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“Francis.”

“Good morning. It’s Melinda Cantrell, Agent Francis, but you’re on speaker. I gots my peeps wid me.”

“To what do I owe this early morning phone call, Melly.”

“I’m sorry, Miss Brenda, but Jackie told me to tell you that your airport is a little bit too tiny for real airplanes. On a side note, we, Jackie and I, thought you lived in Atlanta. In any case, she said when we talked earlier, that it doesn’t have to be TOO big, but what she failed to mention is it can’t be tiny. Yours is tiny. Size matters. How close are you to Gaithersburg?”

“I shop there now and again. It’s close. To let you know about the Atlanta thing, I stay at a little apartment I have in Atlanta. Being number two SAC for the whole area down there, I spend a lot of time there, and points south, especially Florida. My home is actually here, and I have an office here, too. We’ve been spending a lot of time with national assets on this Burnstead thing and it’s easier to do that from here. If I’m needed down there, I go.”

“Cool. New plan. What kind of car do you drive?”

“An X5. Why?”

“Saves the hassle of a rental. Can you meet us at the Montgomery County Airport Operations Center at about two in the afternoon Saturday?”

“Yes. Why don’t I just bring you home. I have a guest room with a queen size bed in it. No one has to sleep on the floor or the couch.”

“Hang on. Jackie? Charlie? No complaints. That’s fine, Brenda. Are you OK now? You aren’t going to beat my husband or anything?”

“No, baby, I’m not. I’m really sorry for my reaction. It’s been so long since I cared about anyone, or anything, that I just lost control. I was scared for a minute. I’m fine. We’ll talk.”

“Good deal. Brenda, we care, too. Jackie and I do, anyway. Charlie is pretty much clueless around women that care about him, so be careful.”

“Thanks, butt nugget,” I said, trying to let them know I was actually listening.

“We love him, Brenda. There is a lot of good person to love there. Like Jackie. Amazing people. And you. Thank you, by the way. You did a lot to keep me alive and well, and I appreciate it.”

“Prove it. Help me make dinner for all of us here on Saturday night. Anything you guys can’t eat?”

“No, but hopefully you won’t go all vegan or raw fishy on us.”

“Neither, you’re safe. We are of similar taste in those arenas. It’ll be fun. Kids, I have a meeting about the Burnstead thing in a couple minutes. I need to boogie. It’s an ongoing debacle. I need to let the task force know I’ll be gone a couple of weeks, too. Thanks for reminding me.” She giggled. Wonderful sound. “I’ll see you all about two on Saturday at the airport in Gaithersburg then. Love you all. Bye, now.”

“Bye, Brenda. Love you, too.”

Click. Brenda ended the call.

“Wow. Well, at least she’s not out of control or anything. Nothing worse than an out of control lover with a gun and a badge!” Melinda thought her comment was funny. It took a couple seconds, but Jackie and I joined in.

At one forty-five Eastern Time on Saturday, I parked the plane, the ground crew chocked it, and I ordered the refueling truck. I felt safer here, a bit, but not completely. We were very close to the epicenter of corruption in the world. Well, almost. Chicago could be worse, I guess. Or Ukraine, maybe, but neither by much.

As I watched the refueling, the girls got overnight cases out and met Brenda as she walked toward the plane. My first thought was how she got through security and on the flight line, but ‘DING’ I remembered, she probably showed them her badge. The girls hugged her and they shared cheek kisses, then she walked over to me.

“We gonna be OK, cowboy?”

“I hope so, Brenda. Do I get one of those hugs, or are those just for girls?”

“No, you get one.” She hugged me, then leaned back a couple of inches and looked up at me. I was pretty sure I knew what to do next, regardless of what my wives thought of my abilities around the fairer sex. I kissed her lightly. “Thank you. I was hoping I didn’t upset you to the point of not wanting to speak to me again.”

“Not at all. Especially now that the cat is out of the bag. You know the girls adore you. I’m falling in line.”

“That would be nice. Do you have any immediate questions or fears that just can’t wait until I get you home?”

“Agent Francis, where do you keep your gun when you’re dressed like that?”

“I’d show you, but then I’d have to kill you.” She giggled.

FBI Special Agent Brenda Francis was a beautiful woman, by any measure. She was easily ten years older than me, considering her professional position in the Bureau, but looked about my age, according to my wives. I was 33 at that point. She was wearing a mini skirt, three-inch high heeled sandals, and a light V-neck sleeveless twinset, modeling a substantial gold serpentine chain with a diamond pendant above a cute cleavage indicating a small bust. Sam was right. Somehow, the lucky bastard I was, always wound up around beautiful women. At least after college. Until now, though, I wouldn’t have given a nickel for any one of them. Now I wouldn’t take five million for any of the three of them. One of them I didn’t even know their middle name. Scary shit, that.

They finished the refueling operation and pulled the truck away, so I armed the security system and grabbed both of the bags. Each of the girls threw some stuff in each of their cases for me. Saved on luggage. Smart girls.

Melinda rode in front with Brenda, I sat behind Melinda, and Jackie was behind Brenda. Melinda moved her seat up pretty far so I’d have some room. We talked about the flight and she mentioned how pretty she thought the plane was.

“Thank you for agreeing not to do the hotel, ladies. I’ll just feel more comfortable at home and will be more relaxed. I’m pretty sure the conversation will be a bit intense tonight, and a drink and my fuzzy slippers will help me cope.” She giggled, getting the girls to laugh with her.

“We’ll be fine and want you comfortable. Oh, my, you live here?”

“Yes. Although I’d love to have a yard, I have absolutely no time to take care of one. This is much easier. I also have a hell of a view and would have probably been able to see you come in if I hadn’t been there at the airport watching you come in.” She giggled again. Her voice and that little girl giggle were both so cute. I’ll bet not many men hear either of them from her. Not in her profession. “I don’t live on the top, though, I’m a government employee. I live under the penthouse. You’ll love it. I do.”

She pulled into the middle one of the three spaces marked 15A and parked. She got out, popped the back hatch and grabbed a couple of grocery bags out. We all followed her, me with our two overnight cases and her with the two grocery bags, each of the girls taking one of them from her, and we all trooped over to the elevators. There were three of them. The building was fairly skinny, and tall. I didn’t know how many apartments there were, but three elevators would pretty much help if one broke. Made sense in an expensive high rise like this.

We got out of the elevator and walked right to her doors. They weren’t marked. I mean there was no ‘15A’ brass numbers on the door or over the doorbell button or anything. Oh, no doorbell, either. OK. Double entry doors. She opened the left side and we entered ... The largest living room I think I’d ever been in. There was a hallway leading away from the back of it, then over on the right was a dining room area and kitchen, all in an open floor plan. It was gorgeous. The furniture and the artwork were ritzy. I’m multi hundred millionaire, close to billionaire, and I thought it was ritzy. It must really be nice. But then, I eat ramens now and again.

We got the grand tour, during which she had us put our bags in the back most guest room. “The big one,” she said. “The little one has two big twin beds in it.” She showed us where her room was in case we needed her and where an office room was. “My late husband’s office. It’s been well over fifteen years now. I’ll share later. Maybe while Melinda and I are toiling over the hot stove. Would you all like a little snack or something. Chips and dip, crackers and summer sausage, anything?”

“Yes,” Jackie said. “Take us back in there and let’s raid the fridge.”

“Yes, let’s.” Brenda said and laughed. “You all might be starving unless you snacked on the plane.”

I sat at the end of the kitchen bar where Brenda put me, and the girls all ran around the kitchen laying stuff out and getting ready to prepare dinner, all the while making us a snack tray. We wound up with sausage, cheese, crackers, chips, dip, and she even had Jackie pop a can of smoked oysters. Yummy.

“Brenda, I think I love you.”

“Was it the oysters, Charlie?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“Good. You’ll be easy.” All three of them laughed as I put one on a cracker and savored it. “Oh, Charlie, that reminds me.” She walked over by me and lifted her skirt. God her legs were beautiful. The lace boy shorts covered everything, and nothing. I think she was absolutely hairless. Gorgeous. Just amazing, except for the lump just below her pubic mound on the inside of her left thigh. “Now I have to kill you.” She held my ears, kissed me, and took a cracker, a piece of sausage, and a piece of cheese, squirted a bit of mustard on it, and put it in her mouth. “Mmmmm.”

“You’re absolutely beautiful, Brenda. How do you stay in such good shape?”

“Part of it is running my ass off chasing bad guys. I have a really busy, hectic schedule with lots of travel and legwork, but mostly the treadmill in the office. There’s a TV back there, too, and I zone out on Netflix and walk it all off.”

“Cool, just like home, if you choose to indulge.”

“I probably will. OK, all y’all. Who wants to lay their problems out first? You two are too young to have many issues, other than the whole Aruba thing, but I’ll bet there’s a story Charlie needs to tell. You’ve probably shared and bared all for your wives, Mister Cantrell, but Miss Brenda needs to hear it, too. Or would you rather I told you my sob stories first.”

“I’ll go first. No sob stories, though. Always comfortable, silver spoon after I started my teenage years. No girlfriends until I got out of college, joined the Air Force. Flew. Mom and Dad got hit by a truck about three years ago. Ut ... Four now. Time flies. I met Miss Jackie outside the Mobile Downtown Civil Aviation gate, took her home and you know the rest, since a month later we were in Aruba stealing little girls from bad guys.”

“Wow. Why no girlfriends? Cooties?” She giggled.

“No. Not me, anyway. Glasses, pocket protector, straight As, no desire to drink, smoke, or end my life early. Boring, I guess.”

“Now look at you.”

“That’s what I told him. He turned out quite studly. And ... He’s mine!!”

“Yes, he certainly did, and yes, he most certainly is. Studly and yours, I mean.”

“Your turn, Brenda. We can all ask questions later, but we need the basics of why we’re eating your crackers on the fifteenth floor of a luxury high rise, five minutes from the center of all that is wrong with the world. Don’t get me wrong, it’s also the legacy of what’s right with most of the world. I’m just a bit jaded.”

“Point taken. Do however, in your jaded thoughts, remember that people like Burnstead have to do their nasty dealings in places like Aruba with a lower standard of morality, age and otherwise, since they can’t get away with it here.

“Moving on. Brenda Thornton went to high school, Valedictorian, went to college, Duke MBA, Summa Cum Laude, and was accepted into the FBI Academy. She graduated at the top of her class, met a businessman, thought she was in love, and he certainly made sure she thought she was, married him, he beat me half to death, I killed him, and here we are. That was in two thousand and two.

“I was twenty-eight and he was forty. A multi-millionaire, many times over, he had an ego that got out of hand. He forgot what I did for a living, I guess. We married in two thousand when I was just a young lass of twenty-six. We dated for several months, were engaged for several months prior to that, and I never saw that side of him, until ... Until I asked him what he did on a certain dealing he’d been bragging about. He shouldn’t have mentioned it in front of me in the first place. If he hadn’t, I would never have asked. I was just making conversation.

“He got short with me, told me it was none of my fucking business and stormed off into his office. I guess he had a couple drinks in there, because when he came out, he came straight at me, hit me five or six times until I broke his nose and drove it up into his brain. That slowed him down, but he still had some adrenalin in him so when he took a last swing, I pulled him off balance and high kicked him in the side of the head, breaking his neck, and killing him.

“The investigation lasted three months. I was assigned to administrative functions and it drove me nuts. I was so happy when it was deemed justifiable homicide and I was allowed to go back to work. By then the bruises had healed, as had the broken forearm. The interesting part was that the investigation started another, over the gist of the argument we had, and I was later told I had been married to a criminal mastermind. Much of his money was ill gotten, but not all. I got to keep the money that wasn’t. There was quite a bit of it. Many, many, millions, and this house, free and clear. All I pay is taxes and the maintenance fee. Not an inconsequential amount, but I can afford it out of my capital gains.

“For seventeen years now, I’ve let no one get close to me. No man, no woman, no one. I have an acquaintance that runs a beauty shop over by the airport you landed at, but we’re not that close. My job has kept me busy enough that I convinced myself I was fine. I was happy that way until I met Melinda Knowles. She changed me and I don’t even know how. Jackie Cantrell did likewise. I wanted you two in my life. In whatever capacity I could manage. When you’d call, I’d get shivers, then a warm sensation when we talked. Then I spent too much time around Charlie Cantrell and got sucked into the bottomless pit that is his caring personality. That was after the break-in.

“I’ve seriously never met anyone like you three. You exude happiness and it’s hard not to get caught up in an emotionally driving feeling of wanting to be around you. I’d apologize if I thought it would help, but it won’t.

“So, kids, here I am. I don’t know what to do, I don’t know how to act, and I don’t even know what to ask so that I’ll know what to do and how to act.

“I have somehow fallen in love with Major Charles Cantrell, USAF, Retired, and both of his wives. I did some research, but your biggest fan doesn’t say much. Just that you were a hell of a pilot and an asset to a lot of people. I understand you were out on loan, Major. I couldn’t even get that out of him. I have a friend in the DIA, though, and he told me he’d never met you, but he knows a few who have and you’re a good guy, according to them and the records, and that you did all you could every time you could. Thank you for your service, Major. I’ll stop digging. I don’t care anymore. I just want you three to tell me what to do next.”

“According to this recipe card you have out, you can peel the potatoes and cut them in one-inch chunks.” As soon as Melinda said that, she turned Brenda around, put her hands behind Brenda’s head and pulled her down the two inches necessary to kiss her. All three of them were barefoot then. Brenda is about five-five. When that kiss ended, Jackie leaned in and got one, then brought her over to me.

“Lap. I’ll do the potatoes.” I pulled Brenda up in my lap, hugged her to me and felt little tremors turn into sobs and finally the outpouring of relief and the joyful crying of a woman whose life just changed for the better and the shackles of abject fear about her future and the extreme emotional damage of her past had been cast off. The dispassionate, bitter, law enforcement executive had come back to a more normal existence where she could share her thoughts, fears, excitement, love, and mostly, caring, with others. We were fortunate enough to be the ones that helped her break free and lucky enough to be the recipients of her sharing. With twenty years of emptiness to make up for, she was a human jewel waiting to appreciate those she cared for and be appreciated in return.

She sat for about fifteen minutes after she cried herself out for about the same amount of time, thanking us for knowing what was going on inside her head and helping to bring it out. She kissed me deeply after I wiped her tears with my thumbs and slid down off my lap. She kissed each of the girls on their foreheads and went to the refrigerator for the salad.

We ate dinner while talking about the past a bit, details not covered before. Little things were mentioned that meant nothing, really, but gave some insight into the holder’s psyche. Brenda had a couple of boyfriends before her late husband, but neither of them could handle her outgoing personality and authoritarian style. Not to mention her hours. One accused her of cheating on him, but in a funny twist of fate, she caught him with another woman when they raided a club in Nashville to arrest a thug from Iraq. She smiled when she told the story. Turnabout, for sure. She assured us she wasn’t cheating on him and had never cheated during any of her relationships, something she was ultra-proud of. We all agreed with her that was important and that none of us ever had either.

After dinner, she offered to make drinks, but the girls asked for carte blanche at the bar and got it. We gave our orders and my wives made up the drinks and served us. She had some really smooth scotch. Seating changed between drinks. I’m telling you, my ladies were smarter than anyone ever gave them credit for. Jackie would sit with Brenda and snuggle, then after new drinks were brought, Melinda would. Organic passion. No other explanation. Brenda acted just the same regardless of whose hair she was twiddling or arm she was caressing.

Jackie shared the Alice and Rick story. She wanted us to know about the feeling she had with Alice, but not with Rick, and that she felt that with each of us, to include Brenda. A tear came to Brenda’s eye, but didn’t make it far before Jackie kissed it off her cheek and handed her a napkin.

The conversation went on until late evening when we’d finished our third or fourth cocktail and Melinda recommended we hit the sack.

Jackie spoke for the both of them. I was not in the loop. “Brenda, hon, you already showed Charlie your panties. There can’t be much more than that unless you pack a peashooter in your bra as well. Why don’t we all just sleep in your big bed tonight. We can make your bed up in the morning and off we’ll go on a bit of an adventure. I doubt seriously that anything exciting will happen. I think all of us are a bit wary of hurting each other until we build on this relationship a bit. Don’t you think?”

“That’s fine, Jackie. That will be fine, although I’m not afraid of any of you, or of anything that may happen. I may accost any and all of you on this vacation, though, and I don’t know what may happen tonight. I really don’t. I know for some unknown reason I’ve fallen in love with the three of you, and if you took me to bed and made love to me, all of you together, the only one I’d call for help is a florist. When you want to say, ‘I love you’, say it with flowers.”

Finally, she had all three of them laughing at the same time, and I was shaking my head with a smile on my face. The ladies in my life were an entertaining bunch, no doubt about it.

“Come on. Get your bags out of the guest room and put them on the floor by the window in my room. I have a huge shower. If you guys are sure you don’t mind accosting me, I certainly don’t mind being the accostee. What about him, though?” She pointed at me. “What will he think if I kiss him, with nothing but warm water between us?”

I answered before anyone else could. “I’ll probably think my wives took me to a suburb of heaven. I can’t really think of anything I’d enjoy more, Brenda, darling. I do want to say, though, and I’ve mentioned this to Melinda already. Jackie is the center of my life and...”

“Say no more, Charlie. I know that. It’s obvious. I’m not taking you away from her, or vice versa. I merely want to join in what you two and Melinda have, and maybe contribute positively to the four of us.”

“That sounds like a plan.” I took her hand and pulled her into her bathroom. Her huge bathroom with an equally large shower enclosure. The girls followed me and when we got her in front of the vanity, we undressed her. Jackie got her skirt, Melinda her panties and I pulled her little sweater set over her head. She’d obviously removed her firearm earlier, probably right after she showed it to me. Once I got that off, I held her by her waist and kissed the tops of her breasts. They were sitting in a smooth cupped half bra that just barely covered her areolae. She looked delicious, so I nibbled. Melinda reached up under my chin and undid the front snap closure and they took her bra off.

“Brenda, you’re going to have to do the water. That thing looks more complicated than ours.”

She laughed and taking me by the ears, kissed me. “Hold that thought, Charlie. It felt good. No one but Brenda Francis has touched those titties since the year of our Lord two thousand and two.” She got the water going out of four showerheads and told the girls they were on a boiler so don’t worry about running out. She reached out the door, took my hand, and pulled me over, skinning my boxers down and off just as I came through the door. She pitched them over by the vanity, then reached down, took hold of my penis in her fingers and pulled me in farther. “Sorry for being rude, but one of us had to break the ice. It was you, but I needed to retaliate. Girls, I’m going to make out with your man for a minute if you don’t mind.”

We heard an ‘Mmmmmmm’, and looked over to see two soapy little girls playing R and R. Rushin’ hands and Roamin’ fingers in the corner of the shower. Brenda laughed. She kissed me deeply then grabbed a poof and after squirting some soap on it, washed me, neck to toes, not missing anything. Not a thing. We traded places and I returned the favor, using my finger lengthwise in her labia, the base of my finger on her clitoris. The groan I got from her was epic.

“Seventeen years, darling?”

“Yes, Charlie, that, too. God, that feels good.” She reached down under and massaged my balls and newly forming erection with her hand. I turned her to the wall and staying out of the streams of water, placed my member between her ass cheeks and with a bit of soap, just ran it up and down, massaging myself on her.

The girls saw and came to either side of her and as if on cue, each took a breast in their hands and kissed and caressed her shoulders. She had an eruption of an orgasm from our stimulating activity. She’d not had anyone else pleasure her for seventeen years. The feeling of her quivering as she came with my cock between her cheeks had me so hard, and I was completely on edge, but I just stayed there for a minute. Then, taking charge, and knowing what I was feeling, Melinda rinsed my dick off and taking it into her mouth and throat, had me over the edge in minutes as the other two watched, Jackie actually holding Brenda to her as they observed. I brought Melinda’s lips to mine for a kiss.

“You two need to show Brenda what happens when everyone else in the room gets off except you two, and don’t stop until that is no longer true. Finish up and come show her.”

We dried off, Brenda and I, and went to her bed. I sat at the headboard and asked her to sit between my legs and had her lean back against my chest. The girls came in, kissed while kneeling, then using some natural motion they use, got into position and started eating each other to a frenzy. Brenda reached over and petted Melinda’s ass as they pleasured each other, and I was pleased to see her use her index finger on Melinda’s little rosebud as it was happening. That was a hot spot for the little one and she came gangbusters into Jackie’s mouth, which set Jackie off. They just laid there for a few minutes, all the while, Brenda not removing her finger, just making little circles, until they started to relocate.

Melinda turned and before you could say Jumping Jack Flash, Melinda had pulled Brenda’s ass down between my knees and dove face first into her pussy. She lifted Brenda’s legs up, as well, pushing them back and asking Jackie and me to take them, which we did. Jackie wound up with them, nibbling and kissing Brenda’s legs while I held and massaged her breasts and tweaked her nipples. Brenda’s hands were holding my wrists while I was doing that, letting me judge exactly where she was in her passion by her grip. It wasn’t ten minutes later, she exploded, cumming all over Melinda’s face and screaming a sharp but quiet scream through her climax.

“Your new girlfriend squirts, Charlie. I love it. Brenda, sorry, but when you touched my asshole, you basically drove me to become an insatiable animal. I’m satiable now, though, and no horses were hurt during the filming of this movie.” The girls laughed again. Brenda almost choked, since she hadn’t completely gotten her breath back.

“Thank you all. Really. Thank you, Melinda, that was amazing. You are the first girl and only the second person to lick me there. Randall wanted nothing to do with oral sex, at least not from his end giving any, and cheater Peter, thought it was gross. My first boyfriend liked it, but might have liked sucking weenies more, I think. He gave up too easily on me when my career first started out. I met him later on a couple of occasions with two different men. I look back and realize I should have seen it. He wasn’t the most masculine fellow, but damn, he was a good cook and I thought at the time he was a pretty good lover. Peter and Randall didn’t change that impression at all. Now, though. Now, I know better. Much better.” She grinned.

She sat up, kissed Melinda, then Jackie, turned around, urged and pulled me down so my head was on the pillow then crawled up over me and kissed me. “Thank you, Charlie. Good night, girls. God, that was nice.” She went to the other side of the bed, pushed Jackie down by me, pulled Melinda to her so the girls were between us and arranged us all before pulling the sheet up.

“Pushy woman, ain’t she?” Melinda said, causing her and Jackie to laugh. “Hold me close, Brenda. Yeah, like that. Thank you. I love you.” We wrapped each other up in respective arms, I reached out for Brenda’s hand, and we fell asleep smiling. Everyone I saw was, anyway, and I sure felt like I was smiling as well.

I woke up with Brenda’s head on my chest, her naked body next to mine, with her leg over my thigh. “Good morning, lover.”

“Good morning, good lookin’. Charlie, thank you for last night. I hope you don’t think I’m easy or anything after that little meltdown.”

“It took seventeen years for that to happen, Brenda, and we’ve known each other for eight months. I’m pretty sure that’s not Super Slut material. I think you’re pretty much restrained actually, although, I have to admit I’m glad Jackie called you on it and got all this out in the open. Brenda, darling, how old are you? As a Deputy SAC of a Region, you can’t be a young lady.”

“Promise you won’t dump me on our second day together?”

“Absolutely. Brenda, I’m in love with you, too. There is no other explanation. This isn’t a childhood romance, I have others, so I’m not needy, you could easily have any man or woman you want. This has to be the real thing, in my eyes. Hopefully in yours.”

“I’ll be forty-four in November. Yes, in my eyes as well. I have nothing to base it on other than complete and utter failures in my past, but what I feel with Melinda, with Jackie, and with you, is real, it’s strong, it’s deep, and it’s love if it’s anything. When Melinda was making love to me last night, Charlie, that’s what it was. It wasn’t sex. There was electricity in it, not just endorphins.”

“You have to be kidding.”

“About what?”

“Forty-five? Until I heard the job title, I thought you were my age.”

“Thirty-three? Thank you, but, no, I’m getting on. Five more years and I can get us some AARP discounts.” She giggled and bit my nipple very gently. “Charlie, when the girls bring coffee up, I have a serious question for you all.”

“OK. If it’s serious, it’s best we wait for them, anyway.”

“It is.” She just rubbed my tummy for a few minutes, and I just laid there, knowing exactly what was coming next.

Jackie and Melinda each came up with two cups of coffee, and after putting ours on the nightstand, sat and Brenda opened up. “This is pretty serious girls, but I need to know if you have an IHOP at home.”

“BRENDA!” Melinda was giving her a hard time.

“Really, I would like to have breakfast there on the way to the airport this morning. I really like there and ours is pretty nice. My real question is whether there is really room for a third wife in this relationship. I know it sounds corny, but I don’t feel like this is a temporary thing, and God knows I’m not looking for a relationship. I wasn’t looking for this one. It just kind of found me. Anyhoo, that’s the serious question. Is wife number three a possible title, or am I fooling myself.”