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Animephile free porn video
Hello, lovers of hentai manga and welcome! ThePornDude is your number one source of reviews of sites that can help you stroke your cock sore to some fapworthy cartoon porn. All of you fuckers don't know how hard it is sitting my ass down for hours just to inform you about the hottest sources of smut, but it's all good. I'm not complaining. If you don't build a statue in my honor, then I won't stop fucking your bitches. I'm dead serious.
I know you love Japanese animation because it's filled with the kind of depraved stuff you could never find in usual porn. Today I have a pleasant little surprise for your imaginative tastes. It goes by the name Animephile.com. I have thoroughly checked this site out and found it to have a refreshing amount of hentai manga, doujinshi, yaoi, yuri, and all sorts of cartoon porn. It might look simple and stripped down at first, but this den is a treasure trove when it comes to hentai comics — looking to jerk off to the best in twisted Japanese animations? Read on, my horny little friend.
Who wants to run wild with hentai porn?
These fucking Japs have taken all elements of sex and managed to butcher the hell out of it all. Maybe it's the result of eating raw fish or the effects of radiation in Fukushima and Nagasaki. Still, these sneaky little bastards have redefined how people see cartoons. Your first experience with this type of porn makes you wanna cringe. Then you watch and gradually start to accept it's not that bad. Before long, you start wondering why you are still watching cartoons having sex and why it is arousing in the first place.
Before you know it, you have been completely drawn into this small world of debauchery, and you just can't believe you are hooked. It's all fucking messy, right? Well, there is nothing exactly wrong with that, but if you are the crazy freak that can't sit still at the sight of cartoon porn, this is a perfect hunting ground for you. Let's dive in and see if these fucks have enough to give a dopamine rush to your retarded brain.
Atrocious design for starters
The first time I landed on the site, I just couldn't help but notice just how lazy the designers of this site were. An amateur could do a much better job. The site looks like it is being hosted on a word document for fuck's sake. First of all, I fucking hate the plain white background. Folks, it's a porn site. Get a dark background goddamit! Most of my readers prefer going about their fapping business at night, and at this rate, all of you going to lose your sight. I'd fucking hate that because I'd be out of work. I hope someone from the site is reading this.
The site adopts a pretty unusual way of presenting its content. There is no header menu. All sections of the website are located on the left side of the homepage, where you will find a handy tags cloud/menu that should help you jump from one section to another. I'll be coming back to that later. The site looks like Wikipedia, and apart from a big tittied cartoon babe splattered across the center of the page, there is no visual evidence that you've landed on an adult site.
Actually, cut that. They do welcome you with a little warning about how the content here is strictly not for people below 18 and such shit. Below is a list of the latest stuff added to the site where one thing stands out; these fucks have not added anything to the website for over four fucking months! Someone is clearly sleeping on their goddamn job. Just below the new content section is a short description of what Animephile.com is about.
They promise high-quality adult manga that has been translated into English, and you can expect a showcase of all the main genres of adult manga and more. The simplicity means you can easily find your way around, but can someone teach these fucks something about the visual appeal?
No such thing as too much anime porn, is there?
I have to admit, I'm not the biggest fan of cartoon porn, but the love you guys have for this kind of porn (for whatever reasons) is not something I can turn my nose up at. The Japs know their stuff when it comes to delivering videos/images of cartoons fucking. They provide the goods, and they are not even trying. Yes, that's how they get you those Japs, slowly with their weird ways and their neon colors.
The first part of the site I headed to was the videos section. It turns out Animephile has a pretty solid collection of animated adult videos featuring cartoons romping away that you can watch for the fantastic price of free. The video titles are neatly arranged in alphabetical order, and all you have to do is pick a vid, enable Flash. You can start fapping your misery away. When you have titles like A Girlfriend's Revenge, Totally Fucked, and Sex A Holics, then you can expect things to get nasty.
Yaoi, Yuri, Ecchi, and doujinshi, pick your poison
There are loads of genres and subgenres that you possibly can't tell them from each other. Well, that's why I'm here. Yaoi is just a fancy name for gay cartoon, Ecchi is all about straight relationships but softcore and story-focused, Yuri is all about cartoon lesbian relationships. At the same time, Doujinshi refers to amateur manga publications. The most exciting things about these genres are they excitingly cover sex. Who thought they'd be alive to stroke their wieners to cartoon lesbian porn? These Japs are fucking wicked.
The good news is you can jerk off to all that and more on this site. Needless to say, most of the animators and writers of these comics are nerds. They may not be very good at getting pussy themselves. Still, they excel at Pokémon, Star Trek, and other nerd stuff that require solitude and imagination. The result? You get a faptastic collection of 'nerdy' porn that will keep you holed up in your darkroom for weeks.
Click on any of the sections that appeal to your filthy fantasies and enjoy the supply of cartoon debauchery. Almost all of them have Japanese titles, but they have been conveniently translated into English to reach a wider audience. There are colored comics, but most are black and white. They are available in decent sizes, although they lack a slideshow feature, and you will have to make use of the prev/next buttons to browse through. Also, you cannot grab the entire comics, and your only choice is right-clicking to download the comics individually. A bit of inconvenience, but remember you are getting all this shit for free.
However, you will have to take the good with the bad. Some of the sections direct to a site called thespectrum.net, which is unfortunately not hosting manga anymore. You can imagine the disappointment. The Ecchi and Manga sections are particularly notorious with these redirects. I guess that's the price to pay for your love of free things. For a better experience, check out my list of premium hentai manga sites and premium porn comics sites. You know I perfectly do my homework, don't you?
The best of Animephile
Free cartoon erotica; the site has a decent collection of cartoon porn covering multiple genres for your fapping pleasure. You can access all this shit for free.
Loads of videos; cartoon erotica comes alive with hundreds of animated porn videos available for streaming.
Excellent artwork; the collection of comics is from different artists, all of whom are talented and bring their unique styles on the table.
Possible concerns
No longer updating; unfortunately, the site doesn't seem to be updated with the last update coming over four months ago.
Awful design; there is a thin line between simplicity and mediocrity, and the site design falls on the latter. It is too stripped down with almost no browsing options.
Broken links; some of the sections direct to outside sources that are no longer operational.
Recommendations
They should get their fucking shit together. The awful design needs to go for starters. It is absolutely horrendous and needs plenty of options and visual appeal. Oh, and where are the fucking updates? They need to come up with an updated schedule and stick to it.
Conclusion
Animephile may have its flaws, but they are still a decent destination for lovers of hentai manga and animated porn. They have a vast collection of cartoon erotica that you can browse for free. Their videos are nowhere near bad either. The site may not have updated for a minute, but they still have plenty to offer.
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