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Humor On! Porn is better when funny. The internet is filled with strange, bizarre, and weird porn, and your boy has gone to the darkest side of the internet to find it, and I’m not even asking for something in return. Fuck the mainstream porn that every other XXX site is serving you, right? Today I’ll be using my expertise to tell you all about the hardcore, bizarre porn, and shocking videos in general that are to be found at Humoron.com or simply Humor On.

Even a blind man and his dog can tell that Humoron.com is all about the weirdest sex videos and, in some instances, crazy and funny events that happen to involve girls having their meaty twats rammed hard and fast. There are loads of cringy, WTF moments to turn your insane fantasies into reality, but does this place hold up to a site like eFukt?

Think of a slut that fucks five Tinder guys in one day and a crazy client emptying his nut on an escort’s face. Or what about sluts who never knew anal porn hurts until a dude with a gigantic cock stretches their assholes to the limit, banana fucks gone wrong, accidental anal, motherfuckers eating a stripper‘s pussy on the table and so much more. Let’s delve deeper into the depravity stacked up in this bitch.

Nasty ass design for starters

There is no better way to say it; Humoron.com’s design fucking sucks, but it certainly doesn’t bite. However, I simply don’t like it, and that’s quite a statement coming from someone who reviews XXX sites for a living. Think of it like that sexy whore in your neighborhood that you’d give everything to bang, but you know she has some STI. That’s the kind of vibe the site gives you.

There's tons of X-rated content, which is definitely a good thing considering there are sites out there who fill their homepage with eye-catching titles and that attracts the eyes of curious motherfuckers. Clicking on the links in some of these sites directs you to some half-ass sites with loads of ads that fucking ruin your experience. At least here, you will find some legit shit and in quite the variety. However, I don’t like that the homepage is a thin orange blog with the content availed in tiny photos and even smaller fonts. Do these fucks want users to browse the site in fucking specs?

With that in mind, the top navigation bar allows you to sort the content by funny, shocking, cool, sexy, other, pictures, and WTF pictures, among others. Just below that is a basic search feature whose importance cannot be overlooked. By default, the site starts by presenting the latest updates where posts get creepier as you browse. Near the bottom of the page is a useful browsing menu. At the same time, further below is a list of the most recent searches where you will see stuff like small dick embarrassed, stepbrother stepsister cumshots, nervous car fucks, and more. Fuck, what kind of pervs patrol these pages?!

A skeptic eye into categories

Like you will find out, the videos have been divided into a few categories including funny, shocking, cool, sexy, and other stuff the self-righteous might look at like something the cat dragged in. But if smut of the weird and funny variety tickles your fancy, there is a lot of ball tingling fun to look forward to.

When it comes to the shocking stuff, there is a lot to see. I saw a video of a homeless man’s penis eaten by maggots, a crazy ass dude feeding his prick to a baby alligator, meth-heads fighting over stolen tampons, and much more. Some of the shit here is cringe-worthy.

There is also a solid collection of porn for the average man, including babes bouncing on massive dicks, sluts choking on dicks as they give sloppy blowjobs, actual orgies, painful anal among others. But why would you settle for the ordinary type of shit when there is crazier, more depraved porn to check out like on CrazyShit?

A whole lot of nasty stuff

Many sites will put sensationalist links to trick sickos into clicking. But what you find at Humoron.com is legit nasty, and you will find whatever is on the link upon clicking. If you see something like ‘blowjob gone wrong’, that’s actually the shit you will find. This place is fucking heaven for people who prefer the freakish kind of videos.

Think of a girl trying to suffocate a wasp inside a glass beaker only for it to escape and bite her fucking nipples, dude passing out from the pain of cock torture, another having his ass whopped by a prostitute for failing to pay up and so much more. Damn, where do these fucks get some of these videos for crying out loud?

As you delve deeper into this site, expect the flicks to get even weirder. How does the clip of a human body decomposing appeal to you? How about an Asian chick cutting off her hands looking for attention? Or maybe you’d prefer seeing a drug-addicted bitch climbing up an electric pole only to be electrocuted to death? I honestly don’t know how I’m supposed to react to some of these videos. Are they supposed to give me a hard-on? And to think that some of you crazy motherfuckers derive pleasure from these weird-ass clips! No, thank you, is all I can say.

Like you will find out, the clips are 100 % legit as they are submitted by sick freaks like you for whom ‘normal’ is simply a word in the dictionary. What motivates people to record themselves performing some of the decadence here is still a mystery. At least to me.

Those looking for some kind of antidote to all the weird-ass content can head to the ‘free cams’ section on the top navigation. However, be warned that you will be directed to outside sources, and those looking to avoid being taken to other pages better avoid this option like the fucking plague.

Reasons to like Humoron.com

Loads of user-submitted material; the content found on this site is 100% user submitted and what you will be seeing is shit that happens in everyday life which adds a level of authenticity to the weird and absolutely depraved content.

No false advertisements; while other sites are loaded with misleading links, its quite the opposite at Humor On as each one of the links directs to the content indicated. No false advertisements to fish for clicks.

Regular updates; think the site is satisfied by the moral decadence already in their archives? Think again. There is always fresh content to check out courtesy of multiple daily updates, which is definitely music to the ears of you pervs.

A few drawback points

Not 100% dedicated to porn; not all the content is adult-oriented, and users will come across videos/photos that have nothing to do with adult entertainment.

Average quality content; this is to be excepted seeing that the content is user submitted, but some of the content here features absolutely garbage quality. Can’t some of these fucks invest in better phones, cameras, or whatever?

What I think should be done

I wonder why I have to point this out for the team, but isn’t it clear for all to see that the site design is a shambles? It needs a revamp as soon as yesterday!

To wrapping it up!

Looking for strange and weird videos that will arouse differing emotions? Humoron.com (often misspelled as "humeron") is what you are looking for, fellow perv. There is enough weird and shocking material here that could cause a miscarriage as well as hot porn that will leave you horny. The materials have been arranged in categories so users can pick whatever gives them a throbbing deep inside their pants, and I have to admit, few sites on the internet match the shocking nature of the bulk of the content here. Curious much? Visit them today!

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The Gift

Fucker, Amanda thought as she took the corner just a bit too fast. She had been getting steadily more annoyed and frustrated all day. It’s not as if Mike had actually forgotten about her birthday, but more and more it seemed like an afterthought. He had talked a good game ahead of time, even sending the kids away to his parents for the weekend, so that they could have some privacy. This morning he had woken her up to give her a bouquet of lame supermarket roses, and a hastily bought tacky...

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The Kin MaidEnTry

Now after the final decision by all the members except son and daughter all members married and the pair is as such MOM-UNCLE, DAD-SISTER, and BROTHER-NIECE as all the ladies have reached the age of 18 yrs. But son has not reached 21 so his marriage with daughter proponed for more three years but they are already leaving as couple and all the elders have given them permission. After the marriage the couple wanted to go for honeymoon and both dad and uncle went to the same place Simla and...

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Nightly Rituals

RJ looked at the clock and sighed inwardly. It was already 11pm and he had barely scratched his homework. He had a report due in his history class and he had another ten pages to go. He was pissed; he was going to bomb the class and then shell out another hunk of cash just to take the damn thing over again. This, all because his professor was a total flake and terrible at her job. His thought devolved from there into curses and vows of things that were both graphic and in all likelihood...

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C5 Serendipity Pass Familiar Highways Final Edit

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblances to actual events, characters, persons, alive or dead, or beings of Earth or the multiverse, past, present or future, is purely coincidental. Unless, of course, I'm psychic, in which case this a work of non-fiction. But I highly doubt that, I'm not that attuned. I mean if I was, I’d have won Powerball by now and been able to afford creative writing classes. And a proofreader. Be forewarned, these writings, including this warning, may trigger some...

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Sex With Suma

By : Karthik_varun57 HI everyone this is my first story on ISS. I like fucking girls of all ages. So any aunty or girl from Banglore who wants to have sex can contact me complete privacy is assured it’s a promise. Contact me at . Now lets come to the story. This is a real story which happened a year ago. I have a very good friend her name is suma. I used to go to her house frequently and her mom and dad has no objections as we were also family friends. It was one Sunday she called me to her...

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Demigod of WarChapter 47

Day 153-158: Though John was unmistakably a prisoner, the Legionnaires never tied or locked him up. They appointed two minders, who rotated every day. This meant he couldn’t make friends, since it was never the same two repeated. But it did mean he could interrogate them, subtly of course. None seemed to be operating under any restrictions on their tongues, so he took full advantage. The unit who captured him occupied a full section of subterranean ‘apartments,’ which emptied out onto the...

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Your Wish Come True revised Chapter 7 Mind and Body

Your Wish Come True by Pol Roger Chapter 7 Mind and Body A day of pampering can cheer a girl up MANDY made sure she was up early, before six o'clock. She showered and dressed in comfortable clothes, a loose pink, grey and white gym outfit with pink and white runners and a hooded top. She had bought the outfit the day before with Emma. She put her hair in a ponytail with a pink scrunchy...

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Game of Life Ch 0102

Game Of Life By Denham Forrest Copyright© 2008 by Denham Forrest, The Wanderer This story started out life sometime ago as one of The Wanderer’s short Nemesis tales, but as he wrote, he claims that the tale took on a life of its own. Thanks go to a reader and friend from down in the antipodes somewhere, for the basic plot device that was used in the early stages of the tale. It’s been well been over a year since he first pitched the idea to DF and but it took him some time to come up with –...

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My amazing trip to Sydney

My name is Matt, I’m 22 years old and studying at university in Adelaide. I have a girlfriend called Kate, she is a short blonde 20 year old who is great in the sack, but unfortunately she likes me more than I like her. Kate has a friend in Sydney who was having her 21st birthday, and she asked me to come along for the weekend. I agreed but said that I would stay at a family friend’s place, whom I had not seen for a few years. We arrived in Sydney on Friday morning, and I said goodbye to...

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What A Sucking MotherChapter 2

Laura washed her face in her bathroom. She looked into the mirror, seeing a beautiful face there. She had never eaten pussy before, yet she had willingly licked Janey's cunt. She had found the young girl irresistible, and she had shoved her face into that sweet cunt--not just eagerly, but hungrily. There had been something about Janey that Laura had been unable to understand, an attraction she had never felt for a girl in her entire life. She wasn't sorry she had sucked that pussy,...

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Mummy ka classfellow

Hy friendz i’m sajid (), aik bar phir aap ke khidmat main hazir hun aur wahien sy apni kahani shuru krta hun us din imran k janay k baad sy main ny mummy ko zara sexy nazar sy dekhna shuru kia, laken koi chance hath na laga . Mery pass aik he rasta tha keh main imran k dobara aanay ka intezar kron . Laken yeh abh mumkin nhi tha . Papa wapis aa chukay thay aur abh main raat ko mummy aur imran ke sexy baatain sunta aur muth marta tha, aik din main mummy aur imran ka phone sun rha tha keh mery...

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Maid to Order

Not for the first time, she swished her ass as she walked by him. It was an ongoing temptation that he could no longer resist. Steve had decided that he was going to teach this little tease a lesson, and have his way with her whether she wanted it or not. This beautiful cockteaser had been taunting him long enough. He grabbed her from behind, pushed aside her blazer, and cupped the soft mounds of her breasts through the thin material of her white blouse. He smiled to himself as he realized that...

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The Rape of Maya

Chapter 1 Things Like This just do not Happen to Married Women in India The woman in this story is a 40 yr old attractive Indian woman. She was educated in the states and married to what she thinks is a conservative Indian man. They had met while attending college together. They have been married for about fifteen yrs and have a daughter in her early teens and an eight year old son. She has been intimate with only two other men in her life and both were before marriage! One of these...

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Life Goes OnChapter 2

A couple of weeks passed while I put a lot of time into my work. Beverly called me one day and asked if I was going to the wife swap this month. I said that after awhile they weren't that much fun for me. That's when she told me that Marsha, the little red head, asked her if she could see that I went. She wanted to see me and thank me. Thank me for what? I was a bit intrigued and told Beverly that I would be her mate for the evening. I asked Beverly why she kept going to them. She...

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