"Ben!" Amber screamed. "Well! Fancy seein' you way out here!"
"Hey, Amber," he said with a smile, and then he immediately turned his
attention to Tyler. "Hi, Violet."
"Oh," Tyler said, trying to regain his breath. He could feel blood
rushing to his cheeks, and he could pointedly sense each individual item
of clothing he had on, especially the garter belt. "Hey, Ben."
"Well, don't act too excited to see me," Ben said jokingly.
"I'm... well, no," Tyler stammered. "I mean, yeah, I'm glad to see you.
Just really surprised."
Amber hugged her fiance from the side and leaned her head on his
shoulder. Isaac was the next to speak: "Ben came out to the plant this
morning."
"What for?" Tyler asked. Placing both hands on the pink sheath
surrounding his well-defined hips, he alternated rapid glances between
Isaac, Ben, and Amber, trying not to let the situation overwhelm him too
much. He strained to maintain his nerves. "I mean, not that I mind, or
anything. I just... yeah, what ARE you doing way out here in Este
Golfo?"
"For the tour," Ben said. "Isaac and I talked about his job, the night
he proposed to Amber. We've kept in touch since then, and he's always
telling me new stuff about his job. I figured I'd come check it out."
"We give tours, apparently," Isaac added. "I had no idea."
"Aaaanyway..." Amber said, moving things along. "Isaac's about to die of
hunger, so we're gonna head out now. You guys wanna meet us there? We're
goin' to that Italian place across the street. We're gonna get an
appetizer or some salad or somethin', and we'll wait to order the main
course 'til you show up. Sound good?"
"You... I..." Tyler stammered, looking around the boutique in a panic as
Amber and Isaac wandered away. The electronic bell jingled again as they
exited. Now it was just Tyler and Ben, standing in the rear of the shop
together. Ben looked admiringly up at Tyler, who was still standing on
the platform, clad in his form-fitting pink bridesmaid dress. Tyler
looked off to the side.
"You look amazing," Ben said, taking a step toward the platform. "That's
what you're wearing to the wedding?"
"Yeah," Tyler muttered, still not making eye contact with Ben. He
brushed his hand across the slippery fabric over his thighs. This was
suddenly very uncomfortable. He didn't mind being poked and prodded by
Amber and the boutique owner as they sorted out the final details of the
gowns... but having Ben look at him, while he was trussed up in
something so tight - and so pink, so girly! - it was impossible for
Tyler to not fidget a bit. He knew Ben was enamored with him. Enamored
enough to ask Tyler to come to Miami with him, stay with him, live with
him...
And hell... Ben, after all, was the man whom Tyler had targeted for his
most recent unsuccessful info brokering scam. And Tyler had offered sex
to him, and Ben had turned it down, and Tyler assumed afterward that
they would never see each other again.
Their relationship was a complicated one, to put it lightly.
"You don't seem too thrilled about it," Ben replied, studying the
layered expression on Tyler's face.
"Huh?" Tyler said, snapping back to the present. He looked down at Ben
from his elevated spot on the platform. "Oh. Uh, no, it's fine. I mean,
it's what Amber wants us to wear. It's her wedding."
"True. Well, she has good taste. You do really look fantastic."
"Thank you," Tyler said. He was about to change the subject to something
less self-focused when the boutique owner reemerged from the side room.
"Oh," the owner said, seeing that her shop was nearly abandoned now.
"They left. Well, I suppose we ought to get you changed, Violet. Unless
you want to walk around Este Golfo looking like that."
Tyler sighed. "Not particularly."
"Help her on down, young man, if you don't mind."
Ben stood at attention and grinned shamelessly. "I don't mind," he said,
while offering his hand to the lovely young lady in the body-hugging
pink dress on the platform. Despite his discomfort with the situation,
Tyler took Ben's hand and stepped carefully down the platform steps,
unable to see his high-heeled shoes under the waves of organza ruffles
that hung down beyond his knees. His garters and stocking tops stretched
teasingly with every step as he went into the back of the boutique.
In the dressing room, with the help of the boutique owner, Tyler
shimmied out of the bridesmaid gown. The owner left to hang the gown up
as Tyler got back into his daytime clothes - a simple sundress and
sandals, which allowed him to open up his legs and walk normally again.
He paced around the dressing room for a minute, enjoying the freedom of
movement. He remained in the dressing room for a few minutes, habitually
fingering the spinels of his navel piercing as if for good luck,
delaying the inevitable. Ben Rosenthal was out there. He was apparently
coming to lunch with Tyler, Amber, and Isaac.
Suddenly, as though a switch had been flipped upon Ben's surprise
appearance, Tyler forgot all about wedding planning. He forgot about
Este Golfo, and the house Amber had bought, and all the enjoyable
afternoons he had spent wearing a bikini on the beach for the past month
and a half. He very nearly forgot about Violet Taylor entirely.
He remembered himself. He once again took up the mantle of Tyler
Hillman, the info broker from Miami who was temporarily waylaid in the
custom-designed body that looked like a supermodel. He remembered what
Dennis had said back in Miami, about how Tyler had been losing his edge
for a while now... and he remembered how upset he had been, during that
meeting in Dennis' office, more than a month ago. The memory stoked
something in Tyler. With the reemergence of Ben Rosenthal, Tyler felt
the need to prove himself... to prove he could still establish a target,
run his game effectively on them, and sell all their most intimate and
profitable secrets to the highest bidder.
Tyler took a deep breath, slung his purse over his shoulder, and exited
the dressing room. Ben smiled warmly at him. Tyler smiled back.
*****
Isaac had wolfed down his salad and breadsticks by the time Tyler and
Ben arrived at the restaurant. Before Tyler could sit down, Amber
invited him on a trip to the ladies' room.
"I haven't had a chance to go yet," Amber explained, as she stood up
from the table. Ben sat down at the chair across from Isaac while Amber
practically dragged Tyler to the restroom at the back of the restaurant.
Tyler couldn't help wonder what was going on.
Amber stood in front of the sinks in the ladies' room, folded her arms,
and looked expectantly at Tyler. "Well," she said toothily, "this is an
interesting development."
"Ben?" Tyler said. "Uh, yeah. 'Interesting' is one way to put it."
"Yeah... so... I have an idea."
Tyler put his hands on his hips. He knew exactly what Amber was going to
say, but he played dumb nonetheless. "An idea about what?"
"About the wedding. Because, well... I know you're disappointed about
Connie not bein' your date. And, well... I know you're a lesbian and
everythin', but I don't want you bein' lonely at the reception. You get
what I mean?"
"You want me to ask Ben to be my plus-one," Tyler said.
"He's better than nothin', right? I'm just sayin', Violet. I mean, I've
told you before, he's an interestin' guy, and good-lookin', and a
gentleman. You could do worse."
Tyler hesitated, but only for dramatic effect. He had already thought
about this. The minute he walked out of the dressing room and saw Ben
Rosenthal smiling at him, Tyler had figured out what he was going to do.
It was perfect. Violet Taylor, even after more than a month of no
contact, still had Ben Rosenthal wrapped around her finger. Tyler knew
he could get another crack at Ben's phone, easily, when the time was
right. And the rightest time would be around Amber's wedding reception.
The details of Tyler's plan could wait... right now, Amber was waiting
for a response.
"I think it's a good idea," Tyler said, after a short moment of plotting
and scheming.
"You... really?" Amber said excitedly. "Well, shit, that was easy. I
thought I was gonna have to fight you tooth 'n' nail before you'd agree
to it. Great! It'll be a lot more fun that sittin' around by yourself at
the reception. Trust me. Plus..."
"Plus," Tyler interrupted, "if I have Ben with me..."
"Yup..."
"...Other men at the wedding won't try to..."
"Exactly. See? It's perfect!"
Tyler nodded in agreement. With Ben as his official date for the
wedding, he wouldn't be subject to the advances of the groomsmen or
other bachelors at the reception. This whole idea kept getting better
and better.
"Well, good," Amber said, as she went to the ladies' room door. "I
suppose we should get back to lunch. The boys will think we fell in."
Tyler laughed as he and Amber went back to the table. Sure enough, Ben
and Isaac were talking about their businesses. He and Amber took their
seats while Isaac spouted off all kinds of scientific terms and Ben
responded with financial ones. Amber looked off into the distance, not
knowing what the hell they were talking about, and not particularly
interested in knowing.
Tyler pretended to pay attention while working on the ins and outs of
how he was going to get at Ben's phone again. Toward the end of the
wedding reception would be best. Tyler could just do what he did last
time to get access to Ben's phone - pretend to be cold, ask to borrow
Ben's jacket, and then go find somewhere private to pull the data. If
Dennis was right, and if the timescrambling security measure activated
only after six hours of the data being on an unfamiliar device... then
Tyler would have plenty of time to return Ben's phone, say his goodbyes,
change out of his bridesmaid dress, and make a break for Dennis' office
on the other side of the state. Este Golfo to Miami was a two-hour trip,
tops.
Tyler was still mentally working out his plan when he heard his name in
the periphery.
"Violet?" Amber said.
Tyler blinked a few times and turned his head. "Hmm?"
"We're talkin' about you."
"Oh," said Tyler. He sat up straight in his chair and smoothed his
skirt. "Sorry. I was off somewhere else."
"Apparently," Ben said. "We were talking about the wedding. Amber's
saying that you planned the whole thing."
"Um... well, not really. Sort of. I helped."
"Helped? Please," Amber said. "You've done all the research. You made
sure none of the vendors were tryin' to screw me over. You've been
drivin' and callin' all over town to get everything organized for me.
You've done way more work on the wedding than I have, I think it's fair
to say."
Tyler shrugged and looked off to the side. "Maybe."
"Maybe my ass. You're too modest, as always."
Tyler just smiled and shook his head. Amber spent the next few minutes
raving about how much Tyler had helped, how he'd found all these great
vendors and locations without any help from Amber herself. She mentioned
that Tyler had done basically everything, except for two things -
booking the bridal beautician for the day of the wedding, and sorting
out the bachelorette party.
"I'm in charge of that one," Amber said, deviously, as the waiter
arrived with their lunches. "And Jackson's in charge of my hair 'n'
makeup. I wonder what she has planned. Oh well, not gonna worry about
it. Jackson's never disappointed me before. I doubt she'd start now."
They ate and talked, until Isaac looked at a clock on the wall and
realized he had to rush off back to work. He kissed his future bride,
apologized to the rest of the table, and left the restaurant with half
his lunch still steaming on his plate. Amber, ever the foodie,
immediately asked the waiter for a to-go box.
*****
When Tyler, Ben, and Amber exited the Italian restaurant, ben got to
work on hailing a self-driving car for the three of them. The car
arrived a minute later, and off they went down the road toward Amber's
new house on the beach. Nobody had much to say, as they were all nearly
comatose from the pasta they'd eaten. Amber hadn't eaten much - she had
to maintain her figure for the wedding, after all, and she no longer had
the benefit of nanobots swimming around her body to keep her weight
steady. She had two to-go boxes next to her on the seat. And she was
alert, Tyler noticed. Almost as if she was up to something...
"Oh!" Amber said suddenly, after a couple blocks, as the self-driving
car went past a drugstore. "That reminds me. Hey, Ben, can you stop the
car?"
"Er, yeah," Ben said, sitting up straight and taking his phone out of
his jacket pocket. He tapped a few buttons and the car slowed to a halt.
"I forgot," Amber said. She pointed back at the drugstore on the other
side of the street. "I need to grab a few things. Allergy medicine. All
the trees 'n' flowers 'n' saltwater are doin' a real number on my
sinuses lately." She opened the car door and got out. "You guys go on
ahead. I'll be back in a bit. Make sure to put my food in the fridge!"
Before Tyler could question it, Amber shut the door and walked away
towards the drugstore. Tyler wanted to roll his eyes at how obvious
Amber was being. She didn't have sinus problems - she just wanted to
give Tyler and Ben some time alone together in the car.
Tyler recrossed his legs under his dress as the car got going again.
"She has been sneezing a lot," he lied, covering for his friend. "She's
so used to the recirculated air on the station."
Ben nodded. "Good point." He paused and looked out the window, then
looked back at Tyler only a few seconds later. "I know I keep saying
this, but it really is good to see you again."
"Thanks," Tyler said, resting his hands atop his skirt. "It's good to
see you, too."
"And it's really impressive. What you did for Amber's wedding, I mean.
It can be a lot of work. That's quite an accomplishment from someone's
who had never even been to Earth before. And you did it all in only a
couple of months?"
Tyler shrugged. "It came naturally to me," he said haughtily, teasingly.
"A lesser girl would've been overwhelmed by it all."
"I'm sure," Ben said, smirking at the unsubtle flirtation. "You're going
to be around for a while, I assume. At least until the wedding's over."
"That's the plan."
"Well, tell you what... on your way back to the spaceport in Miami, stop
by my place. We'll grab lunch, or coffee, or whatever. It'll be fun. I
can show you around town."
Tyler smiled deflectively. He didn't need to be shown around Miami. He'd
been living in Miami since before Ben had been born.
"I'd like that," Tyler said. "That'd be nice."
"And, y'know, if you want to hang out a bit before that... just give me
a call. You can meet me in Miami, or I can come out here. I'll make time
for you."
Tyler shifted in his seat. "Taking the tour of Isaac's plant wasn't the
only reason you came out to Este Golfo, was it?"
"Nope," Ben said, shaking his head. "Not at all."
Tyler blushed at this, despite himself. Ben just had that effect on him.
Tyler felt warm in all the right places - and some of the wrong places,
too. He loved the feeling of being wanted, of inspiring the desire for
companionship and intimacy in someone else. Connie Giordano had made him
feel confident, beautiful, and sexual... but Ben made him feel different
than that, somehow. There was a word for how Ben made Tyler feel, and
Tyler struggled to think of it as the car drove ever closer to its
destination. What was that word? Ben made him feel... what?
"You look like you're deep in thought," Ben observed aloud. "Everything
okay?"
"Hmm? Oh, yeah, everything's fine." Tyler straightened up in his seat,
got a hold of himself mentally and emotionally, and smoothed his dress.
"So, hey, about hanging out..."
Ben looked at Tyler expectantly with his hazel eyes. "Yeah?"
"Yeah. Are you busy next Saturday?"
Ben patted his hands against his knees. "I am now!"
*****
Another week raced by in a blur of activity. The wedding plans were set.
Everything - save for the bachelorette party and the wedding-day
beautician - was under Tyler's control. He pecked around on his pink
GammaNow QX7, messaging back and forth with the florist, as he and Amber
rode through the Everglades on the way to the Miami spaceport. Amber had
insisted on meeting up with her friends as soon as possible - she
refused to wait for them to arrive at Este Golfo unattended.
Amber bounced in her seat. "Oh, I'm so excited! Can't wait to see
everyone again. It feels like it's been a million years."
"It's only been a couple months," Tyler said, keeping his eyes on his
phone.
"Yeah, well, it feels longer." She turned away from the car window. "So
when's Ben gettin' into Este Golfo?"
Tyler put the phone down. He looked at it, somewhat forlornly, as it
rested on his knees. "Friday afternoon."
"Good. Well, I hope you don't plan on runnin' around with him that day.
That's the..."
"The bachelorette party. Yes, Amber. We all know."
"Just makin' sure. I put a lotta thought into it, and I don't want
anyone skippin' out. Two days 'til the party... three days 'til the
wedding... Oh, I can barely contain myself!"
She began fidgeting and bouncing on the seat again. Tyler smirked, shook
his head, and looked out the window. Miami's spaceport loomed ahead,
minutes away. Amber took up her phone again and began shooting messages
back and forth with everyone that had come from Saturn Beta. She smiled
and laughed, and nearly started crying, as she rocked back and forth in
anticipation.
Soon enough, the self-driving car crawled to a stop in front of the
arrivals curb. Tyler recognized the faces waiting there - redheaded Zoe
and severe-looking Lola, who was staring at her phone... and then
Jackson, who wore her raven hair down and unstyled, which looked almost
unnatural on her. A familiar-looking faded canvas duffel bag rested next
to her left foot.
Amber leaped out of the car and practically tackled Lola, who just stood
there and took it. She didn't acknowledge Tyler as he got out of the car
and put his hands behind the pleated peach skirt he wore.
"Hey, Violet," Zoe said, coming over for a hug. Tyler reciprocated.
"Hey, Zoe. Good to see you again."
In the periphery, Jackson knowingly nodded. "Miss Taylor."
"Hi, Jackson," Tyler said, before Amber engulfed her as well.
"It's so good to see y'all! Oh my god, I'm so excited." Amber stopped
speaking for a second, looking around the curb. "This isn't everyone, is
it?"
"Nah," Lola said, pointing a thumb over her shoulder. "We got a couple
stragglers dealing with their bladders. By the way, Amber..."
"Hmm?" Amber said.
"Here comes your wedding gift."
Lola pointed at the road, and everyone turned to look. A big, long,
sparkling white car was coming up the ramp.
Amber put both hands over her mouth. "You got us a limo!"
"Damn right. We got a two-hour ride ahead of us. Might as well enjoy
it."
"Lola..." Amber stammered as the self-driving stretch limo halted at the
curb. The limo was done up with white paint with silver glitter
everywhere, designed to catch attention, advertising a bridal party
within.
"We can use it the rest of the week, too. Whatever you need. It'll be
parked at your house full-time."
"Wow! Lola!" Amber exclaimed. She began bear-hugging her friend once
more. "This is perfect. Oh, god, you're so nice!"
"I have my moments. We can change it to whatever color you want, too.
It's got something called..."
"Hologramatic paint! Yup, I know all about that. All the taxis down here
have it! Other stuff has it, too. Did you know you can..."
Amber stopped, looking as though she had to force herself to shut up.
Tyler was about to ask her to finish her thought, but he was
interrupted. Jackson, looking back at the spaceport terminal, cleared
her throat.
"Speaking of wedding gifts, here comes mine."
A man walked out of the terminal, dragging a purple suitcase behind him.
Tyler thought he recognized him, somehow... and as he wheeled closer,
Tyler definitely recognized him. He had to blink a couple of times for
the familiarity of this man to register in his brain.
"Pierre?" he said.
"In the flesh, honey," Pierre said, in his flamboyant lisp. "Nice tan,
by the way. You're looking healthy... unlike me. Christ, this hypersleep
sickness is just killing me."
"Everyone, this is Pierre," Jackson said, as Pierre wheeled his bag next
to her. "Pierre is a stylist. A capable one, if rumors are true. He'll
be the one doing Amber's hair and makeup. Pierre is hoping to leave his
job at the salon on the 20th floor, and to join us at the company. The
wedding day is an audition, of sorts. If he blows everyone's minds, he
gets the job. If not, well..."
Pierre scoffed. "Please. There is no 'if not.' It's a done deal. Just
ask my girl Violet over here. She knows what's up."
All eyes turned to Tyler, who just weakly nodded. "Uh, yeah," he said,
remembering the knockout job Pierre had done on his hair and makeup
before the symphony. "Pierre's really good."
"He's also gayer than a pink unicorn drinking a tangerine-mocha
martini," Jackson stressed, "so none of you ladies need to worry about
being taken advantage of. I offered him a room at your house, Amber. I
hope you don't mind."
"Hell no!" Amber said excitedly. "The more the merrier!" Her mood sank,
just a bit, as she looked around the curb one more time. "Okay. Is that
everyone?"
"No," Zoe said, smiling at the terminal doors. "But that is."
Everyone turned to look once again. A petite young woman, with pale
brown skin and hair even darker than Jackson's, struggled with getting
her suitcase onto the curb. She eventually righted the wheels on her bag
and hauled it into the open air. As the young woman drew closer,
Jackson, Zoe, and Lola looked back at her with smirks on their faces.
Amber, however, began screaming in her patented ear-splitting way. She
leapt into the air and ran over to wrap this unknown girl in a tight
hug.
"Okay, okay," the young woman said in a small, almost squeaky voice.
Tyler had a better look at her now - she was some kind of east Asian,
possibly Korean, though Tyler couldn't be sure. No matter her ancestry,
she was adorable to look at. And she was the shortest of Amber's
friends... several inches shorter than Tyler himself, who, since his
transformation, was usually the shortest one around.
"You did it!" Amber hollered. "You actually did it!"
"I actually did it."
"Who is that?" Tyler said, leaning into Zoe's ear.
Zoe chuckled. "I'll let her tell you herself."
When finally released from Amber's clutches, the Asian girl wheeled her
case across the curb and presented herself to Tyler. She looked even
shorter - and cuter - up close than she was from a distance. She wore a
simple black blouse over an impressive, perfectly-proportioned pair of
breasts. Tight jeans wrapped around her legs and she had on a pair of
flat sandals.
"Hi," said Tyler, holding his hand out. "I'm Violet."
"Oh, I know," the girl said, shaking Tyler's hand firmly... much more
firmly than a woman would typically shake. "I've seen you around the
station a few times."
Tyler felt uneasy all of a sudden. Everyone except him was smiling -
even Jackson, who only rarely showed her teeth. "Um... okay," Tyler
said. "Well, nice to meet you."
"We've already met."
Amber laughed openly as Tyler rolled his eyes. "Okay. Great. Is there a
joke here that I'm not getting? Anyone want to fill me in?"
"I'm May Young," the new girl said.
May Young. The name reanimated a memory in Tyler... something from
months ago, a strange and awkward conversation he'd had somewhere... but
he couldn't quite place it right away.
But then it clicked.
"May Young?" Tyler said.
"Yes," May said, smiling up at Tyler with perfect teeth.
"Aw," Amber said, looking legitimately disappointed. "Violet already
knows, doesn't she? I thought I was gonna get to tell the whole story."
Tyler continued. "May... Paul?" he said, putting a hand behind his head
in disbelief. "You're Paul?!"
"Nope, sorry. I'm May Young. At least, that's what my fake passport
says."
"Ahem!" Jackson said, in a lowered voice. "Maybe don't advertise the
fact that you're carrying forgeries in the middle of a spaceport,
please!
"You people are fuckin' weird," Pierre said. He opened the back of the
sparkly limousine and grabbed a suitcase. "And I have no idea where Este
Golfo is, but maybe we should get there sometime tonight."
The other girls began loading up the limo along with Pierre. Tyler could
barely move. He stood on the curb, looking May Young over from head to
toe until an amazed smile crept across his face. This was Paul. The guy
who knocked the hell out of a handsy sleazeball at the first Ringed
Amusements event Tyler ever worked. The tall, broad-shouldered, strong-
jawed guy who was one-third bartender, one-third event security, one-
third anatomical designer, and a hundred percent burly masculinity. Paul
was a specimen. And, well... this May Young body of his was a specimen,
too, albeit a completely different kind.
"You can stop staring any time," Paul said, in his tiny voice from his
tiny body. He used what little remained of his previous muscle mass to
heft Jackson's canvas duffel bag into the limo.
"Sorry," Tyler said. He grabbed a bag and brought it around to the back.
"I just... wow, Paul. I can't believe that's you."
"It's not, for the next few days," Paul said. "Call me May. She. Her.
I'm used to it."
*****
Pierre had never heard the story of Paul Mayfield and May Young before.
So, halfway between the spaceport and the start of the Everglades, Zoe
began to tell it. May chimed in occasionally, correcting details that
Zoe had gotten wrong. When Zoe got to the part about Jackson sneakily
turning Paul into a tiny Korean woman with disproportionately large
breasts, Pierre's jaw fell open.
He looked over at Jackson disgustedly. "Jesus, lady. I'm not so sure I
wanna work for you anymore."
"You wouldn't be the first one to come to that conclusion," Jackson
replied. She turned her head toward Tyler, who was sitting on the other
end of the limo, holding a champagne flute. The limo had come with a
refrigerator, and was stocked with several bottles of booze and plenty
of glassware.
Tyler raised his drink toward Jackson. "I'll drink to that," he said,
sipping the champagne and leaving a streak of lip gloss on the rim.
"We all will," Amber said. "C'mon, Zoe, finish the story. Unless May
wants to tell it herself."
May shook her head. "I'm good."
Zoe continued. Tyler, who was seated immediately to Paul's left, kept
looking over at him as Zoe regaled everyone with the story. Tyler still
could barely believe that May Young was Paul Mayfield, transformed
temporarily. Paul seemed unfazed by the entire situation, although he
was a bit woozy from the hypersleep and the champagne.
Once Zoe ended her story, Amber piped up. "So, y'see, after me 'n' Isaac
got engaged, he told me that he was gonna have five groomsmen. He's got
a brother, and a couple best friends, and two cousins that he's really
close with. He said all five of 'em had to be in the weddin', no matter
what. So I was scramblin' to think of five bridesmaids. Obviously I was
gonna have Lola and Zoe and Jackson, since we've known eachother
forever. And Violet, too, cuz... well, Violet, I mean, I know we've only
known eachother for a little bit, but you're already one of my best
friends."
Amber was getting teary-eyed as she spoke. Tyler's eyes misted over a
bit, too. Seeing Amber get emotional caused a response in him that was
starting to feel less foreign with every passing day.
"So," Amber continued, after wiping the corners of her eyes, "I needed
one more. And I thought long and hard about it, and... well, the choice
was kinda obvious. Paul's one of my best friends, too. And he's been
female before. I figured he wouldn't mind doin' it again for a few days.
Though he hadn't made up his mind by the time I left the station with
Violet. Tell you the truth, May, I thought you were gonna chicken out."
Paul snorted. "Nah. No way. I made up my mind way before you left the
station. I just wanted it to be a surprise."
Amber looked over at Jackson. "Really?"
"Really," Jackson said, resting her champagne flute on her knee. "May
Young has actually been among us for the last week or so. She said she
wanted to get used to that body before the wedding. In order to 're-
establish her center of gravity,' she said."
"Yup," Paul said. "You ladies are a lot more top-heavy than us guys are.
I didn't want to be awkward at the wedding. Or at the reception."
Amber clapped her hands. "Oh, I can't get over how happy I am! I'm so
glad! Now Isaac won't have an odd-man-out on his side of the aisle. Oh,
shoot, speakin' of which... hey, Violet? Call up the boutique. I need to
talk to the owner."
Tyler did as he was told, then handed the pink phone across the car to
Amber. With the tumult quiet at last, Pierre looked over the six women
gathered together in the car and shook his head. "So fuckin' weird."
"Goddammit, Pierre," Zoe said, rolling her eyes. "Join the twenty-second
century already. It's only weird because you're making it weird."
A few seconds later, Amber spoke into Tyler's phone. "Yes, hi. It's
Amber... yup! So, wanted to let you know, it turns out I'll be needing
that fifth bridesmaid dress."
Amber paused for a moment as everyone in the car, save for Pierre,
glanced over at Paul. Paul fluttered his long lashes at the attention,
which made Zoe laugh.
"Yup," Amber said. "The one for the really short girl. Yup! She made it!
So... yeah, can you have that dress printed by... Okay, great! See you
tomorrow morning. Bye!"
Amber hung up the phone and handed it back to Tyler. "We are in the
clear, ladies," she said. "Everything'll be ready for all six of us
tomorrow mornin'. So we'll get up, have breakfast, then head over to the
boutique to make sure everything fits right. And then..."
Amber began rubbing her hands together, grinning shiftily at everyone
else in the car.
"What?" Lola said.
"And then," Amber said, "the bachelorette party."
"She's been scheming something for weeks," Tyler said. "And she refuses
to tell me what she has planned, so don't ask me."
"And don't ask me, neither," Amber sang. "Cuz I ain't tellin'."
Paul looked at Tyler with his dark, almond-shaped eyes, seeming somewhat
concerned. All Tyler could do was shrug.
*****
The rest of the ride to Este Golfo was full of drinking, laughing, and
storytelling. Zoe and Lola filled Amber in on what had been happening at
the company in her absence. There were no conventions currently and none
scheduled in the near future, so the girls were getting by on
freelancing alone. And since there were no conventions, there were fewer
people on Saturn Beta, which meant fewer potential clients, which meant
Ringed Amusements was going through a dry spell.
"It's a bit depressing," Jackson said, after her third glass of
champagne. "Though I suppose it's useful it this instance. It made it
easier for me to leave temporarily."
"Hey, yeah," Amber said. "What's happenin' at the company without you
there? Did you just shut the place down for a few weeks?"
Jackson scoffed. "Absolutely not. I have someone covering for me in the
interim."
"Who?"
"Renee," Tyler said, without hesitation. "I'll bet it's Renee."
"You'll bet right," Jackson said.
Amber looked around the interior of the limo. "Oh. Yeah, I guess Renee
didn't make it, huh?"
Jackson nodded. "She sends her regards. She would have liked to come,
but... well, it was a choice between going to a wedding and having the
chance to take over the company for a couple weeks..."
"Yeah," Zoe said, leaning back in her seat. "That's Renee for you.
Always trying to prove herself as a professional."
Amber shrugged. "Well, her loss. We'll have tons of fun without her."
A moment later they arrived at Amber's house, and she gave everyone a
tour. By the time the party had reached the second floor, though, the
hypersleep sickness was in full force. Amber began assigning bedrooms to
everyone. Realizing that there would be six rooms to split across seven
people, she insisted that Pierre have space to himself, since he was the
only boy.
"Not quite the only boy," Lola joked.
Everyone looked at Paul, who shrugged and took it in stride. "I don't
see any other boys around here," he said. He looked across the second-
floor hallway at Tyler. "Unless I'm forgetting someone."
Jackson smirked. Tyler blushed a bit and laughed it off, trying not to
blow his cover. The other girls, and Pierre, sniggered along with Paul.
Amber evaluated the situation aloud. "I think we better give May her own
room, too. Since she's here under... y'know... special circumstances.
And we probably better let Violet keep her room to herself, too, since
we all know how fond she is of the ladies. She might not be able to
control herself if she's sharin' a bed with one of us."
"You'd better believe it," Tyler said, furrowing his eyebrows.
"Tell ya what," Amber continued. "Lola? Since you're my maid of honor
'n' everything, how 'bout you and me bunk together? I got a huge bed in
the master. We'll have plenty of space."
Lola nodded. "Works for me. Assuming your future husband doesn't mind
the idea of you sharing a bed with a prostitute."
"He'll get over it," Amber said, winking. "All right. Anyone with
hypersleep sickness, y'all go ahead 'n' crash. Me 'n' Violet can hold
down the fort without you until mornin'."
Everyone selected their rooms as Tyler and Amber returned to the ground
floor. Amber opened a bottle of wine, cut up some cheese and crackers,
and sat down in the breakfast nook. Tyler joined her as the sound of
five pairs of feet stomped around on the floor above, along with a
chorus of toilet-flushing and suitcases being unzipped.
"It's so great to have a house full of people," Amber mused. "Didja get
everything taken care of with the flowers?"
"Yeah," Tyler said, swirling the wine around in his glass. "All set.
Everything's ready to go now. All that's left is waiting until
Saturday."
Amber sighed. "Two days. Two days and I'll be a kept woman." She looked
seriously at Tyler. "Y'think I'll be okay? Bein' married and everything.
I'll be a good wife, right?"
Tyler leaned across the breakfast table and placed his hand atop
Amber's. "Totally. Definitely. If I were a man, I'd marry the shit out
of you."
Amber laughed. Tyler did, too. And eventually the bottle of wine
migrated over to the living room, where Tyler and Amber stretched out on
the sofas and talked quietly about Amber's wonderful future until they
both, quite by accident, fell asleep.
*****
Tyler's eyes jolted open with a start as he heard the sound of a nearby
faucet. He patted down the pleated peach skirt he wore and sat up on the
sofa.
He looked over at Amber, whose eyes were still closed. He turned and
looked over toward the kitchen. There, holding a freshly-poured glass of
water, stood Jackson. Her unkempt hair was still laying lazily over her
face and shoulders. It was weird to see her like this. She almost looked
like a completely different person.
"I couldn't sleep," Jackson explained quietly, not wanting to wake Amber
from her spontaneous nap. She padded across the kitchen floor barefoot.
"I think I'm going outside for some proper unrecirculated air. Care to
join me?"
Jackson opened the sliding glass door which lead out to the deck and the
beach beyond. Tyler blinked a few times and rose from the sofa. Jackson
smiled dimly, as though she were pleased that Tyler had taken her up on
her offer. She slid the door closed behind her after Tyler walked out
onto the deck.
"I imagine the sunsets are incredible," Jackson said as she dropped into
a chaise lounge at the other end of the deck. "We're facing west,
right?"
"Right," said Tyler, easing into his own chaise. "That's the Gulf of
Mexico, right there. And, yeah, the sunsets are pretty great."
Both Tyler and Jackson took a deep breath as the sun crested downward
over the gulf. It was a nice evening. The warm air, and slight breeze,
felt good against Tyler's bare calves. Jackson closed her eyes and began
speaking.
"Do you remember," she said, "when we talked in my office, when you were
still deciding whether or not to come back to Earth with Amber?"
"Vaguely," Tyler replied.
"One thing I mentioned during that conversation was that there might be
some work for you here on Earth. The kind of work that could go toward
paying off your debt to me."
Tyler turned away from the beach to face his boss, panicky. "What did
you sign me up for?"
"I didn't sign you up for anything. Rule number one, remember. You don't
have to do anything you don't want to do."
"Okay," Tyler groaned. "What's the job?"
Jackson sat up a bit in her chaise. "You, specifically, were requested.
It seems someone on this planet is quite impressed with your wedding-
planning abilities and would like to bring you on board to help out with
a different event."
"Um," Tyler said, leaning forward on his knees. "Okay. That's...
strange. Who was it?"
"A young man named Ben Rosenthal."
Tyler's stomach caved in. "You've got to be kidding me."
"I'm not. He contacted me before we all left the station for Amber's
wedding. And he seemed... enthusiastic. Generous, too. He was willing to
pay our highest hourly rate and every extra surcharge I could dream up."
"To help him... wait, what kind of event are we talking about, here?"
"A fundraiser. Cocktail attire. Back in Miami. And, listen, Mr.
Hillman... I wasn't kidding about Mr. Rosenthal's generosity. You'd be
making more on this than you did with Connie Giordano. It's enough to
pay back the rest of your debt to me... and still have a little leftover
for yourself."
Tyler stared out at the gulf. He went over all the implications in his
head - Ben paying for event-planning services, all while Tyler planned
to steal and sell the data from Ben's phone, against the backdrop of
Ben's infatuation with the person of Violet Taylor...
"He's... interested in me," Tyler said, after a moment of silence.
"Well, obviously. I don't suppose you've bothered to tell him that
Violet Taylor is a lesbian."
Tyler didn't answer. He refused to give her the satisfaction.
"It's fine," Jackson continued. "After all, that's a good chunk of the
business at Ringed Amusements. Putting yourself on display at events and
conventions, getting men to notice you, stringing them along..."
"I'm not stringing him along," Tyler protested. Which was a lie, of
course. He had absolutely strung Ben along for a long time, even though
it was for reasons other than what Jackson had in mind.
"Well," Jackson said, mistrusting Tyler's words, "remember two things -
Ringed Amusements' rule number one, and the money. You can cut ties with
me and the company forever if you do this. And Ben can't ask you to do
anything you're not willing to."
Tyler collapsed back into the chaise and looked up at the sky. "It's too
weird. I think it's weird. I mean, yeah, I'd like to... finish up my
employment with you. But... Jesus. It'd be massively awkward."
"Well, it's about to get more awkward. He has a condominium in downtown
Miami. A fairly large one, he claims."
Tyler closed his eyes in disbelief. "He wants me to stay with him?"
"Naturally. In separate rooms, if it makes you feel better. The
fundraiser is a week from this Saturday. You wouldn't be staying with
him for long. And he would be required to keep his hands off you."
"Good."
"Unless you don't want him to."
Tyler again remained silent. God, Jackson was so, so good at tweaking
him with her words. Maybe there was something to them, though... Tyler
had, after all, allowed Ben to get close on multiple occasions. They had
kissed several times. They had held each other while dancing at the
Chicago 1926 jazz club, then held eachother even tighter and closer
during the elevator ride back to the 20th floor. They had made out
feverishly with so much passion that some of Tyler's lipstick had
streaked across Ben's mouth. And then Tyler had invited Ben into his
room at Pyramid Suites, for coffee... for sex.
Ben had refused, of course. Just like he had refused to take advantage
before, during the other time he escorted Tyler down to the 20th floor,
after Tyler had gotten blackout drunk and made himself prone and ripe
for being taken advantage of. After those two episodes, Tyler wasn't
sure Ben Rosenthal had it in him to pressure Tyler into doing
anything... intimate. If Tyler did decide to take Ben's job offer, and
live in his condo for the week leading up to the fundraiser, Ben would
likely be just as much of a gentleman as he always had been.
Likely. But possibly not...
Tyler turned to Jackson. "I'll have to think about it."
"Well, think quickly," Jackson replied. "He needs to know by Sunday.
He'll have to get someone else to help him if you're not up for it."
Jackson stood and went to the deck's short staircase, which lead down to
the sand. Once she reached the bottom step, she looked through the
railing at Tyler, who was still seated in the chaise.
"I think I'll take a walk. Get some sand in my toes."
"Be my guest," Tyler said.
"By the way, Mr. Hillman, I'm forgoing our original arrangement on this
one."
"What arrangement?"
"The first one we ever made. The one where you told me I could book you
for whatever jobs I want, so long as they don't explicitly require
prostitution on your part. We shook hands on that. We've both held up
our ends of the bargain on it, which I appreciate... and I'm sure you
appreciate it, too. The Rosenthal job, however... I'll admit it's
potentially more uncomfortable for you than anything I've booked you for
previously. So I'm not requiring you to take it. Consider it a courtesy
on my part."
Then Jackson left, walking north along the beach, leaving Tyler alone
with his conflicted thoughts.
*****
Amber and Tyler were the first ones to wake up the next morning, and
they set to work on breakfast immediately. Soon the entire ground floor
was filled with the savory smells of eggs, bacon, sausage, grits,
coffee, and biscuits covered with cheese. Slowly but surely the rest of
the crowd from Saturn Beta emerged from their rooms and made their way
downstairs. Amber kept a close eye on the clock as everyone shoveled
food into their mouths. They all seemed incredibly hungry.
Understandable, since they technically hadn't eaten anything in several
days.
Then it was off to the great room, where Pierre had Amber sit in a
folding chair before a floor-length mirror. He yanked at her hair,
twisted it, did it up with pins, curled it around his thumbs, and
flattened it out with his palms, all while going over the details of how
Amber could get herself beautified for her big day tomorrow. Lola, Zoe,
and Jackson piped in with their own opinions occasionally. Tyler and
Paul stayed off to the side without saying a word. They both felt
horribly unqualified to comment.
Once Pierre was satisfied with the plan for tomorrow's hairstyling,
Amber summoned all her girls into the big sparkly limo and ordered it
toward the bridal boutique near the center of Este Golfo. Upon arriving,
the owner ushered everyone into a private room in the back, where Amber
had her last fitting for her wedding gown. It had poofy shoulders, a
form-fitting bodice with elaborate lace detailing, a full ballgown skirt
pocked with white rhinestones, and a train that went on forever. It was
loud, attention-grabbing, and beautiful... so it suited Amber perfectly.
Removing the gown again took a few minutes, after which Amber slipped
herself into a loose, bright white sundress, which was a different
garment than she had worn into the boutique. The owner left the room
with Amber's gown and came back with a rack full of pink bridesmaids
dresses and matching high-heeled shoes. All the bridesmaids lifted their
custom-printed dresses off the rack and went into a row of private
dressing rooms behind a wall, where they stripped down to just their
panties before donning their wedding-day attire - garter belts and
stockings included. Soon everyone was helping eachother zip up and
adjust their outfits. Tyler took it upon himself to help Paul, who was
having understandable difficulty getting himself situated in the
mermaid-style gown.
"You have to put the bow on over the zipper, May," Tyler said to Paul.
Tyler had already wriggled into his own gown, pulled the zipper up to
the small of his back, and fastened the butterfly bow in place above his
shapely behind.
"Ah ha," Paul said, in his small, almost squeaky voice. He allowed Tyler
to take care of the bow as he held his arms out for balance, looking
down at the waves of pink organza ruffles that hid his feet from view.
Amber left the room silently, retreating behind the side wall where the
dressing rooms were.
"There," Tyler proclaimed, after fixing the bow. He rearranged the sash
behind Paul's shoulders so it properly hid the zipper's pull tab, then
leaned downward into Paul's ear. "Are you doing okay?" he said quietly.
Paul turned and looked at Tyler with his dark, almond-shaped eyes.
"Yeah. Fine. Why?"
"I dunno," Tyler said. "Just... y'know... making sure you're doing
okay."
Paul chuckled. "You don't need to worry about me, Violet. You've got to
remember, I've done this before. I've been in May Young's body more than
you've been in yours. Plus..." Paul paused and looked up at Tyler
judgmentally. "I actually want to be doing this, unlike you."
Tyler tilted his head. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"Oh, come on," Paul said, struggling to keep his voice low. "Last time
we talked about it, you made it pretty clear that you couldn't wait to
get your old body back."
"Well... yeah..." Tyler said. He folded his arms under his breasts,
remembering the conversation he'd had with Paul in that bar on the 39th
floor, ages ago.
Paul ran his hands over the form-fitting gown, from his shoulders to his
hips, checking the fit and the feel of the beautiful garment he wore.
"Do you still feel that way?"
"Sure," Tyler said, shrugging. "I mean, I guess I do."
"Would you go back to you old body today, if you had the chance? Right
now? You'd miss out on Amber's wedding. You'd break her heart."
Tyler sighed and put a hand on his hip. "Okay... no. You're right. I'd
rather not switch back right this instant. It'd probably rip my dress,
for one thing."
"Look, Violet," Paul said, "if there's one piece of advice I can give
you - for life in general, not just for your current situation - it's
that you always have to make the best of your circumstances. Enjoy it.
Try new things."
"Yeah, yeah," Tyler said. "You said basically the same thing back on the
station."
"Well it's good advice, so it bears repeating. Just treat it like a
vacation." Paul looked at himself in one of the back room's many
mirrors, twisting this way and that, looking at himself in the
bridesmaid dress from every angle. "That's what I'm doing. Taking a
vacation from Paul Mayfield, being part of a close friend's wedding, and
doing a few things I've never done before. That's what a vacation is."
"Things you've never done before?" Tyler said, looking at Paul through
the reflection in the mirror. "Such as?"
"Such as being a bridesmaid. Wearing a garter belt. Riding around in a
self-driving stretch limo. Going to a bachelorette party. And I might,
well..." Paul's voice went down to a whisper, and he took a tentative
step toward Tyler in his heels. "I saw an adult store when we were
driving into town yesterday. Thought it might be fun to... y'know. Grab
a few things there. I'm kind of curious to see what a vibrator's like."
"Oh," Tyler said, smiling shrewdly. He'd tried a vibrator before -
almost immediately after he'd been fully transformed into a woman, in
Amber's dorm room, practically by accident.
Paul leaned in further. "Have you ever... y'know... messed around down
there?"
"Well, sure," said Tyler. He paused, then looked at Paul with disbelief
in his eyes. "Wait. You've never..."
"Nope," Paul said. "I've been curious, but, when I was May before, I...
never really felt the need to do anything down there."
"Geez," Tyler said in a pitying way. "Take it from me... you're missing
out."
"Probably. Which is why I'm doing something about it while I'm on
vacation." His tiny voice rose to its normal volume again. "Along with
all the other experiences I've never had... like wearing a tight pink
dress, without a bra, with a bunch of ruffles at the bottom, while
standing in front of a church full of people. And chances are I'll end
up dancing with a couple men at the wedding tomorrow... never done that
before. And I'm going to enjoy all of it, because there's no reason not
to."
Paul turned away from the mirror and smiled triumphantly, as if he'd
discovered the meaning of life and was rubbing it in Tyler's face. He
walked into the center of the back room. Amber came in from the other
side of the wall and began squealing as Paul approached, raving about
how cute he looked in the dress. Zoe had to put a hand over her mouth to
hide her reaction.
"I'm not laughing at you, May," Zoe said, smiling hugely. "I'm sorry.
It's just... I haven't seen you looking like this in a really, really
long time. I'm still getting used to it."
"Getting used to what?" Paul said. He put a hand behind his head and
rocked his hips from side to side seductively. "Being outshined by a
little Korean girl?"
Everyone laughed at that one, even Tyler... and even Jackson, who was
looking less and less severe by the moment. Less tired, too. Tyler
hadn't seen her yawn once all day. She had been yawning a ton toward the
end of the convention, right before Tyler left for Earth. Tyler was glad
the she had caught up on her sleep. This trip was doing her a lot of
good. She had almost completely stopped being the conniving boss-lady
from spindle #7 on the 48th floor. Almost...
Almost. Tyler tried not to think about the discussion he and Jackson had
had last night, on the deck, regarding Ben Rosenthal's job offer.
Business could wait. Right now, Tyler was occupied with other things.
Fun things... like a vacation, just like Paul had said.
The boutique owner gave each bridesmaid a quick lookover, then claimed
that everything was fitting perfectly and didn't need to be altered
further. Amber regained that weird, devious smile on her face again.
"Okay," she said, rubbing her hands together. "Finally. Time for the
bachelorette party. Y'all go get changed."
The bridesmaids went behind the side wall, to their dressing rooms.
Tyler entered his and looked at the space where he'd hung up his blouse
and skirt... both of which were now missing. In their place was a
sundress similar in style to the one Amber had changed into, although
this one was a shocking fuchsia color. Tyler rolled his eyes at Amber's
surprise. That's what she'd been doing behind the wall while everyone
else was trying on their bridesmaids dresses - switching out everyone's
clothes.
"Dammit, Amber!" Lola shouted from behind her dressing room door. But
that was the only word from anyone on the subject, as everyone decided
to play along with whatever Amber was up to, obediently putting on their
sundresses - same style, same color.
Amber looked over her assembled cadre and put her hands on her hips.
"Well, don't you all look adorable. Five perfectly-matched bridesmaids.
Follow me."
She left the back room without another word, and everyone fell in line
behind her, wondering what the hell she was up to. Soon they were all in
the limo again as it drove down one of Este Golfo's main drags. The sun
hung high in the sky, and the limo's clock informed Tyler that it was
half past ten. How the morning had flown by...
"Are you gonna tell us where we're going?" Lola said, looking annoyed.
She picked at the fabric of her sundress. Tyler had to admit, it was
strange to see Lola wearing something so... subdued. He was pretty sure
he'd never seen her in a skirt that long before.
Narrowing her eyes, Amber looked sharply at Lola. "You'll see."
"God, fine. Y'know, it's usually the maid of honor's job to plan the
bachelorette party. This is bullshit."
"Well, the maid of honor only showed up on Earth yesterday, so her
opinion doesn't matter."
Amber and Lola playfully stared daggers at eachother, while Zoe and
Jackson rolled their eyes. Tyler and Paul, sitting next to eachother in
the limo as usual, just smirked.
"We're here!" Amber said while looking out the window. The limo halted
in front of a large, standalone building similar to Amber's new house.
Another plantation-style mansion, tall and wide with a big porch, just a
mile or two away from Este Golfo's downtown. It even had a white picket
fence, on which was mounted a sign that said LIGHT AND HARMONY DAY SPA.
Lola looked oddly at the sign and the mansion behind it. "A spa, Amber?
Your big crazy secret bachelorette party is a spa day?"
"Yup!" Amber said, exiting the limo and barging up the front walk
without bothering to wait for her bridesmaids.
"Well," Jackson said, watching Amber scamper off, "that's adorable.
Amber's insidious idea for the height of debauchery the day before her
wedding is taking us for a day at the spa. I guess I shouldn't have
expected anything remotely objectionable."
Everyone unloaded out of the limo and headed inside, where Amber was
registering everyone's names into an old-timey hardbound ledger. The spa
manager came forward from behind the reception desk, introduced herself
as Kelly, and shook everyone's hand. A door opened on the side of the
entrance room, and out came a small army of employees dressed in
identical light-green unisex tunics and white slacks. Tyler counted more
than a dozen employees representing both genders.
"Now, ladies," Kelly said authoritatively as Amber continued scribbling
in the ledger, "you have the full Light and Harmony staff all to
yourselves. The bride-to-be has booked the entire establishment for the
rest of the morning and the entire afternoon."
Zoe and Jackson hummed appreciatively at this news. "And," Kelly
continued, "you will need every minute of that, because she has the six
of you booked for just about every service we offer... and one that we
don't."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Lola said apprehensively. Kelly ignored
the question and guided Amber and her bridesmaids to a small locker room
in the back of the mansion. She instructed the bridal party to strip
completely, underwear and all, and wrap up in one of the thin, deep
purple satin robes hanging in the lockers.
"Oh," Kelly said, holding an index finger in the air, "and anyone
wearing any jewelry below the ears will want to remove it. Ankle
bracelets, toe rings, what have you."
Kelly then departed, closing the locker room door behind her. Tyler
looked down at himself and became very conscious of his navel piercing.
"You heard the lady," Amber said with raised brows. "Let's get nekkid!"
Everyone complied, eventually. Tyler was unflustered as he disrobed, as
he'd been in various states of undress several times in front of the
other Ringed Amusements employees, before every event in the 5th floor
lounge. Paul, however, was a bit hesitant, giving Tyler a disconcerting
look as he slowly removed his own fuchsia sundress. Tyler wondered if
Paul had ever showed off his feminine goods to anything other than a
mirror.
Tyler eased his navel ring out and left it with the rest of his
clothing; and despite any reservations Paul had, he and the rest of the
party were soon in their purple robes and off to a room on the other
side of the hallway. Inside were several body-length, padded tables
covered in sheets of paper... it reminded Tyler of a doctor's exam room.
Six attendants - all female - stood next to six of the tables, holding
small wooden cases in their hands.
"Ladies," Kelly said to Amber and her bridesmaids, "these fine
professionals will be your estheticians today."
Before Tyler could ask what an esthetician was, Kelly's employees opened
their wooden cases and took out small, curved metal instruments. Tyler
recognized them instantly - LHR devices. Tyler and the others were about
to get their body hair removed. Kelly bowed out of the room as her
estheticians offered their paper-lined tables to their clients.
And now, Tyler noticed, the color was starting to go out of Paul's face.
This was definitely a new level of personal, physical exposure for him.
Tyler wasn't too keen on the idea either... it was plainly obvious that
the estheticians weren't going to just be removing leg hair. Tyler
suddenly became very conscious of the bush surrounding his lower mound -
it had been a while since he'd attended to it properly.
Amber and Zoe had no such reservations, and had shed their robes and
hopped up on the padded tables near the front of the room, chatting
happily with their estheticians. Jackson and Lola followed suit.
Leaning into Paul's ear, Tyler eased the robe off his shoulders.
"Vacation," Tyler whispered to Paul. "Just treat it like a vacation,
remember? Like you said."
"I'm trying," said Paul.
"You're doing fine," Tyler said, as he shucked his robe and hopped up on
a paper-lined table, completely nude.
An interesting dynamic was forming here... because Tyler recalled a
conversation he and Paul had, months ago, back on Saturn Beta. Paul had
thoroughly encouraged Tyler to never be ashamed, or embarrassed, or
afraid while wearing the body of Violet Taylor. He had told Tyler to do
things he'd never do as a man... "really crazy stuff," those were his
words. And now Paul couldn't so much as declothe himself for some
relatively run-of-the-mill hair removal, despite the fact that five
nearby women - including his boss! - were completely nude and going
through the procedure themselves. He looked concerned as he struggled
his tiny body up onto the table. Tyler was tempted to give Paul a hard
time for not being able to take his own advice.
Tyler decided to make a point of being braver than Paul. At the
esthetician's order, he lowered his back onto the table, bent his knees,
and spread his legs, fully exposing his pussy and all the hair
surrounding it. He began conversing with his esthetician, with Zoe on
the table next to him, and with Jackson on the other side of the room,
yammering away with everyone present as if it was no big deal that his
snatch was on display for all the world to see. The esthetician worked
on Tyler's mound with her curved LHR unit, burning all his pubic hair
away with the warm blue light. Once finished, she moved onto his legs,
and Tyler snuck a peek at his nether regions. Every trace of hair had
been removed, leaving nothing to get in the way of his lower lips. It
looked extremely sexy. He would have reached down and touched it if he'd
been in private.
Across the way, Paul was staring straight up at the ceiling as his
esthetician worked on his raven-black mound. He was completely silent
and looking very uncomfortable.
"You doing okay, May?" Zoe asked as her esthetician moved on to the
reddish hair inside Zoe's armpits.
"Yeah," Paul said unconvincingly. "All good."
After a few minutes, Amber and her bridesmaids were devoid of hair from
the neck down. They all put their robes back on. Zoe came up behind Paul
and put her hands on his shoulders, trying to rub the stress away. She
could tell how awkward the hair removal process had been for him.
Kelly appeared a few seconds later, thanked her estheticians, and guided
her customers into the next room. It was dimly lit inside, and several
identical, pitch-black pods were lined up along a wall. Kelly explained:
these were sensory deprivation pods, custom-built for the ultimate in
relaxing baths and aromatherapy. Once inside, the client would hear and
see nothing - only the senses of smell and touch would be stimulated for
as long as the treatment lasted. Amber smiled excitedly; her bridesmaids
looked at the pods with nervous curiousity.
A minute later, everyone stood and waited by their assigned pod as the
spa employees fiddled with some knobs on a control panel outside. Then
the tops of the pods opened mechanically, and Amber and her bridesmaids
were instructed to take off their robes again. Tyler submerged his nude
body into the warm, slippery-feeling water inside the pod and lowered
his head against a raised headrest. He shut his eyes and sighed
contentedly.
A couple minutes later, the lid of Tyler's pod lowered and closed with a
hissing sound. Tyler found himself in complete darkness and utter
silence, which made him a bit uneasy; but then a few low-pressure jets
began gently, inaudibly churning the water in the pod, which relaxed
Tyler almost immediately. A short moment went by before a pleasant,
floral smell filled the pod. Time melted away as Tyler became more and
more relaxed. He saw nothing and heard nothing... he only felt the water
swirling around his feminine body and breathed deeply the scent of a
garden in full bloom.
A long time passed, devoid of light and sound. Eventually the treatment
ended and the lid to Tyler's pod opened again. He opened his eyes,
wondering if he'd fallen asleep. The other girls sat up in their pods,
bare-breasted and wide-eyed. Even Paul was looking much better - all the
color his adorable face had lost in the hair-removal room had returned,
and his fantastic tits hung off his chest without shame.
"That," said Zoe to nobody in particular, "was fucking amazing."
"Mm-hm," Amber agreed, stretching her arms and emitting a massive yawn.
"I reckon I could spend all day in there."
"I feel like I have," Lola added. "How long were we in there?"
Amber stopped stretching. "Well, I paid for an hour, so it better have
been an hour. Guess we should get our robes back on, huh?"
Grudgingly, the group extracted themselves from their pods. Once
appropriately attired in their robes, everyone followed Kelly out of the
sensory deprivation room. She took them to another dimly-lit room, this
time full of fleece-padded massage tables. The room was staffed by
twelve attendants - and, to Tyler and Paul's chagrin, all of them were
male.