500 Time Revenge
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"Good evening, listeners. This is Barbara Barnes, host of the newly syndicated Book Report, on PRI, coming from WORD, 86.7 on your dial.
This is our very first broadcast, and I can't think of anyone I would want to be my first guest more than Joe Williams, author of '500 Annies, and 'Average Joes', both best sellers. His series of interviews with me eighteen months ago actually was the catalyst for launching my new program. As you may be aware, the program got us two PRI awards and a Peabody. The rest, as they say, is history."
"Speaking of history, we're repeating it somewhat. The interview is coming to you live from Alumni Hall, and we're in the middle of our fall pledge drive. Once again, all proceeds from his appearance will go to the station. Also again, he has donated 500 copies of his latest book, 'Average Joes', to the pledge drive. And as before, they are all autographed."
The place was packed again. Joe could never understand why people thought he was so interesting. He and Barbara were on stage, two stools and a spotlight, just as before.
"Good evening, Joe. It's so good to see you again. How have you been since we last met?"
"I'm fine Babs[he had learned she preferred to be called that], How are you? I understand congratulations are in order. How does it feel to be a newlywed?"
"Wonderful! Listeners, I don't know if you're aware of it, but I recently wed Mike Perkins, my engineer. It's been three glorious months so far."
There was a smattering of applause.
"Joe, I need to confess something. After our last interview, I took your words to heart. I gave Mike a copy of your book, a big kiss, and told him to read it. He did, then we did. Get married I mean. I owe you a debt of thanks."
He grinned.
"Nonsense! I'm sure he would have figured it out eventually. But still, glad I could help."
"Speaking of newlyweds, how's your wife Maria?"
"She and the kids are doing fine, thanks for asking."
Smoothly transitioning into the meat of the interview, she asked him how his new book was doing.
"Oh, it's doing great. It's not as powerful as '500 Annies', but it's still a good read, and it is a bestseller."
"Yes it is, I enjoyed it immensely. Did you know both books are required reading at some colleges?"
"No, I didn't Babs. I know both books got some very nice reviews."
Babs had done her home work.
"Indeed they have. Cosmo, Vanity Fair, Modern Woman, and a host of other female oriented magazines gave them high marks. Cosmo said and I quote: 'These books should be read by anyone who has ever been in or is in a relationship, and that pretty much describes the adult population of the world.', end quote.
"Mens Health, GQ, and most other male oriented magazines echo these sentiments. Oprah raved about them on her network. You were in the running for Times Magazines' Man Of The Year last year. Has this affected you when you go out in public?"
"It did a little at first, but where my family lives now people barely notice. They're a lot more likely to notice my wife and daughters, all very beautiful women. Some people know who I am, but to most I'm just that retired guy who lives in the old Jeffers place. I love it. Sometimes there's an advantage to being average.
"Was writing "Average Joes" easier than your first book?"
"Actually, it was a lot harder, for a variety of reasons. I never intended to write again, I thought I said all I had to say with the first book. 'Average Joes' was my wifes' idea."
Maria went home with my ring on her finger. I was a little apprehensive about the kids' reaction, but they were, to quote Mickey, 'cool with it'.
Cassie and Tina called and asked if it was too soon to start calling me Daddy. I almost choked on my tears and told them it would make me very proud, but check with their mother first. Her response was I might as well get used to it.
The promotional tour was finally over. To paraphrase an English poet, 'I shook the dust of Europe off my shoes', and returned home.
Home was kind of an interesting term. I leased a four bedroom condo in Chicago because Maria didn't want to move the kids out of school before the end of the school year, and refused to actually live with me until the wedding.
My publishers were after me to write another book while the first was still so popular, but I really wasn't interested. I was snuggling with Maria one night, she and the kids spent almost every weekend at our condo, when she asked me if I had considered it.
"Not really. I don't think of myself as that kind of writer. "500 Annies' was actually a fluke, a combination of circumstances that can never be repeated. I don't have the imagination to write fiction, and can't think of anything else that interests me."
"Why don't you write about relationships? You seem to be good at it."
"Already done that, honey, and frankly the thought of having more women tell me their life stories doesn't appeal to me anymore."
"Who said it had to be women? Ever wonder what guys think?"
"Not really, I imagine they all think like me."
She sat up in bed and pulled my face into hers."
"That's where you're so wrong, my love. I've never met a man who thinks like you do. I doubt if you can find one who does. You're one in a million, maybe a billion, and that's probably why I love you so much."
She started kissing me and all thoughts of conversation fled my mind.
But the next evening, when they had all gone back to get ready for school the next day, and I was rattling around in that big condo by myself, I thought about what she said.
What if she was right? After all, my first book taught me I didn't have a clue what women thought, what if I was wrong about the guys.
I met with the publishers, just to kick the idea around. They got so excited it was unreal. The next day they had a contract ready and a very nice advance check. They wanted me to have it done in six months, but I had it amended to a year. I wanted to do it right.
It would still be a lot faster than the first one, but I was experienced now, so it should be easier, right?
Wrong.
The first four interviews had me thinking I had made a serious mistake. Women are for the most part far more articulate than men, and are much more comfortable talking about abstract concepts like relationships.
Men, apparently, are much more closed, less likely to 'share', especially with another guy. I got a lot of 'shit, bro, you know what I mean' when I actually had no clue.
I was complaining to Maria again, and again her insights were dead on.
"They don't open up to you because you are a guy. I bet if a woman did the interviews, you'd get a lot different results."
"Have I told you lately how much I love you? You're a genius."
I was twirling her around the kitchen while the kids laughed.
The next Monday I checked with the publishers and they thought my plan had merit.
Maria was an assistant editor, and did a lot of fact checking and research. She would be perfect.
I went back home for a few days a month to check on my house and see my old friends, but when I walked into Harrys' this time I was on a mission.
I had asked Annie and Chad to meet me there, and asked Harry to have one of his part timers there to watch the bar. We met at Janes' table.
After we exchanged greetings and caught up with each other, I explained what I wanted.
At first they didn't know what to say, but after some more discussion they agreed to do what I asked on a trial basis.
I needed women to do the interviews. They would be my researchers, writers did this all the time. I would listen to them and collate the data, just as before, but with three interviewers it should go much faster.
Of course, they would be paid, and paid well. Anne wanted to protest, but I told her if she didn't take the money, someone else would. She didn't know I knew things were tight for them. Chads' company downsized, and he had to take a reduction in pay just to keep his job. They had two kids in college and could use the money.
"I don't feel comfortable sending you out alone, so I want Chad to accompany you, staying in the background. Of course, he will be compensated for his time. Do them on the weekends, it'll be a lot easier to connect. And you'll have to travel. I've found you don't get as much honesty if they know you."
"Here's a recorder, and a credit card in the name of my corporation. I had incorporated at the urging of my accountant and lawyer. Put everything on it, everything. Meals, lodgings, drinks of coffees you may have to buy. It will go on my expense sheet, and I can deduct it off my taxes. Don't go cheap on me either, the more you spend the bigger the deduction."
I turned to Jane. I was a little worried about her because of her disability, but she would be using her mind and not her body.
"Jane, are you interested? Same deal as Annie, but work it around Harry."
I had already talked to Harry and he thought it was a good idea, and not just for the money, they were doing all right. Funny thing about a bar, when the economy is good, people drink to celebrate, when it's bad, they drink to forget. Either way, the bar makes money.
He wanted to do something to get them both out for awhile, he thought they were stagnating sitting in the bar all day.
We talked for a little, ironing out details. Before I left they wanted to know why I picked them instead of professionals.
"I don't want professionals, I want people with an open mind. Professionals will analyze what they think you want and try to get it for you, you guys won't."
"Bedsides," I said grinning, "You're partly responsible for all this. Think of it as cleaning up a mess you helped make."
I was a little nervous explaining my idea[actually her idea] to her. I did it over lunch at one of her favorite restaurants, a little place I found by accident that specialized in Cuban dishes. She said it reminded her of when she was a child and her Mom would cook the dishes her Dad liked so much. I mentioned how much we liked it in an interview and business picked up tremendously. The owners loved us. Our picture was displayed prominently on their wall, with the owners. I had a hard time paying for meals, and finally told Antonio if he didn't let me pay I wouldn't come back. That scared him enough to back off.
She loved the idea. She would still be employed by the publisher, but I would be paying her salary. The kids loved it too, because when we traveled on the weekends we almost always took them with us.
Things worked out pretty well as far as travel. My agent and lawyer got me a really good price for the movie rights, seems three studios were in a bidding war for them. The winning studio was going to film it in Toronto, it was much cheaper, sadly, than in the U.S., and they hired me as a technical advisor. Mostly it was to assist the screenwriter understand what I was going through and thinking at different times during the writing of the book.
To be honest, I was extremely uncomfortable with my life being made into a movie. Still couldn't understand why anyone thought a guy like me would be interesting.
Anyway, it meant I would be spending at least two months during the summer in Canada, and Maria and the kids were going with me.
Babs interrupted the narrative when he mentioned the movie.
"What did you think of the movie?"
"I thought it was very well done, they didn't deviate much at all from the book, mostly because the screenwriter, a brilliant young man, thought the story was good enough on its' own."
"Did you like the casting?"
"I thought it was brilliant. They deserved the Golden Globe they got. I figured they would Hollywood it up with extremely attractive actors but they didn't. Later I found out there was a lot of infighting to get parts."
"It came down to John C. Riley or William H. Macy to portray me. Either one would have done an excellent job, but what was more important to me was they had that 'everyman' look, not classic Hollywood leading man type. I'm sure either one would have been great, but Mr. Macy was spectacular."
"Amy Adams was a surprise as Annie, it wasn't a very big part, and she is a very attractive woman. They dressed her down a bit, but after all, the original Annie was, and I guess still is, an attractive woman."
Babs started to ask if he had any contact with Annie since she last talked, but thought better of it.
"What did you think of Selma Hyack playing the part of Maria?"
"I loved it, both are very attractive ladies. They actually became friends. You have no idea how surprised I was one day to walk into the house we had leased to find them in the kitchen cooking together, not to mention how blown away the kids were."
He stopped for just a minute.
"I guess what surprised me most of all was the fierce competitions for the cameos of some of my interviews."
"I heard Sally Fields threatened to actually kill people to get the part of Annie 337. Beyonce Knowles surprised me with how good she was as the abused Annie, but the newcomer they got to play Annie 499 surprised everyone with her performance. It led to several very good roles for her later."
Babs interjected once again.
"let me run some numbers by you. It was the top grossing film of the year. It won Golden Globes for casting, screenwriting, best supporting actress for Ms. Hyack, best leading man for Mr. Macy, and a tie for best cameo between Sally Fields and the newcomer Jannie Pruitt."
"At the Oscars, it was nominated for movie of the year, best actor, best supporting actress, screen writing, and casting.
Ms. Hyack won, Mr. Macy was just barely edged out, and the screen writer and the casting directors all won. I understand you and your wife were there."
"Yes, just another episode of unreal happenings in my life. It was funny, Maria was dressed to the nines, and she was stunning. I had on a tux, and didn't look too bad myself, but on the red carpet and at the after party they ignored me and wondered exactly who she was. She was embarrassed, but I thought it was funny."
"I watched the show. She was stunning. How did it feel being one of the presenters?"
"Again it was unreal. I only did it as a favor to the director, and I was really happy when Bill got it for best screenplay based on my book."
"Any plans to make 'Average Joes' into a movie?"
"I don't know. The same studio that did '500 Annies' optioned the movie rights, but I have no idea if they're going to do anything with it."
"Let's hope they do. If it's half as good as the first, it will be well worth watching."
Turning back to the original topic of the actual writing of the book, she asked him what, in his opinion, was the major difference between the writing of the books.
"As I said, this one was a lot harder. Men don't vocalize as well as women. So as I listened to the interviews I tried to hear what wasn't being said. It's kind of funny, while women expect men to read their moods and emotions some times, men seem to think women should actually know they love them. Where the ladies are seeking constant affirmation of their love, men take it for granted they shouldn't have to say anything, because a woman just knows."
He laughed.
"I tell you Babs, if humans didn't have such a high sex drive, we would have disappeared off the face of the planet thousands of years ago."
There was a ripple of laughter from the audience.
"I'd have to agree with you on that one, Joe. I've only been married three months, and already it's like pulling teeth to get him to say he loves me."
She turned and faced the side of the stage, where Mike had his equipment set up, and stuck her tongue out. The stage crew hit him with a light, and he looked like a deer caught in the headlamps of an oncoming car.
"Glad I don't have that problem, I'm happy to say 'I love you' often."
"Whether he'll admit it or not, Babs, we men like to hear it. And I think you just proved your point."
Babs was looking at Joe, and didn't see Mike get up and approach her. He grabbed her head, planted a deep kiss on her, and smiled. Then he took her microphone.
"I love you, Barbara Barnes Perkins, and will until the day I die. There, now it's recorded for posterity."
Babs lost her professional demeanor and blushed, before smiling. Joe was the only one close enough to see the moisture in her eyes.
The crowd roared.
Joe was chuckling as Mike repositioned the microphone.
"Thanks Mike, glad we cleared that up. And Babs, promise me you'll leave that in when you rebroadcast this."
"Are you kidding? I'm gonna have it put on my phone as his personal ringtone."
More laughter.
"Would you like to take a few questions from the audience, Joe?"
"Sure. I always get surprised and sometimes it's fun."
Soon they had a stage hand going through the audience with a wireless mike.
The first question, from a woman roughly his age, was about his marriage.
"I've seen you new wife, she's quite the beauty. Do you ever compare her to Annie?"
He reflected for just a second before answering.
"Wow, so much for easy questions. The answer is no, I don't. It would be an exercise in futility. Annie was quiet the last few years, and was never demonstrative. Maria is vocal, and likes to touch. We're almost never together when we're not holding hands, rubbing shoulders, or brushing up against each other. If she doesn't like something she lets you know pretty quick, and if she does she lets you know even quicker. Usually, I know exactly where I stand with her, whatever's on her mind usually comes out her mouth. I like that, it makes my life easier."
"Annie and I were together in our youth, when Maria and I got married she was just shy of forty eight, and I was fifty four."
"To actually compare them I would have had to have parallel experiences with them, and I didn't. I'm glad actually, the memories I have of Annie, good and bad, can't compare to the memories Maria and I are making."
"Well, damn, I guess I did just compare them."
The woman smiled.
"I remember reading something you said about her being half Cuban and half Irish, both groups known for being temperamental at times, does she have a temper?"
"Yes she does, but luckily I've only experienced it once, and that was enough. We've talked about that episode, and I feel sure it will never be repeated."
After the Christmas break, Maria returned to work. The women almost immediately noticed the ring, and they loved it. The fact that she was in Italy when she got engaged added an extra dimension of romance to the story. Plus, she had announcement put in her hometown paper, and the Sun-Times put it into their celebrity column.
My lawyer didn't find out I was engaged until March, when I stopped by to sign some papers. I told her in a few months I'd probably be changing my will, my family was about to get a whole lot bigger and I wanted to make sure everyone was covered.
Instead of congratulating me, she went ballistic.
"You did what? Why didn't you call me first?"
I couldn't understand her.
"Why should I have called you? Did I need your permission to fall in love?"
"No, damn it, but you went into it naked. Now she's going to expect all sorts of things. Never mind, I'll word the prenup to take care of that."
"Why would I need a prenup? I intend to spend the rest of my life with this woman. If it does goes bad, we'll split up, she'll get fifty percent, and we'll go our separate ways. I can't imagine that happening."
She looked at me coolly.
"I bet you never thought your first wife would leave you after plundering your bank accounts, but she did, didn't she? And if you go into it without a prenup, if she gets a really good lawyer, like for instance me, she could end up with almost everything you've got."
That stung, a lot. I told her I would have to think about it. She did get me to agree to let her do some groundwork, and that I'd get back to her in a timely manner. Which I promtly forgot to do.
She was smiling that shark smile really good lawyers have when I left.
The work on the book was progressing nicely, the girls were averaging about fifteen a week, much faster than when I did it on my own. Both Annie and Jane seemed to be enjoying it, and both confided in me that the weekend travel was a big boost in their love life. I told them to stop before they gave me too much information, I hated to think I was financing mini honeymoons. Jane said she was disappointed, she had several nice videos she wanted to share.
"I can't walk well anymore, but get me horizontal and I can compete with the best of them."
I heard Annie shrieking with laughter when I hung up.
My happy little world crumbled in mid April.
I didn't see Maria Friday, I was told she took a day off. When she and the kids didn't get off the train at the normal time I didn't worry much, sometimes school activities caused them to run late. When the last train came and went I was past worrying. None of them were returning my calls.
Finally, about ten, Tony answered his phone.
"Where are you guys? Nobody's hurt, are they? Why hasn't anybody returned my calls?"
"We're fine, except for Mom. What did you do? She's been crying all day. She only let me answer to tell you not to try to call us for the rest of the weekend, and not to come up. You need to fix this Dad, I've never seen her like this. She said to tell you her lawyer would contact you Monday."
"Lawyer, why would I need to talk to a lawyer? Please son, get her to talk to me."
"We're all trying, Tina and Cassie have been with her all day, and now they're crying. I have to go. Fix it, Dad, please."
How could I fix it if I didn't know what was wrong. I spent a miserable weekend holed up in the condo, the silence mocking me. I didn't go to see her, but I called her cell and home phone until she shut them off.
Monday, I was sitting at my computer, trying to work and failing pitifully, when the phone rang. Hoping it was Maria, I grabbed it on the second ring.
"Mr. Williams?"
It wasn't Maria, damn it.
"Yes, who's calling please?"
"Mr. Williams, this is Rebecca Garza. I'm Marias' cousin, but more importantly I'm her lawyer. We find the terms of your prenup completely unacceptable, and I'd like to set up a meet with your lawyer to discuss it."
"Prenup? What prenup?"
"The prenup your lawyer presented to her Thursday afternoon. Are you telling me you don't know about it?"
"That's exactly what I'm telling you. Can you fax me a copy? Good. I'll get back to you by four this afternoon."
Twenty minutes later I had the fax in my hand.
It was cold. If she cheated, she got nothing. If she passed gas and I didn't like the smell, out she went with nothing. If I decided I didn't want her anymore, I retained title to all wealth and possessions, and she got $1000,000, max. I needed to see my lawyer.
I nearly tore the door off her office when I got there. I threw the fax at her and asked if she was responsible for it. I think she had real fear in her eyes.
"Yes, you told me to look into it. You didn't get back to me, so I assumed you wanted me to handle it."
"You assumed wrong. If I lose her over this, I'll sue you for every silly little thing I can think of. You won't be able to work, you'll be too busy fighting me. As soon as one is over I'll think of something else."
She was definitely frightened now.
"Please Mr. Williams, I'm sure I can fix this. What do you want me to do? Whatever it is, consider it done."
For the next five hours, she listened and wrote notes. I think she wanted to object a few times, but thought better of it.
I told her I expected the finished draft by noon tomorrow, and then I was going to set up a meeting with Maria and her lawyer. She was not to contact Maria or her lawyer until I gave the word.
I called Ms. Garza and set a meeting without Maria or my lawyer. She seemed a bit uneasy.
"Look, if you think it's unethical don't do it. But I really think it's in her best interests to let me meet with you. If at any time you say stop, I'll leave immediately. Please Ms. Garza."
She finally agreed, saying she would have another lawyer present, just in case. I would have agreed to anything.
The next evening found me on the platform of the Grant City station. The memories were quite painful. A sedan pulled up, and a willowy blonde, pretty in a washed out kind of way, called my name.
"Mr Williams? I've come to take you to our office. My name is Whitney, Rebecca and I work together. She's tied up and couldn't come, so I agreed to fetch you."
It was silent in the car for a few minutes, when she suddenly spoke.
"I read your books. I wish they had been around ten years ago, it would have helped me a lot."
"I wish I had too, none of this would be happening now."
She didn't know how to respond so she didn't.
Rebecca reminded me a lot of Maria in mannerism and facial features. Physically though, they were both beautiful in different ways. Rebecca was a lot taller, and built well, not like the earth goddess shape Maria had, but I could imagine a lot of lustful thoughts were directed her way over the years. She wasn't married. I wondered why. Oh, well, not my business. I had my own relationship to save.
After the pleasantries and coffee was poured, I got right to it.
"Ms. Garza, I'll get right to the point. I had no idea my lawyer had presented her with the prenup. In her defense, she was looking out for my interests, but she did this without my permission.
I've corrected that error on her part. I've come up with a new proposal, one I hope your client finds acceptable. But to be clear here, there will be no negotiation. She either accepts it as is, or the marriage is off."
I could see the storm clouds gathering on her brow. I held my hand up as if to ward off her explosion.
"Ms. Garza, before you say anything, please read through the document. All I need out of you tonight is that you will show this to Maria, and that she will come to the meeting. Actually, as you will see in the paperwork, if she doesn't come, the relationship is over."
"I'll wait while you give them a once over, if you think you can get your client to live with that, set the meeting."
I sat quietly while she perused the document. At first her brow wrinkled, and she reread several pages before passing them on to Whitney. By the end she was smiling, and Whitney actually giggled twice. She was far more attractive when she smiled.
Finally she leaned back in her chair and looked at me through those cool eyes.
"Mr. Williams, Mr Williams, you are an incredibly deceptive man. No wonder you surprise everyone you meet. Oh, yes, when I found out who you were I pulled up every interview you ever did. Due diligence you know. The radio interviews were quite good."
She stood to shake my hand.
"I'll do my best to advise my client in the right decision. I'll call your lawyer and set the meeting. Don't be too hard on her, she's quite good, and did have your best interests at heart. I'm surprised she agreed to this."
I let the friendliness slip off my face.
"I didn't give her a choice, Ms. Garza. I threatened to destroy her if she didn't."
She actually flinched. Then she smiled that shark smile.
"Like I said, more to you than meets the eye. I'm glad you didn't decide to become a lawyer. See you soon, Mr. Williams."
Whitney was a lot friendlier on the trip back. She asked for and I promised her autographed copies of my books for her, and surprisingly, her ex husband and his new wife.
"I don't want them to end up like we did."
That must be some interesting history.
When we pulled up to the station, she had one more request.
"Could you please sign two for Rebecca? It might do her some good to read them."
The meeting was set for Friday afternoon. This time the kids met me at the station. They hugged me like I had been gone a year. Cassie couldn't stop crying.
"We thought we lost you, Dad. Please don't let this happen again."
I petted and fussed over her until she calmed down, and then the lawyer and I piled into the minivan for the meeting. The kids weren't allowed in, but swore they would be right outside when it was over.
Tina whispered to me as we got out.
"Please don't be too mean to her, Dad. She'll cry for awhile and smile for awhile. She's still a little shaky."
I promised.
Sara[my lawyer] and I went into the conference room. Rebecca and Maria were on one side, we sat on the other. Whitney was there too, she didn't need to be but told me she wouldn't miss it for the world. We sat without acknowledging each other.
"Mr. Williams" smiled Rebecca, "My client accepts the terms and conditions of the prenup, and promises to honor them faithfully. First, though, I think Ms. Jenkins has something to say."
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I left the city behind me and drove towards the mountains. It was the last week of March and the peaks reflected the snow like a second and third sun so I put down the visor to protect my eyes. The traffic was thick close to the city and there were several trailers behind and in front of me. I had left the kids with my parents and kissed them goodbye. I needed to get away for a few days so I could center myself again. Several things had happened during the previous week. I lost my job, my...
MILFDeAnn's Birthday Trip - Part ThreeWe all boarded the private jet and the pilot and co-pilot came out to welcome us aboard and introduce themselves. Bill and Frank. Very nice looking guys but this trip was strictly a girls party so we all shook hands and said hello, then they went back to the cockpit and fired up the twin jet engines. Eventually we taxied out to the runway and then we were off and away in a rush down the tarmac.Joey came out and asked if we wanted drinks, and everybody did, so...
The phone beside my little writing desk rang, and I picked it up. "Good afternoon Angela. Your guest is just arriving out front. Do you wish to come down to greet him, or have us escort him to the Residence?" It was Hawk's secretary, Harriet, being her usual efficient self. "Thank you for calling. I will be right down." I was ready, previously having written up a list of things for Tom to do to get the trust to operate the way I want it to. When the plague eventually kills me, Hawk and...
I had always had a thing for my wife's sister. Ever since I met her 20 odd years ago, I'd had a crush on Rachel, but as I was in love with her older sister, I just resigned myself to admiring her from afar. I think that perhaps Rachel knew or at least suspected that I was interested in her, and it seemed that the interest was mutual but as I was engaged to and then married to her sister, nothing happened other than our ongoing flirting and joking about sex. Rachel had just split up with her...
IncestAnna was twelve, so she was still too young to be pawned off on anyone. Her mother loved her, but her father ruled the house, and so Anna did the dirty jobs. She had been doing the work of a grown man since she was barely old enough to walk, and it should have made her old and bent, but somehow she grew into a beautiful young girl. "That's something anyway," her father said to her uncle as they sat on stools, drinking vodka and watching Anna haul dung from the barn. "If she were...
She reaches out to him, gently cupping his face between her hands and pulls him in for another kiss. He has kissed mum almost every day of his life, always a brief peck but this is the first time he has ever kissed her as a lover. He delights in her soft, velvety lips, warm and moist, pressed into his. She parts his lips, dipping her tongue into his mouth and exploring it. He kisses her back, his tongue entwining with hers, gently at first, but as the passion grows and he pulls her into him,...
IncestHi everyone this is Ritesh. I am a regular visitor of this site and the authors of this site inspired me to write my experience. About me I am 18 years old average height guy from a small town, with good looks and normal Indian color. And my dick is a good 8 inches long and pretty extra thick. Coming to the story the heroin of my story is my cousin Jaya. Jaya is my cousin. Age 22 she is dam beautiful with a fair complexion and an ultra sexy figure of 32-26-32. The most attractive part of her...
IncestThe Zipper By Aaron Knute (note: "Monsters And Angels" is copyright 1991, Voice of the Beehive. Bugs Bunny is copyright Warner Brothers Studios. Indiana Jones is probably copyright LucasArts. The "Spells 'R' Us" shared universe is copyright Bill Hart. All other distinctive character names and descriptions belong to their respective creators. Thanks for letting me play with your toys, guys; I hope I haven't broken 'em...) (This story is dedicated to the memory of all the...
I went to town and bought the necessary supplies, along with another bottle of wine and some more salad fixings. My main dish was going to be Veal Scaloppini with morel mushrooms and rice. I had not made that for a long while, and it sounded good, not too filling, but always delicious. I bought the veal and beat the hell out of it to make it thin and tender. I was able to make the sauces, as well as the mushrooms, and kept them just barely warm in the oven. I would finish the rest of the meal...
My name is Robert of Nottingham. I was born on the outskirts of The Forest. I was of the Aquitaine lineage, and was living in England. I had been brought there by Lady Eleanor, who was espoused to Henry. Richard was my liege lord, and king. That was a long time ago... I became aware of my unique condition, in my thirty-fourth year. An arrow had pierced my armor. I lay dying in a tent on that lonely battlefield. The king's surgeon had treated me. That is to say, he'd removed the arrow...
What’s your Stay Home POV? If you’re like a lot of motherfuckers, you’ve spent the last year or so working from home or just watching TV all day. It’s been shitty if you’re used to going out, doing things, or interacting with other humans, but hey, at least we’ve all had a lot of extra time for whacking off. I’m sure you know that as well as I do, otherwise you wouldn’t be here and you wouldn’t have the ol’ Fleshlight all lubed up, dripping on the carpet and ruining your security deposit.Do you...
Premium POV Porn SitesThe weeks and months following our birthdays were some of the most exciting for Sally and I. We made love often and we made love in various positions. Sally even started dressing a lot sexier, at my request. She let me choose her clothing from the moment we married however she would not wear many articles I chose outside the privacy of our home. She started wearing clothing I purchased for her, when we had guests. She always dressed "prim and proper" for work and I saw a small change...
Hello everyone, This is Andy,from Mumbai.I’m happily married,working as a system engineer in a leading MNC. The story I’m penning is my own story happened a few days back when I went on a company visit with my junior colleague to Delhi. The heroine of the story is Neha(name changed),a white toned,married woman in my office.She’s 31,staying with family in Delhi. Coming to the story,I was asked to go Delhi for a project meeting as clients got certain queries on our project.As it is indeed a short...
(Sorry about the mix up — wrong story in what I thought was in the right spot. Oops! Silly me!) * The phone on the bedside table trilled impertinently. Michael reached over, annoyed by the unfamiliar terrain of the motel’s anonymous dresser, fumbled around for his specs, put them on, grabbed the phone, looked at the number. Curious. Not only unrecognized, but government, judging from the codes. He sent it to voice mail, took his expensive glasses off and placed them carefully by the iPhone,...
We like to play games. We like to play secret games. We are the only ones who know we are playing the games. The rest of world, the people around us are oblivious to the hidden meanings, the looks, the gestures the illusions. False bravado, saying things that have double meanings, just enough for a stranger or a friend to look askance and wonder. We love making people wonder. 'Are they for real?' 'Did I just hear that?' It started when we discovered BDSM and formed a Master/slave...
The day of the last round of the golf tournament, I located the women I had had sex with and followed them from hole to hole until they finished. The young girl finished twelfth in the field, amazing considering that her heart wasn’t really in the game. The first woman I had been with fared much better, at fourth . Naturally I discovered their names from the leaderboard, but I wasn’t worried because I didn’t think I would be “called upon” to visit any of them again. But the coordinator found...
Oral SexHI friends..I am Rahul from southern part of India.I cant say my exact location for privacy reasons…OK lets come into the story.My mom’s name is latha.She is a college professor who teaches English to students.Her measurements are 40-30-38. she has big boobs which is like watermelons.She is slim hot and sexy modern women who wears all kinds of modern outfit from sarees to jeans t shirts.My dad is business man and he never cared about us.He visits us 3 months once. This story happened a few...
Magic Pantyhose By Paul G. Jutras One warm Friday evening in early summer, Louis sat in his father's lounge chair with a curly blonde wig, purple dress and matching two inch pumps. His pink toe polish looked good through his suntan pantyhose. The tape of Cinderella he was watching was just at the part where the fairy godmother had appeared to start using her magic. Louis let out a sign and glanced out the window at the twinkling stars. "I wish I had my own fairy Godmother."...
As Sophia lay in the bath soaking her mind drifted back to the last thing they did to her, one of the guys had laid on the bed and she had straddled him, slipping his cock into her pussy so that she could ride him, another one had then knelt behind her and she thought he was going to fuck her ass as they had done before, but this time he placed his cock alongside his friends and pushed into her pussy as well. Sophia could not believe the feeling as two hard cocks worked in unison to fuck her...
Hi…… Mera naam akshay h or m rajasthan ka rhne wala hu. Mujhe pyar s sb akki khte hain. Meri height 5’10” h jo ki m 12th class m hi ho gya tha. Jisse m bilkul ptla dikhta tha to maine hamari coloni ka akhada join kr liya. Mere phlwan guru khte the chehra chhod sharir bna ladkiyaan aur bhabhian khinchi aa jayengi. To m lg gya or ek saal m shandaar body bna li. Mera rang gehuan h aur m average handsome ldka hun. Bhagwaan ki kripa h ki jb s maine phli choot mari tb se abhi tk koi tota nhi pda....
We found each other over the computer, things moved pretty quickly from a few emails to texting and then phone sex and then finally meeting the first time all happened within two weeks. We were hot for each other and couldn’t take not being able to handle one another. One night he had called and asked for me to come over because he was so horny and couldn’t stop thinking of me. I went, as I got closer the anticipation kept growing. I got there and no lights were on I knocked on the door he...
The Game by Michele Nylons Chapter One - The Quizmaster 21 September 2007 David was feeding the baby when Marie came through the door; she was glowing from her morning run. "Look, mommy is home," he cooed to his daughter who was just shy of her first birthday. Marie leaned back against the breakfast bar, stretching. Her Lycra tights and shirt clung to her body, emphasising the curves and crevices of her lithe frame. David leered at his wife's groin and breasts,...
As much as I love to get my pussy fucked, I adore getting screwed in the ass by my lover. The feeling of a stiff ten inches up my chute makes me perk, my asshole twitches and my mouth waters. My husband wouldn’t ever do that to me, so I had to find someone who would. I found David, the older brother of a friend of mine. I live with my husband and daughters in Northern Georgia; David lives in North Carolina and loves camping in the mountains. Actually, it started quite by accident. David...
Her father died a week later without waking up. John insisted that he knew she had visited him but she suspected that he was trying to make her feel better. Alex was there for her the whole time. He provided support and comfort without asking for anything back. She had to admit that she needed a baby-sitter and Alex had applied for the job. The funeral was the worst part. Everybody was looking at her as if she was an alien but they didn't speak to her. Her aunts stared at Alex trying to...
Sitting in my hotel room I contemplated my next moves. I had originally believed that Brenda had only violated me one time. I even believed that she may have been coerced into participating by the others but if I was to believe Brian, and I did, Brenda wasn't any better than Major Mitchell. The more I thought about it, the more I realized that Brenda was worse than Major Mitchell. She had pretended to be my friend and I trusted her. How was I going to repay her for her kindness? I spent two...
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I kept us in position with the trolling motor while we waited for the fireworks to begin. The water of the northwest Arkansas lake was shimmering with the red, green, and white running lights of the hundreds of other boats waiting too. Meg sat on my lap as I was at the helm of the fishing boat. She wasn’t simply sitting though; she was anchored by the seven inches of hard manhood buried between her legs. In the dark you might guess that was the situation but you couldn’t be sure. My wife Rita...
Rachel stood to attention in the general's office. She had no choice she was still tied at the ankles and knees the binds behind her back holding her wrists. She had the gag and tape still over her mouth and she was totally exhausted. The general sat relaxing in his chair smoking a fine cigar. Rachel felt like her knees would buckle and she nearly went over on her ankle before managing to remain upright and to attention. The general had enjoyed her ass even more than looking into those baby...
My sex life mostly consists of sucking Sam off on a Sunday morning. We do fool around a little first. We kiss and Sam feels up my boobies a little and fingers me a bit, but it always ends up with me sucking him off. That’s what he wants and I thought that, as his wife, it was my duty to fulfil his desires. My own desires didn’t come into it because for lots of years, I literally didn’t have any. I’d never allowed that side of my nature to develop and thought that sex was something for men to...
Wife LoversThe following morning I was up early and went in to take a shower. When I looked at my face in the mirror I had to smile. The results of eating my mother were still evident I reluctantly washed my face, shaved, and then took a shower. When I came downstairs my mother was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee. She looked up and smiled. "My, but you're up early," she said. "I know. I couldn't bear to be away from you any longer," I said and laughed. I'm not sure she knew how true...
"I just killed my own husband because he was threatening to kill our son," their mother explained to the policeman. He thanked her and left. "What were you thinking sleeping together - much less in our bed?" "I guess we weren't thinking, Mom," Steven said. "How long has this 'love' of yours been going on?" "Less than four days - we've been safe," Julie said still in tears. "What did you tell the cops, Mom?" Steven asked. "That my husband was threatening to kill my son,...
I only ask that you review my story and provide comments and feedback. --- The following morning, Carol and I packed for our two week honeymoon in a beautiful tropical island. I was somewhat worried about my chastity belt setting off the metal detector when I went through airport security. But Carol, the consummate planner had a solution at hand. She removed my metal key lock and replaced it with a plastic numbered lock. The only way to get the lock off would be to break the seal....
In another one of our European adventures, Candy Alexa has been hired by Amirah Adara to conduct a friendly game of black jack with Prince and Jax. It’s the Crew versus The House, and Candy’s dealing! There’s only one problem: Candy doesn’t know how to play black jack. In fact, Candy doesn’t know how to play a single card game. But she does know how to suck and fuck! So what starts out in the European underground gambling room turns into hot, hot action back at...
xmoviesforyouJuly 5th 2021 Rachel stayed over at the house enjoying her two extra days off from the holiday. The girls were late this morning getting dressed. I wondered if they decided to play some more. I was wrong in my assumption. They were on the stairs whispering. “Breakfast is ready. Come and eat.” I called out to see what would happen. I was in for a surprise today. Rachel led the way with her arm across her breasts with Cat trying to hide behind her lover. A thin silver O-ring centered under...
I woke up with a big smile on my face. My thoughts returned to last night, and the incredible time I had with my boss Karen. I never could have imagined I would have done that with another woman. I felt my pussy growing moist as I thought about Karen licking my pussy. As I ran my hands down my stomach, and over my pussy, I looked at the clock. I jumped up when I realized I was late for work. I quickly got dressed, and ran out the door. I made it to work just 10 minutes late. I got to my desk...
LesbianNOTE: This is my first story, so I hope its good. Please send feedback! I need to know how i'm doing. Rebecca woke up drowsily one morning, rubbing her eyes, getting accustomed to her dim surroundings. She was laying in her queen-sized bed, nude as she always slept in summer. She glanced over at her open closet, and saw that her mother had finished the laundry and put the basket outside her walk-in closet. She rose, not putting any clothes on as she habitually did. Picking up a uniform blouse...
Introduction: This is a fiction story. Here one couple they loved and married without knowing their parents. Their life goes happily. But one day their life change by one incident. That wife was gang bang by his husband’s relative when his husband not in home. Let us see in the story. Characters of the story: One old age person and other five youngsters.And one young newly married women. Name of the characters in the story Rajesh Geetha heroine of the...
"It's just as hot as they said it was gonna be" the teenager with the longer lighter blonde hair said as she skimmed the debris from the pool's surface. For Michelle it was like having a front row seat to the show she'd enjoyed from her bathroom window yesterday and elicited the same reaction—the flutter in her belly and a rising warmth that had nothing to do with the sun. In a large tree near the property line she noticed a caterpillar spinning itself into a cocoon. The sun glinted off...
As a teenager, I had an aunt, Karen, who was in her late 30s, brown hair, curvy figure and big boobs with great curvy legs too. One of my friends, Ricky, fancied her too and would often tell me how much he loved her legs and wanted to fuck her.She kept her washing basket in the bathroom, so whenever I was in her house, which was at least twice a week, I'd have a rummage and try on her used tights, my young cock straining against the black nylon, or sniff her panties, breathing in the delicious...
Who’s better? My wife or me?I was out with my wife on a Friday night, in the days when we were allowed out! The drinks were flowing and we got talking to 2 younger fit guys. We were all getting along well, so when closing time came along, I suggested that they came back to our house so we could continue drinking. Despite being a little d*unk, it hadn’t slipped my attention that my wife was flirting with both guys, touching her hair and leaning into them at every opportunity. I’d also noticed...
hello guys, i m pranay rao. mai aap ko 1 story batane ja raha hoo. hope u’ll like it and enjoy a lot. to story tab ki hai jab mai 12th standard me padhta tha. mere papa ki transfer ki wajhase hme new town shift hona padha tha aur naye sahar me mai first time junier college jane wala tha. pahle din hi college ka mahol dekh k mai bahut khush ho gaya. khas karke itne sare mal mal ladke aur ladkiya. (i m bisexual so i like both). lekin mai waha kisi jo janta nhi tha to sidha class me gaya aur piche...
I woke up early, around 4 am, my cock still hard from the talk that we had had the night before. About you, wanting to break in the new house, as you kissed and licked my neck, causing chills to flow up and down my body, as my cock grew hard against my sweatpants. I shook my head at the memory as I carefully walked around the bed and gave you a light kiss on your forehead, as you rolled over in bed with a groan. My movement stopped, just slightly over your face as you got situated with all the...
Elsa Jean’s step brother keeps spying on her and jerking off. This particular day, she decided to flip the script on her. When she caught him beating off to her showering, she decided to give him an offer that he couldn’t refuse. He stopped masturbating to her and did something about his urges. Elsa dragged him to her bedroom, where her step brother fucked her pussy in several different positions all over her bedroom before busting a load all over her. Elsa Jean is one horny ass chick and one...
xmoviesforyouAll AloneIt was one of those cold winter evenings and I was alone, Rob was away for 2 weeks on business, I missed him so much. I grabbed a TV dinner and a glass of wine and curled up on the settee, there was this travel programme on TV, it was about Jamaica, white fine sands, swaying palms and a turquoise blue sea, what I would give to be there now! I was lying on the beach at Sandals Royal Caribbean Resort, the warmth of the sun caressing my body, the sound of the waves kissing the soft sand,...
College sesh kore tokkhon chakri khujchhi. Jekhane ekta asha dekhchhi sekhanei dhu marchhi. Bangalore e akta chakrir khobor pelam. Application kore interview er dak o pelam. Asubidha hobe na, amar ak dur somporker mashi okhane thake. Bejay borolok tara. Mashir ak chhele, ar ak meye. birat bari ar sahebi kayda-kanoon niye thake…. Etai ja ektu voy er. khub gorib na hole o oto takar agun er sathe manate parbo kina, eniye akta didha chhilo mon e. Mashir chhele, mane sourav da usa te managment niye...
"I'm sorry," said Mandy for possibly the fifth or sixth time. She wasn't talking about having just been fucked. She was referring to her yelled comment about Karen not knocking. Jack was dressed again and sitting, head in his hands at the kitchen table. Mandy had on her robe, as did Bob, who had responded to Karen's agonized cry still naked. "Sorry doesn't cut it," said Bob. "We saw you," moaned Mandy. "Karen cried out and Jack thought she was hurt and the door was a little bit...
The tears of LoveByClara HighPart One The heavy steel doors slid with deaf strong impact over their stop breaks. The massive steel locks fell in their places. They were locked. Sudden push due to which many man lost their balance and fell over their comrades showed that train moved forward. The train car was totally enclosed. There were no windows, no holes and openings leading directly to the outside environment. The men were seeing in the twilight that even the climatic installations...
Introduction: Bridget and Dewayne were vacationing to put the spark back in their marriage. The phone woke up Bridget and Dewayne. It was the wake-up call they requested. They wanted to eat the complimentary breakfast even if it meant not getting a full 8 hours on the first night of their weeks vacation. They could always go back to bed. Hurriedly they put on their clothes and walked downstairs and across the parking lot to the main lobby. In the breakfast room they noticed another couple in...
We settled into a domestic routine. The girls doted on Leah, especially as she got closer. The baby was due in two weeks, and Dorian was due back in five days, his contract done. Leah had gotten a local doctor, and had her bag packed, ready to go, just in case. Her scream woke us up in the middle of the night. Her water had broke, and it was time. The girls rushed around like maniacs, while I stood there bewildered. "It isn't time yet," I said, trying to process everything. "The baby...