An Interesting Profession Part Three
By
Virginia Kane
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1.
My employment as a model was to end soon, due in part to the
completion of the summer fashion catalog for which I was hired. I had
taken on the job because my employer offered me a ridiculous rate of
pay to sit around in skimpy feminine attire, because to him, I looked
like a prepubescent co-ed.
I was reluctant to disagree with his dubious perception of my
appearance because in the end, he was right, sort of. I was soft and
cute looking because of my genetic heritage, in part, and because I
had been taking my mother's unused HRT medication by mistake. I
incorrectly assumed the change in shape and size of the pills was due
to my doctor's approval of a generic substitute for my diabetes meds.
The pills looked almost the same.
Anyway, now that my bank account was replenished again with the
lucrative income I made during the summer, I arranged to see my
guidance counsellor before the fall semester which was about to
begin. At over three grand each week my recently earned income added
up to over twenty thousand dollars, more than enough for the next
year's tuition, board, and then some.
To insure my continued employment as a catalog model, I had agreed to
get collagen treatments for my puffy looking chest four times over
the preceding weeks. In addition, I spent a significant portion of
the month figure sculpting my body in body suits or restrictive
corsetry to encourage my torso to look more feminine in the photos of
me. The monetary benefits I derived seemed worth the temporary minor
inconvenience of wearing tight fitting garments. The outer, mostly
feminine styled clothing I was wearing fit me fine, and were free of
charge, because Mr. McMasters: my photographer / employer indicated
that I could keep them, once I'd worn them for a photo shoot.
At my meeting with my college guidance counsellor, she took one look
at my student I.D. and exclaimed. "My, you changed a lot since you
started college. Haven't you? Are you really Melvin Court, the
accounting major?"
I merely nodded in agreement. "I assure you that my present attire is
purely job related. I modeled for a catalog all this summer and I get
to keep the clothes I model, so why not wear them when not attending
class. Clothes are merely clothes and they fit well enough, don't you
agree? I'll bet you don't have any criticisms for women who walk
around wearing men's clothes. Why should I waste my resources
needlessly to buy men's clothes, if I can wear nice looking clothes
like these totally free of charge?"
"You kids have a logical answer for all your quirks! I don't care
honey. You can wear goulashes in the summertime if it pleases you.
Now then, you've applied for a statistics course in connection with
your declared major in accounting. Unfortunately that course had to
be cancelled. It required the acquisition of new computer equipment
that has been cut from our budget.
"There's another problem: the intermediate accounting class you
requested is already full. Do you really want to attend a class with
a bunch of staid conservatives? As long as you're trend setting, why
not take a break from accounting for a semester or two? Dressing for
class the way you are dressed now you'll keep those conservatives
from concentrating on their class work, and you will have your male
classmates fighting over the seat next to you to get closer to you to
ogle your --- impressive looking attributes."
"Well, at least I'm being noticed nowadays. Dressed in my guy's
clothes, no one ever paid the least bit of attention to me. I used to
be one of those boring conservatives you just described. Now everyone
runs ups and wants to say 'hi' to me. I like being a center of
attention for a change. I got tired of being the class wallflower. As
a dull guy, I was a total washout. Dressing as a girl, I'm sexy and
demure looking. Guess which one is more fun, coach."
"Seems to me you'd fit in better within a progressive minded Liberal
Arts program, rather than a conservative accounting curriculum.
You've taken a few drama courses in the past. Why not amend your
declared major? Then you could apply for membership in an LGBT group.
They're seeking leaders in the student body and are offering
scholarships to qualified candidates. In that outfit, I'd say you'd
fit right in with liberal minded drama majors."
She went on to describe the program. "I think you'll have a good
chance at landing one of those scholarships. Later, if you so desire,
you can re-declare your major back to the school of business. Do you
really like accounting as your primary line of work? You seem to have
a more vibrant personality. "
"I used to be a died-in-the-wool introvert. Something happened to me
this summer to change all that. I initially sought an accounting
degree to meet the kind of woman who'd appreciate a stick in the mud.
Now, I'm not sure if I want to pursue that line of work. Maybe I do
need to change my major."
"I think you'll find an alternative lifestyle more rewarding, too."
Oh, I don't want that kind of change! For several years, I'd been
badgered into believing I was inferior to my peers by everyone I
knew. Now, at last I'm admired by everyone I meet. I feel like the
ugly duckling that has turned into a graceful swan. Can you blame me
for wanting to bask in the sun for a little while, before I have to
settle down and go to work for a living?"
"If you can get away with it, even for a little while, I say: you go
for it girl!"
"I'm going to try. How hard is it to change majors?"
"You'll have much better luck finding a progressive minded paramour
in the Liberal Arts program. Men there are more likely to take
interest in a good looker who can't take them to task for robbing her
of her virginity."
"On that score, you have me all wrong, for I'm only interested in
women. I'm a virgin, and I intend to remain one until I find the girl
of my dreams."
"Oh, do you intend to live as a quasi-lesbian by dressing as a
woman?"
My, she was being inquisitive!
"No ma'am, I'd like to be a homemaker for a bread-winning power
driven woman. I'll gladly become her house husband, and I intend to
raise our kids to respect all kinds of people, regardless of their
views on life, even if they don't ascribe to the prevailing
lifestyles imposed by society."
"You definitely are Avant- guarde! You belong in Liberal Arts, and
not in an accounting program. Let me set up your next semester's
schedule for you."
"Oh, I don't think I have to change everything right away. Do you?"
"I do, for you own safety. If you ever get caught posing as a girl by
one of those arch conservative types, don't come running to me.
Heaven help you!
Some men can get nasty if they find out a lady isn't really a lady.
You ought to reconsider who you would like to befriend during the
coming months.
"Incidentally, if you ever intend to resume pursuing a degree in
accounting, where do you intend to reside? You can't live on campus
in a dorm, and I doubt if you'll find a classmate who will share an
off-campus residence with you. On the other hand, as a drama major,
if you'll transfer to the School of Liberal Arts, you can attend
classes in your home town at a branch campus affiliated with a
theatrical company and save on housing costs."
"Are any drama classes held near Chicago? That's where I'm living
now."
"Yes, you can apply for a scholarship to attend classes there. You
can also join the theatrical company near there as an unpaid thespian
volunteer. They won't pay you in cash, but you'll gain plenty of
experience and some college credit without any cost to you, other
than your commuting costs. It'll be mostly bit parts and stage crew
work, but the program unlocks doors to the field that would otherwise
be difficult to access."
She checked her program records and was able to find me classes that
would allow me long weekends, to attend rehearsals for theatrical
productions. She provided all the particulars and promised to let me
know right away if there would be any changes. She also provided me
with several forms to apply for scholarship grants. If they'd keep my
health insurance in force, I'd do it!
My next stop was my endocrinologist's office. The expected paperwork
from the analyst had finally arrived. My endocrinologist was able to
provide a new prescription for maintenance level hormones. I looked
sweet enough to pass as a cute female in public, so I'd be able to
save money on street wear, and continue to work as a model between my
new classes since I'd be taking them in town. Taking stronger
hormones would interfere with my reproductive ability, according to
her. I didn't want that to happen, no sir!
When I returned to the studio, I found Betty and Grant sharing a
passionate embrace. Oops! I wasn't expecting it and I didn't want to
be an interloper.
Instead, I wanted to quietly leave the studio and then return, making
a lot of noise in the process, but they had seen me and told me not
to bother.
"Sorry, my appointments took so long, but my student counsellor
revamped my entire schedule for the fall semester. Good news, I'll be
attending class here in town instead of downstate. Also, I'll be
going to class from Mondays thru early Thursdays, so I'll be able to
work long weekends. Maybe I should have asked you first if you'll
need me, Mr. McMasters, but if you don't I can work in a theatrical
production company that uses students pro bono."
Betty asked, "What kind of theatrical company utilizes accounting
students?"
"Oh," I responded. "I've decided to change my major, temporarily, so
I can remain available to model for Grant, if he'll need me. I felt
bad about going back downstate to attend college. It's like I'd be
leaving him without giving him proper notice. I was hoping there was
a way I could do both: continue to work and stay in school. The
merits of attending college are too numerous to ignore. For one
thing, the health insurance is reasonable, far less expensive than a
CHIP program, and the coverage is better."
Betty added sarcastically, "I don't suppose bunking here free has
anything to do with your decision."
She shocked me. I thought she was my devoted ally! "I have to admit
that it did. If I have to rent my own apartment, it'll put a huge
dent in my budget. I'm willing to cook, clean and do whatever else
Grant wants in exchange for his putting me up."
Grant interjected, "I'd much rather you spend the time working for me
if there's any work available. Betty isn't making the decision about
whether or not you can stay, not for now leastwise. She's here
primarily to assist you, and I've been allowing her to bunk with you
to save on time, and to save everyone a few bucks. I have the extra
room, so why not let you 'gurls' use it? If you decide to leave now
Mel, Betty can stay on for the time being. If you two care to
continue using my apartment, that's entirely up to you. You both can
stay here as long as you'd like. I enjoy the company."
I responded, "Aw, that's so sweet of you, Grant! Certainly, I'll
stay! Are you sure it's okay? I mean: what if you don't need me to
model for you?"
Betty mewed, "Wait a minute! Damn it! I --- I already advised my
bitchy landlady she could rent out my lousy bedsit, for all I care,
when she told me she had someone else offering her more money! I'd
been living there month to month, without a lease for over a year,
hoping to find Mr. Right in the meantime. She's been threatening to
raise my rent for months, and I kept dodging the bullet. Now, I feel
stranded, if Grant wants me to leave. "
Grant surprised the both of us with, "I'll gladly be your Mr. Right,
if you'll have me, Betty. You two 'gurls' have shown me that living
alone can be a real 'drag'. You and I have known each other for a
long time, Betty. I'll feel lost and abandoned after spending the
past few months with the two of you around, especially you: Betty.
Whether or not Mel stays on, you can stay if you want to. I want you
to." He took her in his arms and kissed her, showing us he was
capable of expressing desire, even if he wasn't able to sweep her off
her feet with macho bravado.
"You can bunk with me in my bedroom, where it'll be cozier instead of
with Mel, who claims that she wants a woman to love. She can use the
space for a computer desk and study station. She wants to continue
her education, and I support her in that ambition, so it stands to
reason for her to be able save a few bucks by staying here with us,
even if I don't have much work for her."
I spoke up. "I'll be glad to pay you rent, Grant! It'll be right and
fair for me to pay you for my fair share of what it costs you from
now on. I was unsure of what was to become of me when we first met,
but now that I know what lies ahead, for the short term, at least, I
want to provide my share."
Betty said, "Me too!"
Grant thanked both of us, and said he'd rather we lived together as a
family. "I'm old enough to be your father, Mel. I may not look it,
but I'm fairly sure that Betty and I are nearly the same age, so we
have a lot more in common. Between us, we can act as your surrogate
parents, if you'd like."
"It's fine with me, as long as you don't start taking away
privileges; telling me what to do, like my real folks used to do."
"You may get a sound spanking from me, young lady, if and when you
get out of line, so you'd better behave yourself!" Betty kidded.
That smart remark came right out of her mouth, and I had a sneaky
feeling she'd enjoy spanking me too much! "Yes, ma'am," I mimicked,
not wanting to find out right away, if she was serious or not.
Grant piped in, "On a positive note, you won't have to worry about
coming up with money to pay your share of the expenses around here,
because I'm close to acquiring a contract for photographing this
fall's sales flyer for my best client. Guess what they want to
feature that hasn't been done before?"
"How would I know? I don't even know what's been featured in the
past?"
"They're introducing a full line of femininely styled outer wear
designed to be worn by the average adult male, and they liked what
they've seen of you so far, so much, they want you to be their
principal model. They even design clothes for more mature men, so
Betty can be involved as a model, as well."
"That's great! Will we be paid the same as before?"
"Unfortunately, no, you won't! I made that concession to you, Mel,
because I was about to lose that client. Now, I want you to return
the favor and take a cut in pay. I'll pay you the base rate of thirty
dollars an hour, plus your room and board which still adds up to
great money, when you think about it. That leaves me with enough to
make ends meet around here. What's fair is fair!"
Betty and I went into a mock "whispering" conference in his full
view, so he could give us the raspberries for it afterwards. We both
knew it would be fair to all of us to let Grant make more profit.
"Okay, it's a deal!" we responded.
"I should have asked for more of a concession. You 'gurls' gave in
too easy! Are you going to offer to pay me any rent?"
"Thou protested too much!" Betty told him.
"You already are getting to many fringe benefits!" Grant countered.
"Like what?" Betty asked.
"You, for one will get to sleep with the boss!" He teased and began
to chase her around the kitchen's food prep island. She ran off into
his bedroom, and he followed, closing the door swiftly behind him.
It got awfully quiet behind that closed bedroom door, so I retreated
to Betty and my bedroom to assess what kind of desk and bookcase I'd
like. Betty's bed was already missing from my bedroom. Apparently,
those two had made their plans without telling me, while I was away
running my errands.
I wondered if they had a thing going between them before I came upon
the scene, or was this arrangement an outgrowth of my summer
adventure into modeling. Each of them needed someone to fill the void
in their lives, so it didn't matter why or how their decision to
become a couple came about.
They didn't come out of that bedroom until it was time for dinner,
four hours later. Betty's hair was a mess, and Grant looked worn out,
so she must have given him one hell of a ride. I was happy for them,
and let them know that it was nice of them to not ask me move out, so
they could have more privacy.
"We wouldn't think of it! We're a team!" they said, almost in unison.
I got the impression they rehearsed that response ahead of time, too.
I smiled and thanked them both for feeling that way. They initiated a
three way hug and kiss fest, that I didn't dare avoid, after their
supportive declaration.
After living with the two of them for two months, I was almost used
to being touched intimately by Betty, who claimed she only did it to
encourage me to delve further into portraying womanhood. I knew full
well Betty was a male like me under all her makeup, though she looked
and acted so much like a natural born woman, it was hard for me to
deny her subtle advances.
When we sat down around the kitchen island together to plan dinner,
Grant told us, "I have more good news to share with the two of you.
My biggest client is planning a visit to Chicago to meet with us and
discuss the profit potential of the new clothing line. He's
interested in hearing our opinions about marketability, timing and
the like."
"Why ask us our opinions, Grant?" I asked. "He should seek the
opinions of a reliable marketing research firm, like the advertising
company I worked for during the summers while I was in high school --
as a gopher, of course."
Grant turned to me. "You never told me you worked for an ad firm."
"It never came up before. I was only a gopher."
His answer was, "I thought you knew the lingo too well to be a
neophyte."
Not wanting Grant to misunderstand and think I was familiar with that
end of the business, I said, "I really don't know beans about
marketing products on a grand scale, other what little I gleaned from
a few marketing classes in college, and that was only rudimentary
stuff, certainly not of any value to your client's introducing an
entirely new line of clothing."
Betty added, "You probably know more than the two of us put together,
but you're shy about it, understandably, so you're reluctant to share
your insight with us. But, that's okay! I think the client is more
interested in your pretty face, and your other feminine attributes,
not picking your brain, sweetie! So, don't worry about it! What does
it matter why he wants to meet with us?"
Grant looked at us and said, "Enough shop talk! I'm hungry! What are
we ordering in for dinner, tonight? Let's make a team decision!" he
razzed.
We mutually agreed on a pizza and then Grant ran out to a local
liquor store for a case of beer for Betty and him, and diet soda for
me. Once the delivery man arrived with the pizza, we discussed the
prospect of his client's visit while we devoured it, washing the
pizza down with beer and soda. I tried to detract our casual
conversation away from the subject of marketing, but the two of them
wouldn't let me. They thought I knew more about it than them,
Eventually, we all got tired and went to our respective bedrooms, our
newly rearranged bedrooms, with Betty and Grant sharing one, and my
being alone in my room. I got undressed, put on fresh panties and a
nightgown and went into the bathroom between the two bedrooms to wash
off all my makeup and prepare to retire for the night. I could hear
the two of them going at in in the other bedroom; the one Grant that
called the 'master' bedroom. They were making a lot of noise in
there, so Grant's claims about not being able to get it up were
probably unfounded, or Betty was more receptively responsive to him
than she let on. I was happy for them. Both of them were nice people.
Once in the solitude of my own bedroom, I resorted to manipulation
for my own sexual satisfaction, but not until I played with the
growing mounds on my chest until I was sporting a respectable
erection. I could have continued to play with my increasingly
responsive orbs until I ejaculated, but I wanted to examine my
discharge to see if it was still opaque. It was.
2.
At breakfast in the morning, Grant advised me of the upcoming
schedule.
I'd model for him three days a week until all the photography for the
fall flyer was complete.
Betty would do some modelling for Grant, too for the styles that
suited more mature individuals Grant wanted available to show to the
visiting owner of the clothing company to consider for the new line.
He took a lot of pictures of us, more than I thought necessary, but
afterwards, in the evenings, we sat down across the dinner table and
reviewed each photograph, approving and rejecting each of them based
on how we felt the owner would react.
I had a few weeks off from modelling to concentrate on my studies and
see what the various theatrical companies in the area were producing.
Some of my fellow classmates studying drama spoke of a few companies
that were willing to hire students to act as understudies, so they
could avoid paying the professionals who belong to the actors' guild
the guild's minimum rates, knowing we'd be anxious to have a chance
to get on a stage and apply our skills without any concern over the
rate of pay we'd be offered.
Unfortunately, the only job I was offered by a production company was
for a stunt double for a leading lady. Knowing my inherent
clumsiness, I politely declined. The assistant producer who had
offered me the stunt double's job told me I could stick around to
observe the rehearsals if I cared to, so I did.
Standing in the wings during those rehearsals I could manage to fit
into my class and work schedule, with the play's script in hand, I
learned as many lines of the roles of the females in the play that I
could. Some of the extras didn't have many, or any lines, so if they
needed a replacement on the spur of the moment, I'd fill in for the
absent cast member.
Of course, I couldn't fill in for the leading lady. She and a few
other female members were popular actresses around the theatrical
community and they had too many lines. An impromptu substitution
would be unlikely because they had understudies waiting in the wings
hoping and praying for a chance to replace the important cast
members. I did get some college credits for my participation and good
grades, at that, so the exercise was worthwhile.
More important, I got four tickets to attend the grand premiere for
my being consistently on hand at a lot of the rehearsals. The three
of us: Grant, Betty, and I got decked out for the occasion and were
about to leave for the theatre when Grant got a phone call to pick up
his client at the airport. His big client wasn't supposed to arrive
until the following week!
Grant asked Betty and me to go to the theatre without him, and he'd
catch up with us as soon as he could. If time permitted, he'd offer
to bring the client to the theatre with him, as we had an extra
ticket we weren't planning to use.
While Grant was on the phone, Betty was reviewing the playbill I'd
brought home with me. She was trying to bring something in it to my
attention when Grant advised us of his need to go to the airport.
After he left, she pointed to the playbill and said, "Your name's in
here as one of the understudies, Mel!"
I grabbed the playbill way from her to look for myself, thinking that
she was only playing a trick on me. I wasn't aware that I was going
to be included in the credits in any way. I was surprised as she was.
She said, "It's a gala event! We're dressed to thrill! Why not hire a
limo and join the festivities. If anyone asks, we'll show them the
playbill, that you're listed as one of the understudies. The security
personnel screening arrivals won't care if it's a fluke. They'll just
fit us in at the end of the line with the other extras. If Grant can
make it to the opening in time, before all of the big wigs make their
grand entrances, he and his important client can join us in the limo
waiting in line and the two men can escort us into the theatre. Oh,
please, Mel. Let's do it! I never attended a red carpet premiere
before!"
"Neither have I, Betty!" I said. "What do we do if the security
guards turn us away?"
"We have these two tickets, darling!" She held up the two remaining
tickets Grant had left with us. "We'll enter the theatre with the
paying customers."
Her idea seemed plausible. If we were turned away, we could enter
with the rest of the masses attending the performance. The only hitch
was Grant and his client finding us in a long line of limos before
the line was marshalled at the theatre. First we hired a limo. Hurdle
number one was resolved. Then, Betty got a hold of Grant at the
airport. He had his client in tow, and was on his way to the theatre
by cab. He said he'd meet us there in plenty of time.
We told them where we'd be waiting for them to arrive by cab, a few
blocks away from the theatre. The limo driver said he didn't mind
waiting, as long as we'd remember his making an accommodation. I
guess money talks!
Grant's client was ecstatic to learn he'd be attending a grand
premiere of a new play. Even if it wasn't on Broadway, it was an
unexpected surprise for him. Grant had told his client attending the
play was his idea. Naturally, I didn't argue the point. The man was
going to be paying the rent soon, if we convinced him to employ Grant
to photograph the project he had in mind.
The line of limos at the entrance to the theatre was dwindling by the
time we got to the theatre, but the security people let us join the
parade, once our limo driver indicated to them one of the occupants
of the limo is a member of the cast. They waved him on, without
confirming who was in the car.
When we arrived at the entrance, many bystanders were already
proceeding into the theatre, but photographers and paparazzi were
still standing by the red carpet snapping pictures like crazy. Our
visiting guest and Grant were both wearing black suits, so they
looked impressive, as the guest escorted me, and Grant escorted Betty
into the theatre to a barrage of flashbulbs.
We enjoyed watching the play, but noticed not many people were
laughing at the punch lines, or applauding at the finale. No second
bows!
We left the theatre in a somber mood. Even Grant knew the play didn't
live up to expectations. We went out for cocktails afterwards and
discussed the proposed new line of clothing a little before we
dropped off Grant's client at a five star hotel next O'Hare airport,
where the man had a reservation.
The morning papers reported the play was so- so according to the
critics who stayed to the end. Some of the critics didn't wait for
the final curtain to fall. After all the hard work so many people put
into producing the play, it was a disappointment, even for me. Grant
regretfully left Betty and me to mull over the critics' reviews. He
had to pick up our distinguished visitor to bring him to the studio.
Once there, we'd discuss the new line of clothing in detail. I still
didn't understand why the man put so much faith in our opinions. None
of us were qualified as marketing experts. I was the only one who
ever worked in advertising --- as a gopher during two summer breaks,
one while I was still in high school and the second one right after I
graduated.
3.
Grant returned accompanied by his client about an hour or so later.
The man was excited; utterly exuberant!
"Did either of you two girls see the article and color photograph on
page six of the Parade weekly supplement about the four of us. The
article's writer wants to know why the four of us were out together
at last night's premiere!
"What luck, it's terrific! If he pursues us for an exclusive story,
we have to be prepared with full background stories on both of you
lovely ladies, why we attended the show's opening last night, with a
promo bit about the new clothing line my firm is introducing thrown
in to fire his interest further. If he likes the material we give
him, he may run a feature story. It'll be a great way to publicly
kick off the new line in time for the spring fashion shows."
"Let me set up my cameras and take some close ups of Mel to provide
to the guy from the paper. I can see it now: Novice Chicago area
drama student is chosen to model for exclusive new clothing line!"
"Great idea, but we need some examples of the type of clothes we're
going to introduce and I haven't brought any with me this trip. I
came here only to discuss the new line with you and set up the
details of the contract with you, Grant. I wasn't planning to
introduce the line just yet."
Grant responded "That writer's taking interest is pure good fortune.
We'd best not let the opportunity slip away. You ought to strike
while the iron is hot Mr. Wilson."
Mr. Wilson thought for a moment, and then replied to Grant's
suggestion. "The clothes will all have to be custom fitted. Men's
contours aren't the same as women's, and it would take too long to
arrange a trip to New York for Mel. It may take some quick action on
our part, but I suppose I can fly back to New York and return with
examples of the new line for Mel to wear, and have them altered here,
but it would be faster and easier if my daughter flies out here with
what we have in stock right now and she can alter them here at your
studio to fit Mel well enough to do a shoot. It's her new line we are
introducing. She might as well pitch in and get the ball rolling. She
can bring her staff with her later on to help her, if she deems it's
necessary."
"Why not have the goods shipped here by air freight, instead?"
"Grant. Can you imagine what might happen if we ship garments out
here and the airfreight handlers misplace them? We can't take that
chance!"
"I suppose not, but I don't have sufficient space here in the studio
to set up a workshop for your daughter and a production staff. I have
barely enough living space now for the three of us. Otherwise, I'd
have offered to put you up in my spare bedroom. "
"Let me get on the phone. I came out here early because I was on my
way back from closing a deal with a fabric manufacturer. I still have
the original flight reservation I made to come here. It's made out in
the company's name, so my daughter can use that ticket and can be
here within hours from now."
He called up his daughter and talked with her for a long time, making
plans for her arrival. Then, he called the hotel and tried to reserve
another room for her, but the hotel's front desk advised him they
were fully booked and couldn't possibly provide a room for her on
such short notice, but said they would call back if they received a
last minute cancellation.
He asked the desk clerk if his daughter could stay in his suite with
him. They told him she could, as long as his suite had two separate
sleeping areas.
"She's my daughter, man! If she slept in the same bed as I, no
impropriety would occur. What kind of man do you take me for?"
The clerk told him "Regretfully sir, we're unable to establish the
identity of you and your daughter over the telephone. We'll gladly
make arrangements as requested, if you and your daughter wish to
sleep in the same bed, if you can verify that she is a family member
of yours, sir. We understand children do not sleep well in unfamiliar
surroundings and they sleep more soundly if a parent is present."
"Good lord." He let the handset rest in his hands for a second. "This
idiot of a desk clerk thinks I want to sleep with my own adult
daughter. What is this world coming to?" Into the phone, he asked the
clerk to add his daughter to the room reservation, and to arrange for
a rollaway, unless the divan in the ante-room converts to a bed for
the might. He was told it did, so he thanked the clerk for his help
and hung up.
"Well, that's taken care of. My daughter will stay with me in my
suite at the hotel next to O'Hare. If that clown at the hotel's front
desk gave me any more flack, I would have cancelled and moved to
another hotel. The idiot probably thinks I picked up a floozy to have
sex with at the hotel tonight."
Grant told him "You'd better not cancel, there's a lot of activity
around town this week. Not many hotel rooms are available. Your suite
was hard to come by and hotels near the airport are usually crowded
this time of year."
Grant's guest was thankful the matter was resolved and began to
discuss the upcoming new clothing line. "Of course, I will defer to
my daughter's taste when it comes to the styles she wants to feature.
She's been instrumental in expanding our market share for women's
line, and I know she'll be equally successful in this new facet of
the business. She's a bit headstrong, so unless you can demonstrate
you're positive about a position, please agree with her. She likes to
take charge and doesn't take criticism kindly."
Roughly four hours later, our guest: Mr. Wilson received a cell phone
call from his daughter. The plane from New York had landed, and she
was on her way to the luggage carousel to retrieve five suitcases.
She said she'd need a mid-sized van to carry everything, so it
wouldn't be necessary for him to pick her up at the airport in a
normal cab.
I thought it unusual that a young woman would decline assistance from
a man to haul that many pieces of luggage, plus her purse and carry-
on from the airport's carousel to the cabstand, but then realized she
probably engaged the services of a porter at the airport.
Mr. Wilson had Grant repeat the exact address of his studio to her
over the phone to assure she'd have no trouble finding it. Fifteen
minutes later, she called again requesting the address, because she
didn't write it down, and knew it would be better if Grant gave it to
the mini-van's driver directly.
Grant did as she asked and repeated the address over the phone to
some foreigner with a thick accent. Mr. Wilson got on the phone and
asked her if she'd prefer to take her luggage to the hotel, instead.
She told him she was traveling light and would pick up what she might
need locally. Three pieces of her luggage contained clothing samples
she felt would be a good start, a portable sewing machine and, a
mini-serger in the fourth. The fifth held quarter-pound spools of
thread in most colors and the notions to go with it.
She arrived a half an hour later wearing grey flannel work pants and
a plaid flannel shirt, and no makeup. She didn't waste any time with
introductions and told her dad to go out to the cab before someone
ran off with some of its contents. She was carrying one of the
heaviest looking, large suitcases, while the foreign cab driver was
struggling with one of the smaller, lighter ones.
She was tall, probably close to six feet in height, with broad
shoulders and a big bosom. If it wasn't for her big bosom, she'd
resemble a truck driver or one of the maintenance men I remembered
from one of the dormitories back at the university.
She spotted me and smiled, "My, my, my! Who are you, dumplin'," as if
she didn't know. She dropped the heavy suitcase with a thud, and took
my hand into hers to shake it. "You must be Miss Melissa, sweetie!"
I shook her big hand and nodded in reply. Her coarse hand dwarfed
mine, as if hers were a man's and mine was -well, a woman's. After
all, I was almost six inches shorter than her, and I was wearing
heels. She was in loafers.
"Yes," I replied, "but everyone just calls me Mel." Before I could
blurt out another word, she took me into her arms and kissed me. She
kissed me hard! I melted to pieces, of course, and let her. I never
met a woman who was so forward and direct. I was getting a hard on,
from being kissed by a woman, and I couldn't do anything to prevent
it!
"You are one gorgeous piece of fluff, Mel. I'm going to enjoy working
with you. You're my kind of guy. Where have you been hiding all my
life?" She was using corny lines a guy uses on a girl when he wants a
girl to feel flattered and disarmed. Needless to say, it was working.
All I could do was to stammer and stutter. I blushed, too, because
she was looking right at my budding chest.
"Are those real?" she asked.
I nodded affirmatively. "I - I accidentally took my mom's unused
hormone replacement pills instead of my generic diabetes meds. By the
time I decided to see my doctor to find out why I was swelling in the
wrong area, I was on them too long, and it was too late to do
anything about it, according to him."
"You're a diabetic, huh? How long was too long?" she asked.
"Over four months," I replied.
"Did you stop taking them?" she asked.
"My family doctor didn't believe me when I told him it was a mistake.
He all but threw me out of his office. Betty: Grant's girlfriend
referred me to her endocrinologist who adjusted the dosage. I'm on a
maintenance dose now, enough to retain what mammary growth I have,
but not enough to inhibit my ability to perform --- as a --- male.
You know that I'm a guy, don't you."
"You sure could have fooled me, sweetheart, but if you say so, I'll
take your word for it. You are my kind of guy, you know. I like a man
who isn't out to prove he's bigger and stronger than I am. I'm really
going to enjoy working with you, especially the dressing and
undressing part. You must realize I'm going to have to fit the
clothes you'll be modelling to your luscious body."
"I've been wearing corsets and flesh colored body suits so far to
adjust my contours. They give me all the right curves."
"The clothing line that we're introducing will have to fit onto a
regular guy's body, uh, except for the breasts. Silicone breast forms
inserted inside of the corsets or bras will simulate feminine looking
breasts. Of course, you won't need to use padding to fill out your
bras. I'd like to get a better idea of what I'll be working with, if
you don't mind."
Her father interjected, "It's getting late, Brandy. Let's you and I
return to the hotel and let the three of them get a good night's
sleep, so they'll be raring to go in the morning." He pointed to
Betty, Grant and me when he said it, as if she needed to be told who
he was referring to. "Grant can go with the cabbie to watch over the
other luggage that stays behind. Once the cabbie brings in all that's
coming in here, we can take the cab back to my hotel along with your
personal luggage." In effect, he was telling his daughter he intended
to stay with Betty and me in the studio until the van was unloaded.
"Oh, hell, Dad, that cabbie will take all night to finish lugging
that stuff in. I'll go and bring in the rest of it myself. I've been
cooped up in that plane for the past four hours and I need the
exercise. I have to burn off the high-carb snacks the stewardesses
passed around on the flight.
He didn't answer her.
I let out a deep breath in relief. I was unsure if I cared to be all
alone with Mr. Wilson's daughter in the studio, if he and Grant
helped the cabbie, and she had Betty attend to setting up some of
what the suitcases contained. She was big and powerful looking, and
built like a football linebacker.
After all of the luggage was accounted for by Mr. Wilson's daughter,
she and her dad left with the cabbie to return to the hotel. Betty
accompanied me to my room, and the two of us helped each other remove
our dresses, wash our hair and prepare for the night.
Betty assured me she and Grant would protect me from the new arrival,
if need be. Reminiscing about her fervent, impromptu kiss, I idly
thought I might not want their protection. "Oh, Betty, she is so
romantic!"
"Romantic, she acts like a bull in a china shop, Mel. If her dad
didn't stop her, she'd have had your blouse and bra off, to check out
your bosom. Do you really want a take-charge woman like that to be
fooling around with your emotions? She'll use you, abuse you and dump
you without giving it a second thought."
"I think she's beautiful!"
"She's a dedicated power broker! Remember. All she cares about is
making money. You can see it in her eyes. She looked at you like you
were a prime piece of filet mignon, and she was preparing for dinner.
I'd steer clear of her if I were you, girl!"
"Did you see? She kissed me! She kissed me real hard, and I melted in
her arms, and I got a woodie at the same time. I haven't had a woodie
for quite some time now; months even, except when I intentionally
want to, and play with my nipples. Playing with my nipples takes a
while, but her kiss gave me the woodie instantaneously, Betty."
"Looks like you got it bad for her, kiddo. You'd better watch your
step or she's going to break your heart into tiny pieces. If you like
her that much, play her out, but don't let her get under your skin, I
mean don't let her take control of your emotions. If you do, she'll
wrap you around her little finger and play you like a fiddle, getting
you to do whatever she wants. Women by nature are controlling beasts,
and this one is a control freak to begin with!"
"You don't know that. You're just saying that because she's my ideal
woman, and you haven't made up your mind yet about Grant. I'll bet if
Grant puts a ring on your finger, you'll be singing a different
tune."
"Grant is Grant. I have to give him time to get used to having me
around again. Back a few years ago, Grant and I had a wild fling for
a while, but it fizzled out and we mutually decided it wasn't meant
to be. I wasn't satisfied with him back then more than him not being
satisfied with me. Since then, I haven't had any better offers, so
I'm reconsidering my options. It's time for me to start seriously
thinking about settling down, once and for all. I'm not getting any
younger."
I looked over at Betty. She was sniffling, not hard, just shedding a
few tears. I went to her and put my arms around her, to console her."
You'll be a great catch for Grant. He needs someone like you, Betty,
and you need someone like him, a good provider and a reliable man;
one who won't cheat on you the moment you're otherwise preoccupied.
Don't let him wander any. Keep a tight leash on Grant, and he'll
remain loyal. Listen to me, will you? I'm a kid still in college and
I'm giving a mature woman advice for the lovelorn."
"Your heart is in the right place, Mel. That's more important, not
how many years you have under your belt. I'll heed your advice if
you'll heed mine and be leery of Miss Wilson. She may be a go getter,
but you'd be better off as the main squeeze of a nerdy female
accountant with a fat bank account."
"Maybe you're right, Betty. If I'm not mistaken, I hear noise coming
from the other bedroom. I think Grant wants you to come to bed with
him. Give him a kiss for me and a few nuzzles to boot."
"I'll give him more than that, unless he's not up to it. I think I
resurrected a sex fiend, sometimes. Other times, he doesn't seem very
interested in sex."
"Grant told me he's chemically castrated when I first came to work
for him, Betty. Give the guy a chance, for Pete's sake. Don't you be
over bearing?"
"Don't worry, I'll try not to, but I need his loving more than he
needs mine, so I have to take that into consideration and act
accordingly. You need the love of a good, positive thinking, woman, -
-- or a man, someday, but you have a lot of time to think about what
you want. You don't have to settle down with the first person to come
along. Try before you buy, Mel!"
4.
Morning rolled around much too soon to suit me. I was still rubbing
sleep from my eyes when I heard Mr. Wilson and his lovely daughter
return.
Betty was up, making coffee and Grant, like me was still in his room.
We saw no reason to get out of bed before the sun came up. I looked
toward my shaded window without getting out of bed and confirmed that
it was still so early in the morning. The sun had yet to rise!
It didn't matter to Miss Wilson. She came right into my room and sat
down with a thump on my bed, shaking my leg to rouse me from my
sleep. With a half open eye, I looked at her with disdain. It didn't
faze her. She held up a short dress and said she wanted to help me
put it on. I easily surmised it was only a ruse, an excuse for her to
see me dressed for bed in my sexy baby doll nightgown without my
wearing an unrevealing bra.
I sat up and let her have her cheap thrill. I wanted her to see my
breasts. She would see them soon enough if she was going to fit my
clothes to my curves.
She claimed the clothes would be cut to fit an average male body, but
I was no average male, so why was she so intent on fitting clothes
onto me?"
I could hear her father in the kitchen talking to Betty, telling her
how nice it was of her to fix breakfast for him and his daughter. It
didn't make sense. If his daughter was about to have breakfast with
her father, why was she in my room siting on my bed with me still in
it, and why did she close the door to the kitchen?
She took my hands into hers and placed them on her breasts. "I want
you to touch mine, so you'll be less likely to complain when I touch
yours. I always wanted to know how a man's breasts would feel, if by
some miracle, he had a pair of his own. You're my miracle man, Mel."
I didn't back away, but I didn't try to fondle her breasts. I could
feel her pert nipples under her plaid flannel shirt. SHE WASN'T
WEARING A BRA! It felt nice to feel her nipples getting harder from
my hands covering them. As I sheepishly massaged her taut nipples,
she touched mine. Her touch caused me to pant heavily. She in turn,
kissed one of my breasts and slid her hand to my groin and groped my
hardening cock. Her fingertip lightly raced over the head of my cock
as her tongue raced over my nipple.
I think I may have passed out from the thrill of having the head of
my cock touched by a woman. It had never happened to me before. As I
slowly came to my senses, she was lying beside me on the bed kissing
me, with tongue. At the same time, she was caressing my groin with
one hand and one of my nipples with the other.
It took all of my resolve to muster the courage to speak. "Please
stop what you're doing, Miss Wilson. I'm not accustomed to being
treated like this by anyone, and I want to come up for air. No one's
ever accosted me before. We just met. Maybe once we get to know one
another a lot better, I won't mind being intimate with you so much."
"You mind our being intimate? Are you still a virgin. Mel?"
"Yes, and if you don't mind, ---"
"Oh, you are a prize! I didn't know." She got off the bed and
apologized.
"Look, I'm very sorry I was so forward. I assumed that you had
previous experience. Are you saving yourself for marriage, Mel?"
I thought about it. If I give in to her now and she is disappointed
with my performance, it may end my chance to have a lasting
relationship with her.
"Yes, I suppose you can say that, but doesn't mean I'm opposed to
kissing and some innocent petting, if we're both wearing street
clothes. You have me at an unfair disadvantage. You're fully dressed
and I'm still in a short nightgown that is diaphanous, hardly
visible. It may be comfortable to sleep in, but your touching and
kissing has me over excited. I think we both need to slow down and
reassess why we're here. We have work to do. I can't let you grope me
on set. How would it look to your dad and my two associates?
"They can't see us in here with the door closed!"
"I know, but they all have a good idea what is going on in here. I
listen to Betty and Grant getting it on in the other bedroom. I don't
have to see them to know that they are engaging in gratuitous sex.
How does your father feel about your aggressive behavior? Does he
know you are sexually active?"
"He does. He's been trying to marry me off ever since I got out of
college."
"He has? If that's so, why aren't you married yet?
"It takes the right kind of man, and so far, the men I've dated don't
fit the bill. I think I may have finally found the right person, Mel.
It's you, but there's only one way I know of to be absolutely sure."
She was advancing on me again, so I held her a bay as best I could.
"If it's really true love, it'll keep until we finish creating the
proofs for the new line of clothes you're introducing, Miss Wilson."
"We've been properly introduced, so please call me Brandy."
"Actually, we haven't been properly introduced. You came in last
night with a bunch of luggage unannounced and introduced yourself to
me without any help from anyone else."
"That is so lame. Being formally introduced to a girl went out with
poodle skirts and bobby socks, and if it was still in vogue, I should
be introduced to you and not the other way around."
We weren't hitting it off very well. Everything she said to me seemed
either offensive or inappropriate. I asked her to leave the short new
dress with me; that I'd put it on without her help, after I had my
morning shower. If she'd have offered to help me shower, I think I
would have blown my stack then and there. She was just too pushy!
Fortunately, Brandy knew I wasn't very happy with her aggressiveness,
so she backed off and left me, saying she was going to have breakfast
with her dad. At that moment, I could have cared less if she choked
on her bacon.
After I showered and got dressed in the too short dress she provided,
I went to the kitchen to join the party. Brandy wasn't with her dad
but Grant and Betty were. I had some cold scrambled eggs and Betty
made me some rye toast with berry jelly.
Grant was looking at me funny, so I raised an eyebrow to ask him what
was on his mind. He surreptitiously shook his head side to side and
took me to the studio where we could be alone. "What did you say to
Brandy Wilson? She left in a huff without saying a word. That dress
is too short on you. The hem has to be let out and the shoulders lay
wrong. Her father thinks you're not cooperating with her for some
reason."
I tried to explain to Grant that she came on to me hot and heavy
while I was still half asleep, and I wasn't prepared to resist her,
so she forced herself on me. "She even groped my groin, and kissed my
nipples; after she placed my hands on her boobs so I could feel her
big nipples. She's too much for me, Grant! I'm not used to being
accosted, and groped openly by anyone. Maybe this shoot isn't going
to work out and you need to find someone else."
"Hey, money is money. You'd better swallow your precious pride for
the benefit of our new formed family. Betty and I are depending on
you, Mel. You agreed to do the shoot. Didn't you? Female models are
accustomed to being groped and fondled by prospective buyers. It's a
part of the game, so you'd better get used to it! It's no big thing!"
"Well, I don't want to play games with Brandy, Grant. She plays too
rough."
"Her dad has agreed to talk to her about her approaching you for
intimacy so soon after meeting you, although he thinks you're being
somewhat childish about clinging to your precious chastity. He's seen
your body laid out on a beach blanket ready for a man to seduce you
and doesn't believe you are still innocent and untried. So what if
his overbearing, headstrong daughter wants to play house with you! A
little slap and tickle fun isn't going to spoil your plans for the
future. Guys don't mind fooling around before settling down.
"Girls mind because they don't want to get pregnant while still
unmarried because already having a child by another man makes
convincing a man to pop the question more difficult, but since the
introduction of the pill, even women can dabble in casual sex before
marriage without fearing unwanted pregnancy."
"I certainly don't have to fear getting pregnant, but if I freely
engage in sex with that woman, and she gets pregnant, I'll be facing
a paternity suit sure as rain. She'll trap me into marrying her,
Grant!"
"You could do far worse, you know. She's a take charge woman, the
kind of woman you told me you wanted for a wife. Why not try playing
along with the woman for the duration of this shoot, at least, so I
don't lose my shirt in the process? If her father gets pissed enough,
he may pull the plug. Have you given that any thought? We can all
lose out if you keep giving her the brush off. Why don't you give in
a little, Mel? I'm not going to say another word, but if you blow
this deal for us, you might as well pack your bags."
"You'd throw me out, Grant, just like that, over a client?"
"I wouldn't want to do it, Mel, but I can't support myself, let alone
you and Betty if I don't have any income coming in. Maybe I was too
complacent, and I should have tried to secure more accounts so I
wouldn't be dependent on this one, but Wilson has been very nice to
me over the past few years, so I haven't pushed for any new business
very hard. I didn't have to."
"I suppose I took your diversity for granted. I didn't realize Mr.
Wilson's account was so important, Grant. Go tell Mr. Wilson I'll try
be nice to his daughter if she'll try to be nicer towards me from now
on. This dress she gave me this morning is way too short. I think she
knew it, too, and wants to use it to get into my panties.
"You may recall that I mistook the first time you kissed me, as well.
I may be overreacting with Miss Brandy Wilson. She's probably used to
getting her way: a daddy's little girl spoiled brat. I'll do whatever
is necessary to make amends, Grant. You can count on me. I would have
never believed I'd have to use intimacy as a principal means of
keeping a job."
"That a girl!" Grant was again ignoring the fact that I was a male,
even if I appeared totally feminine with clothes on because I
mistakenly took my mom's HRT meds instead of prescription diabetes
meds. I could hardly blame him for forgetting, with my emerging
breasts getting almost as big as a real girl's. Wearing a bra was
becoming essential, or I'd get pains in my underarms, a common
problem for girls with ample bosoms, according to my doctor.
Betty came to me in the afternoon and told me Mr. Wilson had a long
talk with his daughter. She wanted to return to New York and seek a
different photographer there, meaning Grant' would lose the account.
She listened to what her father had to say, and conceded, saying she
didn't believe I was a virgin, because of my being so pretty. I guess
it was a compliment, though I doubted she meant it as one.
She did impose one condition before she'd continue to work with me.
Her father told her she could demand anything she pleased, but he
didn't have the right to answer her on my behalf. She insisted if I
was sincere about being a virgin, I ought to be willing to wear a
chastity device to insure I remained one. Betty shrugged and said:
Let the bitch have her fun, Mel!"
I didn't know if Betty meant I should give in to Miss Wilson
sexually, or if I should allow her to put a chastity device on me.
Betty clarified what Miss Wilson wanted, "She wants to deprive you of
having sex with anyone until you conceded and tell her she can have
you."
I told Betty I would prefer the chastity device, because I knew once
I gave in to Miss Wilson sexually, I'd be expected to continue to
please her from then on for the full duration of the development of
the new line of clothing being introduced.
Later, Betty told me Miss Wilson became upset when she learned I
preferred to refer to her by her last name. She wanted me to call her
by her first name, to show that I was being more cordial and friendly
toward her. She insisted on attending my being put into chastity
personally to be sure it was done properly, and in accordance with
her specifications.
I assumed that I was to wear some sort of locked device. Instead, I
was taken to a clinic, where I was required to sign paperwork
indicating I wanted to be put into chastity voluntarily. After I
signed all the paperwork, I was put onto a gurney, and they took me
into an operating room. I was transferred onto a short, angled bed of
sorts, and my legs were strapped into stirrups, and my arms and waist
were held down firmly in leather restraints so I was totally
immobile. I fought being restrained as best I could, but it was too
late. There were too many of them and only one of me. I could move my
head enough to see what was going on, but I'd have rather not been
able to see.
I had assumed my manhood and testicles were going to be put into a
cage of sorts. Instead, my listless penis and scrotum were injected
with a pain killer, my penis pierced and a ring inserted. Another
ring was inserted through my skin at the base of my scrotum. Then,
the two rings were connected together by a third ring, all of which
were soldered closed. I looked on in disbelief as my cock was
tethered down so I would have to sit on a toilet to urinate.
Finally, my testicles were forced up into my body cavity, which was
very painful in spite of the numbness from pain killer injection I
had received. As I continued to writhe in agony, the flesh of my
scrotum was stitched together over my penis to hide it from view. I
let my head fall back against the short bed, not wanting to watch
what was being done. As I opened my eyes, I saw a mirror above me and
watched in horror at the entire gory procedure.
To a casual observer, I appeared to have a vagina instead of a male
three piece set. The stitches put into my scrotum were recessed, so I
appeared to have thick vaginal lips protruding over a miniscule lump.
If covered by a pair of panties, I would only show a distinct camel
toe!
I must have passed out upon seeing what horror had been inflicted
upon me, or I may have succumbed to an intravenously introduced
sedative, because I slowly lost consciousness. In recovery, Miss
Wilson came to me and kissed me. I was too weak to resist.
She removed a headset from my head and told me I'd been listening to
some relaxing music during my recuperation. "Everyone is eager to
have you back at work. I arranged to rent a storefront directly
across the street from Grant's studio, so your friends will continue
to photograph samples of the clothing line I'm introducing. Betty is
currently modelling the styles for more mature ladies like you two,
so your income flow is continuing. It will continue as long s you are
cooperating. I'm sure you are relieved to hear that.
"Daddy had to head back to the New York office to run things back
there, but I'm going to stay on here in Chicago for a while to see to
your complete recovery, and your participation in the photographing
of styles for younger boy/girls.
"You had some freeze therapy to your love handles while you were out
of it. In time, your body will dissolve the dead fat cells and carry
them off, so you will have perfect thirty-six, twenty-two thirty-six
contours to show off my most daring creations. You won't even need to
wear a body suit or a heavily boned corset under them to demonstrate
true feminine loveliness.
"Oh, I meant to say: thank you for allowing me to have you chastised
in the manner I prefer. Now, you won't have to worry about losing
your precious virginity, because it's safely preserved. Think of it!
You'll be able to wear the skimpiest bikinis without fear of your
true birth gender being exposed.
"Everyone who ogles over your sexy looking body in the catalogue
wearing a slinky negligee, bikinis or sexy maids' uniforms will
naturally assume you're the sexy young female model, which you appear
to be. There's no need for you to be concerned with your true gender
being detected anymore. Your naked crotch looks absolutely feminine
to the naked eye. Tee hee. "Another thing: your future is secure. You
don't have to attend college any more. I'm training you to become my
personal lady's maid. Once your Prince Albert heals completely, I'll
diddle your cockhead for you as if it's a clitoris to help you get
off. I'll be happy to do it. I always wanted a boy/toy to entertain.
I'm going to add a luxury apartment for us at rear of the new branch
office I'm setting up here in Chicago, away from Daddy's influence.
You'll be thoroughly trained and drained by the time you leave this
clinic to return to work for Grant as my principal sexy lingerie
model. You'll look absolutely darling in the abbreviated maid's
outfits I've designed.
"Being my personal maid will keep you busy when you're not modelling
for Grant. He likes to see you in skimpy outfits, you know. Most men
like to see gorgeous babes like you, with your haunting lips, your
alluring tits and your moist cleft. We'll charge for the catalogs we
produce from now on, seeing as how it'll contain some excellent wank
material. We'll do them seasonally to keep Grant busy. You don't want
to deprive Grant and Betty of their steady income flow. Do you?"
Fin.