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Humor On! Porn is better when funny. The internet is filled with strange, bizarre, and weird porn, and your boy has gone to the darkest side of the internet to find it, and I’m not even asking for something in return. Fuck the mainstream porn that every other XXX site is serving you, right? Today I’ll be using my expertise to tell you all about the hardcore, bizarre porn, and shocking videos in general that are to be found at Humoron.com or simply Humor On.

Even a blind man and his dog can tell that Humoron.com is all about the weirdest sex videos and, in some instances, crazy and funny events that happen to involve girls having their meaty twats rammed hard and fast. There are loads of cringy, WTF moments to turn your insane fantasies into reality, but does this place hold up to a site like eFukt?

Think of a slut that fucks five Tinder guys in one day and a crazy client emptying his nut on an escort’s face. Or what about sluts who never knew anal porn hurts until a dude with a gigantic cock stretches their assholes to the limit, banana fucks gone wrong, accidental anal, motherfuckers eating a stripper‘s pussy on the table and so much more. Let’s delve deeper into the depravity stacked up in this bitch.

Nasty ass design for starters

There is no better way to say it; Humoron.com’s design fucking sucks, but it certainly doesn’t bite. However, I simply don’t like it, and that’s quite a statement coming from someone who reviews XXX sites for a living. Think of it like that sexy whore in your neighborhood that you’d give everything to bang, but you know she has some STI. That’s the kind of vibe the site gives you.

There's tons of X-rated content, which is definitely a good thing considering there are sites out there who fill their homepage with eye-catching titles and that attracts the eyes of curious motherfuckers. Clicking on the links in some of these sites directs you to some half-ass sites with loads of ads that fucking ruin your experience. At least here, you will find some legit shit and in quite the variety. However, I don’t like that the homepage is a thin orange blog with the content availed in tiny photos and even smaller fonts. Do these fucks want users to browse the site in fucking specs?

With that in mind, the top navigation bar allows you to sort the content by funny, shocking, cool, sexy, other, pictures, and WTF pictures, among others. Just below that is a basic search feature whose importance cannot be overlooked. By default, the site starts by presenting the latest updates where posts get creepier as you browse. Near the bottom of the page is a useful browsing menu. At the same time, further below is a list of the most recent searches where you will see stuff like small dick embarrassed, stepbrother stepsister cumshots, nervous car fucks, and more. Fuck, what kind of pervs patrol these pages?!

A skeptic eye into categories

Like you will find out, the videos have been divided into a few categories including funny, shocking, cool, sexy, and other stuff the self-righteous might look at like something the cat dragged in. But if smut of the weird and funny variety tickles your fancy, there is a lot of ball tingling fun to look forward to.

When it comes to the shocking stuff, there is a lot to see. I saw a video of a homeless man’s penis eaten by maggots, a crazy ass dude feeding his prick to a baby alligator, meth-heads fighting over stolen tampons, and much more. Some of the shit here is cringe-worthy.

There is also a solid collection of porn for the average man, including babes bouncing on massive dicks, sluts choking on dicks as they give sloppy blowjobs, actual orgies, painful anal among others. But why would you settle for the ordinary type of shit when there is crazier, more depraved porn to check out like on CrazyShit?

A whole lot of nasty stuff

Many sites will put sensationalist links to trick sickos into clicking. But what you find at Humoron.com is legit nasty, and you will find whatever is on the link upon clicking. If you see something like ‘blowjob gone wrong’, that’s actually the shit you will find. This place is fucking heaven for people who prefer the freakish kind of videos.

Think of a girl trying to suffocate a wasp inside a glass beaker only for it to escape and bite her fucking nipples, dude passing out from the pain of cock torture, another having his ass whopped by a prostitute for failing to pay up and so much more. Damn, where do these fucks get some of these videos for crying out loud?

As you delve deeper into this site, expect the flicks to get even weirder. How does the clip of a human body decomposing appeal to you? How about an Asian chick cutting off her hands looking for attention? Or maybe you’d prefer seeing a drug-addicted bitch climbing up an electric pole only to be electrocuted to death? I honestly don’t know how I’m supposed to react to some of these videos. Are they supposed to give me a hard-on? And to think that some of you crazy motherfuckers derive pleasure from these weird-ass clips! No, thank you, is all I can say.

Like you will find out, the clips are 100 % legit as they are submitted by sick freaks like you for whom ‘normal’ is simply a word in the dictionary. What motivates people to record themselves performing some of the decadence here is still a mystery. At least to me.

Those looking for some kind of antidote to all the weird-ass content can head to the ‘free cams’ section on the top navigation. However, be warned that you will be directed to outside sources, and those looking to avoid being taken to other pages better avoid this option like the fucking plague.

Reasons to like Humoron.com

Loads of user-submitted material; the content found on this site is 100% user submitted and what you will be seeing is shit that happens in everyday life which adds a level of authenticity to the weird and absolutely depraved content.

No false advertisements; while other sites are loaded with misleading links, its quite the opposite at Humor On as each one of the links directs to the content indicated. No false advertisements to fish for clicks.

Regular updates; think the site is satisfied by the moral decadence already in their archives? Think again. There is always fresh content to check out courtesy of multiple daily updates, which is definitely music to the ears of you pervs.

A few drawback points

Not 100% dedicated to porn; not all the content is adult-oriented, and users will come across videos/photos that have nothing to do with adult entertainment.

Average quality content; this is to be excepted seeing that the content is user submitted, but some of the content here features absolutely garbage quality. Can’t some of these fucks invest in better phones, cameras, or whatever?

What I think should be done

I wonder why I have to point this out for the team, but isn’t it clear for all to see that the site design is a shambles? It needs a revamp as soon as yesterday!

To wrapping it up!

Looking for strange and weird videos that will arouse differing emotions? Humoron.com (often misspelled as "humeron") is what you are looking for, fellow perv. There is enough weird and shocking material here that could cause a miscarriage as well as hot porn that will leave you horny. The materials have been arranged in categories so users can pick whatever gives them a throbbing deep inside their pants, and I have to admit, few sites on the internet match the shocking nature of the bulk of the content here. Curious much? Visit them today!

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I was a beautiful spring day to walk home from school. WWII ended a few years ago, and there was a sense of hope and promise everywhere. That was also the war that took my daddy away from mommy and me. We lived in a nice neighborhood, where we had the nicest house, mommy always made sure everything was perfect. I skipped that last block, my light dress flowing high around me, anxious to get home, it had been a long afternoon in the second grade. "Mommy, I'm home," I shouted. "No...

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ReflectionsChapter 17

Terry I don't know what had gotten into Clarissa but it sure seemed that old Clarissa, the one I fell in love with is back. But back in my mind I couldn't help but wonder how long it would last. When we got to my room I went to the fridge and grabbed a container of OJ. "Want some Princess? I don't think I've got any fluid left in me." "Yes please, then into bed. But first please wash your face. It's a bit of a mess." We cuddled and kissed goodnight and I must have been asleep...

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Andy and the Lies

CHAPTER ONE           Andy was at his desk when the phone rang; he picked up the receiver and answered ?Hello Andy speaking.?            ?This is Angela, the MDs secretary; would you please come to his office right now, it’s because he would like to speak with you??            ?Any idea what it’s about Angela??            ?No, but Jean Simmons has just left his office with the union Rep.?            ?OK; I’ll be right up.?            Five minutes later he was outside the office; Angela stood up...

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Fun Photo Shoot for the Girls

Was it destiny or fate that brought me to this place?   Could I have avoided it, made another choice?   Well, no matter, the choices were made, and by whatever name, I was here, and what was to be would certainly happen, no matter how I got here.   I was on a photo shoot, nothing out of the ordinary, I am a professional photographer, so do them all the time.   This one didn’t seem anything different than so many other Senior Portrait jobs I had done in the past, just because there were to...

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The Chair

Morning came and he woke her with a long, deep kiss. She smiled up at him, expecting more, but he kissed her one more time then got in the shower. She waited for him to come back. When he did he dressed and continued about his routine. As she got up to dress, he told her to put on her sexiest bra and panties underneath her work clothes and he’d think about her like that all day. Little sparks of excitement ran through her body. She slipped on the red lace bra that was just about see through,...

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Hunter and the DancerChapter 4

STANDING, STARING OUT THROUGH the living room windows, I decided there was something calming about the assignment after all. I didn’t have a say in Callie’s schedule or activities unless they exposed her to potential danger, of which there was none. She was an anonymous teenager in a city full of them. It made my job mindless and reminded me why I dislike protective detail. For two days I’d followed her schedule, escorting her to the American high school every morning, then to the Paris...

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The Clock Master part 30

All I wanted was to talk to some of the engineer to see if they could open up some kind of on the job training that's necessary for being a clock maker. I take the step up to my door and slowly begin to pen it trying to make sure it doesn't squeak… It needs oiled bad. It's late and Kara is probably in bed. I really need to be quiet, if she wakes she wont be able to work well tomorrow and she'll be grumpy. So just quietly open the door.... I’m immediately assaulted with a hug that ruins...

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Candys Fashion House Chapter Thirteen

Once we got home the girls started to put the pressure on. They wanted to go out on the town and celebrate. I on the other hand wanted to stay home and just luxuriate in what had been a super day for me personally. It wasn't to be though the girls hassled me until I gave in and agreed. I rummaged through my clothes but decided on one of Candy's new designs. It was a short nude shift style mini dress which was transparent mesh and trimmed with lace around the bodice. I paraded around in...

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An Unforgettable MelodyChapter 12

“Hello, Mike,” she said with a smile. “Selena!?” He stood slack jawed in disbelief for several seconds. “Mike? Everything ok?” Melody called. Walking up behind him, she asked in surprise, “Oh, who’s this? Do you two ... know each other?” “Yeah...” Mike replied. “This is Selena. She’s ... she’s the one who gave me the locket.” “May I come in?” Selena asked. “I brought your breakfast.” “Uh, sure,” Mike said, still working to comprehend the situation. As Selena pushed a cart...

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TRANSLESBIANS this is a true story

When I first got married in 1992,my exwife,and I were getting along well,everything inbetween,ecept for sex,either I was stressed out from work,or somthing else.well one night we were talking in bed,and were dicussing what we wanted to try out in the bedroom.I'd say well blindfolds,and being tied up sounds nice,or even whipcream,and some type of cream dessert,where we would smear over are bodys and lick it off.but then it happen,I told her that I use to dress in drag,she replied what?she new...

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Recognised from My Video Sucking Cock On XHamster

I thought my life was officially fucked. ..I did something really stupid and thought I was gonna be somebody's cock bitch for life. I work in a mainly male workforce and the guys are always talking about x-hamster and what they've seen so I thought I'd have a look and see what the fuss was about. The guys at work were right, any category of porn you could find was on there and good quality stuff to so it immediately took over as no.1.porn site on my favorites. Now being a bi-guy I had lots of...

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Paul Part 3

Paul was a regular feature for the rest of his upper sixth year. He told me he had a girlfriend but that the sex with her was disappointing - she just wasn't into it as much as he was, happy to do it once or twice a month. Lucky me - that meant that on other days he was in the mood, and our schedules aligned, he'd be in my bed with my husband watching us have very good sex.He also lived up to his promise to introduce me to new guys who needed starting out on their sex journey. Ever since that...

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Sunday Morning Interlude

I awake and turn my head sleepily to see you next to me, sitting up in bed, your long red hair in a halo around your face as it fans out across the pillow. You are writing on a pad, your brow furrowed in concentration. I can feel my renewed erection pressing against the mattress and seeing you like this, deep in thought and distracted, makes me want to possess you, to have you completely. We played our waiting game, and what a delicate and satisfying game it was, but I no longer want to wait. I...

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Second ChanceChapter 3

Winnie radioed ahead and let my team know we would be heading home. She asked if I wanted the security team to drive, and I opted for the two of us to take the Lexus, as long as she didn't mind driving. "No. That's fine," she said, a little too quickly. Jack met us going out and gave me a rundown on progress with doubling the guard on Colleen and James. "It looks like we will have some feds supplementing us while they background the new guys and girls I want to bring on board. The...

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