Pass the Pussy III
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Corvus managed to gather his inner circle in his rooms just before his motorcade to the elevation ceremony was about to leave. Once they'd all arrived, he said, "Senator Rufius has requested I provide him with an appropriate escort for the wedding tonight. It's in seven hours. I need ideas."
"He's not going with Widow Iunius?" Dorsuo asked.
Corvus shook his head. "I'm going with Widow Iunius. It's been planned for weeks, but that apparently gives him the right to demand I find him someone else to go with."
"That's a pretty archaic rule," Fusa pointed out. "And when it's invoked, it's usually well in advance. If he only asked this morning, can we refuse for either of those reasons?"
"We'd be within our right, but he almost certainly expects us to refuse," said Lanatus. "He'll use it against us later."
"I could go with him," Aquilina said. All the heads in the room turned to her. She laughed. "What? I've got good family connections to the senate and he can't afford to piss my father off. It'll be fun. I might even get to spy on him a little."
"I doubt he's going to say anything useful to my media communications director," said Corvus.
"You would be surprised." Aquilina gave a little smirk.
Corvus looked to Lanatus. "Do we have any other options? Who else could we ask?"
Lanatus sighed. "I'd have to look to see who's not already coming. There won't be a lot."
"There won't be anybody," said Fusa. "Come on. Anybody highly-ranked enough to be coming is already coming. Bassa Tuccius delayed her divorce proceedings so she could come with her husband instead of staying home with her lover."
"That's only a rumor," warned Lanatus.
Corvus sighed and raised his hands before Fusa could argue. "Fine. Point made." He gestured to the group. "You three go on ahead, find seats and hold one for Aquilina, please."
As soon as the other three filed out, Aquilina said, "I'm not planning to sleep with him."
"I would hope not. If women had any sense about those things, he'd be the end of his line."
Aquilina laughed and placed a kiss on his cheek. "Don't be jealous, Corvus. I promise you. I find him thoroughly repugnant. Sometimes it's fun to toy with a man you can't stand, though."
Corvus sighed. "I wasn't actually worrying you would sleep with Atellus Rufius as much as I was worrying that the Widow Iunius had already suggested you as a suitable escort for him."
Aquilina smirked. "She's been doing research on me."
"Apparently so. But I can assure you she didn't suggest it out of any love for you. She thought there was a chance you would hate me for asking."
"Then her research isn't as good as she thinks." Aquilina put her arms around his neck. "I would have been flattered if you'd just asked directly and I'm flattered that you tried to protect me from her machinations. Either way, her suggestion backfired." She curved her hands up behind Corvus's head and leaned in to kiss him.
Corvus placed his hand on her shoulder to stop her. "Aquilina, I'm sorry. She and I ... we've agreed that she's going to be my mistress."
Aquilina nodded. "I assumed she was the one you waited too long for. Brilliant job of scuttling her date with Senator Buzzkill, by the way."
Corvus laughed. "I ... it didn't go at all how I expected."
Aquilina tilted her head. "It worked. She's going to be your mistress and not his wife. I don't need to be a spin doctor to call it a brilliant job."
Her hands were still around his head, stroking his hair. Corvus said. "You're not upset?"
"About what? I told you. I don't want to be your mistress."
"But I'm going to have one," Corvus pointed out. When she continued to wait for more, he added. "And she doesn't like you very much."
"So, don't put an exclusionary clause in your contract with her." Aquilina shrugged. "Even if you have to in the end, those contracts take months to iron out. You and I could well be tired of each other by then."
"Months?" Corvus had assumed the contract was more of a formality.
Aquilina nodded. "Sometimes. That's half of why I skip that part and only take lovers as I see fit. A lot of relationships don't last as long as the contract negotiations."
Quad knocked on the door and immediately stuck his head into the room. "The motorcade's just waiting on you, sir."
Corvus had only ever seen the inside of the New Temple of Jupiter Optimus Maximus on TV. When he was actually inside, staring up, it turned out to be much larger than he'd gotten any sense of. A domed ceiling soared high enough that it seemed there should be birds flapping around and building nests in the eaves, but apparently the birds didn't dare.
The ceiling was divided into eight wedges and each wedge was painted with an images of Jupiter - Jupiter flinging lightning bolts from his chariot, Jupiter on his throne, Jupiter alone, Jupiter with his children. Nowhere did Corvus see Jupiter with his stern, frequently disapproving wife Hera, but Hera had never been popular in New Rome, so it didn't surprise Corvus that she'd been excised from the family pictures. Curiously, in nearly every picture, Jupiter was showing an inappropriate amount of bare skin for the situation. Even on his throne, one side of his toga had fallen down revealing one pectoral and a pale pink nipple.
Overall, the general theme of the temple seemed to be gold. The pictures on the ceiling were lined with gold leaf, the blank places between them painted gold. The pillars that held up the roof were painted gold. A rotunda ran just below the dome and was lined with massive bas relief golden eagles, wings outstretched and touching tip to tip.
Each eagle was at least as large as three men standing side by side with their arms spread wide and certainly weighed tons. It was taught that Emperor Pontus was eventually assassinated for bankrupting the Roman imperium, but his attempt to sell those very same eagles in order to pay the imperial debt had been the tipping point.
Along with the ancient majesty were some decidedly modern touches. When Corvus walked in, a sound crew was testing its equipment for the coming ceremony and a giant TV screen worthy of a major sports stadium was mounted on either side of the altar.
As imposing as the temple was, it wasn't as startling as walking out of his dressing room into the vomitorium at the back of the temple and catching his mother doing what she was doing only minutes before her own elevation.
She didn't seem to notice him, so he said clearly. "What on Earth are you doing?"
Lucretia didn't look up. "I'm kneeling at an altar rail with my hands clasped in front of me and my head bowed, dear. I was hoping your grasp of the obvious hadn't withered and died in the shadow of your towering cleverness. You should join me."
"Why?" Corvus was genuinely baffled. "I don't believe in the gods and neither do you. Why would either of us be praying at a time like this?"
Lucretia sighed. "Because in a few short minutes, we will be broadcast across the empire not just on television, but in several hundred movie theaters and on those two giant monitors in the temple proper. On close ups, our faces will be forty feet high. The slightest smirk or sneer or any other hint that we are capable of irony in this moment will instantly be blown up and distributed to the whole of the empire. So, I am trying to wrap myself in a shroud of solemnity that will deflect the twin demons of snark and sarcasm if they come looking for me."
Corvus sighed and knelt next to her. "This place is so imposing, I don't think it would have occurred to me to smirk if you hadn't put the idea in my head."
"Better to think of it now than to have it hit you halfway up the aisle."
Corvus clasped his hands in front of him. "I don't know if pretending to pray is going to help me avoid ironic thoughts. It will probably do just the opposite." He glanced over at her. "You are still an atheist. Aren't you?"
Lucretia sighed. "In this moment, I'm an ecumenical pessimist. I only believe in the gods that are out to get me."
Corvus shifted and the two golden clasp-plates holding his cloak together clanked. He'd been weighed down with tens of thousands of denarii worth of jewelry - rings and chains and clasps and pins, not to mention that he was wearing a cloak, which made him feel like he was six years old again and playing ancient centurion with his cousins. Every part of his costume had some meaning going back hundreds or thousands of years. He smirked, feeling like a display stand at a high-end jewelers, then blanched to realize he'd done it.
He'd seen plenty of elevations on TV and heard the talk afterwards. Even when the Oracle Corporation raised an esteemed engineer to the aristocracy as they were permitted to do once a year, the newly-elevated patrician was an instant celebrity at least for a week or two and if there was nothing else to talk about, people would talk about their comportment during the elevation.
He looked over at Lucretia. As weighed-down as he was, his mother had it worse. The golden strands and gems alone must have taken hours to weave into her hair. Her toga was far more ornate than his, her rings more numerous, the chains hung with large gemstones. Her cloak, worn straight back was clasped with a pair of black and gold lacquered eagles, wings outstretched towards each other.
"I like your eagles."
Lucretia smirked. "Shut up, Corvus."
"You look like an empress."
That got an unflattering snort. "I swear, if you make me laugh on imperial television, I won't send assassins. I'll kill you myself." The words were harsh, but she was grinning too broadly for Corvus take entirely seriously.
"The intruder last night wasn't from you, then?" he asked.
"He got caught. He wasn't from me." Lucretia sighed. "And believe it or not, I like to think I'd scruple at assassinating a member of my own household. We all have our limits."
"Not everybody on the estate is a member of our household," Corvus pointed out.
"I wouldn't assassinate a guest either," said Lucretia sharply. She looked sad. "Have we really come to this already - suspecting each other of sending assassins?"
Corvus shook his head and kissed her cheek. "No, mother. It was a poor jest." He sighed. "If this ceremony is just a formality, why am I freaking out right now?"
"Because every stone, every beam, every window and bench and gold-plated geegaw in this place is designed to freak us out, Corvus." Lucretia nodded and her face went from animated to serene. "They hold the elevations here to remind us that we we're being given a gift, but that we don't really deserve it and shouldn't get ideas above our true station. We don't belong and what we've been given so easily can be taken away just as easily. I am ... not immune to this temple's peculiar glamour, but I don't intend to bend to it..."
Corvus nodded, stilling his own face. "No one's taking it away from me easily."
Lucretia smiled. "That's my boy."
And then the attendants came for them. Someone was intoning in Old Latin and the words echoed through the temple's hundreds of amps and speakers. Corvus didn't try to translate, just let the words wash over him as he walked in stately fashion up the long aisle. Lucretia walked at his side. The three rows of attendants that preceded them into the sanctum dressed in cloth-of-gold seemed to be there for no other purpose than to make sure they didn't walk too fast. The three rows behind them seemed to be even less useful, existing only to create a visual symmetry for the cameras that filmed them from above.
Corvus didn't look up, but could feel the massive eagles glaring down at him, threatening to sweep down and crush him. Before that thought could raise a dangerous facial expression, he turned his thoughts to Labeo Vitellius and his conversation with Lucretia. He'd spoken true. He really did believe that Lucretia had a moral compass and lines she wouldn't cross. As manipulative as she was, she'd never pushed him to act against his own interest or made any real distinction between his best interests and her own.
He didn't believe his mother would have him killed. In fact, he was pretty sure Lucretia would only have someone killed if she were under extreme duress and her family in jeopardy. Assassination just wasn't her style - not even using the senate as her tool, certainly not for something as trivial as money or position.
If Gaius Gallicus had murdered Labeo Vitellius, he'd done it without Lucretia's help. Corvus couldn't lay out a clear, unsentimental, logical path that led him to that conclusion yet, but as the High Priest Jovian intoned in Old Latin about gods and sacred duties, Corvus realized that this was his faith. He would risk dying to knives in the night before he'd believe his mother might send them.
He realized something else, too. The reason the priest was speaking Old Latin was so that the sophisticated, powerful people gathered her today could choose not to understand it.
Corvus had pieced together enough of the sentences to realize that what the man was saying was absurd - gods turning into animals and impregnating women, people turned into animals or inanimate objects, Father Jove carrying around lightning bolts in his hands without wearing protective gloves. If people had bothered to translate, they would have to be giggling or at least squirming at the absurdity of it.
Before learning about the inner lives of slaves, Corvus had known very few people who actually believed in the gods, but he knew that when a true believer got on the subject, everyone around them got uncomfortable. People generally didn't say anything because there was nothing more useless than arguing with crazy, but they generally either tried to change the subject or get out of the area the first chance they got.
The thought might have made him smirk, but because he was again thinking politically, he was more interested in the question of what all this was for. It couldn't all be for nothing. The prayers, the giant gold eagles, the attendants in cloth-of-gold, they meant something. The New Temple of Jupiter Optimus Maximus was one of the few that didn't supplement their income by breeding slaves. If they did, the slaves would probably turn out a lot like Malcolm and no one wanted creches full of little Malcolms. The thought alone gave Corvus a little shiver of distress.
The Temples Jovian served two purposes. Their priests often served as political advisors and the temples themselves were used for patrician ceremonies -- weddings, graduations, elevations, funerals. Jupiter Optimus Maximus was reserved for the richest, most influential families and even then often found excuses not to accommodate them. As a perfect example, Corvus and Lucretia were apparently good enough to be elevated here this morning, but Lucretia and Gaius weren't good enough to be married here in the evening. The priests who'd made the decision hadn't said that of course. They'd only said the wedding was "too controversial."
The people sitting on the high-backed benches to either side of Corvus and his mother didn't look at them like they were controversial. They looked at the pair with affection and what could only be described as "reverence" as much as Corvus might want to find another word for it. They didn't look like people who would reject them, but they had. They'd paid for this temple with their donations and their tax dollars. Some of them might have even had a hand in the decision to block the wedding.
Corvus could be angry and, in a dim way that didn't really touch his thoughts, he was. But he was more interested in why these people - some of the most highly-placed in Roman society were willing to pay for all this - for the gold and the land and the twelve useless attendants. He didn't know the answer, but he knew it was a key to understanding New Roman society.
As he was finally reaching the altar, Corvus caught one face in the crowd. A young man standing next to General Agricola had his hand across his mouth, obviously trying to look like he was being thoughtful and contemplative and just as obviously trying not to laugh at all of it. Corvus had to look away quickly or he would certainly have joined in.
Maybe that was another lesson. It only took one person to make this sort of thing funny.
At the altar, he knelt before the High Priest Jovian. The old man looked like a grandfather or a favorite uncle - bearded and sporting a shoulder-length white hair like he was emulating Father Jove himself.
At least he'd kept his clothes on, Corvus thought and quickly had to raise his hand to his mouth to feign a cough. He lowered his eyes to the rich, red carpet, resolutely not looking at the High Priest Jovian and forced himself to think serious thoughts -- intruders, assassinations, plots and counterplots. It worked well enough that he managed to keep a straight face even after he heard the priest ask his mother to swear on her uterus to be loyal to New Rome.
When it was his turn and the priest repeated the same oath for him to recite, replacing the Old Latin word for 'uterus' with the one for 'testicles, ' he allowed himself a small smile before continuing and there was a chuckle from around the temple as they watched him on the massive screens over his head.
"Corvus Gallicus is still a childish little boy who laughs at mentions of his own testicles," his detractors would say. He would have defenders as well, but it was the detractors who were important. He didn't want anyone already inclined to underestimate him to see his elevation and think that maybe he really was a patrician after all. He was an uncouth plebeian and he wanted anyone believing that to have a handle to hold onto that belief with - like his laughing at dick jokes on imperial television.
Besides, it was funny.
He repeated the priest's words, swearing to accept the burden of aristocracy and the added responsibilities of being a patrician of New Rome. He swore loyalty to the Senate and to a long list of gods - gods he'd never heard the names of before. He hadn't realized how many gods he'd been disbelieving in until he had to swear fealty to each of them one at a time.
And then it was over. The High Priest Jovian lowered another heavy golden chain around Corvus's neck, this one with an equally heavy medallion inscribed with a replica of the image of what Corvus was starting to think of Jupiter Pectoral - the father of the gods on his throne in his peek-a-boo toga. People seemed to be really obsessed with deity nipples.
Corvus kept his straight face all the way back down the aisle. The priest said a final prayer as they stepped farther and farther away from him, their pace set by attendants front and back. Halfway through their exit, the priest ran out of words and music swelled around them, so heavy on the low harmonics that it made Corvus's teeth ache and he was surprised to find that his nose was not in fact bleeding when he got back to the vomitorium - the name of which also made him smirk.
But when he made to take off some of the heavy jewelry, Lucretia stopped him. "Keep it all on for now. We need to do press on the way home."
Corvus groaned, but Lucretia gave him a stern look and held up a handful of her gilded and bejeweled hair. "Do not groan. Do you have any idea how much of my prep time today is going to be wasted getting this out?"
"How are we doing press on the way home, mother?" Corvus groused, but he left the jewelry on.
"There are hundreds of reporters waiting between us and our cars. It's traditional for youl to grab one out of the crowd for an exclusive and let her ride with you to the estate and ask you questions."
"Her?" Corvus raised an eyebrow.
"Yes. Whoever you pick, there are going to be rumors that you're romantically linked. There always are. And we don't need any of the sort of rumor that will come if you pick a man."
Corvus shook his head. "Why don't I know any of this yet?"
Lucretia shrugged, gold, lacquer, and enamel clacking together. "I thought your media relations director was briefing you on all this. You've been spending an awful lot of time together."
Corvus lowered his eyes and Lucretia rolled hers. "For Elysium's sake, Corvus. You might want to slow down a little. You're going to run out of available bed partners if you go through them too fast."
He was saved from having to comment by a twin line of centurions in gold-colored uniforms and holding archaic pikes entering in neat precision, making a sharp turn and marching in place before the double doors leading out. Lucretia strode between them and gestured to Corvus. "Let's go."
As Corvus stepped up to her side, she added quietly, "And do try not to have sex with anyone new before the wedding at least."
"I will try, mother," Corvus intoned. "I swear on my testicles."
Lucretia laughed.
"What was going through your mind when the High Priest Jovian lowered the medallion over your head?"
Corvus closed his eyes and nodded. Choosing a reporter to ride with him back to the estate had proved easy. On the day his elevation had been announced, he'd been struck by the beauty of a pretty young woman with sloe eyes, high cheekbones, and reddish-brown skin. He hadn't known her name at the time, but he knew it now. When the crowd of reporters surged against their honor guard, shouting questions, he'd spotted her again and called out, "Fibria Fabius, why don't you join me?" Fimbria had shoved through the crowd and been allowed to pass through by the centurions.
Still, being asked inane questions by a pretty young woman wasn't qualitatively different from being asked them by a withered hag. Corvus still needed to come up with a steady stream of bullshit to feed her. He wished he had Aquilina whispering in his ear.
Considering he'd been thinking about nipple-fixated painters and engravers, Corvus was glad to come up with, "I was thinking about the awesome responsibility patricians have to all the people of New Rome from the lowest to the most high. And I was wondering just how heavy that medal was. I'm wearing a lot of history here."
Fibria laughed and flipped through her notebook. "We have that here. The medallion is one point four pounds of solid gold."
"And the chain?"
"Point eight pounds."
Corvus nodded and fingered the metal. "They feel heavier. I don't think the scales capture the weight of tradition in this." Even though Fibria only had a voice recorder, he made sure to give her his best solemn face.
Fimbria nodded and wrote something down. Corvus looked thoughtful for a minute. He wasn't sure how many questions he could answer like that with the fine quality of nonsense expected by the imperial media and decided to go off script. "Does it say there how much this cost to make?"
Fimbria looked startled, but she flipped through her notebook and found the number. "All told, four thousand, two hundred thirty denarii."
Corvus nodded. "Something else I was thinking as he lowered the medal around my neck is how much we as an empire spend on tradition and symbols and medals that might be used to address some of the terrible needs facing our people. I understand it's important to express our loyalty to New Rome and to Jupiter and the other gods, but this is just a symbol." He let that hang in the air for a few seconds before adding. "One I'm keeping of course. I might need it in order to prove I'm a patrician one day."
Fibria laughed and covered her mouth. Corvus gave her a mischievous wink and watched her mouth. As soon as she drew in a breath for a follow-up question, he added, "But I am going to donate its cost to opening a literacy center in the Brightness. That should get it started and I'm hoping I can convince Senator Petronius to encourage the Senate to pony up at least as much."
"That's ... incredibly generous," said Fimbria, momentarily at a loss.
"It's not, actually," said Corvus. "It's what I should be doing. Did you understand what the High Priest was saying in there?"
"Some of it," admitted Fimbria. "I didn't take Old Latin in school."
"I mostly know it from reading," said Corvus. "But it was generally about our responsibility to New Rome, but New Rome is a lot of things. It's a torch of truth against the darkness of ignorance and superstition. It's the pinnacle of civilization in a benighted world. It's a fulfillment of the promise made by Caesar Mauritius and Caesar Briannus Metallicus when they fled the old world chased by visions of an emperor gone mad with his own power and a thousand years of darkness. But it's also something much more real. It's New Romans - all New Romans, not just the ones in my family or my household or even my social circle. If we're responsible to New Rome, we're responsible to New Romans."
Fimbria continued to stare at Corvus for a few seconds to make sure he was done before she turned off her voice recorder and leaned forward. "Are you sure you want to be saying all this to me? You know I work for a gossip rag. Right?"
Corvus shook his head. "Not after today. You can take that tape to any outlet you want and get a job with it - unless you like working gossip."
Fimbria barely hesitated before shaking her head, extending the recorder and starting it again. "Do you think your having grown up a plebeian makes you more sensitive to these issues than other patricians?"
"Maybe, but I don't want to give the wrong idea," said Corvus. "I grew up in a solidly middle-class household. I know how to read. I have an education. I had a lot of advantages that many plebeians don't get. I just think that, as an empire, we're at our greatest when we seek to create real opportunities for as many people as possible. Something like literacy doesn't cost the empire a lot and pays for itself a hundred times over in a more informed, logical plebiscite capable of finding better, better-paying jobs."
Fimbria asked a few more questions and tried to wrap up when they reached the estate, but Corvus gestured to her. "Do you want to come inside?"
Fimbria very much wanted to come inside, but she turned off the recorder again. "You know people are going to assume we're sleeping together. Right?"
Corvus shrugged. "That would only help enhance my reputation, I think. What about you?"
Fimbria shook her head. "It was a done deal as soon as you called my name, which I do thank you for - even if I have no idea how you even know who I am."
Corvus laughed. "Actually, you interviewed me when the news of my elevation first hit. I thought you were the prettiest girl who'd ever talked to me."
"Oh..." said Fimbria. "Are we going to have sex then?"
Corvus shook his head. "I just had more to say. And I did promise my mother I wouldn't sleep with anybody new before the wedding at least."
"Fair enough." Fimbria followed him out of the car. "But you do want something from me. Right? You wouldn't have called my name if you didn't have anything in mind."
Corvus nodded. "I wanted to do you a favor."
"So, I owe you for this?"
Corvus shook his head. "No. There's no better way to make enemies than to have people feel beholden to you. I may be a patrician, but I'm also eighteen years old and male. Even if I don't expect anything in return, I still have a biological urge to do favors for pretty girls."
Fimbria laughed. She had to take three steps for every two of Corvus's, but he was still weighed down with responsibility, history, and about sixty pounds of metal, so she managed to keep up. "You know the NAMOC is probably going to cut most of this interview. Right?"
"Let me worry about that," said Corvus. "I'm going to get myself into some political debt to make sure it goes out."
"Another favor for a pretty girl?" Fimbria asked.
Corvus shook his head. "This is all for me. The whole plebesite knows that interview happened and they'll be waiting for it. This may be the only chance I get to address them all at once for a while. You don't owe me anything for the interview, but you really don't owe me anything for making sure it gets on the air."
Fimbria tilted her head. "All right. In that case, can I ask a favor - one I really would owe you for?"
"Sure. What do you need?" Corvus asked.
"Can you get the media ban on the execution of Labeo Vitellius lifted? I know a lot of people who are dying to cover it."
Corvus gave a thin-lipped smile. "I'll see what I can do."
As soon as he returned to his rooms, Corvus collected his inner circle again along with Tullus. As he sat on his bed and let Clover remove layer after layer of accessories, he filled them in on what he'd done and what he wanted done. Tullus promised to find out who he would need to trade favors with in Plebeian Affairs to shepherd his interview through the News And Media Oversight Council. Aquilina scribbled notes as he recounted what he could remember of his answers to Fimbria's questions.
"You're going to piss a lot of people off with some of that," Lanatus warned him. "A good quarter of the senate makes their bones on the premise that poor plebes are lazy and illiterate by choice. And Senator Decius won't like you meddling in the Brilliance."
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Buck's Big Boob Bed Time Stories....It was close to 3am when the alarm clock went off. I had rented a cabin just off the highway across the state. I was able to leave work a day ahead of my hunting buddies. They were suppose to get here the following day. I was going to scout out some good places to hunt. There was a lake not to far from the cabin. Its suppose to have allot of Ducks this time fo the year. I spend most of the time drinking and cracking jokes, then hunting anything. Sometimes I...
I was driving home from where I was working as a maid for a chain of motels. It was about 11:00 pm cause I work the second shift and it was pouring down rain so there wasn't a lot of traffic out. I was about 2 miles up the street from the hotel when I felt the front of my car start to shake so I pulled off the road. Getting out in the rain, I could see that my driver side tire was flat. I got back in the car because I was getting soaked. As I sat there contemplating what I could do, a car...
InterracialAfter Mary left, Ann rushed to get ready. Showering she used her best body wash and shampoo. Rubbing her pelvis she decided she needed a quick shave. The water felt good as it rained down on her vagina. Spreading her lips, she held her head back as the water massaged her clit. Her thoughts went to Mary's soft breast and large nipples. Slipping a finger in she moved herself to an orgasm. Remembering why she was there, she quickly finished her pelvic area and legs. Drying Ann found the sented...
I think it was the cold air that woke me up. As I blinked my eyes awake, I noticed the open window to the left of my bedframe. Rubbing the chilled skin on my shoulder I looked over to the other side of my bed. There, naked, wrapped in my white covers, was my reminder of the night before. Turned away from me, her black skin stood in beautiful dark contrast to the white silk blanket, and her hair rested, messy, calmly on my spare pillow.We had met at a wedding reception, and after glass, and...
AnalI Train My MotherAfter my Dad died my mother was devastated. They had been married since high school and he had been the only man she had ever been with. He'd left her a hefty life insurance policy that was plenty for the rest of her life but it could not replace her soulmate. With his death she became depressed for the first time in her life and seldom left her room. She stopped taking care of herself, drank too much, and just watched mindless TV all day. She had always been beautiful and a...
A Lush EncounterI reckon It started innocently enough. I had discovered Lush Stories and was becoming slightly hooked, making fast and intimate friends among the membership and enjoying the erotic writing. I found myself very much attracted to a handful of Lushies because of their humor, intelligence and just plain sexiness, truth be told!When I first started viewing Lush frequently I had just moved to a new town and rented a couple of rooms in my band mate's home until I found something more...
Quickie SexThis whole situation was surreal to Betty. She had never even considered having sex with a boy much less a dog. Earlier today, she would never had even imagined herself doing something this degrading and enjoying it to boot. The more of his prick she was sucking down, the more she was enjoying the experience. She pulled her mouth back, until only the tip remained. Since she was new at this, never having sucked anything before. She decided to experiment a bit. So she started flicking her...
Now Put Your Nurse's Uniform On…By ManndeePart 1I guess when you start a diary; you should always start at the beginning. It is not my intention that anyone ever reads my diary, but I guess I have had some rotten luck as the years have gone by.My real Mum died; well that's what I tell myself, but to be honest, I don't even think of her as my real Mum. My step Mum was called Ruth. She was not my biological Mum, but if they hadn't told me that I was adopted at the age of 9 months, I would never...
Violet Starr knocks on Chuck’s door, and introduces herself as a real estate agent. Violet informs Chuck that his house is now worth over two million dollars, and that she can even downsize him to a condo at no cost! Chuck is amazed by the offer, but seeing as he built the house by hand with his great uncle George, he is hesitant to sell. Violet Starr offers to sweeten the deal, then spreads her legs, and rubs her pussy! Violet gets her tits out, then tells Chuck to finger her. Violet...
xmoviesforyouI didn't quite sleep the whole night away, of course. At some time point in the wee hours of the morning, I woke up to hear movement in the kitchen, so I got on my Santa pajamas and found Danielle making herself some warm milk, which often helped her sleep. When she saw me, she tensed up a bit, as if she felt a little guilty, but Lisa had the same habit at times, so I just smiled and pulled my eight-year old daughter to me for a bear hug. Danielle looked up at me and asked me, "Daddy, are...
Heres part 2 of Little Sophies story. Again I absolutely do NOT condone child abuse of any kind and anyone who gets off on it is a sick bastard. ,) Enjoy! I stared at her for a moment, not saying anything. She looked at me with those beautiful eyes, searching in mine for something. Compassion, mercy, hope. None of which she would find. With my eyes still glued on her, I unbuttoned my pants and pulled them down a little. I watched her every movement, anticipating her reactions. She glanced...
All Hallows Eve By Cheryl Lynn This is a short forced fem story and all the usual disclaimers apply. It can be downloaded for personal use and all other use prohibited without author's permission. Not for sensitive readers. Comments can be sent to [email protected]. All Hallows Eve I hate Halloween! I positively not only hate it but I loath it. If it weren't for my Mother and this holiday I wouldn't be in the fix I'm in now. Oh how I hate Halloween! My Mother...
"...a few hours later slowly escaping from the dream, I felt like I was leaving a place I had been for years, as though I belonged there. I woke with the images still in my vision and the most sensual feeling of waves of luscious moisture rushing over my body. I continued moaning uncontrollably, my feet digging into the mattress allowing my hips to flow forward, over and over again. Realizing at that moment I was gripping something I looked down to see my daughter's eyes closed and her...
Mein tab 18 saal ka tha aur ninth class mein aaya tha. Mere ma baap gaon mein rahte the, aur we chahte the ki mein age ki parhai mein shahar ja kar karu. Mere do chacha shahar mein rahte the, pitaji ne mujhe unke yaha padhai ke liye bhej dia. Mere bade chacha ke sath me rahne laga. Unke ghar mein chacha rahte the jo teacher the aur gaon me posting thi, chacha gaon me hi rahte the aur shanivar ki raat hi ghar aate the aur somwar ki subah wapas chale jate the. Chacha 35 saal ke the aur chachi 27...
IncestIt was already dark when she arrived at the restaurant, handing the keys over to the valet absentmindedly. Aptly attired in a blue uniform trimmed in gold, the young man thanked her politely and handed back a blue ticket, which she slipped into the pocket of a small black handbag as she passed through the glass doorway. He saw her immediately, watching from his table. She wore a classic black sheath dress, fitted perfectly and split at one side almost to her thigh. Shiny black patent leather...
My name is Alex. It was a Friday night, and I was sitting in the basement of my girlfriend’s parents’ house. My girlfriend, whose name is Brittany, sat next to me on a couch to my left while her slightly-younger sister Melanie sat across from us on a different couch. "Can you go get me a water bottle from the fridge?" Melanie asked. "Me too, please," Brittany said. "What do I get in return?" I joked sarcastically. As I was standing up, Melanie said, "I'll flash you my tits!"...
Hi all, thanks for giving me ideas about what I should write for my first blog. There was a reoccurring theme that people who wanted to know about a time when I have had sex with someone older than me, so this is what I will write about for this blog!All my blogs will be 100% truth and I’ve decided it will be all about what you want to know about me! Please give me feedback about what I can improve (grammer/more detail etc) and be kind!So this event happened during my teenage years and i'll...
I am Sam and, I am 7 years old. There were always troubles at my home since I can remember, mostly my Mom was fighting all day long against my Dad because of me. He always said to her that she was turning me into a girl, that I had my hair too long, that I was too feminine, and always delicate, and that the only thing that was left was for me to wear a dress and carry and doll. Those fights always ended the same way, Mom was left crying and Dad went to drink. I knew that I was...
When I was still on my thirties with two k**s under ten I got a security job where I only worked an six hour day starting at 8 am and paying ten hours pay a short distance from my north London home Mondaynto Fridays with weekends free. One Halloween when it Wasn,t celebrated as much in England as it is now the school our k**s went to that hired Sarah as part time teaching assistant decided to have a killer Halloween party for the k**s in the early evening and the parents could also dress up to...
Horny Son! Do you enjoy beating off to XXX comics? Of course, you do! You are on the comics section of ThePornDude again; why would you not be?!I know you look at these sites all the goddamn time. But between the countless ‘Rule34’ sections, parody comics, hentai, and the dozens of Sonic the Hedgehog comics that are always a huge fucking hit for some reason, you probably like to center your attention on something tailored more to your tastes.I also know that finding XXX comics that fulfill a...
Porn Comics SitesHi firends mera naam puja hai m abhi 10th class me padti hu , mere ghar me mere alava mere mummy hi rehte hai , meri badi behan ka naam rahi hai or unki 1 saal pehle sadi ho chuki hai , unki age 23 saal hai . Or fig 34 28 36 hai or dikhne me bohot sundar hai . Jeans top me to didi bohot mast lagti hai . Mere papa ki kafi time pehle hi on duty accedent me deth ho gai thi jiski wajha se unki jagha meri mummy ko govt job mil gai thi , ye baat kuch din pehle ki hai jab mere didi ghar per aaye hue...
------------------- Matt was standing behind the counter as usual checking out customers on the register when he heard the back entrance open and in came a young girl of about 14 or 16. She was very hot, full in the right places and blond. She was wearing short teasing shorts and a tight tank top showed a decent amount of cleavage. As soon as she entered their eyes locked for a second and then she moved over to the shelves and started looking at items. Mat was not sure what to think, she...
I just finished my shift at the feed mill and was glad that it was over. This place can get to you after awhile but it pays the bills. I walked over to my Ford F150 POS (piece of shit) and headed for the Flying Pink Pig for a beer. There is a waitress over there I've been trying to tag for about 2 months now. She sure is friendly enough, but just won't go out on a date with any of the guys that try. Phyllis is about 25 years old, brown hair brown eyes, slender with about C cup breasts and a...
The name is Damon Edwards. A tall, good-looking young black man living in the city of Brockton, Massachusetts. And I’m surrounded by the fakest people on the planet. They’re everywhere I go. At the library. At school. At church. At the Westgate Mall. Like I said, they’re everywhere I go. Must be something in the water or something. As a brother who’s keeping it real, it’s getting increasingly hard to live. I try not to let these haters get to me, but there are too many of them. And they try too...
“What the hell was that,” Cindy whispered before nudging him. “Go check honey.” Mark crept down the long dark hallway. It was difficult to see at three in the morning without any of the lights being on. He peered into the bathroom to find nobody there. The spare bedroom had the same result. His heart raced as he looked left then turned right. A blunt object smacked him in the face. When Mark came to, he was staring at two very large black men. One had a hold of his wife by her...
The Ex-Wife Adventure 1-4 ------------------------------ by Amelie Fortescue copyright c2020 Amelie Fortescue. 1. Kidnapped I was in a hurry. I suppose I was always in a hurry. I was quite stressed out by how busy I was, and things really seemed to be getting busier. I ran from my car left abandoned with the driver's door gaping open. My front door beckoned tantalising as I finished the last few yards of the gravelled driveway. A brief sideways glance showed a...
Ladies and Gentlemen, President Chelsea Clinton By Heather St. Claire January 20, 2025 NBC News Anchor Natalie Morales: And there you have it, the inaugural address of President Chelsea Clinton. And now the new President is embraced by her husband, Marc Mezvinski, and her children, Bill, who is 12, and her daughter Olivia, who just turned eight. And now, a heartfelt hug from her mother, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Wouldn't you like to know what words they're exchanging at this...
People are strange. At least some of the people I associate with are very strange. What's worse is that my loving wife seems drawn to strange. My loving wife Shirley and I were married extremely young. Like many young couples we manufactured children till we found out where they came from then Shirley got her tubes tied and I got a snip job. The good news, no more kids. The really good news, now we could fuck like bunnies without worrying about bringing another rug-rat into the world. Since...
I’m Bruce, I am thirty-six years old and work as a general building contractor. I was married to my high-school sweetheart in high school. It takes six months for a divorce to finalize in my state and today the six months is up. Our twins are in their first year of college. We were renting and had a beat-up old car. My now ex-wife has a nice job so she didn’t ask for anything. I moved out and rented a small two bedroom house about six blocks away.I let the twins know that they could come any...
Interracial“Honey! The new neighbours are here!” she called to her 32 year old husband. John emerged from his office where he had been putting a few more things to rights, moving over to the window to see. A tall blonde strapping man with very muscular arms dressed in a white polo shirt and khakis unfolded himself from the driver’s seat and went around to the other side of the car and opened the door. He unbuckled the seatbelt and helped the young blonde woman there to stand up. The young woman...
Undercover Angel - Part II By Michele Nylons Tony Leonardo discovered that he had been robbed of two point seven million dollars by Mike Harris at ten o'clock on the 15th July; by then Mike Harris, in the guise of his alter ego, Michele Nylons, was sleeping in a cheap motel a few hundred kilometres away, just over the Victorian border. As soon as he discovered the money was missing from his safe Tony knew that Mike had stolen it. He didn't know whether he was more pissed...
I am not sure where to start or how, I had just turned 50. I am not an ugly woman, actually I am very attractive. My husband tells me all the time. And I get hit on alot and always have. but something clicked on that 50th birthday. One of my long time friends was getting married and me and several of my long time friends took her out for a bachelorette party. We went to this hot new cowboy dance club. It was the greatest, lights loud music and good looking cowboys. They were buying us drinks...
On the drive over, I wondered if I had brought everything. Thinking back to the conversation before I left I assured myself that everything I would need is in my handbag. As I pulled up outside the house, I was already wet with the anticipation of the night ahead. I remembered the previous encounter, and how he stretched me as he fitted inside. I knocked on the door and he opened it, dressed in just his work shorts, his chest was bare and tanned. A slight shiver ran down my spine, as I knew...
Straight SexJonny texted Angela to check if she was able to take a call in private. Angela was in company at the time but she knew she should take the call so she said “Give me 5 minutes to get to a private place.”Angela excused herself from the company and found a private place. She waited anxiously wondering what Jonny had to say. She was aware that the promised punishment ad not been visited on her so she wondered is that what Jonny wants to say.It was nearly 10 minutes after his first call when Jonny...
My Boss called me to his office and said he needed to send me to a near town in another very boring trip, to fix some urgent matter there. I told him it was fine for me; but then he got serious and added this time I would not travel alone: my highway partner would be Carl; the gay’s office.I figured Carl’s image sucking my dick; but then I smiled to my Boss and insisted everything would be fine. After all, Carl was a very nice guy, kind and handsome; he had never said anything uncomrtable to me...
It was Saturday morning, and I was in the driveway shooting hoops with Katherine my sister; when it hit me like a load of bricks. Oh my God, Katherine is a girl. Now, you must understand my sister is a bit different, which is why we've always gotten along great. She got to college on a basketball scholarship and she ran track in high school. She's fit, trim; and will beat the shit out of a guy in a heartbeat. "What's with the shit eating grin?" Katherine looked at me. "You're a girl"...
paul sits watching the football when his stepdaughter sarah walks in'i'm so sorry i made a stupid mistake while i was driving i scratched the paint down the side of moms car can you help me sort it please ?' sarah asks'look i'm watching the footie you fucked up as per normal i'm fed up covering up your mistakes and getting nothing back from you so from now on there will be a price everytime i help you you need to do something for me but right now i'm watching the footie so be quiet''but please...
im going otuside.... I'm in a cafe, drinking tea while tears were streaming.more friend nemam.šta I will .. so alone and without anyone thought.And then I was approached by some guy said that Netrebam to cry because I know how lijepa.da osje?am.neznaš, I said, I lost prijatelje.oh .. God did it happen so nice to be leaking as you can , I have dogoodile and worse stuff but survived sam.hajde .. I know you know. how? and the hamster I read your story and I know all about tebi.raspitivaoa I can...
Principal Amos Thompson had completely lost his moral compass, not that it had been that good at pointing him in the morally correct direction anyway. But cute, young Sarah Newsome had been changed by her afternoon in the park with Arthur and David and then in the principal's office with Amos Thompson. The experience of having all of her sexual orifices used with no regard for her sensibilities and the further experience of being brought to multiple orgasms while she was being assaulted had...
"Beelzebub, I have called you and Tezcatlipoca here to discuss the problem you are having with the two human superheroes. Tezcatlipoca has been very successful with his escapades, but you are starting to lose influence on events as they become better acquainted with the situation. Therefore, Beelzebub, I want you and Tezcatlipoca to cooperate on getting rid of these troublesome creatures." "Yes, Dread Lord Satan, we will work together to further Your designs. You may depend on...
I asked Krish, “When is my flight to Mumbai? I have finished the project here.” I was in Puttulam, a town in Sri Lanka for the last one week. Every day, I returned to the hotel late after work and was too tired to even think of sightseeing. I would crash on the bed. Now, I was homesick, or fuck sick, I missed out all the fun and fucking in the office. I wanted to go back and engage all those eight hungry cocks. Krish hesitated and said, “There is a small problem. You have to go back to Colombo...
100% fiction! When I was a bit younger, I was always the only one coming home to my brother, who was 2 years older than me. We would always just goof around, for fun, until I came home from high school on my birthday. I was still a virgin at that time, meaning nobody has had sex with me yet. Although I had a boyfriend whom I'm married to now, this particular day my brother did not care. When I got home from school, my brother was laying under the covers on the couch. I came home alone because...
IncestThis story is partly autobiographical. I’ll let you guess which parts. ———————————- ‘That was a good pizza,’ said Linda. ‘Do you feel like desert?’ I shook my head. ‘Nope. Let’s hit the store, pick up some Lotto tickets and go home.’ ‘OK, but I have to use the restroom. I’ll meet you out front.’ I signed the check and walked out the front door of the UNO restaurant in Viera, Florida. As I stood outside, I noticed a crappy looking car parked at the west end of the lot. It seemed like a funny...
Wo gusay mai bolin dfa ho ja bahir, mujy koi baat nie krni tbhi bahir kisi k khansny ki awaaz i, mai chup ho gya, ami bhi chup ho gyeen, paroos mai sai koi tha mai 2 mint tk yun hi betha raha or tbhi ami ko kaha k agr mai ab toilet sai bahir gya to koi daikh ly ga or phir glat smjhy ga, wo gusy mai bolien k mai ny kaha tha tujy yahan aany ko, mai ny tb ami ki nangi gaand ko goor sai daikha ami ny kaha kia daikh raa hai mai bola kuch nahin , tb wo loty mai pani dalny lgieen mai jaldie sai aagy...
This story is based off of two characters featured in the series Monster High only a few years later during their college years and is completely fictional!Abbey Bominable was strolling through the hallways of Monster College, the fur on her clothes fluffier than ever, and her hair smooth as silk. She continued to pass by all the other students and she slowed as soon as Frankie Stein passed by her, Abbey couldn’t help but stare at her for a moment. Frankie looked absolutely beautiful with her...
I hear the front door slam shut and then the spluttering sound of my Mother’s car starting, almost begrudgingly to my ears, eventually pulling off the drive and out onto the road. I clench my fist and let of a loud squeal of joy, at last she has gone. It’s taken a lot of planning to get her out of the way for the day as she never seems to want to go anywhere anymore. I eventually persuaded my Aunt to call her and ask her to go out to a local retail park to do some clothes shopping. The two of...
TERRY'S CHANGE ? by: Teddie S I meet Jill. We attend a regular monthly party, with about 10 other couples and a few singles. These parties were just a big barbeque, swim party, and just a fun time. No kids, just adults. This group has been friends for a number of years, with a few additions over the years. We had a new single girl start attending a few months ago. Her name is Jill and she is very beautiful, long legs, a nice body that looks good in a bikini, a clear...
Back at her house, we'd both been horny and eager to get to grips with each other, without even undressing or going upstairs, we fell into a sixty nine on the carpet, I licked and sucked at her juices through her sodden little panties, whilst she gobbled on my fully erect cock, when we finally managed to make it as far as her bedroom, my face was awash with her juices, but she licked it clean telling me how much she wanted to have sex with another girl. She sat on my face asking me if...
A Man's Place is as a Woman! Part 6 With my blonde hair all done up and curly and my blue eyes outlined with shadow and mascara, not to mention my newly pink luscious lips, it was apparently time to make the clothes match the face and match the name. And I was beginning to catch a glimpse of what this new Beth was going to look like. Since clothes make the woman, Jennifer insisted that we start with some basics before going crazy on dresses and shoes. As she was driving me...