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It was a normal morning, or at least I thought so. Thanksgiving was over, with its parade of seldom seen relatives and the required polite attention as they “caught up” with what everyone had been doing.

It was a Saturday and it had snowed six inches the night before. That meant the kids were all outside, bright and early, getting thoroughly cold and wet, and loving every second of it. Their mother and I loved it too because it meant a very rare opportunity to celebrate the memory of how those kids had come to be. Sex in the morning is fabulous, when you can get it. At this stage in our lives it meant sucking on months-old peppermints from Pizza Hut, kept on the night stand for just such an occasion. It spoils the mood if you have to run brush your teeth.

But, when you’re enjoying great sex, who cares about stale peppermints?

Of course great sex, at our ages, and after twenty-five years of marriage, doesn’t necessarily mean long, drawn-out sex, which was good that morning because the kids came stampeding back into the house, wet, cold, and complaining.

I got up, still panting slightly from my hastily-completed husbandly duties, threw a piece of oak into the stove and cracked open the air vent to get it going. My wife was like a general marching the troops, as she ordered them where to shake off the snow and where to put items of clothing as it fell off of them, until they could all scamper close to the wood stove. They turned in slow, measured circles, pausing to let whatever side of them was facing the stove get warm before turning another ninety degrees. I stood and watched my naked children, smiling as I thought of rotisseries.

June was seven. She was “our little accident”, though she was a gift we treasured. I noticed her big sister, Fran, was growing up fast. They all grow up fast, but Fran astonished me. I knew she was fifteen, but she’d always been my little girl, even when June came along. When had she grown those breasts!? And hips!? And hair!?

Modesty had never been a strong suite in our home. It wasn’t planned that way. I’m hot-blooded, and can sweat in air conditioning, so I ran around like a nudist as soon as we got married. Jill eventually joined me, both because she said she felt so overdressed around me, and because it led to the kind of fun she was interested in, and married me for. At least partly. When the kids came along, first Brad, and then Fran, two years later, the only reason to cover them was to avoid wet or smelly accidents. Once they got potty trained, it just never occurred to us to put something on them, unless it was cold.

It occurred to me, quite suddenly, that we had two teenagers, standing around the wood stove, stark naked. It was the first time I’d recognized them as anything other than ... Frannie and Brad.

I surveyed my seventeen year old son. Almost a man, he had already tested me many times in the time-honored tradition of the young bucks testing the old bulls, pushing limits here, stretching the rules there, seeing if it was time to formally challenge the leader. He was a good kid with a good heart, though. And it was normal, so I didn’t worry about it.

I saw his eyes flicker to his middle sister. He was normal in that way too. He’d seen her naked all his life, but with her recent development, and the fact that fall and winter usually meant everybody was covered up, he was discovering her recent maturity just like I was.

The reverse was true. Frannie was checking him out too.

My wife, always more vigilant than I thought she was, also noticed.

“Fran, don’t stare at Brad’s penis. It’s not normal.”

“Mom!” moaned a very embarrassed, and suddenly very pink-all-over fifteen-year-old girl.

“And Brad,” said my wife, ignoring the wail from her daughter, “don’t ogle your sister.”

“Yeah, right,” snorted Brad, his eyes flickering from Fran’s pink-nippled breasts to the light brown fuzz between her thighs. “Like I’d be interested in doing that!”

June, of course, with her genius mind, simply turned and watched and listened. In most families a seven year old with a brother and sister twice her age, would be at a serious disadvantage. But June was as smart as both of her siblings put together, and neither of them got more than an occasional C in school. Even then it usually meant they didn’t like the teacher, instead of the course material being too hard for them.

“In fact,” said my wife, crossing her arms below her breasts, hidden by the robe she was wearing, “all of you go get dressed.”

There was a chorus of complaints, made to sound like they didn’t want to leave the immediate warmth of the stove. They didn’t fool us, though. They were curious about their bodies. I tried to remember if I’d ever “had the talk” with either of the older ones. I decided I hadn’t, and that it was probably way past time. Just like I probably had in the past, I put it off for another time.

“Do what your mother says!” I ordered in my most rough, alpha male growl.

They went, though they sure didn’t scamper in fear or respect for the old bull’s position in the herd.

Breakfast got them back out of their rooms in a hurry, all appropriately covered. When had it suddenly become necessary for them to be ... appropriately covered?

Jill and I, still in our robes, presided over a nice family breakfast, which was going just fine until June said: “Daddy, can I ask you a question?”

“Sure, baby,” I said, ready to dispense wisdom.

“Is Santa Claus real?”

It was a question asked millions of times, in millions of homes, by millions of kids hoping, usually against hope, that the answer would not devastate the dream. It always meant that, somewhere along the way, somebody had said he did not exist.

Of course any kid who has survived five or six Christmases has seen the movies that deal with the issue. But those are movies. Sooner or later, they go to the ultimate source.

In our family that was me. I had a saying: “Dads know everything.” It had worked pretty well for the first ten years. It was a little frayed around the edges these days. Both Fran and Brad knew more about the computer in our house than I could ever hope to know, and that wasn’t the only chink in my armor.

“Of course he’s real,” I said instantly. “Why do you ask?”

Brad snorted. Fran sighed. They’d asked the same question, years back, and gotten the same response. In the years since then they’d argued with me, trying to convince me that Santa was just a kids tale. I’d stuck to my guns, and they’d eventually given up trying to convert me.

“People say he’s not real,” said June. She didn’t go into all the arguments about there being hundreds of men in red suits all over town, or that elves didn’t exist or any of that. She got right to the point.

I don’t know where it came from. It hadn’t appeared in my head when either Brad or Fran asked the same question, or tried to argue with me about it. But, suddenly, it was there.

“Do you believe in heroes?” I asked.

“Heroes?” asked June. “Like on TV?”

“No, not those heroes,” I said. “I mean people who risk their own lives to help someone else ... in the real world.”

“Like firemen?” she asked.

“Well,” I said, “that’s one example, but they choose to do that kind of work. I’m not talking about that kind of hero. I’m talking about the person who is at the right ... or wrong place, at the right ... or wrong time, and something terrible happens, and they decide to help, instead of run away, or look out for themselves.”

“So policemen and soldiers wouldn’t count either,” said June, quite seriously.

“True,” I said. “They’re definitely heroes, but not the kind I’m talking about.”

“I don’t know anybody like you’re talking about,” said June.

“Okay,” I said patiently, “but do you believe in them? Do you believe they exist?”

“Right now?” asked my genius daughter. “This very instant?”

“Have they existed in the past, do they exist now, or could they exist in the future?” Going toe-to-toe with brilliance isn’t always a fun ride.

“Of course,” said my genius daughter.

“Okay.” I bored right on in, ready to make the kill. “Is there only one possible hero?”

“Of course not,” said June. “Somebody like that would have to be Superman, and he doesn’t exist.”

I heard a snort from Brad. I looked up. Oddly, both he and Fran were paying attention. Neither had said anything yet, but I could just see the tenseness ... the willingness to jump in and help kill the dream.

“You are entirely correct,” I said. “In fact, it’s impossible to say who might be a hero, and who might not, until something happens. But the fact is, that heroes exist, even if they haven’t been heroic yet.”

“Okay.”

I felt a huge wash of relief. The first hurdle had been cleared. Acceptance was there.

“Okay,” I said. “Now, what makes somebody a hero?”

“You already said that, Daddy,” said June, patiently. “It’s when somebody helps somebody else, and doesn’t care if they might get hurt in the process.”

“That’s almost it,” I said. “It’s not that they don’t care if they get hurt. It’s that doing the right thing ... helping whoever needs help ... is the most important thing in that moment. They give of themselves, for the benefit of someone else. And they don’t do it because they get paid to do it, or because somebody will give them an award, or anything like that. They just do it because it’s a good thing to do.”

I would have been fine if I’d have stopped there. But I was all wound up. I had glanced up and seen Jill, also listening, and seeing her there, with the front of her robe not quite completely closed ... which reminded me of that morning, while the kids were outside ... well I didn’t stop there.

“It’s like great sex,” I added.

You know how you say something brilliant ... except that it’s at the wrong time, in the wrong place, with the wrong audience?

I blinked. Probably several times. I noticed that I suddenly had my older children’s undivided attention. They weren’t just paying attention. They were riveted. Never had I seen them so interested in something their old man had said.

“Sex?”

You’d have thought they were triplets. All three of them said it at exactly the same time. It was almost three part harmony.

I looked at Jill, and felt my face take on what I knew was a pleading look.

“Don’t look at me,” said my life mate ... the woman I adored ... the mother of the very interested children at the table. “You got yourself into this. I can’t wait to see how you try to get out.”

She wasn’t exactly on the Santa bandwagon, and hadn’t been for years. She was much too pragmatic.

I looked at my children. Brad, at seventeen, probably had more experience than I wanted to think about. Fran was irrevocably branded into my brain as an innocent virgin ... and always would be, though those perky breasts she had exposed that morning were like sandpaper, rubbing at that brand, trying like crazy to remove it. And June? She was only seven. That was way too young to be involved in a discussion of sex. I expected her to say, “Ewwwww,” and run from the table any second.

She didn’t.

They all just sat there, waiting for what was coming next.

“Go on, Dear,” my wife said, helpfully.

I tried to rein in my wildly gyrating mind. Okay. We were talking in generalities here. I didn’t have to go into the gory details. Dad’s know everything. I could do this.

“I will!” I said, admittedly a little petulantly.

I looked at my children. Fran rarely went on sleepovers any more. But June did ... all the time. Anything I said would be repeated in a dozen bedrooms. There was no way some parent wouldn’t hear about it ... whatever I said.

“That’s good, Darling,” said my entirely too happy wife, with an entirely too big grin on her face. “We’re all waiting to hear about it.”

When in doubt ... backpedal.

“Okay,” I said. I had to clear my throat. My mouth was suddenly dry for some reason. “It’s like this.”

I swear ... they all leaned forward.

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I was ready and didn’t need to be asked twice but I have learnt to always make sure a girl is ready before you just shove one inside her. She laid there on the desk legs spread wide her hand rubbing her clit. “Come on Santa bring those big sacks over here let me empty them for you. I want all your goodies you have inside them”. She cried as if about to overheat. It’s not every day you get to play Santa and I can assure you my sacks were full to the brim.I did my duty and handed out all...

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Dance of a LifetimeChapter 28 SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

It was December 17th. A light snow was falling. Warren had just gotten off the phone with Sophia, and went down to talk to his Mom. "Hey. Mom? Got a question." "Shoot, honey." "Would you mind if Sophia came over for Christmas?" "Not at all, honey, but does her mother mind? Wouldn't she be more at home with her family?" "Nah. There isn't anything with her family. Her brother and sister are going to be with their father, so her mother is going over her aunts and uncles house....

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It Started With ChristmasChapter 5 Here Comes Santa Claus

The next morning, I found myself awake earlier than I had been on Christmas morning for years. For the first time in what seemed like forever, I felt the excitement that used to accompany Christmas morning when I was a child. The only difference was that then, I’d been awake early, wondering what gifts there would be for me. This time, I was awake early, wondering how the two girls would react to the gifts I had chosen for them. Katelyn came out around 7:00, as she had the morning before,...

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Ever since that Monday night, December 15, 2003, the Parker family had fucked each other in every possible way. And they often brought friends! Or family! They did it all. And they were happy. Their friends were happy! It was perfect. That Christmas, there was a big party at their home. George and his family were invited, of course. And so were Rachel, Grace and Valerie. And Troy. Jill, Brad, Joan, Carla, Sarah, Sue and Nat were even more important. Since Nat wouldn't spend the...

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The holiday’s are always the busiest time of the year when you work as a housekeeper. After a long day of work, I was looking forward to relaxing, watching a movie. However, my friends had different plans in mind. I came home to a new message. ‘Hey Elizabeth, it’s Mary and Katie. We just heard that TIDAL is having a Mr. and Mrs. Claus contest tonight. The winner gets $200 and a date with Mr. Claus! We should enter, it’ll be fun. Call us back!’ So much for my plans, I thought as I called them...

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The day dawned bright and cheery and Santa was in a jolly raunchy mood. He had slept with his favorite elf and had been well serviced. It was a slow day appearance wise. There was one gathering in East Palo Alto for a very large group of neighborhood Mexican children. When that was done Santa was looking forward to a nice soak in the hot tub with his two favorite elf maidens. His sleigh was cleaned and polished and ready to transport him to EPA for his appearance. He climbed in his sleigh and...

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Santa and the MILF

The day dawned bright and cheery and Santa was in a jolly raunchy mood. He had slept with his favorite elf and had been well serviced. It was a slow day appearance wise. There was one gathering in East Palo Alto for a very large group of neighborhood Mexican children. When that was done Santa was looking forward to a nice soak in the hot tub with his two favorite elf maidens. His sleigh was cleaned and polished and ready to transport him to EPA for his appearance. He climbed in his sleigh and...

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My name is Lucy Willis. As a child I was a chubby girl that no one paid much attention to. That all changed at puberty. God decided to grace me with an incredible body. I don't mean to brag, but my perfect 36DD-24-36 figure with long shapely legs, has been known to make priests get an erection. I have blonde hair and blue eyes and a dazzling smile that completes the look. I was very popular in school, but did not do well in classes. I decided that my greatest asset was my body, so I went...

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I was a little elf going to work and pack gifts all day at the mallit was a nice thing to do during december and it paid some extra moneyi was all dress in my green leggin and little elf costume getting in the bus back from workthere was a older guy in his santa costume waving at me in the backi was invited to seat with him''hey how was you day little el''''good good i packed gift all day''''good of you , you make santa proud''both laughing keep playing our ''role''''so what are you doing...

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Santa Lovers – Alicia and SamAlicia was under her special uncle. He was very gentle but his huge belly spread across her tiny one and hung down over her sides. She felt wrapped in love and protected from the world. She was so warm and safe with her Uncle Santa. Her slender legs were spread wide and she was being stretched incredible open between her legs. When Alicia’s sweet pussy had been opened like this in the past, she always felt like it was too full to ever close up again. As her...

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Mary Blows Santa

Mary first started wanting to blow santa Claus last Christmas Eve. She had gotten out of bed to get a drink of water from the bathroom and heard muffled noises downstairs, like someone mumbling. A light was on in the living room. And there, as plain as day, stood Santa Claus… with his full white beard, red hat, red coat, red pants, and black boots. Oddly, however, Mary’s older sister Kim, 21 years old, on her knees in jeans, a red sweater and sneakers, helping Santa position gifts under the...

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Buck's Big Boob Bed Time Stories....Ho Ho Ho....Secret SantaNormally I be happy coming home for winter break. The semester went really well. I got my grades up. I was looking forward to some much needed time off. But my parents volunteered me to help with this Christmas charity in town. They email me a message before I left campus. I needed to stop at the Christmas charity warehouse and make a delivery. It was Christmas Eve. I just wanted to go home and relax. It was beginning to snow as I...

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DAVEY, DAD, AND SANTA"Davey!" my dad called from upstairs."What?" I yelled back, not taking my eyes off of the Christmas-day footballgame on the television."I need help!""Can't Mom do it?""She's already headed over to Grandma and Grandpa's to help get ready forChristmas dinner.""Okay, be right there."I flipped off the television and headed upstairs. Larry could give me afull replay when he stopped by later.*****"What's the big...?" My voice trailed off when I crossed the threshold ofmy parent's...

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By SaraOz I was at home about a month before Christmas when one of my brother's friends dropped in to ask me if I would like a part time job for the holidays. I was thinking some extra money for Christmas would be good. So I asked Adam what the job was? Adam said with a smile: Elf.After a laugh I asked Adam again what the job was. He said being an Elf at the Shopping Centre. I knew Adam had worked as an Elf at the Santa show last year as my friends and I had dropped by to see him and to sit...

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“Honey this is fucking stupid.  You’re twenty-seven.  Definitely too old to be leaving Santa cookies and milk,” Richard lectured with a smirk.Jennifer had baked chocolate chip cookies, what she believed to be Santa’s favorite earlier Christmas Eve.  She placed them by the fireplace with childlike glee.  “Shut the fuck up, Rich.  I do this every year, and every year, I wake up to a half empty plate of cookies and a half drank glass of milk," Jennifer shot back."You may want to think about...

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It was five days before Christmas. Everything was on schedule, reindeer fattened up, elves wrapping and packing toys, and Santa checking his list. The naughty list had grown this year. Santa was wondering why, when he heard on the North Pole News Station: “Mayan calendar predicts end of the world tomorrow. Earth is in a panic.” The elves heard the news and stopped working. They got up from their benches and gathered around Santa. The female elves all sat at Santa’s feet. A couple sat in his...

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A Strip Searchin' Santa By Deputy Duffy The distinctive tick of the large oak grandfather clock was the onlysound heard, as the two lawyers sat in wonderment. Their boss had just calledthem into his office, presented his proposal, and left them alone to maketheir decisions. "What do you think, Stewart?" Stewart looked at the pretty blonde who had asked the question and tried toplay it tough. "Doesn't look like we have much choice, now. We blew it,plain and simple." "I still don't...

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"Go on boy, Good Old Santa!" Cindy, a precocious eighteen year old in her twelfth grade at high school, smiled sweetly at her mother and assured her that she would not stay out late. Clare, her best friend, also had school in the morning, so they would not leave it too late leaving the city centre. They would watch the movie, grab a McDonald’s and catch the bus home before the riff-raff, drinking themselves silly in the bars and clubs, spilled onto the streets and caused their usual mayhem....

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Hi I’m Barry and would like to tell you about the Christmas party we had this year with friends and neighbours, each year 1 person has to be Santa but only 2 people know 1 of cause the Santa and the chief neighbourhood watch chairman, this year it was me and not even my family had to know, I remember last year and it got rather naughty I even got blown by one of Santa’s helpers and had a good idea who it was but, like any year even if you knew it stayed a secret. Well the party started and I...

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Santa Babe

Santa Babe by Daniel A. Wolfe (aka D.A.W.) Author's Note I sat on this story for more than a year, but I finally decided to dust it off and finish it just in time for Christmas. It's a little more 'fetishy' than my usual stuff, but I hope you like it. ------- "Ho, ho, oh no!" The fat bastard rolled out of the sled falling face first and produced a thud that shook the whole damn roof. "Clumsy old coot," I grumbled under my breath and hopped out of the sleigh to help my red...

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Santa was waiting when the sleigh with Mrs. Claus and Lily arrived. He had seen what the two of them had been doing and it was very naughty. It was very, VERY naughty! And he had liked watching a lot!!!He had been stroking as he watched the two of them through the snow globe he had given to Lily so that he could watch her each day. She was on his nice list in a way that very few women ever achieved! How Mrs. C found out about her or why she had flown down to hook up with Lily, Santa was...

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Every year I wish for something at Christmas. Usually it's things I don't need, but something that I really want. So about the end of October I started thinking about what I wanted for Christmas this year.You know the stores start putting their Christmas items out. Kmart, Target, Walmart, etc. have all their Christmas lingerie right up front so horny guys walking down the isles can jerk off while thinking about getting their girlfriends, wives, mistresses, or fuck buddies one of these little...

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It’s not every day you get to play Santa and I can assure you my sacks were full to the brim. I did my duty and handed out all the Prezzies at the masquerade work Christmas party, tossed out candy canes and generally made everyone smile. I think it was more of a punishment from the C.E.O than anything else but I found my fun in it. He seemed to give me all the things that no one else wanted to do… maybe because I am young… maybe it because I am up and coming… or maybe it was...

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