The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis 4 May is Gone Maynard is Back
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Quite frankly, I can understand how some guys become child molesters or start sucking schlong. Having a little wee-wee leaves them with few other alternatives. But if it were me, I would shamefully hide inside my house, never to go outside, if I had anything less than nine inches swinging between my legs. And although I wouldn’t be biting pillows or feeling on little kids, I sure as hell wouldn’t feel confident enough to get naked in front of any fine female if I knew that I couldn’t...
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In a society where sex, nudity and desire have grown to be discussed and displayed, masturbation, and specifically, feminine masturbation, stands while a taboo still.Is it just the topic that is taboo, or will it concern the practice itself also? Let’s check out what surveys reveal.YES, women masturbate!The subject of female masturbation may be a taboo in daily media and conversations, nonetheless it is not for researchers! Let’s travel around the world with this selection of statistics for...
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PornPics has been on my mind for a while now. There are some pretty good things about this free porn site, one of those facts is that it features photos. Browsing through an endless amount of porn pictures is a good pastime along with watching porn videos. It's a different vibe, you know? These are pictures that can last forever, always being this one item that gets you off. PornPics does a really good job of bringing in quality porn pictures in a way that's a bit different than most other...
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In 2023 the newly liberal government passed new laws permitting masturbation in public. Originally it was just a six-month pilot program but was such a huge success that the laws were made permanent. Sex crimes overall were down and people in general became more liberal about their sexuality. Even the divorce rate came down. Let me give you some of my background. I started a small company when I was in my twenties that grew exponentially over a short period of time into a huge success. I sold...
My First Masturbation ClubI love to masturbate, I always have. When I was in my 20s, I used to masturbate a LOT. Back then, before the internet, I used to go to the adult bookstore once a week and buy several swinger magazines. I used to read the ads, and masturbate to the photos of the hot couples looking for someone to share their spouse with. I would send responses to certain ads of couples looking for single males, but almost never heard back from any of the couples.One month I noticed an...
Aloha means hello and goodbye! I guess that the alohatube is an appropriate name for a porn page, because, let's face it, everything comes down to sex, from the moment when we all were just two tiny cells merged together to the day we die. Yeah, it sounds like some philosophical shit that is too complicated for your morning dose of review reading, but it's way simpler than it sounds. You want to check out a new page and know everything about it beforehand, and I want to have fun with writing...
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After a long fucking week of non-stop ultra-specific fetish reviews, there’s nothing I’d enjoy more than a casual pass over a simple porn genre that every straight male can enjoy. Masturbation is law. It’s the only thing women are good for when they’re not taking cock. Well, there’s also cooking, but I cook better than most women anyways, so that’s kind of a wash. These 21st century women can’t find their way around sour dough. It’s depressing. So, if a girl’s not riding my cock, she better be...
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EroticThis isn't really a story but hopefully the nice people at XHamster will let it through... There are lots of masturbation surverys floating around the web (I've even posted one under my profile here), but I've been thinking for a while that none of them ask all the questions that interest me. Masturbation is a deeply personal thing and I'm fascinated by just how different everyone's experiences and tastes are, so I've tried to home in on that variety.The questions are really aimed at women...
Bhabhi Bhaiya Hey guys, This is Dragging_Feets and this is my first story here at ISS. I am an amateur so the story may not be as expertly written as it should be but please bear with me.Also, the story will be long. So, please have patience.The story is totally a fantasy and characters of the story does not represent anyone in real life. —————————– The phone at Shukla residency was ringing aloud and it caused Mayank to wake up from his sleep. “Wow! That’s a Great news” he heard his mom...
IncestMo followed Mr. Knowles to a dimly lit room. 'Whats going on' she asked. 'Dont worry Mo, i told you i got you. Now what i want you to do is sit right down here.' Mr. Knowles said reassuringly. 'Sit where, Todd?' 'For now Monique, It's Mr. Knowles. And i want you to sit here.' Todd said pointing at his lap as he sat in the brown leather recliner. 'Oh? You want me to sit here on your lap?' Mo said teasingly. 'Yeah bring that fat ass over here and get comfy.' Todd requested. Mo seductively walked...
This is a true story and occurred at Frostburg between roommates. Taboos are fading and masturbation is increasing. This presents difficulties that dorm residend assistants must deal with. Working our conflicts in masturbation among roommates is common now and necessary. If you want more details you can email me at [email protected] happened but i did not want to get anyone in trouble.In my freshman year, I was put into a freshman dorm like most freshmen, Annapolis Hall. I was put with...
Introduction: Naked bodys and sex talk. Mutual Masturbation. Four internet friends all living in different countries had one thing in common, they were all turned on by the thought of mutual masturbation. All members of a porn forum they had discussed this topic long and often. I had observed their discussions but had never entered into conversation with them. Then one day they were discussing how hot it would be if they could all masturbate together live on camera. They could have had a cam to...
Naomi was walking along a beach at dusk. It was usually a popular beach this time of year, but due to some recent storms and unusual cold weather, tonight was rather quiet. Naomi felt the sand between her toes and enjoyed the feeling. Looking out over the beach Naomi noticed a sapphire blue object a short distance away just under the water. Naomi wondered if it was a shell or something else. She reached down and tried to pick it up. The object was bigger than she thought and a few small tugs...
Mind ControlFour internet friends all living in different countries had one thing in common; they were all turned on by the thought of mutual masturbation. All members of a porn forum they had discussed this topic long and often. I had observed their discussions but had never entered into conversation with them. Then one day they were discussing how hot it would be if they could all masturbate together live on camera. They could have had a cam to cam; but they wanted to all be on the same screen watching...
[note: this is a complete rewrite of the original] Edna Mayfield ◊◊◊◊◊ Is it perfume from a dress That makes me so digress? ‘The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock’ — T.S. Eliot 28 August The Mayfield house was unlike any other in the neighborhood, comfortable, perhaps, but hardly practical and certainly not in keeping with it’s more typical suburban neighbors. The house’s immaculate cypress siding, stained dark gray, hovered lightly under a copper roof, yet the sidewalk along the street...
About 5 years ago I met up with a much older gentleman over the holiday while visiting family in FL. Not cut for a porn movie but at least it was real. I only embellished a few things. Guess and I'll tell you at the end what I exaggerated.Anyway, this old man, 70, had several hobbies, including one new hobby, one we had in common.It was early evening, shortly after dinner, and his wife had already gone to bed. I knocked softly, as instructed, and he greeted me in a shirt and bathrobe. "I...
It's a new generation and it's no longer taboo. I enjoyed it regularly along with a friend at my first job- night shift with some long dry hours to burn. True story.I was 17 then so the urge was overwhelming and often and we had to do something. I had taken the job printing, sealing and cutting plastic cards and badges. The guy I started working with was older, 22, but very cool and we quickly became friends.It had only been about a week for me when discovered the boss's porn collection-...
My longtime female friend Jody, now mid sixties, one can think of her as mature, for sure, but she is one hot thing with lovely large, swinging hang breasts and large rubbery nipples, almost an inch long. Great to suck and clamp things on… A great muscly behind and most importantly, great personality with insatiable wank and fuck needs... Jody and I often spend time together and have great time watching porn, masturbating and fucking. When not with Jody, chronic masturbation keeps me satisfied,...
By : Shalini Dutta Amar nam neha. Nischay amake tomara keu bholen ni. Amar lekha “Pistuto dadar kache choda khaoa “ series ta nischoy apnader mone ache ebong bhalo o legeche. Apnader aneker I dabi chilo ami aro golpo likhi. Kintu somoy er abhabe apnader kache segulo somoymoto tule dhorte parini. Aj apnader natun ekta golpo upahar dite chai. Ei golpo anekdin ager ghotona. Tokhon ami class 11 e pori. Amar kache oboshyo chodon khawa kichu notun noi. Kenona amake amar pistuto dada mitash amar 12...
Masturbation and Porn Survey 2019I saw some of these surveys have been done in the past and I find the idea fun, so let's try this! This one is not only about masturbation, but also about what kind of porn you like. I will provide the blank form below, and my answers under that. If you want, put a link to a blogpost or story with your answers in the comments (If you like this, be a good sport and participate! You can answer only the questions you want to, obviously)survey begins below...
What’s up, you filthy animal! How’s that cock treating you? Are you finally tired of jacking off to all that dungeon-grade filth yet? Haha! My friend, that rabbit hole only goes deeper and deeper! You might need to take a break! At this rate, the only thing that’ll get you hard is a video of a girl choking on a cock within an inch of her life! I guess that sounds kind of fun, but if that’s your go-to to get off… you’re gonna need to consider some therapy!Don’t worry, though. I’ve got just the...
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"Oh fuck!" Maya cursed as she looked in the rear view mirror and saw the police car's lights flashing and heard the shrill beep of the siren. She wondered how long the cop had been following her.Maya was usually a perfect driver, she was aware of stories from friends and family of D.W.B, aka Driving While Black. Knowing that, she didn't give reason for cops to stop and harass her. Except tonight was different, she was driving with a leaden foot and on top of that had a few drinks. She honestly...
LesbianIt was a warm summer day in July and I had just gotten home from work and changed out of my work clothes into a t-shirt and loose shorts. There were still several hours of daylight left in the day even though it was about 5:00 in the afternoon and the temperature was around 80 degrees. I left the front door open and opened several windows to help cool the house. Warm sunny weather always seems to make me horny and I turned on my computer with the thought of surfing for some good porn. It was...
MasturbationBook Eight: Labyrinth of Love Chapter Eight: Impaled by the Minotaur By mypenname3000 Copyright 2016 Note: Thanks to B0b for beta reading this. Acolyte Sophia – The Labyrinth, the Island of Yalut The words of the Minotaur echoed down the hallway out of the darkness of the large room before us. The source of the foul stench pervading the Labyrinth flowed with it. In the glow of my pink, ethereal light bobbing beside me, I spotted a skeletal arm stretched out of the large room,...
Susanne Butler was settling in for the night in her house, she was Caucasian, she was 62-years-old, she was 5'8, shoulder length long blonde hair, blue eyes, she was wearing underwear, a long satin silk nightgown, she was also a loving divorcee mother to her 18-year-old teenage Daughter named Katherine, she's also Caucasian, she's 5'7, brunette hair, hazel eyes, her 16-year-old son named Peter, he was also Caucasian, he was 5'9, brown hair, brown eyes, her 3-year-old Toddler son named Mark, and...
Mind ControlFemale Masturbation, Japanese Style Female Masturbation, Japanese StyleBy PoweroneCopyright 2006 This story is inspired by a series of Japanese videos titled ?Female Sexual Esthetique.? ??????????? Eriko had always been close to her Grandmother, who had spoken at length about her life in Japan until she died last year.? Eriko was amazed at the stories her grandmother told, things that her mother would never even mention.? During her grandmother?s life, the sexual norms in Japan...
Like most guys, I was very young when I first started to explore my body. I started with my anus anus, fingering it, smelling it and looking at it in the mirror. By 11 or 12, I moved onto my penis and started rubbing it and discovered that, gee it feels so good. Soon after I started ejaculating and it felt so good I was hooked and still am at 62!Fifty years of masturbating and ironically these days now that I'm retired, I jerk off much more than I did when I was 18. I find that I have a lot in...
Note: Thanks to b0b for beta reading this! Acolyte Sophia – The Labyrinth, the Island of Yalut The words of the Minotaur echoed down the hallway out of the darkness of the large room before us. The source of the foul stench pervading the Labyrinth flowed with it. In the glow of my pink, ethereal light bobbing beside me, I spotted a skeletal arm stretched out of the large room, fingers twisted in agony, one of the beast’s victims. My heart hammered fast. We were at the heart of the...
My name is Andrea and I am 20 years old. I’ve been masturbating since my teens. I was kind of a late starter. This story is about my first masturbation experience. My interest in sex and masturbation all started when I was in a chat room and a guy sent me an instant message asking me if I was horny. I told him that I didn’t know what horny meant. He explained it to me and also what the person does when they don’t want to be horny anymore and I started to get this funny feeling inside and my...
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Non-EroticThe MinotaurI polished the story a bit and finally finished it. This was written as a present to a very special (in a good way) girl here on xhamster. You know who you are. Enjoy ;-)Setting: Warhammer Fantasy, Dark Elf Kingdom of Naggaroth...Part 1: The AmbushThe coach was rumbling along the road going from the city of Ghrond, the northern seat of Morathi's cabal of Sorceresses, to one of the Witch King's Watchtowers in the far north, guarding the Dark Elf kingdom of Naggaroth from incursions...
Changes Abound: Maya's Journey Part 1 A Cross-Dressing Story by Maria Ski Susan Hawke looked at her nephew as he slowly undressed. She had never seen him so sad. She wondered what she could do to cheer him up, but she knew there was nothing she could do at the moment. As the memory block she had placed would kick in soon. He hugged her as he left. "Thank you Auntie Susan, thank you for letting me stay." "You're welcome honey." She hugged him back. "Would you like to do what you...
*this was taken from another person's stories. I do not claim to own any part of this, except for the answers to the following questions. Unusually avoid these things but I found this one interesting. Plus I am always interested in know about others and their prevy habitsI saw this in a friend's gallery and thought what a great way to introduce yourself to a group, of like-minded people. I love sex and masturbating. An ex of mine never understood why I masturbated all the time, every day... of...
Are you male or female?Age?At what age did you start masturbating?How many times a week do you masturbate?How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself?Where do you masturbate:In bed?In the shower?In the bath?Outdoors?At work?Every room in the house?In a car while traveling along the interstate?What do you fantasize about when you play:A significant other?A friend?A friend's spouse?A stranger?A co-worker?A member of the same sex?A member of the opposite sex?A past lover?What...
105. GRAN TRIES LIFE MAYS WAY.Life took a while to return to normal, Rose with care returned to full health in a couple of days her wounds being treated as they were inflicted with antiseptic helped a lot, she had a lot of bruising and that took a lot longer though. The silk through her tits she had me photograph before removing also her I took shots of her sex and her new hood rings of which she was most proud. She had me put a number of old earring`s into the holes in her labia on that...
My answers to the masturbation quizAre you male or female? MaleAge? 40+At what age did you start masturbating? 13, up in my bedroom naked one summer night.How many times a week do you masturbate? 2-3 timesHow many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Every time! Not much point masturbating if I don’t orgasm!!Where do you masturbate:In bed? YesIn the shower? YesIn the bath? Not in the bath, but before I take a bath. Outdoors? Yes.. At work? Yes, many times in the men’s restroom...
Even as Miss Hathaway's convertible was slipping through traffic, Elly May was still trying to argue herself out of the trip. "I don't need no more clothes," she told the secretary, who looked like a broomstick with a shriveled up old apple on the top. "I got plenty." "Hmm, yes," Miss Hathaway said, keeping her eyes on the road. "But there are a few gaps in your wardrobe." Elly May looked down at herself. Her abundant breasts were corralled by a white men's shirt, with the ends...
It was the summer before my senior year of high school. My parents had given me “the ultimatum”, either get a job or take a class but don’t just lay around and waste my summer. It turned out not to be so difficult since a neighbor guy down the road had parents that ran a pool cleaning service. He was off from college and was given the same ultimatum- he was expected to work over the summer in the family business. I did my sales pitch and promised to work hard and they took me on.Joe, that’s...
Type IV is a way of masturbating in which you cross your legs very tightly and squeeze rhythmically. You can be sitting, or lying down, or on your side, just strongly tensing and untensing your legs, especially the upper thigh muscles. Sometimes there is a pillow between the legs, which can help to center and generalize the stimulation.Most of the 3 percent of women who masturbated this way (plus the additional 9 percent who could alsomasturbate in other ways) simply squeezed their thighs...