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Foreword: For the sake of publishing something (and because finding the time to write new things is hard), I have uploaded some very old things I wrote which I never really finished. I've tried to put up a lot of warning signs to keep anyone who doesn't want to read something without an ending from wasting their time, so hopefully no one gets mad. I'd imagine doing this might hurt my integrity as a writer. If you're worried (please don't leave!) I'll say this: All of the unfinished stories are really old, things from years ago which I wrote BEFORE any of my other finished stories which I've uploaded here. As such, on top of being unfinished they are also rougher and probably generally less well written than anything else on here. I'd worry more, but then I view most of what I write as smut (especially this early stuff), and imagine the bar being kind of low. But if you enjoy that sort of thing, read away! And just in case anyone cares, I do have new things in the works, including a longer piece along the lines of "My favorite extraplanar being". Can't say anything about when it will be done (I'd say it's probably half to 3/5 done right now, not that that means anything), but hopefully not more than a couple more months (have I mentioned writing is hard, and finding time to write is also hard?). Contents (ctrl+F to jump): ITEM A: MAU Narcissus ITEM B: Melvaar's Kingdom ITEM C: It's my Party ITEM A:MAU Narcissus I was walking home from work one day when I saw a peculiar looking box on the ground. Curious I kicked it, shaking it loose from the detritus of fallen leaves which covered it. It was a perfect cube about 9 inches on a side made of silver-blue metal. It seemed light when I kicked it and I thought it hollow. I looked up and down the suburban block I lived on and saw no one around. Was it someone's garbage? I did not know. I carefully picked it up and found it remarkably light. It had to be made of aluminum or something. I brushed off the leaves and dirt on it and found an odd looking purple knob the size of my palm. It looked like piece of costume jewelry and was cold to the touch. Nothing happened when I pressed it and turned the box over in my hands. Otherwise the box seemed sealed and featureless. It seemed familiar somehow. Like there was some part of me which recognized it. I couldn't place it though. Tucking the box under my arm I continued walking home, I was only a few blocks away. I flicked the light on when I entered my little home. A small split level house in a quiet suburban neighborhood. Some criticized me for being rather domestic for someone my age, but I thought they were rather odd. I had a nice steady job which I didn't hate and was in a nice little town about three hours from where I grew up. I was happy with that. I felt far enough away to not be constantly bothered, but close enough that it wasn't hard to see people. Well most of the time I was happy with that anyways. The truth was I was lonely. I didn't exactly have a lot of friends and I hadn't had a girlfriend since college. Most of the time work kept me busy enough that I didn't think about it. It was only during holidays where it was a problem. Three day weekends alone could be rough. This weekend was Memorial Day so I'd been thinking about it. I took off my shoes after I shut the door and set the box on the floor. My hand grazed gently across the purple gem after I set it down and I fell over. Suddenly next to me there was a silvery blue metal box the size of a phonebooth. My mind raced. It was impossible. I stood up and turned on some more lights so I could look at the box better. It was impossible. Totally impossible. But there it was. One side of the box had the same purple gem, but now it also had a red gem and what appeared to be a dark green square. It was impossible. Those were just stories, right? It couldn't actually be... I reached out and touched the red gem. A doorway appeared suddenly on one size of the box. The green square lit up and scrawling text in alien characters raced by. My heart lept into my throat. I knew what it was. I pushed the purple gem and the box shrunk back down to it's original size. I didn't want it blocking the door so I carried it over to the living room. I was trembling with anticipation as I walked about turning on lights and shutting all my blinds. I knew I would want privacy. It was a fantasy, a lark, something from a dream. My hand shook and I set the box in the middle of the floor in the living room. I pushed the purple button and jerked away when the box was suddenly instantly large again. There was no shifting or growing of the box. One instant it was small, the next it was large. Just like the stories said. A MAU. In the corners of the internet I frequented that acronym would mean something. A Morphic Adaptation Unit. They weren't supposed to be real, but there it was in front of me. All those years of fantasizing were about to come true. I was shaking and having a hard time breathing. I could feel my dick erect in my pants. I was so excited I was worried I would cum right then and there. I sat down on the couch and took a deep breath. I did my best to calm myself down. Slow breaths. Focusing my thoughts on them as they went in and out. What would I do? What would I be? Thank god it was a three day weekend! "Easy Joe," I said to myself. Would it be a busty red head? A tall blond? A petite asian? Or maybe a hot black chick! that would be different, having a totally different skin color! Maybe something more down to earth, go with a girl next door type. All that time fantasizing about what it would be like to be a woman and I'd never really made up my mind about what I would look like. Now suddenly I had to decide so I could make it a reality! Four days. That was what all the stories said. I'd have four days then the machine would stop working. I'd first hit the red button at around 6:30 PM on Friday, so I had until about 6:30 PM on Tuesday. I'd have to play it safe, turn myself back to normal Tuesday morning at the very latest. Much as I wanted to try being a woman, I wasn't sold on the concept of being one forever. I didn't hate my life, even if I didn't necessarily enjoy it so much. If I stayed a woman I'd have no real identity. I'd in many functional ways be killing myself, at least so far as anyone who knew me would be concerned. I didn't want to do that. I needed a plan. What would I do? Sex was obviously on my mind considering my erection. I'd masturbate obviously, maybe try and go out and get laid. I didn't think much about the gay/straight argument. I knew I'd go for a guy when I was a woman just like I tried to go for girls when I was a man. The concept of a man and a woman making love was hot, whether I was the man or the woman. There was more to it than sex. It would be interesting to have a different body, see the world through different eyes, get treated differently, wear different clothes, hell I'd even go to the bathroom differently. But mostly in my mind right now it was about the sex. Where would I find a man? Call up an old friend? Too weird, too much to explain, too much risk for long term issues. Find a guy at a bar? Not a sure fire thing, plus didn't a lot of these stories end with something going wrong with the stranger? The decide getting stolen or me getting kidnapped or the house burning down or some other contrivance ending up with me being stuck with tits and a pussy? Even if that was unlikely I was a cautious sort. Bringing a stranger home or going to a strangers home was never the best idea. Maybe just masturbation then. At least at first. I knew the MAU could make me a toy, just like it could make me clothes. A toy... An idea came to my mind. The MAU was powerful right? In the stories it did all manner of bizarre things. All sorts of odd changes. What if I was the toy? Or more to the point, what if I was two people, the man and the woman? The idea was mind boggling. It would solve so many problems. I would always be in control because I would be the only other person there. I had more fantasies than just being a woman. I could live them all out on both sides of the gender fence. Could the MAU reintegrate my consciousness afterwards? Probably. At that point what would it be but a collection of memories anyways. My cock literally ached. I was a genius and I felt liked I needed to get laid. Would I be the man or the woman first? Would I be able to tell? I walked over to the MAU and touched the green panel. I focused my thoughts and a man and a woman appeared on the screen. By thinking about it I could make them look like anything I wanted. The man looked like me. I wasn't so vain as to adjust myself in anyway. I was comfortable as me most of the time. Maybe it actually was vanity which kept me from altering my male form. I thought I was reasonably good looking. I was in OK shape and kept myself pretty clean. Good jawline, blue eyes, what more could you want really? I thought about the woman. I decided to give in to go for bust red head. Big tits, DD cups. Moderate height, but shorter than my 5'10", she'd be 5'7". Nipple length wavy dark red hair, thin waist, wide hips, firm ass, sensual legs. I made her face pretty. Faces were hard so I imagined the face I'd seen in a magazine somewhere and then modified it slightly. On the screen there was me and this sensual looking goddess standing next to me. I was clothed as I was now and she was wearing a black bikini. I was ready. The doorway was open before me, inside was all black. "Self," I said to myself, "this is the rule. The male me for all intents and purposes is the real me. I promise to respect that if it comes up," I didn't know what I'd be like as a woman, but I knew what I was like as a man. I was level headed and patient as a man, so why not promise myself to trust myself? I was trying to head off the existential crisis I knew was coming. It was totally going to be worth it. I stepped into the box and saw a green gem on the inside. I pushed it and without a sound there was suddenly darkness. --- Nothing seemed to happen. Then suddenly I felt someone pressed up against me and the door was there again. I was still me. "Woah," a female voice said beside me. The warm body pushed past me out into the light. She was breathtaking. "Oh my god," the red headed beauty in a black bikini said in a soft feminine voice. She was staring down at her cleavage and slowly brought her hands up to them and caressed them gently. "Oh my god!" she said a lot more excitedly and squeezed them. "Ohhhhnnnn..." she groaned and closed her eyes. My cock was still rock hard and watching the woman play with herself made it ache. I stepped out of the machine a little disappointed. I was still me. Or well The part of me I thought of as me was still me. Or well, this was confusing. I was still male. Another me was now female. I was a little sad I wasn't the one who was female. Even though I was. This was confusing. "We need to establish a name for you to make this more straight forward," I said to the female me. Her eyes snapped up and looked at me. Clearly she hadn't been thinking about this problem at all. "Right," she said, her hands still on her tits. She extended her fingers out and pinched her nipples. She bit her lip and gasped. "Nothing stupid like Josephine," I said. Just like I'd never pinned down a dream female body I'd never pinned down an ideal female name. "Caroline," she said. "No, Noelle." "Noelle?" I asked. I wouldn't have picked that. "Sure, why not? It was my great grandmother's name." "Our great grandmother's name," I corrected. "Right, our," she said and continued to play with her nipples. She smiled and closed her eyes. She opened them and looked down. She dropped her hands to her sides and bounced up and down, staring at her tits as they bounced. She giggled and put a hand to her mouth. Then she giggled again. "You have no idea what you are missing," she said to me. My cock ached. At least if I wasn't going to live out my fantasy of being the woman in front of me I'd get to live out the fantasy of fucking her. I stepped closer to her and she turned and looked up at me. "You know I was right, I am kind of a good looking dude. Also I'm taller than I think I am," she said as I closed the gap between us. We stood in silence standing face to face staring at each other. I reached out and touched her face. gently. She smiled at me. I put my hand behind her head and leaned down and kissed her. She kissed back. It was the most incredible kiss I'd ever had. My free hand worked its way up to her chest and gently caressed her breast through her bikini. "Oh!" she said and pulled away from me, breaking the kiss. I kissed her cheek and then down to her neck. My hand on her neck made it's way down her backside and eventually grabbed her ass. My other hand continued to play with her breasts. She was breathing heavily in my ear. My hand made its way south from her breasts. The tips of my fingers slipped under her bikini bottoms and she suddenly pushed away. "Wait," she said, her face flush and her breathing rapid. "I don't want you touching me down there yet." "Why not?" I said frustratedly, I felt like I was going to explode. "Because you're like a bomb about to explode. You wouldn't last a minute fucking me right now and I want my first time as a woman to be memorable," she replied. "God damn it you know how horny I am!" I growled. "I know, I was you a few minutes ago after all. How about a titty fuck and a blowjob?" she suggested and cupped her breasts in her hands. "Fuck me," I said, still a little surprised at the woman before me. "I intend to," she said and dropped to her knees. She reached up and undid my belt and fly. She looked up at me and I looked down at her. "God I feel so small and subservient doing this. It's making me so hot," she said sounding like a porn star. Since I was also her I didn't exactly suspect she was lying. I knew I would be. I reached down and stroked her hair as she reached behind herself and struggled to undo her bikini top. "God damn it, who tied this knot!?" she cursed. I bent over and undid the knot for her. When I stood back up she was staring down at her bare breasts with a hungry look on her face. They were remarkably perky for their size. They were my design after all. "Holy..." she said and cupped ber bare breasts. "Oh my god," she groaned and pinched her nipples. "If you don't fuck me soon I'm going to just push you down and take you," I said, a bit surprised at how assertive I was. Maybe it was because I knew it was me and I wasn't really going to do anything to hurt myself. Both of us knew that. "Yes boss," she said and rolled her eyes at me. She reached her hand into my pants and grabbed my cock. "It's so warm! And big!" she said as she pulled it out. It was mere inches from her face. I didn't think it was that big. Above average, sure, but nothing monstrous. Maybe it was because she was smaller than me. And her face was closer to it than mine had ever been. "Annghhh..." I groaned as she stroked me slowly. I knew she was right. I was ready to pop right then and there. Only an incredible amount of will power held me back. "Let's try..." she said and arched her back, pushing her breasts upwards. She put her hands on them and pushed them around my cock, squeezing it. They were so soft and warm. I'd never gotten a titty fuck before. "Ooo that feels nice," she said and started to masturbate me with her tits while her fingers played with her nipples. My cock poked out from between them and I bucked my hips slightly involuntarily. I felt the tip hit her lips after one of my thrusts. On the next thrust she stuck out her tongue and licked it. That was too much for me. I groaned loudly and felt my balls tighten. I shot my load directly onto her face. She didn't seem to mind at all. In fact she was smiling. She stuck out her tongue and caught some on it. "Mmm, wow. So warm and salty," she said and pumped my cock a few more times with her tits. A few more globs of cum leaked down my shaft on to her tits. My cock deflated between them and she pulled away. She stood up and walked to the hallway. She turned and looked in the mirror there. "I'm a hot chick covered in cum!" she exclaimed and turned and bounded back towards me. It was all a part of the fantasy. "I need you to fuck me right now!" she called out as she threw her arms around me. "Um, I need some time." "Oh right, second part of my plan. Go sit on the couch," she said and let me go. I obeyed her commands. What else would I have done. She knelt at my feet after I had sat down and spread my legs apart. I stared down at her as she scooted closer to me. She leaned forward and took my limp cock in her hands. "You know what's coming," she said to me and leaned down and kissed my cock. She stroked it feebly a few times then took the entire flaccid thing into her mouth. Then her tongue got to work. I'd only gotten a BJ once before and it was an unenthusiastic and unexperienced attempt at one. This one was vigorous and determined. Her mouth made it feel like I'd never gotten a real one before. Her lips slid up and down as her head bobbed. Her tongue licked up the sides and occasionally wrapped around it. I could feel her sucking hard on it as though the pressure differential would make me harder faster. Her hands rested on my thighs and she looked up at me. I thought I saw her smile, though it was hard to tell since her mouth never left my cock. I reached down and stroked her hair. This only encouraged her to go faster. It wasn't long before she was having difficulty keeping the entire thing in her mouth as my cock inflated and got harder. I pulled her off my cock and she came off with a pop and a whimper. "That was fun," she said and sat on the couch beside me. She kissed me and her hand reached out and stroked my erect cock. "Now fuck me," she commanded. I pushed her down so she was laying on the couch. I positioned myself above her and kissed her breasts causing her to gasp and moan. I reached down and pushed her bikini bottom out of the way. I didn't have time to remove it. I grabbed my cock and positioned it at the entrance to her womanhood. "Ahhnn, ohhhh that's strange," she whimpered as my cock head teased her lower lips. I cupped one of her breasts and squeezed as I pushed inside. "AHHN!HGNH! OH!" she called out as I slowly made my way deeper into her. She was incredible. So tight and wet. Once I was all the way inside I started thrusting slowly. "Oh fuck! fuck! Fuck me!" she cried out with each thrust. Her legs wrapped around my waist and pulled me faster and harder with each stroke. We had an incredible natural rhythm and soon I was pounding away in her as fast as I could while she moaned and called out. "Oh god fuck! Yes! YES! FUCK! YES! RIGHT THERE! OH! DON'T STOP!" she cried and thrust her hips forwards against mine. I fondled her tits and kissed her neck as I kept pounding in. I reached down and caressed her clit directly and she screamed. "OH FUCK I'MM- GNGFHAAAAAHH YES! AHHH OHNnnn!" I felt her pussy spasm around my cock as she came. Her eyes closed and she bit her lip adorably to keep from calling out more. I kept thrusting inside of her and she seemed to ride that wave of pleasure on and on and on. She opened her eyes and looked up at me. Her jaw was open wide with a look of shock as she continued to bounce up and down with each of my thrusts. Her eyes rolled and I watched her tits bounce as she stared up at the ceiling lost in bliss. She started to thrust her hips again. She reached out and grabbed my head. We kissed and I knew I wasn't going to last much longer. "So good, so good, so good..." she whispered into my ear. I was playing with her nippled as my hips bucked frantically. It was so good. "I'm gonna-" "Do it! Fill me!" she called out and wrapped her arms and legs around me, pulling me close so I couldn't escape. The pressure was building. Building building building. I thrust in hard once more as far as I could. "`Aahhhhnnnhnn!" I groaned as I felt my own orgasm come, emptying my balls inside her. "Ohhnnn fuck..." Noelle whispered quitely and shivered. I felt her pussy spasm and squeeze my cock, milking it for all it was worth. "Did you cum again?" I asked between heavy breaths, my cock still inside her. "Mm hmm," she mewled and nodded. There was almost a grimace on her face, like the pleasure was so intense it hurt. I tried to pull away but her legs held me in place. "Just stay for a minute," she said softly. She moved her hips slightly and sighed loudly. I laid on top of her feeling completely spent. I could feel my face against her skin, my hand resting gently on her breast. I wished I were naked like her so I could feel our bodies embrace. I was still fully clothed. My cock pulled up out of the fly of my pants and stuck inside her. Her arms and legs relaxed. "Ok, you can get up now," she said. I pulled back slowly. "Oo!" she inhaled sharply as I slipped from inside of her. My limp wet cock slid against against her bikini bottoms and I collapsed backwards into the couch. "Best sex ever," she said contentedly. "Yup," I replied. Or was it really more like best masturbation ever? We were the same person after all. "I can't believe I just fucked myself," she said and laughed. "I would complain, but I know just what I like," I retorted quickly. "And you know what I like too. I guess all that fantasizing about it gave us some good ideas," she said and sat up causing her free hanging tits to jiggle. "God I can't believe I am a woman! I have tits covered with cum and a pussy full of cum! All I wanna do is do it again and again and again!" she and squeezed her tits again. "We could use the MAU and do just that," I replied. Why waste time after all? It was only going to work for four days. Why not use it to make it so we didn't need to sleep? And could recover from sex faster? That was good enough sex it seemed like it would be worth it. "Hold on now, we said we weren't going to use the MAU to do anything too crazy. I don't wanna accidentally turn myself into some sex starved bimbo," she said. "Oh yes you do. That's one of the fantasies," I replied causing her to blush. "Well yes, but not permanently. And not right now. How about we try and keep things low key for now? We fucked, how about we pretend to be a couple. We'll use the MAU to get me some clothes and then go out for dinner. Then we'll come back here and have some more fun and then spend the night together. Tomorrow we can try crazy stuff." It seemed so boring compared to sex, but I was getting hungry. Plus it had been a long time since I'd had a girlfriend. It would be nice to pretend for awhile. "Ok," I said begrudgingly. "Good, now I know you're going to say I should use the MAU to get cleaned up, but I want to try taking a shower in this body. How about you pick a restaurant and use the MAU to design me some clothes while I do that? I promise I'll try and be quick," Noelle said giddily. "Who am I to argue with myself?" I said and laughed. Noelle didn't. Noelle jumped to her feet and froze. "Woah!" she said and brought a hand to her crotch. "I can feel it dripping out of me," she said and blushed. "Must be weird," I said, a little jealous. Maybe tomorrow I'd try being the woman. Nothing said we couldn't switch after all. "How do you wash inside of there?" Noelle asked. I shrugged, I hadn't a clue either obviously. "I guess I'll try and figure it out..." Noelle said and walked off towards the bathroom. I did up my fly and refastened my belt and looked over at the MAU. It was eerily still and quiet in the room. I heard the toilet seat come down and realized Noelle was doing that for the first time. It wasn't a little bit of jealousy. It was a lot. Tomorrow. Tomorrow I'd have to try it. --- "Everyone's looking at me," Noelle said as we sat down at the Thai restaurant. The lights were low and there was a candle on the table. Tanawat's Thai was a nice mid tier and I thought it would be a good place for a first date, which was sort of what this was. I'd made Noelle some clothes with the MAU. Some jeans and a white sweater, both quite tight and hid none of her curves. "Do you like that?" I asked. Being some what ordinary looking I'd always wondered what it would be like to be gawked at. "It's kind of exciting. Almost to one makes eye contact, they just look at my chest," I glanced at her chest and didn't wonder why. Her sweater made it look like she was trying to hide two large grapefruits under it. "Well obviously," I replied with a smirk. "You made these clothes so tight! Every time I move it's like there are little hands carressing me all over my body," Noelle replied. "Well I sometimes wear tight jeans, I kind of know what that's like," I replied. "It's not the same at all Joe," she said and it sounded weird when she said my name. "Everything is different like this." "Do you like it?" I asked enviously. "Yeah. It's like I took a vacation from my body. Your body I guess. You're jealous aren't you?" she asked. "A bit," I replied curtly. "We can trade roles tomorrow. I'd love to fuck a chick like this. How was that by the way. I know I'm the hottest lay you've ever had," Noelle replied. That was the moment the waiter chose to come to the table. From the look on his face he'd heard Noelle's statement. "Hi there," he said awkwardly looking around, "Can I get you some drinks?" "I'll have a Singha and a thai iced tea," Noelle said and I glanced at her. The waiter turned to me. "Um, I'll get a thai iced tea I guess," I said having not really thought about it. "Ok," The waiter said scrawling down some items on a pad, "And can I get any appetizer's started for you?" "N-" "We'll have an order of beef satay and some spring rolls," Noelle interrupted me. The waiter turned and looked at me. "That's fine," I said, and the waiter scrawled down the order and wandered off. "Did you see that!?" Noelle said in a hoarse whisper. "What?" I asked. "I ordered the appetizers and he waited for you to confirm it! I've been a victim of sexism!" Noelle said with a grin on her face completely out of place for the accusation she was making. "I don't think that was sexism. More like confusion. He did walk in on you saying how amazing you were in bed after all. I think some awkwardness was warranted." "No way, I've been a victim of sexism. He had to wait for THE MAN to give approval before what I said was ok. It's so different!" Noelle said giddily. "If that's all the sexism you experience you should be glad of it," I replied sternly. "I kinda wanna see more. As a white male you aren't exactly a victim of oppression," she said. "You're gonna go full feminist on this aren't you?" I asked. Women's issues were something I frequently argued in my head. Now I was just having that conversation out loud. She sank into her chair and pushed her shoulders forward pushing out her boobs. "I'm sorry, do you want me to be a little submissive thing?" she said in a saccharin sweet voice. "Quit being sarcastic," I said, knowing myself well enough to see through the act. Noelle laughed and sat upright again. "This is fun." "You ordered a Singha. I hate lagers," I said. "Everything is different for me! Even taste! I wanna try everything!" "That explains the appetizers then," I said. Not that I was stingy, I just wanted this to not be an especially long meal. For obvious reasons. "Yeah. And maybe when we get home we can have some of that fine whiskey dad bought us for our birthday. I wonder what it's like to be drunk like this." "All right, here are your drinks," The waiter said and set them down. "Do you know what you'd like to have tonight?" "I'll do the green curry, chicken, four star spicy," I said going with a fairly standard order of mine. "And for you miss?" The waiter said turning to Noelle. She perked up at being called miss. "I will have the pad kee moa, pork, four star spicy," Noelle said, going with another standard order of mine." "All right," The waiter said writing down our orders, "I'll get that going, your appetizers will be out shortly." After he walked away Noelle turned to me. "Did you see that! He started with you! Sexism!" "Oh please, you were positively giddy when he called you miss!" I retorted with a laugh. Noelle sipped her beer and made a face. "Still don't like it?" I said. "It's actually worse," she said and put it back down. She picked up her thai iced tea and sipped some of it. Her face lit up. "Oh!" she said and sipped more of it, "That is divine!" I sipped mine. Tasted the same as always. Good, but I wouldn't say divine. She finished her entire glass right then and there. I saved most of mine. I had a pretty good tolerance for spicy, but it was always better to have something to wash it down just in case. Our appetizers came out and Noelle savored both of them. "Oh my god," she said, her mouth full of beef and peanut sauce. "Another DIVINE item?" I asked and bit in to my own satay. "Mm hmm," she nodded. She swallowed. "It's like I've never tasted before. It's all new to me." I thought the satay was good, but ordinary. I frowned. "Damn it I am jealous of you," I said. "I know. That's why I'm playing this up so much," Noelle said and giggled. "Wait, what?" I said taken back by the comment. "Oh everything is new and different and good. But it's not that good. This satay isn't about to make me cum in my panties or anything." "Damn it, you're such an ass," I said and bit into my spring roll. "You're not going to call me a bitch?" Noelle said almost sounding disappointed. "No, I know you'd want that," I said and stuck out my tongue at her. She ate her spring roll in silence then look at her beer. She took another sip and winced slightly. "It seems bland compared to the food," she said. "Well why don't you just chug it down then?" I asked. She picked up the glass and did just that. I sat there a little dumbstruck. She burped and put her hand to her mouth. "Excuse me," she said, her face looking a little flush. "You can chug beer now," I said remarking on something I was never good at. "Seems like. I bet I can do a lot of things you can't do," she said and smiled at me sweetly. I felt a flash of excitement through my body. It took me a minute to consciously realize just how seductive she looked. "Woah," I said breaking out of her spell. "I'll say, you were just staring at me for like two minutes." "Talk about things I can't do," I said and leaned back in my chair. The waiter brought us our food and I dug in to mine with gusto. Green curry was one of the best things on their menu. I was a little disappointed though, even at four stars it was barely spicy at all. "Oh! Hawt!" Noelle said after taking a bite of her dish. She fanned her mouth and reached across the table grabbing my thai iced tea. I reached across the table with my chopsticks and grabbed a piece of pork off her plate. "It doesn't taste that spicy to me at all," I said as I chewed the meat. "Things are different for me! It's delicious, but it's spicy," she said and took another bite and her eyes went wide. She smiled and blinked. A little perspiration was collecting on her forehead. I laughed. "Don't laugh at me!" she said defensively and took another bite. She sipped on my iced tea some more and I continued to laugh quietly to myself. It took her longer than me to finish her dish, but not by much. That was impressive considering how reactive she was after each bite. "My mouth is on fire," she said looking down at her empty plate. "I'm surprised you finished it all," I said. "Cause I'm such a little twiggy thing?" she said and pushed her breasts forward to point out that was not the case. "No, because on those last couple of bites you looked like you were in actual pain." "It was so good!" she said and sipped at the remnants of my iced tea. I had barely gotten a drop of it. "Excuse me, I need to go to the little girls room." "All that beer and tea will do it," I said as she stood up. "Plus my tiny girl's bladder," she said and stuck out her tongue. I chuckled. The bus boy cleared the table while she was gone. I told the waiter we wouldn't be having dessert and gave him my card before Noelle came back. She sat down heavily and let out a long breath. "I'm stuffed," she said. "How was the bathroom?" I asked. "What? Oh mostly normal. A little dirty. No urinals," she said in a distant voice. The waiter brought back my card and I signed my bill. "Shall we?" I asked Noelle and stood up. In the car Noelle was quiet. She sat leaning against the window staring up at the stars. "Are you ok?" I asked a little concerned. She'd been so vocal before. "Four star was too spicy," she said cradling her stomach. "Oh," I said and laughed. It wasn't something that was common for me, but it had happened. "So I guess you want me to hurry home then," I said with a wry smirk and tapped the brakes, slowing the car to a near crawl on the back road we were on. "Ha ha. Get me home or I swear to God I will make the worst mess in your car," she said somberly and I resumed my normal speed. When we got home she practically ran to the door. I laughed when she got there and it was locked. "Fuck you have the keys. Hurry up!" she said and was doing a little dance. I slowly reached into my pocket and slowly walked to the door. I pulled out the key and slowly moved it toward the door. "Fuck you," she said and grabbed the key. She unlocked the door and pushed me aside and stormed inside. I'd made it through the doorway by the time I heard the bathroom door slam shut. I laughed to myself as I took of my coat and shoes in the entry way. Was I being mean? She was me after all. Did I have to try to get her to put out? I mean, us fucking was largely the point of this whole exercise, right? Wait a minute. In the end we'd both go back to being one person with the memories of both, right? That was the plan anyways. I was going to remember the time I was a woman, ate spicy thai food, and then had fiery diarrhea. Just like I was going to remember that time I got pounded on the couch. Maybe I should try to be nicer to her. I turned on the TV and started flipping through channels. As usual nothing good was on. Maybe ten minutes later I heard the toilet flush. Noelle staggered out of the bathroom and collapsed on the couch next to me. "My asshole feels like my lips did an hour ago," she said. "Well you should have seen that coming," I said then realized how that sounded, "I mean, I, uh, we know from experience that eating food that spicy can give us the runs." "Yeah well I can't say I expected my first number two as a woman to burn quite that much." "You feel better now? We can use the MAU to change you into someone not in intestinal distress." "Maybe someone with a clean ass for you to fuck?" she said and put her hand on my thigh. "I'm not really that big into sodomy. You know that." "I know, but I also know a part of you finds my discomfort arousing," she said and I blushed. I knew it was true but it wasn't something I liked to admit to myself. Noelle didn't seem to mind. She undid my belt and pulled open my fly. "How about I just have a nice shot of cum to cool down my mouth?" she said and reached her hand into my trousers and took a hold of my cock. I sat there in silence as she pulled it out and stroked it a few times. She leaned her head down and took it into her mouth. I wouldn't exactly say I was watching TV while she was blowing me, but I was certainly looking at it. I reached my hand over and stroked her back gently as she bobbed up and down on my cock making wet slurping noises. She was really good at it. "Oh, Noelle that feels incredible," I said and let out a long sigh. She grunted a response but just kept going. I was coming to it. I knew it. I remembered I was trying to be nice to her, so I thought to warn her. "Ohhh, I'm about to cum..." I said and took my hand off her head. Instead of pulling off she just started to move her head faster. I exploded in her mouth and she groaned. I felt her lips tight around my cock and felt her tongue milking me for all I was worth. She pulled up off of me with a little pop and turned and looked up at me. She opened her mouth and showed me the cum collected on her tongue. I stared at her as she closed her mouth and swallowed loudly. She opened her mouth again and stuck out her clean tongue. "Jesus christ," I said surprised at her exhibitionism. "Oh you know you'd do the same time. It's hot." "How was-" I asked forgetting she'd done this before. "Still good. Maybe it's just me but it's almost as good to give oral sex as to receive it. Regardless of what gender you are," she said and I remembered going down on girlfriends in the past. I'd always enjoyed getting them off almost as much as I enjoyed getting off. "Well as you know I quite agree," I said and pushed her on to her back. I undid her jeans and struggled to pull them down to her knees. I pulled at her panties and exposed her shaved womanhood. I leaned down and kissed it. "Now I don't have nearly as much experience with what feels good here, so feel free to give me some pointers," I said and started to eat her out. She was very vocal. She moaned and gasped every time I hit a good spot. When she wanted my tongue to go deeper or harder she'd put her hand on my head and grind me into her pussy. I did my best to oblige. "Ah, Oh! AHn! AH!" she whispered and bucked her hips against my face. I couldn't tell if she'd just cum or not but I kept going. Her panting and gasping slowed. Her moans became quieter. Eventually she pushed my head away from her. She leaned down and kissed me. I still had her taste in my mouth and I knew she knew that too. "You're pretty good at that," she said. "Pretty good?" I said with a mock pained expression on my face. "Ok, that was great. Are you happy now?" she asked. I moved up the couch and laid down next to her. I leaned my head down and rested it on her chest. "Yes, I am." --- I awoke to a rather odd and pleasurable sensation. We'd moved to the bedroom, stripped and collapsed. Neither of us had had the energy for more exertion so simply feel asleep in a soft embrace. I threw back the covers to see Noelle's head on my crotch moving up and down slowly. She perked up and smiled at me, popping out of her mouth wet and erect. "Finally. I was beginning to think I could fuck you in your sleep and you wouldn't wake up." "I-" I said groggily and blinked. Getting a wake up blow job had always been something I'd wondered about, now here it had happened and I felt like I was ruining it. "Not as good as you thought it would be?" Noelle sat up and looked at me. She was naked as was I. I stared down at her tits and she giggled. "It was nice," I said as my mind tried to wake up as fast as my cock had. "Good," she said and took my manhood in her hands and stroked it up and down slowly. "Now lets fuck some more." I laid there as she crawled on top of me, straddling herself over my cock. She made her way down delicately and a groan escaped my lips as I penetrated her. She felt so soft and warm. "Mmmm..." she said once she was resting on top of me. Her hands reached up and fondled her tits. She started to buck her hips back and forth. I just laid there, still a little stunned. "Touch me," she commanded and leaned forwards. I reached up and touched her breasts. She gasped and I squeezed them gently. "So good..." she said, her hips continuing to buck back and forth. It felt good but I wanted more. I sat up and kissed her nipples. She gasped and I wrapped my arms around her. Her wrapped hers around me, pulling me closer to her. I started to buck my hips, driving myself into her. "Oh!" she called out and started moving her hips faster. I responded in kind. The force of our collisions making obscene smacking sounds. I kissed her breasts and ran my hands down her back to her ass and squeezed. She gasped and I pulled back slightly and grabbed her ass, pulling her as my pace increased. "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" she called out and threw her head back and stared at the ceiling. Her mouth was open but she wasn't saying anything. I kept up my pace. It felt so good. "Ayh!" she called out and squeezed me tightly. She shook with her orgasm and I was pushed over the edge, firing my load deep inside of her. I pushed my cheek against hers and our gaze met. We stared for a while before she eventually kissed me. "Mmm thanks," she said and kissed me again. "I'd hardly call this a one sided deal, no need to thank me." "Well it is weird to compliment you." "Just say it was good." "It was great." "Thank you." We both laughed and then kissed again. It was strange. I knew she was me, but I hadn't felt this good in a long time. I started to think about the future but then banished those thoughts. I wanted to enjoy today. "So what're we going to do today?" I asked. "How about another date? The zoo?" "Sure, I never go to the zoo," I replied. "Because you never have dates, yes I know." "Right," I said and smiled up at her. Was it weird that I wanted a girl who would get me? No. Was it weird that that girl was me? Yes probably. I didn't care. "Breakfast first. I suppose we are both equally good cooks," she said. "You keep saying you want to try new things in that body. Why don't you do it?" I replied. "You sure you're not saying that because I am the woman?" she asked coyly. I smacked her ass and she yelped, "Bitch go make me an omelette," I said in a gruff voice. "Anything for my man!" she said in a syrupy sweet voice. We kissed again and she pulled up off me and gasped. "That's such a weird sensation," she said after my limp cock had exited her. "You want the shower first?" I asked. "No, I showered after sex before. I want to see what it's like to not do it." "The consummate explorer." She grinned at me. "You go shower, I'll make breakfast." My shower was quite uneventful. I did find that thinking about Noelle, specifically being Noelle, I could still get myself hard. I'd propose to change in the evening. Give her a full 24 hours before it was my turn to be her and her turn to be me. I got dressed in some blue jeans and a plain shirt and made my way to the kitchen. I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw her standing in front of the stove. She was wearing one of my nice button down shirts which was much to large for her and nothing else. "You really know just how to get me going," I said and licked my lips. She looked so hot like that. I wanted to bend her over the kitchen counter and take her right there. "I know. Eggs'll be ready in a minute." I walked up behind her and kissed her neck while one hand came up and rubbed her ass. "I'm tempted to let them burn," I whispered in her ear. "I know. Go sit down." I pulled away reluctantly, my cock semi erect. A minute later she came to the table with a single plate and a fork. She sat on my lap and held the plate, like she wasn't going to use the table at all. She hadn't made two omelettes. She'd made one large omelette. "Open," she said and held a piece of the omelette in front of my mouth. I obliged. It tasted exactly like an omelette I would make. She took a bite and then fed me another. She squirmed on my lap and smirked at me. I wondered if she could feel my erection through my jeans. I took the plate from her and we traded roles. I fed her and then ate myself. Sometimes I'd demand a kiss before I would feed her. When we finished I set the plate and fork on the table and wrapped my arms around her. We began to kiss and run our hands up and down each other's bodies. "I want you to fuck my ass," she said and we both paused. "Are you sure?" I said reluctantly. I wasn't really in to that even as a guy. "I'm the consummate explorer, remember?" she said and kissed me again, "You can wear a rubber if you'd like." I pushed her back and stared at her. If she were anyone else, if she'd asked in a different way, if I didn't plan on not even having a cock in twelve hours, I would have gone for the rubber. Call me squeamish, but the back door is a lot nastier than the front door. "Ok, but this evening I want to use the machine again. I want to be the woman and you can be me." "Deal, but I get to choose the woman you'll be," Noelle said and stood up off me. "Fine," I replied and watched Noelle get on her hands and knees on the carpeted floor. She pushed the shirt up exposing her ass and then turned and looked at me expectantly. I clumsily removed my pants and briefs then pulled off my shirt. My cock was a little flaccid so I walked around to the front of her and knelt down. "Why don't you help me a little?" I said pushing my cock towards her face. She obliged. Once I was rock hard I pulled back out of her mouth. She looked up at me, a slightly nervous expression on her face. Maybe seeing my cock an inch from her face made her realize how big it was and set her to thinking about how small her asshole was. This was going to hurt. "Should I lubricate with something?" I asked as I positioned myself behind her and suddenly saw just how small of an opening it was. "We don't have anything." "We could use the machine to-" "Just push it in, please," she said desperately. She was nervous, but she really seemed to want it. I pushed my cock head up against her sphincter. She gasped and dropped her face to the floor. "You're sure?" I asked feeling like I was about to try to shove my finger through a straw. "Yes please just- aaahhhHHHHHH!!" she cried out in pain as I pushed myself in to her. I paused, I was about half way inside her. It was extremely, almost painfully tight. "Are you ok?" I asked. "Yes! Keep going!" she said through a grimace. I pushed in and she gasped and squealed until I was buried up to the hilt. "SOoooo big..." she groaned between heavy breaths. "You really want me to do this?" I asked, feeling my cock starting to soften. "Stop asking me that and fuck me! Fuck my ass!" she demanded and started sliding herself back and forth on me. It certainly felt good for me but considering the look on her face and the sounds she was making I couldn't be sure what she was feeling. "It's incredible," she said and laughed and smiled back at me, "Do I have to do all the work?" I grabbed her hips and started thrusting. Her gasps and moans were a mixture of pleasure and pain and it actually became pretty arousing. I leaned forward and grabbed her breasts. "Squeeze them harder!" she cried out and I was taken by surprise, "HARDER!" I did like I was told and she cried out. Each time she turned her head the look on her face was rapturous though. "Oh-gg-g-o-o-o-d..." she stammered as I pounded into her hard. Because I had cum so recently it took me quite awhile to get off. Noelle didn't seem to mind. She seemed to love every minute of it. Eventually I could take no more and came inside her ass. Her groans died down as my thrusts slowed and when I pulled out of her she collapsed instantly on to the carpet gasping for breath. I laid down next to her and she threw her arms around me. "That was- should've tried that as a man," she said gasping. "Really?" I asked. "Mm hmm... Sex without crescendo or climax, just constant pleasure." "And pain. You looked like you were in agony half the time." "Agony and ecstasy at the same time. It was incredible." "Am I a closet masochist?" I asked genuinely confused. I mean a little pain could be good but- I mean a lot of pain like that was bad- wasn't it? "Oh probably," she said and rested her head on my chest. "I'm going to need another shower," I said realizing what was covering my dick. "Mmm me too," she said and tried to stand. She winced when she tried to get to her feet and fell back on her ass and let out a yelp. "Can you help me up?" she asked in the tone a child would ask a parent. I stood and reached down my hand. She got to her feet but her legs seemed wobbly so she put her arm around me. We walked slowly to the bathroom, each step seemed to be painful for her. Occasionally she would wince and hiss loudly. "How do people do this all the time?" I asked her wondering at the impact it had had on her. "Lots of lube I guess. And practice," she replied as we made it to the bathroom. "You want to use the machine to turn you into someone not in as much pain?" "No I want to try and play this out if I can." "The pain is part of the experience?" I asked. "See, you understand." "A little," I was somewhat troubled because I didn't really understand at all. I mean 24 hours ago Noelle WAS me. I would never have begged to get fucked in the ass, would I? But then I would have, because I did. Or rather Noelle did. And she was me. Wasn't she? As I climbed into the shower with her I struggled with these ideas. As per usual Noelle didn't seem to be having these existential debates in her head. Or maybe I just couldn't read her. We showered together. It wasn't sexy as much as it was intimate. She had trouble standing so I washed her, then myself. In the end she sat on the floor of the shower and asked me to run a bath for her. `So she could soak her ass.' She commented. I didn't ask questions and just did as I was asked. She slowly seemed to return to normal. She was fascinated by the way her tits floated in the bathtub. I was too. --- We walked through the zoo holding hands. We walked slowly, Noelle setting the pace. The looked cute as a button. We'd made her some new clothes. She was wearing a black skirt with black nylon leggings and boots, a red tube top and a black coat. Every now and then she'd pull up close to me and we'd kiss. Every time when I felt her breasts press up against me I found myself no longer thinking of wanting to fuck her. I wanted to be her. "Look at those two monkeys!" she squealed and pointed to two monkeys who were going at it. "They seem to be enjoying themselves," I said and squeezed her hand. "You know we could try that," Noelle said and squeezed my hand back. "I thought we already had." "No I mean we could use the MAU to turn ourselves in to animals. I know you've thought about it," she said and I blushed a little because it was true. "Too risky," I replied. I'd thought about what it would be like to be an animal, sure. Being the melancholy, brooding type, I could definitely see the appeal of existing in such a primal state. A state where thought and choice were less important and life was simple. Eat this, fuck that, sleep there. But using the MAU to try it was too risky. Even if this was the only chance I'd ever get. Ending up accidentally stuck as a woman was one thing, ending up accidentally stuck as a monkey or a dog was something totally different. Noelle sighed, "I guess you're right," Of course she'd agree with me, she was me after all. We stood for a bit longer than I was comfortable watching them go at it. The male was completely dominating the female. It wasn't exactly easy to read their expressions, but it certainly didn't seem like the female was having a terrible time. Noelle was breathing fairly heavily watching them and I stared down her cleavage as her breasts moved up and down. Eventually I pulled Noelle away and we walked to the Reptile House. "They are all so colorful," Noelle said calmly as we strolled through the various cages. "Women are supposed to have better color vision than men. Is that true?" I asked remembering a fact I'd heard somewhere. "Everything's a little brighter and more vibrant. Almost like the color saturation's been turned up," she replied and I imagined what the various lizards and snakes would look like like that. We wandered over to the large mammals section and Noelle pointed and laughed at the elephants. She leaned next to me and whispered, "Can you imagine walking around with a penis that size?" "No," I replied not really thinking about it. I was spending my time imagining walking around with tits. "It says here he's fathered six baby elephants while at this zoo," Noelle said reading off a plaque. "Is that a lot?" I asked. "I don't know," Noelle said and stood on her toes and kissed me. "Let's go home," she whispered to me. I felt my cock start to get hard. "You want to..." I replied. "I want to fuck you," she said and I knew exactly what she meant. I did my best not to speed on the ride home. It was hard considering how excited I was. When we got to the house we both ran inside and the to the MAU. "Me first!" I exclaimed, getting into the living room before Noelle. "Ok, but I get to pick the body! Close your eyes, no peeking!" she said and ran over to the panel. I turned my back and shut my eyes. A moment later I heard her giggle. A moment after that she grabbed my wrist. "Eyes closed until you get inside!" she commanded and lead me to the door. I stumbled about, trembling as I went. I could never recall anticipating anything as much as this. I felt the doorway of the MAU and walked inside. I opened my eyes and looked down at Noelle. "See you in a minute!" I said and hit the interior button. It was all black and nothing seemed to happen. Then there was light again. I was looking up at Noelle. She was easily half a foot taller than me. "Oh my god!" I said and was startled by the sound of my own voice. It was high pitched and so very girly. "Looking good short stuff," Noelle said and pointed down at my boobs. I looked down and gasped. My breasts were huge! If I were to guess a size I'd say E or maybe even EE! They were probably bigger than my head! I reached up and grabbed them and gasped. They felt incredible! "Pretty nice right?" Noelle asked. "Uh huh," I murmured and continued to fondle my soft big titties. "Now if you'll kindly step from the MAU, I'll go back to being Joe," Noelle replied. I wasn't Joe anymore. That was part of the rules. What was I going to call myself now? I walked over the the couch, my hands never leaving my breasts and sat my bare bottom down on it. Everything felt so soft and exquisite on my skin. Noelle hadn't made me any clothes at all, but I didn't mind. They would only have gotten in the way. I saw some stands of hair drift in front of my face and new I was blond. I had to crane my neck to see down over my boobs and identify my pussy. I was not, to my surprise, clean shaven. I had the littlest tuft of trimmed blond fur just above my new pink lips. "God you're hot," A male voice said and it took me a moment to recognize it as my own. I looked up and gasped. I was standing there naked a few feet from the couch. I looked colossally tall. But more than that I was shocked because my dick was limp and halfway to my knees. Below it I had a pair of balls easily the size of tangerines. Only it wasn't me. It was Joe. "Oh my god," And wondered how big that monster was. "I know," Joe said and walked over to stand in front of the couch. He towered over me, his limp monster cock level with my face. "I got the idea at the zoo. I'm gonna fuck your little 4'10" body with this thing." I gasped and shivered with excitement. 4'10"! That meant I was a foot shorter than I'd been a few moments ago! "Joe I'll never be able to-" "Yes you will. Now why don't you kiss it?" he commanded. I reached out and took it in one of my tiny hands. I could barely wrap my fingers all the way around it and it wasn't even completely hard yet. It kept growing bigger and bigger before my eyes. "Kiss it my little... have you chosen a name?" he asked. "Alexi," I said and kissed the tip of his cock. It felt so warm on my lips. "Alexi... My middle name..." Joe said and reached down and stroked my hair. Gently he guided me to his cock. I opened my mouth and took the tip inside. It barely seemed to fit and it was a struggle to keep my teeth off it. It was hot and salty tasting, like sweat and skin. I flicked my tongue across the slit of the tip and tasted his precum as he groaned. It tasted much the same, but his groan made it's taste seem almost magical. I bobbed my mouth up and down on his cock head while I stroked the tremendous length of him with both of my hands. I leaned forward and felt surprisingly little resistance when I tried to take more of him into my mouth. "Yes I told you'd be able," Joe said and grabbed the back of my head, "Deep breath!" he said. Before I had a chance to comply he pushed my head towards his crotch. I did not gag, I did not scream. More and more of his cock filled my throat sliding further and further down until my nose was against his abdomen and the tip of his cock felt like it was practically at my collar bone. I couldn't breath, but I'm not sure I would have had I been able considering my state of shock. Somehow I'd managed to deep throat his monster cock. He held me there for awhile and then thrust back and forth a few times. I tried to speak but it came out as a muffled moan. He groaned when I did, he seemed to enjoy the vibrations. He pushed me back and I felt his hard cock slide all the way out of me and I gasped for air. "You changed this body," Was all I managed to gasp as I tried to catch my breath. "Sure I did. Just look at those tits," Joe said and reached down and squeezed one. I gasped and slapped his hand reflexively. "I mean this isn't a normal human body. I thought we weren't going to do that," I said a bit worried about getting trapped as some kind of freak. "That body is plenty normal, if a bit special. Some people swallow swords. You swallow cock. It's all the same really. Besides, I know you like it," he said and grabbed the back of my head pushing me forward. My eyes rolled back as he pushed himself all the way down my throat again. He was right. I loved it. Considering the deep throating I as doing my hands weren't necessary. That was fortunate because the way I felt I didn't know I would have been able to keep my hands off myself. As Joe continued to fuck my throat, pulling back every now and then so that I could catch my breath, but never leaving my mouth completely, my hands set about playing with myself. One hand fondled my huge tits and nipples. The other wasted little time in probing around my lower lips until I'd found my clit. I was moaning onto his cock and he was groaning back at me. It didn't take long before I felt his entire cock begin to twitch and spasm in my mouth and I felt his hot cum shooting down my throat. I didn't have a choice but to swallow, but each gulp seemed to just milk his cock for more. I couldn't breath. Joe was moaning loudly as he kept cumming and cumming down my throat. I tried to pull back but his hand on my head held me firmly in place, his cock all the way down my throat. My lungs started to burn and I tried to scream but it did nothing but make him groan louder. Finally I started pounding on his thighs with my hands. His hand released my head and I pulled back desperately. He continued to groan and kept cumming, shooting his seemingly endless load all over my face, my tits, and the couch around me. I gurgled and gasped for breath, coughing as I literally inhaled his cum. His monster cock fired one last shot that hit me right in the cheek then stopped. He fell to his knees then collapsed backwards onto the carpet. I looked down at him. He was staring vacant eyed at the ceiling and didn't seem to be moving. For a moment I worried if he was dead. Suddenly he gasped and rolled his head from side to side. I leaned back and let out a sigh of relief. That would have been weird. I was covered in cum. My cum. I'd swallowed probably at least a few cups of the stuff. That thought made me really hot and I remembered I hadn't managed to get myself off. "Oh wow," Joe said from the floor. "Wow is right," I said hoarsely and tried to clear my throat, "That was practically mouth rape." "You loved it," Joe replied succinctly and sat up. He was right. "I didn't get off," I bemoaned sweetly. "We'll have to remedy that. Fortunately this thing has a fast recovery time," he said and pointed down to his cock which was already getting hard again. "Come down here," he said and patted his lap. "But I'm all sticky," I replied indicating the cum all over my body. "If I have my way you're going to get even stickier," Joe said as his cock continued to grow. I fell on to the floor and crawled over to him. He was stroking his cock gently working to get it harder, faster. I was a little scared of it. It was the size of my forearm. "How're you gonna- I suppose you're going to tell me some women swallow swords with their pussies and that this is much the same?" I said trying to imagine what kind of anatomy my twisted mind had come up with. "Call it poetic license," Joe replied and leaned down to kiss my nipple. I gasped as he ran his tongue around it licking up his own cum. "God I hope this isn't addictive," I said voicing my private fear. How could any other sex compare with what I imagined I was about to experience? "Get on your hands and knees and let's find out," Joe replied and got to his knees. I rolled to my hands and knees and turned so my ass was facing him. I felt my big tits swaying beneath me and desperately wanted someone to play with them. I watched him inch his way forwards on his knees. He was huge. Not just his cock, all of him. I felt so small and desperate and needy before him. I'd never been so horny in my life. With the skill of a medieval jouster he guided himself to my pussy lips. Then he literally walked himself in to me. My eyes crossed and I gasped at the sensation. My arms and legs felt weak and my arms gave out beneath me. I collapsed cum-stained breasts first onto the carpet, the coarse fabric rubbing across my nipples in the most excruciatingly pleasurable sensation. "Aha! Ah! Mha!" I cried out in short gasps as he continued to push himself deeper and deeper into me. Eventually I felt his thighs press against mine and I knew he was all the way in. I wiggled my hips slightly and it felt like the tip of his cock was behind my belly button. Then he started to thrust. It was bliss. Sheer, unadulterated bliss. When I wasn't gasping for breath or moaning I was screaming. Each thrust pushed my body against the carpet, squishing and grinding my breasts amplifying my pleasure ten fold. It was incredible, it was huge, it felt like I was literally going to explode from all the joy I was feeling. This was it! This was my fantasy! This was everything I had ever wanted! Then I exploded and it was like every cell in my body was orgasming at the same time. I screamed until I was out of breath and continued to try and scream in silence. I felt the warm hot rod inside of me swell and spasm and begin to pump. I heard Joe groan as he began to fill me. My pleasure did not diminish and I could do nothing but lay there and gasp and squeak as he kept pumping more and more cum inside me. I don't know for sure how long we were both there. Minutes certainly, but it seemed like hours. Joe slowly backed out of me and I felt a splash of cum run out of me and down my thighs to the carpet. Joe collapsed next to me and I rolled over on to my back. I felt so warm inside. So full. I reached and hand down and felt my belly. It felt distended and stretched. I leaned my head up and with some difficulty looked down past my boobs. My belly was poking out a little bit almost like I was pregnant. Strangely I realized a part of me was sad I wasn't. I pushed those thoughts from my mind. We both lay in silence on the couch staring up at the ceiling as we breathed heavily. "Being