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Humor On! Porn is better when funny. The internet is filled with strange, bizarre, and weird porn, and your boy has gone to the darkest side of the internet to find it, and I’m not even asking for something in return. Fuck the mainstream porn that every other XXX site is serving you, right? Today I’ll be using my expertise to tell you all about the hardcore, bizarre porn, and shocking videos in general that are to be found at Humoron.com or simply Humor On.

Even a blind man and his dog can tell that Humoron.com is all about the weirdest sex videos and, in some instances, crazy and funny events that happen to involve girls having their meaty twats rammed hard and fast. There are loads of cringy, WTF moments to turn your insane fantasies into reality, but does this place hold up to a site like eFukt?

Think of a slut that fucks five Tinder guys in one day and a crazy client emptying his nut on an escort’s face. Or what about sluts who never knew anal porn hurts until a dude with a gigantic cock stretches their assholes to the limit, banana fucks gone wrong, accidental anal, motherfuckers eating a stripper‘s pussy on the table and so much more. Let’s delve deeper into the depravity stacked up in this bitch.

Nasty ass design for starters

There is no better way to say it; Humoron.com’s design fucking sucks, but it certainly doesn’t bite. However, I simply don’t like it, and that’s quite a statement coming from someone who reviews XXX sites for a living. Think of it like that sexy whore in your neighborhood that you’d give everything to bang, but you know she has some STI. That’s the kind of vibe the site gives you.

There's tons of X-rated content, which is definitely a good thing considering there are sites out there who fill their homepage with eye-catching titles and that attracts the eyes of curious motherfuckers. Clicking on the links in some of these sites directs you to some half-ass sites with loads of ads that fucking ruin your experience. At least here, you will find some legit shit and in quite the variety. However, I don’t like that the homepage is a thin orange blog with the content availed in tiny photos and even smaller fonts. Do these fucks want users to browse the site in fucking specs?

With that in mind, the top navigation bar allows you to sort the content by funny, shocking, cool, sexy, other, pictures, and WTF pictures, among others. Just below that is a basic search feature whose importance cannot be overlooked. By default, the site starts by presenting the latest updates where posts get creepier as you browse. Near the bottom of the page is a useful browsing menu. At the same time, further below is a list of the most recent searches where you will see stuff like small dick embarrassed, stepbrother stepsister cumshots, nervous car fucks, and more. Fuck, what kind of pervs patrol these pages?!

A skeptic eye into categories

Like you will find out, the videos have been divided into a few categories including funny, shocking, cool, sexy, and other stuff the self-righteous might look at like something the cat dragged in. But if smut of the weird and funny variety tickles your fancy, there is a lot of ball tingling fun to look forward to.

When it comes to the shocking stuff, there is a lot to see. I saw a video of a homeless man’s penis eaten by maggots, a crazy ass dude feeding his prick to a baby alligator, meth-heads fighting over stolen tampons, and much more. Some of the shit here is cringe-worthy.

There is also a solid collection of porn for the average man, including babes bouncing on massive dicks, sluts choking on dicks as they give sloppy blowjobs, actual orgies, painful anal among others. But why would you settle for the ordinary type of shit when there is crazier, more depraved porn to check out like on CrazyShit?

A whole lot of nasty stuff

Many sites will put sensationalist links to trick sickos into clicking. But what you find at Humoron.com is legit nasty, and you will find whatever is on the link upon clicking. If you see something like ‘blowjob gone wrong’, that’s actually the shit you will find. This place is fucking heaven for people who prefer the freakish kind of videos.

Think of a girl trying to suffocate a wasp inside a glass beaker only for it to escape and bite her fucking nipples, dude passing out from the pain of cock torture, another having his ass whopped by a prostitute for failing to pay up and so much more. Damn, where do these fucks get some of these videos for crying out loud?

As you delve deeper into this site, expect the flicks to get even weirder. How does the clip of a human body decomposing appeal to you? How about an Asian chick cutting off her hands looking for attention? Or maybe you’d prefer seeing a drug-addicted bitch climbing up an electric pole only to be electrocuted to death? I honestly don’t know how I’m supposed to react to some of these videos. Are they supposed to give me a hard-on? And to think that some of you crazy motherfuckers derive pleasure from these weird-ass clips! No, thank you, is all I can say.

Like you will find out, the clips are 100 % legit as they are submitted by sick freaks like you for whom ‘normal’ is simply a word in the dictionary. What motivates people to record themselves performing some of the decadence here is still a mystery. At least to me.

Those looking for some kind of antidote to all the weird-ass content can head to the ‘free cams’ section on the top navigation. However, be warned that you will be directed to outside sources, and those looking to avoid being taken to other pages better avoid this option like the fucking plague.

Reasons to like Humoron.com

Loads of user-submitted material; the content found on this site is 100% user submitted and what you will be seeing is shit that happens in everyday life which adds a level of authenticity to the weird and absolutely depraved content.

No false advertisements; while other sites are loaded with misleading links, its quite the opposite at Humor On as each one of the links directs to the content indicated. No false advertisements to fish for clicks.

Regular updates; think the site is satisfied by the moral decadence already in their archives? Think again. There is always fresh content to check out courtesy of multiple daily updates, which is definitely music to the ears of you pervs.

A few drawback points

Not 100% dedicated to porn; not all the content is adult-oriented, and users will come across videos/photos that have nothing to do with adult entertainment.

Average quality content; this is to be excepted seeing that the content is user submitted, but some of the content here features absolutely garbage quality. Can’t some of these fucks invest in better phones, cameras, or whatever?

What I think should be done

I wonder why I have to point this out for the team, but isn’t it clear for all to see that the site design is a shambles? It needs a revamp as soon as yesterday!

To wrapping it up!

Looking for strange and weird videos that will arouse differing emotions? Humoron.com (often misspelled as "humeron") is what you are looking for, fellow perv. There is enough weird and shocking material here that could cause a miscarriage as well as hot porn that will leave you horny. The materials have been arranged in categories so users can pick whatever gives them a throbbing deep inside their pants, and I have to admit, few sites on the internet match the shocking nature of the bulk of the content here. Curious much? Visit them today!

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Chrismas Party-Fill in*Jim walked in the house and tossed his keys on the table by the door. "Hey Mom, you home?" he yelled and went looking for her. He stopped by her door and heard something odd. It sounded like she was moaning and having sex. 'Oh man,' he moaned with disgust, starting to walk away, but he heard something else and went back."Yeah, that's it, baby! Fuck me with that big, beautiful cock! Fuck my pussy! Fuck it, fuck it, baby!" Mom groaned and Jim wanted to rush in and help, but...

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Mom Son at the Theater Together

My son and I had always been close and we felt very comfortable with hugs, kisses and being in close proximity physically. Josh would even hold my hand when we walked together or put his arm around me when we were sitting on the sofa. Nothing about this was sexual, at least not for me. In retrospect, I don't know if Josh had any amorous feelings or not. The first time Josh and I had more than a normal Mother and Son experience began when he was home on a visit from college. He was having...

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EvilAngel Anastasia Brokelyn Angie Lynx The Spanish Stallion Sybil8217s Power Of Seduction

Dedicated boxing coach Erik Everhard can’t keep his eyes off blonde bombshell Angie Lynx and super-fit stunner Anastasia Brokleyn. He recruits them for his high-profile boxing magazine, and they strip off their clothes to show off their toned bodies. Erik fucks Angie’s pussy doggie-style, and she gives Anastasia some wet lesbian cunnilingus. Anastasia gives Erik a slobbering blowjob, and she masturbates sensually. Erik thrusts his big cock up Angie’s eager asshole and porks...

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The Book of DavidChapter 3 Delayed Arrival

PRE-COLLEGE (September 1998) "That's right, baby! Grab my tits! Squeeze them! Fuck, yeah, I love your hands on me! Don't ever stop touching me! Fuck, fuck, FUCK! I'm cumming!!!" Doggy-style had become a favorite position for Ellie and me. Personally, I kinda liked it better when she was on top, riding me cowgirl style. That way, I had a wonderful view of all my favorite things. But that was for the few occasions we just wanted to take our time, to make love slowly and sensuously. That...

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The Rock A Love Story

The Rock. A love Story. Trish, 2019. When you consider that even in the 21st century class divisions tend to dictate who you mix with in British society Lee and I never should have become friends, let alone the very best friends, yet we were. My family lived in the affluent old village on the edge of town while Lee was raised very much the wrong side of the tracks, but everyone loved the funny self-confident Lee. Even my mother whose aristocratic upbringing meant she was usually very...

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The Boy DownbelowChapter 6

Cathy took three blankets off the dead men and slowly, reluctantly, walked back to me. She avoided my eyes as she gave me one of the blankets. When she sat down, there was a distance between us that hadn’t existed before. It was a short distance, a closed fist could fit inside. Nonetheless, I disliked it. I let the blanket in my hand fall on my lap, too weak to throw it around my shoulders. “Were they dead?” I asked. “Yes.” She answered in a hesitant voice. “Are you okay? What ... what did...

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Aunt Getting Ready For Marriage Occasion

This is my first story on Indian sex stories. The incident which I am going to share is about my aunt (uncle’s wife). My uncle’s house is near to my house. They have 2 kids. My aunt is of age 38yrs and her stats are 34-32-38. Although every detail of this story is true but the names for privacy purpose. We stay in Mumbai metropolitan region Before I start with the story I would request all readers to pardon me if my grammar is wrong. Let’s start with the story. Have some patience as it’s long...

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Taking care of Steven

My son’s best friend, Steven, had been in a car accident and his parents had trusted me to take care of him. I had worked as a nurse before getting married and becoming a housewife, so I knew that I could help Steven get better. He had broken his right arm and needed some bed rest to recover before returning to school.“I made you lunch,” I said, standing outside the guest room.I opened the door and saw him grimacing as he sat up on the bed.“Thank you,” he said.I placed the tray next to him and...

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For the first time ever my parents were going away for the weekend! I'd been looking forward to it for weeks and when it finally happened I was thrilled! One weekend, no one to answer to, no rules, just me and my friends! On Friday we went out and had a good time, but it was on Saturday that something exiting happened...!I had returned from a grocery hall and was just about to enter my house, when a lady's voice made me turn around. A woman, maybe in her mid 40's stood behind me smiling:-...

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Bookstore Bound

Bookstore Bound By: Shawna Summers My Master, ever the gentleman, held the car door open for me. I smiled at him as I turned to get out of the car. I made sure to spread my legs in a very unladylike manner, giving him a good peek up my short dress. He simply shook his head and took my arm. We made our way over to the entrance to the adult bookstore. A small bell jingled as we came in, making sure that everyone turned to look at us as we came in. The clicking of my high heels making...

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Kinky KatelynChapter 5

The more I thought over the whole idea of an enema, the more I wanted to tell her, "No! Absolutely no way! Just give me the damn pill and be done with it." However, two things were making me think twice about blowing her off. Up to our last talk, Katelyn had never been guarded with me when it came to sexual matters. I felt she had opened up to me even more as she shared such an intimate part of her sexuality. I felt to be fair, I needed to be more open minded for her. I could see it had...

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Petite Sister Begs For Anal

Hey, everyone! I’m Andy, Eighteen-year-old and my height is 1.8m because I play basketball at school. Now coming to the sex story, this happened after my last board’s exam. I had sex with Nasem continuously for the past two days and I returned home late at night, tired and exhausted. As I crashed onto my bed I heard my sister (Tina) calling me. I turned over and witnessed that she was standing topless in front of me. I could clearly see her petite boobs hanging on her body. Even though she’s...

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Lawan the right Thai at the right moment

Now for the record: this happened after I had the little penis-plus-boobs-in-one-package adventure. I knew I was going to have to wash away the dirt somehow, and banging a legit female creature was the only option. Bear in mind, that's not a huuuuuuge issue when you're 6'7 and blond, but still, it had to be done. One night, I was walking through a somewhat dodgy part of Pattaya, when I spotted a girl sitting on the side of the road. I couldn't tell whether she was bored, sad, drunk,...

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The Publisher And The Author Part 3

 For those of you who have not read The Publisher And The Author - Parts 1 and 2, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Carl Herman, I am a writer of erotic novels. For the last two months, I have had a case of writers block and lack of motivation. My publisher, Nikki has taken it upon herself to help rid me of my problem..... * Nikki has come over tonight. Following our tryst in the great room, I find myself naked and tied spread eagle to my bed. The blindfold heightens my other senses as I...

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Wild Calls

It was late on a Saturday night when I came home from the bar. You’d stayed home because you were feeling unwell. I’d had more than a few drinks and was wishing you were waiting in my bed instead of in your own bed, sleeping.I decided that since I couldn’t be with you, I’d send you a dirty voice mail instead. Your phone rang twice before the answering machine picked up.“Hey. Can’t come to the phone. Leave me a message.”After the beep, I put on my best sultry voice and said, “Hey baby, I know...

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