After Our Life Swap (Prestige and Service)
By Susannah Donim
A wealthy man decides to trade places with his maid, but what happens
next? [This is fan fiction; an homage to my all-time Fictionmania
author, the great Belladonna. "Life Swap - Prestige and Service" is
probably my all-time favourite Belladonna story. One of the things I
love most about her work is how she often leaves the ending dangling, so
we can all enjoy imagining what would happen next. Will the
continuation be happy or sad; comedy or tragedy? Well this is what I
think might happen after Frank Fearnley decides to swap lives with his
central American maid, Isabella. I strongly advise you to read the
original first, but then who needs to be encouraged to read anything by
Belladonna?]
Part 1 - Life Swap - Prestige and Service by Belladonna
Part 2
Of course Mr Fearnley (as I now always respectfully referred to him) had
to make certain arrangements to facilitate Isabella's and my new lives.
He expanded his Country Club membership to include Isabella. He set up
a bank account for her, and a credit card with a $10,000 limit. The
account was regularly topped up, and the credit card debt paid off, by
monthly direct debit from Mr Fearnley's account, which also paid my
share of the rent in the girls' apartment. Mr Fearnley also set up a
bank account for me and arranged for my meagre wages to be paid into it.
Obviously I was not given a credit card!
As Mr Fearnley I also took certain precautions to protect myself. I was
well aware that Isabella's treatment of me had changed since we first
began our life swap. It was now several months since we had last slept
together, and although I was as much in love with her as I had always
been, I was no longer sure how far I could trust her. I therefore
quietly arranged for Frank's replacement documentation - passport,
drivers' licence, bank cards, etc. When they arrived I stashed them
somewhere safe with a minimal set of men's clothes. I still hoped that
I would never need to use them.
Meanwhile I was settling in nicely with Encarna, Elena and Sara.
Although Isabella hadn't told them I was really Frank Fearnley, I'm sure
they had guessed when she had to admit my real gender. Who else could I
be? Our whole life swap arrangement explained Isabella's meteoric rise
in the world. Of course they were as baffled by my willingness to take
on her lowly existence as Paolo's girls had been, but their reaction was
quite different. At first they were amused. Then they began to wonder
if by being nice to me they could get something out of me - as Isabella
had. Finally they seemed to accept me as a slightly older (and much
uglier) one of them.
The apartment had only two twin bedrooms, so obviously one of them would
have to share with me. Sara flatly refused to share with a man, even
one as effeminate and emasculated as me, and Elena too was far from
keen. But Encarna was quite blas? about it.
"Don't be so silly, it's just Eva. She's harmless! And anyway if she
tries anything on with me, I'll cut her thing off, and that'll solve all
our problems!"
So she volunteered - but insisted that she and I got the larger bedroom
as part of the deal.
In the apartment we mostly spoke in Spanish, which was really good
practice for me, and Isabella encouraged me to speak it at work too.
Because of my Spanish mother I had been nearly fluent when I was in my
teens, but I had let it lapse. Now within a matter of weeks I was
speaking the language like a native again, and it had become second
nature. Somehow it also helped me to keep the pitch of my voice higher
and within the acceptable range for a female. Outside, at the store and
on the bus, I amused myself by speaking broken English with a strong
Hispanic accent.
Apart from Madam Isabella the only people I spent time with now were
shopkeepers and other domestics. As Frank I had rarely spent any time
with the working classes. Now I was fully one of them and found their
company much more enjoyable than Frank's upper-class friends. My new
companions were forthright, earthy and honest. They said what they
thought with no dissembling or hypocrisy, in fact they - literally -
didn't know the meanings of the words.
Increasingly Isabella was treating me as the poor immigrant domestic
worker I appeared to be. There were no more secret winks and grins.
When I had served her meals or finished helping her bathe and dress - a
duty I particularly enjoyed - she dismissed me curtly. I felt the rough
edge of her tongue if I entered or left her presence without a
respectful curtsey, old-fashioned as that felt. She had never curtseyed
to me properly in our past lives.
So this wasn't a game anymore, and while I couldn't be happier with my
life now, I was well aware how weird the situation was, and couldn't
help wondering about the future. I assumed Isabella would eventually
marry one her many rich suitors from the country club. Then what would
become of Eva and Frank?
* * *
Inevitably I was still an outsider at the apartment. The other girls
all had extensive and complicated love lives and were very active
socially. I wasn't able to join in with any of these activities, partly
because I had no interest in picking up men at parties or night clubs,
but also because I wasn't confident of 'passing' in such places. When
the girls went out on the prowl they wore very short, provocative and
figure-hugging outfits. I was only able to get away with my disguise
because my maid's uniforms and the few other second-hand outfits I had
were quite the opposite - loose, frumpy, and unfashionable. My skirts
all fell to well below the knee. I couldn't wear pants, as I lacked the
necessary feminine curves. Although my face was still youthful, even
girlish, my clothes, hair and makeup all screamed 'middle-aged
housewife'.
One Friday evening, after another exhausting week at Madam Isabella's
beck and call, I was sitting on my bed reading a women's magazine.
Encarna was at our vanity getting ready for an exciting night out.
"You know, you could make a lot more of yourself if you tried, Eva," she
said. "Then you could join us - we'd be glad to have you."
"We've talked about this," I sighed. "You know I don't want to go out
looking for men."
"Oh, but there's a lot more to a night out than that! You can have a
great time drinking, dancing and flirting - mostly at someone else's
expense - and all without taking a lover to bed afterwards. Anyway you
could always pick up a girl! There are plenty of hot lesbians at
Ricky's Club."
"And what would be the point of that?" I laughed. "A lesbian would be
just as angry with what she found in my panties as a male lover! I
would need to find someone specifically looking for a she-male. Not so
easy - they don't advertise on Craig's List!"
"Actually they probably do - or certainly somewhere on the internet.
Have you looked?"
"No, I haven't! Anyway Madam Isabella wouldn't like it. It could lead
to her being exposed..."
"And of course she's the boss of you!" she snorted. "Well, have a nice,
quiet evening. I'll try not to wake you when I get back." She changed
the subject. "By the way, could you have a look at the washer while
we're out? It's been on the fritz all week."
"I'll try, but I don't really know much about machinery."
"Hmph! If only we had a man about the house!"
She stomped off. I tried not to take that remark personally.
* * *
Later that evening I did go and check out the washing machine. There
were no signs of life; it wouldn't even turn on. It was very old and
obviously out of warranty. The girls' stingy landlord had probably got
it second-hand in the first place.
So the following morning I called the multiple store Mr Fearnley had an
account with. I realised that I wouldn't get any priority if I called
as Eva Vasquez, immigrant domestic worker, so I would have to put on my
long-unused male persona. I hoped none of my roommates would hear this,
but it was still early and the others were either asleep or, like
Encarna, didn't make it home last night.
"Hello," I began, remembering just in time to speak properly in English,
but still struggling to remember what my original voice sounded like. I
cleared my throat and tried to find a lower pitch. "This is Frank
Fearnley of St George's Park. I'd like to make use of the priority
service I have on my account with you."
It was also a struggle to sound authoritative after so long being a
softly spoken, diffident maidservant, and while sitting at the girls'
kitchen table in my nightie and curlers.
"Certainly, Mr Fearnley." There was a brief pause as the operator
called up my details on her computer. "Oh yes sir, you have our premium
service. What can we do for you?"
"I would like a new washing machine installed. I'm not too concerned
about the brand as long as you can do it today."
"Let me just check that, sir." There was another pause. "Yes, sir.
Your premium service guarantees a twenty-four-hour turnaround even at
weekends. We'll have to juggle the schedule, and it might not be done
till this evening, but we can definitely do it today."
"The machine is not actually for myself. It's a gift for my maid - to
be installed at her apartment."
"That would be no problem, sir. Would you like to discuss the make and
model?"
While I was at it, I decided to get the girls a dishwasher too. I was
fed up of seeing all the dirty dishes in the kitchen sink, and in any
case we maids had quite enough washing-up to do in our day jobs, without
having to look forward to more when we got home. There was an empty
space next to the washer, with all the necessary pipework, but the
landlord had never provided a machine.
Encarna showed up just before lunchtime. I told her I'd called a
service engineer for the washer. She nodded but didn't seem very
interested.
Two men came later that evening and installed a brand-new washing
machine and a dishwasher. The other girls were out on their Saturday
night dates while the work was being done.
Although the new machines made our home lives much easier, Sara and
Elena never said anything about them. I guess they assumed the landlord
provided them. But Encarna was delighted when she saw them and thanked
me with a hug and a kiss. I asked her not to say anything to Isabella.
* * *
I must have been half-dead inside for years because I hadn't realised
just how unhappy I'd been as Frank Fearnley, idle rich dilettante. It
wasn't just my horrible family, or the awful people I spent time with at
the Country Club, the Yacht Club, the Golf Club and any number of Night
Clubs. Frank's existence had been so pointless. He contributed
nothing; he made nothing. Just about the only good he did in the world
was to provide employment to the likes of Isabella, but even that
humiliated a good person who didn't deserve it. She probably wouldn't
have regarded her old life as my housemaid a humiliation at the time,
but she surely would now - now that she had experienced life as a rich
lady. I could go back to being Mr Fearnley anytime (although Isabella
might not be aware of that!) but there was no way she could go back to
being a maid. Nevertheless she was still reliant on Mr Fearnley for her
lifestyle. So in a way we were both stuck in our new lives...
Fortunately I was feeling more and more comfortable every day as Eva,
the poor immigrant domestic, and relieved not to have to look at Frank
in the mirror. Also I loved sharing an apartment with three girls, as
one of them. For maids they were all surprisingly untidy. There were
tights and panties - clean and dirty - everywhere; on the bedroom
floors, drying on radiators, hanging over the bath. Everywhere I looked
I saw femininity, something I had dreamed of my whole life. In
principle we took it in turns to do the laundry, but once the others
were confident I wouldn't ruin their lingerie doing the ironing, somehow
it always seemed to be my turn. I didn't mind. I loved the domestic
jobs. They took to calling 'Thanks, Mom!' when I returned their clean
bras and knickers to their drawers. That was nice too.
I wondered what Silvina would have thought of me now. I hoped she would
have been proud that I didn't grow up like my father, an arrogant,
thoughtless, faithless playboy. On the other hand, no mother - and
Silvina was to all intents and purposes my real mother - wanted her son
to be an effeminate sissy. Not that I saw myself that way. I was Eva,
a plain immigrant maidservant, not some hopeless, deluded transvestite.
I stopped my fruitless musing. I was happy with who I was and my way of
life. Frank Fearnley's home was now just my place of work, not
somewhere I wanted to live. I assumed Isabella felt the same in her
role as my employer. She seemed to be enjoying herself here in
California, just as she had on the island. She was much more confident
now, having been living the good life for months. She had become
accustomed to flattering male attention in Spanish-speaking Nueva, and
her English was improving steadily.
She bought fancy clothes; she visited the spa and the beauty parlour;
she played tennis; she had many gentleman callers; she danced all night
- while I shopped and cooked; travelled by bus; cleaned the house; and
did Madam's laundry. But now, finally, I felt I was being useful.
Okay, it was on a very small scale, but I'd never had any ambitions to
change the world. If I could make just one person happier I'd be
content, and if that person was someone I loved, that would be all I
could ask for.
I didn't interact with her guests. I was comfortable enough as Eva in
the supermarket, an anonymous, plain, dumpy woman in a second-hand dress
and shabby coat. Nobody looked at me twice. But neither of us thought
my appearance was sufficiently convincing to fool a visitor who might
have met Frank at a society affair. So Isabella had to answer the door
herself, which some of her visitors found odd, knowing that she had a
maid. She usually muttered something about her girl being a little
stupid and hopeless at English.
So when Encarna again suggested testily that she and the other girls
could help me with my appearance, I had cause to rethink. Could they
make me unrecognisable?
Also she made a good point when she said I was only living half of
Isabella's old life. If this was to be a proper 'life swap', I should
try to emulate the life of a single, albeit poverty-stricken, immigrant
girl more closely.
* * *
One of the many venues my roommates frequented at the weekends was a
drag club, which I found ironic, but it meant they had some useful
contacts. So one Saturday afternoon Encarna and I joined a Hispanic
drag queen called Splendora backstage as she was relaxing after a
matin?e. Her first move was to introduce herself.
"I'm Salvo," she began. "For God's sake don't call me 'Splendora' off
stage. I hate that stupid name!" She was removing her over-the-top
stage makeup.
"Thanks for helping us out, Salvo," said Encarna. "This is Eva."
"And she wants to pass better as a girl, right? And we're talking about
in real life, not on stage?"
"That's right. She's a housemaid. Her employer knows who she really
is, but she wants to be more convincing to everyone else."
"And I assume we're not looking at anything permanent for the moment?
No hormones, implants, or SRS?"
Encarna looked at me. This felt like a 'moment of truth' situation.
Just how permanent did I want this life swap to be? We could assume
Isabella wanted it to be forever, but did I? I was certainly happy with
the way things were - happier than I'd ever been in my life - but did I
want to face a lifetime of servitude and poverty? After all, I couldn't
hope for the escape route of marrying a rich man...
"Not for the moment," I whispered hoarsely. "Just better padding, or
something. Whatever you can recommend." I looked down, embarrassed.
"No problem. As it happens I'm an agent for a cross-dressing service,
and I keep a pretty full range of our products here at the club - to
help out new gurls. The best stuff - and you will need the best stuff -
is pretty expensive though." He appraised my ill-fitting frumpy dress
from a charity shop. "Can you afford it?"
"My employer's paying," I said. Encarna looked at me quizzically. "Not
Madam Isabella - Mr Fearnley." She snorted.
"Now, you obviously shave your body hair," Salvo continued. "That must
be a nuisance. Why don't you wax?"
"Well, you can't do it to yourself, can you, apart from your legs? And
I never had the courage to go to a salon."
"It must be really uncomfortable. Don't you get a rash?" I nodded.
"Well, I can recommend someone who'll do your waxing for you and be
discreet, but again if you want it to be permanent you should consider
electrolysis or laser treatment." I was doubtful and must have shown
it. He continued, "And while you're at the salon, you can get something
done about your hair."
"But I'm a maid. It's not appropriate for me to have an expensive
hairdo."
"I'm not suggesting that. Anyway it won't be expensive to have it cut
properly in a feminine style and conditioned to give it more body. Most
hairdressers I know are happy to help out working women like you without
charging the earth." He grinned. "They only charge rich ladies
exorbitant fees."
The suggestion that I was now a member of the impoverished female
underclass gave me another little thrill.
"They can teach you a little more about make-up too. Presumably your
mistress likes you to wear a little subtle make-up during the working
day?" I nodded again. "They can also teach you how to do something a
little more dramatic for the evenings. Now let's talk about prostheses
- what you called 'padding'. Where did you get those breast forms - on
the internet?"
"Well, yes, actually..."
"We can do much better." He went over to a cupboard in the corner of
the dressing room and started rummaging through a drawer. "I'll need to
measure your chest - without your current forms in - but I think these
should be about right. Slip your dress off."
Encarna unzipped me and I stepped out of my cheap, floral dress,
uncomfortable at my unfeminine body being exposed in my bra and
knickers. Salvo removed my old falsies and slipped two new ones into my
bra.
"These will suit your body shape much better, and they'll move just like
the real thing. You should stick them to your chest to get the full
effect - but wait till you're properly waxed. I'll give you some
medical adhesive and solvent. You'll need to remove the forms every
couple of weeks to clean them - and yourself - properly."
He stood back to inspect my new bosom.
"Those are much better for your frame, but that bra's no good. It's too
small and the wrong shape." He was rooting through another drawer.
"Try this." He held out a beautiful, lacy confection.
With Encarna happily acting as my lady's maid we changed my bra and
slipped the new forms into it. I went to the dressing room mirror to
inspect my new bosom. I turned sideways to view my profile. It was
amazing! I noticed that Encarna was watching me, goggle-eyed.
Salvo was looking through another drawer. "Okay, let's do something
about your butt - well, hips, thighs and buttocks. You'll need a gaff,
but for the moment just get your panties off and try these."
It was a bit late in the day to be shy in front of these two, so I
complied without further objection. I tucked myself back and stepped
into the padded knickers Salvo gave me. They were very comfortable, but
I felt like I was sticking out a mile behind!
"They look really good!" said Encarna. "She's got a real bubble-butt!"
"Yeah," agreed Salvo, "they work well. But now we need to do something
about your waist. You're quite slim for a man - though you could stand
to lose a few pounds - but to look really feminine, you need your waist
to narrow more above your new wider hips."
He passed me yet another contraption from his stock. It looked like a
cross between a thick belt and a narrow corset.
"This is called a waist cincher. You should wear it all the time to
train your waist but keep it fairly loose during your working day.
Tighten it as much as you can bear when you're out for the evening."
Encarna fastened it around me and tightened it until I protested.
"Okay," said Salvo, when Encarna had done her worst and I was sure I was
going to die from being cut in half. "Put your dress back on and let's
see how much better you look."
The effect of the shapewear was dramatic. I now had a genuine hourglass
figure, albeit on the plump side. My second-hand dress had an
elasticated waist. Before I had donned the waist cincher it was
stretched to the limit and I was 'straight up and down'; now I was all
feminine curves - with a noticeable waist.
Salvo made me an appointment at his favourite salon on my next day off
to get an all-over waxing and a feminine hairdo. I waited till Encarna
went to the Ladies' before using Mr Fearnley's bank card to pay for the
prostheses and shapewear, with a generous tip to Salvo for all his
advice. He smiled warmly and we exchanged girly 'mwah-mwah' kisses. I
felt wonderful.
When I got back to the flat I tried on my uniform and was delighted what
a difference Salvo's shapewear and breast forms made. With my hair up
in a utilitarian maid's bun I felt I looked really convincing as Eva for
the first time.
* * *
The following Saturday I spent the morning at the salon Salvo
recommended. First I had my long, untidy hair conditioned and trimmed
into a feminine bob with bangs. The new 'do' framed my face much
better, concealing my few masculine features and enhancing the feminine.
While my hair was drying I was waxed all over. It was horrible, and I
decided then and there to arrange to have all my body hair removed by
laser treatment. That would be permanent but what did it matter? Even
if I returned to being Frank one day, there were plenty of men in the
world with no body hair.
Finally the salon owner helped me with my makeup, talking me through
what would be best for my colouring, for work as a housemaid, and for an
evening out. She couldn't make me an expert in a morning, but now I
understood the principles for the first time. I bought what I needed
from her, at a considerable discount. I gratefully promised to be a
regular customer.
Mr Fearnley paid for the waxing - after all, that was a part of my
transformation, like the prostheses and shapewear - but I needed to pay
for my hairdo and makeup myself. Even though they weren't expensive, as
Salvo had promised, they made a considerable dent in my savings.
After the salon I met up with the other girls to do our weekly grocery
shop and to go window-shopping at the local mall. They all enthused
about my new hairstyle, and Encarna persuaded me to celebrate by buying
a new dress. She came into the fitting room with me and tightened my
waist cincher as much as I could bear. Eventually I got a pretty A-line
dress in green silk - the first 'girly' dress I had ever had. It was
daringly short! It was also cheap but cost enough to wipe out the rest
of my savings. Ironically, it meant that I could now get dolled up, but
couldn't afford to go out!
I finally began to feel part of the group when they invited me out on
the town with them that night. After a particularly back-breaking week,
made worse by the long round trip bus journeys to Isabella's house, I
was looking forward to putting my feet up and getting an early night.
Encarna came bounding into our bedroom at about four o'clock.
"Come on, babe, we're going out dancing tonight!" I groaned. "Get your
boobs and butt on, and I'll help you with your hair and makeup. You can
wear your new dress - or you might like to try my metallic grey mini."
"I can't!" I said, "I'm completely broke."
"Don't be silly! You're a girl, Eva, and quite a pretty one at that.
You won't be paying for anything tonight."
And so, padded, cinched, coiffed, made up and perfumed, I began a new
aspect of my life as Eva Vasquez, penniless immigrant domestic servant,
and now good-time girl.
* * *
I made it clear to the others that I was flat broke but they laughed it
off.
"If you have to pay for anything yourself, you're not trying," Elena
hooted.
"Just do as we do," added Sara. "Obviously you'll have to settle for
our leavings, but you're still quite pretty enough for a free ride all
night. Just don't let anyone take advantage. If they try and get in
your panties, tell them you're on the rag and offer a BJ."
I blanched.
"She's joking," said Encarna. "You don't have to do that with anyone
you've just met. That only happens on the second date." She realised I
wasn't reassured. "Don't worry, honey, I'll look out for you. Just
make sure you stay in my sight - don't let anyone take you outside or in
the back."
And they were right. Even in this day and age there were night clubs
where women got in free - if they were sufficiently attractive, which we
were as a group, even with me bringing down the average. And once
inside there were plenty of men willing to shell out for our drinks in
exchange for a dance. I copied the others' moves and soon started to
enjoy myself. Frank had been a hopeless dancer, but as Eva I seemed to
have fewer inhibitions.
I had dreaded what would happen when the music shifted to slow dancing,
but it wasn't as bad as I'd feared. My partner moved in and clasped me
round the waist, but it was actually quite pleasant. He was smart, and
clean, and only smelt of cheap cologne. Half-way through the song, his
hands began to move down to my butt, but I didn't notice at first,
because of the padding. He tilted his head back to gauge my reaction,
at which point I realised what he was doing. I smiled but reached round
to pull his hands back up to my waist. He grinned and didn't push it
any further.
At the end of the second slow song I indicated I needed a break. He
followed me back to our table where Encarna was chatting to the man she
had been dancing with.
"So, how are you enjoying your first night out as a fashionable young
lady?" she asked, when our partners went off to fetch more drinks.
"I can definitely see the attraction," I laughed. "The problem is, I'm
not gay, and I don't really want to dance with men. I'm pretty sure
he'll try to kiss me soon, and I'm not sure how to handle that."
"Well, I know somewhere else we can go, which might suit you better."
When they returned with drinks the boys pressed their phone numbers on
us, and we dutifully popped them in our handbags, but refused to return
the favour. After a couple more dances, and one fairly chaste kiss, I
was able to break away, and Encarna and I took off. I was curious to
see what she had in mind for a venue that would 'suit me better'.
It turned out to be a garish, colourful night club, two streets from
where we started. We were inside and half-way down the stairs to the
basement dance hall when I realised.
"It's a gay bar!" I exclaimed. "I told you I wasn't gay..."
I turned to Encarna. She was looking at me quizzically with a twinkle
in her eye.
Then it hit me. "Oh, d'you mean that you and I could..."
"You're quite slow on the uptake, aren't you, sweetie?"
She grabbed me and hauled me onto the dance floor. We gyrated around
our handbags to dance music, both fast and slow. We kissed and cuddled
in front of dozens of gay couples, the only hetero pair in the club (as
far as we knew) and hiding in plain sight as hot lesbians!
* * *
Later back at the apartment we frantically began to undress each other.
Down to her bra and panties Encarna was gorgeous. She had to restrain
me from ripping off the grey sequinned dress she had lent me, but it had
been so long since I had held a woman, I was a pushover. I stared at
her beauty, goggle-eyed.
"You really aren't gay, are you?" she grinned, pulling down my padded
panties, and eyeing my rising manhood. "I've been dying for this. I've
wanted it since helping to feminise you properly last week at Salvo's.
There's something so hot about a guy disguising himself as a girl. And
you're really good."
She unhooked my bra. My breasts fell forward, but their adhesive held.
She laughed and cupped them with her hands. I could feel her jiggling
them through the flesh where they were attached to my chest.
"I always assumed you'd be disgusted, or just laugh at me," I said.
"Don't you prefer strong, macho guys?"
"Meh, they're a dime a dozen," she sniffed, "and most of them are pretty
obnoxious - at least the ones I've met. Maybe I've just been unlucky.
But I like you, Eva, I enjoy your company. I don't think of you as a
man anyway. You're a girl with... something extra." She laughed.
"Pretty much ideal, actually!"
"That's how I feel about myself too," I admitted, as we got into her
bed. "I've come to hate the man I was. He seems like a completely
different person now."
"Okay, that's pretty weird..." she said. "Ooooh, keep doing that!"
I guess foreplay is like riding a bike. It had been a while, but I
remembered the technique pretty well. Maybe living as a woman helped.
"But just so we're clear - this isn't love," she maintained. "It's
'friends with benefits', okay?"
"Understood," I replied, at which point the 'benefits' silenced us both
for a while. In any case, there was only one woman I would ever love,
and she was way out of my reach now.
After that evening we pushed our two single beds together.
* * *
"Eva, get in here!"
Madam Isabella was summoning me. I was in the kitchen washing up after
breakfast. It was mid-morning, one Monday. I dried my hands on my
apron, hung it on the peg on the back of the kitchen door, and hurried
into the sitting room.
I bobbed a little curtsey, as she required. "You called, Madam?"
"Would you care to explain this?"
She indicated a photograph on her laptop. I noticed that it was on
somebody's Facebook page. It showed four girls in party clothes
laughing together as they stopped in the street to listen to a busker.
Three of them were Encarna, Elena and Sarah. The fourth girl, in a
green dress, was turned sideways and her face was obscured by her dirty-
blonde bobbed hair.
I recalled that the picture was taken by an old boyfriend of Elena's the
previous Saturday evening as we were all making our way to a nightclub.
He must have put it on his Facebook page. I supposed Isabella must have
been one of his 'friends'.
"I'm not sure what you mean, Madam," I began. "I've been going out with
the girls for the last few Saturdays and..."
"When did you start going out clubbing?" Isabella interrupted. "Do you
really think that's appropriate for someone in your position?"
"It was Encarna's idea, Madam. She said she didn't understand what I
got out of this 'life swap' thing, but if I was going to do it, I should
do it properly."
"What did she mean by that?" she snapped.
"Well, as she saw it, I was only taking on the working life of an
immigrant domestic worker. I should experience her leisure time too.
She said that you often went out dancing when you lived with them...
Madam."
I hesitated as Isabella seemed to be getting angry.
"Did you dance with any men? Good heavens, did you think about what
might happen if one took a fancy to you? Or was that something you
wanted to happen?"
"Oh no, Madam!" I swallowed. "Although I couldn't really avoid dancing
with a couple of boys. They were very pushy."
"I'll bet! Slow dances?"
"Um, yes, Madam."
"You little slut! That dress looks very thin." She indicated the
photograph. "What if your partner had felt your... thing? He'd have
beaten you to a pulp, and then where would we be?" She was horrified.
"There was really no danger of that, Madam. I was wearing very tight
shapewear. And Encarna was watching out for me. Whenever she saw
anyone getting too, um, amorous, she came over and rescued me."
I didn't mention that we only went to regular nightclubs for the first
half of the evening. Isabella didn't need to know that Encarna and I
usually finished up at the gay bar where we could be ourselves.
"And where did you get that dress?"
"I paid for it out of my wages, Madam. Apart from my bus fares and my
share of the household costs I have nothing else to spend my money on.
I've been saving. I never used to go out..."
"Well, I am not at all happy about you spending your time off in this
way. It's much too dangerous. I'm going to have to speak to Encarna."
I wondered what on earth she could say. Encarna and the others were
already jealous enough of her situation. They would probably tell her
to mind her own business, but I couldn't see how that could work out
well for me.
"By the way, Eva," Isabella continued. "There's something different
about you, isn't there?"
"Is there, Madam? I'm not sure what you mean..." I said, quite sure
what she meant.
"Your tits and ass, girl! They're bigger, aren't they?"
Good grief! Was she only just noticing that now? I'd been wearing my
padding for weeks now. She had been right - no one notices a maid.
"Oh, er, yes, Madam. Encarna thought I needed a bigger bust and, er...
um, bottom, to balance my thick waist."
"And you've had your hair done too, haven't you? My God, what is she
doing to you?" she said, exasperatedly. "Oh, never mind. Get back to
your duties, for heaven's sake."
"Yes, Madam." I bobbed another curtsey and scuttled back to the
kitchen.
* * *
Isabella's reaction to the latest developments in the life of her maid
gave me a lot to think about. For several months now I had been happy
enough for our exchange to be mainly for my mistress's benefit. After
all, I had been born with everything and had made myself thoroughly
miserable. She had had none of my advantages. I felt she deserved some
good times...
As for me, I'd been 'treading water' as Eva until Encarna took me in
hand (so to speak). Now I was enjoying the life of the single girl:
poor but happy. I loved being Eva. Isabella was now a rich lady,
surely wealth wouldn't make her miserable too?
I wasn't there in the evenings or at weekends, so I didn't see anything
of her gentlemen callers, and in any case I tried to avoid contact with
any of them in case they were people who knew Frank Fearnley. But I saw
enough of them from a respectful distance to realise that very few
gentlemen appeared twice, and recently visitors were becoming less
frequent. I also noticed that Isabella seemed less excited about life.
She went out less. When I left after serving her dinner, she was
usually lounging in front of the TV, making inroads into Frank's wine
cellar.
When we had first returned home from Nueva, my first job in the
mornings, after serving my mistress breakfast in bed, was always to pick
up the discarded evening dresses, sexy lingerie, stockings and heels,
and to arrange for the necessary dry-cleaning, laundry and ironing
(which all made me feel like a proper maid). But now I rarely needed to
pick up her discarded evening clothes, because she was staying at home
at night. The new jewellery and make-up she had bought would have been
gathering dust on her dressing table if I hadn't been such a
conscientious housemaid. And increasingly often I found her pillow damp
in the mornings when I was making her bed.
I wanted to say something, but how could I? It would be completely
inappropriate for a maid to ask her mistress if she was unhappy, and if
I broke character and asked her as Frank, it could all be over. I
didn't want that for myself, and I assumed if Isabella wanted it... well
she was in charge, wasn't she?
I couldn't help but worry about her, but as it turned out, the situation
was about to be resolved...
* * *
It was a Friday evening around eight-thirty. I had nearly finished the
washing-up after dinner, and was hoping to make the 8.45 bus back to the
city, when the doorbell went. As always, I ignored it, but was alert in
case Madam Isabella felt it would be safe to call me to attend to her
and her guest. I heard a male voice in the hall and then two raised
voices - his and Isabella's. There was a crash as the front door was
slammed shut. Isabella screamed. Without thinking, I grabbed a broom I
had left leaning against the pantry door and rushed out into the hall.
It was Barry Richardson, a leading member of the Country Club tennis
set. He had Isabella by the arm. She was struggling to break free but
he was far too strong for her.
"...teach you, you little prick-tease!" he was bellowing.
Isabella was in tears and squealing something unintelligible in Spanish.
I couldn't make it out despite my near proficiency in the language,
partly because her strong Central American accent had taken over from
the gentile Castilian she had taken to using, and partly because of the
colourful vocabulary, in which I wasn't quite as proficient.
Barry hadn't seen me behind him, and never did. I might have looked
like a plump little Hispanic maidservant, but the broom had the full
force of a thirty-year-old man behind it when I cracked him over the
head. It was probably lucky for both of us that my bust and ass
padding, heels and feminine centre of gravity threw my aim off and
reduced what might have been a killing to merely a glancing blow.
Richardson bellowed again even more loudly and this time clearly in
pain. He released Isabella and half-turned to catch sight of his unseen
assailant. I remember thinking, 'It's all over! Everyone will know
Frank Fearnley has been playing cross-dressing lady's maid to his former
housekeeper!' But Barry had felt sticky liquid coming from his scalp
and was staring at his bloody fingers. In a panic he made for the door.
Still yelling and cursing us for 'murdering bitches', he staggered off
into the night.
Sobbing, Isabella threw herself into my arms.
* * *
After closing the front door and putting the chain-lock on, I led my
weeping mistress into the sitting-room and sat her down on the sofa. I
closed the curtains and fetched her a box of tissues. I made to stand
up and offered to fetch her a stiff drink, but she grabbed my uniform
dress and pulled me down to sit with her. Still crying she threw her
arms around me and laid her head on my bosom.
"I didn't... encourage him... really!" she blurted through her tears.
She was still speaking her native rough Spanish, the sophisticated
English she had been developing having deserted her for the moment. "I
only flirted..." she sobbed. "I didn't mean to lead him on... like
that..."
I knew how it must have happened. Isabella wasn't prepared for the kind
of rich selfish bastards she would have met at the Country Club. She
was still young and, I guess, quite na?ve. Where she grew up, in a
traditional Catholic village, young boys and girls played and flirted
and enjoyed each other's company, but there it stopped until an
engagement was arranged and their families settled things. Ours was a
different world, and she hadn't been ready for it.
I blamed myself. I knew Richardson of old. He thought he was God's
gift to women, and would never have taken 'no' for an answer, let alone
'I've changed my mind'. Numerous complaints had been made against him
over the years by the young women of the area, but none of them had
stuck. His family was almost as rich as mine. On the plus side, he
probably wouldn't dare take my assault on him any further. I don't
think he recognised me as Frank, and it would be too embarrassing to
admit that he had been prevented from having his way with Isabella by
her housemaid, armed with her broom.
On the other hand, I realised I was now even more stuck as Eva. I was
the only witness to his assault on Isabella. If Eva were to disappear,
it would be her word against his, and he would be bound to construct
some kind of story that would throw the blame on her.
While I was thinking this through, Isabella had managed to regain some
of her composure.
"Thank you for..." she began. She gave a little smile. She was clearly
unsure whether she should be thanking Eva or Frank. "Would you mind
staying... in case he comes back?"
"I think I better had, Madam," I said. "In fact, I think I'd better
move back in for a while, Madam," I added firmly, with two 'madams' to
emphasise how I saw our relationship continuing.
She nodded. She got to her feet and made for the door. She didn't say
anything, but I thought I could see a look of relief on her face. I
adjusted my uniform dress and cap, and straightened my apron, which had
become awry in the excitement. I went back to the kitchen to finish
tidying up. Then I called Encarna to tell her what had happened and to
apologise that there would be no 'friendly benefits' tonight. I said I
would probably be staying with Isabella for a while. My roommate
commiserated but didn't seem unduly put out.
When I went upstairs to make up the little maid's room, I could hear
Isabella snoring softly in the master bedroom.
* * *
Life returned to normal for the next few days, the only change being
that I no longer had to factor two thirty-minute bus rides into my
working day. Isabella was very subdued. She acknowledged every job I
did for her with a quiet 'thank you', but otherwise hardly spoke. I was
getting worried.
Things came to a head the following Saturday morning. This was Eva's
day off and two weeks since I had last removed my breast forms, so I had
applied the solvent and peeled them off. I had just got out of the
shower when I heard the front doorbell. I assumed it was one of
Isabella's tennis partners. I went to the window which looked out on
the front drive. There were two vehicles, one of them a police car.
I rushed to the landing and listened. Isabella had opened the front
door. The first voice I heard was Richardson's, and then the calm,
quiet tones of Bill Karlin, our local police sergeant.
Crap! Isabella would need my help, but I couldn't go down as Eva.
Thinking on my feet, I hurried to Frank's secret room, unlocked it with
the hidden key, and rushed in. I grabbed a sweatshirt and jeans. Shit
- my hair! I rammed a baseball cap on my head and tucked my girly curls
under it. A pair of sunglasses completed my outfit in case I hadn't got
all my make-up off last night. Wait - my painted toenails! I stepped
into a pair of sneakers. Luckily I had removed the polish on my
fingernails before going in the shower. It had been chipped and I was
planning to renew it.
I made my way downstairs trying to listen in. I caught snatches of the
conversation.
"...no one's seen Fearnley for months," Richardson was saying, "and this
little bitch has been living high on the hog here..."
"Steady on, Barry," Karlin was saying calmly. "I'm sure Miss Garcia can
explain everything..."
"...Mr Fearnley is away on business," Isabella said. I could hear the
fear in her voice. "He left me to look after the house..."
OK, I could work with that. I made my way into the kitchen. As Eva I
had put the coffee on for Isabella's breakfast an hour earlier. There
was still plenty in the pot. I poured myself a cup and padded into the
sitting room, yawning and scratching idly at my backside.
"Hi, guys," I said, concentrating on sounding like Frank - difficult as
I hadn't used his voice for months. I yawned again to cover up the too-
high pitch. I cleared my throat and tried again. "I heard the doorbell
and saw the cars. Everything all right?"
Three pairs of eyes turned in my direction, at least two of them in
astonishment.
"It was very late when I got back last night, babe," I said to Isabella.
I stepped in to give her a warm kiss on the lips. "I didn't want to
wake you, so I slept in the guest room."
Karlin turned to Richardson. "There you are, Barry. Frank's fine.
Barry's been worried about you, Frank, and he's right, we haven't seen
you for ages. Mind telling us where you've been?"
Bill was a conscientious officer. He wanted to make sure there was
nothing funny going on.
"Not at all, Bill. You probably know that my Dad dies about eighteen
months ago? At first I didn't want anything to do with the family
business, but I changed my mind. So I've been spending time in our
offices all over the country - and abroad. I've usually made it back
every two or three weeks, but I haven't had much energy left for
socialising. I guess I should get down to the Country Club if people
are starting to think I'm dead!"
I laughed at the absurdity of the notion. Bill and Isabella joined in.
Richardson was still fuming. This was clearly his plot for revenge
against Isabella, given that he couldn't admit to what really happened
the previous week. And he was watching it unravel.
"So, just to dot the I's and cross the T's, as it were," Bill continued,
"could you just confirm Miss Garcia's role here?"
"Sure," I said. "She looks after this place for me. She's my
'chatelaine', the mistress of my castle when I'm off to the wars. Well,
business can be like war - I'm discovering I've got a lot to learn."
"You mean she's your cleaner?" Richardson said with a sneer.
"Heavens, no! She has a maid for the menial jobs. Isabella keeps the
place running. She looks after the household accounts, deals with the
gardeners, the decorators, the plumbers, the deliverymen, the bank, and
so on. A maid couldn't be trusted with all that."
Actually of course I, the maid, did do all of that. Perhaps I should
show Isabella...
"Well I think we've intruded on your weekend long enough," said Karlin.
"You satisfied, Barry?" he said in a tone that suggested he'd better be.
Richardson grimaced but didn't argue.
"Always a pleasure, Bill," I said, as I showed them to the door. "See
you down the club, Barry. Hey, what did you do to your head?"
Richardson muttered something about a low beam, but I was already
closing the door behind them.
* * *
Isabella was shaking like a leaf when our visitors departed but she soon
recovered her composure.
"It's good to see you again, Frank, I mean Mr Fearnley. Should I go and
change into my uniform now?"
"Funny, I was just about to ask you the same thing, Madam," I laughed.
"Please forgive me for not curtseying."
"I suppose we should have realised it couldn't go on forever," she
sighed. "But what do we do now? Do we go back to how we were before?
Do you want me to leave?"
"God, no! I couldn't manage without you! And anyway you can't. We've
told the police you're the mistress of the house now."
"But you'll have to be Frank Fearnley. Barry will tell everyone about
this morning. People will expect to see Frank around. You can't be Eva
anymore."
"I have to be Eva - she's the only witness to what happened last week.
If she disappears Barry will have you thrown in jail for assault. Bill
Karlin is a reasonable guy but his boss is a friend of Richardson's.
He'll take his word over yours. I have to be both Frank and Eva."
I paused. She didn't seem convinced.
"Anyway you don't understand," I continued. "Eva is who I really am
now. It's Frank who is the disguise. I can't - won't - change that.
It's what I've always wanted - I told you. As soon as possible I need
to get into my maid uniform and back to the kitchen where I belong."
But I knew it wasn't as simple as that. I hesitated, thinking hard.
"You're right though; we need Frank to put in some appearances in
public."
"So why don't we play some club tennis this afternoon, and maybe have
dinner there tonight?"
"That would be nice, but what about all the men who are chasing you?
Aren't you afraid of putting them off, being seen with me?"
"None of them mean anything to me." I raised an eyebrow. "Oh I did
sleep with a couple of guys from the Country Club, but they were just
drunken one-night stands." She looked a little embarrassed. "It was
all so new to me... the money, the clothes, the cars, the fancy
restaurants. I thought they were actually interested in me, but I soon
realised I was just another notch on their bed-posts."
"I'm sure you were more than that," I said. "There's so much more to
you than just a beautiful face."
"And anyway what about you?" she said, cracking a little smile for the
first time in a while. "You can't tell me that you've been sharing a
room with Encarna all these months and been completely chaste! I know
what she's like."
"'Friends with benefits', she calls it. Just sex, if you want to be
crude." I paused. Might as well get this out in the open. What's the
worst that could happen? "You know I've been in love with you since
that first day when you made me dress up."
She smiled. "And Frank's the only person in my new life I could love, I
think," she admitted. "But there is no Frank anymore, is there? I'm
not a lesbian; I can't sleep with a woman, and certainly not with my
maid." She sighed. "I'm sorry. When we started this it was fun, but I
was selfish. I've been poor all my life and I saw our game as a way out
of poverty. I realise that time in Nueva was horrid for you, which was
why I had to get you out, but when we got back I thought we could carry
on..."
"And it was fine!" I interrupted. "I've loved my life as a poor
immigrant girl. I've loved being your maid..."
"But it hasn't been so great for me! I'm an outsider here. All the
rich folks at the Country Club know I'm a fake. They talk about me
behind their hands when I walk into the restaurant. The only people who
are nice to me are the men who want to get into my pants!"
"I'm sure we can change that over time. You mustn't give up. You can
stare them down. You're beautiful, and brilliant, and..."
"I don't know... It's really hard."
"OK, how about this? For the next few weekends I'll be Frank, and I'll
take you to all the posh venues around town; introduce you to the
important people - the nice ones; make sure they understand you're one
of them, and that you're here to stay."
"As your other half, you mean? Are you sure you're OK with that?"
"It would be my honour. So you can accept any weekend invitations for
us as a couple, but during the week, Frank will be away on business
again, and I can go back to being myself - Eva, I mean."
* * *
So began a very strange period of my life. During the week I continued
to be Eva, shy, plump, Hispanic immigrant domestic. I cleaned and
cooked. I did my mistress' laundry, hand washing her delicate and
expensive lingerie. I ran her bath, laid out her clothes, and helped
her dress. I started to do her hair - for which she sent me on a
training course at a local hairdressing salon.
I still hid from any visitors who might know Frank, but I interacted
regularly with people of my own class - shopkeepers, the mailman,
delivery men, plumbers and gardeners, many of whom tried to flirt with
me. I would blush and pretend not to understand, answering in my
appalling broken English.
Then on Friday night after dinner, I would fill the dishwasher, tidy the
kitchen and go upstairs to the little maid's room, where I took off my
uniform and underwear and removed my shapewear and my breast forms.
Then in just a dressing gown I would make my way to the main guest room
where I changed back to Frank. I cleaned off all traces of makeup and
washed my hair to get rid of any remaining hairspray. When it was dry I
would use setting gel to style it in a male fashion. Finally I put on a
stylish man's suit.
It felt weird at first. With no boobs or padded rear I felt...
misshapen. I hadn't worn pants for months and I missed my skirts and
lingerie, my pantyhose and heels. When I walked, I wobbled in a very
effeminate manner. I had to concentrate on every step I took. I had to
stop wiggling.
Also, after an exhausting week as Eva the housemaid, I now would have to
put in an equally exhausting weekend, squiring Isabella around the
hotspots of the area. We danced at nightclubs populated by the rich and
famous; we played tennis and golf at the country club and joined the
fashionable couples at the bar after a game. We went to the theatre,
the ballet, the opera, and the very best restaurants. I made sure we
were seen together as much as possible, and that Isabella has a
marvellous time. We cut dead anyone who was rude or condescending to
her when I was 'away' (mostly WASP snobs) and were warm and generous to
the friendlier people (mostly rich Hispanics, like ourselves). And
afterwards I would be welcome back in the master bedroom where Isabella
was a passionate and demanding lover. It was all wonderful, but I
wasn't sure I could stand the pace...
Then on Monday morning, I would get up at six and return to the little
maid's room at the top of the house. I washed and set my hair - Madam
kindly allowed me to work with curlers under my cap on Monday mornings.
Then I would glue my breast forms back on and put on my bra and padded
panties, and do my makeup. When I'd put on my pantyhose, shoes and
maid's uniform, I was Eva again, and back to my real self, ready for
another hard week as Madam Isabella's maid-of-all-work.
Somehow both of us were able to treat Frank and Eva as separate people.
Isabella shared her innermost thoughts and passions with Frank but she
was only as intimate with Eva as a lady should be with her maid. I saw
her naked in both my personae, but only Eva helped her mistress in and
out of the bath, clipped and unclipped her bras, zipped and unzipped her
dresses, and did her hair; and only Frank made love to her.
Over the weekends we would discuss the coming week and the next
weekend's activities, but Isabella gave Eva her instructions on Monday
morning, even though I often knew what she wanted already, having
previously discussed it with her as Frank.
Since our difficulties with Richardson now seemed to be over, Madam
Isabella didn't need Eva to be a live-in maid anymore, so I moved back
in with Encarna and the other girls. On Monday evenings I would take
the bus back to their dingy apartment and had to face the round trip
journey on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays again.
The upside was I often found myself in Encarna's bed, enjoying the
'benefit' of being her 'friend'. We were becoming genuinely fond of
each other now, although we both realised that our relationship fell
short of love. When we weren't too tired, we sometimes went out
clubbing on weeknights now, since I had to be back with Isabella as
Frank for the weekend.
I found I had no difficulty being Eva, fitting in with the other girls,
talking about clothes, hair and makeup, and exciting nights out. I even
joined in when they were discussing boys and reliable ways of avoiding
getting pregnant, although I obviously had less to contribute on those
topics. I had much more difficulty at the weekend being Frank. Before
that life-changing cross-dressing session with Isabella months ago, I'd
just been an unhappy drunk, scoring with fortune-hunting women too dumb
to realise I wasn't the marrying kind. I had never really been much of
a 'man about town', and playing the playboy now, with all the back-
slapping and jovial bonhomie with relative strangers, was a real
challenge.
But Isabella was gradually regaining her confidence and seemed happier
than I'd seen her for a while. Thanks to our weekend social life she
now had made some good women friends and often went out to coffee
mornings and shopping trips with them during the week. As her devoted
maid I'm glad that I don't need to change damp pillowcases so often. In
fact, I think we were both truly happy for the first time in ages. I
spent every day with my beloved mistress, mostly as myself, Eva. My
compensation for having to spend two days a week as Frank was the three
nights a week in Isabella's bed.
It couldn't last of course, but it didn't come to an end because I ran
out of steam (as I'd feared), it was because Isabella discovered she was
pregnant.
* * *
It was a Tuesday morning, so I was Eva. I had just brought Madam her
breakfast in bed, and as soon as she saw me she burst into tears. At
first, she wouldn't tell me what the matter was, but eventually she
confessed.
I wasn't at all sure what to do, but I realised Eva couldn't do it. So
I excused myself with a curtsey and ran out to the guest room to change
back to Frank, three days early. I got my boobs off as quickly as I
could and before the solvent had dissolved the adhesive properly, so my
chest would now be sore for days. I pulled down my padded panties and
hastily cleaned off my makeup. With a baseball cap crammed down over my
girly hairdo and in Frank's dressing gown and slippers, I rushed back
into the master bedroom, where Isabella was chewing gloomily on a slice
of toast and snivelling quietly to herself.
At her bedside I went down on bended knee and asked her to marry me. It
wasn't from any archaic notions of 'doing the decent thing'. It was
because both Frank and Eva had been in love with Isabella for months,
and now at last I thought she might accept me, albeit under duress, but
I didn't care.
She looked at me dubiously. "I though you said you were Eva now, and
that Frank is just a disguise she occasionally wears."
"I can be both, but you need Frank now, more than Eva. Maids are ten a
penny."
"Not maids as good as Eva," she said, to my considerable satisfaction.
"I can't sleep with her, or screw her, but I love her just the same. If
we do get married I'll still need her around, and I know you still need
to be her."
"I'll be whoever you want me to be. Hell, I'll be Donald Trump - or
Hillary Clinton - if you'll say yes."
"I'd rather you weren't either of them, but... okay, yes."
* * *
I tidied up my appearance as Frank and we went into town to choose an
engagement ring. I had no doubt that would quickly become common
knowledge around our developing social circle.
There was no waiting period for getting married where we lived so we
went down to the courthouse the following morning for the licence.
Neither of us had any family or friends we wanted to invite, nor were we
keen on big fancy weddings, so we arranged a civil ceremony for that
Saturday. We had to drive thirty miles to find a place with a vacancy
at such short notice. Sara, Elena and Encarna were the witnesses,
bridesmaids and only guests.
As Frank I hired my tuxedo and bought the bride's and the bridesmaids'
dresses 'off the peg'. Luckily all the girls were standard sizes. They
wore beautiful - and low-cut - full-length dresses in grey chiffon.
Isabella and Encarna insisted that Eva should be a bridesmaid too, so I
had to buy a dress for myself. When we got back to the house I changed
from Frank to Eva and the photographer took pictures of the bride with
all four of her bridesmaids (with our boobs on provocative display) in
our garden.
I therefore had the distinction of being both the groom and a bridesmaid
at my own wedding. I spent a happy hour fiddling with Photoshop so that
both of my guises appeared in our wedding pictures.
But I changed back to Frank again for our wedding night.
* * *
Being married didn't make much difference to our lives. Frank was still
only around at weekends, and Eva still lived out, sharing a bedroom (and
occasionally a bed) with Encarna. Neither woman seemed to mind; each
was getting what she wanted from me. It made much more of an impact at
our clubs and with Isabella's women friends. It soon got out that she
was Mrs Fearnley now, and she proudly showed everyone her engagement and
wedding rings. No doubt the gossip-mongers deduced the reason for the
indecent haste of the betrothal and the nuptials. It would have been
foolish to attempt to dissemble and we didn't care anyway.
Half-way through the pregnancy Isabella developed worrying symptoms.
I'd been going with her as Eva to her scans and routine examinations. I
had to put up with some critical remarks from the doctor who clearly
thought the father should have dropped everything to be with his wife
for these. Isabella explained that her husband was away on business,
which was why her maid accompanied her. I was blushing scarlet at the
doctor's remarks but he didn't seem to notice. Even if he had, he would
never have guessed the reason.
At her twenty-week scan Isabella's blood pressure was dangerously high.
This could have been for many reasons, but she recalled her mother
telling her that she had had to spend most of her pregnancy in bed. The
doctor explained that this might have been because of preeclampsia.
Isabella had an increased risk of that condition if her mother had it.
He drew some blood and told her to go home and go to bed. He promised
to follow up as soon as the test results came back.
I tried to remain calm as I installed Isabella in her/our bed with
radio, TV remote, books, magazines, grapes, and everything else I could
think of. But inside I was terrified. I had been Eva for several
months now, but I had zero experience of 'women's problems'. I didn't
know what else she needed me to do. Should I be treating her as
fragile? What about exercise? Diet? Keeping clean? Should I learn
how to do bed baths?
I decided I would need to move back in, so I called Encarna to warn her
that I wouldn't be back at the apartment for a while. When I hesitantly
described the problem, she immediately volunteered to come over to help.
Actually, 'insisted' would be a better word than 'volunteered'. I
gratefully accepted and made my by now familiar switch to Frank so that
I could go and pick her up in my car (if I could remember how to drive
it).
"I should stay over, shouldn't I?" Encarna said, as we made the return
journey.
"I'm sure Isabella would be very glad to have you around," I said
carefully, as I was far from sure about that.
"Of course," she said. "She may have gone up in the world - thanks to
you," she added scathingly, "but she's still my friend. And I can't
trust you to look after her properly, in her condition."
"What about your job?"
"Jobs," she contradicted. "They'll just have to do without me. Anyway,
you and your 'Madam Isabella' are rich, aren't you? I'm sure you'll
make sure I'm not out of pocket."
* * *
Isabella was glad that Encarna was around, and for her companionship as
much as for tender loving care. After all, I was just her maid; Encarna
was her friend - and she left me in no doubt regarding her status. She
was now Isabella's housekeeper, a much more senior position than a
humble maid. I still called Isabella 'madam'; and Encarna called her
'Mrs Fearnley', at least when I was in the room, but from outside her
closed bedroom door I often heard them giggling together.
So I had two mistresses now, and twice the work. Still, at least
Encarna and I were sharing a bed again in 'the housekeeper's quarters',
which were much bigger than my little maid's room in the attic.
Isabella didn't seem to mind. The doctor confirmed the risk to her
health and that of the baby. He promised to call in every other day to
check her blood pressure. She certainly wasn't allowed the exertion of
love-making. The pregnancy was making that increasingly uncomfortable
anyway.
"I don't care what you get up to with Eva, Encarna," she said, "but I'd
better not catch you in bed with my husband, Frank."
But Frank couldn't make love to his wife, and she couldn't go out on the
town with him, while confined to bed rest. He'd done his job, squiring
her out in public and marrying her. So there wasn't much point in him
being around anymore. I was back to being Eva 24-7.
* * *
"We should talk about our arrangements for after the baby is born,"
Isabella said one day, when she and Encarna were sharing breakfast (that
I'd cooked). I was pottering around the bedroom and the en suite,
gathering her dirty laundry for the wash.
"Yes," agreed Encarna. "The doctor warned that you won't have much
energy for weeks after the birth, if not months. So who's going to look
after the baby? It'll be a lot of work."
They both looked at me. I wasn't used to being consulted but it s