An All American Teenage Sex Life II Sophomore SeasonChapter 13
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FRIDAY, JUNE 28, 1991
After the playoff loss and public dumping, we skipped any kind of celebratory meal and headed home.
I lugged my heavy bag of baseball gear into the house for the final time of the season. I didn’t even have time to strip and get my uniform into a soak before the phone rang.
A tiny part of me wondered if Deedee had changed her mind.
“Hello?”
“Why didn’t you call me?” The feminine voice at the other end of the line was insistent and accusatory all at once.
“I just walked through the door. I haven’t even changed out of my baseball uniform.”
“But would you have called me right away?”
“Of course, Shelby, I would have called you eventually.”
“Not good enough!” she admonished me. “You need to call me right away!”
“Well you seem to know everything already. Good lord news travels fast.”
“It does when Jake Parker is back on the market. So tell me, was she mean about it?”
“OK, first, how do you already know?”
“Oh, someone called me like 15 minutes ago,” Shelby admitted.
“Who?”
“Don’t worry about who.”
I figured I might as well take the phone into my room, and made my usual move to slip the cord under the door and slide down to sit on the floor.
“Shelby?”
“Yes?”
“I think it was harder on her than it is on me.”
“Really?”
“Yep,” I admitted with a sigh. “She was bawling. I even gave her a little hug. I felt bad for her.”
“So I’m not going to have to come over there and console you?”
“Not at all,” I said matter-of-factly.
“Well, wow, OK then,” she blurted out.
“I’m gonna be fine, I think,” I said a little more confidently. “I’m not sure why, but it’s like I saw it coming anyway.”
“But you were starting to have feelings for her?”
“Sure, yeah I was,” I admitted. “But in the back of my mind.”
“You knew Lexie could make it fall apart at any time.”
“And it did,” I finished for her.
“Well, from the sounds of things, Lexie was more than tired of Mitch and apparently has caught the eye of older boys.”
“Ah, well that makes sense. And, she’s out of my hair.”
“Will she really ever be out of our hair?” Shelby asked with doubt.
“College,” I said flatly.
“If we can make it that long...” Shelby agreed.
At the lull in the conversation, she pounced.
“So, what are you doing this weekend, almost Birthday Boy?”
“Uh, hadn’t thought about anything beyond working on the racecar tomorrow,” I said honestly. “This is the last weekend to get everything squared away before we race. Wow, that’s next weekend already!”
“And your birthday is this week. So what are you doing?”
“I have no plans,” I admitted. “I don’t even have tutoring this week. Betsy is on vacation.”
“If you don’t have plans Sunday, would you go riding with me?” Shelby asked shyly.
“My kind of Mustang of yours?” I teased.
“Mine, this time,” she giggled. “Be at your grandparents at 11 Sunday. I’ll have Doc saddled for you, and I’ll bring a picnic lunch.”
“Oh yay,” I said sarcastically. “Lucky me.”
“Hey!” she barked at me. “You get a free riding lesson.”
“I don’t need any lessons, Little Britches. I know how to ride.”
“We’ll just see about that Sunday, Farm Boy.”
“Yes we will,” I teased back.
“So, you’re really OK?” she asked quietly. “You’d tell me if you weren’t OK, right?”
“I would. I am.”
“Good night, Dork.”
“Good night, Little Britches.”
SATURDAY, JUNE 29, 1991
Mom didn’t want to let me take the chance of driving myself to the race shop just days before I could legally. She dropped me off at 9 a.m.
A long white aluminum enclosed trailer was parked in front of the shop. Clearly, the letter 12 had been removed from the rear panels. Grandpa had purchased our race hauler, and with only a week to spare.
“Well, what do you think of it?” he asked instead of a ‘good morning,’ in his uniquely gravelly voice.
“Nice,” I said. Looks big.”
“Thirty-two footer,” he nodded. “I got a deal on it too. Already has space for a generator, and an air compressor and they left the tire racks in it.”
I stepped up the rear door, which folded down into a ramp, held up by long cables that retracted into the trailer. The interior was painted lightly gray over thin wood panels. Grandpa had been working on setting up the small tool bench in the front.
“Plenty of room for the car and spare parts. A spare wing, even.”
I could tell grandpa was pretty pleased with himself.
“And the best part is, the car rolls in easy when you replace the right rear with a left rear tire. You pull the pins on the rear wing mounts and lay it flat and it rolls right in.”
Grandpa had already loaded some big rear tires into the racks lining the walls near the ceiling. When full with a car and spares, this was still going to be a tight fit.
I had hardly noticed the car, which was parked deeper in the shop as grandpa worked on the trailer. I could tell instantly he’d been busy in another way.
“Where did all these sponsor decals come from?”
“Oh, mostly friends of mine. People I do business with. Everyone was in for at least 500 bucks.”
My mouth dropped open in awe. Grandpa’s business was any kind of concrete work. He’d do anything from footings to basement walls to driveways, and then he could do any kind of street or parking lot work as well.
The car started with Ross Racing Engines and Grandpa’s business, now I counted new stickers from Russell Framing, Townsend Homes, R-J Ready Mix, Behr Plumbing, Reginald Heating & Cooling, Brennick Drywall and Prime Time Electric.
“Holy crap, grandpa!”
He laughed easily at my surprise.
The inside and outside of the wing panels were full.
I had somehow hoped to show up at the track with a minimally sponsored car, with low expectations and sort of fly under the radar for the season. This car was now festooned with sponsors, and there’d be expectations.
“They don’t even know me?”
“Oh, they know you. They remember you from when you were little. We used to have race parties out at the shop here. Almost all these guys used to sponsor my cars way back when. Prime Time is new. They only wanted on because Behr Plumbing got on. They’re friends, but they’re competitive.”
“But they’ll all expect me to win races!”
“You will in time. Don’t worry, they all know you’re young. Most of them did it as a business write-off anyway. It’s advertising.”
The sudden increase in pressure, figurative pressure, was giving me a headache. But if grandpa wasn’t worried, I had to take what solace I could in that.
We went to work on the trailer. He had me grabbing parts from the shop and hiding them in little bins. We grabbed an extra front axle and mounted it in a nifty purpose-built set of brackets to hold it on a wall. There was another for a rear axle, but we didn’t have a spare.
Small boxes of extra quick change gears were stashed in our rolling pit cart, along with tools and other bits and pieces, bolt kits and a small air tank.
Grandpa taught me how to adjust and maintain bleeders. These ingenious devices would attach to the rear wheels and regulate the air pressure inside the tires. Without them, the tires would balloon up and the car would lose traction.
“We start the night with four pounds of pressure in the left wheel, and eight in the right.”
“That’s it?” I asked incredulously.
“That’s it,” he nodded. “These tires have soft sides, and they only take a few pounds of pressure to be just right. You want the tire to wrinkle up at speed, and make as much contact with the ground as possible. Those top fuel drag cars use even less pressure.”
I was astounded. These rear tires were huge, and held the car up on just a few pounds of pressure.
Next, he rummaged through a small plastic kit that contained fuel “pills.” I could see why they were called pills. They were tiny metal donuts the size of a pill.
“These each have a different size hole in millimeters,” grandpa instructed me. “The problem is, Louie and I don’t have good eyes anymore. So you have to tell us how big they are.”
I laughed and looked at the little pill grandpa was holding up.
“That’s a 10,” I shrugged.
“That’s the only one I can see,” grandpa admitted.
Grandpa showed me how they were used in a quick-release spot on the fuel lines. These pills adjusted the amount of fuel sent to the engine. Humidity would be a factor for these and Louie was the expert at fueling the motor. I just had to lend him my eyes.
The “pills” were packed in a little circular container you could dial to an opening. We put those away in the pit cart.
We worked through the morning, and the trailer was getting more full as the shop got more empty. I started to wonder how much of this stuff had to be lugged in and out before and after every race.
“Oh, just the car and probably any tires we have to remount. You’ll wash the car Sundays, and we’ll do some maintenance. Then we’ll prep it again each Saturday,” grandpa answered my concern.
“I need to buy one more thing before next weekend,” grandpa admitted.
“What’s that?”
“A lighter weight jack,” he admitted, pointing to the old steel floor jack we’d been shoving around the floor for a couple of months. “That one won’t do at the track.”
I was all for it. That thing was heavy as hell.
“What else?” I asked, looking around the quickly-emptying shop.
“Lunch,” grandpa grinned.
We closed up the shop and the trailer and grandpa drove us to the diner. He had a burger and fries, and I knocked out a chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and corn.
“Where do you put all that?” grandpa laughed.
“Growing boy,” I shrugged with a grin.
“That you are,” he chuckled. “Just don’t outgrow the racecar.”
We loaded everything we thought we might need for the races the following weekend into the trailer and closed it up.
“Works for me,” grandpa said with an air of satisfaction. “Now, let’s unload it again.”
I gave a little exasperated sigh and he laughed at me.
We rolled the car back out and into the shop. We pulled just a few small items back out of the trailer and closed it up. We locked the shop knowing we’d be fully ready to go racing in a week. I was starting to get pretty excited for it.
The thrill grew that night at the races. Grandpa and I brazenly walked up to the pit gate early and signed in. I should not have been allowed into the pits until I was 15, but we weren’t hassled about it. It was still a sunny late afternoon as crews pulled into the puts to unload their cars and equipment in the small infield. There were roughly 25 410 sprints and 18 limited sprints, along with a couple dozen late model stock cars.
Grandpa did his usual walk and talk with several teams and people he knew, and he knew practically everybody. Push truck drivers and officials would greet him. Drivers even asked for bits of advice, which he freely gave. However, he was mostly there to let everyone know he’d have a car there next week and that his grandson was going to be wheeling it.
By the time hot laps were starting, grandpa led me to a spot in turn three where he liked to stand, just inside the infield safety fence to watch the action.
First the late models helped run in the wet track, packing the mud down with their relatively narrow tires. Then the flag man turned them loose with a green flag practice session. Even these heavy fendered cars would pitch sideways into the turn, giving me the illusion that they were headed right for me as they slid into the turn, taking a sharp left with their front wheels turned to the right.
Next on the track were the limited sprints. I wanted to watch closely as this would be my competition next week. There would be two sets of hot laps, and it was a time to feel out the car for problems, and try to tune the suspension to the track conditions, provided that didn’t change too much before the heat races.
Nine limited sprints rolled around the track, only the smaller top wing providing the clue that these were more of an entry-level car. Drivers seemed to spread out to give themselves some room and the flag man let them loose with a wave of the green flag. All nine cars roared to life, the sound deafening this close to the track. The hair on the back of my neck stood stiff and goosebumps covered my arms. We had a terrific vantage of each car as each one exited turn two and charged down the backstretch. I watched each driver as he worked the car into turn three, whether trying to run the top or bottom of the track. It seemed to me from the beginning that the more the driver pitched the car sideways, the slower he took the turn. The best strategy seemed to be keeping the car as straight as possible.
Of note, some drivers attacked the corner in turn three harder than others. That might make them wash up the track as the car powered through into turn four. Others charged the corner more slowly and exited turn four at full throttle. It was a lot to think about, and I’d have my hands full of it in a week.
A checkered flag signaled the end of that session. Another session was soon pushed off with the other half of the field taking to the track.
Through the chain link fence, the black and silver #33 caught my eye. This was Troy Ward, the current points leader. He already had four wins on the year to his credit.
I watched him closely, turning in the dirt to follow him around the track. I could see only the top of his wing as he headed down the front chute and whipped his charge into turn one. He blasted through turn two and roared down the backstretch. It was like watching in slow motion as he let the car enter the turn. As he passed me, I could see his left rear tire spinning, throwing mud up at the catch fence, and just as grandpa had said, wrinkling the sidewall as it gripped the track.
For lack of a better explanation, that guy looked like he was hooked up and happy. He was bad fast.
That session wound down with the checkered flag again.
Grandpa took a moment in the relative quiet between sessions to quiz me.
“Which car looked fastest?”
“The 33, and it wasn’t even close.”
“Good eye,” grandpa nodded. “Why was he fastest?”
I gave it a moment of thought before I had an answer.
“A few things, but I think mostly that he was smooth and let the car roll through the turn.”
“Excellent!” grandpa cheered. “The car will almost never be perfectly set up, but if you fight the car, you’ll never get the most out of it. If it wants to run up top -- run up top. If it only goes fast on the bottom -- run the bottom. If it’s comfortable all over the track, well then, you have something.”
Grandpa finished his thought as the first set of 410 hot laps began. A little louder. A lot faster, these guys all had the same look that #33 car had. High speed at all times. It was fun watching these guys go at it, and they were on another level. The goosebumps were back for me.
These drivers were really hauling the mail down the backstretch and they’d just let the right rear bump up against a growing mound of dirt that circled the top of the track. That little strip of dirt provided a cushion for them to drive around. Others tested the moist bottom of the track, slowing down more in the corners, but absolutely shooting down the stretches as they rolled back into the throttle.
The racing program paused for the national anthem, then qualifying for the 410s. Those impossibly loud, dirt-throwing monsters were back out, only one at a time for two laps against the clock. This was a three-eights of a mile track, and a time around eleven seconds would be very good. We watched three cars clock in at just under 11 seconds, not far off from a track record.
“The air is good tonight,” grandpa intoned.
I took his word for it, but what he meant was that a lack of humidity in the air provided better fueling to the engines, which was improving lap times. I was discovering that this rather primitive form of racing certainly had a lot of science and engineering behind it.
As late afternoon turned to early evening, heat races were ran without much incident, then an intermission.
Grandpa walked around a few pit stalls, talking to crews and drivers. We stopped at the infield concession stand for a loose meat sandwich and a Pepsi.
Back in our spot in turn three, we watched a boring street stock feature that didn’t seem to want to end. Several limited sprint drivers were strapped into their cars and ready to race as we watched spinout after spinout from these fendered cars.
That feature ended mercifully, and we were ready for sprint cars as the sun disappeared entirely from the sky.
“What changed out on the track?” grandpa asked while there was a lull in the action for the late model trophy presentation.
I took a look out on the track. Some drivers were out there walking the track, looking at it closely. One crew member stuck a screwdriver in the surface and pulled it back out.
“It was sticky before the stock cars went out there. Now it’s smooth, less grip I assume?”
“Exactly,” grandpa nodded. “It’s still got a lot of grip, but it’s not sticky anymore. There’ll be more passin’ in the limited sprint feature, and I guarantee it will slick off before it’s over. We’ll see a good 410 feature too.
I could see some of those same crew members who were walking the track now making frantic last-second changes to their cars, hoping to stay ahead of the ever-changing dirt track conditions.
After the halt in the action, push trucks groaned and strained to shove limited sprints into motion. One after one fired off, belching fire from the exhaust as they came to life. The vibe and the tension in the air elevated by the dark of night. Swarms of summer insects buzzed around the light poles.
Each driver throttled up at some point on the tack, testing the grip and heating up the rear tires, before falling in line behind the pace car, with its amber lights flashing.
The lineup seemed correct as the cars got into formation in two lines, bumper to push bar and wheel to wheel. The tension in the air was electric as the cars rolled down the backstretch and the pace car veered back into the pits.
The hairs on the back of my neck stood at attention once again as the cars filed by us in formation.
In an instant, the flagman waved the green flag and the signal lights around the fences turned green. Eighteen cars roared to life and zipped down the front stretch, fanning out and sliding into turn one. From our vantage point we couldn’t see much, other than the top wings, but the first car to come ripping down the backstretch was the yellow #15. I knew he was a younger driver. Behind him, the jockeying for position was fierce, as cars slid under or simply cut off the cars around them. It was mayhem in turn three, but no one touched as much as a wheel, as the dance continued into turn four.
That #15 shot down the front stretch again, extending his lead. I knew I wanted to check on the #33, and I found him. He had started near the back, and was already racing cars mid-pack.
Things started to settle out as the faster cars disposed of the slower, and the race to the front picked up steam.
With about ten laps in the books, Troy Ward in that black #33 was up to third. In just three laps, he buzzed around the top of turns one and two, then skillfully slipped under the second place car heading into turn three. It was a breathtaking move from up close as he let the car slide up in front of second place car, then left him literally in his dust.
The #15 had nearly a half lap lead, but he was struggling to get through lapped traffic. This was going to be a good one before it was over.
Ward clipped off a few very fast laps before he was on the tail tank of the #15. With four to go, the battle was on. Ward drove right up behind the #15 on the bottom of turn one as both tried to duck under a lapped car. Neither could make it work, but Ward sharply split the difference on the backstretch in a move that had me jumping up and down in excitement. Who would back off in turn three? Three cars were wheel to wheel down the backstretch and there was only room for two in the corners.
Both the #15 and the lapped car folded their hand, and backed off at the last moment, leaving Ward to power around the corner and take a commanding lead down the front chute. In two more laps, it was over.
“Who made the smart move in turn three?” grandpa asked when the deafening roar of the cars settled down.
“Ward,” I said without hesitation. “That was incredible!”
“We’re racing for 800 dollars in this class,” grandpa drawled. “He about wadded up sixty grand in race cars over 800 dollars. The other two were the smart ones.”
Grandpa was probably right, but no one was going to remember who finished second that night.
“Now, come on out on the track for a minute with me.”
Grandpa led me out onto the racing surface, which was muddy when we first walked into the pits that afternoon, then tacky from wheel packing. It had a bit of grip left after the street stock races, but now it was slick from bottom to top.
“You see the shine?”
“Yeah, it’s slick,” I replied, kicking my tennis shoe on it like a basketball court.
“It might take rubber tonight,” he mused. “If you see that shiny surface turn dark gray, it’s taking rubber. When it takes rubber, you drive this like you’re on asphalt. They call it ‘rubberdown.’”
“Rubberdown,” I parroted.
“Hard to pass then, but the first guy who finds the rubber stops sliding and spinning around and goes right to the front. Remember that.”
We hustled back off the racing surface as the pace truck started rolling around the track for the 410 feature.
Push trucks were firing off 410-cubic-inch sprint cars now. The big-winged cars rolled slowly around the track in a menacing way, passing cars to get into formation, each driver holding down the brake and ripping the tires loose in a quick burst of rage from the engine. A few actually brought the front tires off the ground slightly. The power to weight ratio on these cars was insane.
Two-by-two the cars formed up behind the pace truck, with the #10 of Mack Davis in the third row on the outside. He’d set quick time and was the prohibitive favorite to win. Starting sixth, he had his work cut out for him.
As with the limited sprints, the pace truck veered off the back stretch and into the pits when the lineup was correct. The electricity was palpable in the air as two dozen incredibly loud cars roared to life in unison at the drop of the green flag.
Only this time it was different. I could see the difference in speed. Each driver was holding back some, going slower to go faster. No one was at full throttle. The slick track simply didn’t allow for it.
The pack shot down the front chute in a rising cloud of thin dust and slipped into turn one. I held my breath as the cars slid out of turn two and rocketed down the backstretch, drivers sliding around early into the turn to jockey for position.
Mack Davis, in that white #10, was already in third place. I cursed our vantage point because I had no idea how he already got there. By the time he hit the frontstretch, I had a good idea of how he did it.
Davis ran the very top of the track, sliding the car up nearly against the wall as he slid past a car below him. He was in second at the flag stand and on the hunt for the leader already.
We watched the leader run up against the wall on the backstretch, then dive low into turn three. That left the top open for Davis, who took it and ran with it, taking the lead coming out of turn four.
Then he seemed to take off in earnest, setting a blistering pace around the small track. I noticed some of the crowd already headed for the exits, with the race over in their minds.
I couldn’t take my eyes off that #10 car as he sliced and diced through lapped traffic, putting on quite a display of skill.
When it was over, I had to ask grandpa the questions.
“Who was that?”
“Oh, Davis has been around. He’s in his late twenties. He raced a season or two with the World of Outlaws, out in California and some in Pennsylvania. He’s good, but he’ll tear up equipment when he’s not winning.”
The night had gone without a single car getting upside down, and I had high hopes for the same next week, when I’d be making my debut.
Grandpa and I milled about, with grandpa accepting a beer from a crew he knew well. Fans streamed into the pits for autographs, and to talk to drivers and friends. Little kids were seeking T-shirts and drivers to sign them.
I took it all in, wondering what would be in store for me next week.
SUNDAY, JUNE 30, 1991
I woke up wishing I had taken a quick shower before bed. My ears held enough dirt for a proper potato crop and my poor pillow looked like it had a brown halo on it.
I tossed my sheets in the wash, hoping to help mom out a bit and avoid admonishment for not showering after a night at the races.
My ears weren’t just dirty. They were ringing from the decibels of high-horsepower cars 15 feet away from me with no mufflers. I decided I better start using some ear protection at the races, lest my hearing get as bad as grandpa’s.
I had the house to myself, with mom dad and Josh at church. I made myself a simple breakfast of toast and jam, six slices, with milk and orange juice.
A new Speed Sport News had arrived in the mail the day before. I perused it with closer attention than usual, having been bitten much harder by the racing bug. The end of baseball season, and the end of my relationship with Deedee, sure had put racing in focus for me.
I read up on sprint car results from around the country the week before, learning about dirt tracks like William’s Grove in Pennsylvania, and Silver Dollar Speedway in Chico, California. The World of Outlaws, of course, roamed the country, making stops at those famous facilities and even at my home track.
The buzz of the washer alerted me, and I ran downstairs to swap out my sheets for drying. When I came back upstairs, I noticed it was 10 already.
‘What was I supposed to be doing today?’
Oh yes, I had agreed to go for a ride with Shelby over at grandma and grandpa Parker’s ranch, just over the fence from the Ray Ranch.
I looked down at my shirtless form, still needing a shower, and decided to hurry up and get wet.
After my shower, I rummaged around my dresser drawers, looking for the jeans I hadn’t worn in nearly a month. I’d been exclusively in shorts for the summer, just as God had intended it.
It wouldn’t do to wear shorts for horseback riding with Shelby, so I found jeans and added a blue T-shirt and my favorite Cubs hat.
I grabbed my wallet and keys and put older tennis shoes on in the garage. Shelby would bristle at my choice in footwear, but I wasn’t going to wear dairy boots, and I didn’t own cowboy boots. Nor would I.
I headed out to my garage, squinting in the sun on what was a surprisingly nice day and opened the double doors, exposing my covered car to the sunlight.
I rolled the cover off quickly and stowed it on a shelf, then got in and started her up. The Mustang fired to life on the first try. I let her warm up just for a handful of seconds, then slipped it into reverse and slowly backed out of the little garage.
The sunlight was practically blinding from the shiny hood. I rolled the window down as I turned the car toward the end of the driveway, feeling the mild heat of a glorious summer day on my skin. It wasn’t too hot. It wasn’t too humid. This would be a very nice day. I looked almost longingly at our hammock as I drove away from the house. Today would have been heaven on the hammock.
I tried to put it out of my mind as I head off for a day of riding with my best friend.
As promised, Shelby was at my grandparents already, even as I was a little early. Both of my grandparents were out talking to her, and her horses Destiny and Doc were getting reacquainted with grandpa’s horses through the fence as they shared the waterer. Their dog, Klink was milling about, but the horses didn’t seem to mind him. I greeted the big dog with a scratch behind his ears and a pat of his flanks.
“That sure is a pretty car, Jacob,” my grandma said.
“Thanks, grandma,” I blushed and gave her a side hug, much to her delight. “But I’m stuck riding this kind of pony today,” I teased, indicating Doc, a big and older tan stallion without a lot of fire.
Destiny, Shelby’s prized horse and partner in barrel riding, seemed to snort at my joke and throw her head.
“Shhhh!” Shelby warned the horse. “He doesn’t know what he’s talking about.”
Shelby gave me a sassy grin under her black cowboy hat. I rolled my eyes. Shelby was in jeans and boots, with a sleeveless red blouse. Her skin had taken on a decent tan this summer as well. Her sharp blue eyes were highlighted under the shade of her hat.
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FRIDAY, MAY 31, 1991 Just like the school year, the summer finds a pattern. Weekends aren’t much different than weekdays, other than the rhythm of the activities. Tuesday means a baseball game. Baseball practice Wednesday and Thursday. Tutoring Tuesday through Thursday. Finding a way to get to the varsity baseball games Friday nights. Oh, and a Saturday at the race shop. The calendar says spring, but the weather and the school year say it’s summer. Summer goes from Memorial Day to Labor Day...
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1990 I dreaded going to school Tuesday even more than I had Monday. At breakfast, mom was trying to fish for more information on what was going on between Mel and me. I wasn’t biting today. No way I would ever want mom to hear a word of the rumor going around, at least if it was just a rumor. On the bus, I had to let Mikey in on it. He hadn’t heard, which was a good sign. It took little to convince him that I didn’t know anything about it, but I was going to find out...
I walked into the freshman hallway of the school and made my way to my intended target. She was, again, talking to Lexie and facing away from me. She was filling out a set of acid washed jeans rather nicely, a pink sweater over another button down long-sleeve. This time Lexie didn’t raise her eyebrows as I approached. “Parker,” Lexie announced, suddenly surprising Deedee. “You’ll be a dear be sure to bring your home jersey for Deedee to wear tomorrow morning? I stared blankly for a moment,...
SATURDAY, JUNE 1, 1991 Time was running out before I would turn 15. Sure, it was more than a month away, but we had a lot of work to do to get the racecar ready to go. I was up early Saturday. Mom cooked a fantastic breakfast, as she’d left some bread out the night before to get crusty, then made her signature french toast with it. It’s a hell of a way to start your day, full load of sugar and all. Josh and I loaded up, and mom drove us to grandpa’s shop. Today would be a little different,...
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 1991 “Jake, I need you to wake up.” “Wha?” “Jake, it’s time to wake up.” “Huh?” I complained through bleary eyes, then suddenly gasped and sat straight up in the bed in a panic. Dad took a half step back, after shaking me on the shoulder. Was last night a dream? Was the whole day a dream? “What day is it?” I asked Dad desperately. He chuckled. “It’s Saturday morning, son.” My eyes started to get used to the harsh light of the lamp on my nightstand and I caught...
While it was true that Sundays were my own, for the most part, my Saturdays belonged to someone else. Since the racecar was in pieces and not back from the body shop, I belonged to dad for the day. Grandpa Parker was running the disc. Dad was planting, but he still had plans for me. “I’m going to have you field cultivate about 50 acres of last year’s sorghum,” dad said as he attached the old 4440 to the implement he was talking about. “Start with the end rows, then just try not to miss...
FRIDAY, MAY 31, 1991 More punctual than ever, Lexie pulled the Hunter minivan down our long driveway. As the van pulled closer, I noticed Mitch was not in his usual place in the passenger bucket seat. Mandy Prentice was in his place. This was odd, but nothing was ever ordinary when Lexie was involved. As the van pulled up and I hopped in, I noticed all three girls were rocking their sunglasses. Mandy had identical aviators to both Lexie and my gorgeous girlfriend. “Ladies,” I smiled as I...
Saturday rolled around quickly, and I was thrilled to head to my grandpa’s shop with mom in the driver seat and little Josh strapped in the back. I had asked mom to let me drive, holding up my learner’s permit, but she was hesitant to let me drive with Josh in the car. “That’s some confidence you have in your future race car driver,” I grumped. “Jacob, I only have two of you. I don’t like taking chances with you both in the car.” “Alright,” I acquiesced, deciding we’d get to the shop...
SUNDAY, July 7, 1991 I saw some of Sunday before I ever got a chance to sleep. Between the extra adrenaline of racing for the first time, and a few Mountain Dews drank too late in the night, I was wired for sound. Before we finally bid goodbye to everyone at the track and brought the car back to the shop, I was directed to stop at the pit gate to pick up my winnings for the night. I was handed an envelope with $125 in it. I had finished 12th that night, the first of my racing career. I...
SATURDAY, JULY 13, 1991 ‘Breathe. Remember to breathe, moron.’ By mutual agreement, we decided I’d opt to go to the back of the heat race again. I needed the laps of experience before starting up front. That didn’t stop me from ripping off some fast laps in hot laps. I actually came up on a slower car in front of me, and had to back down or figure out a way to pass him on this narrow, tacky surface. I let him get a lead on me again, then tried some different lines, letting the car drift up...
FRIDAY, JULY 19, 1991 Edited by WRC264 I rumbled into Mandy’s driveway at the appointed time. This time she did let me get to the door and I did have a short and awkward talk with her parents, who were very nice. I knew them from years of being around their daughter. We’d been classmates many school years. Soon we were off to The Corner for supper and shakes, or a shake, I should say. We shared a big one. I had an extra critical eye for Allison as she served us, knowing the advice Woody...
MONDAY, AUGUST 19, 1991 “Here we go around, ‘round, ‘round She givin’ me the run around, ‘round, ‘round, ‘round” I was up early with Van Halen, but shut my clock radio off immediately. Today would be the first day of football practice. I’d been doing this since 7th grade, but something felt very different for my sophomore year. I was taller, leaner and looking pretty ripped. I hadn’t done quite as much farm work that summer, but I was in the gym or at the running track four days a week,...
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 1991 Little drops of perspiration gathered in the lovely valley of her spine where her back joined the round globes of her sexy little ass. She sighed in pleasure as she slowly ground her hips back and forth atop me, my throbbing cock trapped deep inside her hot, wet folds. I admired the two little dimples at the base of her lower back, and slid my hands over her hips, placing a thumb pad over both of those indentations in her nearly-flawless skin. Her skin was hot to...
TUESDAY, JULY 16, 1991 “I’m learnin’ to fly ... But I ain’t got wings...” The haunting tone of Tom Petty woke me from a fitful slumber. I knew who Tom Petty was, but I didn’t really consider him a rocker until this latest album. I let the whole song play before shutting my alarm off, just as the DJ started talking about a new album coming from Metallica. I skipped the shower and put my workout clothes on. That meant a muscle shirt and cloth shorts. I picked Mikey up at his house just...
WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 4, 1991 Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” is a hell of a way to wake up in the morning. I slapped the snooze button on my clock radio, almost instantly regretting it. Of course, that radio was hardly a stereo, so the sound quality suffered immensely. I loved the song, but it was getting constant radio play in early September. Of course, I had a bootleg copy of the cassette tape so I knew there were many more songs on the album that were just as good. I became more aware of my...
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1990 HOMECOMING A new week had made life all good again. We played a freshman football game Monday afternoon. I dominated at defensive end with a pair of sacks and four solo tackles. I made a nice catch at tight end for twelve yards. We won 35-6. It was our first Homecoming Week, and my friends and I were learning the traditions. Monday had been White and Blue day. We dressed accordingly. Tuesday was 70s Day, and I raided dad’s closet for a wildly-printed polyester...
FRIDAY, JUNE 7, 1991 I did something I had never done for a girl before. I wrote her some little notes. Sappy? Silly? Romantic? Maybe a little of all of the above, but Deedee was going to be gone for more than two weeks with little chance for contact, and I wanted to stay connected to her. She was a very good girlfriend, and I wanted to keep her that way. The idea was simple. I grabbed a stack of 17 Post-It notes. On the first note, I wrote: “For Deedee every day. Please peel off one note...
FRIDAY, JULY 5, 1991 “Jake, wake up. Do you have plans this morning?” “Wha?” Roused from rather pleasant dreams of pretty redheads and curvy raven-haired beauties, I rubbed the sleep from my eyes to consider the source of this rude awakening. “Dad?” “Jake, wake up!” I shook my head groggily, wondering what strenuous farm chore awaited me outside. “Yeah?” “Any plans this morning?” I guess not.” “Good,” dad grinned. “Someone from the phone company will be here sometime between now and...
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 1991 I woke up long before my alarm clock was set to go off, feeling sick to my stomach. The anguish was physical, not just emotional. The events from the night before played out in my head while I considered what to do. I hadn’t missed a school day for being sick in years. And if I did call in sick, I couldn’t participate in any sport or activity that day. That meant missing the Homecoming game and the dance. The idea didn’t really seem so bad at first, but a larger...
The Adventures of American-man: Dreamworld By Paul G Jutras Chapter One: Doorway of Doom October 31, 3086, a historical team uncovered a weird chest with pictures carved all over the outside. Each was dressed in hiking boots, knee-high socks, too tight shorts, sleeveless shirts and pit helmets. As one of them broke open the chest a mist rose out and formed into a skull headed demon. Rays shot from it's eye socks, transforming the girls' skin to plastic. As they fell over, the...
South American Cock TormentAndy Douglas was eighteen even though he only looked much younger. Five seven, he had a nice balance of slim waist, good shoulders and a neat, tight butt. Plenty of sport and exercise in the open air had given him a great tan and a body with good muscular definition including a modest six-pack. The sun had also bleached his shock of naturally blonde hair. Coupled with pale blue eyes and a ready smile he looked good and attractive?and he knew it.He liked girls, but...
You know, when you read "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" with a modern understanding of science, as a person who understands chemistry, biology, and psychology, the rational part of your mind will tell you it's not possible. That it makes for a fun story, but you could not drink a potion and transform either physically or mentally like the title character of that book. You can't change yourself like that. But the irrational part, oh it wishes you could. It looks at...
America hosts dozens of agents, who work secretly exclusively for me. Although all-American applicants think they are for porn.America's agencies are in all major cities, which house hot tasty teen or twen beautiful brides to be. We will mention all towns.Professor Poet-PETER erotic experiments interestingly include his agencies world wide. Together a dozen of dozens capitals.Professor Poet-PETER prayed his dear great granddaughter Princess Petra to go the other side of the 'big drink', to...
America hosts dozens of agents, who work secretly exclusively for me. Although all-American applicants think they are for porn.America's agencies are in all major cities, which house hot tasty teen or twen beautiful brides to be. We will mention all towns.Professor Poet-PETER erotic experiments interestingly include his agencies world wide. Together a dozen of dozens capitals.Professor Poet-PETER prayed his dear great granddaughter Princess Petra to go the other side of the 'big drink', to...
“The fuck was that this morning in the hallway?” Mike boomed, setting his lunch tray down to my right. “QUIET!” I seethed. “Nothing. I don’t know.” “THAT was not nothing,” Shelby added quickly from my left. I dropped my spoon back into my chili and closed my eyes. Oh yes, chili, maybe my favorite school lunch. And it seemed to taste better than usual today. Then again, maybe everything had started to taste better lately. “Look, I’m as confused as anyone. I’ve known Alexis since what,...
Deedee was holding my hand tightly and giving me doe eyes as we were once again on the back roads headed to my first high school party. “No one has ever done that for me,” Deedee whispered. “It was amazing,” she husked. “Done what, exactly?” I teased in a half-whisper. She bit her lip and shoved me lightly. “You know what!” she whispered with laughing eyes. “Oh,” I said in mock recognition, then leaned to whisper in her ear, my voice deepening. “Do you mean the part where I ran my tongue...
The rest of the week went very well, and I was in high spirits. Every other lunch period was spent either with my crew or my new girlfriend, and each side seemed to appreciate my company more. Well, other than Morgan, who was still a bitch to me. Two new things happened during the week, though. Beast asked if I’d like to go cruising with Tree and him at some point over the weekend. I had to tell him Friday was out, as I was going to the game and the opening night of races came Saturday...
I was up and at it early again Saturday morning with rather pleasant thoughts from the night before. Mom hustled me to grandpa’s shop and I went to it. Grandpa had clearly made more progress on the pit cart, with some metal cabinet doors now in place, along with a thin steel plate top. Work benches were getting cleared off and this was starting to look like a proper race shop again. Grandpa was out to help about an hour after I arrived. He ambled into the shop with a big thermos of coffee...
Deedee and I had surprises for each other Tuesday morning. I walked up to her locker just before classes started and handed her a freshly pressed gray jersey. She eagerly took it and opened her locker to hand me my white jersey. I made a show of pressing it to my nose. “How does it still smell like you?” “A girl has to have her secrets,” Deedee giggled, tapped my chin dimple and gave me a peck on the cheek before spinning off to the girl’s room to change into my jersey. “Get a room!” Mike...
We walked back inside and I quickly discovered my Sunday wasn’t over. Beast was on the line. “Parker, you wanna shoot hoops?” “Yeah, sounds good. We need a fourth?” “I supposed, who you got in mind?” “Mikey?” “Yeah, I guess I can kick his ass as easy as yours,” Beast chuckled. “I’ll call him.” “I’ll pick you both up and we’ll go to Tree’s.” “Later.” I asked mom and dad if I could go shoot hoops for the afternoon. “Be home for supper.” I could hardly think about supper. I was still...
TUESDAY, JUNE 4, 1991 I saw her for the first time on a rainy Tuesday morning. I had never seen anything like her before. But I’m getting way ahead of myself. Let’s skip back to earlier in the morning. Dad had ordered a few items for the Mustang. In particular, a few interior items he wanted fixed. He bought a headliner, new carpet and new vinyl for the both front seats. With installation, this was going to put him back nearly $400. But where to get the work done? Dad had called a brand...
TUESDAY DECEMBER 25, 1990, CHRISTMAS DAY I hadn’t seen Mel since Friday, and while I did miss her, it was probably good for my soul. Every moment seemed tumultuous, and drama buzzed around her like bees to flowers. We did everything at full throttle, whether it was making love or just not getting along. A few days of quiet time around my family was welcomed. Our family had our traditional Christmas Eve meal of oyster soup and appetizers like ham-wrapped pickles with pineapple cream cheese,...
SUNDAY, JUNE 30, 1991 I leaned forward with my head in my hands, rubbing my temples. Shelby pulled some of the blanket around her shivering form. It was a warm day, but a body soaked in sweat would get chilly in the breeze. Her horses, Destiny and Doc, munched grass lazily, paying us little heed. “Why not?” I asked the prairie scene in front of me, not wanting to look her in the eye. Shelby sighed and put her hand on my shoulder. “I might have done a bad thing today,” she sighed. “I did...
JULY 4, 1991 “Happy birthday, Jake.” It was a pleasant way to wake up. No alarm had been set. I was allowed to sleep in a bit. It was mom who woke me up in a gentle way at around 9:30. But it wasn’t her words that woke me up. It was the smell of bacon in the oven. I rolled out of bed and felt the sharp sting in my lower half. ‘Fucking leg day!’ I swore to myself. We’d spent the early part of Tuesday morning on the track, running short bursts of sprints on up to a full mile run. Then...
SATURDAY, JULY 6, 1991 ‘Breathe, just remember to breathe.’ The heat, the humidity. Oppressive. Harsh lights shining down on me. Mercifully, my Nomex head sock is soaking up the sweat from my head, keeping the stinging drips out of my eyes. My helmet feels a little suspiciously loose on my head, but the chinstrap is tight. All is almost silent here in the cockpit. I flip my visor up as my breathing is creating a little fog under the lense, with more than two dozen tear offs piled on...
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 1991 “I’m out in the cold (out in the cold) Body and soul (out in the cold) There’s nowhere to go (out in the cold) I’m out in the cold (out in the cold)” Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers had it about right. I was out in the cold. Of course, I still slapped the snooze button and shut him up anyway. I had a riot of feelings to deal with. Two rejections, were weighing heavily on my mind. Sure, I had sort of patched things up with Shelby. At the same time, we were...
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 1991 “What’s on your mind,” I asked as I closed my car door carefully. Jen seemed to stiffen and forced herself to turn towards me in her seat so that she couldn’t avoid looking at me. “What I said about the dance wasn’t entirely true.” “So you DO want to go to the dance?” I said with a lopsided grin. “I don’t know,” she said softly. “Let me finish.” “OK,” I replied, letting her continue. “I have gone to a dance before. It was, it was horrible.” “Go on,” I...
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 1991 “And homegrown and down-home, that makes one Cookin’ up that old time, long lost recipe for me, woh It’s gettin’ hard to find Guess it ain’t hip enough now You take an average guy, he can’t identify, uh And there’s a short supply of her fine, fine stuff Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on some of that Shake it up, bake it up nice, uh Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on all that I so love my baby’s poundcake.” Van Halen was so much better with Sammy...
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 1991 I woke with excitement Sunday morning. No alarm set, just the refreshing feeling of sleeping in after being worked hard for a few days. Well, that and the fact that I would be shooting hoops with a tall, gorgeous blond that day. The tantalizing aroma of a beef roast in the crock pot was what got me awake. I followed my nose out to the kitchen to see it bubbling away on the counter top. The parents had, as usual, let me have my Sunday while they headed to church...
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1991 Seven days of kisses and bliss. Jen got her kiss every day for a seventh day. Every time I saw her or thought about her, the butterflies were there. We held hands in the hallways and word around school was that we were the hot couple. The upperclassmen had accepted and welcomed me with open arms. If I’d been placed on the varsity team at the start of the season, I’d have likely faced some hazing. As it was, saving the big game and showing them I belonged put...
Harold Spencer Eversly was on vacation in Acapulco with his Mom. He was sixteen but looked younger. His father had died suddenly when he was only eight leaving his Ma a very rich woman. She was very possessive and Harold was something of a mother’s boy. They traveled around a lot, all over the world. Harold had been to a lot of different schools but not learned much. He figured he didn’t have to with the money coming to him from a Trust when he was 25. Until then he was quite...
American-Man At War By Paul G. Jutras "1,2, 3, 4...." Christine said as she stood in gold three inch pumps and a backless evening gown with spaghetti straps. With the clicking of drumsticks the band prepared to join in. Soto began to played the guitar in his usual leather jacket, pants and boots and red tee shirt. Mark played the drums, Luke the keyboard in their yellow and red striped coveralls, and Starshine the tambourine in her purple blouse, leopard print mini skirt...
Ida Hoe was waiting nervously back stage as her arch rival, Holly Keyhole, performed on stage riding Hoss Bigg cowgirl style on a trampoline. She could hear the audience shouting in delight. The raucous cheers were almost deafening.Ida was horrified that Holly might give an unsurmountable performance. Ida barely trailed her for first place in this grand finale episode of Miss American Pornstar. Winning the title of the first Miss American Pornstar would not only make her the newest rage in the...
Group SexNew Job for American-Man By Paul G Jutras Since American-Man's appearance the crime rate in Federation city had dropped way down. Too bad the number band of gigs his rock band had were also way down. Needing the extra pay, it was in his American-Man form that he became a bag man at a Federation City super market. The job was easy and American-man changed his costume with the bluish green shirt, black slacks and sneakers of the market. When he eyed a shoplifter trying to head out...
Okay, here goes nothing. African-American guys like myself have a certain image in the eyes of the world. We’re thought of as tougher, meaner and more athletic than the average guy. Also, people seem to think we gravitate toward either athletic pursuits or criminal endeavors, and nothing in between. Neither is exactly true for most Black men living in the United States of America. Just to prove to you how untrue these stereotypes are, take me for example. My name is Arnold Thompson. And I’m a...
“We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, ‘Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.’ I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.” ― J. Robert Oppenheimer It seems sort of strange looking back on the unfolding events of...
-We learned in Part One of this story that I was a sixteen year-old virgin boy named James, who everyone called Jimmy, with a very thick, nine-inch-long cock. My neighbor Norm was forty-two at the time. His wife Lindsey was forty-one and their son Todd was eighteen and away at college.I went with Norm to open his lake cabin for the summer. We were skinny dipping on an unusually warm day for spring in Wisconsin and he convinced me that we should masturbate one another on the boat. That evening...
MILFTo begin, may I must make something perfectly clear. I’m virgin by my haughty cousin’s definition -- he says we may do it now because it is very assuered our families will marry us together -- but that doesn’t mean I have never made love. My story begins at St. Mary’s, an elite English-medium secondary school for girls. St. Mary’s has a Christian headmistress and several Christian faculty, but few of the students are of that faith. Christians know academics better than do mullahs and holy men....
The unlucky American. ? A reader of some of my other stories challenged me to write one about a terrified boy enslaved by a girl. This is the outcome of my efforts. ? Note: Tim’s private thoughts are marked by single inverted commas: ‘Shit’; direct speech by double: "Yes, Mistress". ? Part one. ? "I'm an American citizen, for chrissake. It's your fucking duty to defend me!" I shouted angrily at the embassy's legal secretary. ? "You are and I have". She looked calmly back. ? "But I was...
American Girl in Bangkok By Tiffany Parker The following story is a work of fiction and is copyright property of the author. Please don't repost it without permission. But most importantly, I hope you enjoy reading it. Chapter 1 Kaylee impatiently bided time while sitting in the middle seat in coach on the long trans-pacific flight. She was excited about her trip to Bangkok that would complete her journey and provide her the gender affirmation surgery she desperately...
Promises and Secrets: A Teenage Transsexual By Maria Ski Things changed for me after I was discovered trying on my sisters clothes. My mother had caught me. But there was no anger, no disgust, just a warm understanding smile and the love of a mother. From that day of being discovered, and after telling my sisters things seemed to change. Every weekend I became Maria. With a wardrobe of girls clothes of my own which I either bought myself or had bought for me. One thing led to...
Author's Note; This story is a dedication to Tom Petty. Song meaning to me are very subjective. I can take someone different out of song than someone else. I can even take something different out of a song depending on my mood. So with saying that this story is how I filled in the blanks of this great song. Debra Webster was an American girl who was raised on her mom and dad's promises.These promises were being able to be whatever she wanted to be in life, and their daughter would...
Alright, I can finally admit it to myself. I am a Muslim. I used to be one of those people who felt a strong dislike of Muslims, until I fell in love with one. It’s funny how these things happen, huh? My name is Solomon Kingsley Henderson, although many of my friends have taken to calling me ‘King Suleiman’ in recent times. It’s my Muslim name, though it’s not on my passport or anything. My wife Khadija Abdullah certainly likes it. She’s a lovely lady of Somali descent who saved my life back in...