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Venus Fun! Purchasing sex toys (or other paraphernalia) has always been a tricky affair for most people. Most people would prefer it if they didn’t have to go into a sex shop and buy the goods for themselves. Besides, you don’t want to see the cashier that always has dried jizz on his hands fingering your purchases.
And you shouldn’t have to do that anyway! If you can buy a car and have it delivered to your home, why the fuck shouldn’t sex toys be the same? They are, and they have been that way for some time now. Where the fuck have you been, dumbass?
But not all sex accessories are made equal. And that’s where Venus Fun fits into your sex toy buying regimen. Well, if you want to discreetly purchase sex toys and attire without paying an ass load in shipping costs, you will want to look through their library of goods. Everything they sell is in a warehouse in the good ol’ USA, so if you live in North America, things should arrive at your place quite quickly.
That’s if the postal service doesn’t fuck up your shipping. But that’s a problem Venus Fun can’t control, which is why they have stellar customer service to help you in the event of a shipping issue!
All kinds of sex toys for women
What would a sex toy shop be without toys for women? The vast majority of these shops cater primarily to women. Perhaps because, whether women want to admit it or not, it’s mainly women who buy sex toys and attire anonymously from these online shops. They are more eager to purchase the goods when they realize that they can buy sex toys, apparel, gear, lube, etc., without listening to dick-sucking requests from patrons at their local sex toy shop.
Or maybe that’s me just speaking my mind. What the hell do I know? I only review porn sites for a living. I’m not in the business of selling dumb fucks like you drums of lubricant and lingerie for the piece of ass you will never get.
Anyway, whether you have a vagina, a tiny penis, or are buying for the wishful woman in your life, there are oodles of sexified goods you can purchase on Venus Fun. And that includes sex toys that will get even the most lemon-faced bitch off and make her beg for another orgasm. Maybe you can swoop and show her how it’s done by using her toy on, well, you know what? But let’s stop pretending that’s ever going to fucking happen.
Venus Fun offers sex toys like massagers, dildos, anal toys, Ben Wa Balls, and even cosplay attire. For some reason, there are several wedding cosplay dresses on Venus Fun. Along with condoms and penis extenders as an excellent way of telling you that you need protection while also giving you the extra girth you need to work your tiny dick.
Venus Fun even offers a retractable sex fucking machine with eight different attachments; most of these are simulated penises. But one of them has an attachment shaped like a beer bottle. I guess that’s marketed toward the Southern women to make them feel more comfortable getting laid by a robot since they’re getting fucked by something they’re acquainted with.
Visitors will also find a fuck load of bondage equipment. There may only be a little over 50 bondage products across the entire website, but don’t let that fool you. There are so many different bondage gear and attire types you can find on Venus Fun; you may not even know where to start first! But hey, why not at the fucking beginning?!
There are all kinds of bondage goodies, including whips, bondage collars, handcuffs, nipple and clit clamps, paddles, swings, etc. So if you crave getting dominated or dominating, Venus Fun has the equipment you need to have a night you will never forget. Take a look at all of the competitively-priced bondage and female sex toys on Venus Fun, and find the kind of products you need all in one place!
Over 170 sex toys for men
You would be mistaken to think that the ladies and bondage geeks get to have all of the fun! If you are a lonely dude sitting in his parent’s basement, wishing you could feel a warm, sloppy pussy riding on your dick, well, too bad. The chances are, that shit isn’t happening. But you can always find the next best thing within your budget: a sex toy that feels close to the real thing.
Of course, I know nothing can simulate what real pussy feels like, at least not yet. But the male sex toys Venus Fun offers come pretty fucking close!
What makes me so sure? Well, they have a fantastic assortment of masturbation cups that will get you off faster than your hand ever could! For instance, I found Venus Fun’s in-house masturbation cups that looked like the real goddamn deal. Along with a Zero Tolerance Riley Reid Vagina Stroker for you guys that want to challenge yourself not to cum within a few strokes.
There are the old standbys, like the Sue Johanson Super Head Honch Male Masturbator, the TENGA Flip Series of masturbators, one-use egg variety packs, and more. Note that there aren’t any more renowned toys, like products from Fleshlight. But there are undoubtedly Fleshlight-type toys, like the Diamond Masturbation Cup For Men.
Dudes will find vibrating masturbation toys available too. So regardless of the kind of toy, you decide to go with, know that you will need a bottle of lube to use on that sorry excuse for a johnson. But that’s only if you mind epic burns across your dick.
A large variety of vibrators
Let’s go back to the sex toys available for women for a moment. Well, it’s one thing to have a variety of dildos and other types of toys. But a sex toy shop without an array of vibrators is like wanting to eat steak but not having a tongue. Or something to that effect.
Fortunately, Venus Fun has plenty of vibrators to get any woman off. Yes, even your grandmother. Go ahead. Gift her a vibrator from Venus Fun for the holidays. I’m sure she will appreciate you getting her a toy that can make her squirt all over her ceiling.
Venus Fun has over a whopping 140 vibrators available for any type of pussy. They offer all kinds of vibrators, like rabbits, clit vibes, wands, vibrators for G-spots, and bullets. These types of vibrators range greatly. Some – like the rabbits – rotate for added effect. Others can be used in the shower, have wireless capabilities, can hit the goddamn C-spot, and more.
I noticed that some of these vibrators are even available for men. So if you are a dude that enjoys having your dick vibrated, you will find several vibrators that will get the goddamn job done. Take a look at Venus Fun’s variety of vibrators you have to appreciate and find vibrators that are certain to fucking get anyone off!
Sex toys for couples
Venus Fun also has sex toys for couples that wish to add some excitement to the bedroom. Of course, many of these products overlap. For example, several products in this section are also featured in the cosplaying and bondage sections of the site. But there are some unique toys in the couples section—like the UFO Wearable Couples Vibrator Panties.
Who the fuck comes up with these names anyway? I have no idea. But look around, and you will find winners like the We-Vibe Chorus Remote Control Couple Vibrator, couples’ sex games, wearable eggs, and more.
Whether you are looking for sex toys for couples or something extra sexy in general, Venus Fun makes it easy to sort products on the site. You can sort by best seller, latest, price, and recommended. Further, when you click on a category, you will have the option to narrow the results down at the top of the page under the category banner. For example, when looking through the ‘couples’ sex toy section, you can browse sub-categories like strap-ons, sex games, and bondage.
And if you need lingerie, lube, sex toys, bondage gear, or you want to blindly see the products Venus Fun has available for your horny ass, take a look and see what they have in store for you. Perhaps they will have a fantastic sale like they did when I reviewed the site, where everything was heavily discounted.
For competitively priced sex toys, attire, and more, check out what Venus Fun has in store for you. Who knows? Maybe you will find the perfect gift that will finally get you laid!
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Venus Fun has a wide array of sex toys available to get you the fuck off. Or to get that special person in your life off. With a warehouse in the USA, you don’t have to worry about inflated shipping. And well, if new products continue to arrive in Venus Fun’s warehouses and continue selling new, exciting products, they will be around for a long time!
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