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Sanity...it was truly a word that didn't apply in the district of
Nerima. There could never be any concept of peace in the place just as
long as a certain pair of teenagers fought over their unwanted
engagement. But this story in particular, though, is about ANOTHER
certain set of people. Now this couple, however, was entirely one-sided;
not to mention the one that was in love with the other was a half
deluded moron that believed that he could tame any girl's heart with his
much lacking charm and wit. Interestingly enough for him, though, the
woman he was chasing after right now wasn't technically even actually a
girl at all. Yes, currently, one Tatewaki Kuno was chasing his beloved
pigtailed goddess.
"Look it! Can't ya get it through yer thick skull that I ain't in love
with ya'?" Ranma shouted, running away from the crazed sword welder, "So
just leave me alone!" she demanded.
"But Pigtailed girl! I simply cannot deny you my ever glorious presence!
Just like how you can never truly deny your love for me!" Kuno
exclaimed, with his arms stretched out holding, in one of his hands, a
beautiful bouquet of flowers.
'This is been getting old.' Ranma thought, she knew that it was time,
she really had to deal with this nuisance once and for all, it was
starting to be a real pain. There was just one problem clogging up the
works... how to do it? The spoiled teen was simply too stupid to listen
to Ranma's explanations... But that's when it hit her! She just needed
to trick him out of believing he had no chance with her! Yes, it made
perfect sense! Good thing she was quick on her feet. If it hadn't been
for that she'd deal with this loser even longer than she wanted to!
Stopping in her tracks, she turned around and attempted to speak, but
the Saotome prodigy was halted when she was caught in a hard embrace by
the ever insane Kuno-boy. "Oh, my darling Pigtailed girl!" he said,
twirling her around momentarily before he stopped and pulled the girl
back. "How I've waited for you to jump into my arms!" he exclaimed.
Being spun around and pressed up against someone like Kuno wasn't
exactly Ranma's idea of fun, though when she said what she was about to
say, she'd finally be rid of him forever! Suppressing her growing need
to send Kuno flying into the stratosphere, Ranma clenched her fist and
tried to pull herself out of his grasp.
Taking a deep breath, Ranma knew it was time to use her magnificent
womanly acting skills to woo her enemy. "I'm so sorry, my dear Kuno, but
we can not be together..." she sighed, clasping her hands together and
staring into Kuno's eyes.
"What?... Has that wretched sorcerer Saotome somehow forced you to
distance yourself from me further, my beloved?" Kuno asked, taking her
dainty hands in his.
Feeling that Kuno was already overstepping his boundaries, (something
which wasn't exactly new) she continued her little act. "Well, you see,
the thing is upperclassman... I've-I've fallen for another!" she
overdramatically gasped out, pushing away from him and placing the back
of her palm to her forehead. You have to understand that theatrics were
something that caught Kuno's attention the most, and of course in this
little act, he wished nothing more than to play the part of the lover,
but Ranma most assuredly would only deceive him.
"Be still my heart!" Kuno gasped, placing his hand over his chest as the
other still firmly held his flowers.
"So... I'm sorry, but I simply can not be with you! For you see, I'm
madly in love with... uh... uh..."
Kuno lowered his head, wishing- hoping that it was not true... that the
whole thing was all some horrible, evil prank; the definition of a joke
that had gone too far. Or-or maybe she meant merely meant that he had
stolen her heart all over again! Yes of course! He wouldn't doubt her,
besides! Kuno was the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High, no woman could
resist him! "Please, say the name of the person that will either cause
me great turmoil or great happiness!" he exclaimed.
Ranma raised an eyebrow... what the heck had he meant by great
happiness? Then it hit her, Kuno was thinking that Ranma was about to
say something cheesy like he had stolen her heart all over again or
something. 'Geez, what is this, some trashy romance novel?'Regardless,
she tried to think of something. "His name is... um..." She stopped,
placing a finger to her chin.
"Say it... please; don't keep me waiting any longer!" Kuno said.
Not being able to actually think of anyone, she decided to play some
more theatrics to lead him astray. "I- I can't!... I don't want to hurt
you any more than I already have!"
"Then- then let me meet him! I shall never forsake my love for you
pigtailed girl, never... As long as blood courses through my very veins,
I shall not yield until I know that I've truly lost the heart of you!...
My beloved tree born kettle girl!" he exclaimed, turning around and
dashing away from her. For some reason, a red flowery vortex formed and
blinded Ranma for a moment.
Removing her hand from her face, she slapped her forehead and closed her
eyes. "I TOLD YOU ALREADY! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOU NUMBSKULL!" she
shouted to the wind, gritting her teeth.
Tendo Dojo
The members of the household each sat in the TV room, having already
finished Kasumi's dinner for the night. Peculiarly enough they all
seemed to be watching what appeared to be an episode of Pok?mon, one of
which they obviously they had already seen before, though none of them
really cared at the moment.
"Now, tell me Akane... what is the point of 'catching them all', if this
Ash fellow only has about four of those little monsters?" Soun asked,
looking towards the blue haired girl.
"Yeah... and why doesn't that redheaded girl admit that she has a thing
for that Ash guy?" Nabiki questioned aloud.
Genma in panda form raised up one of his signs. "What's with their
hair?" the sign asked.
"How should I know... I just wonder what's supposed to be the big deal
about this show, since it seems every little kid I've seen talks about
it like no tomorrow!" Akane replied to them, but then looked to the
side. "I don't even know anything about it."
"Well, I'm sure this will get interesting... at some point, hopefully,"
Kasumi commented, an anime styled sweat drop falling from the side of
her head. After a moment or two more of watching the show that none of
them were enjoying, they changed the channel.
During their habitual channel surfing, they momentarily turned around
when they heard the sound of the back door being opened; with a
redheaded Ranma walking in a second later, her arms crossed over her
chest, an annoyed expression clear on her face.
"Ranma... what took you so long, my boy?" Soun asked.
"Kuno..." Ranma simply mumbled out.
"Let me guess... he was chasing after your pretty little head again,
wasn't he?" Nabiki drawled out, placing her hand over her mouth after
giving off a light chuckle.
"Can it why don't cha?" she huffed out, crossing her arms together
again. "I'm hungry," she stated and then turned to face Kasumi. "Is
there anything left to eat...?"
"Of course, there is Ranma, please, go help yourself," Kasumi smiled,
tilting her head to the side; always glad to satisfy people with her
cooking.
"Great! I'm starvin'!" Ranma exclaimed, before dashing to the kitchen.
"That idiot; always thinks with his stomach..." Akane commented with a
"hmph", but then shrugged. She would have cared more if she had been
more interested in things related to Kuno, but it was almost too mundane
a thing for her to be concerned about. All that mattered right now that
she had no homework to do, and that she could go to her room and play
her adorable pet P-chan! Akane was indeed happy for having once again
found her cute cuddly pet pig.
Meanwhile, in the blue haired girl's room, there sat a small black
piglet; Ryoga's cursed form. The miniature oinker trotted around in
front of Akane's door looking for a way out. The small black pig's mind
was completely set on exiting the room; in all attempts so far though he
had sadly failed to thwart his wooden arch-enemy. Ryoga was simply
hoping to be able to change back into his human form, and then challenge
Ranma to a much-belated duel. 'I wish I had gotten the door before Akane
left... instead of the closet.' P-chan thought, but then, suddenly, a
light bulb went off in the young pig's mind, and he ran over to Akane's
bed and hopped up onto it, after which he continued moving to the end of
the Tendo girl's resting area, and began staring off at the adjacent
handle of the door, with narrowed eyes, P-chan charged! Jumping off to
the corner of the bed and leaping over to the knob.
Slamming onto it, teeth first, P-chan gritted his chompers, and managed
to angle his small body onto the handle and caused it to turn, when it
had done so, he found the door slowly drifting outwards to the hall,
causing him to squeal in fear, and slip off of the door. "Bwee!' he
exclaimed.
After just laying on the cold hard floor for a few seconds, P-chan
slowly managed to sit up and shake his piggy head. "Bwe..." he groaned,
rubbing the back of his skull with his tiny pig's hoof.
All the while, Ranma had been walking up to her room, staring at the
floor and trying to figure out some sort of plan. She had told Kuno that
she already had someone she liked, that of course was her plan to get
him to leave her alone; but it hadn't gone as she had planned, now she
needed to find a fake boyfriend to scare the sword wielding maniac away.
The only question was... how would she do it? Who could she get to play
as her fake lover?
Well... out of the obvious options, there was; Mousse, Ukyo, and Ryoga.
The reason Ukyo came into play was because she could definitely pull off
the image of a male, she had been living as one for over ten years.
Though if she went for her, the okonomiyaki chef might hold it against
Ranma, and try to make something out of it. Possibly wanting him to
become her actual husband in return, and that certainly wasn't going to
happen! Even if she was Ranma's childhood friend, it wasn't worth being
tied down at the age of sixteen!... Mousse would probably just find it
strange, and even if Ranma offered to cut some sort of deal with him,
it'd most likely involve him losing to the duck-boy he could win
Shampoo's heart, and Ranma wasn't about to lose to someone like him on
purpose! He had a reputation to think of. So, that only left one
possible candidate... Ryoga Hibiki.
The problem was... the bandana wearing boy wasn't exactly easiest to
find. The guy got lost more times than a blind person without their
Seeing Eye dog; in fact, considering who we're talking about, that was
probably an insult to blind people. (I truly apologize.)
"Now, how would I get the idiot to play along with it anyways?" she
asked, seriously stressing her thinking muscle. "Not only that... where
can I even find the oaf?" she wondered until she heard a very familiar
squealing coming from what sounded like Akane's room. It was as if some
mystical force had answered her prayers.
With that, she ran over to the room and picked the piglet up by his
yellow bandanna that he comfortably wore around his small neck. "Hey
there, P-chan... I've got ta talk with you," she grinned.
Said P-chan stared at Ranma before narrowing his eyes and attempting to
attack her with all the force a five-pound porker could muster.
Surprisingly, he succeeded in catching her off guard by hitting her face
with his feet. "Ack! Stop you stupid pig!" Ranma yelled, before slapping
her hand over his mouth and getting him to stop fighting against her,
though that didn't stop P-chan from gnawing on her fingers.
Ignoring the pain that shot through her hand, she took the tiny pig-boy
to her room.
When they arrived, Ranma took a brief leave to look for something but
closed the door behind her so he could have no chance at escape. When
she had returned, she brought with her a teapot of steaming hot water
and an extra set of Ryoga's clothes, now this made the small piglet
wonder, though he figured he'd ask where she got the attire when he was
human once again.
Sitting Indian style across from him, she put the clothes in front of
Ryoga, set up in a way so that when he expanded back to normal, they'd
easily slip back on him.
"Bwee..." P-chan replied, before jumping into the set of duds and
waiting for Ranma to pour the water onto him.
"Before I change you back... promise not to start shouting, okay?" she
asked, staring at the small pig with intent.
Looking up from under the clothes, P-chan reluctantly nodded his head.
"Alright..." With that she poured the searing hot water on the small
black pig.
Instantly, the small pig grew, and his body formed into his regular,
human state. "What the hell do you want Ranma...?" Ryoga asked, cracking
his neck to the side and flexing his shoulder by rotating it.
"Listen, I need ya ta help get rid of Kuno for me..." Ranma stated.
"Huh?... What are you on about? You know fighting the guy will never get
him to stop coming after you... what makes you think the two of us
trying to knock some sense into him would make that idiot quit? Heck, I
bet even if we completely pounded his lights out he'd still come back
for more." Ryoga stated, crossing his arms and closing his eyes.
"Besides, I wouldn't even help you..." The lost boy stated; a bit of a
"hmph" added to the last sentence.
"No... I ain't gonna' fight 'em... now, listen, hear me out with
this..." She stated before raising her finger upward. "But remember! If
you don't help me out, I'll..." Ranma smirked, she knew this was a
little underhanded, but she needed to finally be rid of that idiotic
Kuno.
Opening one eye, Ryoga raised a brow, "You'll what...?" he wondered,
ready to fight if Ranma tried anything.
"I'll tell Akane about your little secret... P-chan." Ranma finished.
Glaring Ryoga stared at him for a second and gritted his teeth, "Y-you
wouldn't..."
"Try me, pork-butt!" she exclaimed back, glaring right at him.
Seething in anger, Ryoga slammed his fist down onto the ground and
turned his head back to Ranma. "What do we have to do...?"
"I need you to put on a little act for me, but like I said, the moment
you say you're not gonna' do it, I'll tell Akane."
"Just spit it out already!"
"Oh, I think I'd be better if I show you tomorrow... but you'll see..."
Ranma stated, looking off to the side. She really hated it when things
like these had to happen, why did it always come down to weird stuff
like this? Although, at this point, she was somewhat used to resorting
to these options.
The Next day...
Ryoga's left eye twitched, he couldn't believe he had to do this! The
lost boy was actually holding hands with his sworn enemy Ranma! He
noticed that some men were staring at them, and even weirder, some
seemed to be looking like they wished they were in Ryoga's position! The
poor, ignorant souls, if only they knew... if only they knew... In lost
boy's opinion, he was the unluckiest man alive right now.
"Are we there yet... I need to go set my hand on fire, after this,"
Ryoga whiningly stated, closing his eyes.
"Shut up pig breath!... it's not like I'm not happy bout this either."
Ranma replied, and then turned to look in front of them. They had
finally reached the park; she remembered that Kuno told her to meet him
at the place near the cherry blossom trees. From there, she would
present her boyfriend for an "inspection" of sorts. Although it was
obvious that Kuno was expecting Ranma to come alone, and from there he'd
attempt to once again woo his pigtailed goddess.
During the entire stroll, Ryoga had moved with an unpleasant scowl
across his face, not once letting it falter. The bandana wearing boy was
forced to help Ranma, or risk being exposed to Akane as her favorite pet
pig, fate was a cruel mistress. Just how does he get himself into these
sorts of problem anyhow? He wondered, though Ryoga would never know, he
just wished this torture would end soon.
They knew that they had arrived at their destination since the wind was
gently carrying small cherry blossoms petals that tickled their faces.
Ranma leaned closer to Ryoga and wrapped her arms around one of his
large arms, in order to further convince Kuno that she indeedhad a
boyfriend.
This in the end though was just more unpleasant sadism for Ryoga, having
the petite girl's arm around him was causing his skin to crawl. Taking a
deep, deliberate breath, he tried to calm down his urge to thrash at the
red headed. Holding it off, he decided to just get through this as
painless as possible.
From out of the blooming foliage, Kuno stepped forward, revealing
himself, "My dearest pigtailed girl, I knew you wouldn't foresak-" Kuno
stopped in mid-sentence, before feeling his voice get caught in his
throat.
"Look, don't you see Kuno? This is my darling boyfriend, Ryoga!" she
exclaimed, once again putting her cutesy acting skills to the test.
"Isn't that right, honey?"
"Please, just kill me..." Ryoga stated before Ranma glared and elbowed
his rib. "Ah!" he seethed and gritted his teeth, nodding his head once.
"Y-yes... err, darling," he groaned.
The blue thunder wasn't paying much attention, for now, he understood-
he knew! He could no longer have his beloved pigtailed goddess now!...
but- but maybe there was a chance, he had to make sure, just one more
step, one more step, and he would leave the pigtailed girl alone, and go
pursue Akane Tendo once more.
"I don't wish to place any doubt amongst you two... but this... peasant,
must assuredly proclaim his love to you- merely placing a kiss upon your
lips will suffice. Then, and only then will I stop." This had to work;
it was his ace in the hole. If there was truly nothing between them, he
could continue to try and win her affection. Kuno could only hope.
That is where Ryoga had to draw the line, he wasn't- he simply wouldn't
kiss his rival, no, his hated enemy! This had to end! "No-" Was as far
as He got saying before he was turned around by Ranma and she forced her
lips on his. "Mph!"
Ranma had pulled on Ryoga's collar, and brought his lips over to hers,
she wasn't going to lose the only chance she had of finally being free
from Kuno's constant chasing!... even if that meant swallowing her pride
by kissing Ryoga square on the lips.
Kuno's eyes bulged, this was it. There was no hope; he had lost the red
headed beauty of his dreams. Sullenly turning around, he shut his eyes
to hold back the tears, and walked away, slowly fading into the cherry
blossoms; you know, to add for dramatic effect.
Ryoga tried his best to push her back in his shocked state but noticed
that she had released their lips herself after five whole seconds.
Though disturbingly, he noted that the feeling wasn't entirely bad,
Ranma had a pair of soft, warm lips that seemed to easily capture and
mold around his perfectly, that fact alone scared the daylights out of
him.
"Okay... you're free," Ranma stated, letting go of his collar. Then
turning around and heading off herself, she had done it. She had finally
gotten rid of Kuno, with that in mind, she raised one hand and waved to
Ryoga once. "Your secret is safe with me, pig-boy."
Feeling an odd mixture of confusion, joy, and certainly anger, Ryoga
raised his hand and placed the ends of his fingertips to his lips, the
feeling was still there. "That... that was different..."
Kuno Manor...
The blue thunder sat down with his legs crossed, contemplating several
different things. "I've lost you to another my dearest pigtailed girl...
but after some harsh internal debating, I think I finally understand! I
believe it all to be another curse by the foul Saotome, in order further
keep your love from me!" he exclaimed, rising to his feet.
"Yes... Yes! Hear me! I shall free you from this dreaded affliction of
yours, and finally, defeat Saotome's newest accomplice! I swear you
this!" he exclaimed, with all the drama he could muster. Looking around,
though, he noticed he was talking to an audience of himself.
"I should have probably said that while someone was around..."
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