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His Magnificence Mahmoud Abdullah, may he live for ever, had been on the throne of Kobekistan for twenty-one years and Mr. Ambassador George K. Armstead, Ambassador to the Court of the Triple Palace of the United States of American was enjoying himself. He had rented a house well away from the embassy to use for unofficial pleasures. He had also purchased a local girl in a slave auction and was whipping her unmercifully. Fortunately for her, he was fat, unfit and unskilled in such matters, so he could not whip her hard, or for very long, or to much effect. The chief result of the whipping was that he had the best erection he had experienced for years, and this was soon put to its intended use, filling the girl with his jism in a matter of moments.

While he was thus amusing himself the Deputy Head of Mission was in his office reporting to the Secretary of State in Washington, D.C., that the Ambassador had, in diplomatic terminology, 'gone native'.

Three months later Ghada Baroud, the advisor on foreign affairs to His Magnificence Mahmoud Abdullah, may he live for ever, seemed disturbed.

"Oh my old friend," the Emir said to him, "Something is troubling you. Tell me what it is and I can perhaps help. If you don't tell me I certainly can't."

"Master, it is the newly appointed Ambassador from the United States of America," said the advisor.

"Well, what about him? He should be here soon, should he not?"

"Master, the Ambassador should arrive tomorrow. There is a terrible problem about that."

"What problem?"

"Master, the Deputy Head of Mission has sought advice on the protocol of the arrival."

"Spit it out, Ghada, what is the..." the Emir stopped in mid sentence as he realised what must be troubling the diplomat, "Oh, are they sending a woman?"

"Yes, Master," said the relieved old man; he had feared the wrath of his master if he had been the bearer of this terrible news, rather than His Magnificence discovering it for himself.

"No problem," said the Emir, "I decree her to be a man for all legal purposes in Kobekistani territory."

"And on the streets, Master?"

"Do you think a military escort everywhere will be needed to enforce my decree?"

"Truly you are wise, Master."

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