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Humans may all be created equal, but motherfuckers are not equal once we grow up. No matter what humans do, there is a hierarchy to this shit. There are the haves and the have-nots, so we better get used to it.
We Are Not the Same
Let's take you and me for an example. You are a little pussy with a tiny pathetic cock and no game whatsoever. You live with your mom, play video games all day, and subsist on a diet of microwaveable frozen pizza and Chinese take-out.
The only women you've ever kissed share your last name. If a guy pushes you in a bar, you push yourself back. You think bitches won't fuck you because you're "a nice guy," and you still have a substantial beanie baby collection.
You are as fuckable as an accordion. When bitches see you, their vagina dries out like pouring salt on a snail. God called. He told me to tell you're a faggot and his biggest mistake.
That's pretty rough. Especially when you have to look at your polar opposite in a person like me. I spend all day every day fucking and have a dick like a triceratops has horns. I subsist on a diet of ribeye steaks and pussy juice.
I haven't known the last name of a girl I've kissed since I was twelve. I push guys around at bars. I'm fully aware bitches fuck me because I'm an asshole. The only things I collect are phone numbers and bedpost notches.
I'm as fuckable as a saxophone. When bitches see me, their vagina moistens like a water balloon in a bathtub. God called. He said creating the Porndude is the best thing he has ever done.
It's awesome being me. Libtards can claim that everyone is equal, but it's pretty clear that's bull shit. Who would you rather be, you or me? That's not even a question. I'd rather be dead than be anything but the Porndude.
It doesn't take much porn watching to discover that hierarchy lives in the industry. I've seen some ugly ass cunts get naked and fuck in front of a camera. I can't imagine what made them think it was a good idea. Nor can I imagine who is sitting down to watch that shit.
'Tards and Airtight Nuggets
For example, there is the down syndrome porn I reviewed a few months ago. Say what you will about their cognitive functions. I'd rather watch those motherfuckers take a math test than see them fuck again. The video started off with twenty minutes of the dude cleaning behind his trailer. That's the worst foreplay I've ever seen.
This was right around the time I reviewed some nugget porn, also. For the uninitiated, nuggets are bitches without any arms or legs. Now to be fair, I've seen some nuggets that would have been models if they had limbs. Nonetheless, when given a choice, I watch porn where bitches have all their body parts. You can call me racist if you want.
On a quick side note, I've been trying to get the phrase "airtight nuggets" into the global lexicon. Airtight is when a bitch has a cock in her mouth, pussy, and asshole. People won't know what the fuck you're talking about, and it's fun to say.
More Stars, Less Problems
Obviously, there are more people searching for Abella Danger than airtight nuggets with down syndrome. There is a palpable difference between the porn stars of the world and the porn gas clouds.
The world used to only have room for a couple of porn stars at a time. Between the advent of the internet and the rise of free tube sites, there are more porn stars than ever right now. And now that Only Fans has blown up, the number is only increasing.
No matter what your fetish is, there is a porn star representing it, and that person is making money. Porn stars can maintain multiple forms of income these days. Between modeling, Only Fans, proper porn, and social media, stars can make millions of dollars.
For example, the dumb cunt from The Dr. Phil show that coined the phrase "cash me outside" made a million dollars on her first day on Only Fans. Not only that, but it was on her eighteenth birthday.
When it comes to porn stars, few websites have a selection like Hot Movies. They took the time to carve out a special section for porn stars that makes finding bitches fun and easy.
Get started by selecting "Porn Stars" from the main menu. A thumbnail list will pop up that goes on for over two thousand pages. They need all those pages because Hot Movies features just under a hundred thousand porn stars. That's a lot of sluts.
On the Hunt
To help provide order to this massive list, Hot Movies offers a comprehensive filter. It has several layers that will guide you to the perfect bitch.
First off, if you know exactly who you are looking for, you can search for the name in the search bar. Below that is an alphabet to hunt down a bitch if you don't remember her whole name.
Next, input what gender the bitch is. Your options are Female, Male, Trans, and Non-binary. Then it's time to choose an age group. Select from teens, twenties, thirties, forties, or fifty-plus. The most populated age group is the thirties.
Once you have an age locked in, it's time to choose an ethnicity. Hot Movies covers the whole globe, so I won't list all the options. Suffice it to say that if a bitch is human, you can find her here.
This next one is extremely important. You can't forget to input a breast size. Your options are Average Big, Small, or Gigantic. After that, select a hair color. I don't give a shit about hair color. I'll fuck a bitch no matter what colors come from her head. As long as she is sexy and the pussy is good, I'm a happy camper.
I feel the same about eye color, which is the next filter. I don't even notice if a bitch has eyes. What I'm focused on is the tits, ass, and pussy. I'm a simple man with simple urges.
To continue the theme of my not giving a fuck, the penultimate filter deals with zodiac signs. If you give a fuck about the zodiac sign of a porn star you're watching, you're a bigger fag than I thought you were. Do Gemini's have tighter pussies? No. Pussy doesn't care when it's born.
The last filter is in regard to tats and piercings. Personally, I like bitches either way, but it is nice to be informed. Some guys have strong preferences.
Adria Rae
Let's take a moment to look at one of the sexy cunts you'll find populating Hot Movies, starting with Adria Rae. She was born in Grand Rapids in 1996 and has been active in the industry since 2015. Adria is a five-foot-five white bitch with brown hair and B-cup titties.
She grew up with health-conscious hippies, which helps to explain her incredible body. She is the shape of perfection. Every inch of her body is sexier than the last.
She started her career as a webcam model. Eventually, Adria did studio porn to drive more customers to her webcam shows but discovered how profitable ordinary porn could be.
Unsurprisingly, this bitches favorite scene to film is double penetration. She is a giant slut whose passion for cock is only overshadowed by her need to drink water.
Since 2015 Adria has worked with some of the best studios in porn, including Blacked, Digital Sin, and MissaX. In 2018 she won an Adult Video News award for the best lesbian group sex scene. In her free time, she likes to golf, do crafts, and play with her cats.
One of my favorite Adria Rae scenes is featured in the film "Her Special Day." She stars alongside Syren De Mer, who plays her stepmom.
Teen stepdaughter Adria Rae has just been broken up with by her shitty boyfriend. Syren does her best to comfort her stepdaughter, which seems to be working. Actually, it seems to be working too well. Adria is starting to fall in love.
Syren knows it's wrong, but who could turn down Adrias incredible body? These two are about to fuck the shit out of each other.
Porn stars represent the best humanity has to offer this universe when it comes to cock sucking and asshole gaping. Not everyone can fit three dicks in their pussy, but porn stars can, and we thank them for their service.
My suggestion for Hot Movies might be beyond their capabilities, but how great would it be if you could reverse image search to find out what a bitches name is. I would have killed for such a service back in the day.
Sometimes the only thing I want to see is the best, and that's when I head to Hot Movies.
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