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Labatt’s Limousine, Returning to London

11:47pm, Friday, December 21, 1979

“I can’t believe you guys were able to simply jam out that Christmas song,” Stephanie exclaimed as we enjoyed some snacks and cokes in the back of the limousine after our concert in St. Thomas.

“Oh! Gawd! I was worried about playing it when you joked that you wanted to experiment with a Santa Claus is Coming to Town to the audience,” Wayne laughed with Eda tucked under his arm. “I was amazed at how well that came off ... man that was fun!”

“It was funny how the crowd called out in unison, ‘Start it over! Start it over!’ when we, when I flubbed the opening,” Lynette laughed, and then added, “I can’t believe I hit the wrong button on my keyboards and had the dang Hell’s Bells sound instead of Santa’s sleigh bells!”

“I just about peed in my short-shorts when I heard those gongs, Cano!” Lisa chuckled as she reached over Stephanie’s lap to smack Lynette’s track pants covered thigh.

I laughed at my friends words and then started to sing, “You better watch out, you better not cry. You better not pout, I’m telling you why...”

St. Thomas Civic Center, St. Thomas, Ontario

7:10pm, Friday, December 21, 1979

“Hey, guys!” Becca Greene, Todd Daymend’s girlfriend shouted as the Parkside Stampeder gang walked up to the stage area in the Civic Center. Todd and Erv Daymend, Erv’s girlfriend, Tiffany Leyshon, Adam Peawtrowski, his girlfriend, Nicole, and Nicole’s triplet sisters, Natasha and Nancy Duckworth all yelled or waved up at us.

“Hey, Stamps!” Lynette replied with a smile.

“You guys need a hand with those lights?” Erv asked in his booming deep voice.

“We can always use a strong arm or two,” Brad replied from his perch on the step ladder as he worked to clip the lighting bars to the Civic Center’s railing system.

Both Erv and Adam immediately jumped up on the stage to give Brad, Elizabeth and Zupena a hand with setting up the multi-colored light bars. Todd wasn’t able to help as he was limping noticeably from a minor ankle sprain. I could tell that Liz really appreciated the help as holding the thirty plus pound units over her head with Zupena, as Brad tried to secure them wasn’t the most fun thing to do. With six-five Erv, and six-three Zupena working together; Brad made quick work of leveling the horizontal lights and making sure the power and control connections were all completed.

Adam went back to give Wayne and Eda a hand with positioning E’s large bass drums and floor toms. Both guys chatted about our prior basketball game and our upcoming Christmas tournament games. Parkside, if Todd’s ankle was back to normal in a week’s time, would be a favorite to win the St. Thomas Civic tournament which was being held here at the Civic Center.

I heard Adam say, “I think Chatham Tecumseh is the only team that should give us a game, and they’re on the opposite side of the draw, so...”

“I’m not sure how we’ll do at the Purple and White,” Wayne replied with a smile. “All eight teams are good with Toronto Eastern Commerce being undefeated for the last two seasons.”

“Oh, crap! Eastern Commerce is coming down to London for the Purple and White?” Adam asked with a grin and head shake.

“Yeah! They’re on the opposite side of the draw from us,” I replied with a smile as I positioned my three guitars and two ukuleles on their stands in front of E’s drum kit.

“At least you won’t have to play them ‘till the finals,” Todd called from the front of the stage.

“We’ll have to get there, first,” Wayne laughed as he tightened up some wingnuts on E’s kit.

“Who do you play in the first round?” Erv asked.

“We’ve got Sarnia Northern in the first round. Then we’ll play either Clarke Road or Windsor Assumption in the second round, win or lose,” I replied.

“Assumption will be a tough game. I think they’re undefeated this season,” Todd replied with a grin.

“There are no gimmes in the Purple and White,” I laughed as I moved over to give Lisa a hug as she was putting together the wireless mic-stands and microphones.

“You guys will do fine, I’m sure,” Lisa added with a smile and hip-check.

I loved that Tempe and Shannon were sitting on the edge of the stage, and were chatting with Becca, Tiffany and the Duckworth triplets. I could half way make out that all of them, along with Natasha’s and Nancy’s two missing boyfriends, were going to doff their clothes to get the primo tickets to our NIS concert.

“We’ll have to get together at the front of the stage,” Tempe laughed as she nodded to Shannon and pointed to Zupena regarding their concert presence.

Shannon then turned towards us and asked, “We ARE going to be able to get right to the front of the stage, aren’t we?”

“I’m sure we can arrange it to make sure you guys have front center spots,” Lynette replied as she walked out from behind her keyboard system.

“You better!” Tempe laughed as she leaned back on the stage, and looked at us from an upside-down orientation. She then blew Cano an air-kiss.

Lisa saw that and immediately sank to her knees beside Tempe and planted a little kiss on the petite gymnast’s lips.

“Are you two gonna need a room?” Becca laughed as the Parkside girls watched Tempe wrap her arms around Lisa’s shoulders to prevent her escape.

“They will, we all will ... later!” Shannon laughed as she lightly smacked Tempe’s slightly exposed bare mid-riff.

After we all sound checked our instruments, we told our Parkside friends we’d catch up with them during the intermissions or after the concert. Just as we were about to close the stage’s curtains, I saw a couple of local camera crews setting up off to the side of the main dance floor. Just as Sammy pointed that out to Lisa, we saw a thirty-something lady and a forty-ish year-old guy walk to the front of the stage with microphones in their hands.

“Hey, guys! I’m Julie Whiteside from CFPL-TV here in London...”

“And I’m Jeff Moore from CKCO-TV in Kitchener,” the older gentleman said as the two reporters looked up at us from the front of the stage. “We were wondering if you had a minute to talk with us.”

I looked at Sammy and then to Lynette, who came back around from her keyboards. When Sammy gave me a touch to her watch, I said, “We’re about ready to start here, but if you’re good with waiting ‘till our first break, we’ll be glad to meet up with you.”

“That’s in about forty-five minutes to an hour, right?” Ms. Whiteside asked with a smile.

“Yeah, about fifty, fifty-five minutes,” Sammy replied.

Ms. Whiteside looked at the other reporter and said, “I’m good with that. Will you be able to get what you need and get back to Kitchener for your late news, Jeff?”

Mr. Moore looked at his watch and did a little mental calculation before he said, “That puts us around nine-ish, so ... yeah, I should be good to talk with you kids during your first break.”

“Okay, we’ll see you in an hour or so,” Sammy said with a smile.

Lynette touched my arm and whispered, “Are there any songs we don’t want shown on the news?”

I thought for a second on her question, and then said to the two reporters, “Can you please limit any video footage of our concert to songs that have been released, either on the radio or from our No Fear! album? We’d like to keep any unreleased songs semi-hidden for our upcoming concert.”

“What are you starting your concert with tonight?” Ms. Whiteside asked.

“We’re going to start with the three songs that were released to the radio, Danger Zone, I Hate Myself, and These Dreams,” I softly replied so the others near the front of the stage wouldn’t hear our show’s opening numbers.

“So, if we get some footage from any of those songs, we’ll be good?” Mr. Moore asked.

All four of us at the front of the stage nodded in reply to the CKCO reporter’s question. Only E stayed back from the stage’s front during this little conversation.

“That works for me, for us, as those are kick ass songs,” Ms. Whiteside laughed and shared a high-five with her media counterpart.

“Okay, we’ll get with you by that stage door after our first set,” Lynette said as she gave the reporters a small salute and pointed off to our right to indicate our exit point.

“Good luck with the show! I’m looking forward to hearing your first set,” Ms. Whiteside replied and then the two reporters headed back over towards their two cameramen.

As the curtains closed, the Civic Center’s booking agent, Mr. Schinkel came out to talk with us with a wired microphone in his hand. “Do you kids mind if I go on the other side of the curtains to introduce you to the crowd? I’d like to cover a few rules with them, like no cameras or recording devices, and that this is a non-alcoholic event.”

All of us gave him a positive nod and Sammy chuckled, “Just try not to get too long winded out there.”

“Oh, I’ll keep it brief as I’d much rather listen to you than talk to this rowdy crowd.”

When Mr. Schinkel slipped through the curtains, the auditorium’s lights went out and a couple of spotlights shone on the ‘M-C’, creating a shadowed outline on the curtain for us. As he was talking to the crowd about the Civic Center’s and concert’s rules, I turned to my bandmates and said, “You wanna mess with him?”

Lisa rubbed her hands together with glee and said, “Oh, don’t you know it.”

“Let me try something first to see how he responds, ‘kay?” I said. I then plucked out a few non-sense sounding notes on Silverburst, which Lynette halfway matched on her Yamaha keyboards.

Mr. Schinkel than said, “Well, it sounds like the band is almost set to begin.” After a pause he added, “Well, maybe not just yet, so again, no flash cameras and...”

Just as he was repeating his no camera rule, I nodded to Lisa, who immediately torn into the opening deep bass rift of Danger Zone. The crowd went ballistic at those opening notes, with the spotlights now dancing over the curtain as Mr. Schinkel laughed and hopped down from the stage. A loud popping sound came through the speakers as he turned off his microphone. The curtains slowly opened with the spotlights flashing across the fairly large Civic Center stage before they settled on me as I began to sing our first ‘number one hit radio song.’

After we played Life is a Lemon, which the crowd loved to sing along with ‘my answers’ to the Bandettes’ playful questions, especially the, ‘You can shove it up your ASS!’ line, I called Wayne up on the stage to play saxophone with us. He originally hemmed and hawed about doing it but once the crowd started to chant his name, Eda’s boyfriend hopped up onto the stage. Wayne killed the sax solo on our cover of Old Time Rock & Roll, and his low tenor vocals created a sweet harmony with my lead vocals. As a matter of fact, during our first break after we met with the TV reporters, Cano said we sounded great together, similar to having Paul’s deeper backing voice.

As Wayne was taking a well-earned bow for his saxophone playing and vocals on Old Time, I surprised everyone in the building, even my bandmates, by saying, “If we can get a Santa hat for each of us in the band, I think we might be able to come up with a little Christmas music for you.”

The look on Lisa’s face was priceless as she turned and exclaimed, “What are you doing, Mike?”

Sammy and Lynette started to laugh as about ten red and white Santa stocking caps and one Santa themed cowboy hat came flying up on the stage. As I bent over to pick up a few of the hats, I said, “Well, I hope my words don’t come back to bite me on the ass, but I think we should try to play something like this.” After I tossed a hat back to Eda and Lynette, I put on the red with white fur trimmed cowboy hat and played the intro music to my favorite Christmas song, Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

(Note: Santa Claus is Coming to Town was written by John Coots and Haven Gillespie in 1934. It was an instant hit, selling over 500,000 copies of sheet music within 24 hours. I’m basing my Time Bandettes’ version of SC-C-T after Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band’s cover of this Christmas classic.)

I wasn’t the least bit surprised when Sammy laughed out to the audience and said, “And you know we’ve never practiced or played this song before, right, Cuda?”

“You’re killing us, Mike!” Lisa chuckled as she came over to give me a kiss.

I turned back to Lynette and said, “Think you can generate some sleigh bells with your wonderful toy?”

“I’m sure I can, Santa Mike,” Cano laughed, pulled her Santa hat over her mane of blonde hair. She then flashed her fingers over the control panel on her Yamaha system.

I then winked at Wayne and said, “Have you been a good boy, Wayne, and practiced your saxophone real hard this year? You know Santa might get you a new one, if you were good?”

Wayne laughed at my words and played an awful sounding sax riff as his response.

“Oh, Baby! That doesn’t sound like you’ve been practicing at all!” Eda cried out and punctuated her statement with a drum roll and cymbal crash. That in turn inspired Wayne to tear into a killer ten second sax riff.

“Okay! Okay! Okay! Enough!” Sammy cried out, which set the audience to laughing at us.

I turned back to Lynette and asked, “Got them bells ready, Cano?”

She nodded at me and then hit a key, which generated the Hell’s Bells gong instead of Santa’s sleigh bells. The whole place erupted in laughter when Lynette cried out, “Oh! Crap! Wrong button!”

“Start it over! Start it over! Start it over!“ the packed out crowd yelled as Lynette turned bright red at her innocent mess up.

“I got it, now! And let me start this song off, Cuda,” Lynette said with a smile on her reddened face. She then had the sleigh bells going as she played a sweet piano introduction to this Christmas song on her keyboards.

As Lynette played her intro, I had a little fun with my bandmates and the crowd by asking them if they were on Santa’s naughty or nice list. We all laughed when we heard Erv’s deep voice shout from the front of the stage, “We know for a fact that you’re on his naughty list, Mike!”

“Yeah, but Cuda being naughty means that we have a lot of fun, too!” Lisa replied with a major grin on her face.

“Testify! Bricky! Testify!” Tempe yelled from her front of the stage position.

I simply shook my head and laughed before I regrouped to Lynette’s music to softly sing:

“You better watch out, you better not cry.

You better not pout, I’m telling you why.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming ... toooooo townnnnnnnnn.

He’s making a list, checkin’ it twice.

He’s gonna find out whose naughty or nice.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming ... toooooo townnnnnnnnn.”

During the first verse, only Lynette’s piano and sleigh bells were playing in the background. I loved how Eda added a few well-placed snare drum strikes in the second verse, after my ‘list, twice, out and nice‘ words, to slightly up this song’s intensity. I looked between Sammy, Lisa and Wayne at the front of the stage before I started in with the next verse. With a nod, they all smiled and I knew they’d be joining in with their instruments at an appropriate moment in this song. I quickly pointed at Sammy’s microphone, to let Wayne know I wanted him to add his vocals to mine.

I then sang:

“He sees you when you’re sleeping.

He knows when you’re awake.

He knows when you’ve been bad or good.

So you better be good for goodness sake.

You better be good for goodness sake!” (Wayne echoed my previous line in a deeper than normal tone.)

With a nod of my head, Sammy, Lisa and Wayne all joined in with Lynette and E’s playing as I sang:

“Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry!

You better not pout! I’m telling you why!

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming ... toooooo townnnnnnnnn.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!” (Sammy, Lisa and Lynette all sang these words in their best deep feminine voices.)

With perfect timing, Wayne put his sax to his lips and tore into a major fifteen second alto sax solo. I laughed as Sammy and Lisa slide on their knees to play-worship at Wayne’s side as he went to town in his best Clarence Clemons imitation.

As my friend was killing it at the front of the stage, I turned to Lynette and mouthed, ‘This is freakin’ wild.’

‘This is awesome, Cuda,’ my soul mate keyboardist mouthed back with a monster smile on her face.

Eda brought that solo to a close with a nifty drum riff, which led into my singing:

“He sees you when you’re sleeping.

He knows when you’re awake.

He knows when you’ve been bad or good.

You better be good for goodness sake.

You better be good for goodness sake!” (Wayne again sang this in a deeper than normal tone.)

“Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry!

You better not pout! I’m telling you why!

Santa Claus! Is coming to town. (All of us sang the ‘Is coming to town’ lines in this section.)

Yeah! Santa Claus! Is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming ... to town.“

We slowed the song down some with Wayne providing his deep, ‘Ho! Ho! Ho!’ voice to our ‘Santa Claus is coming to town,’ repeated lyrics. Only Eda played along with the sleigh bells for the first three repeats. Lisa timed her bass notes to her sister’s drums for the next three repeats, with Lynette and Sammy joining back in after that to up the volume and pace of the grand finale. For the first time in this song, I powered up my Silverburst to go with my powerful repeated title lines.

To end this rocking Christmas song, Lynette simply played a one finger ‘kids’ version of the melody on her piano with the sleigh bells. The crowd went wild as all six of us, Eda included moved out front and bowed in response to their loud ovation.

I took a quick glance at my watch and saw that it was eight-fifty-two, so I tapped it for the others to see. Sammy picked up on my meaning and said to the crowd, “We’re gonna take about a fifteen minute break to get a drink. You’ve been great and we’ll be back, shortly!”

As the curtain closed, we all laughed and hugged for a moment before the girls all ganged up on me, and playfully pounded my shoulders and back for doing that crazy stunt. “I can’t believe you did that to us, Mike!” Lisa cried as we walked to the stage’s exit.

“Hey, I just said, ‘What the hell!’ and figured we’d have fun pulling it off or muddlin’ our way through a fun piece of music. I liked our odds of pulling it off, though!”

“That was super fun, Cuda! Scary but fun!” Wayne said as he and E walked down the stairs to the main auditorium floor.

Both the CFPL and CKCO reporters and cameramen were waiting for us as we walked out from the stage stairs. Without any lead-up, Mr. Moore excitedly asked, “Please tell us we can use that Christmas song footage on our news shows tonight and tomorrow morning?”

“And you guys really had never practiced or played that song before? Unbelievable!” Ms. Whiteside quickly interjected as their cameramen filmed the beginning of this interview session.

Sammy and Lisa looked at me regarding Mr. Moore’s initial question. When I nodded to them, Sammy said, “You can definitely use any footage you’ve got from that song. I doubt we’ll be playing it at our upcoming NIS concert.”

“So, did you really, really never practice that song before?” Mr. Moore reiterated his colleague’s question.

“If we did, do you think I would have had that major screw up?” Lynette laughed in reply.

“That was hilarious, Cano!” Wayne chuckled with Eda wrapped up in his arms.

“Honest to God, I didn’t even have any idea about doing that song until I saw a few folks tossing their Santa hats around with one landing on the stage,” I said as an additional piece of information for the TV reporters. “Now, I love that song, so...”

“You just decided to run with it? Amazing!” Ms. Whiteside said with a negative head shake.

“Well, I think we treated that experience like we normally do at our rehearsals. We just play what we think will work and then tinker with it. Fortunately, we got all the tinkering down after my major league boo-boo to start the song,” Lynette chuckled.

“That was the first time I’ve done something like that with these guys, so it scared the crap out of me but it was super fun, as well,” Wayne added.

“Are you joining the Time Bandettes, Wayne?” Mr. Moore asked.

“No. I’m going to be playing with them at their concert but as part of our school’s seven-member Jazz Band.”

“Wayne, my boyfriend, will have a few sax solos, along with our former saxophonist, Jennifer Rathje,” E proudly said as she turned in his arms to give him a kiss.

We spent the rest of our fifteen minute break answering the two TV reporters’ questions. We appreciated that Shannon, Zupena and Tempe had brought over some waters for us to drink during our interview break. The two reporters and their cameramen thanked us for our time and said they would have their station managers send us a copy of their news segment on our band’s performance.

As they started to leave, Lynette begged them to not include that screw up in their segment. We all knew from the reporters laughing head shake that her request wasn’t going to be honored. “Gawd! I’m gonna die if they show that Hell’s Bells fuck up on TV,” our keyboardist laughingly whined as we made our way back up onto the Civic Center’s stage.

“That’s what makes these concerts super fun, Cano,” Lisa replied as she pulled Cano in for a hug.

“Yes, but you weren’t the one who screwed up, Bricky,” Lynette chuckled.

“But the crowd loved it and responded like champs, with their ‘Start it over,’ chant,” Eda added with a smile.

With our instruments ready to go, I simply asked, “Are we ready for some southern rock and blues?”

All the Time Bandettes gave me a nod. I then motioned to Brad at the stage’s curtain switch, and when he flipped the toggle, we broke out with our second set opener, Iron Man. We decided earlier to play our second set list from our Medway Halloween Dance performance. We made two changes to that list of songs, as we subbed Lynette’s humorous Quit Breaking Up With Me for her Halloween oriented song, Clap For the Wolfman. While she liked the long piano solo in Clap, Cano told us she’d rather do something she wrote in this concert. All of us felt it was good to get a feel for this new song prior to playing it during our NIS concert.

The other change we decided as we got ready to play this second set was to include our first ‘official’ single, All Summer Long in the slot prior to playing Sweet Home Alabama. Near the end of our combined CFPL and CKCO TV interview in that first intermission, Mr. Moore informed us that All Summer Long had entered the Canadian RPM music charts as the number eleven song earlier in the day. This was the highest entry in that music list since The Guess Who’s These Eyes, which entered that music chart at the number nine spot in 1969. That bit of news caused an excited Lisa to do her ‘running girl’ routine for a second time in St. Thomas.

We concluded our second set by spotlighting E’s incredible drumming and sweet vocals with YYZ and Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me. This was our first show with Eda’s extended YYZ drum solo where she was able to show off her new additions. The crowd loved her unique forty-five second cowbell, triangles, and glockenspiel work, which she wonderfully paired with her double-tap bass drum kicks.

We enjoyed getting together with the Parkside gang in our second fifteen minute intermission. All five of the girls, Becca, Tiffany, Nicole, Natasha and Nancy were super excited about being naked in the audience at our NIS concert. Todd, Erv and especially Adam were a little less thrilled with that prospect but the triplets let Adam know that their firm ‘Cs’ would be more on display than his lower ‘package’ in the crowded ‘naked stage area’.

“But with all that wonderful boobage and bare butts going on, that tightly packed stage area might lead to some unintended reactions, and consequently to some unexpected actions,” Adam said as meekly as a six-two, two-hundred and ten pound athlete possibly could.

“You just let me know, Baby, and I’ll take care of those unexpected actions for you,” Nicole said, at least I assumed it was Adam’s girlfriend, with a devilish grin on her face.

“What if you’re up on his shoulders, Nicky?” one of her identical sisters laughingly asked.

“Well, you know...” Nicole responded with a double eyebrow raise at her sisters.

“Ohhh, Natash, that sounds like as much of an invitation as we’ll ever get from Nicky,” Nancy squealed as she gripped her sister’s arm.

“Do you think they’ll allow us girls to get up on our guy’s shoulders at this concert?” Tiffany asked with a smile.

“If you’re on Erv’s shoulders, Tiff, you guys would block the view of half the crowd at the JLC,” Lynette said which caused all of us to bust out in laughter. Tiffany, Lynette and Sammy all shared high-fives after that clever, yet appropriate reply.

“I’m guessing if you guys are right up at the stage with my girls and our friends from Medway, that you won’t really need to get up on these guys’ shoulders,” I replied when things settled down some.

“Yeah, if we were a ways from the stage, I could see you girls getting on our shoulders, but not if we’re right up front,” Todd said with Becca’s back pulled tightly into his chest.

“You just wanna show off your Brick like boobs, Tiff,” Becca chuckled as she lightly popped her friend’s shoulder.

“My boobs are NOT in Brick’s league ... size wise!” Tiffany laughed as she reached over to lightly touch Lisa on her arm.

“Oh! Yes they are!” Erv chided his girlfriend, and used his forearm, which he had wrapped around Tiffany’s stomach to lightly lift her ‘D’ to ‘DD’ size breasts.

“They look like they’re as big as mine, but that might be because of your smaller body size,” Lisa laughed as she barely twisted her upper torso to set her full double-Ds in motion.

“How in the world did this little chat get together turn into a ‘boob referendum’?” I chuckled as I gave Todd, Erv, Adam, Wayne and Brad a small negative head shake.

“You guys like everything about our boobs, and don’t you dare deny it!” Elizabeth fired back in reply, which set our whole bunch back to laughing.

“Yes, Mikhail even likes my small krūtis,” Zupena deadpanned in her thick Latvian accent.

“Yeah! Zupi has perfectly formed boobs ... according to Mike!” Shannon laughed as she pretended to reach for Zupena’s left breast.

“Can we all just agree that boobs are the greatest thing since sliced bread, and then move on to some other topic,” Brad laughed.

“Well, I think what you are packing would rival sliced bread, but...” Natasha replied with a straight face.

“Oh! Please! Don’t go down that path, guys!” Todd cried and pressed his face into the top of Becca’s poofy hair.

“Yeah, let’s not venture down that road,” Elizabeth mercifully replied as she gave Brad a peck on his cheek.

“Well, you guys can keep on with whatever topic you wanna talk about, but we’ve got a third set to play,” Sammy laughed as she pulled Eda from out of Wayne’s arms.

“Thanks, Sammy,” I softly said and gave our redheaded bandmate a small wink.

The only new song we played in our third set was another Christmas song, which Sammy wrote at school after finishing our math exam. Sammy sang lead with the girls harmonizing on, (It Must Have Been ‘Ol) Santa Claus, with just E’s snare drum, my acoustic guitar and Wayne’s saxophone as backing music for this jazzy oriented Christmas tune. The crowd in St. Thomas loved this song as Sammy and the Bandettes sang:

“I think I saw ol’ Santa through my window Christmas eve.

My eyes were really droopy but I really do believe.
It must`ve been ol’ Santa, `cause I saw his big red hat.
And I know my mom and dad can’t fly like that, Oh no!”

“I know my Mom and Dad can’t fly like that.” (Wayne and I sang this line in a deep voice.)

“And then I heard some footsteps in the hall outside my door.
The same ol’ Christmas trick my dad had played since I was four
He stands outside my bedroom yelling “Ho! Ho! Ho!” because
He knows I don’t believe in Santa Claus, no way.”

“He knows I don’t believe in Santa Claus.” (Wayne and I sang this line.)

“I think my daddy sees me,
Peeking from my door.
But he pretends he’s Santa anyway.
Every year he tries to fool me.
But I’m a big girl (boy) now, I don’t believe in Santa or his sleigh...
No way!

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Parking Area by Sammy’s Guest House 5:28pm, Thursday, November 15, 1979 “Hi, Dr. Candi,” I said after my computer materialized with her call as I stopped behind Cano’s Chevy Nova. “I’m doing well, thanks ... Yes, I think I’ll only miss the first quarter of the game as Mr. Williamson, our vice-principal, arranged for us to play a half-hour earlier, as well as get me a police escort to our game ... I guess you can cheer for Todd until I get there, but then you better be one-hundred for the...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 38 American Woman

Shannon’s House, Arva, Ontario 4:26pm, Monday, December 24, 1979 “How was practice, guys?” Eda asked as Andrew, Wayne, Jon, Andy and I walked in the foyer of Shannon’s large farm house. “Oh! My! God! You wouldn’t believe the dunks these two guys were throwing down before we actually practiced,” Andy bellowed as he did a three-sixty spin jump with a two-handed pretend throw-down. “Yeah, Andrew did a nifty, between his legs to a reverse, two-handed jam, which was beyond incredible!” Wayne...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 39 Dont Be Stupid

Medway High School, Arva, Ontario 9:36am, Wednesday, December 26, 1979 “I sure hope your brains and bodies are working better tomorrow, gentlemen, or you’ll be the laughing stock of the Purple and White,” Coach Williamson rightly stated after he called us together. I couldn’t help but think that this was the worst basketball practice I’ve ever been a part of. Even though we still had twenty minutes left in our practice, it felt like we were wading through a muck field for several hours. To...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 19 We Are the Champions

Mr. Labatt’s BMW on HWY 401, Ontario 6:42pm, Saturday, November 24, 1979 ‘What a fuckin’ awesome weekend!‘ I thought as four of the six key girls in my life were engaged in a flurry of various conversations as I drove Mr. Labatt’s B-mer back from Guelph on the 401 (Ontario’s equivalent to the Interstate System in the States). ‘I might as well not be in the car,’ I chuckled to myself as Shannon, Lynette, Zupena and Sammy regaled each other with their Friday night, Saturday morning escapades,...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 10 Sexual Healing

Tempe’s Bedroom, North London, Ontario 10:24pm, Friday, November 16, 1979 “I gotta go pee, Mike,” Brick said after she recovered from her a body shaking orgasm I gave her with my tongue and long digits. As my young brunette girlfriend made her way to Tempe and Tina’s Jill & Jill co-joining bathroom, I scanned her now seriously slender body. Lisa said she’d lost seven pounds while in the hospital and she now tipped the scales at a whopping ninety-five pounds. My busty beauty joked that...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 43 Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

Labatt Mansion, London, Ontario 11:51pm, Friday, December 28, 1979 “Jeezes, Cuda! I can’t believe you tipped that missed shot into the basket like that to win the game,” Tempe excitedly said as she sat in the leather recliner with her injured right leg propped up with a pillow in the main living room of the Labatt’s big mansion. “Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and then,” I laughed as I stood behind my four girlfriends at the entrance to the living room. “That was no luck,...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 22 Highway to Hell

Labatt Guest House, North London, Ontario 7:17pm, Wednesday, November 28, 1979 Just as Lynette opened the front door of the guest house, I ripped into a sixty second hard charging guitar riff on my Silverburst. Right after Cano threw her bag beside the door, Sammy flipped a wireless mic to our grinning blonde, and Lisa handed her, her earpiece monitors in order to get her up to speed with no usual Bandette-like greetings. Eda was simply grinning behind her drum kit, ready to kick ass and...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionAfterward lsquoWelcome to the lsquo Concert Playlists and Book 6 Chapter Song

With the NIS program finally over, here are the playlists from the Welcome to the... concert that Mike and the Time Bandettes, and the Shania Twain Band played at the John Labatt Center in London. I regularly used ‘unique’ web-links to songs to get a feel for how other bands have played these songs. For example, I used Nickelback’s cover of ZZTop’s Sharp Dressed Man as a guide for what Mike and the Time Bandettes, and the lighting crew did during this song. In the Chapter Songs’ list, I did...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 26 The Eye of the Storm

Apt. 1903, One-London Place, London, Ontario 5:22am, Sunday, December 2, 1979 Candi’s, mine and possibly Lynette’s deep and well deserved sleep was abruptly ended with Lisa’s plaintive, escalating cries of, “Candi, Candi! Candi! Candi!“ filled the good doctor’s apartment. I hate to say this but I nearly tossed Candi’s light weight body off the bed as she roused from her deep sleep on top of my chest. I had to get to my Bricky as fast as I could to see what was making her scream bloody...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 20 Irsquove Had The Time of My Life

Robertson’s House, Komoka, Ontario 10:38pm, Saturday, November 24, 1979 “Are you sure your folks are good with us like ... being naked in your hot tub?” Tempe asked as I pulled the sliding glass door to their living room closed. With her pink and purple polo up over her head, Lynette laughingly asked, “Is our nudist girl afraid of being naked in my hot tub?” “No-ah! I just wanna make sure before we stripped off our clothes, that’s all,” Tempe replied but quickly pulled her London-Western...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 44 Rock of Ages

Nevin’s House, Bryanston, Ontario 7:14pm, Tuesday, January 1, 1980 “So, Tempe, how is your knee feeling?” my mother asked as all my girls, except for Shannon who was visiting her grandparents in Dresden, Ontario, were sitting around the kitchen table. My brother’s girlfriend, Corrine was also in the kitchen. The ‘ladies’ sent me and John off to watch the end of the Rose Bowl game between Southern Cal and Ohio State in our large den, while they helped my mom clean up after a small New Year’s...

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Santa Mrs Claus

Note: My stories usually include pics that makes it more enjoyable to read and look at. Unfortunately Xhamster says that photos can't be uploaded right now due to technical reasons. So I used my videos instead. I hope this is fixed soon and that you enjoy this story anyways and am able to use your imagination. Thanks! Kisses!-Chrissy In my story called "Santa Likes Femboys," here: https://xhamster.com/stories/santa-likes-femboys-10061474 I explained that I discovered that last Christmas when...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 25 Pour Some Sugar on Me

NMDHS Locker Room, Parkhill, Ontario 8:22pm, Saturday, December 1, 1979 “Oh, my sweet Lord,” I whispered to myself after drying off from my shower. I just couldn’t resist opening the little pack that Ms. Dillon gave me out on the court. While I knew the main item in this package, the address and instructions almost floored me. It read, ‘Ms. Candara’s apartment is 1903, at One-London Place, Queens Street. This is the tall, new luxury building just east of downtown. Park in the visitor’s...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 7 Painkiller

Labatt’s Guest House 5:22pm, Wednesday, November 14, 1979 “My mom said Lisa is gonna have to stay until Thursday morning. Dr. Candice wants to make doubly sure her depressed white blood cell counts aren’t from something else besides that flu bug,” I said as the four of us stood around the kitchen island getting a snack before we started our last practice session before our Friday competition. “I can’t believe that Dr. Wellend has taken such an interest in Brick,” Cano replied as she put...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 6 Irsquom Too Sexy

Homeroom, Medway High School 8:31am, Tuesday, November 13, 1979 I just about had a heart attack when I heard Mr. Williamson announce that our Friday Championship game’s start time against Parkside at UWO’s JW Little Memorial Stadium was moved to a 1pm from the originally scheduled 3pm kickoff time. I’m pretty sure that Sammy was the only other person in homeroom who realized that we now had a monumental scheduling conflict on our hands, as she bolted straight up in her desk and stared over...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 42 Burn It To The Ground

Althouse College Gymnasium, London 9:11pm, Friday, December 28, 1979 When I pulled into the parking space reserved for us behind Althouse College, a security guard came running up to my deep purple Barracuda. As Wayne and I got out, this rotund man yelled, “Hey! That spot is reserved for members of the band playing, tonight. You’ll have to find some other place to park.” “If this spot is reserved for the band,” Wayne calmly replied as he walked to the front of my car, “then we’re in the...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 32 True Love

Medway High School, Arva, Ontario 7:57am, Monday, December 10, 1979 “What the heck has gotten into you, Mike?” Bruce Smythe laughed after I landed from throwing down a 360 spinning dunk on a fast-break during our early morning pickup game. “Just glad this is the last week of school ... before exams,” I laughed as I ran past my friend. “He’s happy he made it with a couple of gymnastic chicks over the weekend,” Jon laughed and shared a high-5 with me. “I can’t help it if, ‘I thought I was...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 11 Kryptonite

Harvey’s Hamburgers, Strathroy, Ontario 1:13pm, Saturday, November 17, 1979 When Zupena and I walked into Harvey’s, we saw a good number of our friends had already ordered and were at their seats. Zupi and I had ridden in the other limo that took a smaller number to Tim Horton’s, and then we walked the three-hundred yards back to Harvey’s. Over along the windows, I saw Tempe, Brick and Sammy giggling and peering up at both Zupena and me. ‘That is not a good sign,’ I laughingly thought as I...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 49 Girl Crush

The John Labatt Center, London, Ontario 10:53pm, Friday, January 4, 1980 ... With our mics ‘not-hot’ according to Devin’s earlier message, Eda said, “As we were playing that song, I was thinking it sure would be nice if Cathy and Paul joined us on Danger Zone. They helped us write it, so...” “That’s an awesome idea E. Devin, can we do that?” Sammy said and immediately sought out permission from our concert producer. “Ha! Didn’t you young’uns just kinda brow-beat me into letting you do...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 30 No Fear The Album

Medway High School Gym, Arva, Ontario 5:28pm, Saturday, December 8, 1979 After fifteen seconds of Lynette’s keyboards and Kalena’s violin sounds, Sammy on her acoustic guitar, Eda and Lisa all softly added their instruments to the eerie sounds of our introduction to Rock N’ Roll Dreams Come Through. I told my band mates I wanted to start with this song as a show of support for Sammy, after her harrowing experience at Friday’s Montcalm house. While Sammy gave me a little bit of grief over...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 14 That Was Yesterday

Medway High School, Arva, Ontario 8:18am, Monday, November 19, 1979 I wasn’t surprised to see Tempe, Sammy, Elizabeth and Andi sitting on the eight-inch concrete ledge with their backs against the glass wall as I walked up to my locker. All those girls had their first two periods’ books sitting on the floor between her feet, and were talking about the three major events that took place over the weekend. “So, Cuda,” Sammy said as I worked on my locker combination, “you survived your Sunday...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 13 High School Confidential

Zupena’s Parents’ Bedroom, Ilderton, Ontario 6:33am, Sunday, November 18, 1979 My dream was exquisite. In it, my hard, motionless cock was being milked within an amazingly tall blonde’s silky smooth, yet wonderfully tight pussy. Our bodies were melded together as I spooned against her long, lean back and tight butt. I remembered my right hand was gently squeezing a warm breast, with a hard nipple that was trying to leave a permanent indentation in my palm. This Amazonian girl slowly twisted...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 4 Twelve Days of Christmas

Mike’s Bedroom, Bryanston 8:41am, Saturday, November 10, 1979 I had just thrown back the covers and was about to crawl out of my bottom bunk, when the air alongside my bunk crackled. I immediately knew my computer was about to materialize. When it appeared, the McGregory’s number was flashing on the screen. ‘Answer it,’ I thought and then heard Paul ask, “Is Mike there?” over the speakers. “What are you doing calling me before nine on a Saturday morning, Dude?” I tiredly replied and...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 33 Hellrsquos Bells

Medway’ Gymnasium, Arva, Ontario 6:22pm, Friday, December 14, 1979 “Whoa! Damn!” I heard Jon-Jon cry out after I jumped up behind Adam Peawtrowski and pinned the basketball against the backboard after he drove the lane for a ‘clear’ lay-up. St. Thomas Parkside had a solid basketball team with several of their better football players on their round-ball team, including Adam ‘42’ Peawtrowski, Todd ‘11’ Daymend, Erv ‘44’ Daymend. They also had a huge, six-eight center, Jacob ‘50’ Paxton. The...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 40 Baby I Love Your Way

Mike’s ‘Cuda, Downtown London, Ontario 7:52pm, Wednesday, December 26, 1979 ... “Then why are you taking me to the downtown area?” Cathy, my first girlfriend asked with a confused look on her gorgeous face. “There are more places than your hotel in the downtown area, my pretty lady,” I chuckled as I drove past Victoria Park on Wellington Street. Cathy stared out the passenger window and softly said, “I love the Christmas lights here at Victoria Park. Aren’t these trees just beautiful?” “I...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 9 Man I Feel Like a Woman

JW Little Memorial Stadium, UWO, London 1:21pm, Friday, November 16, 1979 “You don’t realize how much I appreciate you doing this for me, Officer Whitman,” I said after I pulled my scarlet and with white trim ‘19’ jersey over my shoulder pads. “We’re happy to help the current Cowboys, Mike,” Officer Bruce Whitman said as he turned off his lights and siren when he pulled into the parking area at the north end of Western’s ten-thousand set stadium. “Please tell Commissioner Landon, that I...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 47 Welcome to the

The John Labatt Center, London, Ontario 5:56pm, Friday, January 4, 1980 “And here comes the stars of tonight’s concert,” Dr. Betty Stevenson excitedly said as she saw the five of us along with Mr. Labatt, Devin and CBS Records’ Mr. Murphie walked into the small performance hall where we won the NIS band challenge in November. Mr. Murphie was waiting for us outside this meeting hall. As we engaged in a little general ‘chit-chat’ with these adults, we saw Shania’s band, the members of...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 16 Fight Song

Labatt’s Guest House, London, Ontario 7:46pm, Tuesday, November 20, 1979 “ ... You know, Love Stinks!” Zupena sang in a fairly deep voice. “Zupi! ... Ya-you always know exactly what to say to make me feel better,” Lynette finally chuckled with tears still running down her cheeks. Zupena smiled at Lynette and leaned over to give her a kiss on the crown of her head. I winked at my tall beauty, who then surprised all of us, again, by softly singing: “You love her, but she loves him. And he...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 35 Addicted To Love

Althouse College - UWO, London, Ontario 7:43pm, Thursday, December 20, 1979 “Because everything we’ve recorded has been from a live concert, I’d rather record Hell’s Bells with a similar slant ... instead of integrating multiple tracks to form the record. Does that make sense to you?” I asked Wilson Sikma and Kimmy Mellanson, the two CBS Records recording engineers in the control room of Althouse College’s recording studio. “Yes, we’ve practiced it a bunch and we like how we’ve got it...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 18 I Donrsquot Want to Miss a Thing

Sport Complex, University of Guelph, Guelph, Ontario 8:45pm, Friday, November 23, 1979 At half time of their game against Guelph’s Central Collegiate, Medway was in their first real game in over three weeks with the score 33-29 for the Cowboys. The Lady Colts had a superb point guard, who had done an excellent job at handling Medway’s full court pressure. Because they weren’t getting as many easy points off their defense, Zupena was more involved in the offense and led Medway with 14 points...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 46 Trust in Me The Pythons Song

Labatt’s Guest House, London, Ontario 8:14am, Friday, January 4, 1980 “Ha! I can’t believe that me and Lynette beat you at mini-golf last night, Cuda,” Shannon laughed as we huddled around the kitchen island in the guest house at the Labatt’s property. We had about twenty-five friends, who went to Red Lobster for dinner and then over to Fleetway-40 to bowl and play a round of indoor mini-golf. “Well, it was kinda hard to hit good putts when you were either jigglin’ your boobs in my line of...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 17 The Most Beautiful Girl in the World

Medway High School, Arva, Ontario 12:12pm, Thursday, November 22, 1979 “I already asked my mom, so if it’s alright with you guys ... could I come down to Guelph with you and Sammy?” Shannon asked from across the lunch table from me, Tempe and Zupena. She was sitting between Sammy and Lynette. I looked around the table to gauge the reaction to Shannon’s question. When Tempe squeezed my hand, I looked at her and she gave me a slight nod with a sweet smile. Lynette also smiled and winked at...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 28 I Kissed a Girl

Medway’s Cafeteria, Arva, Ontario 12:02pm, Thursday, December 6, 1979 “I can’t believe Mrs. S had you pose like that!” Cano excitedly said after Tempe, Sammy and Jennifer related how much fun they just had posing together in that fifth period art class. “And you actually tongued each other’s pussy,” A-White quickly added in disbelief. “Well, I actually had to wait to till after our three girl pose was done to get my pussy and boobs played with as I was just a ‘muncher’, not a ‘munchee’...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 3 Another One Bites the Dust

Miss Auzins’ Latin Class, Medway High School 1:51pm, Thursday, November 8, 1979 I had only participated in one shared relief experience this second NIS week here at school, and that was a shared hand-job/finger-fucking experience with Chrissy Harris in the showers after PE on Wednesday. I was halfway surprised to hear Cindy Lewicky call my name after Miss Auzins asked if she wanted a helper for her relief session in our Latin class. I had only half-heartedly raised my hand up to volunteer,...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 5 Sickness and Diseases

Outside Homeroom, Medway High School 8:17am, Monday, November 12, 1979 “Hey, Mike! How’s the ankle?” Tempe called as she rounded the second floor side-hallway near our lockers. “A little tender but I’ve already iced it twice, and Coach just finished putting an Ace Bandage wrap on it,” I replied as I dug out my Music and English notebooks and Anthology. “So, Coach knows, huh?” Tempe softly asked. “Oh, yeah. I went to his office as soon as I got here. His semi-angry lecture to me would...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 29 Cuddly Toy

Montcalm Volleyball Party House, London, Ontario 9:21pm, Friday, December 7, 1979 “Are you guys really gonna play a few songs for us?” Cassie West, the host of this Montcalm volleyball party excitedly asked as Lisa, Lynette, Sammy and I walked into her house carrying our acoustic guitar cases. “Didn’t E come in with a guitar?” Lisa asked her older teammate. “Yeah, but she’s like the drummer of your band, so I wasn’t sure ‘bout what was happening,” Cassie replied with a huge smile. She...

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Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

My friend Merry took me Christmas shopping last Wednesday. She knew I had been down in the dumps about life. I moved out of my parents’ house earlier this year, living on my own. I had my own studio apartment, a decent job, and… And that was the problem. I wanted a boyfriend, a man. Merry had a boyfriend. His name was Jared and he was as a courier. Merry was hoping he would deliver an engagement ring to her for Christmas. I crossed my fingers for her. That was part of my depression. My best...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 12 Hot Rod Lincoln

Mike’s Barracuda, Outside Labatt Guest House 9:51pm, Saturday, November 17, 1979 “Where to Z-2?” I asked after I showed Zupena how to move the passenger seat back for her ‘From Here to Eternity’ length legs. “Z, two?” my Latvian beauty softly asked with a crinkled up face. “Zupena Zupanzic ... Z-Z or ‘Z-2’,” I said with a smile. “Hum. Maybe should be ‘Z-3’ with last ‘Z-I-C’, yes?” Zupena lightly laughed. “I like that, Z-3 or maybe... ‘3-Z’,” I said with a head nod as my Barracuda...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 27 Sharp Dressed Man

Labatt’s Guest House, London, Ontario 9:03pm, Tuesday, December 4, 1979 With a wink at my blonde Amazonian girlfriend in the recliner, I tore into the opening guitar riff to my striptease song... Sharp Dressed Man. As I was rockin’ out this killer opening, I turned to Cano and Sammy and said, “You two can take a break on this if you like, ‘coz it really is a Lisa, Eda and Mike power trio song.” It wasn’t long before Lisa and E were adding their first tentative backing sounds to my wicked...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 48 Humble and Kind

The John Labatt Center, London, Ontario 7:41pm, Friday, January 4, 1980 After seeing that Lynette was set at her keyboards and that the three of us on the main stage had our guitars set, Eda laughed from her drum throne, “C’mon, c’mon ... we’ve got a show to get to. Oh, by the way, C’mon, C’mon just happens to be the name of this next song.” I immediately started in with the opening easy guitar riff and Eda soon added her drum sound to the first song with all of us naked on stage. The four...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 2 Love Shack

Medway High School 8:16am, Tuesday, November 6, 1979 I ran into Tempe at our lockers before homeroom, and asked her if she wanted to head on down for the Tuesday disrobing session for this week’s NIS students. She looked surprisingly refreshed this morning in her new purple London-Western Gymnastics Club sweater shirt and a pair of black track pants. Tempe smiled at me and softly said, “I was planning on heading down there. It might be fun to see how the new NIS kids are doing after...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 34 Get Over It

Zupena’s House, Ilderton, Ontario 11:12am, Tuesday, December 18, 1979 “Ohhhh! Gawddd! Zupenaaaaa!” I cried out as my blonde Amazonian beauty took my large cockhead into her throat with swallowing actions that pressured it in indescribable ways. Zupena had me sitting on the edge of the extra-large bathtub as she knelt on the bath mat between my spread legs. Both of us had finished our Tuesday morning exams at Medway, and were definitely enjoying this activity more so than our written...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 31 Whatrsquos Love Got to Do with It

London Armories Hotel, London, Ontario 10:51pm, Saturday, December 8, 1979 “Evy, are you sure you’re good going with Jenn and Andy?” Colleen asked her same grade, best friend as the three St. Mike’s girls were standing at the doorway to our co-joining rooms on the tenth floor of the Armories Hotel in downtown London. “Oh, yeah. Jenn and I will have a good time with Andy,” Evy replied and gave her redheaded friend, as well as her younger sister, Lilly a small kiss and then ducked into...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 15 Love Stinks

Medway High School, Arva, Ontario 8:13am, Tuesday, November 20, 1979 “Oh! My! God!” Andi Whiting cried as she saw me walking out of the main office holding hands with Zupena on my right, and with my left arm around Tempe. All three of us had NIS’ necklaces, safety whistles with just our socks and sneakers on. Zupena carried her clothes in her left arm, while Tempe had both of our clothes tucked into her gym bag for later storage in our lockers. I met Tempe at my locker on the second floor...

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MOM AND SANTA CLAUS

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Yeah, I know. I know the song and I've seen various silly-assed video versions of it over the years, but the truth is that I really have seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus and doing a whole lot of other things. Now, I was still pretty young when I first saw Mommy kissing the old, white bearded gentleman, but I never ratted Mommy out. Even as a youngster, I think I realized that Mommy's affection for Saint Nick was the main reason I always had the most rocking...

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Santa Claus Sex Addict

Hi all, this is my incredibly awesome entry into the ANNUAL WINTER HOLIDAYS EROTIC STORY CONTEST! This EPIC STORY is filled with: HOT SEX HEARTWARMING LOVE FREAKY SEX JOLLY HUMOR And CRAZY FREAKY HOT SEX Disclaimers: All the ELVES in this story are over 18 years old, and most of them are over 18,000 years old. Though they are small, they ARE NOT children! REINDEER are mentioned, but DO NOT do anything naughty! PLEASE VOTE!!! This story is LONG, so if at any point you feel the...

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Im fucking Santa Claus

It was Christmas time, just a few days after Black Friday, the biggest shopping day of the year. Kyle was looking for some new clothes at a store when he overheard two sales girls gossiping about the new mall Santa Claus. Girl 1: “Have you seen the new Santa Claus at the mall? I hear he’s a total a dirty old man.”Girl 2: “No, what did you hear?”Girl 1: “My friend Chloe told me that she went to get a photo with her on Santa’s lap as a lark, but when she was sitting on his knee, she started to...

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Jilnar Jardaly Fucks Santa Claus

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse...All except for Jilnar Jardaly, who had been tossing and turning in bed, restlessly, all night. It was only a minute till midnight, and till he would finally be here. She hoped he got her letter and was going to leave, under her Christmas tree, the present, she so desperately wanted. Jilnar loved Christmas and she'd been extra good all year, satisfying all her friends and colleagues most...

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I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus

Late on Christmas Eve, I helped my mother put the last of the Christmas presents under the tree. Our tree looked like Charlie Brown's tree with its needless branches, lopsided stance, and sizable "bald" spots. And the handful of presents underneath made it look even more pitiful. We barely had enough money to pay the bills, much less money to spend on a lot of Christmas presents. But Terry still believed in Santa, so we worked hard not to disappoint him. Mom and I know the real story...

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Here Cums Santa Claus

Introduction: This is a "Challenge Story" given to me by my friend Poppet. She sent me the cover pic and challenged me to make a story around it! Although Christmas has passed, I wanted to let all my readers see how I accepted this challenge! I hope you like it! * It was that time of year again. Outside, the ground was covered in a flawless blanket of white, the trees flocked heavily with snow as well. The houses were lit with a rainbow of flickering colored lights and "Merry Christmas"...

BDSM
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Naughty or Nice Santa Claus

WARNING: The following creative artwork includes topics of voluntary sex, crossdressing, and other themes. If you find this sort of material objectionable, then press the back button on your browser. My original story may be copied, reproduced, downloaded, and otherwise shared without restriction. Enjoy! Naughty or Nice By Apollo I was working as the shopping mall Santa Claus, hey, it was a job, y'know? Besides, what else would I be doing on Friday nights and the weekend, my...

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The Santa Claus Suit

Here I was at the Halloween Party. Since it was for mostly the salaried employees I figured no one would recognize me; especially in the Santa suit. I hoped the little rumor spread earlier worked. I guess I would know in the next hour or so. I figure I should explain this story from the beginning. My name is Ross Hughes and I've been employed with General Motors for the past fifteen years. I got this job thanks to my dad and uncle who helped get me it many years ago. I was a jock in high...

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Encountering the EnergistsChapter 5 The Big Bang Theory Theme Song

7:45pm, July 1, 2003 Once again, the Energists thankfully restricted access to my memories of them, so I could focus all my attention on... Kaleigh's nude 6 month pregnant body as she walked out of her master bathroom towards me. "You kill me with those Marvin the Martian boxers. Each time you have them on; all I can picture is his little legs scurrying about with his little ray-gun," she chuckled as she eased on over beside me at the bed. "Oh by the way, Happy Canada Day! I saw that on...

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Santa Claus is Cumming to Town

I hate playing Santa. That said, I am a kid’s party Santa. Did I mention that I hate it? The outfit is hot and made out of cheap fabric which makes my skin break out if I wear it for more than a few hours. I go to parties where everyone else is having fun, and I can’t even have a drink (except of course the warm milk that comes with the cookies I have to eat), and the kids are usually brats. But I already have a beard, the money isn’t bad, and occasionally I even get a tip from the parents in...

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