat for a few more
minutes - waiting for the stands to clear out more so they could get
down easier.
They should have left the stands immediately... if not earlier.
Dejectedly, Mark picked up his glove and bat and started out of the
dugout to go home. Not only had the team lost again, he had struck out
every time up to bat again. It had been weeks since he'd had a hit! He
had just gotten to behind the dugout and was beginning to look for his
father, when he got shoved from behind - hard! "Hey fuck face!" an
angry voice yelled at him. Mark turned around to see several of his of
his teammates standing there glaring angrily at him. "Why don't you do
everybody a big favor and just quit!"
"What the hell?" Mark replied, still trying to comprehend the fact that
he had just been pushed so hard.
"We lost again... because of you!" one of the boy's declared angrily.
"It wasn't just because of me!" Mark argued back.
"Well you were a lot of it! You always are. So why don't you just quit
and do us all a big favor!"
"No!"
For that response, one of the boys rushed him and pushed him hard again.
"Quit!" the boy demanded.
"Make me!" Mark replied angrily as he brought his fist around and tagged
the other boy in the face as hard as he could.
The minute Mark hit his teammate, the other boys all joined in the
fight... all too enthusiastically.
Kelly had seen the fight starting between Mark and the other boy and she
had even heard the shouted accusations the other boy had made toward
Mark. She had just been too far away to do anything about it... not that
she would have wanted to. Mark could handle his own friends. But when
the all-out fight started with Mark as the center of attention, she
found herself wading furiously into the fray. She hit boys, she shoved
boys, she kicked boys, she punched boys... and she got hit and shoved and
kicked and punched in return. It was glorious! By the time the police
and some parents pulled her out of there, she hurt in a few more places
than was comfortable. But she knew it was nothing like what she had
dished out to some of those guys.
Mark was hurting far more than she was, but then the fight had been
aimed directly at him. It was only lucky that all he came away with was
some very bad bruising. Both kids had to sit in the car on the way home
and listen to both parents berate them constantly for their behavior.
Neither Mark nor Kelly cared. As far as either of them were concerned,
their fighting was totally justified. The only difference was, that
their father did mention once that he was glad that Kelly had thought
enough of her brother to try to help him. As soon as they got home,
both kids got sent to their rooms... with the added declaration that they
were both grounded - probably for the rest of their lives!
"What are we going to do with them?" Bill asked as he and Janice were
getting ready for bed later that night.
Janice shook her head. "I have no idea. But at least Kelly tried to
help her brother."
"Yeah," Bill admitted. "Although it looked to me like she was enjoying
that fight a little too much!"
"Knowing her, she probably was," Janice agreed.
Bill got into bed, but he was still angry. "Just once I'd like to see
Kelly try to be more like the other girls! Just once!"
"You also want to see Mark get a hit once in a while too. But so far,
he's gotten very few!"
"Yeah. Unfortunately. But at least he tries."
"But you'd still like to see it."
"Well of course! Don't you? But at least he tries! And as far as I
can see, Kelly doesn't even try to be like the other girls."
"Kelly doesn't want to be a girl," Janice told him, totally shocked that
the words had come out of her mouth.
"She what?"
Now that it had been said, Janice had little choice but to say it again.
"Kelly doesn't really want to be a girl. She wants to be Mark. Or at
least another boy."
Bill grunted a small laugh. "Good luck with that! She better learn
real quick that it's not going to happen."
"She knows that!" Janice replied. "But that doesn't keep her from being
frustrated over it."
Bill shook his head. "Kids! What are we going to do with them?"
"I have no idea," Janice replied. "I have no idea." But she had to
wonder again about the things Kelly had said to her so recently... and
about the things that Bill had wished for too. Silliness! Total
silliness!
The fight should have been over with. But it wasn't. Not because of
the other boys on the team, but because of Mark. He resented very much
the things the other kids had said to him. He resented their attitude
toward him even more. He tried, damn it! He was out there doing the
best he could! It wasn't his fault he couldn't get a hit every time!
It wasn't his fault at all!
Holding that grudge all too close, Mark carried it into school with him.
And when lunchtime came, and he came across the boy who had started the
fight in the first place, there was no holding that grudge back. He
literally exploded at the boy, throwing punches and fighting as hard as
he could. This time there were no other teammates around to help the
boy. But this time, Kelly wasn't there to help Mark either. He soon
became the victim instead of the perpetrator. And by the time the two
boys were torn apart, Mark was bruised far worse than he had been
before.
Janice wasn't the least bit happy about having to leave work to go pick
up Mark - because he had been fighting. In fact, she was extremely
furious about it. But at least Mark was all right, and the school had
said they were only suspending him for one week. A lucky break since
they were getting so close to the end of the school year.
Mark sat silently in the car next to her while she drove just as
silently home. When they got there, not trusting her anger, she did her
best to calmly send him to his room. Then she sat down with a cup of
tea in the breakfast nook to wait for the rest of the family to come
home. And while she waited, even though it made no sense, she again
thought of those strange conversations she'd had recently. What if it
was possible to switch the two twins around? No, it couldn't be done...
and it shouldn't be done! Silliness! That's all it was, stupid
silliness! But that didn't stop her from thinking about it. Kelly
wanted to be Mark. Bill wanted Mark to be a better athlete. And Mark
needed to be punished for the fight he had just caused.
Silliness!
When Bill finally came home from work, Mark got grounded not just for
the rest of his life, but for his next lifetime too. Basically, Bill
had no more idea what to do with him than Janice did.
The next day was Saturday and everyone was home. Of course, both kids
were grounded and forbidden from going out to see their friends. Bill
was outside trying to fix the lawnmower so that Mark could cut the
grass. While Mark waited, he was in his room with his guitar. Hoping
for a bit of a break, Janice boiled some hot water and sat down at the
breakfast nook with a cup of tea. She could hear Mark's electric guitar
sounding from his bedroom. And no surprise, Kelly soon wandered into
the kitchen - trying to get further away from the loud music emanating
from Mark's bedroom.
"I just boiled some water," Janice told Kelly. "Want to join me for a
cup of tea?"
Kelly considered it, then shrugged. "Why not?" A few minutes later,
Janice was enjoying a very rare opportunity - a chance to sit down and
enjoy being with her daughter. Except, she wasn't really enjoying it
all that much. Those strange conversations and even stranger thoughts
were still circling through her head.
Finally, Janice got up the nerve to ask the really stupid question.
"Kelly, remember when you told me you wished you were Mark?"
"Yeah. Sorry Mom. I was just frustrated I guess. But that doesn't
mean I don't still wish it."
Janice nodded. "What if you could? Just hypothetically of course! But
what if you could be him for a little while?" She wasn't prepared to
see how much Kelly's face brightened at just the idea of it.
"What do you mean, what if I could? I'd love it! I'd absolutely love
it!"
"You think so?"
"I know so!" Kelly confirmed.
Janice sighed. "It's just wishful thinking of course."
"Yeah, but it's an awfully nice thing for me to think about!" Kelly
replied.
Janice just sighed. Silliness!
And then the words came from her mouth... totally unthought about... totally
unbidden. "How would we do it, I wonder?"
"Do it?" Kelly asked.
"Switch you two around."
"You mean let me be Mark and him be..."
"You!" Janice ended for her. "How would we do it?"
"I don't know, Kelly admitted. But I know it could be done."
"Maybe, maybe not," Janice replied. "But since this is all just in fun
anyway, how would we actually do it? Of course, I guess you would each
have to completely assume each other's lives. That alone would be
nearly impossible."
Kelly thought about it. "Oh, I don't know. I don't think I'd have much
trouble at all pretending to be Mark. Except I don't think I can be
such a total ass on the baseball field like he is."
"Well, I guess you wouldn't have to be," Janice admitted. "Even your
father complains that he'd like to see Mark do a bit better on the
team."
"And I can do a lot better than he can!"
"Yes, but baseball isn't everything!"
"No, it's not," Kelly admitted, "but I still have no doubt that I would
be able to pick up right in his shoes - and nobody would ever know the
difference. Except that maybe I'd be better at most everything than he
is now!"
Janice rolled her eyes. "Maybe," she admitted, although she was fairly
certain that Kelly actually would be better at almost everything. She
hated to admit it, but in some ways, her daughter would probably make a
better boy than her son was. But Mark? No, Mark wouldn't make a very
good girl at all! "And how about Mark?" she asked. "Mark couldn't be
you in a million years!"
Kelly had to think about that one. And with a heavy heart, she had to
concede. But she did try to argue in her favor. "Maybe he doesn't have
to be just like me. I don't have all that many really close
girlfriends... except on the softball team. If we keep him away from most
of them, most likely, nobody would ever notice."
Janice knew that Kelly's statement was mostly true. She didn't have
that many close friends... outside her softball team. "I guess we could
pull him from any sports teams for a while."
Even knowing that the conversation was all in fun, Kelly couldn't help
but become more excited. "Not only that, but you always wanted me to be
girlier. Why couldn't we have Mark be the girlier one instead? It
would certainly serve him right! Let him wear those dresses in my
closet instead of me!"
Janice tried to picture Mark wearing one of Kelly's dresses. And that
was a problem, because as similar as her two kids appeared sometimes,
she could picture it. All too easily. She shook her head. "He can't
act like you. Not only that, he would never want to even try to act
like you."
"Not like me, Mom. He'd just have to act like a girl."
"But that's just it. He wouldn't know how to act like a girl at all.
Not to mention he wouldn't want to do it."
"We'd probably have to make him do it," Kelly replied.
"Well, of course!" Janice said. "But that still doesn't mean he could
carry it off."
Kelly thought about that for a moment. "I'm sure he could if we taught
him."
Janice shook her head. "How? Like I said, he wouldn't exactly want to
learn."
Kelly couldn't help it. She giggled a bit. "I know. But I think
making him learn might be fun... for me anyway. I'm fairly sure he
wouldn't like it much at all."
Janice rolled her eyes. "That much is certainly true."
"And didn't I hear you and Daddy saying last night that you need some
way to punish Mark for what he did?"
"Both of you!" Janice reminded her daughter. "But I guess Mark mostly
for what he did in school. I still don't know what I'm going to do with
him all next week while I'm at work and he has to be home." She sighed
as she finished her tea. "It doesn't matter anyway. It's just a weird
little subject to discuss for a minute. We can't actually do it... and it
probably wouldn't work anyway."
"But I think it could work, Mom. I do! I really do!"
Janice shook her head. "No dear, it's all just... silliness."
But that conversation wouldn't leave Janice alone either. That one got
piled right on top of all the other ones she'd had recently. And if
anything, it seemed to have landed on top of the list. Silliness!
But that silliness forced itself out of her mouth that night as she and
Bill were getting ready for bed again. "Bill, what if we could switch
Kelly and Mark?"
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"Switch the two kids. Have Kelly be Mark and Mark be Kelly."
Bill blinked a few times trying to come to grips with the oddball thing
his wife had just said. "That's got to be the dumbest thing I ever
heard? Why would you even think about such a thing in the first place?"
"Oh, I don't know. Things that Kelly has said, things that you said."
"Things that I said? I never said that we should consider doing
anything like that."
"Maybe not exactly, but you did say you wished that Mark would do better
at baseball once in a while."
"Sure. Of course. And I would like to see it. But what's that got to
do with Kelly?"
"If Kelly were out there instead of Mark, you know she'd do better than
he does."
Bill shook his head. "Maybe. But don't forget, that's a team with all
boys. Kelly plays on a team with all girls. There's a big difference."
"For God's sake, face it Bill. Kelly is a much better athlete than Mark
ever was. At any sport!"
Bill looked at his wife for a moment, then conceded. "Yeah, probably,"
he admitted. "But what the heck does that have to do with anything?"
"What if Kelly was out there playing instead of Mark?"
"But they don't allow girls on the team! That's what the softball
league is for!"
"No dummy, what if Kelly pretended to be Mark?"
Bill looked at his wife like she was crazy. Of course, just then, he
did think exactly that. "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. Why?"
Janice took a moment before she answered. "Look at it this way, yes you
want Mark to do better on the field. But I think what you really want
is for him to do better - so that all the other parents won't put him
down like they do now. Face it Bill, you don't just want Mark to do
better just for his sake, you'd also like to hear some of that praise
for yourself too, so you can be known as the parent of the kid that hit
the winning hit."
"Maybe," Bill conceded. "Just maybe. But what does that have to do
with anything?"
"Bill, what if we really did switch the two kids. And I don't mean just
for baseball and softball, that's just a little thing. But what if we
did switch them around?"
Bill looked at his wife. "Janice, you've lost it! You're crazy!"
"Maybe," Janice admitted. "But what if we did?"
"Why?"
But Janice wasn't totally certain of all the whys involved. "I don't
know. A lot of little things I guess. Kelly wants to be Mark. You
want a hero for a son. And Mark needs a good punishment. I can't think
of a worse punishment for him than to have to be Kelly for a while."
Bill looked at his wife. "That's insane!"
"Yeah, I know," Janice replied. She was somewhat surprised at how sad
she felt about that. And there was no reason for it. The entire idea
was insane.
"It would never work anyway," Bill said. "Kelly could never pass
herself off as Mark."
Janice raised her eyebrows. "But what if she could?"
Chapter 2
On Sunday morning, Kelly was overjoyed to wake up dry again. Maybe all
the bedwetting really was behind her now. She certainly hoped so! She
had spent an odd night all last night thinking about that weird
conversation she and her mother had yesterday. Weird! But fun too!
What if she could switch places with Mark? She would be in heaven of
course. And Mark would probably be getting a taste of just what he
deserved! The jerk! Oh what she'd like to do to him sometimes!
Wearing just shorts and a t-shirt, she went out to have breakfast with
everybody else. It was Sunday. Dad was cooking pancakes for the
family. He cooked pancakes every Sunday. To him, it was special.
Kelly didn't really think about it, but she guessed it was special for
her too.
During breakfast, she noticed both her father and mother giving her more
than a few strange looks. She was almost tempted to ask them about it,
but she refrained from doing so. But as soon as breakfast was over
with, she heard her father say to her mother. "You going to handle it?"
And she saw her mother nod. Something about that didn't give her a very
good feeling.
Before Kelly could leave the table, Janice set her hand on top of her
daughter's hand. "Sit for a few minutes. I need to talk to you."
"What did I do now?" Kelly asked.
"You got in trouble last week, for one thing!" Janice replied.
Kelly rolled her eyes and sat back in her chair, totally frustrated with
life.
When Bill and Mark had left the room, Janice came back to the breakfast
nook with a fresh cup of coffee and sat down.
"What are you going to do to me now?" Kelly asked.
Janice raised her eyebrows. "Why... just what you wanted, dear."
"Just what I wanted? And what's that?"
"A chance to become Mark."
Kelly stared, totally shocked, at her mother. She didn't really know
what to think. "Say what?"
"Isn't that what you said you really wanted?"
"Heck yeah!" Kelly agreed. "But I thought..."
"Yes, yes, I know. It was all in fun. And it was! But that was
yesterday and this is today."
Kelly was still trying to come to grips with things. "So... what's the
deal? Mark and I are going to switch rooms or something?"
"Not exactly. At least not just yet." She leaned over closer to her
daughter. "Let's think of this as kind of a trial run. Do you really
think you can pull off pretending to be your brother?"
Kelly, still in shock, took a moment to answer. "Yeah. In fact,
definitely yes! I don't think it would be all that hard at all!"
Janice nodded. "Okay, then here's the deal. Mark has a baseball game
on Tuesday night. If you can go out there, and nobody knows it's you
instead of him, then - maybe - we'll consider some other things too.
Maybe!"
Kelly's shock grew! "You're serious, aren't you?"
"Yeah, I am. Actually, we are. I had a long talk about it with your
father last night."
"So Daddy knows too?"
"Let's just say that he thinks I'm totally crazy. And I can't exactly
say that I'm not. I'm actually more inclined to agree with him on that
point. But that being said, are you interested?"
"Oh yeah I'm interested!" Then she thought about something. "But what
about Mark?"
"Mark is being grounded a bit more firmly than he'd like. And he's to
know nothing about this at all! Got that? Nothing! This is between
you and me and your father! And that's it! We just want to see if you
can actually pull off convincing everyone that you're Mark."
The grin on Kelly's face was from ear to ear. "I know I can do it!"
Janice nodded. "Then maybe we better discuss some of the things that
you'll have to think about. Like his voice and the way he talks. And
then there's his mannerisms and..."
Later that afternoon, Mark stared out his bedroom window at the backyard
and fumed. He was seriously grounded. But he saw his stupid sister
outside - playing catch with their father. And he noticed that this
time they weren't throwing a softball like they usually did. This time
they were throwing a regular baseball instead. He would love to be
outside playing catch with Dad just then! Stupid Kelly. He hated being
grounded!
Kelly sat at her desk and talked into the microphone on her computer,
trying her best to make her voice sound like Mark's. She thought she
was doing pretty well with it. All she did was to lower her voice a
little bit and that wasn't all that hard. But the situation ahead of
her forced her to wonder, did she really sound like Mark?
Knowing she needed a better way to find out, she grabbed her cell phone.
Setting it up in advance, she left her room and headed out into the
hallway where she stopped in front of Mark's room. But it was a moment
before she knocked because she didn't yet have a plausible reason to
want to see him. Still not knowing what she was going to say, she
knocked on his closed door.
"Yeah, come on in," Mark called.
Kelly started her phone recording and opened his door.
"What do you want?" Mark asked in a somewhat irritating tone of voice.
Kelly bit her tongue to stop herself from answering in any way that
would be nasty at all. "I came by to... find out just what Dad told you
about being grounded. I mean, how bad?"
Mark plopped himself backwards on the bed and stared up at the ceiling.
"The worst! Not only can I not go anywhere, but no TV, no computer, no
nothing! I can't even play my guitar till they say so."
Kelly almost laughed. "God! So what do you do instead?"
"Ugh! I can listen to my music at least. I spend most of my time doing
that. I can do that, and I can read, and that's about it! How about
you? Dad said you're being grounded too, but not as bad as me."
"Yeah, that's for sure. I can't go anywhere either, and no TV, but I
can pretty much do anything else."
"Lucky! They could at least let me practice my guitar!"
Kelly rolled her eyes a bit. "I think Mom just doesn't want the noise
for a few days."
"Noise? Hey, I've got to practice!"
"But you don't have to practice so loud!"
"Shit!" he exclaimed sulkingly. "What do you know?"
Kelly let the remark pass. "How about next week?" she asked. "You're
suspended from school."
"Yeah, don't remind me. Dad says I'll probably have to stay here in the
house by myself. But both he and Mom will be calling me all day long to
check on me."
"That's not so bad then. Maybe you can play your guitar then."
Mark brightened a bit at that. "I'm hoping so!"
Kelly had enough. Now it was time to get back to work. "Well, see you
later." With that, she walked out and closed his door behind her. She
went straight back to her room where she transferred the recording she
had just made into her computer. Then it was back to work on trying to
make herself sound more like her brother. She quickly discovered that
what she had been doing before wasn't nearly good enough. Her brother's
voice wasn't really as low as she thought it was. In fact, to make her
voice sound more like his, all she really had to do was to talk a bit...
huskier. Not to mention with more of a rude attitude.
On Monday, Mark did stay home by himself. And after a long talk with
his father, he was relieved to hear that he could do anything he wanted
while he was home alone - as long as he stayed in the house! He wasn't
to go out any of the doors for any reason at all. He watched TV for a
while in the morning, then he played his guitar as loud as he could for
several hours - only being interrupted all too often when he felt his
phone vibrating in his pocket signaling a call from either his mother or
his father. And then, after making a sandwich for himself for lunch,
since the house was empty and he was totally alone, he sat down in front
of his computer to look into his latest interest. Pornography.
It took him no time at all to find the things he was the most interested
in. And being unable to help himself, he started downloading many of
the pictures he saw that he liked the most. He hid the pictures several
layers deep in a special folder in his computer so nobody would find
them - not that anyone had ever gone into his computer anyway, but he
was being careful. No telling what Mom and Dad would do to him if they
saw those pictures.
Then, when he couldn't stand it anymore, he started going through all
those pictures he had downloaded - while he masturbated. It seemed to
be the ones with two naked women making love to each other that got to
him the most. And before he knew it, he was orgasming stronger than
ever into a couple of tissues in his hand. Spent, he closed the
pictures on his computer, flushed the tissues down the toilet, and laid
back on his bed to rest for a while. But some of those pictures were
still burning their way through his brain. Being suspended from school
and grounded like he was wasn't going to be nearly as bad as he thought.
Was there any way he could make this punishment last even longer? It
was a nice thought, but he knew better. But he was determined to enjoy
his "punishment" as much as he could now.
On Tuesday morning, Mark was not happy to find out that being grounded
this time also meant that he wouldn't be allowed to play baseball. But
after the way things had gone with his friends last time, maybe that was
a good thing. Kelly, on the other hand, was going out to play with her
team. Mark did find it odd though that Mom would be staying home with
him while Dad took Kelly to the ball fields instead. But that was such
a minor little thing that he thought almost nothing about it.
He didn't notice that while he was having breakfast that morning,
someone removed his baseball uniform along with his glove and his bat
from his room. Some of his underwear went missing as well. But then he
had no reason to notice his baseball stuff missing since he wouldn't be
needing it.
Kelly was beside herself with excitement all day long. She couldn't
wait for school to end! And as soon as she got home, she went straight
into the bathroom and took another shower - washing her hair carefully,
but not with her shampoo or conditioner, only with a little of Mark's
shampoo. And when she got out, she didn't brush it or comb it like she
normally would. All she did was to rub the towel over it a bit and then
pull her wet hair back in a low pony tail behind her head like Mark wore
his when he played. It was all she could do to wait until after dinner
when she could get dressed.
Dinner for Kelly was frustrating - only because it was something she had
to get through before she could try being Mark for the first time. But
as soon as it ended, she disappeared into her room.
The "cup" that all the boys were made to wear to protect their genitals
was by far the most "odd" thing she had to come to grips with. But
wearing it also gave her more of a boy's crotch, so she didn't mind.
She pulled on Mark's brief style underpants and looked at herself in the
mirror, preening back and forth as she watched the bizarre bulge from
the cup that projected what she didn't have.
After that, she grabbed one of the very tight tube tops that she had
requested her mother buy for her. The tight material compressed her
almost nonexistent breasts down to none at all. The tube top was a
nuisance, but unfortunately, she felt like it was necessary. She didn't
want to take a chance on anything possibly giving her away. After that,
she quickly donned the rest of Mark's uniform.
Then she had to wait. But while she waited, she looked at herself in
the mirror and practiced again all the little things she had been
practicing since Sunday. She had spent a lot of time lately staring at
herself in the mirror - particularly at her face - trying to get her
facial expressions to look just like Mark. And now, after countless
hours of practicing, she was sure she could pass as Mark. She was sure
of it!
A small knock came at her door. "Kelly?"
"Come on in, Mom."
Janice entered her daughter's bedroom - and was more than a bit shocked
to see Mark standing there in his baseball uniform. She closed the door
and stared at her daughter. "Kelly?" she asked uncertainly. It wasn't
until she saw the grin come into Kelly's face that she knew it was her
daughter for sure. But when Kelly spoke, it was rather unnerving to
hear her sound so much like her brother.
"No Mom, not Kelly, Mark!" And then she giggled.
If it wasn't for the giggling and the way she had smiled, Janice could
have almost sworn she was looking at Mark. At least, at first glance.
As she looked closer, there were definitely some things about her face
that were without a doubt, Kelly. But she was forced to admit... "You
look frighteningly like your brother!" She was rewarded to see Kelly's
smile light up her face again. "So you really think you can pull this
off?"
"Yeah," Kelly replied - in Mark's voice. "I do."
Janice was suddenly more convinced than ever. "Well, I have just one
little suggestion for when you get out of here."
"What's that?"
"Don't smile... and for heaven's sake, don't giggle!"
Kelly couldn't help it, her excitement was way too much and she giggled
again.
Janice ducked her head out the door to make sure that the door to Mark's
room was still closed. "Ready?" her mother asked.
Kelly grabbed her baseball equipment. "I can't wait to get out of
here," Mark's voice said.
Bill was more than astonished at how much Kelly looked like Mark. He
had to look twice to see that it was really Kelly. And when Kelly spoke
and sounded so much like her brother, it got downright creepy! For the
first time he thought that maybe this crazy harebrained scheme of his
wife's might just actually work. Maybe his daughter really could
impersonate her brother.
"Good luck!" Janice called from the doorway as she watched the two head
out to the car.
As they arrived at the ball fields, Bill told his daughter - pretending
to be his son, "Look, I'm going to be sticking close to you today. I'll
probably be as close to that dugout as I can. After what happened last
week - not to mention you pretending to be your brother, I want to be
there - just in case!"
"Dad, I'll be fine!" Kelly insisted - again in Mark's voice.
Bill looked over at his daughter. It was all too startling to hear that
voice coming from her. And it was all too startling to see his son
sitting next to him - and knowing it was really Kelly instead. "Just
the same," he insisted, "I'm sticking as close as I can."
Kelly's biggest fear wasn't being discovered that she wasn't Mark. Her
biggest fear was how the other kids would treat her... or him... after the
fight last time. Leaving her father behind, she walked boldly into the
dugout and forced herself to meet the faces of Mark's teammates. There
were more than a few glares she wasn't happy about, but she said nothing
at all and just took a seat at the end of the bench where the other guys
seemed to move away and avoid her. Even Mark's best friend Gary was
avoiding her. All he seemed to do was to glare unhappily from further
down the bench. But right now, Kelly figured that it was better if they
all stayed as far away from her as possible. There was much less chance
of her being discovered that way.
This time, the coach sent "Mark" out to play right field at the
beginning of the game. Right field had to be the most boring position
on the field. Which was probably why Mark was made to play there. But
she wasn't really Mark. And she had every intention of showing that she
could play baseball as well as - or really better than the other boys on
the team.
During the very first inning, one of the batters hit a fast ground ball
out past the second baseman and Kelly managed to field the smaller ball.
But she also saw one of the kids already on base running from second
base to third base, and the base coach was waving him on to run toward
home. She knew she should have relayed the ball to someone in the
infield to throw the rest of the way, but she was too much of a
competitor for that and she heaved the thing with all her might at the
catcher instead.
Bill was proud to see the way Kelly fielded the ball, but when she
should have thrown it to the second baseman, he was horrified to see her
trying to throw the thing all the way to home plate instead. But as the
boy running the bases rounded third base and was heading for home, he
was astonished to see the baseball Kelly had thrown flying all the way
from the outfield to home plate, where the catcher had to jump in the
air to catch the thing before being able to tag the runner out! What a
throw! And that was his daughter! And as the crowd in the stands
cheered. So did he - with more intensity than he had ever cheered
before. What a throw!
It wasn't until the second inning when Kelly got to bat. Her only
thought was that she wanted to hit a home run. As she took her place
waiting for the pitch, she glared intensely at the pitcher. And then
the first pitch was thrown... and the speed of that tiny little ball
actually surprised and frightened her.
"Strike one!" the umpire called.
Kelly regrouped herself, more determined than ever. The pitcher threw
again and she swung! And missed. That tiny ball was so much smaller
than the softballs she was used to hitting, not to mention how much
faster the thing had been thrown!
"Strike two!"
Kelly gritted her teeth with even more determination. The pitcher threw
again, and she swung... and she felt the bat make contact with the ball,
but it was heading down along the ground out between the shortstop and
the third baseman. Dropping her bat, she ran as fast as she could for
first base. And she just made it! Whew! A few minutes later after the
next batter swung his bat, she was standing on second base... then
eventually third base... then eventually she did what the real Mark had
never done - her foot came in contact with home plate as she ran across
it scoring a run. And she saw her Dad jumping up and down and cheering
for her like she had never seen him do. She couldn't have felt more
proud. She was so proud that she caught herself smiling again like
Kelly would as she watched her father cheering for her. Quickly wiping
that grin off her face, she tried instead to leer more like Mark would
as she headed into the dugout - where she was strongly praised by
everyone else. She couldn't help but notice the difference from the way
she had entered the dugout earlier.
She got another single, and then a double her third time at bat. And
she was doing so well that the coach let her play for six innings
instead of Mark's usual four. The team won that day and everyone was
astonished at how much better Mark had played, but the real
accomplishment for Kelly, was knowing that she had successfully pulled
it off. She had successfully made everyone think she was really Mark -
despite playing so much better than him.
"You were great, honey!" her Dad proclaimed as they headed for the car.
"Not only that Dad, but I'm pretty sure that nobody even suspected I
wasn't Mark."
Bill stopped walking for a moment and looked at his daughter. "Yeah,"
he agreed. "Yeah." But on the way home he couldn't wait to phone his
wife and say the magic words - "Two singles and a double! And you
should have seen the throw she made from right field all the way to home
plate! Beautiful!"
But Kelly picked up on something her father had made an error on. "Not
'she' Daddy. 'He.' I'm Mark tonight."
Bill glance over at his daughter again as he drove. "Yeah." But he
said nothing else about such a troubling thought.
That night, Bill and Janice had another long late-night talk... and the
following morning, Kelly wet the bed again.
"See what a baby you are!" Mark taunted. "See! Admit it, you're
nothing but a big baby!"
Kelly was mad, but she did her best to hold her tongue this time and for
once not argue back with him. It was difficult, but she did her best.
"Maybe you should ask Mommy for a nice warm baby bottle with your
breakfast this morning - baby! And oh, does the little baby need her
pacifier when she goes to school today?" Mark was laughing and enjoying
Kelly's embarrassment immensely. And for once she was just sitting
there and taking it. But he could easily see by the look on her face
that all his taunting was getting to her. Which only made him keep at
it.
Kelly did her best to stay silent and not argue. Keep it coming, jerk!
Keep it coming. I swear, someday you'll get yours! I can promise you
that! You'll definitely get yours! And if there's any way I can help
it, you'll get yours sooner rather than later!
It was a while before Mark's taunting finally petered out and she was
able to finish getting dressed for school.
After breakfast though, Janice followed her daughter back into her room
to "help" with her bed. But she closed the door as soon as she got
there. Kelly couldn't help but notice.
"Kelly," Janice started.
"Yeah, Mom?
"Your father said you did really well last night. Nobody knew at all
that you weren't Mark."
Kelly smiled. "I told you I could do it."
"Yes, and it seems you were right. But that was only once. Your father
and I had another little discussion last night. And if you're
interested you can try to do it again."
"I can? When?"
Janice paused before answering her impatient daughter. "There are two
more games this week. One on Thursday and another on Friday. Plus your
softball team has games tonight and Friday as well. That's an awful
lot. You'll have to choose what you want to do. But we'll be better
able to see then if your impersonation will hold up. "
Kelly smirked more like Mark would do. "Bring it on," she said in
Mark's voice. "Bring it on!" And then she added, "But what about Mark?
Are you going to continue to keep him in the dark?"
Janice pursed her lips as that troubling thought ran through her mind.
"No! And that's going to be part of the problem. While we've seen that
you can fool people into thinking you're Mark. Having Mark fool people
into thinking that he's you is another matter. A much bigger problem."
"I think I can help him, Mom. In fact, I'm already looking forward to
it."
Janice knew her daughter wanted to take over her brother's life pretty
badly, so she had no doubt about that. "You've got to go to school now.
We'll talk more tonight."
Kelly nearly flew out the door in total ecstasy at the thought of
trading places for real with her brother. She could do it! She had no
doubt that with a little more work she could impersonate Mark so
perfectly that even his own friends wouldn't know the difference - up
close! But getting Mark to be her was another matter. But that bit of
an uphill climb was something that she found was more interesting to her
than she thought. That would be the part where she could finally start
getting back at her jerk of a brother!
To Kelly, it was a long, long day at school. Ugh!
While Kelly was at school and his mother and father were working, Mark's
pornography collection grew by twice its original size. He masturbated
over those pictures in the morning and again in the afternoon. One
thing was for sure, being left alone in the house once in a while was a
very good thing for him!
Even before dinner that night, Kelly tried to press her mother about
what was going to happen, but her mother put her off. "Not till later
dear. Later!" Kelly was stuck being frustrated with waiting to hear
once again. But in the meantime, she dreamed of becoming Mark... and in
the process, she dreamed of all the things she wanted to do to make the
real Mark more miserable when he had to try to become her.
It wasn't until much later, after Kelly and Janice had come back from
her softball game, that her father gathered everyone in the family room
to talk. Kelly and her mother entered the family room together just as
her father was coming back up the hallway from Mark's room. Mark was
just leaving his room. "Kelly," her father said, "why don't you sit
over there on the couch?" When Mark came in, he was directed to sit
next to Kelly. Janice sat in another chair across from her two twins
while Bill remained standing.
Everyone was seated. Everyone was looking up at him. But Bill didn't
really know where to start. With his two twins sitting next to each
other like they were, he was struck by how similar they really did look.
Not exactly, but similar anyway. Not knowing exactly where to start, he
turned to his son. "Mark, I have to tell you, you played the game of
your life last night. Best game I've ever seen you play."
Mark was confused. "But Dad... Oh, you mean because I didn't play," he
replied disappointedly.
"You didn't? I certainly saw you out on that field. And two singles
and a double... not to mention that throw you made last night from right
field all the way to home plate was really something. Great game Mark,
great game."
Mark was totally confused now. "But I didn't play last night. I didn't
even leave my room!"
Bill nodded. "Yeah, I know. Still it was the best I saw you play."
"But how?"
Bill nodded at Kelly. "She did it. She went out there and pretended to
be you. She did it."
Mark was not only shocked, he was outraged. "Kelly?"
Bill nodded. "She impersonated you so well, even I was shocked."
"But that's not fair! Not to mention it's not right. I hope you punish
her good for fooling you like that!"
Janice answered that one before her husband could. "She's not getting
punished. We all knew about it before she even tried."
Mark was even more outraged. "But... but... But why?"
Bill's eyebrows went up as Mark asked that one. "And that's a very good
question. And the truth is, I'm not totally sure why we did it. I
guess there's kind of a mish-mash of negligible reasons all combined
into one." He looked at his wife to confirm that one, but Janice merely
nodded, so he continued. "But the bottom line is, that she went out
there and did a great job, and everyone really thought she was you."
"That's not right!" Mark complained. "It's not right!"
Bill nodded. "Yeah, you're probably right. But for some of those mish-
mash of reasons we're not all that sure about... we're going to let her do
it again. All week in fact, while you sit here at home."
Mark's jaw dropped. "You're going to let her keep pretending to be me
so she can play baseball instead of me?"
Bill nodded. "That's pretty much it."
"But that's not all of it," Janice added from her seat. "Not by a long-
shot I'm afraid."
Bill nodded. "Yeah, I'm afraid that's not all of it at all." He rolled
his eyes as he tried to think of how to tell his son. Then he threw his
arms in the air and spoke to Janice. "You want to fill him in?"
Janice wasn't all that happy to be stuck with the really bad chore, but
she accepted it. After all, this was mostly her idea. She looked at
her son. "Mark, here's the really bad news for you. All this week,
Kelly will be pretending to be you while you stay here at home. But by
next week, we expect you to go out to some of the games she's playing...
just to watch... except that you're going to have to be her."
Mark nearly hit the floor in shock.
"You're going to have to fool everyone into thinking that you're really
Kelly and not Mark."
Mark was nearly speechless as he rose to his feet in protest. "That's
crazy! I can't do that! No way! And I'm not going to do it! It's
stupid! It's... I don't know what. But I'm not going to do it!"
"Yes you will!" his father replied with a stern edge to his voice. "Yes
you will! And what's more, you're going to do your very best to make
everyone think you really are Kelly. Like it or not! Think of this as
part of your punishment for that fight you started at school!"
"Part of..." Mark started to say. But he was totally speechless. "I'm
not going to do it!" he protested again.
It was Janice who replied to that. "Then when we take you out there to
root for Kelly, you're going to be one very, very embarrassed boy...
dressed as a girl!"
"You wouldn't!" Mark protested.
His mother only nodded before replying. "Since we figured you would
react this way, we're already planning on it." She turned to her
daughter, "Don't you have a nice sundress somewhere that he can wear?"
Kelly giggled uncontrollably. She didn't have anything like that in her
closet... as far as she knew, but she replied. "I'm sure we can find him
something."
Mark was totally lost for words as he stood there looking back and forth
between his mother and his father. Then finally, he turned toward Kelly
who was smiling all too broadly from where she was still sitting on the
couch. "And what about her?"
"I suggest you two spend a lot of time together between now and then,
and that you do everything you can to let her help you become... her."
Kelly was truly in heaven. This was all going better than she thought.
A short while later, she went from her bedroom, through the bathroom,
and opened the door to Mark's room... something she never did without
knocking first. She saw Mark look up at her from his desk, totally
annoyed to see her. Good! "Ready for some lessons on how to be me?"
Kelly asked, anxious to get started.
"Get lost!" Mark replied. "I'm not doing it!"
"You better," Kelly replied with a grin on her face. "Or you know how
everyone will tease you once they see you in my clothes while I'm
pretending to be you out on the field."
"Not gonna happen!" Mark replied angrily.
"Suit yourself," Kelly replied as she left him and went back to her
room.
Mark didn't sleep all that well that night. And the following morning,
he made a big point of asking his mother before she left for work, "Mom,
do I really have to try to pretend to be Kelly for one of those games?"
"Yep!" his mother replied. "You really do."
"But I can't!" He wasn't happy at all to see the devilish grin on his
mother's face.
"Like it or not, you're going to have to try," she