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Shortly before I woke up, someone sent me a link for Anon IB, also known as AnusIB. It was the first thing I clicked on after I wiped the crust out of my bleary eyes and began crushing up the morning dose of Viagra to snort up my nose. I guess I wasn’t as awake as I thought, because I spent a good half hour convinced I was looking at 4chan. I kept refreshing the random board, thinking, “Man, /b/ doesn’t get nearly as much activity anymore, does it? They seem a lot happier these days, too.”
As it turns out, AnonIB.ru isn’t 4chan, though it looks to be running on the same software, with the same exact layout and swappable color schemes. The most significant difference is that this anonymous image board is devoted entirely to porno. You can get your daily dose of celebrity nudes and amateur chubbies without being subjected to car crash photos, animal torture GIFs or the angry banter of furiously racist incels.
4chan vs AnusIB (aka AnonIB)
I’m sure you’ve been thinking this a lot in the year 2022, but we live in a weird, fucked-up world. 4chan is a wildly popular site, pulling in 50 million visitors a month to chat anonymously about video games, cartoons, toys, anime, sex, mass murder and the plight of any straight white male who can’t get laid due to a lack of basic social skills. AnonIB’s got almost the exact same formula, but stripped of the violence, misanthropy and general bad vibes, not to mention the popularity. They’re still getting under 2 million views a month.
Maybe it’s too early to draw conclusions about society based on the relative popularity of both sites. After all, AnonIB is a much younger site than the ‘chan. The domain was registered at the very tail end of 2019, but they’ve been around in some form or another since 2018, with archives to prove it. Their profile has certainly exploded over the course of the last six months, their traffic rising steadily as more people catch word of what they’re offering. I wonder how much of that they owe to the pandemic, and perverts stuck at home with nothing to do but share porn anonymously.
I know it sounds weird to call AnusIB a cleaned-up version of 4chan, but that’s how I see it. I don’t mean clean like the Disney channel where all the abuse happens off-camera. I mean clean like your typical porn site, where your fap sessions aren’t in constant danger of being ruined by an ISIS execution or some teenager threatening to kill himself and his family if you don’t post in his thread. At AnonIB, it’s all porn, all the time. No gore, no incel ranting or racism, no bullshit.
Everything’s on the Menu at AnusIB
4chan’s Random board, also called /b/, has been referred to as the butthole of the Internet. It’s a non-stop, round-the-clock discussion of everything from naked ladies to Donald Trump to images of horrific war crimes. By contrast, AnonIb’s version of /b/ is a much slower-paced place where people share any kind of nudes. Some of the threads have been kicking for literally months, going long in the light chit-chat as they swap naked French girls, homemade BJ pics, muscular babes, candids and a couple home BDSM shots.
I’ll be honest: as a guy who gets laid on the regular, I’ve never quite fit in over at 4chan, despite what’s supposed to be a diversity of topic-based boards. The front-page breakdown of subforums at AnonIb is immediately more appealing to a career masturbator like myself. Their General Boards are a breakdown of 50 of the top porn categories/niches.
A lot of those categories are the same exact subgenres of smut you’ll find on any major porn tube or premium network. They’ve got Amateurs and Ass/Anal, BDSM and Oral Sex, Big Tits and Celebs. You can crank it to College Bitches, Cosplay, and Camwhores; get off to Ebony chicks, Ethnic/Indians, and Latinas; spank the monkey to Lesbians, MILFs or 18+ Teens.
Of course, the whole joint looks exactly like 4chan, so you’d be kind of a dumbass to assume it was all going to be the regular ol’ vanilla porn your parents and grandparents beat off to. They’ve also got boards dedicated to a range of niche kinks and sexual fetishes.
If you get bored of Petite girls, you can fap to watermelon bellies on the Pregnant board. They’ve also got Muscle chicks and Midgets, Hairy girls and Plump sluts. I caught a quick wank on the Feet board with no shame, and you penis fans can do the same on the AnonIB.ru traps board. They’ve even got a whole board devoted to Amputees, though it’s been a couple of weeks since it had a new post.
Local Amateurs in Your Neck of the Woods
Besides the genre-specific General Boards, AnusIB also features a whole fucking bunch of localized subforums for visitors in the USA and a few other countries. There’s a sub for every American state, plus Australia, Canada, Germany and the UK. If you’ve been looking for a place to swap pics of the local Tinder chicks you’ve been bringing home, this might be exactly the place.
On worldwide websites with localized sections, I like to check out the most populated areas first. On a hooker site, that’s where you’ll find the most listings. On a forum like AnonIB.ru, the populated areas are where you’re typically going to find the most content.
With that in mind, I clicked the California link. I was right: people have been discussing and trading pics of the local hotties all morning. It’s a diverse cast of babes out in Cali, from blonde beach bimbos to tattooed Latinas, thick Asian chicks to Chamorro girls in cosplay. Mixed in are a handful of creepshots and some selfies grabbed from social media.
Some of the threads get really fucking specific about where they’re hunting for poon. There’s a strong thread with hundreds of posts showing off the lovely ladies of the 707 area code, and another thriving collection of chicks out in 818. You know, Brian Wilson was really onto something when he did those piles of drugs and declared, “I wish they all could be California girls!” My state’s full of fatties, but at AnonIB, I can treat my eyes to the beauties of every region.
I was surprised by how much action I saw, even in other states listed on AnonIB. Nearly everywhere I looked, from Alaska to Alabama, Indiana to Idaho, there were active discussions going on this morning. If every state is getting this much attention when the traffic’s only at a couple million a month, imagine how active it’s going to be when they get even more popular. Pretty soon, you’ll start spotting pictures of your sister and cousins around here, even if you ain’t the one posting them.
Checking Out the Freshest Sluts
AnonIB.ru doesn’t have that front-page selection of Popular Threads like you’ll find on 4chan. They do, however, have a Recent Posts section that does exactly what it says on the tin. All the freshest shit from every and any board pops up in one long scroll of candid teens, bikini MILFs, vagina selfies and social media booty.
Not only do the Recent Posts showcase the newest material, but they also show you exactly how often anonymous users are adding new content to AnusIB’s shelves. The site gets an almost non-stop flow of user uploads, mostly pics of amateur babes around the world. It’s like shaking your dick at random hot chicks on a worldwide tour without leaving your basement.
Thanks to the active community at AnonIB, the site gets such an influx of new fap fodder. Like 4chan or any imageboard, the value of the entire site pretty much hinges on the userbase. The bigger and more active they are, the more content you’re going to get. These guys are growing by leaps and bounds every month, so it’s probably only going to get better.
AnonIB.ru is a 4chan clone with a much tighter focus on beating off to beautiful women, without any of the edgy kid bullshit that makes 4chan such a hard site to masturbate to. Other than that, the setup is identical. The anonymous imageboard format lends itself well to the site’s many genre-based subforums, but really shines in their local boards devoted to your state’s local babes. It’s not as slick as a free tube or as chatty as a regular forum, but the community-based porn collection is an easy place to fap and share your own stash of wincest captions or Midwest farmers’ daughters.
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