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So the next morning I was skiing with my friends waiting for the phone call. They knew something had happened, but not what. I suppose they all thought I’d been a closet lesbian all along, in denial, and now I was fighting it or something; but they didn’t know about my monstrosity so I couldn’t explain. Anyway at eleven my phone went: Henri was in the mountain restaurant.

I got there at top speed and sat down opposite him, seeing that he’d chosen an unpopular table to give us privacy in the mid-morning quiet. He smiled at me, a naughty glint in his cocky ski-instructor eye.

“Okay my wife has an idea. Being a woman maybe she understands the two of you better than me. Are you ready?” he grinned even more broadly at me. I nodded nervously.

“The idea is that you can make use of your special feature and make it so it can have a function. A role. A reason for you to look at it in a more positive way.”

“Okay,” I said, because that was what he expected.

“My wife thinks you can make it bigger, with testosterone - some that you take orally and some other type that you...”

“NOOOooo!” I freaked. BIGGER??

“The testosterone would have some other effects,” he carried on regardless, “but after I described you to her she thinks you would be satisfied with the result. You are so feminine now that a bit less will not be a problem. You might grow some more hair, on your arms and so on, but you have so little now you can afford that I’d say; your breasts would become smaller, but you can afford that too; you might become a little more feisty, but Chloé is not timid, I think that would be okay; your voice might drop in tone, but Chloé’s lower tone is sexy is it not?”

By this time my mouth had dropped open. But he was being so casual about it, I had to actually listen.

“My wife would have to monitor you, to find the best dose, but she thinks that if you also work to increase the blood flow you could maybe double the length and make it thicker. Many men are that size...”

“But...”

“So you can see that Chloé would accept that, can you not? Irregular as it might be. She is a free-thinking person, and she feels like that for you ... for her the opportunity to be entered, joined, by a beautiful girl, with blue eyes and long blonde hair, by you ... you can see that? To have it inside, stimulating and connecting, rather than just being something on you? The two of you would share it.”

“Henri...”

“Oh also testosterone would increase your sex drive, but that would not be a problem I think. Chloé could take just a little too perhaps, so she could keep up with you ... I think, being honest, she might not quite make the GS team so it would be okay for that. Anyway I suspect her sex drive might be quite high already.”

I shuffled in my seat, because by now my wretched clit had gone ‘Boingggg’ at the insane idea.

BUT. Jesus Christ. My hypersensitive clit inside Chloé??? Talk about relating - this was a whole new level.

“But it wouldn’t last.” I had to raise an objection, to give my swirling mind time. “And anyway it’s at the wrong angle.”

“Testosterone is a natural hormone, not a drug,” Henri smiled. “Not synthetic or anything like that. You can take it as long as you like, all your life, or just stop, it will be up to you. As for the angle, it will bend enough I think? How much does it bend now? I don’t suppose it goes as stiff as a penis?”

I didn’t know how stiff penises go. “It does go upwards, I suppose, if I bend it like that,” I had to admit. I knew the glans on a clit and the glans on a cock are basically the same thing, with actually a higher density of nerve-endings on a clit, but it was ridiculous. Still, I couldn’t stop my imagination running with it...

Chloé’s pelvis is gorgeous. A gorgeous shape, and it had to be super strong. Her pussy would be incredible. Chloé was incredible. To have my clit IN her would be incredible. And to feel and see and hear her sexed-up and perhaps even orgasming with it in her ... when it’s sooooo sensitive...

But would she really go for it? This was so messed up, freaky and just unnatural. Chloé who was so perfect ... but Henri knew her really well, didn’t he? He’d never have set this up if he wasn’t pretty sure...

What would it feel like? Right now, already, just thinking about it, my clit was making my whole bloodstream tingle.

I scolded myself for being timid. I’d regretted being timid already. Timid was not the way for me to live my life. If it didn’t work, I’d only be in the same place - without Chloé - not worse off. I could just stop taking the testosterone, after all.

“Yes, alright.” I settled for being insane. “Please. Thank you Henri.”

So I went to see his wife Martine, who was lovely, and she gave me a programme to follow, and the testosterone. It seemed to me it was a bit dodgy what she and Henri were doing with testosterone in a ski team, but I kept those thoughts to myself; I supposed inter-resort competition could get quite intense but they weren’t tested? Or perhaps it was to speed up healing from injuries? Anyway for me and my clit it sounded doable. Or at least, worth a try.

But I had to grow my prong first, before I showed it to Chloé. It had to be useful and connect us, as Henri said, not just be this freakish thing on me – then I was ready to believe she might accept it; or at least, I was ready to roll the dice rather than walk away from her.

Martine’s programme had a certain cohesiveness to it. The hormone would increase my sex drive and part of the plan was to keep my clit aroused and engorged as much as possible – for hours every day – to increase its blood capacity. A lot of exercise was part of it too: that would add more testosterone to my system she said. And it was true that apart from carrying a fair amount of muscle I was girlie enough to stand some increase in my masculine side.

There were eight days to go before Christmas, and I resolved to make it Chloé’s surprise present. I was desperate enough to think that people don’t turn down Christmas presents.

Henri hooked me and Chloé back up again, and she seemed to have stepped back from trying to be girlfriends with me and settled for being friends, so we skied together the whole time, meeting up with my bunch here and there and for lunch. My friends, as I knew they would, welcomed Chloé into our group and discreetly encouraged us. They pushed us to go off together skiing, and we did.

There was tension to my spending time with her, but it was okay. Tension mixed with joy. I had an idea she’d sensed something was in the offing, perhaps some optimism in me, that kept her going, or possibly she was just playing out a tactic, but anyway she settled for chatting and smiling at me a lot. We had a couple of evening meals, but neither of us invited the other back afterwards.

For me it worked perfectly to be around her, given that I was supposed to be aroused a lot. I found I could bear the just-good-friends distance knowing that it was temporary and, hopefully, going to be followed by something special.

Evenings and quite a bit of every night were spent on my bed with my swollen clit between my fingertips. I experimented with all kinds of lubricants, adding to the DHT hormone cream that Martine gave me, making up cocktails of creams and oils to produce just the right sensations for keeping it going hour after hour.

And I found it was working. I started measuring my thing, for the first time, and watched it grow from 2.0 inches to 2.2, then 2.4, with the girth increasing in proportion.

As my sex drive rose I found the daytime was too long to go without so I bought some larger panties, lined the front with a bit of plastic bag, and smothered my clit in cream and oil cocktail, to keep it comfortable and so I could give it a quick fondle from time to time. I bought a thin kagool-length jacket to wear over the top.

The days went by and my clit grew more and more mega: 2.5 inches, 2.8, and then 3.0. It was amazing as well as awful, and my head was full of sex the whole time.

Then suddenly it was Christmas Eve already, and my sausage was still only 3.1 and it wasn’t enough.

It was neither one thing nor the other.

I was going home the day after Boxing Day and there was no time left. I experimented with various cylindrical objects to mimic it, and it would go in a pussy alright, but the stroke would be too short to be a proper movement. Even my roll-on was a bit longer.

In the evening I had a crisis: I knew I couldn’t reveal it to Chloé! I just couldn’t. It was useless: a weird, freak medical condition. I lurched back into hating it.

I made myself call Henri, at least, and he put me onto Martine, who told me to come round.

So I went round to their apartment and they sat me at their kitchen table, took a hand each, joined their own to make a circle, and gave me a weird coaches’ pep talk.

“You have to believe!” they said, one after the other and together, “BELIEVE it’s going to happen. Self-belief. Bodies can respond like that, it’s a magic!”

I nodded and smiled at the silliness, but gripped their hands and chanted “I believe” with them.

They gave me a Christmas stocking, with a little vibrator in it. I laughed, letting some tension out, while they told me the vibrator was five inches long by one across and I had to hang the stocking up in the old time-honoured way and believe that my clit would be that size in the morning, after Father Christmas had come!

Then Martine took me into their spare bedroom and had me strip down to my bra and panties. What with her doctorly manner, and everything she knew and had done for me, I didn’t even think about it.

I could see that my forearms had some tiny blonde hairs now, and already my tits seemed a bit smaller than they had been. Well I knew they didn’t really fill my bra any more; I took an irrelevant moment to register that I was glad about that, because the weight of a D-cup pair is quite noticeable, and not really what you want when you’re doing sports.

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I slept most of the ride back. When I was about a half hour out, I called Mona to see if she wanted to pick me up. I then called home and Mom answered. I told her Dad was off the hook for picking me up. She laughed and said they forgot they were supposed to come get me. It must suck getting old. They say your memory is the first thing to go. Mona was waiting for me when we pulled up. She suggested going to her place to talk, but her parents were home. I told her we could go to my place. I...

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Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 9 Tracys Story

The last week had gone pretty much as expected. Everyone had seen the video. No one knew what to make of me, so they avoided me. I talked to Kendal and we put modeling on hold until I got my stitches out. The swelling had gone down, but I was still bruised. I had visited the plastic surgeon again and she was happy with how things were going. She told me that if there was scarring that she would use a laser to smooth things out. I had not played seven-on-seven football today. Mike had stepped...

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Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 10 Baseball Tryouts

First thing, I went looking for Tracy. She didn't see me come up behind her. I figured a little payback was in order so I gave her a hip check. Her head snapped around, and when she saw it was me, she got a big grin. "Hey, sexy boy," she purred. That got everyone's attention, and I actually blushed. She winked at me as she turned to go to her locker. It was nice to see her smiling. After school, I went to baseball tryouts. There were a lot of guys and even a few girls trying out. I...

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Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 17 Formal

By the time I made it to school on Monday, there was lots of news. The first was Lindsey's tirade, which blew up on YouTube. My comment about Thank God that date is over was receiving the majority of the comments and Lily told me 90% were in my favor. The second was my confirmation of Adrienne having my love child. Lily was monitoring my twitter account and I had girls offering to show me the natural way to do it. Adrienne had called me on Sunday and asked if this was revenge for standing...

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Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 23 Birthday Week

Today I was meeting with my speed training coach at the gym. There had been some hassle to get him in the gym, because they didn't like outside trainers. They ended up making me pay for a guest pass to let him use the facility. I met him at the counter at the entrance. He was a young guy in his twenties who looked like he worked out ... a lot. "Jack?" I asked. "You must be David. Bo told me you were in shape. I hear you need to make some quick improvements in your speed before next...

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Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 24 Elite Camp

Bo Harrington met us at the apartment where we'd be staying. He'd found us a three bedroom within walking distance of the Camp, and Hunter and Ridge had agreed to room with me. Bo suggested we needed time away from the facility. Bo had rented the unit right across from us. I got settled into my room, and joined him across the hall. The West Coast guys were not getting in until late this afternoon. I'd caught the first flight out of O'Hare and had arrived just before lunch. Bo had food...

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Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 25 Modeling Camp Week 1

I woke up early and ran. Today was a lovely summer day. You could smell the cut grass, which reminded me I needed to mow our lawn. I took in our neighborhood as it slowly came awake. As I began to run I knew I needed to think. I quickly fell into the zone. Tami dating Trevor had rocked me. I'd been making decisions based on our long term relationship above and beyond just friendship. She said nothing had changed, but for me it had. My other two best friends, Alan and Jeff, were nowhere as...

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Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 5 Band Auction

Peggy was still playing her game of wait and see. We were running in the morning and talking, but she was not ready to commit to dating. I was starting to consider my other options. I decided that this morning I would make one last attempt. If things didn't work out, I was going to move on. I went to Peggy's house to pick her up so we could run. She was looking good in her sweats and t-shirt. Her red hair was pulled back into a pony tail. I really liked her and could not figure out what...

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Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 8 Halloween Dance

I got up to run and was stretching in the drive when Peggy came out our back door. She had a big meet on Wednesday for Districts. If she did well, there, she was going to State. She came up to me and gave me a kiss. "I want to say thank you, again," she said. "You need to thank Mom. She's the one that did it," I said. Peggy had slept nearly fifteen hours Saturday night and Sunday. Mom finally woke her up so they could go to lunch, after Mom returned from church. After lunch, Mom sat...

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Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 9 Corrupting My Friends

When I got to school, Tracy was waiting for me. She gave Peggy a hip check to let her know she wanted to talk to me alone. Peggy gave me a kiss, and left for her locker. "I need your help," Tracy said. I just raised an eyebrow. "You have to yell at the freshmen. They think it was cute, touching you at the dance. They don't know how quickly they can destroy their reputations. Piper is already having problems." "I think I can handle that. I wasn't happy they were grabbing...

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Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 22 Stryker

I was on my way to the airport with Kendal. We were going to be gone for a four day weekend to finish up the on-site work for the movie. Our destination was the Northwest Territories. We would be staying in the small town of Yellowknife. It was called The Gateway to the North. I was excited about finishing up my portion of the movie. There would be some big chase and fight scenes that would allow me to use my newly acquired gun skills. Craig had called me earlier in the week and told me he...

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Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 26 Spring Break

My phone woke me up, and when I checked it was Tami. "Happy Easter!" I heard her and her host family call out. I looked at the clock. It was six-thirty in the morning. I tried to remember if she was five or six hours different. Anyways, it was too damn early for Sunday morning. "You are all evil. You do realize it is the crack of dawn here," I complained. "I know, but you love me, anyway. We are off to see historic folk dancing by the Morris Dancers. They assure me it is an English...

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Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 28 Alternate Prom

Duke and I walked out my backdoor to run, when he darted into the backyard to do his business. I heard the low rumble of him growling, so I decided to go investigate. I found Precious guarding something, something furry. Oh Dear Lord, she caught one of Duke's squirrels. You have to understand, there was a sacred bond between dog and squirrel. It was the squirrel's job to torment the dog by bouncing around and then running up trees. The squirrel then twitches its tail and chirped at the...

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Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 35 Elite 11 Part 1

Today was the beginning of one of the most important weeks of my football future. The camp was being held at Nike's Corporate Campus, in Beaverton, Oregon. Beaverton was located just seven miles from downtown Portland. I woke up with an uneasy stomach, which was a good sign. It meant I was ready. All I needed now was to puke, and I was good to go. Tami was in my bed and I watched her sleep. I was still confused about us having sex last week. There was something in the back of my mind trying...

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Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 37 Women Troubles

It was good to be home, and to sleep in my own bed. I was sick of dorm and hotel beds. You just seem to sleep better at home. I was also happy to see Duke. You would have thought I'd been gone for years by the way he acted when I got home. I would have to a talk with Brit and Precious about what they had done to my poor boy. As I walked down the stairs to go run, I went through a mental checklist of what I needed to do before I left for my last football camp. I wanted to get the oil changed...

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Stupid BoyChapter 2 Many Firsts

Labor Day was the busiest day of the season for Dad and his Parks and Recreation staff. The parks would be full and it was the last day they had the public pools open. Greg and I always had to help in some way. For some reason Greg had gotten out of helping this time. He got up early and left for the day. Dad made me help the lifeguards at the main pool. You had to be 16 to do it for money so I was an unpaid volunteer, or that was what Dad told me. By 11:00 am the pool was packed. It was a...

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Stupid BoyChapter 7 Endings and Beginnings

I didn't call or text Tracy when I got back. I think Tom knew there was trouble in paradise so he got one of the partners to drive us home. I stopped in, talked to my folks for a couple of minutes, and then told them I was going to go say goodbye to Tami. They told me that Uncle Jim was going to be arriving on Monday. I went up to my apartment, took a quick shower, and changed my clothes. I sent Tami a text, grabbed my bike, and headed over. Today was truly a day to celebrate. One of our...

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Stupid BoyChapter 8 Bachelor Auction

After the Lakeview game, I buckled down and did everything Bo Harrington wanted. If I wasn't in school or church, football consumed ninety percent of my day. If I was lucky, I found an hour a day right before bedtime for myself. I spent most of that time talking to my friends on video chat. Tracy snuck out a couple of nights and we spent the night. I loved having my apartment over the garage. Tracy and I were becoming a team. She understood the demands on my time and she was doing a lot of...

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Stupid BoyChapter 11 Stranded

Tonight was my first date setup by Tami. I dressed in my Dockers, dark blue sports coat, and one of my fitted shirts with boat shoes. Of course, Tami picked the whole wardrobe, down to the silk boxers. I played fashion show trying on several outfits until I heard a giggle that was not Tami's. It turns out that she had half the dorm watching me on a big screen TV in their lounge. I didn't let on that I knew what was going on. It was payback time. "That one doesn't work. It doesn't bring...

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Stupid BoyChapter 12 Superman

I got a text message to meet Coach Harrington in his office instead of on the practice field before school. When I got there, Coach Lambert and Coach Engels were both there also. I took a seat and Bo kicked off the meeting. "David, I want to talk to you before you hear it from anyone else." Oh hell, this can't be good. "After Friday's game, I'm no longer going to be able to help you. I have another assignment I have to take on. If I didn't have a long term relationship, I would not be...

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