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[Note: This is a spoof of Revolution 2020 by Chetan Bhagat. For those unfamiliar, a small synopsis is given] Synopsis : Gopal is the loser turned rich guy who is in love with Aarti, the love of his friend turned enemy Raghav. However, as Gopal rises and Raghav bites the dust for his radical ideas, Aarti veers round to Gopal. However, Gopal gets a sudden change of heart, deciding Raghav deserves Aarti, and so invites two whores to his birthday, knowing Aarti would come and so get...

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That Sitcom Show! Have you ever heard someone claim that we are currently living in a golden age of television? Douchebags that want to sound smart at parties like to point this out. “Oh, did you just binge the entirety of How I Met Your Mother on Hulu last month, Cindy? Interesting … We live in such a golden age of television.” The worst part? Cindy completely ate that bullshit up and that douchebag is probably getting laid after the party.What that douchebag is likely referring to, though,...

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DigitalPlayground. That has to be one of the most creative names for a porn production company I’ve ever come across. It’s the perfect description of what a good porn site should feel like: an online place to play, a well-deserved break from all of the other bullshit in day-to-day life. After a long day at work or another fight with the wife, come to Digital Playground to let loose a little. Don’t mind if I do.DigitalPlayground.com is one of the oldest porn studios that is still active today....

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It's easy to forget that porn can be more than boner-inspiring. Most of the time, a man booting up his computer to watch some titties has a plan in mind. That plan is to stroke his penis until it fires out the devil's milk. It isn't fucking rocket science.Two Good ThingsHowever, sometimes I pull up porn to get a good laugh also. Parody porn has been around as long as porn has. Often, the films are based around significant movie releases and combine regular porn with humor. There is nothing like...

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I first used this technique when doing myself in public, while fully clothed, from age 16. At the time I used books about sex on the shelves of public libraries for masturbation. I occasionally masturbated in public parks at that time, usually after I’d bought a sex book or some new porn that excited me so much I couldn’t wait to take it home. In the library I would take care of myself either standing among the shelves or sitting at a desk. In the park I did it sitting on a bench while paging...

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I first began jerking off wet about 15 years ago, at a time when I wanted to try different ways to masturbate to my magazine pictures. I first tried water-based lubes - lotion, cremes & KY - but they didn't do the job because they dried before I was ready to cum & I didn't like having to interrupt my pleasure to apply more lube.I thought that an oil-based lube would solve the problem but what to use? The only stuff I had handy at the time was cooking oil so I decided to try it. For the...

How I masturbate Pressing off

I first used this technique when doing myself in public, while fully clothed, from age 16. At the time I used books about sex on the shelves of public libraries for masturbation. I occasionally masturbated in public parks at that time, usually after I'd bought a sex book or some new porn that excited me so much I couldn't wait to take it home. In the library I would take care of myself either standing among the shelves or sitting at a desk. In the park I did it sitting on a bench while paging...

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EroticHentai! Is there a kind of hentai that isn’t trying to be erotic? I have no fucking clue. But for the horny bros that get rock hard from illustrated sex scenes ranging from tentacled aliens fucking virgins to Disney princesses getting fucked by every animal in the 100-Acre Woods, eroticism in hentai can look like many different things. So I suppose Erotic Hentai chose the proper name, as this site has all kinds of fucking hentai waiting for you to explore.Maybe erotic hentai looks like...

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Daze in the ValleyChapter 91

Adam had just handed the phone off to a surprised Karlie when Allie, Mary, Rachelle, Leslie, Erin, Walt and Sean came in. "Look what we picked up in the parking lot!" Rachelle said, putting an arm around Leslie's shoulders. "Can we keep her?" "She's not housebroken," Rebecca replied. "We'll have to keep her in the yard." "Hey!" Leslie giggled. Adam looked at the computer equipment that Walt and Sean carried. "I'll explain in a minute," Mary said. "It's good Leslie is...

Going Down Under Chapter 3

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The silence was not complete and Josh turned his head towards the wall were soft moans were coming from. All four women sat with their backs against the wall, their legs spread and their hands working their cunts. Josh smiled tiredly at them and they all grinned back, the fucking session between Sarah and him had been such a spectacle that they stopped their playing and just watched, masturbating. The carpet was darker between all their legs so Josh figured that they all at least got off...

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Star Pt 5: Comeback Star Part 5 of 5 Interviewer: I’m once more at the home of Dave and Karen Gerrard to discuss Karen’s comeback film, a spy spoof called ‘Jane: Blonde?’. To start with, I must say it’s been a while since all three of us were together. Dave Gerrard: Well, you and I have met four times in the past two years. Interviewer: Yes, for each of the films you have directed since ‘Emily’. Each one better than the one before, I thought. DG: Thanks. It’s been a steep learning curve...

Tell him pappy says so

"Tell him: pappy says so."A SpoofBy Gentile---------"There will be fits of rage, roundhouse punches thrown without provocation, or, at least very little provocation. Arguing for no reason whatsoever, or, very little reason. Going off half-cocked, plus temper tantrums galore. Do you understand?""How will I know the difference, Doctor? Ever since I found them all hiding, high and mighty, scrunched down in their barn, guarding the Barkley nest egg Nick has been exactly, 100% like you just...

Thundarr the Barbarian

THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN © 2008 by Anthony Durrant As I was wheeled into the operating room on a gurney, I saw Dr. Schillinger looking at me sadly. "What's up, Doc?" I asked him. "We'll be opening you up in a few minutes, Mr. Partridge. As you know, you won't be expected to survive the procedure. I'm so sorry." He and a nurse lifted me onto the operating table, and I looked up and smiled at him. He smiled back as his anesthetist put a gas mask over my nose and...

Lucky Josh part 3

Introduction: As the story continues, the party just gets hotter and hotter Sarah had collapsed on him, his cock still deep in her, her face resting on his chest.The silence was not complete and Josh turned his head towards the wall were soft moans were coming from.All four women sat with their backs against the wall, their legs spread and their hands working their cunts.Josh smiled tiredly at them and they all grinned back, the fucking session between Sarah and him had been such a spectacle...

How I became the Baddest Girl in Clarksville Part 6 Girls just want to have fun

How I Became the Baddest Girl in Clarksville Part 6 Girls just want to have fun -Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk- Because I missed my bus I faced a long walk home. Typical of late October, the temperature had begun to drop as evening neared, generating enough chill to make short sleeves uncomfortable. I paused to dig my denim jacket out of my book bag and slip it on. It belonged to Tyler until he'd outgrown it. The shoulders were too wide and the sleeves too long, but it...

Holly s Tale

One of the most satisfying ways I have found to enjoy Fictionmania is to read a story and then imagine how it may have turned out very differently had the main character been one of my acquaintances of very different temperament to the person in the tale. Usually a crossdressing friend, but sometimes a non-CD, or even a person whose company I do not especially enjoy... After thinking in this way for too long, the motivation to actually put some of these thoughts into writing finally...

Dear Clitical

Dear CliticalMFmm/f, Mast, Humil, WS, NC, Inc, BD, Voy, Tease, Orgasm denial.A teenage girl writes to Clitical, a 'female masturbation methods' forum, regarding her own experiences and their recent consequences. ----- Chapter 1 -----Dear Clitical,Hello! I've been reading your forum on female masturbation, which is very interesting. I'm writing now to tell you about my own experiences, and ah... recent developments. It will be a rather long essay I'm afraid, because for reasons you'll see later...

The Qubit Comedy Drama Hour Program Pitch for Pranks

The bracketing commercials shown at the beginning of a show and that book case the interior 'skits and mini shows' has as it's start a commercial showing someone moving boxes out in the garage and getting stuff down from the high shelves and one of the things that comes down is a guitar case covered with dust. A brief flashback to the night before with his two buddies, both in their early forties, seeing a commercial on TV for 'you got what it takes to be a One Hit Wonder?' and a pitch for...

A Well Lived Life 3 Book 1 SuzanneChapter 20 It Was Very Different

June 12, 2000, Los Angeles, California The defense attorney rose, and I steeled myself for questions which would try to raise doubt, and give the expert for the defense a chance to rebut what I’d said. I’d read his deposition and I had drawn the conclusion he was a classic nerd. That worked seriously in my favor, and I hoped against hope he would try to attack my simplistic explanations with this jury. “Mr. Adams,” the defense attorney said, “isn’t it possible that someone could spoof the...

Daze in the ValleyChapter 92

Mary returned to Allie's computer and clicked a few buttons. "Whoa!" Leslie said. "That's awesome." The screen showed Ashley Malibu in a series of different outfits and poses – all clothed and tasteful – flashing periodically on the screen. The color scheme was vibrant and the layout wasn't cluttered. It simply gave the option of entering if the user was older than 18 and returning to a different site if he or she was younger. It had the specific government warnings in a type face a...

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Note : This story is completely fictional! "! I love your big cock inside me!" panted eighteen year old Menka. "Your pussy is so tight baby! I'm gonna have to nut soon!" moaned daddy!. Menka was spread-eagled on her bed, her flimsy powder blue nightie bunched up around her waist. The top had been pulled down roughly to expose her perky little titties which at the moment were being mauled by daddy! as he fucked his huge prick into Menka's tight hairless pussy. daddy!'s cock was fucking huge. The...

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Faraday Serum II Best Laid Plans

The Best Laid Plans By: Light Clark and Meridian Synopsis: Almost two years have passed since the Protean serum capable of changing men into women was brought to Aurora in an effort to save the people of the world from extinction. The Aurorans have since organized the Faraday Initiative, a program calling for volunteers to undergo the treatment and begin bringing women back to the planet. Two lowlifes from the streets of the opulent city's underground volunteer in the hopes of...

For Money or MayhemChapter 12 Broken Idols

I had work to do. I’d been so caught up in sleeplessness, office politics, and relational bliss for the past thirty hours that I’d not yet examined the results of my search for the cyberbully. Once Cali left my office to go to rehearsal, I settled in. Working at the office has advantages since I have a lot more computing power there. I pulled the drapes and turned out the lights. I cranked up the music and started following my leads. It wasn’t quite as dark as the apartment, but the level of...

Dabbling in Water Prologue

Introduction: Setting the scene for the next chapters. Authors Notes – I never intended this story to have intercourse in it. However, it just so happened that a friend of mine delves into this site often and convinced me to try my hand at writing. Knowing full-well the catastrophe this may well cause, I give to you a re-edited (parody, if you will) version of my up-and-coming novel Dabbling in Water. I will not post it all, only certain bits for your reading pleasure. I hope you enjoy as this...

Going Down Under Chapter 1

I was happy to leave a record-nasty winter in the northern US. When I boarded the plane in January at my tiny local airport, the temperature was -5F with a wind chill of -17. Eighteen inches of snow had fallen the day before. I walked across the tarmac in my Eddie Bauer subzero parka and gloves so thick they would put Neil Armstrong to shame. When I stepped off the plane in Brisbane into 90F temperature, I don’t think anyone had ever seen such garb in person. I got situated in the...

Angel

That was her name, Angel, the meanest woman on Earth. She had made a fortune trafficking in women, children and drugs but had not caught our attention until she began to traffic in weapons. Angel was a public figure, heiress to a fortune, the public had no idea what her foreign ‘charities’ were. Her local charities were legitimate and her city of Marseilles very much loved her. She had as good a cover as one could have. I was a private contractor for various international government agencies,...

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Emily was short, standing five feet tall despite constant claims at being five foot one—and, to her frustration, had a slight frame that seemed scrawny rather than sexy. Even at twenty-three years old, her breasts were still just teacup-sized mounds, too small to form cleavage or even fill her tragic little bra. Her messy hair was worn in a tousled long pixie-cut, dark bangs falling down across her cheek. On her phone’s display, an almost unrecognizable girl in a Magical Doll Himari...

Mind Controlled Mothers Club Chapter 1 Making a Mommy Slut

A Story of the Institute of Apotheosis Research Chapter One: Making a Mommy Slut By mypenname3000 Copyright 2018 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! Ulrich Geller's clean suit rasped and crinkled as he worked in shipping at the Institute of Apotheosis Research. The box to contain the Halo lay open, ready to receive the device which would create the next new god. Twenty-one-year-old Ulrich trembled. Though he had only met the great founder of the Institute, Dr. Henry Blavatsky,...

The Third Wheel

--- The Third Wheel (MF, 1st, cons, exhib, preg, reluc, safe, F-solo, voy) by Krosis of the Collective --- Author's Note: The board game the students play in this story is inspired by the computer game the protagonists play in Wollstonecraft's Party. --- It was our freshman year at (name removed) University. What? Oh, sorry...I can't have anyone tracking this back to me because of what I did. I've changed our names, too. My new name will be...umm...Danielle. Yeah! Dani...

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I quickly made friends in the area through coworkers and what not. I was single and managed to get women pretty easily, I was 6 ft, 170, pretty cut and not too broad. I was invited to a friend’s super bowl party and was happy to go. There was about 25 people total at the party, my friend John was hosting it. John was recently married and a few people there were couples and singles. John ordered subs, had a ton of beers and wings. I was having a great time before the game even started. ...

My Confession a Love Forbidden

After the break up I had a fling. You know, the night of passion you have to get back on your feet and remind yourself that, yes, you can actually go on living without the boy you’ve been mooning over. So I had a fling, big whoop, right? Most people have at least one of them. But this is where things get strange. My fling was my little brother Shawn. There, I said it. You can hate me if you want, but at least hear me out so you can hate me for the right reasons. Let’s get one thing...

Silent Night Dirty Night

Christine looked around the room. It was all lit up for Christmas. As she looked across at the Christmas tree something caught her eye. It was an envelope caught between the branches."Huh... that wasn't there before," she said quietly to herself before walking quickly over to it, her heels clicking against the hardwood floor.She picked it up and studied it a moment. It was your standard Hallmark red envelope but on it in familiar writing was her name."What the fuck could this be?" she...

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He hadn't slept much that night. Or any night for that matter since his party. What started out as a night of fun and euphoria, turned into a night full of remorse. Tyler had slept with.... how many girls? He usually wasn't like that at all, preferring monogamy in his relationships. But something inside him that night turned him into the biggest player he'd ever seen. It was fun, but he was sure he wouldn't do it again. Tyler found himself showered and fed, and decided to just head...

Dabbling in Water Prologue

Prologue The creaking window sill did little to disguise the noises that erupted, like a flowing river of sound, from the room within. Gasps and groans could be heard from within. A male voice grunted as he released himself inside of his lover. Then, the woman followed suit with a gasp and moan of her own, also finding the heavenly release of orgasm. The night air was silent. The lovers lay in quiet contentment with their achieved feat. "Tarrin, my love, when must you return?" the...

Risen Star Mutiny

She turned from the kitchen counter and looked straight into my eyes. Her finger went down to her fly-zip and she smiled. “You know what the Ghurkas say about their kukris don’t you?” I nodded. “Say it.” Her look was stern. “If you take it out you have to use it.” Her grin was the grin of a wolf spotting a lame goat. ~~~ I met Lady Maria Picton, wife of General Sir Peregrine Picton, in the restaurant of a huge mausoleum of a Victorian hotel facing the sea. Sun sparkled on the water and small...

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Widowed by a drunken driver five years earlier, I’d thought my opportunities of this kind were lost for good, then . . . I met Shelly. Though ten-years her senior, my life-long diligence, keeping in shape and eating right, was amply rewarded. We’d been introduced by a mutual friend who recognized our shared need for each other; and so I found myself on this sunny afternoon the recipient of incredible pleasure. Shelly is twenty-six, petit at 5-foot, four-inches, and her auburn hair usually...

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Jane was 17, 5’9” and model good looking. She was a very attractive, popular girl at school, always turning the heads of other pupils, both boys and girls. Her sister Steph wasn't in the same 'click' as her but was still popular. She probably wasn’t quite as attractive as her sister, but Jane really was beautiful! Steph was 5’8” with short cropped hair. Her breasts were a 36D. As she was only 19 they were large but pert. Her little nipples pointing high from her breasts They were...

The Ice Maiden

This is based on a true story, A few years ago I was working at a company in Central London as an IT contractor. One of the best things about my job is that you get to meet everyone in the company. Its also a great opportunity to check out the talent in the company and its fun when the women flirt back or flash some cleavage or thigh as you chat with them.while you are fixing their PC or recovering some files for them. In this particular company there were lots of great women but one in...

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I put my hands on her knees and opened her up. She arched her back and moaned as I bent my head and ran the flat of my tongue along her wet, dripping slit.“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!” she squealed as I flicked her aching clit with the tip of my tongue.She writhed on the bed, wriggling about like a lizard in a tin as I brought her to the edge for the third time. She whimpered, pleaded and begged as I crossed my fingers like a corkscrew and pushed them inside her.I felt her wet velvet walls...

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Chapter 4 Jessica walked out of the bathroom, at the same time there was a knock on her cabana door. She opened the door, and there stood Stan, dressed in black slacks and a tan short sleeved button down shirt with a black palm tree print. Jessica stepped toward him, drawn in by his cologne. She inhaled deeply, his light musky scent was almost intoxicating. ‘Mmmm, you smell wonderful!’ Jessica whispered. Stan struggled for words to describe the woman standing before him. The skirt and halter...

Marvin the King of Bohemia

This all started with Margie. She was so embarrassed about accepting a date with me, she invented a background story for her friends. She told them all that I was a descendant of Charles IV of Luxembourg, the Holy Roman Emperor and King of Bohemia. Totally unprovable and utterly false, yet it enthralled her circle of friends and suddenly I was the hottest man in the city. I didn’t know any of this at the beginning because she had whispered this to anyone she told with this warning, He...

Life as a Bogan

This story is definitely not politically correct. It is an only slightly exaggerated story involving a sub-culture that lives in public housing estates in the outer suburbs of Australian capital cities, in this case Sydney. I hasten to add that the people depicted in this story are in no way indicative of all Australians, or even all public housing residents, just this particular sub-culture. If you’re offended by foul language, bigotry, racism, sexism and a whole raft of other isms, stop...

Jimmy the Frog

CHAPTER 1 Radio talkback host James Froggatt ran the 1:00 am to 5:00 am ‘Sleepless in Orion Show’ transmitted by an obscure radio station in Indiana, well north of Indianapolis. After finishing that shift on this day he understandably yawned his way through the early morning emergency meeting called by station manager Doug Hart. Personnel were asked to take another 20% pay cut, the second in six months. ‘If I don’t get your cooperation I close the station,’ Doug warned. ‘Our investors are...

Bad Ass Days

CHAPTER 1 Struggling for a break in his chosen career of commercial photographer, having gained basic academic qualifications but lacking experience and an influential person to get him through the door, Col Cully sat at a bar, having worked eight hours as a security guard standing outside a bank. The pay was sufficient to keep him housed and fed with something left over for a few drinks. The good-looking skinny babe was bent over a near empty glass, two bar stools down. ‘Bad day?’ Col...

Twos Perfect Three is Incredible

Introduction: This fictional story is again based on things that have happened. Wish they could all be true. I would welcome your input in a PM. I sat forward on the edge of the pool, my feet dangling in the clear water. My hands behind me, I leaned back with my eyes closed enjoying the sensation of the warm mouth sliding smoothly along the full length of my engorged cock. Theres nothing better than a blow-job at the end of stressful day to ease ones cares away. Widowed by a drunken driver...

A Good Fucking Day Part 6

Introduction: School the next week may just be as interesting as the party Tyler woke up, albeit shot up, from his sleeping state. He looked over at the invading sound, his alarm clock, and turned it off, seeing that it was 6:45. It was Monday, and that meant school started at 8, and with a 15-20 minute drive, he liked to leave the house at 7:30. He hadnt slept much that night. Or any night for that matter since his party. What started out as a night of fun and euphoria, turned into a night...

Mary Christmas Everybody

Introduction: This is my entry for a Xmas pantomime story competition. Its in the form of a play, and is intended to simply be a spoof adult play, on a Xmas theme. If youre looking for a sexually stimulating text, please look elsewhere, but if you want something that will make you smile then (I hope) this one is for you. MARY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY A pantomime play in three Acts. Cast (In no particular order): Narrator (The easiest part of all), Mary Christmas (An attractive woman in her early...

AnimeCon Harem pt 11

“No. No way,” Emily hissed through gritted teeth, glaring hatefully at the cell phone gripped in her trembling hand. It was a struggle not to hurl it at her bedroom wall. “No fucking way.”Emily was short, standing five feet tall despite constant claims at being five foot one—and, to her frustration, had a slight frame that seemed scrawny rather than sexy. Even at twenty-three years old, her breasts were still just teacup-sized mounds, too small to form cleavage or even fill her tragic little...

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The Orgasm Games

((Hey everyone! Quick little bit before we hop in. This is a little spoof of "The Hunger Games". I thought the idea could be fun to toy around with if it was sexual. Obviously some things needed to change! All characters herein are at least 18 years old! And its been a long time since I've read the hunger games. So if things don't add up quite right with the book I apologize! We'll just call it a difference in dimensions! Hope you enjoy!)) This takes place in the alternate dimension of the...

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Celebrity Juices

“Now we have finished recognising each other’s holes” you say “it’s time to move onto the final quick-fire round.” You, John Doe, cannot believe your luck. To celebrate some TV landmark, which you could not care less about, ITV2 ran a video competition to become the “Celebrity Juice” presenter for one night. The film you made got you into the final 10 and then a panel of Leigh Francis, Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton judged a 5 minute practice run to see who would be the most entertaining...

Cockshoots Hall Great House of Love

Introduction This is not a spoof but a story inspired by “Downton Abbey”. The similarities are: • it is set in a Great House, although not as grand; • the owner is a member of the English nobility; • several children have not yet flown the nest; • the time is the early part of the 20th century; • it is about the staff as well as the aristocrats. The differences are: • the family and associates are somewhat libertarian and libertine; • the staff behave...

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You don't know how it happened but you've managed to get funding to shoot a new porno. You are excited for the opportunity to further your career but equally excited for the audition process. You are the writer and director and have full authority for who gets cast in the film, which will be a spoof of the X-Men "The Uncanny SEX-Men". You've set up your casting office in a secluded part of the lot where you will be shooting. The room is small and clean and the windows are shaded. There is a...

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

Till the nineteenth year of my life, my conscious history with female breasts had no chapters to tell. If life were a sum total of fantasy and reality, this would consist entirely of the former, entirely of vicarious pleasures associated with fantasies, with women real and fictitious, in stories realistic and dramatic. If memory served me right, I don’t remember sighting a pair of breasts from close quarters ever, forget doing something to them. Until that night. Until that cool summer night...

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Melanie s Confessions

Hi Jane, I'm Mel. I am on holiday in Southern France, with my friends Kim and Tina. We decided to leave our boyfriends at home, so we could tan all day and play all night! We had a fun flight over, but more of that later (wink wink!)!! Jacques, the 18 year old student, on hotel reception, was goggle eyed, when we booked in. Kim's flowing blonde hair, pert B cup boobs and playboy model looks, have men drooling, but for the flight she had chosen a short black mini, and her 23 year old legs go on...

Misfit Love

March 1992 She was walking home from school with her friend Addy, who lived across the street and down a few houses from her. The pair turned onto their street and the girls said their goodbyes. It was Friday, finally, and they wouldn’t see each other until Monday – Addy was out of town for the weekend, she was visiting her father in Bloomington. Jennifer walked up the street to her house, which was at the end. He sidled out, seemingly from nowhere, a knowing and self-satisfied grin on his...

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Spying on my Neighbor 01

Quite by accident I found myself in an interesting situation. A friend and I were working on a short film for our film class. It was supposed to be a spoof on the whole Dr. Frankenstein thing. My house had this tower with windows on all sides. I guess it was kind of a star gazing room or what ever. We decided it would make a perfect place for our “Lab”. We gathered items to make our lab and waited for a stormy night. We did not have to wait long. A huge lightning storm came through our town the...

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Fertility Down Chapter 2 Viable

Chapter 2: ViableWe all went to a diner. At first we didn’t talk much, but eventually we started joking around. Dan seemed to be a little better. That was the thing about the whole situation, very few people expected to be fertile, so it was a little bit of an easier blow after a little while. Especially after you sit down in a public place like the diner. There was a lot of couples and friends, and literally no c***dren. And something like that probably helped Dan. He knew he was in the same...

The Return of the Nymphs by SBarak1

The Return of the Nymphs. A story by SBarak1.This is the second story in the ‘Nymph’ series and follows on directly from ‘You Can Find Nymphs in Your Garden’.I was in my makeshift photographic studio, in the garage, rearranging the back drops when there was a knock on the front door, as expected. Debby and Emily were standing in front of me. “Hi remember us”, said Debby in her bright and bubbly voice. “Sure I do,” I replied as I looked them both up and down with a smile. They had both...

You Can Find Nymphs in Your Garden ndash by SBarak1

You Can Find Nymphs in Your Garden – a story by SBarak1I had finished a contracting role and had a few weeks off before starting my next assignment. It was time to catch up on some odd jobs around the house. I also wanted to pursue my professional photography ambitions.I made a list and at the top was getting the roof guttering cleaned out. Living in a two story town house meant that it was not easy to access the top section of roof. So rather than trying to do it myself, I jumped on Google...

Disney Girls Don t Have Sex ndash Part 2

DISNEY GIRLS DON'T HAVE SEX – Part 2"So, what's wrong?"Blinking a few times Demi Lovato awoke from her thoughts to see her best friend and secret girlfriend Selena Gomez reflected in the mirror that the younger girl was sitting in front of."Nothing," Demi said unconvincingly."And by nothing, you mean?" Selena questioned as she pulled a stool up so it was behind the one Demi was sitting on, thus allowing her to sit down and gently slide her hands around her girlfriend's stomach.Demi closed her...

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In case you are wondering, this is a James Bond gay spoof.Riding in a personal escort vehicle and in the back, I felt nice and cozy in my suit and white tie. I looked down as I sat in the large seat and could feel a nice poking in my black trousers. A nice tent rising up to meet me as I got comfy in my dress slacks. Damn it felt so good to be horny!The portable screen in front of me shut on and a white haired woman named B appeared. I almost closed my legs at the surprise. I was never used to...

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Hi, guys, this is my second sex story here in iss. Thank you very much for your motivational feedback. Thanks to all the ladies who have written and are still writing. This is a big story worth spending your useful time on. We have these kinds of memorable sexperiences with positive souls very rarely. It happened a few days back and I really am aroused as I am writing this story.. Waiting for your valuable feedback yet again and everybody is welcome. Ladies from jaipur, new delhi, ncr,...

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The Saga of Tuck Chapter 19 Oh Tucky Day

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i went with my mate dan to see his caual hookup. he said i mighy have a chance with her flatmate. SO WE ARIVED, AND FRANK WENT OFF W/ HIS GIRL, i sat watching tv. i srarted to hear them gettin sexy, so i yurned down the tv. before too long, er fltmate arrived. she was so fat, w/ a hot face. we chatted, and watched a movie.my cock was buldging in my pants, i made shore she saw. when i returned for the toilet, i made my move, kissing her lips, n feeling her flab.It was clear she was hot for...

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A bus. An ordinary bus on an ordinary day. Its not peak hour any more, I've worked late and the time has passed since the heavy tussle that comes with the afternoon. Now things have slowed down with more places to sit on each vehicle. The book I am trying to read isn't good. I look up and about. Such is the world that we live in, few people are doing the same. Even those without a phone to play with or a friend to talk to, stare ahead squarely at nothing, as if real life is a distraction. A man...

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Footprints In The Sea Chapters 7 and 8

Footprints In The Sea - Chapters 7 & 8 By Frances Penwiddy Copyright © Frances Penwiddy 2015 Footprints in the sea is a work of fiction and any similarity to persons living or dead is coincidental. This novel is not considered suitable material for minors and is rated X I suggest you read Footprints In The Sea in chapter order so if you haven't read Chapters 1 and 2, please do so. Charlie introduces Will to the passenger who has been hiding in the Pacific Wanderer...

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Sex after the Storm

We're still shouting, it makes my heart hurt. And then, BANG the door slams shut. In the corridor, I'm suddenly alone. The walls reverberate with nothingness. And my tears chose to fall. Great racking sobs. For the love that we'd had, that I shattered; for my big mouth, for your sharp retorts and the shreds of our relationship that are left in this sullen silence, made all the more conspicuous by your absence.I picture you, striding towards nowhere. Your docs hitting the pavement in a steady...

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