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It was a beautiful spring Saturday morning, the birds were out chirping in their sing-song voices and the hustle and bustle of the downtown area hadn't quite started yet. A young bride to be named Thea Lancaster was set to be married to her fiance, Kareem Franklin at the nearby church, The Catalyst later that afternoon. The two were out and about taking pre- wedding pictures with the help of Thea's twin brother, Talon, who they had "hired" to be their photographer. "Oooo what about over by the old Hitchinson building with the tree mural?" Thea asked in excitement, pointing to an old brick building nearby. "That's where had our second date!" "As I've said for the hundredth time, it's you and Kareem getting married so whatever or wherever you want. I'm just here to take pictures," Talon replied, shaking his shaggy sandy brown hair out of his face. "Of course!" Kareem chuckled, adjusting the left sleeve of his dark blue tuxedo jacket to scratch an itch on his wrist. He adjusted his long, braided dreadlocks as he followed his future bride and his future brother in law over to the brick building. "Alright get into whatever pose you two want," Talon poorly suggested as he stood a good ten feet from them. Thea rolled her bright blue eyes at her younger brother and grabbed her fiance's light brown hand as they tried a few different poses. As Talon went to take the first picture, he noticed a blonde-haired woman walking near the couple. He snapped the picture anyway, figuring he could just do a quick edit in Photoshop to erase the woman from interrupting the shot. "Oh my goodness. I am so sorry! I didn't see you were getting photos taken," the woman apologized profusely as she quickly stepped out of the way. "Congrats!" The woman quickly hurried away, giving a slight wave to Talon who was just giving her a weird look. Something about her seemed off to him but he couldn't exactly pinpoint the reasoning. With a quick shake of his head, he went back to his main focus: taking Thea and Kareem's pre- wedding photos. "Hey Tal! You alright? You look like you've seen a ghost," Kareem called out, flashing a bright smile. "Yeah... I'm good. Just had a brain fart is all. Sorry. Get back into that last position of you holding her from behind, wrapping your arms around her waist, and resting your chin on her shoulder.," Talon shouted back, bringing his camera back up to his face. Kareem and Thea adjusted themselves so they were in the exact pose that Talon had instructed. He took a few more photos of them in front of the tree mural before suggesting they move to another spot. They walked to the nearby converted, defunct train station, while Talon was looking through the photos he had just taken. In each picture, he saw the strange blonde-haired woman in each one. He cycled through the photos again thinking he was just seeing things and to his surprise, the woman was gone in each of them. "That's weird... I could have sworn..." he thought, his face scrunched up as he stared down at the little screen of his camera. "Tal! Come on! We don't have all day to lollygag!" Thea shouted as she and Kareem stood in front of the train station doors. "Huh? Oh, right. Sorry..." Tal muttered as he quickly half-jogged over to where they were standing. "Are you sure you're alright? You suddenly seem really out of it, dude," Kareem asked. "We could take a small break, maybe get you something to drink? I think there's a shop nearby." Talon nodded, he knew it was no use trying to argue with his future brother in law. He went and sat down on a nearby bench while Kareem had run off to a nearby shop to buy some water for everyone. Thea sat down next to him, being extra careful not to scuff up her dress. "Tal, can I be one hundred percent honest with you?" Thea sighed, looking over at her brother with a serious look. Talon tried to remain calm as his mind raced with different ideas of what his sister was possibly going to say. The worst is that she suddenly had cold feet and wasn't sure she could marry Kareem. His face must have said it all as his sister's serious face began to fade into a smile. "Haha oh my god! You thought I was gonna tell you I couldn't marry Kareem, didn't you? Woooooooow. Way to think so highly of your sister!" she snorted with laughter. "Asshole," Talon spat back as he turned away from her. "Oh come on Tal. That was funny! Give your twin some credit. It's not every day I get one up on you." He didn't respond and just rolled his eyes as he looked out towards the wall with the mural they had just come from. Leaning against it was that strange woman from before[Doug Kope1] smoking a cigarette and staring at him. Again he felt uneasy and quickly looked away once their eyes met. After a few seconds, he looked back and saw she was still leaned up against the wall but beckoning him towards her with a finger. Talon gave her a questioning look, setting the camera down between him and his sister as he contemplated getting up. The woman gave him a sly smile as she stood up from the wall and began to walk away towards an alleyway. "Tal, I said I was sorry. Would you stop ignoring me?" Thea demanded. As she spoke her brother had quickly stood up from the bench and took off running towards the mural. "Talon! What the fuck? Come back!" Thea tried to stand up but found it quite difficult with the dress in the way and the fact she did not want to risk tearing it. Instead, she was forced to watch her brother take off to who knows where while her fianc? was busy getting water. With a loud "hmph" she crossed her arms and pouted while she was stuck waiting. *** Something was alluring about this strange woman that Talon could not place as he ran towards the alleyway. Shockingly, it wasn't as difficult as he thought it was going to be in the dress shoes he had on. He could hear his sister yelling at him but he just ignored her and pressed on, having made it to the mural just as the woman turned around the corner. "Hey wait!" Talon shouted, holding himself up against the wall by his left arm as he tried to catch his breath a bit. He muttered a few swears under his breath as he hurried over to the entrance of the alley. When he finally turned the corner all he saw was an empty damp alleyway that had back entrances to different buildings on either side; along with black garbage bags near an overfilling green dumpster in the middle. He took a few steps in, "H-Hello...? Who are you and why are you stalking us?". There wasn't an immediate response as he crept in a few more steps as a loud noise came from behind. The sound had caused Talon to jump as he tried to keep his wits about him. The noise continued and at that point, Talon figured he was just seeing things and decided to head back to his sister. "She's gonna beat my ass for taking off like that... Especially on her wedding day," he thought as he turned around. "HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUUU- Talon had turned right into the strange woman from before and the initial shock had caused him to quickly stumble backward and lose his footing. He ungraciously fell right on his ass in a tiny little stream of god knows what liquids with a loud splat. "Whoops. That wasn't supposed to happen..." the woman spoke while trying to stifle a giggle. "Sorry about that Talon." "What the fuck? God damn it! My fucking tux is ruined. Lady, what the fuck is your problem?" Talon yelled as he quickly scrambled up. "This was a fucking rental! Wait, how do you know my name?" "All in due time silly. Now, how about we fix that tuxedo of yours real quick?" she replied with a bright smile ignoring his questions and waved her right hand in front of him. The back of his light blue dress pants that were covered in the filthy liquid immediately dried, as if he never landed in it. For Talon, this felt like a warm breeze that swept across his butt as the material dried. He turned his body to try and get a look at what was happening behind him, just barely managing to notice that there was no trace of the liquid. "What the fuck...? How did you do that? Who... no, what the hell are you?" he asked after spinning around trying to get a better look at his rear. "Oh, just your friendly neighborhood person who fixes universal fuck ups," she said matter of factly. "And boy do we have a doozy today." Talon didn't respond right away as he tried to quickly think about what she just said, "Yeah... I'm just gonna go now..." He hurried past the woman to the entrance of the alleyway he had walked through. Right as he would have stepped out onto the main sidewalk he collided with an invisible barrier that knocked him back down on his butt. "Ow! What the hell?" he shouted in pain. "Sorry Talon, I can't let you go just yet. Not till I fix this fuck up," the woman told him as she watched the whole ordeal. He quickly scrambled up onto his feet and tried to run through the barrier, only to fall much harder this time. The woman tried to not laugh but a few giggles escaped her covered mouth. This didn't stop him from getting back up and banging his fists against the barrier, screaming for help as some random pedestrians walked by. "Seriously, just stop before you hurt yourself. It's an invisible barrier and no one can hear or see you." "What the fuck lady?! Let me out of here! HELP SOMEONE!" Talon continued to beat his fists against the invisible barrier that felt like a solid brick wall. Eventually, he started to slow down and turned to lean against it, slowly sliding down till he was sitting on the dirty ground. "Please don't kill me. I have a wedding I'm supposed to be a part of," he pleaded. "Kill you? Jesus dude. No one is dying today. I just need to fix this issue real quick and then you can get onto your wedding like planned," the woman said as she waved her right hand again. "Things are gonna get a bit weird FYI but I'll be back momentarily after I talk to your broth- er... sister." In the blink of an eye, the woman suddenly vanished leaving Talon alone in the alleyway. *** Thea continued to sit on the bench, still miffed that she was left all by herself, and hoped her fiance would return soon. While she waited, she caught the eye of Talon's camera and quickly grabbed it so no one could run by and snatch it. With the camera in hand, she figured it wouldn't hurt to take a look at some of the photos her brother had taken to pass the time. "Well hello there cutie!" the blonde woman said cheerfully, suddenly appearing right next to her. "Uhhoooh my god!" Thea yelled as she jumped in fright, dropping the camera. There was a loud crash as it collided with the concrete sidewalk and broke into a few pieces. "Oh no... MY WEDDING PHOTOS! Fuck! Talon is gonna kick my ass... What the hell lady? Why did you have to scare me like that?" Thea asked as she picked up the broken pieces of the camera. "You owe my brother a new camera." "Woopsie daisy. I can have that fixed in a jiffy Ms. Thea," the woman calmly said and waved her right hand over the broken pieces. Almost instantly all the broken pieces of the camera in Thea's hands merged back together and the camera looked good as new. "There, all fixed now." "Wh-what the hell? H-How did you just do that?" Thea asked, starting to freak out a bit. "That's impossible..." "Oh dearie, if I had a nickel for every time someone said that to me... I'd be one rich lady. I'm gonna keep it light and simple. I'm here to fix a universal fuck up. You aren't supposed to be Thea and your brother isn't supposed to be Talon. For some reason something got fucky in your mother's womb and you switched places and now it's my job to fix it," the woman explained. "I know it sounds crazy and in due time it'll probably make sense." "What the fuck are you even talking about? I'm supposed to be Talon? Haha yeah right! You sound like a crazy ass bitch. Sorry but not sorry. I'm gonna leave now," Thea shouted while trying to stand up. The woman sighed, she couldn't exactly put blame on the twins for not believing her but she had to get this problem fixed before it was too late. She quickly waved her right hand in front of Thea who suddenly found herself stuck on the bench. "What the hell? Why can't I move off this damn thing?" Thea grunted while struggling to rip herself off the seat. "What did you do to me? Who the hell are you?" "My name is Emmi W. Lams, hon. You can just call me Emmi. I'm so sorry I procrastinated on doing this till your wedding day. I hope you'll both be able to forgive me," the woman now known as Emmi introduced herself. Thea shook her head, her dark chestnut brown hair suddenly began to lighten till it was a much lighter brown and began to pull back into her scalp. She tried to scream for help while still struggling to pull herself up off the bench but the few pedestrians walking nearby didn't seem to notice. "What is happening to me? Please stop doing whatever this is!" Thea cried out as tears began to form in her eyes. "Please just let me go!" Emmi frowned, "I'm sorry but this HAS to be done. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go back and check on how your brother is doing. I'll be back soon." Without another word, Emmi suddenly disappeared as Thea tried to desperately reach towards her as the wedding gloves that reached to her forearms began to come undone till they were just a sleeve. The sleeves slid up her arms and attached to the straps of her mermaid dress. Her hair had finished being pulled back, forming the shaggy style that her brother had. "Someone please help..." she squeaked as the bottom of her white wedding dress began to turn a light blue color. *** "What the fuck is happening to me?" Talon exclaimed, grabbing at the rapidly growing locks of hair that were falling in his face. "Why is my hair growing out?" "I must say I love what your soon to be brother did to their hair. It's gonna look so cute on you," Emmi replied, suddenly appearing in the alleyway again. "You! You did this! C-Change me back!" Talon yelled while pointing a finger at her. "No can do. As I explained to Thea, you two were switched in the womb and I'm here to fix that issue. I just kind of procrastinated on this a bit..." Talon screamed at the top of his lungs and charged at Emmi, his hands quickly forming fists as he was ready to attack her. Emmi just frowned and waved her hand making him freeze in place before he had the chance to reach her. His hair had finished growing out, reaching to the middle of his back before turning to the dark chestnut brown that Thea had. It then began to style itself as hours of work curling the locks of hair into different curls happened in mere seconds. A small rose gold flower headband appeared out of thin air and nestled itself on the top of his head. Emmi smiled at the new accessory she had conjured up as a small gift. "Lemme go..." Talon stuttered through his frozen lips. "Only if you promise not to attack me. If you try and do it again, I'll freeze you till the changes are done," Emmi sternly told him. "Pwomise" Talon replied. Emmi waved her hand making Talon quickly unfreeze and watched him stumble towards her. She managed to catch him before he tumbled face-first into the concrete and helped him up just as his rental tuxedo started to lose its color. Talon quickly took a few steps back from Emmi and grabbed at his long hair, taking notice that it looked just like Thea's. Meanwhile, his dark brown dress shoes had lightened in color as the front where his toes were opened up revealing much daintier looking feet and toes that had just recently been pedicured. His heels began to rise a couple of inches as the former dress shoes finished turning into a pair of light brown wedges. "My hair?! What the fuck?" Talon asked as his fingers ran through the endless curls. "Looks absolutely beautiful and well done. Your hairstylist did a phenomenal job. I just added a little piece to compliment the look. Call it a gift if you will." His fingers just happened to collide with the headband as she mentioned it. He tried to rip it off his head but the damn thing felt like it was superglued to his head. "What the hell is on my head?" he demanded, running his fingers across it trying to picture what it was. "Something borrowed if you will. I'm a sap for old wedding traditions and I wanted you to have something to complete the look." "What the hell? What's happened to my tux?" Talon cried out, finally noticing that the sleeves of his tuxedo jacket were now a bright white along with the rest of his tuxedo. "Why do I feel a breeze on my feet?" "Well, I had to go with a Plan B in terms of switching you and Thea's clothes. I couldn't just make you guys naked especially when we're out in public. So this was the next best thing," Emmi explained. "WHAT?! THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE!" Talon yelled, noticing that his shoes had changed into the pair of wedges his sister raved about for weeks. The legs of his dress pants began to slowly merge, forcing him to adjust his feet closer together. With each passing second, the gap between them closed as the material changed from a synthetic blend to a rich satin until they were one solid piece. He looked down and ran the palms of his shaking hands down the sides of his thighs as he felt the new piece. "Wh-what is this...?" Talon asked, looking up at the woman. "The bottom of your wedding dress?" Emmi asked sarcastically. "I thought you were the smarter twin? Speaking of... I should probably check in on the other one." Just as before Emmi magically disappeared without a trace leaving Talon to himself. *** Thea had watched helplessly as her dress turned into the same color as her brother's tuxedo, the one's she and Kareem had picked out for the groomsmen. The material had changed from the soft satin to a synthetic blend while the skirt of her dress began to shrink around her legs and split down the middle. Her wedges had flattened as they grew in length to accommodate for her growing feet. As the toe box sealed itself closed, a pair of black dress socks appeared out of nowhere and slid up her feet from within the new dress shoes. "Oh hello again," Emmi giggled, having appeared next to Thea again. "YOU! STOP THIS!" Thea begged, tears falling down her face. "Please just stop this!" "Oh Thea... don't cry," Emmi replied while waving her right hand. "There, you'll have to wait till your sister gets married to shed some tears. I just stopped back by to see how the changes were holding up on you." Thea had immediately stopped crying and wiped her eyes as her cheeks dried of the tear trails. She looked at Emmi with pleading eyes as a line of pearl-colored buttons appeared down the middle of the top of her dress. The top lost all it's sequins and floral patterns as it lengthened, splitting from the skirt that had become a pair of dress pants. "What the fuck is wrong with you?! Why are you doing this and don't give me this 'restoring order' or whatever bullshit you're on," Thea demanded, her voice deepening with every word until she started to sound exactly like Talon. "Ew, is that my voice? I sound just like Talon." "I'm not sure how else you want me to explain it. Slight tangent but I love the colors you and Kareem picked out for your wedding," Emmi said. The top portion of Thea's dress had just about finished changing into a dress shirt. All that was left were the sleeves that extended down till they reached her wrists. Emmi snapped her fingers on her right hand making Talon's tuxedo jacket appear on Thea as the color began to restore itself to the light blue. "Perfect!" Emmi cheered with a clap of her hands. "Other than the clothes looking awfully big on you... you look fantastic!" "My dress!" Thea cried out, her face scrunching as she tried to cry but couldn't. "That was my dream dress and now it's gone!" "Oh dearie, it still exists. It's just now on its appropriate owner. I wouldn't dare ruin such a beautiful dress like yours." "How do you explain this shit then?!" Thea yelled while grabbing at her new clothes. "I'm wearing Talon's clothes!" "Not quite... there's still your underwear and your breasts," Emmi thought before suddenly disappearing. "Wait don't leave!" *** Just as the woman had disappeared, the sleeves of Talon's dress shirt had split away from the armholes. They would have fallen off his arms if it weren't for the fact they shrunk till they were skin tight and slinked down to his wrists. The cufflinks had come undone, pulling apart both sides as they slipped out of the holes and fell towards the ground. Right before they hit the ground they disappeared, only to reappear attached to Talon's earlobes as they turned into diamond earrings. The edge of the cuffs had shrunk, forming a small string that slithered around his middle fingers and attached to the rest of the now satin wedding gloves. Intricate flower designs appeared along the back of his hands as parts of the gloves peeled away to reveal them. Talon's dress shirt had finally attached itself to the skirt as the buttons faded away, leaving behind sequins and matching floral patterns across the front and quickly spreading to the back. Talon watched as the top buttons came undone to allow the neckline of the shirt to plunge downward revealing the very top of his bare chest. Just below that the new top of the dress hardened as two cups formed. His tuxedo jacket suddenly disappeared off of his frame and a few seconds after the woman appeared again. "Well hello again Talon or is it, Thea?" Emmi asked. "Jesus Christ! Can you stop doing that?" Talon yelled out in fright. "Where's my jacket?" "The disappearing act? Uh... yes and no. I gotta make sure you and your sister/brother are making progress. As for the jacket, it's now on the person it's supposed to belong too." "How much more am I going to change...?" he asked, sounding defeated. "Until this mistake is fixed. Glad you asked though because this next part you're not going to enjoy in the slightest." Talon began to feel a warm, tingling feeling in his crotch. At first, it felt like a small itch but quickly grew in intensity till it started to hurt. Underneath the layers of clothing, his testicles were rising into his body and continued until they were in their new permanent position. The now-empty sack of flesh split apart and sunk back into his body as they formed the folds of his labia. His penis was the next to shrink, the head getting smaller and smaller till it was just a nub as it was soon covered by its new hood. The feeling of Talon's forming vagina almost made him throw up as his insides moved around and shifted. "Oh god, it hurts! What the hell is happening?" Talon asked, his voice rising till he sounded exactly like his sister. "What the fuck? I sound like Thea!" "Mhmm," Emmi replied with a nod. "It'd take a bit to see for yourself but long story short you no longer have a penis or your balls." "WHAT?!" YOU TOOK MY DICK?!" "Girls don't have boy parts and vice versa. Basic ass human anatomy there Tal..ea. Ya know what? I'm just gonna call you Thea and make my life easier." "GIVE ME MY DICK BACK!" Emmi giggled which quickly turned into bursts of laughter as she tried to stop herself. "I'm so sorry. You just sound so damn funny asking for your penis back as a woman." "THIS ISN'T FUNNY! GIVE IT BACK!" As Talon was screaming at Emmi, his blue boxers with pineapples on them began to lose their color as the material also changed. They crept back up his thighs, feeling tighter as they shrunk till they were a pair of lace panties. He began to feel a tightness in his chest and desperately tried to grab at it through the top of the dress. "Oh god. Am I having a heart attack?" Talon cried out. "Fucks sake. No, you dolt. Your boobies are coming in. It's going to feel weird since you're essentially going through puberty a second time in a matter of seconds," Emmi explained while trying not to facepalm. Talon could only watch in horror as his chest began to soften and push outward a bit, his nipples feeling overly sensitive and looking very puffy. His chest continued to push out until they pressed against the cups of wedding dresses top. "WHAT THE FUCK?! I HAVE MY SISTER'S TITS!" Talon screamed, touching the edges of the flesh. "EWW!" "Oh my god. You are so dramatic. Congrats, you have boobs!" Emmi replied, rolling her eyes. "I need to check on your brother and then I'll be on my merry way. It's been a pleasure meeting you Thea. I do wish we could have met in much better circumstances. I wish you and Kareem a blessed life together and that you and Talon adjust to your proper lives. Goodbye." Emmi disappeared for the last time before Talon could say a word. *** Thea was still grabbing at her new ill-fitting clothes as the woman had disappeared yet again. In a brief fit of desperation, she tried to rip apart the dress shirt, managing to put quite a bit of strain on the buttons before the clothing snapped back in place. "God damn it! I don't want to be Talon!" Thea yelled, now trying to pull down the dress pants. She felt a weird pressure coming from her braless chest as she struggled with the pants that refused to come undone. Her breasts started to recede into her chest as if a pair of invisible hands were pushing them back in. Thea's nips changed just a little bit as the areolas had shrunk till they were a fourth of their original size. "Hello again!" Emmi said excitedly as she appeared out of thin air again, sitting next to Thea on the bench again. "Ah fuck! You're back?!" Thea yelled in fright. "Stop disappearing on me like that! It's not cool!" "Sorry. This will be the last time you see me. I just wanted to make sure you handle this next big change, as well as your sister, did. Just like I told her, you're not gonna like this..." Emmi explained. Right as Thea was going to question the weird lady's response, she felt an odd tugging sensation coming from inside her. Her ovaries were quickly being pulled down till they descended into a growing flesh sack that was being formed by her changing labia. She made a loud 'oof' sound as she felt them pop out of her body. "What the hell was that?" Thea asked, suddenly feeling a bit nauseous. "Well... that would be your balls dropping," Emmi replied nonchalantly. "MY WHAT?!" Thea screamed. Emmi started to giggle a bit as she tried to explain what was happening. Instead, it just made her giggle even more as the changes continued. Thea's clitoris began to push out and grow, a fleshy shaft following behind it closing up the rest of the hole behind it. The feeling of nausea quickly fading away just as quickly as it started. "Oh gross! I can feel something growing in my panties!" Thea screeched grossly as she felt her new penis finish forming. As she mentioned the word 'panties' her underwear began to change. The lace material turned to cotton as the white color turned to blue; the underwear growing as random pineapple designs appeared all over till she was wearing a pair of boxers. "Welcome to the male side of things, my dude. You officially have a fully functional male sexual reproductive system," Emmi revealed, still giggling a bit. "EWWWW!!! I HAVE TALON'S DICK? Fucking gag me!" Thea gagged. "I can't have a dick! What the fuck?!" "Well, most guys tend to have a dick and balls..." "I'M NOT MOST GUYS! I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE A GUY! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A WOMAN GETTING MARRIED TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!" Emmi tried to stifle a laugh at the former woman's outburst as she stood up from the bench, "That's where you're wrong kiddo. I know my timing was impeccable and no amount of apologizing will fix that but I know you'll find a lucky woman." "FUCK YOU, LADY! CHANGE ME BACK NOW!" "I told you I can't from the beginning. Now, I must get going... You and your sister need to get back together before Kareem gets back. Take care!" Emmi waved goodbye as she disappeared for the last time. Once she was fully gone, Thea found herself freed from whatever invisible force was keeping her planted on the bench. She quickly stood up and looked around, silently hoping and praying that the woman hadn't just upped and disappeared. In the nearby distance, she caught sight of a woman in a white wedding dress stumbling out of an alleyway and immediately recognized it was Talon. *** The invisible barrier that had kept Talon in the alleyway disappeared as a wave of air rushed across him. He could hear the sounds of people and traffic nearby and it quickly dawned on him he was free. Talon turned towards the entrance of the alleyway he had initially walked through and took a couple of steps towards it, stumbling along as he tried to adjust how he walked with the wedges on. Upon stepping out of the alleyway he looked around and his gaze soon saw himself standing over by the converted train depot. As their eyes locked on each other he watched himself start to run towards him. He slid his feet out of the wedges and quickly picked them up and ran towards the person he knew deep down was his sister. As the siblings ran towards each other their bodies began to shift. Talon shrank with each step, his new clothes starting to fit better and not look ridiculous on his masculine frame. Thea, on the other hand, was quickly growing, the ill-fitting clothing starting to fit better and not feel as loose. When they reached each other in the middle of a walkway between the two streets they both looked at each other in shock "Talon?!" "Thea?!" To Be Continued...?