Help from my Friends A New Years Eve Parody
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What would you do if I danced in the nude,
would you cum when we all make love?
Hold me tightly in your arms,
our bodies will fit like a glove.
Gonna cum with a little help from my friends
Get some with a little help from my friends
What would you do when I quiver and shake,
would you turn out the light and sleep?
Put your tongue here and kiss me, my dear,
free your mind, you have nothing to fear.
Gonna cum with a little help from my friends.
Get some with a little help from my friends.
Can you feel my desire?
Your arousal gets higher.
Does it put you on fire?
I sing out like a voice in a choir.
Gonna cum with a little help from my friends
Get some with a little help from my friends
What do you feel when youre feeling alright,
do you lie there with your thoughts to give?
Do you want more and more today?
Your sweet loving I want to steal.
What would you do if I say I love you,
would you band me from your home?
Let me kiss you and suck you right here,
I just don't want to wack alone.
Gonna cum with a little help from my friends.
Get some with a little help from my friends.
Mmm, cum with a little help from my friends
Happy New Year!
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