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Incubus

The Incubus is a demon in male form who, according to mythological and legendary traditions, lies upon sleeping women in order to engage in sexual activity with them. In reality, the Incubus possesses a male. It has grown in power from the times of old, no longer relying on a female to be sleeping, over the years it has perfected the art of seduction and rape. It’s power brought forth from the countless females it has impregnated. Now the spirit looks to take hold of another subject. Someone...

3 years ago

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Incubus

Your alarm blares, and your grumble as you realize it's time to get ready for school. You motivate yourself by remembering that there's just one more year...then you can go to collage and move out of the house. As you get around to the bathroom, you have to do a double take to recognize that yes, that is in fact you in the mirror! You've never been bad looking, but suddenly the reflection in the mirror is that of a well-toned model that vaguely resembles what you looked like yesterday! You...

3 years ago

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Inccubus

Dalton, for that was the kids name, thought he had finally found the right book, the cover was bound in what appeared leather (not sure if it was animal or human). The entire book was filled with faded letterings, what appeared to be Latin. A few of the incantations were too faded to physically reproduce but some of the spells were perfectly legible. Being the 19 year old boy he was, all that Dalton could think of was sex...sex, sex, sex. If his cock wasn’t hard then he...he...well he was in...

3 years ago

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Cockbusters

(Narrator) In this edition of our program the boys try to cum to grips with that old porn movie query "How much cum is too much?" Hopefully they can get their hands on the correct data to shoot some holes in this movie cliché. Who are the Cockbusters? Jay-me "The Heinie-man" who is always ready to answer the "call of booty." "Slam-it-in" Savage whose motto is "If it's a tight fit, slam it in." Between them over 20 years special sex-effects for the porn movie...

1 year ago

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Sukkubus

Der frisch beschworene Sukkubus formte sich langsam aus dem grünen Nebel, zuerst waren nur die Silhouette und die Smaragdgrünen Augen zu sehen. Tarbas, der Beschwörer schaute erwartungsvoll in den Nebel, er hatte noch nie einen so mächtigen Dämon gerufen, und hoffte das alles stimmte. Doch er war zuversichtlich und sein Blut wich auch schon langsam aus dem Gehirn in seinen Schwanz. Er stand nackt vor ihr. Bald war die Dämonin vollkommen beschworen und Tarbas musterte ihren wohlgeformten Leib....

2 years ago

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Cockubus

Cockulus is the word my friends and I use to describe the lust magnetism....a****l attraction.....to our fellow Cock worshippers. It grows in us and drives our deep seated desire to worship Cock. It's the spirit inside us that attracts us to each other....CockLover to CockLover. The spirit that turns our flesh to throbbing temples.....transforms our juices to lust giving nectar.....fills our bellies with CockLust desire......excretes the musk of Priapus from our glands, Cocklovers fermones...

3 years ago

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Bushman

They call me the bushman. Why? Because I love a big full bush on a woman,especially when it has been fucked well and the bush is all soaked with cum. It all started for me when I was little and stayed with my granny. She slept naked and one night I got scared and went and got in bed with her. Gramps was gone. My hand brushed across her her huge hard nipple. That was a big turn on for me but at the time I did not why. Then my hand brushed across her full bush. It was so soft and thick. That...

3 years ago

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Babusitting

Mia liked babysitting for Jon. He was handsome and kind and a single father. Tonight he was going out to have a few drinks with some guys and Mia was taking care of the k**s. When he got home she had the k**s asleep in bed. They chatted for a few minutes then he got the money out and began to pay her. He stopped and looked at her and said "Want to earn more money?" Mia asked "How?" Jon told her" Take your top off for me." Mia laughed and pulled her shirt over her head. She was not wearing a bra...

2 years ago

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Babushka

I felt awful and was a bit scared when Babushka told me to get into her room..Let me tell you how I got to this point. My parents hired this Eastern European woman to help in the house with me and my siblings, she was also our housekeeper. I think her name was Sasha, but we always called her babushka, meaning old woman or grandmother.Truth be told she was not that old when she got hired. Maybe mid 30s. She spoke English with a heavy accent, pretty much broken English.She was strict, yet very...

2 years ago

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Bushfire

Another fantasy with a grain of truth....Whenever there is a big bush fire, the service calls up its volunteers, organises them into strike teams and sends them out to fight. A strike team is 5 trucks, each truck with nominally 5 crew, a command vehicle with 3 crew and sometimes a quickfill with 2 crew to supply the frontline trucks with water as quickly as possible. This is usually done by finding a river, creek or other water supply and pumping out of there and into the trucks.Generally...

4 years ago

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Mutobus

Mutobus by Saxen Thud incubus - an evil spirit that has sexual intercourse with women succubus - an evil spirit that has sexual intercourse with men mutobus - an evil spirit that has sexual intercourse with the altered --------------------------------------------------------- I never understood what happened to me. I don't know how it happened, or why, but it did happen, and there's no trying to make sense of it. I was late for work; there was some sort of thunderstorm the...

1 year ago

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Witchbusters

The frigid North wind was cutting into Gabriela's slender middle like a pointed dagger sharpened by one of the demon horde. She was loath to give it more than a barely noticeable hunch of her softly curved shoulders lest she be seen as a weak-kneed cunt unable to brave the elements. Her legs were sensibly encased in a leather sheath of the supplest of sheepskins and she wore a tunic trimmed with the fur of a devilish little fox that had made away with a precious chicken in the middle of the...

1 year ago

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Ballbuster

Copyright © 1999, 2000 Some would say Ellen is not beautiful. Some would say she is not even pretty because her features are sharp. Some consider her ass a little broad. But, when she wants to, she has a gleam in her eye which attracts men without repelling women. She is personable and intelligent, easily managing an excellent career and many friendships. She has a passion for life and enjoys everything from cooking to golfing. When she wants to be, she is a world-class lovemaking machine...

4 years ago

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Cockbusters

(Narrator) In this edition of our program the boys try to cum to grips with that old porn movie query "How much cum is too much?" Hopefully they can get their hands on the correct data to shoot some holes in this movie cliché. Who are the Cockbusters? Jay-me "The Heinie-man" who is always ready to answer the "call of booty." "Slam-it-in" Savage whose motto is "If it's a tight fit, slam it in." Between them over 20 years special sex-effects for the porn movie industry. Joining...

1 year ago

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Pissubus

Ms. Craven sat up on the side of the bed. She blinked her tired eyes. It was harder to get up this morning. Not a good sign. She stood and her right knee ached. Definitely not a good sign. She trudged to the bathroom. She felt much more tired than she did yesterday morning. She looked in the mirror at her straight shiny black hair, bangs cut in the front. A white hair! Horrors. She yanked it out. She needed healing soon. "Pop quiz!" she announced to her 8 am Psych. 101 class. It...

1 year ago

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AbuseMe

You don't need to be a fucking rocket scientist to understand what's going on Abuse Me, when you see the domain name. Since it says AbuseMe, you can be sure that the content is all about rough sex. Let me show you what they say about the platform: "Welcome to Abuse Me, the best 18+ teen abuse site on the web! Look, we made this site for one simple reason, We like to see teens treated like the dirty little sluts they are. So we scoured the earth for the cutest, tiniest, and sweetest 18+ teens of...

1 year ago

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LatinaAbuse

Latina Abuse! Are you a staunch lover of Latina women with all their thick asses and soothing caramel skin tones? You might want to look away because this site is NOT for you. But if you love your Latina pussy mixed up with lots of face fucking, humiliation, and rough riding sex that’s extremely hardcore, then you might want to stick around because that’s what Latina Abuse is all about. Just a single look at the teaser photos is enough to tell you why the abuse part of the domain name is so...

1 year ago

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BlackAmbush

Black Ambush, aka BBC Surprise! You ever order lunch, and when it gets here, your sandwich is way too fucking big? Some folks would opt to share that party sub with their friends, but any of the girls at Black Ambush would probably try to fit the entire bad boy down her throat at once. Make sure you order that on rye bread, because they like it hard and black!BlackAmbush.com has been serving up unexpected chocolate since the beginning of 2017. “These girls are going to get a BBC Surprise...

1 year ago

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2Busty2Hide

Reddit 2Busty2Hide, aka r/2Busty2Hide! I know I spend a lot of time on ThePornDude.com, bringing you the latest and greatest NSFW subs that you can find out there. However, it’s good to venture into the SFW realm from time to time to see what they have to offer there. If you ask me, it can be nice to see a bitch in clothes for once, especially if you fuck a lot of them all the time. It’s like seeing an actual human for once, and I think that they can be even sexier when they don’t show...

1 year ago

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BustyWorld

Do we live in a Busty World? Since the inception of the artificial tata, I think the answer is an easy yes, but honestly? The world was full of big naturals even long before silicone came along. You just had to know where to find them. In this day and age, with access to the internet, finding those giant jugs is easy as hell. In fact, this next website is a fucking paradise of flesh pillows, both real and synthetic, attached to some of the sexiest pornstars ever to walk the earth and get boned...

1 year ago

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Bratbuster

It's mid afternoon, Saturday night and Hugh was dog tired after a long day at work, so he decided to take a nap, before going anywhere. As soon as he lies down, the doorbell rings. He answers the door and it's Gary with his , Fiona, and some other unknown girl. "Hubie, what's up, man, can we come in?" Gary asks. "Come on in, I'm tired as hell right now though. I'm not really up for anything too wild tonight." "That's cool" said Fiona. As soon as everyone is in, Hugh asks "So who's this?"...

1 year ago

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Incubus

You stand in the formless void of hell, having been summoned by your master. You recently got promoted above the rank and file demons that torture the unlucky denizens of this infernal realm. "Are you ready to go into the mortal world?" a voice booms from the darkness around you. "I am, my Lord" you say. You've worked hard for this promotion and are eager to begin. Even for demons, hell is an unpleasant place to be. As an Incubus, you'll be able to possess a mortal host and experience the...

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Succubus

So this story starts of with you, whether you are the succubus or the summoner ( If you choose to be the summoner both first and last name will be used if you are the succubus just the first name will be used not the female first just the normal one)

2 years ago

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Ambushed

Ambushed by Peg Thebois It had been a month since Clarissa Marshall had grabbed my wrist as I was walking down the hallway between classes but today was the day. I hadn't even seen her and a group of her friends were just hanging out in front of some of the lockers as I was walking right by them. When I felt a hand grab me out of nowhere I immediately cringed, thinking it was one of the big jocks stopping me long enough to take a swing at me. After a moment without a bludgeoning...

2 years ago

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Busted

Busted! by Jordan Holder The woman in a t-shirt and jeans next to me snapped her gum and decided to stand after drawing a seven. I looked at the eight and five I was holding, glanced at the several face cards I could see on the green felt table in front of the other players and the dealer, and brushed my pair of cards toward me. The dealer flipped a card from the shoe. A nine. Busted! Damn. Well, one could hardly expect to win by standing on 13, not when the...

2 years ago

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Incubus

Brainstem reticular formation. Medial dorsal and anterior nuclei of the thalamus. The limbic system and the amygdala…the hippocampus. These are but a few centers of desire that I can alter within a select anatomy, the deepest and sometimes hidden component of your soul. The increased pulse, the dampness I sense of your body has been well under my control and this you have allowed. I can produce and adapt to those unspoken needs of your darkest sexuality. You have shared volumes with me...

2 years ago

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Incubus

His hands stroked my spine as he tried to comfort me. His gentle touch soothing my fears and replacing my earlier panicked state with a consuming heat that started and built in a place I thought would remain untouched. Uncertainty caused me to pull out of his embrace, to look into the fiery depths of his caramel eyes. His eyes smouldered with the same intensity I had seen only once before. His hand rose to the nape of my neck as if on its own accord while the other hand lingered at the small...

3 years ago

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Incubus

It was a powerfully hot day. Tim had been enjoying the company of various beach goers who stumbled into the farmer's market that weekday. Being a smaller guy, he always loved the fresh air and healthy living that gave him an attractive air to him. He had moved from his life inland farm to the small cove community that had very few people in it. He specialized in the foods that are rare, as one does to attract customers when they have little selection otherwise to get any food. Luckily...

3 years ago

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Incubus

His hands stroked my spine as he tried to comfort me. His gentle touch soothing my fears and replacing my earlier panicked state with a consuming heat that started and built in a place I thought would remain untouched. Uncertainty caused me to pull out of his embrace, to look into the fiery depths of his caramel eyes. His eyes smouldered with the same intensity I had seen only once before. His hand rose to the nape of my neck as if on its own accord while the other hand lingered at the small...

2 years ago

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Incubus

Brainstem reticular formation. Medial dorsal and anterior nuclei of the thalamus. The limbic system and the amygdala…the hippocampus. These are but a few centers of desire that I can alter within a select anatomy, the deepest and sometimes hidden component of your soul. The increased pulse, the dampness I sense of your body has been well under my control and this you have allowed. I can produce and adapt to those unspoken needs of your darkest sexuality. You have shared volumes with me...

1 year ago

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Incubus

An Erotic X-Files Story Trudi Bowman slowly unwrapped another soft cube of strawberry Bubble-Yum and added it to the now nearly flavorless glob already in her mouth. The surge of flavor did little to lift her spirits as she shifted her feet behind the counter of the nearly-empty Road Pantry convenience store just outside Hallville, Pennsylvania. It was eight- thirty on a Saturday night, another hour before her shift ended, and time seemed to be standing still for the sixteen-year old girl. Her...

2 years ago

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Busted

Busted By Dr. Demento The setup "Mom!" Shouted Sissy as she ran into the living room where her mother was sitting. Her mother, Rita, looked up from the magazine she was reading. "What is it Sissy?" She questioned as she flipped the page. "Mom... something has to be done. I?m sick and tired of finding my bra?s ripped; this is the third one this month!" She stated as she held the torn garment out for her mothers inspection. Rita took the bra and examined it closely....

4 years ago

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Busted

Busted I was at home once looking at a photo my girlfriend had sent me during that day while she was at work. It was just after seven and Sarah would not be back for several hours yet and that was exactly why she did it. Sarah always was a tease sending me all sorts of photos that never left anything to the imagination. Sarah loved to look after herself and at just under six feet tall all I could see was the perfect woman. With the body of a model and legs that no sculptor could match I was...

1 year ago

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Busted

Busted I was at home once looking at a photo my girlfriend had sent me during that day while she was at work. It was just after seven and Sarah would not be back for several hours yet and that was exactly why she did it. Sarah always was a tease sending me all sorts of photos that never left anything to the imagination. Sarah loved to look after herself and at just under six feet tall all I could see was the perfect woman. With the body of a model and legs that no sculptor could match I was...

1 year ago

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busted

Busted By My Mom:I Was Caught In My Mom's No Nonsense Pantyhose, High Heels, Bra, EtcI had been sneaking into my mom's bedroom to wear her clothes for a few years by this time. I was quite comfortable and very adept at doing it. Or so I thought.On this particular day, I came home from school. Since my mom was always away until one and a half hours after I get home, I decided to do my usual favorite activity of mine, going into my mom's bedroom to get dressed up in her clothing. I took off my...

3 years ago

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Busted

BustedI was at home once looking at a photo my girlfriend had sent me during that day while she was at work. It was just after seven and Sarah would not be back for several hours yet and that was exactly why she did it. Sarah always was a tease sending me all sorts of photos that never left anything to the imagination.Sarah loved to look after herself and at just under six feet tall all I could see was the perfect woman. With the body of a model and legs that no sculptor could match I was quite...

3 years ago

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Busted

BustedI was at home once looking at a photo my girlfriend had sent me during that day while she was at work. It was just after seven and Sarah would not be back for several hours yet and that was exactly why she did it. Sarah always was a tease sending me all sorts of photos that never left anything to the imagination.Sarah loved to look after herself and at just under six feet tall all I could see was the perfect woman. With the body of a model and legs that no sculptor could match I was quite...

4 years ago

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Busted

I bit down on my bottom lip. "Do it if you're gonna do it," I whined, before walking in there. "I hear the showers going, so Gabriela and Mandy must be in there now. I just saw them playing some ball, and no one was else was in the gym," I said, before feeling my crotch. "Damn, my wood is stiffer than a diamond. They're both naked in there and maybe even washing each other," I let out, before I locked the door and had to start walking towards the shower.I calmly made my way over there and...

1 year ago

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AMBUSHED

When still a teenager at s*******n in 1961 my best buddy Butt RIP took me under his wing. As we both loved fishing and hunting we often slept with each other to get early starts. As my late Mother and Father just couldn,t be bothered to teach me about the basic facts of life it was Butt who showed me explicit hardcore magazines his father had brought back from his time served in the US Army in West Germany which were very i*****l in bible belt America in thev1950s. Those magazines may have had...

4 years ago

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Ambushed

I was traveling on business when my flight was laid over at O'Hare for bad weather. The airline put me up at a airport hotel and told me it could be as long as 48 hours before they could get me another flight. I took a cab to a bar the bellhop recommended and sat down for a few beers and watched the Bulls. When I got up to take a leak and noticed a lovely brunette sitting by the door. She was about 5-7 with nice tits and lecherous smile. I got back from the head and looked for the brunette. She...

4 years ago

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Ambushed

I was traveling on business when my flight was laid over at O'Hare for bad weather. The airline put me up at a airport hotel and told me it could be as long as 48 hours before they could get me another flight. I took a cab to a bar the bellhop recommended and sat down for a few beers and watched the Bulls. When I got up to take a leak and noticed a lovely brunette sitting by the door. She was about 5-7 with nice tits and lecherous smile. I got back from the head and looked for the brunette. She...

4 years ago

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Ambushed

I was traveling on business when my flight was laid over at O'Hare for bad weather. The airline put me up at a airport hotel and told me it could be as long as 48 hours before they could get me another flight. I took a cab to a bar the bellhop recommended and sat down for a few beers and watched the Bulls. When I got up to take a leak and noticed a lovely brunette sitting by the door. She was about 5-7 with nice tits and lecherous smile. I got back from the head and looked for the brunette. She...

2 years ago

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Ambushed

My job in this ambush was to decide when it was to start. Foster placed me just around a curve in the road, gave me a good-sized tree for cover, two muskets, and orders to stop the patrol when it was close enough. I loaded buck and ball and we waited. I guess there was six or seven of us that day. We heard them coming before we saw them, a column of men on foot led by a slim officer on horseback, maybe twenty of them and another rider at the tail. As they rounded the bend and came into view,...

3 years ago

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Succubus

Invisible finger the hand of fate Finds you and lingers to agitate From without to within that whispered smile Caressing your soul… at least for a while. Passion building so hard to control An aphrodisiac for your soul Skin is tingling… a feathery touch Yearning, wanting, needing so much. Waking your body with carnal desire Playing your mind, stoking the fire Incredible feeling… swallowed by lust Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. To rise again, hunger anew She is calling… calling to you Sugary...

1 year ago

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Succubus

You, Venus Xana, are ready for some fun. You sigh in petty annoyance though, because instead of going and doing as you're supposed to, you have been called back to hell to check on the humans you've captured, instead of finding another soul to steal. It has become so common, and you have lived so long, stealing the souls of men (and some women, when the times call for it) when they cannot control their desire for you. You've mastered your abilities to give them just what they want, and you are...

2 years ago

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Succubus

She was like the cheerleader who gang bangs the entire football team. Only she was never going to be exhausted at the end of her debauchery. This was the one and the only reason she existed. She drew her strength from their semen. Every man who landed his load on her, and grinned, thinking how messy he had made her, had given her additional years to further her sticky existence. Every last ounce of jizz that came anywhere near her was converted into life giving essence.She could change shape...

3 years ago

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Succubus

I glanced over to the passenger in my car, marveling at her beauty, and my good fortune. She looked back with a soft smile that sent a tingle straight through my spine. God, how I wanted her. It was only a few hours ago that I had met her at the bar, her long blond hair shining even in the dim light of the smoky room. The thin, light blue dress she wore clung to her form, the loose skirt wrapping itself around her legs with every step she took. Her feet were displayed in silver heels, the hem...

2 years ago

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Succubus

I glanced over to the passenger in my car, marveling at her beauty, and my good fortune. She looked back with a soft smile that sent a tingle straight through my spine. God, how I wanted her. It was only a few hours ago that I had met her at the bar, her long blond hair shining even in the dim light of the smoky room. The thin, light blue dress she wore clung to her form, the loose skirt wrapping itself around her legs with every step she took. Her feet were displayed in silver heels, the hem...

3 years ago

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Succubus

I glanced over to the passenger in my car, marveling at her beauty, and my good fortune. She looked back with a soft smile that sent a tingle straight through my spine. God, how I wanted her. It was only a few hours ago that I had met her at the bar, her long blond hair shining even in the dim light of the smoky room. The thin, light blue dress she wore clung to her form, the loose skirt wrapping itself around her legs with every step she took. Her feet were displayed in silver heels, the hem...

3 years ago

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Succubus

Invisible finger the hand of fateFinds you and lingers to agitateFrom without to within that whispered smileCaressing your soul... at least for a while.Passion building so hard to controlAn aphrodisiac for your soulSkin is tingling... a feathery touchYearning, wanting, needing so much.Waking your body with carnal desirePlaying your mind, stoking the fireIncredible feeling... swallowed by lustAshes to ashes, dust to dust.To rise again, hunger anewShe is calling... calling to youSugary sweet this...

4 years ago

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Succubus

It was a warm sunny summer morning as Dave West left his car in the tiny village car park and followed the path across the fields towards the distant woods. He allowed his mind to drift, enjoying the sounds, sights and smells of the countryside around him. As he walked he could feel the hassles of work drop from his shoulders, thoughts of his cramped office with piles of paperwork slipped to the back of his mind. Climbing a stile he entered the cool canopy of the woods, surrounded by trees he...

1 year ago

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Succubus

When I got home, I closed the door casually, took off my shoes, and walked straight into my small bedroom, feeling a little strangely looking forward to it, and my pace was unavoidable, because I knew that what awaited me next was unique beautiful. I can't wait any longer. Pushing open the door, I saw a beautiful figure similar to a human woman lying quietly on my bed. The reason why I use "Zhang", which seems an inappropriate quantifier, to describe her is because she is lying on my bed at the...

3 years ago

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Abused

Abused By strangefun WARNING: This story contains graphic depiction of depraved sexual acts, sisification, sexual abuse, humiliation and torture. Read at your own discretion! "Wow, you've got a new sissy slut to abuse!" The unfamiliar voice reached me through the sound my gagging on a long silicone dildo being inserted deep into my throat through the ring gag, that is keeping my mouth so invitingly open. I twitch in my bonds as my keeper pushed it in another inch: "Yeah,...

2 years ago

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Ambush

Fifty years after a nearly apocalyptic world war, human population is a fraction of what it had been. In an effort to restore the dangerous population levels, women were enslaved and used as reproductive machinery. In the natural response to such arbitrary oppression, a courageous leader arose among the women and led many of them out of the giant maternity-camps of the north-east into the west to escape their masters. Forcibly sensitive to the necessities of reproduction and survival, they...

2 years ago

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Busted

Busted Nikkie Silk “Happy is what happens when all your dreams come true,’ Stephen Schwartz Sandy came into the bedroom where I was still dozing, holding a pair of tights in her hand. ‘Babe, I wouldn’t ask, but I’m so pushed for time and I’ve just laddered my last pair of clean tights. I desperately need some before I go to this client meeting.’ She held them up as if to prove what she was saying. ‘OK,’ I said, still half asl**p, ‘what can I do about it?’ ‘Can I borrow a pair of yours, pretty...