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Hunie Pop 2: Double Date has been out for about a year now, and it still seems to be picking up popularity with perverted gamers around the world. I hear its name making rounds in porno game forums, not to mention a surprising number of YouTube videos about it. Of the thousands of X-rated video games that come out every year, very few of them ever reach this level of notoriety. Naturally, if this many deviates were playing the thing one-handed, I was eager to see for myself how addictive it really was. All I knew going in was that it’s a highly regarded dating simulator and puzzle game.
The game’s popular enough that you’ll find it available through multiple sites on the web: HuniePot.com is its official home, and the game can be purchased through online shops like Steam and GOG. SteamUnlocked.com also has a copy available for the cheapskates and bums who can’t afford the twenty-dollar entry fee. HuniePop 2 runs on Windows or Mac, and those who get it from Steam also have the option of Remote Play on their mobile gizmo. It’s also worth mentioning that the GOG version is censored, but the X-rated content can be easily unlocked with a free patch from the official site.
Stirring the Hunie Pot, Part Two
Whether you snag your copy from SteamUnlocked, Steam, or GOG, you’ll start noticing the high production values before you even download the game. Every screengrab floating around out there makes it evident that the artwork is high-quality, colorful, and absolutely fapworthy. From pink-haired pixy girls to bikinied MILFs to anime ebony babes and slutty teens, you’re going to have plenty to shake your dick at.
Loading up the actual game is even more impressive. It’s got some chirpy, upbeat video game music as you work your way through the intro screens. I set my gender as Male, my difficulty as Average Guy, and Polly’s Junk as Innie. I wasn’t sure exactly what that last option meant going in, but I was eager to find out.
HuniePop 2: Double Date has an animated intro to give you some backstory and also show off some damn fine voice acting. It’s obvious within the opening minutes that this isn’t the half-ass effort you get from a lot of homemade porn games; the whole thing feels polished and professional as hell. “Spirits of limitless lechery lying dormant in the cosmos awoken only once every ten thousand years by a cosmic super-period of unspeakable PMS,” the narrator tells us.
After talking about how hopeless everything is and how nobody can save them, she suddenly says, “Wait, I might know somebody….” The epic, legendary music fades, and we get something more modern as the game segues over to my character’s humble apartment. There’s some offscreen female moaning because it turns out I’m banging this red-haired babe. She appears on the screen, looking sexy as hell, and we’ve got a bit of dialog to choose from in typical visual-novel style.
I’ve seen a lot of porn games where the intro is a lot more polished than the actual gameplay, so I wasn’t sure if we’d hear more actual talking until the chat with the redhead. HuniePop 2 has a fair amount of spoken dialog, and the voice acting is really nice. This chick has got a sexy British accent and delivers the lines realistically. “Later, sweet cheeks,” she says as our little interaction is wrapping up. “Keep that thing nice and hard for me when I get back!”
Keeping You Hard by Keeping It Simple
“Well, well, well,” says the pink-haired, butterfly-winged chick who appears right after the fire-crotch takes off. As soon as I saw her, I knew that this would be the anime character who walked me through the general mechanics of playing HuniePop 2: Double Date. She lays out some more plotline, and the next thing I know, I’m on an airplane chatting with an ebony flight attendant who wants to help me join the mile-high club in the airplane lavatory.
The theme of HuniePop 2: Double Date is right there in the title. When you head to that tiny airplane restroom, both girls come with you, and it’s your job to make sure they’re both happy. The Double Date plays out by matching tiles, and the pink-haired chick will explain which tiles do what. The basic mechanics are simple and addictive, easing you into the game in a way that will suck you in deep if you’re a fan of tile games and hentai.
The first level of any porn game is hard to lose, but it’s still fun to play. After pleasing both girls during the main part of the double date, it was time for the bonus round. The bonus was just a more fast-paced version of the tile-matching, this time without having to please two girls at once. I was rewarded with a full-screen image of both chicks spreading their legs in the airplane bathroom when I beat the bonus level. I wonder what airline they’re flying because that lavatory is way fucking roomier than on any plane I’ve been on. If you had to, you could probably take a comfortable dump on this jetliner.
There’s a lot of unlockable hentai content to help keep you hooked. You’ll notice a few icons in the bottom right corner of these images, which let you adjust little things like the amount of sperm squirted on their bodies and the on/off status of their panties. After earning this image early in the game, I wanted to hustle and build my HuniePop 2 hentai stash.
Matching Tiles and Chatting Up Anime Babes
A lot of adult puzzle games will give you a vague plotline to sort of tie all the puzzles together. HuniePop 2 doesn’t rush you from puzzle to puzzle, though, and instead sucks you in with an engaging visual-novel storyline. If you’re hoping to just play puzzle after puzzle with some X-rated anime accouterments, you may want to find a different game. You’ll spend a lot of time between HuniePop 2 puzzles just traveling around and chatting with the women.
That’s how I ended up meeting a couple of sexy Asian gals on a tropical island boardwalk. After chatting them up and getting a compatibility icon, I decided to take them both on one of those titular Double Dates. This one happened on a cruise ship in the pool area, with a bikini babe on each side of the screen as I matched up hearts, teardrops, stars, and musical notes. At one point, I fucked up, and the girl called me a stupid head. A couple of minutes later, after some frantic tile-matching, she came back around again. Now we’re tight.
After playing HuniePop 2: Double Date for a couple of hours, I’d met a nice handful of anime chicks. Some are already attracted to me, while others still have to work on; perhaps buying them gifts will come in handy. Even though I’ve unlocked a few of the girls, I still have more outfits and hairstyles to unlock for each of them. There are a lot of blank spaces in the interface that I’ll have to keep working to fill, and I like how they tease you with the vast quantity of available content to unlock. This one will keep you busy for a while.
HuniePop 2 is a premium game, so you’ll pay for your copy upfront unless you’re downloading it from a site like SteamUnlocked. That means the game doesn’t nag you to make in-app purchases all the fucking time like most free-to-play games, nor will you get that sinking sensation that winning is impossible without pumping more quarters into the machine. On the contrary, it’s a great piece of stand-alone video game perversion, combining an engaging visual-novel dating simulator with addictive tile-matching gameplay.
It’s hard to find serious fault with the game. The relatively slow pacing between tile-matching levels may be a turnoff for those looking for more frenetic action. However, that same dramatic buildup will be one of HuniePop 2’s biggest selling points for many porn gamers. Ultimately, HuniePop 2: Double Date straddles the line between two wildly different styles of gameplay and manages to do justice to both, making it an easy recommendation for players who appreciate both X-rated dating sims and tile matchers.
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