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Jericha Jem and her husband have been trying to have a child for ages now! Her man has conjured up enough cum to fill up a barrel, but still no baby. This has pushed Jericha to be persistent about it. Anytime her hubby is home and not busy she’s pressuring him for sex. His cock just can’t take it anymore! One day he chose to sleep instead of fucking her, which was the worst decision of his life. Jericha out of desperation approaches his brother who was staying with them, and insists he fuck her raw style, cum in that tight pussy, and provide them with a baby. His brother was trying to be ethical, but Jericha explained it in a way where he would be seen as starting a family, not splitting one up. No time was wasted. Jericha pounced on that cock like a spry sex fiend. That pussy was stuffed with dick until the interior twat pressure reached outrageous proportions. Our boy nutted with a vengeance, and watching that jizz puddle plop out of Jericha’s throbbing pussy was a beautiful sight! Hopefully that cum wasn’t sterile…

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