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Humans may all be created equal, but motherfuckers are not equal once we grow up. No matter what humans do, there is a hierarchy to this shit. There are the haves and the have-nots, so we better get used to it.We Are Not the SameLet's take you and me for an example. You are a little pussy with a tiny pathetic cock and no game whatsoever. You live with your mom, play video games all day, and subsist on a diet of microwaveable frozen pizza and Chinese take-out.The only women you've ever kissed...
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It all started when I won the Megamillion jackpot. It was $120 million before taxes. I had a little over $65 million left after every government took its share. There was not much I wanted to spend the money on. I had to get a new car because my old one was 14 years old and in poor condition. My house in Chicago was paid for and I had no plans or reasons to move. I have been divorced for 10 years. Suddenly my ex wants to get back together. I sure didn’t want to. I gave her a half million to go...
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"Now you're eighteen we think that you should live on your own two feet, we would like you to move out, John." Your mum says. You stand there unable to talk, your mum and dad have just told you to fuck off, you have no job and no source of income. That's one of the first things that comes into your mind, you had never been that clever in school although you has been labelled a nerd. You would only just pass exams and papers. You were called a nerd because you looked like one, you were a little...
It was an exciting day for Joey Brett. He had won tickets to meet his favorite porn stars: Sierra Devi and Janet Jade. He had walked in with his lanyard, flashing it to the guard.There they were... these two busty beauties, wearing tank tops that exposed their massive cleavage, looking at him. "Well, who do we have here?" the bustier Sierra asked."Joey Brett," he said, offering his hand and showing them his DVD."It's nice to meet you," Janet said. She got a marker and signed her name on the...
This story is copyright by the author and may not be reproduced or posted elsewhere, in part or in full, without the permission of the author, which can be obtained by contacting Skip Taser at [email protected] . Warning: This story contains no sex. It is intended to be humourous and satirical and contains controversial ideas about religion and spiritual beliefs. If you think you may be offended by this, please don't read it. Otherwise, enjoy! Topsy & Tim go to Pick'n'mix(r)...
Topper was written by Thorne Smith, made into a movie in 1937; with sequels: 1939, 1941 and a TV show from 1953-1955 01) Good Deeds Are Where They Find You By Ron Dow75 [email protected] "Mr. Topper," the senior bank manager's secretary said, as she opened the office door, "I'll be leaving now. Is there any..." She stopped because there, behind his desk, the distinguished man in his late-fifties had his arms up and out at the elbows, swinging them around as if he doing...
Woody Allen was wrong. Way back in his stand up days, he said that people who are bisexual double their chances for a date on Saturday night. I only started having sex with men about ten years ago, but I'd say it at least quadruples your chances. In all my years of reading Penthouse letters, I never had the kind of encounters I've had since I gave in wholeheartedly to my longstanding homosexual tendencies and became fully, and quite enthusiastically bisexual. Women are hot and beautiful, and...
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Octopus man was a freak or nature. A very strange freak of nature. When he was born he was normal. Two arms, legs and a normal body. As he became older he discovered a strange and scary power he possessed. When he became aroused he turned into a horny eight tentacle octopus monster. The mere thought of fucking a girl could cause him to grow eight tentacle arms. The arms could grow to whatever length he wanted. They were strong. Each one capable of lifting a woman by her leg or arm...
Introduction: He looked around for new prey….. What girl would you want to be ladies? I like the jogger…..hehehe–(guys what girl would you do?) Octopus man was a freak or nature. A very strange freak of nature. When he was born he was normal. Two arms, legs and a normal body. As he became older he discovered a strange and scary power he possessed. When he became aroused he turned into a horny eight tentacle octopus monster. The mere thought of fucking a girl could cause him to grow eight...
most horrible day I ever lived through was the day my life long friend Christopher Worthington was enslaved for life at the age of 22, just 4 months before he and I were to graduate together from SDSU with our bachelors in chemistry. On the evening of April 3, 2001, my dad told me to cancel my plans for the next day because he and I had something very important to do. When I asked him what was up he said he could not tell me, and that I would simply have to wait until tomorrow in order to find...
most horrible day I ever lived through was the day my life long friend Christopher Worthington was enslaved for life at the age of 22, just 4 months before he and I were to graduate together from SDSU with our bachelors in chemistry. On the evening of April 3, 2001, my dad told me to cancel my plans for the next day because he and I had something very important to do. When I asked him what was up he said he could not tell me, and that I would simply have to wait until tomorrow in order to find...
It was a fairly standard afternoon, or as standard as they were now. You'd graduated from university about 2 weeks ago, and had moved back in with your parents. You felt the need to take a short break before delving into the world of work, and they were supportive of that decision. You now spent your time seeing family, playing video games, and spending time with friends. On this standard afternoon, you were playing Hall of Heroes, a favourite of yours. The quickfire strategy game had enough...
The burning wood in the fireplace crackled pouring light and warmth into the vast room. Walls floor to ceiling lined with books and shelves. The glow of the fire made everything in the room look like burnt sugar and honey casting about a calming sense of feeling. But on the contrary an infuriated man hurled a large thread bound text against the wooden wall in anger letting out an estranged growl in doing so. He let his gaze linger on the dent in the wall. He rubbed his palms over his face and...
Christopher Richman. He was without a doubt the most irascible, intractable man she had ever known. Why else would he persecute her so, skulking around her stage door, always with that same amused smile lifting the corners of his immaculately trimmed mustache? They’d hardly spoken in over a year, so what had excited this new attention, this grand patronizing between the dark, dusty curtains of Booth’s Theatre? Why her, why now, she wondered, as night after night she recovered from the...
In our first part Christopher goes to a bar and gets mistaken as a woman by a lesbian biker. He tries to tell Beryl and her friends but they dismiss his protestations because they can't believe someone so beautiful and feminine could be a man. When Beryl does finds out the truth she abandons him at a remote park. In the second part, Beryl wants to meet Chris for lunch - just an innocent lunch so Beryl can apologise or a chance for Beryl to exact her revenge on Chris and beat up the...
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Title: UtopiaRating: NC17Summary: A world without clothes and money... but with the same drama.Note: Special Chapter featuring some Survivor stars!Jan woke up from his slumber and after he had made himself some coffee exited his apartment. "Good morning, Laura, Claire." Jan said with a smile as he took a sip from his coffee when he saw the girls outside. "Hey you, haven't seen ya in a while," Laura said as she had her arm around Claire. "You going to check the mail downstairs as well?" Claire...
I watched so much porn this week that my inner horn dog needed something different..Took a trip into New York City and visited a wonderful sex shop with movie peeps. They have two areas, one for private peeps and one for buddy peeps. I chose the buddy booth, in hopes of attracting a buddy. While waiting for a "buddy" I discovered there are two types of buddy booths. One type has a "round cylinder peep hole" that a buddy can stick his cock through to have it sucked. The other type has a long...
...as we made our way up the stairs to the private "red and white" party, my heart started beating faster, not because of the trek up the stairs, but because of the swinger's party we had managed to slip into. The erotic music playing in the background was becoming louder as we got closer to the rooftop overlooking the Mile High City skyline. The lights of the city twinkling in the background provided an amazing backdrop to the 80 degree evening.My first sight upon reaching the rooftop was a...
ExhibitionismIn our first part Christopher, goes to a bar and gets mistaken for a woman by a lesbian biker. He tries to tell Beryl and her friends but they dismiss her protestations because they can't believe someone so beautiful and feminine could be a man. When Beryl does finds out the truth she abandons at a remote park leaving Christopher without his handbag, which is in a compartment under the seat of Beryl's bike. _________________________________________________________ Christopher the...
TOOPSY, TURVY WORLD Mum he's morphing, I think he is already changed. What? I'm telling you mum, your ugly caterpillar son, Jamie, has changed into a pretty butterfly. How would know about morphing? I have been paying close attention and something is going on. Look at his eye lashes, see how long they have gotten. You mean you've been spying on Jamie, Sandra said, I told you this was going to be very tough for him and I do not think you know enough to even make a guess...
…as we made our way up the stairs to the private ‘red and white’ party, my heart started beating faster, not because of the trek up the stairs, but because of the swinger’s party we had managed to slip into. The erotic music playing in the background was becoming louder as we got closer to the rooftop overlooking the Mile High City skyline. The lights of the city twinkling in the background provided an amazing backdrop to the 80 degree evening. My first sight upon reaching the rooftop was a...
The door to the rooftop squawks on its hinges, shutting out the smirking, pudgy-faced matre’d. We are alone in the soft night air. The Wedge Tower is not the tallest building in downtown Houston, but it is more than tall enough for me! I wonder again why you feel compelled to show me the view from up here instead of the cozy confines of the elegant 43rd Restaurant below. Still, the view is magnificent – especially when viewed from the center of the high rooftop. You hold me at arm’s length for...
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The fourth of a series of shorter tales featuring my mind-controlling protagonist (I seem to be on a roll). If you want to read about the protagonist and how his powers work, seek out my longer stories. As always feedback is welcome. — All characters and events are fictional. Many are illegal, immoral and/or impossible. Never try this in real life. You do not have mental powers. ***** You know when you wake up in a bad mood for no reason? There’s nothing unusual or stressful about the day...
The third of a series of shorter tales featuring my mind-controlling protagonist. If you want to read about the protagonist and how his powers work, seek out my longer stories. This story was inspired by doorknob22, so thanks to him for his input. As always feedback is welcome. — All characters and events are fictional. Many are illegal, immoral and/or impossible. Never try this in real life. You do not have mental powers. ***** I’m an early riser, always have been. I seem to get by on...
—– This is a sequel to an earlier story (AMOST – Keri). It is not necessary to read the earlier one, just to know that our mind-controlling protagonist had met and enjoyed a girl a few days earlier, and has decided to visit her on the weekend. Proofing thanks go to doorknob22. As always feedback is welcome. —– All characters and events are fictional. Many are illegal, immoral and/or impossible. Never try this in real life. You do not have mental powers. —– Keri’s apartment is in a quiet...
A Man of Singular Talent – Ilona Bialik & Harper Shelby —– The second of (hopefully) a series of shorter tales featuring my mind-controlling protagonist. If you want to read about the protagonist and how his powers work, seek out my longer stories. As always feedback is welcome. —– All characters and events are fictional. Many are illegal, immoral and/or impossible. Never try this in real life. You do not have mental powers. —– Nowadays I avoid Hollywood. Sure, I’ve had a lot of fun...
This story has a fairly long intro, so if you are want ing sex action all the way through you maybe disappointed! I enjoy writing the build up and creating a story, so if thats not your thing do not read this text, or just skip to about haflway down this story! Enjoy! The party was in full swing. The music was loud and drinks were flowing. People (and there were many!) drank, danced and flirted. The house was full, fortunately it was a large enough house to cope with the large number of...
Hostess With The Mostest By Michele Nylons Author's note: This ten-part story stands on its own but introduces characters from my previous story 'Transvixen'. It is not imperitive to read Transvixen first but it will provide better context for those who like continuity. There is plenty of sex for those who like sticky fingers but also a decent plot and character development in my humble opinion. I will post the installments a few days apart so there is no need to wait too long...
Hostess With The Mostest By Michele Nylons Chapter Two - Progress and Problems Candi awoke late the next day with the sun streaming in through the window. For a few seconds she thought she had dreamt the whole thing. Then she noticed her pillow was stained with lipstick, mascara and eyeshadow and she smiled. She could still taste Michelle's sweet mouth on hers. She rolled over and tried to catch more sleep but her mind was racing. She had so much to do! First thing was to...
Hostess With The Mostest By Michele Nylons Chapter Three - Passports and Payments "How the fuck I am going to get my passport and references changed from Christopher Nyland to Candace Pops?" Candi sobbed into the phone. Michelle sat up in bed patiently listening to Candi whine on the other end of the line. Her lover was getting impatient and was rubbing his erect penis against her silk stocking-clad leg. She covered the mouthpiece. "If you ladder these sheers; you're buying...
Hostess With The Mostest By Michele Nylons Chapter Four - Tony Takes An Interest Candi remained under John Benstead's desk, in the chair well, hiding from Tony Carlotta. Tony had John in a friendly bear hug. "Fuck me Johnny boy it smells like a brothel in here. I can smell perfume. You been fucking puttas in here or something?" Tony joked. "So anyway, have you got those pension cheques? I got a couple of my street guys ready to cash them; we split the dough and they...
Hostess With The Mostest By Michele Nylons Chapter Five - Cruella DeVille The slim genteel lady was dressed in a navy blue stewardesses uniform. Her form-fitting jacket had gold piping along the lapels and cuffs and a pair of gold wings clipped to her right breast. Her shapely legs were clad in gossamer black stockings and her feet shod in four-inch black patent leather high heels. She had perfectly coiffed black, shoulder- length hair. Her face was too angular to be called...
Hostess With The Mostest By Michele Nylons Chapter Six - The Stew Zoo "Welcome to the Stew Zoo," said Marjorie Deakin. She was dressed in a navy blue stewardesses uniform. Her form-fitting jacket had silver piping along the lapels and cuffs and a pair of silver wings clipped to her right breast. Her legs were clad in sheer black stockings and her feet shod in four-inch black patent leather high heels. Her hair was blonde, but dark roots were visible and she wore heavy...
Hostess With The Mostest By Michele Nylons Chapter Seven - Pool Party Panic "You are more likely to die crossing the street than in an airline accident," Marjorie Deakin said. As usual she was dressed in her navy blue stewardesses uniform, legs clad in sheer black stockings and her feet shod in four-inch black patent leather high heels; her blonde hair and heavy makeup. "But we take safety serious here at Goldwing and today we will be teaching you how to operate the safety...
Hostess With The Mostest By Michele Nylons Chapter Eight - Caputo Kaput Candi was heartbroken. She lay in bed Saturday morning and refused to answer phone calls from Michelle or John despite their insistent calling. She eventually left the receiver off the hook. She didn't get up until after twelve noon and when she saw herself in the mirror she cringed. "Fuck them! Looking good is probably the best revenge!" Candi painstakingly applied makeup and slipped into the same red...
Hostess With The Mostest By Michele Nylons Chapter Nine - Come Fly With Me Candi breezed through the remainder of the course; her five years experience as head waiter at one of London's leading restaurants gave her a distinct advantage over the others when it came to providing personal in-flight passenger service. Candi was so good at it that the instructors used her as an exemplar for the other students. In the mockup of the First Class section of the plane she demonstrated...
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