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Just take a look at Sadie Holmes. What a cheater! Literally five minutes ago she was in the produce aisle of her grocery store, where she spent over half an hour flirting with the handsome hunk of a man who’s now in her marital bed!! It started with, “look how big this cucumber is!” to “yes, that’s the bed I sleep with my husband in!” Now, for the very first time in her slutty MILF life, she’s fucking a black man! He’s got a huge dick on him, too! Sadie starts with a heavy make-out session before the stud starts working her sopping wet pussy with his tongue. Then, Sadie tried to stuff that over-sized dick in her mouth, but it would barely fit! It sure did stretch out her pussy though! That’s the point where Sadie decided to see if it would fit in her tight, tight asshole. Hubby doesn’t even get to tap her asshole! And did you noticed Sadie’s bright, shiny wedding ring? Her stud goes from her ass to her pussy to dump a huge load in Sadie’s fertile womb, even though she’s ovulating! How does this whole tryst end? You’re going to be as shocked as Sadie!

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