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Think Pink By Jena Corso Edited By Angela Meyers Chapter One "So I need to return these please." Ted placed a bag on the counter. "Of course sir," said the pretty girl. "Receipt and ID, please." "Sure." Ted handed her the receipt and his driver's license. "Thank you," said the girl looking at the receipt and then in the bag. "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Walker. Bra and panty sets aren't returnable. The store doesn't take them back because they may have been worn before." "Look Sherri, they weren't worn," Ted replied, reading her name tag. "I believe you sir," said Sherri, pulling them all from the bag and inspecting them. "I see they don't appear to be." "Well it's quite embarrassing,but I really don't need them any more," said Ted, looking down. "Can't you make an exception? You can see that the tags are still on them." "I could ask my manager if I could give you store credit?" replied Sherri, feeling bad. "But typically we don't." "Well I appreciate you trying, and this bag too as well?" said Ted, lifting another bag up to the counter. "Oh? The policy also applies to intimates as well. And this one is special edition," said Sherri, holding up a fancy red teddy. "It's gorgeous. You sure you want to give this up?" "Unfortunately, yes," nodded Ted, practically drooling as he looked at it. "And I fell in love with that one too the second I saw it." "Maybe step to the side over here and let me see what I can do for you Mr. Walker," said Sherri, softly smiling. "Thanks," said Ted, waiting towards the side of the store away from the long line. "Any help would be appreciated." Sherri made a few calls from the counter, trying to help Ted and then walked into the back room while texting on her cell phone. When she came back out, she waved him in and then pulled closed a curtain taking a cloth tape measure and wrapping it around his chest. "Well, he's not answering but let me just get some information if he agrees," said Sherri, dropping it down and then measuring his waist. "You know then you could pick the right size?" "The right size?" said Ted, turning red. "No it's not like that, Sherri." "It's ok sir. I've got quite a few things that will work for you," said Sherri, measuring his hips now. "I'd never judge and we cater to everyone. Let me grab a few things from outside and I'll be right back." "But but?" Ted began to say as she quickly ran out. Ted stood frustrated in a back room, surrounded with stock and boxes, as he waited for her to return. It took a few minutes as he could hear lots of chatter in the busy store as he stood there until finally another employee came into the back, looking for some items. "Sherri said she'll be right back, and told me to me bring you somewhere where you can sit while you wait." "Oh good then maybe's she's gotten ahold of your manager then," said Ted. "I'm not sure mister, but probably," said the girl. "Follow me." She unlocked a backroom door that was adjacent to the dressing area as he followed her, only to be placed in one of their rooms to try things on. He sat patiently for a few more minutes on a little bench across from two walls with mirrors, until finally Sherri came in with a series of outfits draped over her forearm. "So take off your shirt and with your figure, how about we try this bustier then we'll figure out the right falsies to fill it out," said Sherri, hanging up a series of items. "I also brought you some cute pjs, a couple of bras and we have these club dresses, which are buy one get one half off." "Sherri, whooaaa!!" said Ted as she began helping him take off his t-shirt and he stopped her. "What are you doing?" "It's fine. Don't feel uncomfortable changing in front of me," said Sherri, pulling the shirt right over his head. "Sherri look at all this stuff," said Ted mortified and covering his chest. "I believe you have the wrong impression." "I'm sorry if I was too presumptuous. Maybe those dresses are a bit much, but they're very popular right now and in my opinion they'd look great on you?" Sherri looked at him and her selections. "If you'd rather go out and browse a few things yourself then I fully understand?" "Sherri, please! None of this is for me," Ted said as she held up a dress against him. "My girlfriend of four years just dumped me." "Oh my gawwddd!" yelped Sherri. "A week before Christmas?" "Yes," said Ted. "And that's why I'm returning all this. It's not necessarily the money, but I need it out of my house. I just can't look at this stuff." "I'm so sorry. That's horrible," said Sherri, giving him a hug. "Thank you Sherri," said Ted getting visibly upset. "It's been a rough week." "I can only imagine," said Sherri, patting his back. "You poor guy." "Thanks. She ran off with someone from her workplace." Ted was stuttering a bit. "We were always together! I never expected it." "How could you have?" replied Sherri, wiping his tear. "I'll give you a minute, ok?" Sherri went back out to the sales floor, giving Ted some space to gather his composure and then got caught up in the busy Christmas rush. After helping a half dozen or so shoppers, she figured she better check on him and went back to the back room, but he was not there. She looked around, thinking he needed to take a walk or get some fresh air, but when he never returned, she realized he had just abandoned the hundreds of dollars of his returns. She felt horrible, hoping he was ok, and was worried about his mental state of mind and then when straightening up for the evening, realized he had left without taking his driver's license back. When she got off work, she was still worried he hadn't even called about it so no chance did he know it was missing, and not having a contact number, drove to his house to return it. "Sherri?" Mr. Walker asked, answering the door. "What are you doing here?" "Well, you forgot your license in the store, and I thought you might need it," said Sherri, handing it over. "Oh thank you so much." Ted was very surprised and took it from her. "Plus I was a bit worried when you left and I didn't know you were gone," said Sherri, sliding her hair behind her ear nervously. "I kind of also wanted to make sure you were ok?" "Sorry about that, and I know I shouldn't have, but it just got a bit uncomfortable for me," said Ted getting a little red. "Please accept my deepest apology, Sherri." "It's ok," nodded Sherri. "And I'll call you tomorrow as soon as my boss lets me know about the returns,ok?" "Sure," replied Ted. "And would you like to come in for coffee or something?" "No I should be going as long as you're really ok?" Sherri shyly jiggled her car keys. "I am but please come in," said Ted, opening the door. "I mean you came all this way and you must be tired and hungry or thirsty. Please, I insist." "Thank you Mr. Walker. I don't want you to go to any trouble to fix me anything, but frankly I could use a few minutes off my feet and maybe a drink." "It's no trouble, and please call me Ted," said Ted, closing the door. "Wow, what a beautiful apartment Ted,and what a view!" said Sherri, walking over to the huge wall of windows. "Thanks," said Ted. "I find it very calming." "I bet," replied Sherri, looking out at the city. "It's huge and you live here alone?" "Well I was planning ahead honestly," said Ted, following her. "It's just that didn't work out, so yes. It's just little old me. Please sit and make yourself at home, Sherri." "Thank you," said Sherri, walking into the living room. "How about some wine? I bet you could use it after a long day," Ted asked, walking over to his bar area. "Sure," smiled Sherri. "I honestly really could." "I'd ask if you're old enough, but it's just wine." Ted handed her a glass. "Cheers." "I'm twenty three, so no worries." Sherri took a sip. "I know I look younger and just so you know, the part time job in the mall is helping to get me through grad school." "I wasn't judging, Sherri," said Ted. "I worked in a mall shoe store not that long ago when I was in college back home. I'm sorry if that came off wrong." "No, I didn't take it you were," said Sherri, flicking her wrist. "I was just making a statement so you knew I was of age.?" "Ok," chuckled Ted before sipping. "Cool." "So I take it that was about seven or eight years ago?" Sherri asked him. "About that long? Maybe even nine or ten years? I'm twenty nine?" Ted replied. "Yeah I kind of knew that," smiled Sherri. "I did have your license, you know?" "Yup," Ted laughed. "Silly me! I am blonde if you look past a lot of this grey you know?" "Hey I usually use that one, except for the premature grey thing," laughed Sherri, lifting her long hair and momentarily glancing down at it. "But yours is natural and mine? Well, not so much." "Well I couldn't tell, and it looks great," said Ted with a smirk. "Thanks, and I'm sure you're just being kind, but I've been working to convince myself that its been a good business decision since commissions in the store have picked up since I've colored it," giggled Sherri, twisting her hair on her shoulders. "Lingerie shoppers seem to prefer blondes." "Maybe?" laughed Ted. "But I'm thinking when they see you its more than that. You've got such a nice way about you. I'm thinking regardless of what you do in life or what color your hair is, that you'll do well." "That so sweet Ted, and thank you," replied Sherri, flattered. "I can only hope when I finally finish school to do as well as you seem to be doing? Looks to me like you have done pretty well for yourself since college?" "Well not bad," nodded Ted. "Not bad at all with everything else but relationships." "Gotcha!" Sherri said, reaching down rubbing the heel of her left foot below the sling back strap as she wiggled her pump, stretching her ankle as she sat with her left crossed over the right. "I can only imagine how sore your feet must be after a long day in those shoes," said Ted, glaring down at her high heel swirling. "Please take your shoes off and make yourself at home." "You are so nice, but I'd feel weird about that," said Sherri, crossing them back over the other way and rubbing her right foot now. "I'm used to being in heels all day. It's just they do get a bit sore at times, especially with these long hours at Christmas time." "Don t be silly, and I insist Sherri," Ted said, getting up and walking over, then kneeling in front of her and taking off her shoe. "Now relax and don't be uncomfortable. It's been a while, but I did this all the time to my customers in the shoe store." "Ooogghhh!" moaned Sherri, enjoying his touch. "That feels amazing, but please stop! This is too much to ask." "Absolutely not," said Ted, taking off the other shoe now. "I too worked on commission at my mall job, and a little massage here and there with the ladies never hurt." "I bet," said Sherri, enjoying the massage. "But please no more, or I'll be out cold on this couch in no time." "If you'd like," replied Ted, still working on them. "That's not a problem. If you're tired, of course you're welcome to sleep over." "Uuumm," said Sherri, pulling away her foot. "Thanks, but that'll I have to pass on ok?" "Sorry," said Ted, standing up and stepping back. "I didn't mean it like that. I think that just came out wrong. Let me stop and can I refill your glass." "Ok? I guess that makes us even after my stupid comment today," nodded Sherri, holding out her glass. "Most guys I wouldn't trust, but someone like you I guess I can." "Thanks, I think?" said Ted, a little bamboozled with the answer, holding up his hand. "You really can though?" "I know," laughed Sherri. "I just meant you barely knew me and you handed me almost your entire wallet." "See what I mean then about that sweet way about you then," laughed Ted. They had connected as they sat back across from each other as he poured them some more wine while sharing small talk as they got to know each other better. It was pleasant and relaxing for both of them as they grew more comfortable, easily plowing through the entire bottle of wine until he popped another. She was one of the most beautiful girls he had ever had over, and she had such a pleasant way about her. He found himself fascinated by her every word, yet was cautious to not make her feel uncomfortable as he found himself falling for her and wondering if she was too young for him. After an hour it was getting late, yet their conversation seemed to not be ending, and then she reached down, sliding her feet back into her pumps. "So I had a great time tonight, but I better get going soon," said Sherri, standing up. "I'll call you tomorrow though about the returns,ok?" "Sure," replied Ted, standing up. "Me too, and thank you so much for everything. It was a pleasure having you here tonight." "You are so sweet," said Sherri, walking over and hugging him and then kissing his cheek. "I really enjoyed your company, although after just meeting you briefly, somehow I thought I would?" "Really?" smirked Ted. "That's so nice of you to say! I hope you'll stop by again sometime, and let me call you a taxi,because I don't think you should drive after all that wine." "Maybe I will and good poin, but one second before you make that call please," smiled Sherri. "Oh don't worry, your car will be safe here," said Ted. "It's a good neighborhood, and I'll alert the building manager." "Thanks, but that wasn't what I meant," replied Sherri, looking at him and thinking. "So can I ask you something, and promise me you won't be offended?" "Sure?" said Ted curiously. "Sooooo.... You been leveling with me since we met right?" asked Sherri, kind of cringing. "What do you mean?" Ted was miffed. "Well....? Did your girlfriend really run off, or did you just tell me that for the returns?" said Sherri sheepishly. "Honestly I don't care if you did, but I was just curious and don't get upset, but even now after getting to know you a little, I'm not really convinced?" "She did," Ted replied, defending himself. "That wasn't a line or anything?" "Ok?" said Sherri with a smirk, throwing up her hands. "But you promised not to get offended remember?" "Yes?" sighed Ted. "I'm not." "Ok then?" smiled Sherri. "So did she maintain this whole place for you, because it's pretty big and the place is absolutely spotless?" "No she didn't?" replied Ted. "And probably never would have! Not the type." "Oh, so you have a maid then?" Sherri asked him. "No, I'm the maid," laughed Ted, putting his hands on his hips, acting silly. "Interesting?" smiled Sherri, covering her lips, holding in a giggle. "I wasn't sure at first, but now maybe what the hell? Would you like to try on what I brought you?" "You brought me something?" Ted was dumbfounded. "Yeah." Sherri took out a black package from her oversized shoulder bag. "From the store? You know, where I work?" "But I thought you had to ask your boss?" said Ted, seeing the package. "Well yeah, and we're still waiting on all that, plus I debated this in my mind the whole time I was here, but this I kind of took a little liberty on my own?" said Sherri, devilishly raising her brows. "So here." "Oh?" said Ted as she handed him the package. "Go ahead and open it," Sherri told him. "And tell me what you think?" "Ok," gulped Ted, opening the packaging, seeing the shine and touching the fabric. "But it's?" "Your size? Take it out," smirked Sherri, biting her lip. "Want to try it on for me?" "Me?" Lifting it with both hands before she stopped him, touching his wrist. "Well yeah and it matches what I'm wearing," said Sherri with a big grin. "You know, under this dress." "Seriously?" said Ted as his eyes almost popped out of his head. "Yup," nodded Sherri. "Unless you're not feeling the connection between us that I am?" "I didn't say that?" replied Ted, looking nervous. "I think you know that I am it's just.. just...." "Just lingerie? And I was just thinking maybe I would be cool with getting more comfortable like you offered earlier, once you change," said Sherri, playfully twisting a few long strands of her hair. "You know if the offer still stands, then we could both be more comfortable." "Wait you're into guys that dress up?" Ted asked, still not believing the situation. "Uuumm not exactly," said Sherri, bitting her index finger. "But I could be?" "You could be?" said Ted as his eyes were staring at her. "Yeah," smiled Sherri before taking a breath and looking him in the eyes. "I guess you didn't realize I'm a lesbian then right?" "You're kidding?" Ted was even more stunned. "Well, we come in all sizes and varieties you know?" said Sherri, shrugging her shoulders. "I'm sorry," said Ted, even more intrigued now. "I meant nothing negative by it." "Yeah I know you didn't," replied Sherri, pulling her pocketbook strap back up over her shoulder. "But maybe I should go then?" "No, please don't," said Ted, putting out his hand. "Stay." "No," said Sherri, pushing away his hand. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't." "No please," said Ted, grabbing her arm. "Please! I think you're amazing." "Thank you?" said Sherri softly as he let go, not wanting to scare her. "You really are so sweet. But...." "Then stay," Ted begged, touching her arm gently. "Please." "Ok." Sherri paused before turning back into the living room and placing her pocketbook on the couch. "So you gonna model for me, since I'm modeling for you or should I get re-dressed." Ted couldn't believe his eyes as she turned back towards him before reaching back and unzipping her dress. Once the back was fully open, she slid it from her shoulders and wiggled it off her hips as he stood there with his mouth watering. "Hooolllyyyy," gulped Ted, watching it fall to the floor, as there she was looking incredible. "Like right here?" "Well why not?" smiled Sherri, walking up to him, taking the negligee from his grasp and holding it up against him. "Yeah!" yelped Ted beaming. "Why the hell not!" "Good," smiled Sherri, softly sliding her hand across his chin and cheek. "You don't happen to shave your legs currently, do you?" "No," said Ted, anxiously shaking his head. "Do most guys you're with do that?" "I just told you I'm a lesbian, silly?" Sherri patted his face. "I don't do this with any guys, but I was thinking a guy this neat that lives like you do without any baggage, I might make an exception for." "Oh?" Ted was almost drooling now. "Wow! That's sounds incredible!" "You sure?" asked Sherri, inches from his face. "Because this is something I've thought about for quite a while but just never met the right guy? You him, maybe?" "I really hope so," said Ted, fully tented. "I mean I'd love to be!" "Cool," said Sherri, softly kissing him while sliding her hand down his chest and then staring into his eyes as she broke the kiss. "I always thought if I ever did meet someone to play with like that maybe if he was willing to sway a little my way, then I could sway a little his way?" "Holy shit?" Ted was tasting her lipstick on his. "So are you game," said Sherri, stepping back a touch and smiling. "And if not I'll understand and we're still cool either way?" "Oh I'm game!" nodded Ted, almost exploding in his pants just standing there. "I'm game big time, and I can sway as much as you need me to." "Oh I'll remember you said that," smiled Sherri, turning serious and reaching down unbuckling his pants as he felt them slide right down to his ankles. "No problem," said Ted as she pulled down his boxers, taking hold of his hard on. "Now be patient with me since it's been a while since I've done this, but I'll sway your way first and then after that you're all mine?" said Sherri as she began softly tugging. "Deal?" "Anything you say!" sighed Ted as his eyes began rolling in the back of his head as Sherri pulled a pillow off the couch, dropping near his feet. "Deal! Of course it's a deal!" "Then you might just be not only the perfect guy for me, but also the perfect girl for me," giggled Sherri, dropping to her knees and swallowing his cock. He could barely contain his moaning as he was receiving a blow job like no other he'd ever had. His ex-girlfriend was beautiful, but had nowhere near the wild sex appeal that Sherri possessed, as she took him deeper than anyone else ever had. The pretty, yet innocent blonde from the lingerie store was instead far from innocent, as he lasted but only a minute if he was lucky, with the a sultry vixen quickly bringing him to climax. He'd seen lipstick lesbians on television or in porno, which seemed more like characters than real people, as the only lesbians that he'd encountered in real life or business were nothing like this. When finally she licked him clean and stood back up to her feet, he could do nothing but accept her kiss as she cemented her position as the dominant partner, sticking her tongue in his mouth. He never before tasted his own semen, yet she just had kept enough stored in her mouth that when she squeezed his testicles while she kissed him, he was helpless as she easily rammed it down his own throat with her tongue. With his former girlfriend, their smooching was more mutual, yet with Sherri it seemed so different as she pushed him to a seating position on the coach and climbed atop him. There was about another five minutes of deep, passionate kissing until finally she stood, lifting herself from atop his lap and then straightening her negligee. "That was hotter than I expected, and not a bad start," smiled Sherri, wiping her mouth. "Where's the bathroom?" "There's one right there in the hall, and another in my bedroom if you'd rather we go there next," Ted panted. "Hhhhhmmm?" Thought Sherri. "Yeah that's better. I assume the master bath is just as gorgeous as the rest of the place?" "Well I'd like to think so, but not as gorgeous as, Sherri," smiled Ted, reaching out and squeezing her hand. "Or you, when I'm done with you," said Sherri, licking her lips as she looked at him. "Come show me, because the night is young and I'm just getting started with you!" "Oh I love how you think, Sherri," said Ted getting up and leading her to his bedroom and then into the bathroom. "Good, because before we continue I've got some work to do," said Sherri, looking around at the huge marble bathroom. "Oh yeah this will do! This will do quite nicely!" Sherri walked over to the huge master tub and then tapped it for him to get in as it filled. She began rummaging through his medicine cabinet as he stepped into the warm water, and then the next thing he knew she ripped open a package of his Bic razors as he settled into the tub. She grinned as she filled her hand with his own shaving cream and then lifted his left leg, spreading it with his ankle. "Ready?" asked Sherri. "This should be fun!" "Ready? Ahhhh no," said Ted, swallowing hard as he closed his eyes as she dropped down the blade. "Oh stop," replied Sherri as he could feel it slide across his calve. "You're not even that hairy of a guy, and trust me, a body looks so much better when it's clean shaven." "Let's hope so," sighed Ted. "There's nothing to hope about," said Sherri, slicing away. "Not just your body but everyone's body! Trust me, hairy anything that is not atop your head is totally gross!" "Well it sure looks like I won't be having that problem tonight then will I?" Ted joked, peeking at the hairless streaks down his left calve. "Well as long as you have enough razors, then no you won't," said Sherri, tossing it in the trash and taking another one from the package. "Have another package in that cabinet because these were not made for what we're using them for, and I don't want to nick you?" "Unfortunately, yes," nodded Ted. "Good, because we'll need them for your pits and gross forearms," said Sherri, lifting his leg straight up now, working around his knee. "Thankfully you've only got a little peach fuzz around your nips and naval." "Yeah thankfully," smiled Ted, almost not believing he was allowing her to do this. "Exactly." Sherri twisted her neck. "But not for long." He closed his eyes, unable to watch yet curiosity made him peek now and again, as slowly but surely his hair faded from his legs. It was far from a quick process, yet she never wavered from the task, ever so meticulously removing stay hair from his legs and then around his belly button. She then lathered his face, shaving it once with the grain and then again against it, before wiping his face with a towel. She walked back to his vanity, finding the next package of razors, returning to attack his chest and then ran back into the living room before returning with her big purse. She dug through the bag before pulling out a case and unzipping it, pulling out a thin long straight scissor and a tube of moisturizer. Once she wiped it onto his face, she then lifted his wrist, extending his forearm and then slid her scissor beneath his forearm hair, trimming away the length. When she was satisfied with the messy shearing, she lathered up past his elbow and took a new razor, slicing away the remnants. The longest lengths came when she eventually lifted his arms, stretching his long pit hair and before shearing through its length. While she didn't seem to gag when she took him easily down her throat, she tried acting like it was nothing yet almost barfed as she turned, dropping the pit hair into the toilet. "Sorry! Eeewww," gulped Sherri, regaining her composure, shaking off her momentary grossed out state to shave his pits. When beneath his arms was actually nice and clean, she drained the water and had him stand up again, digging through her purse. She took a minute rinsing the tube once the water was gone, and then tossed some contents of her makeup case on the vanity. "Well I was due for a new brow comb anyway." Sherri pulled the little comb from her makeup case. "Spread a little and be very still, please." "Oucchh," mumbled Ted as she combed through some of his pubes with the little comb. "Sorry," giggled Sherri, again lifting her scissor as she stretched a section of his pubes forward and then trimmed. "Girl loves curls, but not down here if you get my drift." "Well I guess I'm learning that, except just don't drift too much, ok?" Ted sighed as she was stretching and trimming. "You mean like drift here?" teased Sherri, stretching his manhood and opening the scissor around it. "Ahh yeah," replied Ted, looking down uncomfortably. "How about here?" teased Sherri, pretending to slice off his balls next. "Please don't even kid labout that?" "Why not?" giggled Sherri, squeezing his balls with her fingers, playing with them and then twisting them. "A snip here and there and you'd be so much more my type then?" "Again! Not funny!" replied Ted, feeling a bit scared and squirming. "Please, this whole day as been uncomfortable enough." "You mean more comfortable than a strange girl you just meet holding a sharp blade near your privates?" Sherri said with an evil grin on her face. "Seriously?" "No, I didn't say that?" sighed Ted as she squeezed them. "But maybe a little?" "Interesting?" giggled Sherri. "Funny that it was ok when they were in my mouth, but not in my hands. You might want to rethink that, because which do you think could actually be more dangerous?" "You telling me I should be worried?" Ted smiled. "Well only if you keep fidgeting, and don't spread wider for me, sweet cheeks," Sherri put down the scissor and once again took a new razor in her hands. Even with all the mental discomfort and teasing, she was mostly gentle, yet he felt on pins and needles as she added some foam and wiped away sections of his pubes. It was bizarre seeing the slew of tiny curls on the tub floor before she began adding quite a bit more shaving cream underneath and down his butt crack before sliding a razor so cautiously across his shriveled balls. He could feel her nail at the crack of his ass as she parted his cheeks, working between them and then finally she twisted him back around, looking up at his face, seeing the angst in his eyes. "So that's pretty good, right?" Sherri asked as she pulled his manhood back between his legs, proud of how she had shaped him. "Unless you want to go a little tighter?" "No, that feels pretty tight?" gulped Ted. "But how are we going to do anything if you pull it back tight like that?" "I mean the shape, silly?" laughed Sherri, letting go. "It's a nice tight shape and cut! You know a nice v-shape, and it's not like I had an electric trimmer on me? Let's leave it as we can always do more or even a bikini wax at a later time." "Oh," nodded Ted. "Go it and let's not get that crazy, please." "Fine, and about that pull back issue?" smiled Sherri. "Not necessary in the bedroom of course, but we carry plenty of stuff in the store to fix that issue, but we'll cross that bridge when we need to, girlfriend?" "Sure?" replied Ted before acting silly. "I mean, girlfriend?" "One thing at a time, but I like how you're thinking again," said Sherri. "If I was thinking, then I didn't even know I was," said Ted, staring down at his hairless body. "You really are such a blonde under there then, aren't you?" said Sherri, turning on the water again and grabbing the handset. "Now let me just hose off any strays then get out and let me rinse the tub again." She sprayed his legs now with the nozzle before spinning him around and parting his butt cheeks, squirting water between them before motioning him to get out. Once she hosed down the tub, she patted him down with a towel and opened her big pocketbook, removing a small tube of lotion. From the neck down she squirted it into her hands, rubbing him down from head to toe. "Next time I'll be more prepared and do a better job." Sherri pulled more things out of her makeup case. "For today this will have to do though." "So you're thinking this could be a regular thing?" Ted asked with a big smile on his face. "I thought I wasn't your type?" "You're not! Now you don't happen to have any cosmetics around your ex- girlfriend might have left behind, do you?" said Sherri. "Maybe even some hair tools or anything like that?" "No." Ted shook his head. "Come on? You sure?" Sherri rolled her eyes and walked over, opening the medicine cabinet. "I mean I haven't dated a guy in two years, but we all do that? Leave a lipstick or a nail polish? Sometimes even just to show we were there?" "No, I'm very neat as you observed," said Ted. "Nothing around." "Ok, but I probably still have some shit out there at a house or two??" said Sherri, still looking and then turning and folding her arms. "And again there was an ex-girlfriend right? That wasn't just bullshit?" "It wasn't," Ted tossed up his arms in frustration. "I'm not gay?" "Well, not yet?" Sherri dabbed some foundation on her finger. "But sit on the edge of that tub and let's see what we can do here with my limited stuff." She smoothed some foundation on him with her finger and then took out her compac,t blending as best she could. A little blush followed and then a pencil outlining his lids gave a hint of dimension. She only had a small eye shadow pallet of earth tones that she used on his lids, and then she unscrewed her mascara wand, thickening his lashes. She was mostly ill prepared for his quickie makeover as she filled her hand with gel and went to work gelling back his short hair tightly. She took her brush, raking hard through it until it was pulled back tight in the front and all pushed up atop his crown before taking a small clear scrunchie from her purse and winding it in. "I must look like a disaster with a little makeup on since you just probably made like a one inch pony on top of my head." Ted pointed up at his hair. "What am I getting, a bow on my head?" "Well I would have brought one if I knew you wanted one, but let me see what I can do, pretty girl." Sherri filled her hand with more gel. "Patience, as at least some extra gel will hide the greys a little until we can fix that and I've got just enough of a little nub to work with here, let's hope." "Jeez, I was thinking about trying that Just for men stuff, but I guess for sure I'll be buying it tomorrow," said Ted as she was playing with the tiny nub of a pony atop his head and then she began texting. "Yeah no. I'll get you a professional appointment where they do it right," said Sherri as she began texting and then put her phone dow, reaching behind her head. "But in the mean time for tonight don't judge m,e and I only have this one in for thickness but right now I'd say it'll work better on you then me." He watched half stunned as she unsnapped this long hair from behind her head and then suddenly transferred it over to his, snapping a clip against his crown. Just like that she began wrapping the long blonde extension tightly around the little nub and then once she snapped the last clasp, he could feel it sliding across his back. "Hey," said Sherri stopping his head from swaying as he was moving his neck feeling is sliding around on his shoulders and looking down at her phone. "Slow down and let me finish. Plus my friend Molly just texted back she can take you tomorrow at eleven. That good?" "How about I make it through tonight first?" Ted laughed as they shared a giggle as out came a few beige bobbi pins from her makeup case as she pinned it down tightly in place and then began brushing through it. "Ok, but I'm going to tell her to hold the spot because you're way too young for stuff," said Sherri, putting down the brush for a moment texting. "And way too sexy! At least very shortly anyway." Again she brushed, as with each stoke she tugged at his scalp until she was satisfied before she pulled out a one inch section, extending it outward and coating it in hairspray. Once the top and bottom were saturated, she smoothed the entire length from top to bottom with her fingers twice and then wrapped it around the base of the faux pony, concealing the clips and band. It took a few last bobbi pins to hold it in place, and then she dug through her purse until she found what she was looking for. "Well no bows like I said, but this should do." Sherri extended a hunk of pink ribbon and reached up, tying it around the base of his pony. "I bought this for wrapping presents, but tonight you're my present now, ok?" "The last part," smiled Ted. "Yeah." "Good," said Sherri, unscrewing a tube and sliding a soft applicator across his lips. "Now you sit here, let this set and do not move an inch while I get your negligee. Got it....... Diana?" "Diana?" asked Ted curiously. "Yeah you look like a Diana to me," Sherri replied. "So sit tight and don't you dare peek." "Holy shit!" gulped Ted as she headed back to the living room. It was but a moment until she was back and then stood in front of him wiggling the negligee she brought him as she held it by the straps. "Hands up, girl," Sherr ordered with a huge grin on her face as he lifted his arms and she dropped it down over him. It was like magic as the soft silk felt like a million dollars against his smooth skin as he looked down, seeing it settle across his body. The moment it did, she took his hand, leading him over to his own bathroom vanity mirror as he stood a bit surprised at his image. "You still need some work, but not a bad start right?" said Sherri, standing next to him before leaning in and nibbling his ear, softly kissing his neck. "This is sick," Ted shook his head, watching his hair sway and then biting his cherry lips. "Nah, I'd say kinda sexy," said Sherri, turning his face towards hers. She leaned in, kissing him and instantly he became aroused. When they broke the kiss, it as crazy to look down at their matching red silk negligees pressed up against each other, with his manhood pressing through his and against hers as he almost couldn't believe this was happening. She took his hand now, leading him into his own bedroom and then pushed him back on the bed. Atop him she climbed, cautiously avoiding sitting atop his erection, instead hovering over him, looking down into his eyes and touching his face. "Feeling more sexy now, Diana?" asked Sherri, sliding her nail softly down his arm. "Because I do?" "Definitely?" replied Ted, dying to have her. "Good, because I'm thinking this could be a regular thing if you want it to be?" said Sherri, leaning down and kissing his flat cleavage area. "Oh please," nodded Ted, drooling. "If you're willing to work at it?" Sherri kissed his chest again. "You know I am." "Good, because I'll be more prepared next time, Diana," said Sherri, flexing her fingers in front of his face. "You like my nails?" "Yes," moaned Ted. "Good, because you'll be getting a set just as nice," said Sherri, sliding them across his nipple through the silk. "And a flawless face, and your own little boobs and say good bye to these greys. How's all that sound, Diana?" "Wonderful! Whatever you say, Sherri!" said Ted, foaming at the mouth as she squeezed his nipple with her nails. "That's my girl," said Sherri, touching his face and then leaning in whispering before sticking her tongue in his ear. "But in the meantime, your turn to return the favor from earlier, like a good girlfriend. Ready, bitch!" "Oh yeah!" sighed Ted as she pulled back and then scooted herself forward, ready to drop down. "Oooohhhhh mmmyy gawddd! Whoooaaaaa." He looked up, seeing her completely shaven female parts dropping towards him and then could do nothing but arch his back and turn his head for a moment, letting out a yelp and a scream. It was so bizarre that it caught Sherri completely off guard as she hopped off him just inches before dropping down onto his face and then she spun herself off the bed, horrified. "What the fuck, Ted?" said Sherri, looking at him with complete disgust. "I'm sorry. You were just too hot," replied Ted, breathing heavily. "Just give me a second and please let Diana do her thing on you. I promise I'm good at it." "Are you fucking kidding me?" Sherri said pissed. "You couldn't contain yourself you selfish son of a bitch and you just soiled that gorgeous expensive silk nightie. I'm not climbing back on that shit and this is exactly why I fucking hate selfish asshole men!" "Wait Sherri!" said Ted, chasing her into the living room. "Please don't leave like this? It's just that you're too damn sexy?" "Yeah, well you could have been too!" yelled Sherri, pulling up her dress then reaching down, grabbing her shoes and pocketbook before pushing him out of the way. "Now get the hell out of my way!" "Sherri, please," yelled Ted as she stormed past him out the door and he chased her into the hall. "Please don't go." She never looked back as she avoided the elevator, racing down the stairs instead as the second he heard a neighbor unlock his door, he freaked, scurrying back inside his apartment, quickly realizing he was in a negligee in the hallway. All he could do was kick himself that he had just ruined what could have been a great relationship, and he began sobbing a bit as he leaned against his door safely inside his apartment just before any neighbors could see him like that. He sat for over an hour on the floor, trying to figure out how he could have controlled himself better, drinking the rest of the wine from the bottle like a bum. Half way into the night he finally found the strength to pull himself up, lifting the soiled garment over his head and ripping off the faux pony. He stepped into the shower to wash away his sorrows, enjoying the warmth of the water as it pounded down on his back. It was a peculiar experience to wash makeup from his face, yet it was even more disconcerting when he soaped his smooth body. When he switched off the water, none of that was what really bothered him anyway as he stepped out, staring into his own eyes in the bathroom mirror, grasping the edges of the pedestal sink. He was still kicking himself that he had blown a chance with a girl he really liked and contemplated what he could have done differently.